Bills star DT Oliver mourning tragic death of sonPenix fully cleared as Falcons ramp up QB1 battleSeahawks place WR Bobo on season-ending IRBroncos' Nix throws for TD in return from injury4-time Pro Bowl RB Chubb announces retirementNFL reviewing WR Bateman's family violence arrest2 INTs make for 'sour' night for Steelers' HowardMass. to investigate Cards exec's alleged betting
mina just got Ball knowledge and attractiveness MOGGED by Brenda Song, I fear.
we’re all fading achane in fantasy btw
OUR Madame RamGeorgia Fonterie can burn in hell
so I live in Dallas area and sports radio today spent about 30 minutes talking about Shadeur Sanders "amazing" preseason game...what are we even doing at this point?
Preseason games should be more intense considering they only play the starters for a bit and the rest of the players should be playing to the death to have a career
>>157448604could you imagine the guy on the left in bed with the chick next to him? his penis is probably 1/2 her body
>>157448607The media picks who they protect.
I meant vets can opt-out of every pre-season game but the last three. So they would only be playing in a max of three pre-season games and 16 regular season games. Technically it would be one less game than they are playing now, but way more football for the fans.
New booth babe
turn off your trip if you want a (((you)))
>>157448607indians are the most notorious BBC spammersshedeur fans are BBC spammersDallas is 80% Indiando the math
>>157448636I'm confused, marge.
>>157448607America is the land of gaslighting and false narratives. Our people live in myriad platos caves. The boomers are the worst they overlay their weird bullshit expectations on everything and refuse reality when it doesnt align.Fuck the chiefs
GOD I FUCKING LOVE BEING DOGSHIT. I FUCKING LOVE RUNNING TERRIBLE ROUTES, DROPPING EVERY PASS, AND HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO RUN AFTER THE CATCH ABILITY WHATSOEVER. I. FUCKING. LOVE IT. SO. MUCH.
>>157448607They want shitdoor to start for dalass
>>157448565>>157448584Because we are status symbols for them. They will give up that asshole too and let you absolutely slut them out just to meet their parents. I’ve lived in SoCal, Arizona and South Texas. They’re just too easy.
I don't fucking care anymore. Cut Spencer Rattler AND Zach Wilson. The state of this QB room is embarrassing.
He gone
>>157448659every receiver in the nfl without glue gloves and kiddy carpet to run on
>>157448565B-b-but he's Mr January!!! He's the playoff GOAT, his defense just makes him hand the ball over to the opposition in field goal range right before halftime! You don't know ball!!!!1
>>157448607You guys actually watch the preseason?
We need to kidnap players from other teams and force them to play for us.
>(((spencer SHATTLER)))someone ITT told me he was good
the "skill" level in the nfl is an abomination. does anyone coaching football at any level understand their sport
>>157448729hafley can't scheme with these cats!
*mindbreaks you*
choke on this bussy
>>157448755Lmao
>>157448755>Dey boo'd me fo dis! My own fans!
>>157448607Deion has a compound in Dallas. I'm sure if you looked hard enough the guy talking is some way connected to him.
>>157448607He’s from the area numbskull. They want to blow Diaper Deion because they know he has money and influence in the Dallas metroplex.
obligatory mina post
>throw a pick 6>go 3 & OutThe Shattler special
Honest question, who are Rams fans exactly? Are you oldfags from LA who waited 20 years for your team to come home? Are you St Louis Rams fans who kept following them after they moved? Are you Mexicans who crossed the border since they moved back to LA? Are you just bandwagoners?
>>157448784imagine beheading her with a katana like that
I just remembered that >my Patriots made the Super Bowl last year even though we were projected to only have like 6 wins. That >we won the division over Josh Allen. That >we made a Super Bowl post-Brady before Allen did. That Darnold won a ring and Josh Allen never will.The Bills haven't been to the Super Bowl in over 30 years. The Dolphins over 40. The Jets over 50. Yet >my Patriots basically got into the Super Bowl on accident last year. Big time whew.We're probably going to win the division this year too since the Bills went full retard and fired McDermott.
>>157448724Remember when the (((media))) tried to meme him as the #1 overall pick a few years ago.
>>157448565Holy shit
>his team plays home games on artificial turf instead of real grass
My joshie makes Gayven fans seethe.
>>157448784obligatory kill yourself, loser
>>157448744what is the point of these guys taping their wrists?
>throwing a pick 6 into quadruple coverageremember when NFL media was saying Rattler was the most underrated qb in the league?
My new mouse just got delivered :)
>>157448801Probably mostly newfags
Josh Allen is a cuckold
If the Jags had a dynasty, this would be considered one of the coldest logos in the NFL.
>>157448777>t. Texan who knows too much and doesn’t want to get sued for spilling it
>>157448805and how did they do in that game? surely it wasn't a blowout demonstrating that they had the weakest strength of schedule in the history of the league...
>>157448729There's so much nepotism that the bar has been lowered to a comical level
>>157448607bullshit, what radio station? The Ticket had a show about soccer on, they don't care at all about preseason.
>>157448819wrist stability for a better snap on the ball
>>157448829If he was White (JJ McCarthy) they would throw him down the well after his first season.
>>157448857Shedoodoo
>>157448857Remember when Colorado retired his number?
>>157448833Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair.
>>157448848>he still listens to the ticket instead of the fantime for dinner, gramps
>>157448862He's the whitest QB in the league though
>>157448829
>>157448809>dunking on a team with an even more coddled failure of a QBAt least Josh can make Championship games... I mean he folds immediately but he makes it unlike Lamar.
>>157448871
>>157448890JJ? Yes, he probably is.
>>157448899you have nothing to do with the team you watch on TV.
>>157448844No excuses. Bills had a similar strength of schedule and still lost. Also...>Muh SOSLmfao. Retards are still clinging to this. Genuinely hilarious. The Patriots made the Super Bowl. Literally 2nd place for the entire year and you retards are still talking about SOS like it matters or predicts anything. The Patriots beat like 8 teams that had tougher SOSes than them on the way and lost to 1. If SOS mattered, you would expect them to lose to the majority of those teams and they didn't.SOS doesn't matter and teams who have weak schedules routinely make and win the SB.
>>157448841It ought to be a full body jaguar shilouette instead of some cartoonish floating head
>>157448951I already accepted your concession
>>157448889pretty sure the fan just rolls out national syndication slop on weekends, you're not even complaining about Dallas radio.
>>157448948I worked for the Kraft Analytics Group for 3 years.
up the middle..... again.....
>>157448958You're confusing yourself with me, obviously.
>>157448966>pretty sure
>>157448969Did you analyze how many illegal aliens he could raped in some "spa" down in florida?
>>157448993
>>157449000>he could rapedsaar, pls
>>157448899Lamar made it to a CCG, he’s not Rayne.
>>157449016sorry shlomo, I was just so excited to expose (((his))) dirty secrets on 4chins.
>>157448999I'm not checking. Prove it was a local show and not syndication slop.
Is this an appropriate way to coach high schoolers
>Boobchoy on the mic
>>157449000I worked for KAG for 3 years. We did some for the Patriots looking mainly at Stadium capacity and payroll optimization. I can honestly say Robert Kraft and his family are cheap Jews that make the stereotype 100% true. I know 100% they will not pay Gonzo and will no doubt trade him to save having to pay him this year and Maye next year.
>>157449042no one cares, faggot.
>>157449006Not really. Retards like you do it all the time. Also, nice Simpsons meme you rotting unc boomer.
>>157449040obviously an accident>>157448604why am i so obsessed with nonwhite women
>>157449091>aims right at him>walks away instead of immediately apologizingsorry coach, you're not getting away with it
>>157449057>confuses himself as a retardhuh
>>157449042please bathe
>>157448829I remember when some retarded anon was on a campaign trying to play him up as the new mutt in town, Mahomes 2.0
Saintsbros...
ded thred
>>157449220This someone make a better thread and I will migrate.
>>157449131That was Walter Football in 2022.
This is the biggest act of treason since Judas Iscariot. Molson Coors was right to shut your dumb asses down in Chippewa Falls Leinie's!
>>157448607
>>157449122Your Mom likes the smell.
>>157448857reminder tipped INTs should not count as a QB stat
>>157449259It should in this case because he threw it behind the receiver.
>>157449267Nope, still should be a WR stat
>miami punters are the only ones doing anything for the team>still shank a punt>punt from their own 1 yard line twicegoing to be a long ass season
>>157449278>NopeGood thing you don't make the rules.
>>157448857>staring down first and second reads>head moving like a Chuck E. Cheese robot>doesn’t even see the RB in the flat or the WR who could run an impromptu go routegrim
Shedeur RETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED interview soundbyte going to be triple platinum by the end of the season
>>157449306His number is retired, show some fucking respect.
>bost ITT>le /pol/tard launches AI translator shitzo melty
>decoom complaining about getting boo'edHe's already robbing the Browns of hundreds of millions, the least he can do is accept the disrespect. I don't think the sexpest shit would've been a big deal for fans if he also wasn't one of the worst QBs in the league
>>157449313This he made the pro bowl his rookie year too
>>157449323If only could get a massage to relieve that tension...
>>157449305Roger Goodell is a faggot. You know it, I know it, we all know it.
>>157449323Funny, the other day he said he didn't care if he got boo'd
I'm dropping a big diarrhea dookie right now. Smells divine.
>holding the runner with 2 outswut
>>157449323>I don't think the sexpest shit would've been a big deal for fans if he also wasn't one of the worst QBs in the leagueof course it wouldnt. NFL fans will forgive literal murderers if they can play if they're good at their position
so many fucking losers in this general posting the same garbage every timeis this your social life?
>>157448957Great idea
>>157449391*heems you*heh
>>157449391i also play billiards with a friend on mondays :^)
why don't they have jj playing the full game? he definitely needs the reps
>>157449427Brosmer has more of a future on my Kangz than JJM.
>>157449391I find lesbians who want to try dick for the first time on reddit and plunge in them balls deep. That’s the rest of my social life.
84 on the Dolphins about to speak UFL
>>157449427>gaygay mcgayey
>>157449442haven't you heard? players can go back to play in college now
KEK AINTS LMAOOOO
everyone shut the FUCK up, it's time for iggles (preseason) football.time to watch this fucking retarded offense that sirianni is obviously still meddling in
Gayleb is playing
what's wrong with monken's voice, it's like he's constantly dehydrated
>>157449259>>157449267>>157449278should have faggots like in the mlb who decide if something if an error or a basehit, or a passed ball vs a wild pitch
Still havent got over 2018 meanwhile you just got dad dicked in 2026KekarooNever change poo orleans
>el gay celebrating like they won the owldesu that was their owl
>>157449391i guarantee half the people here will still be posting when they're old
>>157449526yeah but pre-manfred era official scorers.
>>157449391I just high key made conscious decisions to not end up like these niggas
>>157449411I got rid of my table last year, bummer since I would run a rack of 9 ball during commercial breaks
>>157449567you should have sex during commercial breaks
>ded on the opening kick offffs
why are people claiming that shedeur had a good performance today?
Nice kick nerd
>penalty on first play of the gamejewdell's NFL
doing the finger concussion thing on the first play
>>157449590>>157448607you already made this post
>>157449590(((Reisland)))
>>157449590Compared to the other browns QBs
Pats already killed an Eagle.
so much for the ''safety'' of reddit kickoffs
punishing my body with another handle of vodka
>ambulance yeah it's over
>>157449587That's it, no more kick offs.
Glad to see Haener is still in the league. I knew he had that dog in him. That Fresno State bowl game was so much fun to watch.
>game starts>guy instantly diesClassic Eagles game
He's gonna be a fucking vegetable, Tone!
>>157449634Haener fucking sucks
>>157449644don't worry big dom is monitoring the situation
like holy shit fuck you Ty Simpson is way better than Fuckmanbitch Memedoneza fuck you talkinmbout
Are the Bengals going to try and tackle this year?
>>157449681tackle this bussy
>>157449535>>157449319Escúchame bien, Paco Hernández. Eres un agujero sucio por la transmisión de granos de maíz apenas digeridos. Sabías menos de fútbol que de cocinar bien las alubias. Nunca fuiste fan de los Rams de Kurt Warner. Espero que estés leyendo esto en un vuelo de regreso a El Salvador cortesía de los servicios de deportación de ICE
Why does the Bengals analyst sound exactly like Terry Bradshaw
Nice overthrows Gayleb
just retire already you sick fuck
>>157449677shut up
>Caleb still overthrowing guys in the middle of the fieldJust move on from the guy already
>>157449677youre trying to hard
Who just died in the Eagles game?
>>157449724>plays like shit>nah bruh it aint got nuffin to do wit muh play>dey jus don like me cuz i be BLACK
>>157449728how the fuck did this guy fool so many people his first year
>>157449724This. You've taken so much money from them already
>>157449668>Haener fucks and sucksAnd how
>>157449696I thought you'd never ask
>>157449727>t.assblasted raidurr fag>>157449737Seethe
>>157449746I have actually no idea. A backup special teams player.
So NE starters just aren't playing preseason at all?
ref chads eating good
>>157449753Tbdesu nephew that's the reason I don't like frfr on g1d
>>157449703Hello, ICE? Deport this man and his foul exotic language. No I do not wish to use Google Translate.
Stupid fucking Google AI told me Caleb Williams wasn't starting at all in the preseason and I missed his first drive because of it. Why the fuck would I ever be dumb enough to trust it?
Preseason Disaster Bowl incoming
>>157449788They're so hungry for power after 6 months off
>>157449766Sorry, youre not a trend setter. youre not him, fraid so
>>157449803My Saints just got assraped
>>157449746>>157449784"Ja’Quinden Jackson" he's not even on the depth cahrt
>>157449754i was never fooled. from the second i saw him jump into the stands and cry with his family after losing, i know he would never amount to anything more than a perpetual bussy.
>>157449803there's already been 2 injured players in Eagles vs Pats, one needed an ambulance ffs
Wait so someone nearly died on the field and they didn't cancel the fucking game? What the fuck is wrong with these fucking scumbags, don't they know human life is more important than some silly game? It's preseason, ot doesn't even fucking matter.
>>157449815god, i wish someone would rape me
HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP
>>157449801You missed Gayleb's only drive just like how Gayleb missed his receivers.
Anyone got the clip of the Ja'Quinden murder?
Filthy catch by the bengals
>>157449827Looked good to me, you hating ass bitch.
>>157449814Implying I give a fuck about what you thinkFuck you and Memedoneza too that generational BUST is going to be a quintessential hatewatch this year
fucking covey>>157449850they never even re-showed it
>>157449788What for? Blindside block in the secondary?
>>157449797Is that Ben Palmer's line?
>>157449863when will you finally kill yourself, statmutt?
Tell me, is preseason football watchable with women?
why the fuck is Andy Dalton still playing in the preseason? you know what he is, play mckee and the new guy
>>157449848you are fucking
>>157449848Is the anon who kept trying to say I am Indian still around?
>>157449754Because he has pretty much everything you want in a QB outside the accuracy, its frustrating.
>>157449890His wife doesn't get time alone with her bf if Dalton doesn't play
>>157449889That depends on you, nothing you actually care about is worth watching with women.
This desu
>>157449917>preseason
>>157449901yeah well he STINKS. I'm tired of watching him.
>>157449850can't find a vid, just some pics
>>157449917Man, that cake looks extra tasty...
>>157449946Surely not this year!
>work your whole life to make it to the NFL>dieWell that would suck
>>157449960>black>worked
>>157449932Vax status?
Pizza, anyone?
based zoomy ball boy
>>157449967Now I'm hungry
TROTTER
>2-5 28 yards>58.8 rating>against the fucking browns third string
>WAAAAAAHHHHHH WHY ISN'T HE TAKING LESS MONEY? A REGULAR PERSON WORKING A REGULAR JOB WONT MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY IN THEIR LIVES, IT'S NOT FAIR.You being poor isn't a professional athlete's problem. It's the objectively correct decision for them to seek as much money as they can possibly get from playing a fucking game.
>>157449960>USA Today: RB Ja’Quinden Jackson has movement in all extremities after scary injuryIt was a nothing burger just like that Pat Bryant injury last year in the Jags vs Broncos game.
PUT GODLEB BACK IN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
they got brady on color for Madden its kino
>>157449754leadheads are terminally raped by the fudgepackers so they think anyone who can beat them is a god
did gruden lose weight
>>157449965Sports is absolutely the hardest job American black men strive to achieve. They really don't know that they're still basically slaves unironically.
its very hard watching preseason games. its just holding call after holding call with PF on both side of the ball. do we really need 3 of them
Bagent and McKee will be their teams starters in 2027
>>157449844Trip on, Temujin.
>>157450000It's preseason, dork. It's not really about winning.
>>157449728That guy is the Madden cover athlete lol
go for it sirianni
Darius Cooper > AJ Brown
>>157450064>That guy is the Madden cover athlete lolNo he's not that's a cat you fucking retard
>>157450089
Only way >da Bums are getting to 38ppg is with 6 pick sixes every game kek
white boi power running
>>157450064>popularity contest winner
Chiefs bussy confirmed
eagles offensive scheme is looking better. andy dalton just sucks
>>157450081Darrius Heyward-Bey > Darius Cooper
I'm making a mental note to not draft any receiver with a black qb
>>157449967damn good looking crust
>>157450123>andy dalton just sucksHe literally has the 3rd most passing yards of any active QB you fucking chud
>>157450090Caleb would be foomblecat.jpg irl
>>157450139Yeah well guess what? He SUCKS.
TOUCHDOWN SHIPLEY
Is this Eagles 1s vs Pats 2s or are the Pats just cooked?
Notice the patriots are running jumbo personnel theyre gearing up for the settlement game
>>157450169It's eagles 2/3s vs Pats 2/3s I think
>>157449989this isn't a fucking game asshole people's lives and livelihoods are on the line
>>157450169I don't think NE put any starters in
>Devito is probably going to play this whole game
>>157450169I just checked the Pats D is all 2nd or 3rd string
>>157450176>>157450184>>157450197Preseason week 2 is when I remember that preseason sucks...
>>157450187>have to wait 2 more weeks for maye
>>157450185Enjoy the preseason wins! It will be quite a while before the Seahawks come for that ass.
reminder they still don't have a chip in the ball. their """virtual measurement""" just measures whereever the ref put the ball
>>157450210God, these teams fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>157450221Nice little slut there.
>#Browns HC Todd Monken on Deshaun Watson facing boo’s from the home crowd today: >“Don’t want to get boo’d? Let’s play good football. Let’s play good quarterback. Let’s play good on offense.”Kek
I've seen enough. Faker Gayfield isn't getting an extension
>>157450242Based Coach Monkey
>>157450210technically it's three more weeks, there's a rest week between the last preseason game and the first week of the regular season
>not even week 1 and they're already trying to sabotage Bakerwhat is even the plan here
Is this Gruden calling the Bucs game?
>>157450264Fucker should be coaching.
>>157450268I think he'd do well as an OC
>>157450221thats a man
>>157450268... my Commanders
>>157450244>>157450253They're protecting the organization, make it look like promoting Bowles wasn't a bad decision by scapegoating Baker.
>>157450253can someone explain to me why the fuck the bucs have been internally imploding? is bowles really that toxic?
>>157450274I don't care. Give him another chance. Fucker is held back by shit franchises. And he's too smart, too much of an asset to be sitting behind a desk.
>>157450281arians is part of the front office and he personally selected bowles so that's why he's so coddled and protected
Anyone got a link to a stream for the chiefs preseason game? Don’t like the chiefs just want to see Fields eat shit.
>>157450275100%, jews can never admit they made a mistake
>>157450313try the cord
>when Kiwi has another melty over anons discussing preseason games and posts more gay porn
The Patriots are so good
...at sucking
>>15745028718 years since Gruden coached a winning season btw
I think I found Will Campbell's Twitter he's just replying to everyone remotely discussing the Patriots about how much he hates Lomu
>>157450346Kek I can't wait for week 1
We need to get our reps in
>>157450358>3 touchdown passes against teams over .500 in 17 games
>>157450221Wait 'til halftime honey
>>157450320It's the preseason, ya fucking dingus. This is where teams figure out who they'll sign or not.
>Jake Browning still has a jobnow that's a shock
Caleb is about to get 70 million aav based off of 4 or 5 meme throws while having a 58% completion rate
>>157450396It's what CJ wants too, as a reward for a 4 int divisional game.
>>157450394Just a reminder that the FlacGOD was able to produce on the Bengals
>>157450364Unironically though the Reffies are "practicing" too during preseason
>>157450410Not only did he produce, they easily win most those games if the Bengles weren't the second worst D in the league.
>>157450406>as a reward for a 4 int divisional game.I mean, they paid Herbert
>>157450358>12-0 at the end of the 3rd quarterI already forgot how shit that game was
Why wasn't the Browning sack a flag? Not that I want it to be, but I thought you couldn't land on top of the QB
>>157450169>preseason
>>157450428For you.
>>157450424No way in hell Herbert is getting 70 million a year
The Eagles absolutely fucking STINK!
>>157450346>implying he can tweet with Tyrannosaurus arms
MCKEE TIME>>157450448For me, for you, for everyone (except Seahawks fans)
>>157450451just like your unwashed asshole
>>157450459My boyfriend doesn't complain, faggot.
>>157450450Yeah idk, I just wanted to bring up his 4 INT playoff game
>>157450450I don't think anyone gets more than Dak at $60 million per year. Jerry is just a retard. The top of the market is $55 million.
>>157450463thats because hes a little scat creep.
>>157450473Exactly. It's great that both the Seahawks Super Bowl wins have been complete beatdowns. Love it.
>>157450453>Lomu's a bust, the team is better off without him
EAGLES GETTING COOKED BY THE PATS DEFENCE
>>157450499wow hes just like statmutt
>>157450490We're bound for a market resetting deal soon, I'd imagine it'd be Maye if he has a good season again
Damn, Justin Fields looks GREAT against these backups. I think my team should sign him to be our starter
>>157448565Josh Allen never scored 3 points.
start this bussy
>>157450519yeah back down to $50 million
Why does Bears QB look like a 30 year old accountant?
>Iggle defense
There goes Chism's chance ;_;
Maybe some dumbass team will overpay for Kyle Williams...
>he thought the Devito empire was dead
Commentators acting like they just won the Superbowl lol
based tommy cutlets
>>157450547Be nice to him I know his dad and he got me a tour of Soldier Field
>>157450573No. Chism plays ST, Williams doesn't.
Oh my God Fields
THE [clapping hands emoji] QUARTERBACK [clapping hands emoji] CAN'T [clapping hands emoji] DO [clapping hands emoji] EVERYTHING [clapping hands emoji] BY [clapping hands emoji] HIMSELF
>>157450177ACK
>>157450610FLY EAGLES FLY
>>157450637kek
>>157450610AND THE HOMEOF THECHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS
>>15745061549ers downfall
gays>the asshole is a sex organ >muh prostate orgasms also gays>take drugs to numb the pain of sodomy>while furiously jacking off just to maintain a partial erection
>>157450656Buffalo?
>>157450676Anyway, go Cowboys!
>>157450676Why are you thinking about this?
>>15744860799 percent of sports media are retards and the sports media business is based on clickbait. They aren't capable or interested in nuanced analysis. It's all topics for retards to get upset about one way or the other.
>two white RB >two black RBperfectly balanced thanks for Steele, Chiefs
>Britian Covey has a touchdownhow silly
>>157450676all you need is oral, frottage and intercrural sex
>>157450676Why are chiefs fans so knowledgeable about this stuff?
Enough with the gay shit!!!! I don’t need to know
>>157450319Don’t forget niggers sent his pussy ass to the hospital in New Orleans. https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>157450718shut your fucking chud ass up
I always feel kinda bad for backup QBs like Browning. He's so clearly out of element. He looks lost, he struggles to get the ball out of time, and he struggles to get a completion. It's gotta feel like a drawn out nightmare being out there
T YY
Fags fuck off. No one cares about your fetish.
>>157450676but enough about my weekend
>>157450732Same with Milroe.
>>157450721Bussy broken.
Vanilla Gorilla!I was really getting worried for the guy but he's starting to come into his own
>>157450676Favorite NFL team?
>>157450760Have you ever been mugged, bradysknee?
>>157450770Imagine slipping your cock past her lips and plunging it down her throat as it constricts around your throbbing erect member
>no broncosWhat a boring ass day of football. At least we got some n9ne lowlights
Both of these teams suck.
The highlight of this game will be when I do the dishes at halftime
you could be watching little league based-ball instead of this faggot-ass preseason game between 2 teams that will never make it to the owl again.
Bain is going to be a fucking stud
>>157450826Stupid fucking NFL GMs really let this dude fall to the Cucs of all teams.
who's starting for Cleveland?
>>157450822>lotto luckswing but with pipsqueakslol no
Didn't queefmutts say Emmett Johnson and Cyrus Allen were about to takeover the league? can't even make a play in pre season keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek mutthomes chances at a bounce back season sinking into the absolute mud
>>157450834I live in Cleveland and they're dragging men off the streets and forcing them to try out for the Browns QB room.
>>157450859Interesting...not a peep about the Gayvens but there will definitely be some Blo Dix fellatio in the coming hours.
>>157450834>these retards are going to take people's jobsif they can take your job it was probably useless anyway
>>157450851>why, yes, I do prefer to watch black men in tights grabbing each other while taunting the crowd because their impulse-control is non-existent and they will start chimping out any time "dey ego is flexed on n sheeit."
>>157450859Queefs have a bottom 10 receiving corps. I don’t know why they’re hopeful.Wait, actually i do know, it’s because they’re a bunch of inbred hovel dwelling retards
he is /our/ guy bow down incels
what's going on burrfags?
>>157448599Who is this beautiful young lady?
>>157450826He's like Khalil Mack with alligator arms
>>157450834>me running from the cops drunk off my ass
>>157450898>he would rather children insteadwew lad. Trip on, chomosknee.
>cubs losing at the same time
>>157450875My fantasy team is filled with Ravens, Wions and Broncos so I'm assured victory. Can't go wrong when drafting players from the broship
>>157450940>he thinks of children playing sports>he automatically thinks of pedophilia
>>157450964Who's in your bench?
>>157450984thats a man
>>157450972We already know you’re a chomo, pedosknee.
>>157450796Broncos were just chilling yesterday finding out if their o line prospects were any good. (They weren't)
>>157450993>you
>the browns will move from their stadium having NEVER won a playoff game therekwab
Gruden is pissed
>>157451035pathetic
>McKino is better than Dalton and he has the 3rd string
>>157451052What happened? I turned it off after the starters went out
fantasy preseason
>>157451057Dalton is like 42 years old anyway, go mina
>>157451052Is gruden back on commentary?
hello frens i was preoccupied so i couldnt tune into football tonight based on boxscore my vikies were a shitshow and i will vouch for kyler/wentz duo when season starts. im not hateful but kiwi anon is so fucking gay i cant sanction it so i'm glad that broncos lost. thats all from me good night frens
fucking go for it sirianni
>>157451088They looked better than most of the shit teams that played today. awful day for the NFL. Awful day for roger goy-dell.
>>157451035>>157451055she was hotter before they made her lose weight
>>157451090It's preseason, dude
>>157451088take care, sniper bro
>>157451098ok my dude, i couldn't watch it so i cant be 100% about details. i waited for a second hoping that some fren would tell me more sonyou get a spot in the backseat
ButKINO
>>157451100This is a different girl entirely
>/nfl/ said Bain would bust because his arms are shortyou people are legit retarded
Fucking ruler just dies from a covenant debuff and 2 civics disappear. God damnit I hate niggers more than you can imagine.
queefs just hit a 69 yrd field goal
>>157451104exactly, why not go for it
>>157451106you too bro thanks for the oc we dont get enough of that nowadays
membah when /spee/ was active enough to have preseason game threads
>>157451119Wrong
>>157451133Maybe to see how the special teams players look?
>>157451121Second string RT
Kevin Warren is bad at his job
That would have been good from 80
>>157451145that gay
>>157451139Shut up, nigger. Fucking retarded 20 IQ mutant ape subhuman.
>baker getting run out of town>browning is just depressing to watch>defense still ass even though bain is promisingcan next season come already
>>157451138when inspiration hits
>>157451159thats exactly the reason we dont have gamethreads anymore
>>157451088good night my little Colombian marching powder friend
>>157451165I don't get it. Who would the Bucs go with as QB?
FOREIGNER'S FIRST SACK
>>157451178Fuck off and be silent, nigger retard. No more replies from you, fucking disgusting Neanderthal kike rodent. One more reply, just one more fucking reply, and I swear to God I will end your life here and now. Nigger. Dumb fucking nigger retard.
>>157451156Well the preseason is gay. It's not about winning. It's just a cheap way to see an NFL game in person. These guys are literally just practicing and trying to make the team. There are some plays they played against each other at practice off screen they won't even show. Because they're in their actual playbook for the real season.
GET HYPED
>>157451165Eli looks depressed whether his brother is winning or losing. Definitely get that feel as a younger brother.
>>157451265How about you hype yourself up for suicide and rid us all of your odious existence, you stupid cunt?
what went wrong bearsisters?
GET HYPED!
>>157451186hope that we're bad enough to draft in the top 5 or YOLO trade for Burrow
>>157451278Cherry Obituary and Severed Lime are the best flavors.
>>157451278Who buys this stuff
>>157451335zoomers and gen alpha
>>157451277nothing
>>157451277hammond indiana
Did you know that Bustin Herbert has played like shit and lost in humiliating fashion in every single playoff game throughout his entire year? I'm sure you did, but did you know that he has also failed to make the tourney in 40% of attempts? Likely so. The point is that Justin Herbert is a dogshit quarterback.
>>157451359>he fell for the indiana bluff again
>>157451367Some dipshit was trying to argue that bustin was better than rivers.
Chiefs fan here, go Chiefs Kingdom! I'm in a bit of a predicament, when Butker kicked that 69 yarder and I cheered, my wife stormed off pissed, she was really hoping that they'd cut him for playing poorly the last two seasons with his injury and I'm certain she is upset that I was cheerful that he seems to be going back to dynastic shape. What should I do?
>>157451367>It's not his fault!! It was uhhhh...... GREG ROMAN!!!! Yea that's it..... GREG ROMAN must've told him to play bad o algo!!!!!!!
what does /nfl/ think about anal? I want to try it with my partner.
ANNUAL REMINDER: the webm spammer is a Bucs fan pretending to be a Lions fan, who in turn, is pretending to be a Broncos fan.
>>157451430Clean her anal cavity unless you want shit on your cock.
what happened to all the stream...dont fuck with football hahahaha pay up
>>157451430Depends on if you're the one fucking or getting fucked. If you're the one fucking, then you're gay and cringe. But receiving a nice hard throbbing cock in your asshole? Now that's based.
>>157451427I say this
>>157451444
>>157451430>my partner
>>157451430
>>157451430>t. the bolt up reddit poster
We’re like two years from saying kickers are bad if they can’t reliably hit 65 yards
>fist appearance after getting raped and gaped in the playoffs>chokes against shitterskek you just know bearspammers are seething right now
>>157451430Prepare properly, no corner cutting
>>157451519GODleb was just tuning up thoughbeit
Is this bitch on this Patriots game drunk?
got to be a tranny
>First female coach in the league>Worst team in the league>Team got even worse>Visibly drunk during interviewI love football
>>157451520you save that part for later when you realize that you're just prison gay
>>157451549turn your monitor on.
>9-24 against the bungals
McKino ain't looking too hotI think it might be time for Payton's place in the sun
I've seen enough, make Jalon Daniels the backup
>>157451430>my partnerAre you a gay cowboy?
>>157451430If she’s a latina just pull out before you nut. If your cock isn’t clean put it in the garbage disposal that is her pussy. I’m not sure why you fags make this so difficult.
>>157451430overrated. if she can take it like a pro, run bro. if she cant, it's hard to fuck because you really need to be careful, if you know you know. take this from someone who actually fucks
If Jalon Daniels is not QB2 going into the regular season over Browning then Licht needs to be fired
what would happen if 50% of the NFL rosters were mandated to be women and 5/11 players per team on each play were mandated to be women?
Jalon Daniels > Jayden Daniels>>157451622You meant to say make him the *starter*
I've got an epic post to post but I don't want it to be wasted on a genny with 30 replies left in its lifespan :(
>>157451648How about you shut your nigger ass up and fucking kill yourself irl?
Dumb niggers
Lots of rule breaking going on here.
foomble?
No more male cheerleaders. Polls show that both men and women like looking at women, but straight men do not like looking at men.
Sex with handsome guys
KEK
>>157451712Women enjoyed watching that fruitcake on the vikings cheer squad?
>>1574517123, 4, 2, 5, 1
>>157451491Some of these YouTubers just casually kicking a 70 these days. The only thing is the mental battle.
Did Fields play today?
>>157451733The faggot Kiwi did
>>157451742Nice take, fucking moron. Don't remember asking, though. Please just shut the fuck up.
hol up hoool up hol up yt boi
McKee > HurtsMills > Stroudthe legacy media and George Soros propping up these pathetic black QBs so as to not give my 6’6” Chad white Stanford QBs the limelightsad shit
>>157451733I did
>>157451745yeah...with my bussy
>>157451773He has to make the 53 man roster. There's no way he'd make it through waivers. And carrying 3 QBs would be fucking retarded so just make him QB2 and get rid of Browning. The season is fucked if Baker goes down regardless.
DOINK>buttker
>>157451798New>>157451798New>>157451798hannah einbinder
>>157451775
>>157451777Yeah we know you flaming fucking faggot
>the bears dont own land in IN>they own land in arlington heights>the land they are talking about maybe owning is on a golf course built on human shit right next to an industrial district that smells bad>the department of defense owns part of the land they would build on>the media pretends this an actual possibility
>>157451733>Women enjoyed watching that fruitcake on the vikings cheer squad?That's another thing. Women aren't visual like men. They don't go out of there way to see naked men, especially fruitcakes like that. >>157451777Screenshoted to be used for future blackmail.
>>157451765Hey, why do you have to be so mean? I'm having a really bad day :/
>>157451764What a fag>>157451777Fag
>>157451805Mahomes and Prescott are whiteLawrence and Nix are black
>>157451797at this rate it would be retarded to let him walk. our offense has been flat with Browning and Bazelak. he at least gives us a chance as a back up.
>>157451842>playing against practice squad players>he gives us a chance against starters
>>157451658i bet this post is going to fucking suck
kek. ok good point.
