gamethreadgazievthread>>157448096
inserted a speculum while I chat with you lads
death to anime specifically
*enters thread*
I like this guy. I think it's the hat.
SNEED AND DESTROY
What was Kennedy Nzechukwu's plan here exactly?
Let's go live to Din Thomas to hear about how shit it is to be Gillain's coach
>It's a Heidi Androl card
HEEMINGHEEM AND DESTROY
>>157450018BIXNOOD MUHFUCKA
GAZEEMHe beats Poohand
>>157450018float like a butterfly
Why is this nigga kissing his cornermen on the cheek
Where is his title shot? Put him in there with Tomala the Pigglet
did he just kiss that nigga????????
can Brazil get it done?
Too bad emmers probably doesn't speak lick of English or he could cut a nasty promo. "I just made pretty boy look ugly!"
Heemember when Emmers beat that 23-0 guy and then the 23-1 guy got cut for raping some dude in Thailand? Yeah those were the days
Kek meant douglas**
Lerryan a massive favourite, but he is Hispanic, and Hispanics tend to be useless at everything.
Is it just me or does Jason Herzog look like a killer? I could easily see him moonlight as a contract killer or a hitman for the mob. He just has that calm collected killer phenotype
>>157450055this is what we do as greetings u niggas made love and affectiont to others gay
>>157450076Some people choose to hate Indians. I choose to learn from them.
put $2 on this going the distance
repost the based boomer webm
>>157450088Bookies give him shoulder massages
HEEEM STOPPY
HEEEM QUITTY
FRAUD STATUS?
HEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
legal name Nick R. Sheet
quitter
what a fucking retard lmao
early heem, but I'll allow it
>>157450078>>157450078>>157450078>>157450078>>157450078>>157450078
zero dawlg
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNC
another Brazilian heartlet
Imagine getting heemed by a black unc called Pretty Boy
>>157450121how much did you bet?
>>157450121>hispanics in shambles
>>157450121brazilians just have no heart
lerryan is like a white topuria
member when people thought lerrycan was gonna be the next big thing because he smoked julian erosa
in retrospect that betting line made no sense
that boy sweet
you know this nigga granma gave him that nickname
>>157450018nonchalant gimmick
ya girl got heemed by a homeless man mate
>I have a bag of tricks good luck in the pfl kid
>>157450121Based
Jamal ''pretty boy'' emmers is essentiall Jamal hill if he was zesty
>>157450157It do be looking cool when it works tho
Douglas was clearly a turd outside of his power if you couldn’t see that you’re still in the cazz zone
>>157450121Explain T-city then
>>157450182posts like this mean more if you make them before the doo gets heemed
God Weidman is so CTE’d
>>157450199still are boy
when i hit refresh, i want to see at least 3-4 new posts. capeeche?
>>157450236
>>157450236Card is too apexy
>>157450236TWU
>>157450236sure b
>>157450245>>157450248>>157450249>>157450254>>157450259cheers to the weekend
>>157450207Him and megan are also super coked up tbf
>>157450267
din thinks he can rock a tan suit and side step last weeks controversy. well, he's right!
the pre fight video still gets my hyped
It's just one of those cards
>>157450157Surely if Shamil can pull this off Tom can do the exact same thing to g*ne r-right guys??
>>157450302ew
overslept has it been good
I just don't see Robocop winning. He needs a finish because zero chance he doesn't gas in 3, 4, 5. Anthony is a mexican american and you can't knock those out.
>>157450302
>RDRR>DolidzeTwo of the biggest frauds in the UFC. Neither one is good in any way and neither deserves to be ranked. Who will win?
>>157450326yeah its kinda been litty, you should go back to sleep
>>157450284Kek people realized it's wmma related and stopped caring
>>157450337Probably rdr but it would be hilarious to see a rare dolidze win
>>157450341if he was white, he'd be fired by now
>>157450330He could get belly heemed again
>>157450360Yes. Dan hardy over din any day of the week.
>Anthony "Whitekiller" WintHoly fucking based nickname. No wonder they snuck him onto the main card. My new favorite fighter.
>>157450360not true dustin threatened a black man and called him nigger on camera and he went right back on broadcast
His name is wint not loset
chatman is a fat retard but he's got that kinda mean streak you cant teach
Finna
Chatman heems
PFL has the best ring announcer
Bloatlordbros can we pull off the upset?
something about this dudes fat body makes me think he'll heem
>>157450400bust
I don't know why but when I see a leaf flag, I assume it's just one anon. This phenomenon doesn't happen with any other flag.
>>157450398the type of mean streak that walks into a jab
Terrance who? This guy wasnt even on the card
giga nigga
He beat THE Omar El-Sahlah by split decision? Beast of prawlspect.
Wint needed to fight on the bumtender series but this guy Chatman is a guy we needed to sign asap
Leave it to southern blacks to turn "fixing to" into "finna"
>>157450356>reminds me of a young babalou
>turn on Guru>im so depressed guys ughhhh maybe I should start doing cocaine or somethingChrist I can’t listen to him anymore
Common opponent. LMAO.
bisping shilling a bit hard
you can see the CTE in Wint's eyes already
Chatman build like Tai
>>157450427Yes.
>>157450443>Joel Faglier
My farts be stankin!
shitty tattoos are a must for underdog heavyweights
>booing herb deanKEK
Kimbo slice vives from this fatty
took a wee wee
People still booing Herb Dean
booooooo
Chatman >walkout song: o malley's>nickname: Allen Iverson's>barks like the autistic Brazilian Very original
>>157450442he should start doing coke during watch alongs
plebbitors booing herb is so pathetic
>kneels in front of his mutt master
>Let it goNever, Bisping
>did this dude just bark?
>>157450375yep
that's herb dean fault
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157450479
wint by KO in the first is -300
Why hasn't this blaxplosive fellow gotten the ko yet?
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
>>157450475>>barks like the autistic Brazilianyeah that was cringe. hope he dies now.
If Chatman wins, does that heem everyone's picks?
Wint ran the pipe.
chatman has some dookie on his lip
cut both these guys
>>157450493when I was a kid watching WWE I was so fucking scared of Brock Lesnar
shartman
Nigga is gonna gas if this doesnt do anything
Valter Walker would rape Wint
>>157450523Raised my blood pressure as a child
Now Herb Dean cares about the back of the head?
>>157450523Same but bautista
Oh NOW Herb Dean notices back of the head shots?
HEEEEM SLEEPY
Heem sleepy!
heem sleepyunimpressed
>jumping flying kick with zero followthrough>muscling takedowns>lifting with double unders and not attempting to transition to a takedown>leaving arm in kimura grip to throw body shots in half guardThis nigga was really just trying stuff
So is this fat retard staying in the UFC now?
HEEM SLEEEEEEEEPY
tf is this ugly nigga doing, acting like a monkey
He pretended to be asleep LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO he literally had zero pressure on the far side.After trying to quit after pretending he went out from being hit on the back of the head.The absolute state of these shitter HWs.
Kek celebrating while security hassles him is pretty solid boy behavior
Based chatman went out like a champ
Can you see me now john cena? Can you see me now?!
WOAH this f-ing nigger is for real get him Louie Sutherland
I'm pretty sure he only let go of the kimura when Herb warned about>back of the headHe probably though Herb was standing them up
>>157450537>>157450544monkeys of a feather (You) two)) shit in their hands together
>1st pick of the night correct
he did not go to sleep
>>157450356God, i wish goldie would've cracked joe's skull open and started tossing his shitty brains out to the crowd like candy at a parade.
PFL his left out is out of the socket
>HEEM SLEEPY>MAGOMEDOV HAS A DISLOCATED SHOULDER
>they put two debuting shitters on the main card because they were hyping a guy from an NFL practice squad
Le 31-year-old 5'9" HW prospect with no striking, no wrestling, and no BJJ. Good lord.
This gorilla nigga just took down and subbed a guy 30 pounds heavier than him but Islam struggles with a lanky fag like Ian
https://www.instagram.com/lionheartasmith/p/DcXJFtcoubQ/
Some fighters have Herb privilege, others don't
>>157450592he will fight gable
WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW
>>157450592why are they hyping this guy
>>157450595they all look like they're made of goo
>KWAB OUT THEE MAGOMEDOVAHAHAHAHAHA
Toms got a new boytoy at heavyweight
nogs know they are all soulless abominations going to hell, right? only whites go to heaven.
>>157450595jesus
>>157450595What why do they all have his face?I thought his face was like that from being beat upThose are actually just his genetics?
I'm boying wint after resisting to cuss
Test
>>157450595>turns white>stops trying to murder his own familyReally makes you think.
English is a retarded languageNigger english is even worse
>>157450594oof embarrassing for those two
>>157450595this is what i keep sayingmore parents should have psychotic freakouts when they keeds start acting spoiled keeps they lil asses in line and builds character
>>157450595smiff tries to run over daughter and wife but everything is fine somehow
>>157450595all a misunderstanding :)
MY NAME IS WINT NOT LOSET
>>157450622Long story short, it's one of those things they used to do in the 80s, white women had sex with black men, then a baby was born
why is this nigga prancing around
>knows how to cut a promothat was dogshit
>>157450635he also shot the man who tried to kill his wife so it balances out
>>157450595ANTONIO Y LAS ATROCIDADS LIVE AT EL CLUB DE LA HÈM
>>157450635stalkhome syndrome bro
>islam threw in the towel for his retarded brother-cousin after his shoulder got poppedo i am laffindoos career is over, got sleemed by pettis, subbed by THE patchy mix, and now bitched by marcos in the clinch
>>157450657kek
>>157450648We should have prevented that from happening but White men are soft cucks.
My gf was really into that fight
waiting for the eventual smiff murder suicide
i want power kick. you can put your opponent in an position and kick em in the head as hard as possible. soccer kicks etc.
PFL is on for this women’s fight
Bro this fight could be actually good, Carli Judice has a ridiculous 9.32 SIG STR LPM and Jeisla Chaves has one of the best bodies I've ever seen.
>>157450674he just failed on both counts couldn't hit her with a car three times and managed to shoot himself in the arm
>>157450664brazzas are going to enter their gracie-like downfall soon
heeming my meng to this one
>>157450677There is Power Leg Kick but head kick would be too dangerous. Someone would become retarded
>>1574506905 years ago he kills that family and himself
>>157450691gracies had no humility, all sore losers
>>157450696Someone would die. Some guy a town over from me got his head punted at a party and died.
Mason Jones kino incoming after a piss break fight
>dirty ass lenses What a aura loss
>>1574506905 years ago that is a killable wife
>>157450706yeah, at least khabib and co don't have a shitty attitude of losing. The style is getting adapted and figured out though
>wmma
ungoonable wmma fight, what's the point
>they’re watching PFL just in case a D-tier brazza loses
show me your wmma face
>>157450629Funny how the world works, you would've thought it'd be the opposite
>>157450711That’s why you don’t fight at parties and bars. Damn
>>157450664talmbout magomed tiger magomedov b? zabit's bag carrier? when was his career ever on to begin with
hold him down and hug him son
>>157450737>>157450756i smell fear
>>157450740
>>157450756Believe it or not but Magomed Magomedov beat Petr Yan, crazy i know
judice can actually crack
>>157450740If this isn't a trans woman I'd be surprised
>>157450740Looks like the girl I had a crush on in high school
>>157450768Clitia Topiglet just prolapsed again sadly
centuries of inbreeding lead to multiple high level mma fighters, what's stopping you from doing this
noooo wmma noooo NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mma guru spotted int he stands
>>157450790my cousins are not very attractive and guys
impressive size this lad
>>157450801looks like trevor moore
wtf is wrong with the black girl, she's chosen the WORST glasses possible, is she trying to get sacked?
>>157450684Dude her body looks way hotter in her ESPN photo its total trash IRL.
HEEEM TUMMY
heem night
SHEEM STOPPY
she quit wtf lol
SHEEEEEEEM!
LIVER SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
WOMENS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SHEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM
>>157450798I HATE BEING ALIVE!
>not going to a decision
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MONKEYS BTFOUSAUSAUSA
GSP was right
post yfw wmma ends quickly
judice the cutest sheemer in the trailer park
>>157450850
I can't remember who I picked for wmma. I think it was judas.
Makhachev could learn a thing or two
Get Crispy Carli a Headliner Main Event, I think she might be a total freak of nature, Caitlyn Clark of MMA and shit.
Okay picks still alive but I threw it away by picking dolidze
>>157450892wmma always fucking my picks lmao
>>157450892just.like.that.
she cute enoughshe sheemspromo good
0-2 tonight but i was top 3% last week
Kek only 1 other anon and i picked dolidze
>>157450014Based bringing a baseball to a fucking fight standoff lmao
> to heem or not to heem, that is the question
AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY RIB
Last ufc of the year is on my bday
What time does Larry wheels and vitaly fight
>and you may have seen the new: Yair Rodriguez is still a faggot
>>157450942Wikipedia only lists until November 7th. Is there no event in December this year?
FUCK I went and got food and missed the Carli Judice fight
>>157450917hey stop impersonating me
Oooooh she said the lightweights looking to put the lights out!
weight divisions are ruining the sport
I need Mason Jones to win so Axel Sola's loss against him doesn't age badly
>>157450966nosey bitch
>>15745096612/12 ufc 335
>>157450968no
what the hell
>>157450878i'm gonna find the sick son of a bitch who put his face on backwards.
ROBOCOP WILL HEEM
Crypto.com still exists? Oh right I'm thinking ftx
Strickland back on his cuck arc
>Mason "Lyoto Machida" Jones
>>157450018>NzechukwuHow do you pronounce that?
>>157451024Kekked
>>157451030I just sneeze
>>157451030Doesn't really matter how you say it just as long as you make monkey noises after attempting to.
>>157451002you won't do shit
>>157451030Newton
>>157451045this is noncey and far worse than that ahistorical
Muttquel muttderos
Wait so Mason Jones made it to the ufc then didn't re sign so he could go crush cans in a regional promotion? You can do that?
>>157451073>ahistoricalyou don't know that for sure
>>157451095yeah, he felt he wasnt quite at the level he needed to be, went back and improved and then re signed
these dudes suck
mederos has that dog in him but jones only needs one
>>157451102
Some of the gayest tattoos I've seen all year
>>157451105I like that. Get paid to crush cans and improve.
>>157451045lmfao
Mason Jones putting Wales on the map
kek
I want to train MMA, but I don't want to be in gay positions, and I have a phobia of feet
10-9 mederos
10-9 Jones
great lil scrap
That's one thing I would like to see ufc take from boxing. Tune up fights. Conor vs cowboy type fights.
mederos just had to do more work than he did the entire fight with padilla
Let go maison!Remember that giraffe kid? Well here's what he's up to today. Feel old yet?
imagine being so weak the person you punch is still standing all i need is 1
>>157451155nice tits
bant â ni cymru!
Bisping resisting with everyone he's got to say something about Wales.
knew Jones’s arms were too long to win on the inside
HEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
HEEEEEEEM STANDY
hehe
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Gaethje esque
Early as fuck let that nigga bang
HEEEM WEEBLE WOBBLE
fuaaark
damn
Mederos was landing the bigger shots all fight but the announcers were just glazing Jones.
STANDING HEEEEEEM! Had him wobbling like it was time for a Mortal Kombat fatality
POOR LIL WHITE BOI COULDN'T ADJUST
UK BTFOWEAK OLD WORLD MENBTFO
based cte buffet
Was about to post Mederos is just barely missing shots and Jones isn't even moving his head
This is one of the best cards of the year kek
dawgs
why was Jones -350
Fuck the British. Hitler should have treated you like he treated the Poles instead of protecting your cuck asses.
>>157450981
Welsh excellence
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG tiny yt pecker stormfag incels in shambles!!!
>>157451229bet you'd rather banana
early shit stoppage
Remember what you are fighting for: the joy of the crowd
PFL is on espn news gonna be a banger
Absolute banger of a squabble felt like a line of cocaine ngl
>>157451252massacre
I didn’t say I knew him I said he gave me a bonus once
>>157451252OH HE'S HURT!
the boxer bobby green tuned up is about to fight kek
>brother gave him strength from the beyondyeah, im thinking we're blessed
>gimme beneil dariush
>>157451245systemic racism
just put $2 on roman
Leave Dariush alone, that old man's been through enough
good promo
>>157451294There's only room for one christian in the lightweight division
>fucking in the busheswhat is this 2000
>>157451294He's still in the Meta Rankings
Main card PFL starting. NotGiving a shit until I see that Spivac kid
>>157451245Probably was closer to pickem and some retarded whale from Wales (kek) moved the betting line thinking he's got an edge.
>>157451299You poor piece of shit never post here again
>>157451328you'll change your tune when roman wins
opettaja means teacher in finlandian
Mason needs to take a year off and heal that chin, make the adjustments so he doesnt take generational damage every fight
Bo Niggle is going to obliterate RDRR in the rematch. I have no fucking clue how he lost the first time. RDR is so fucking bad.
>>157451333You see his name is Roman and he Reigns. Roman Reigns
>>157451260thanks for letting me knowi was unaware of the card because i'm a cazzie who even sleeps through ufc events these days
Anyone else having issues with hitting update and it just freezing up what kind of piece of shit Taiwanese lady boy seeking forum is this
Reinier The Diddler will heem within the first 3 minutes
>>157451356the ufc card tonight is better, pfl has been a bit of a snoozer so far
>>157451245>>157451252Had I realised Mason was such a big favourite I probably would've picked him, thankfully I went with my gut. He was probably so high because Mederos was unproven in the fire and Mason can make it dirty
I just feel like if you got age 38 vs 35, one is 21-5 another is 15-5 it should feel more epic somehow like seeing the two samurai shogun of Japan dueling it out. This is just another fight.
>>157451383will be a tappy, actually
>>157451383nah, dolidze is cheeks but de ridder makes it close with everybody whose last name isn't nickal
>>157451391Probably Jones best win
>oban elliot, now Mason
FMNL
I hate how I'm trying to enjoy my evening and someone puts dying kids crying on my screen.
>>157451417What happened to Jack Shore
Light heavyweight is a dumb name for a division
it's so nice when buffer isn't around
>>157451398HEEM STRETCHY
Pulling guard????
>>157451450It implies there are heavy heavyweights
>>157451390PFL just had a nice front kick KO
who is more flushed
ok nevermind, fucking retard pulled guard
Both these niggas look the same size. Did neither of them bulk up for the weight class 20 lbs above what they just fought in?
>>157451440He subbed finland's only fighter and for that he deserves respect.
Dolidze gave the bussy.
>>157451477I heard they got a new one recently
>pull guard>lose to gnp
Going for the leg lock is the equivalent of quitting if you don't get the tap
dolidze is such a bitch
hyvä raineri
Most pathetic performance I've ever seen.
Anthony Smith watching this fight in jail thinking>I would never look like Dolidze out there
jesus christ I guess I should have just taken the free money this dude just got Diddled hardcore.
Monster taste like battery acid how the fuck does it even still have enough money for the best as placement someone needs to look into this
dolidze got him right where he wantedgassed him via getting punched 150 times in the back of the head
if he dies he dies
DOLL ACTIVITY
New favorite ref
nice gameplayn, poolize
Is this ridder going up a div?
Roman took like 30 unanswered shots, what does a nigga have to do to get a stoppage
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM KWABY
HEEM STOPPY
>>157451406or no
now THAT'S a dive
LOOOOOOOL
One of the kwabbest performances of the year no doubt. Easily
Reinier The Heemer
HEEEEEEEEM GROUNDY
Roman Dolidze sacrificed his toughness to cuck JD Buys
Pulling guard bros...
think you gotta jump off a bridge after that
what the fuck was that
Dolidze has no answers for RDR's massive torso
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Fluffy's best win remember
Kek frank trigg is based as hellOnly former fighters should be allowed to ref
Bro WHO DOES THAT to ROMAN DOLIDZE? TITLE FIGHT SOON?!
These Dolidze, Cutilaba, that scottish dude they all suck penis
>>157451523nah, roman has low fight IQ. pulling guard is meme shit
>>157451523Meds
Dolidze needs a brazilian wax and bjj classes
Dolidze beat Imavov recently btw
Roman "lionheart" Dolidze
Going for a leg lock is a dive. Dolidze probably owes money to the mob.
bumdidze's career has been completely downhill since he married a whore
this card should be at the apex
What was dolidzos plan here exactly?>Sloppy take down>on bottom>get bashed>don't do anything to get back up ????
>>157451555kek
Georgia been catching L after L since last year kek
Strickland said Dolidze came in with a hurt back, guy probably just wanted an out.
>>157451548>>157451510DON'T look up how she looks now
ok whose bag is this
>>157451554How bad is Adesanya
de reddit
>>157451562If you pull guard your enemies win
>quitter is his name, dives for leg locks is his game, backstabber in his lane, who am i?
>>157451562gameplan was to sub RdR fast, but they hit a wall lmao
>>157451570Okay, I won't. Thanks for the warning, Spain-brother.
Usually I talk shit about fighter's crying but I get it. Dude got the monkey off his back.
RDR is crying… I’m sick of how soft everyone is, the Haitian cried earlier too. Men are so soft now
>>157451570dont know who that is its just a random image
>>157451562the leg lock was there
>>157451569dolidze fights like that every time. excuses are excuses. he's a one trick pony bum.
>crying
>>157451587>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLENCHED BUSSY ALL DAY LIKE ME
>>157451562he tried the valter walker gameplan, but against a competent fighter instead of a blob and without being as good at submissions.
>imagine not crying when you realize your fists are made of gods most deadly material and you can end a mans life with just a whisper of energy.
>>157451299Coulda bought a snickers with that money
>>157451587he just broke a two fight losing streak and is getting long in the tooth. He probably had doubts about his career and life, we're all human
fuck you RdR you crying faggot
The Dutch are so handsome and have great skin ngl
cheyanne got the ick watching that
De Ridder is the last guy you should pull guard against.
Smithesque in his performance, Joe.
god bless netherlands and the netherlands people
SACRAMENTO
>>157451604now all I have are snickers from my peers!
>>157451610Bisping is really looking forward to "having a beer" with the dutchman
>>157451607two fight losing streak because he is a crying mind fucked bitch
>>157451582>gameplan was to sub one of the biggest most gangly and best bbj guys in the ufc
>looks at this>clinches
Vitor Petrino will never live down jumping straight into Smiff's guillotine no matter how many shitters he heems.
you now remember nicco montaño
>>157451626Kek it's his daughter's wedding. Give the man a break.
when are these niggas going to announce ufc 332
Jason Von Flue in attendance. I saw a female relative of his in social media comments a few days ago saying he was extremely abusive, according to her at a family dinner he forced his girlfriend to list all of the things she had eaten that day and how she broke her promise to try and lose weight. Evil ass nigga lmao
Pereira lost to the guy who lost to the guy who lost to Dolidze, just how shit is Jiri Prochazska
Garry Belletto
>>157451634just shows you've never had to deal with that amount of stress and uncertainty. you're probably bitch built
>>157451652Who asked?
Spivac will heem. It's not easy to beat him, Gane showed levels when they fought.
>>157451646What about getting slept by Jacoby, Smiff is a legend
>>157451631the netherlands people (very fine non monkey people) are the best drinking company always jovial and having banter
>>157451587RDR will never be champion with that type of mentality. Next opponent will be much hugrier than RDR. >>157451607There's been much worse fighting win streaks like Tony Ferguson had to deal with and he won a fight in boxing.
>>157451646Real talk, how the hell does someone live down being the last guy to ever lose a MMA fight to Anthony fucking Smith
>>157451652Kek nah that's holding your woman accountable.
>>157449990new
>>157451652Based. Get that fatty on ozempic it's current year for fuck's sake.
>>157451646he was completely vindicated actually. turns out smiff is so dangerous they had to arrest him
>>157451652she was lying about food, what else does she do. Von Flue will need to check her shit
>>157451671lmao tony cried after winning too, it's immensely emotional
>>157451672ahem
>>157451678what does jasons weight have to do with this
>>157451646victor petrino should really just be doing gay porn instead of being shit at mma
>>157451691NOBODY does that to Chase Sherman
>>157451657no I compose myself and dont need to cry after a Sacramento win. Tai Tuivasa is on a seven fight losing streak, RDR could lose 5 before they cut him.
>>157451672not as bad as valter's
>>157451697You'd enjoy watching that more, ay?
There's an alternate timeline where smiff became champ off a jones dq then chose to hang it up because he realized that's as good as it gets and declines to take unnecessary damage.
>>157451707i'll bet money that tuivasa cries if he wins
>>157451714If they heem, yes.
>>157451652>according to her at a family dinner he forced his girlfriend to list all of the things she had eaten that day and how she broke her promise to try and lose weightUh based
Vitor ''we have pereira at home'' Petrino
Sacramento deserves a numbered event
Turns out the answer to saving the heavyweight division was to just make all of the light heavyweight midcarders move up
>>157451715he's a bum in every timeline.
six points purple mimosa call that shit a clozzazoot
>>157451743To be fair, this has been equal to or better than most ppvs
Victor "I should just do gay porn" Petrino
>CAN threatens to retire if he cant fight hw
>>157451652Makes perfect sense. It's virtually impossible to be mentally stable and be a professional MMA fighter. If you're ever around these people long enough IRL you'll realise they're absolutely fucked in the head, the hobbyists and amateurs (to a degree) that have proper jobs are mostly normal.
Why doesn’t this nigga just do gay shit instead of mma?
>>157451753calm down now
>>157451747Kek thats actually way funnier. In all possible time lines, he's an eternal can.
i think that's the same arena working lady that was all over josh thomson back in the day
>>157451758Even better is ufc brass folded on the bluff call
>>157451762>Why doesn’t this nigga just do gay shit instead of mma?mma is the gay stuff nigga
>>157451650Even Ian Garry didn't cry until later in the car
Sup cunts
Fucking some favela twink in his aids ass probably pays way more than getting zeemt for dana's 10k special in the UFC
Polar bear has no cardio, Petrino is going to win, chuds
>>157451803Polar Bear market is up
>>157451803my cock in your arse. Respectfully
spivACK is mentally broken already
>>157451762doing gay porn is actually less gay and degrading than doing mma teebeeech
>>157451809Friendly fire kek
That's Sir Gay to you. Lol
Spivak is not ashamed of his hairline
>>157451809>>157451810Two different people, one retarded degenerate mind. Travel Brazil TM
>>157451690Tony cried deserved more than RDR crying, both of them are losers lol.
Petrino moves like a mw
>>157451833Kekked great marketing campaign
petrino is an obliterated ACL waiting to happen
Isn't the republic of Moldova extremely corrupt?
>>157451833they are literal africans
Already leakingRussian bros we got too cocky(Why russians don't comment here?)Petrino is on roids
sergei thinks its a 5 rounder
>>157451841manmeat wanker, yes
>>157451851name one country that isn't corrupt
>>157451809>>157451810Honest question how easy is it to fuck Brazilian teens?
>>157451868NK
>>157451852They have some honor dont compare them directly
wait how is Spivac #6?
>>157451873lmao
>>157451751True
>>157451888It's HW
>>157451868vatican city>>157451884no they do not
>>157451868You're right. I can't dispute that.
>>157451871>unzips pantsheres ur stream buddeh
Spivac has Vegita's hairline
petrino has a big bunda. maybe he really should do gay porn instead
>>157451888because seven eight nine
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS BOOOOOOOOOO NIGGERS FIGHT NOW FOR BOOOOOOO STOP STALLING BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOO
based crowd. if I was watching live I'd be booing relentlessly unless both fighters were windmilling at each other
>>157451868Palestine
>>157451871calm down Toby
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIVE ME BLOOODBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157451868Why, our greatest ally Israel of course
any good fights? or is RAF better tonight
yeah I'm thinkin' spivGOD
>>157451898>he doesn't know about the Vatican conspiracy
HEEM GUSHY
>>157451898You need to big dawg them. Fuck their ass first and be the dominate one, thats how you break a Brazilian
>Spivac is #6 HW in the world
HW truly is the most exciting division
>>157451868Lutheran city
Beltran gets pegged
>>157451915>>157451925the western hemisphere minus canada and mexico is nothing but trouble
>>157451662Cereal Gone sucks shit so does this faggot.
Why did he blow his nose
Yasmin Dornelles
petrino diving for his crotch, perhaps hhe's trying to start his gay porn career right now joe
OOOOOOHHHH THEY'RE KISSING
>>157451915That's not a country kek doing it for the yous
Just how good is Anthony Smiff? He obliterated UFC HW legend Chase Sherman and instasubbed the man who just low diffed the #6 HW in the UFC.
does Spivac not train stranding chokes?!?!?!
Already more damage than Pisslam's last fight
For a while there I thought Spivac was that guy that Ankalaev stank up the place with a few cards ago. All these bald russians look the goddamn same.
OOOOH THEY'RE DOING A SOFTCORE SCENE JOE, THEY'RE PASSIONATE! THEY'RE TENDER!
>>157451981just how deep is Gamebred MMA
who sneezed
>>157451951I love Nothing But Trouble, underrated gem
>>157451999>>157451986Even when they don't fight in a card, Brazzas haunt you
Spivin bros...
>>157451983nigga I dont think Spivac even gets on a fucking treadmill
>>157451981He wouldn't need to retire if he just moved to heavyweight
10-8 for Neutrino if he makes it to R3
>>157451754>>157452010i'm starting to worry about /box/
this angle is gay af
What are you guys doing? Make the new one. So fucking lazy you’re an embarrassment to all of mma forums across the internet (worse than Reddit) it’s unironically pathetic. You deserve to have your eyelids clipped off with a pair of rusty scissors
>>157451999>all these RussiansKek based
Spivac's best career win was Jared Vanderaa and he's going to beat Petrino now and hold his #6 spot kek
>hue IQ
>for your father
>>157452048I for one, think heem has run its course. Maybe just let the thread die forever.
>>157452014OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BRUCE WILLIS HEEMED DEMI MOORE IN HER PRIME™ OOOOOOOOOOOH
Post fight card will be sweet
In high school, kids used to say mountain dew made your dick shrink
FOR YOUR FATHER, /HEEM/
Sergei will go all in now
FOR YOUR FATHER!!
were there that many spics and blacks around or is mt dew mt pozzed?
Petrino heemed Spivac's dad.
>IF YOU LOSE THIS YOU HATE YOUR DAD
Spivac definitely makes the shortlist of biggest heartlets
petrino is entering the death gas
he needs to win for his father or he is doomed
Petrino is attacking Spivac's family!
imagine youre losing a shit ass low level HW blob match for 10k and the dickhead on your corner stakes your fucking father's honor on it.
>>157452109>>157452109>>157452109
how is spivac such a heartlet bitch
Spivac doesn’t choke
petrino is actually spivacs dad
spivac is about the upper limit of opponent a shitty lhw who moves up can beat by simply not being fat
Maybe he didn't have the best relationship with his dad
Vitor will be a hard turd to flush at hw
>>157452136>I LOST THIS>FOR YOU!
>>157451809if you can get paid to sleep with lady boys why do so many brazilians turn to fighting?
>>157451810told u chuds
>>157452241told these nutz bitch
>>157452276I hate nigger english
It's obama time!
Is Sean Strickland the weakest champ at 185 ever?
