doyers
>>157451173muh doyers
Cmon Os let's get back in this
Mets
>>157451173boba
I wanna motorboat muncy's bosoms
PHILS 3 games back for the division
Da Mets
LET'S FUCKING GO ORIOLES
dodgers
>>157451205shes a gards fan
>>157451221
>>157451205starting to think the ragheads are right and women need to be shrink wrapped head to toe in black cloth
wouldnt baseball be more fun if they switched to per game stats?
chicago sports fans desperately switching off their main feeds
BASALLO
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157451244
what does umigami even do?
based girl who caught jake rogers home run ball and looks like a typical whore with shitty tattoos, septum piercing, wearing crop tops in public saying "fuck you" to a guy who thinks shes gonna open an onlyfans
>>157451268I can fix her
>>157451268kek called the fuck outbut also she should open one
freddie :)
>>157451264I don't want to spend the next god damned week thinking about the few seconds I saw some titty jiggling every fucking time
>>157451205let me guess, slut being filmed to go viral on twitter and has an onlyfans account
A E S T H E T I C
remember that cute latina nurse/EMT that had an OF that got cancelled?
>>157451283Good shit kek
>>157451293comfy
>>157451268>looks like a typical whore with shitty tattoos, septum piercingStill hotter than any cubs girl
>>157451283I think I just lost several IQ points trying to read this screed of shit lol
>>157451300women can't get cancelled unless they critique the tribe
>>157451293how much is a night in that hotel right behind that stadium
>>157451293I like the scoreboard, but outside that kind of a shitty looking stadium
holy fuck how did they manage to exit that with only one run conceded
>>157451310it was the real ones that were pushing advanced metrics all along
>>157451309I'm hotter than her and not a trashy whore :)
>>157451300oops, she's asian>>157451312
>>157451329you're a man
>>157451283is an OG older than an unc?
>>157451321it's the fountain for meI reckon it's a cool looking park
>>157451317It'll set ya back
>>157451337I love women, bros
>>157451345you're lucky to live where you do
>>157451345flyovers lel
>>157451349im so sorry uruguay, ive got some bad news...
Has this genny ever gone a thread without posting gay shit? There was literally gay porn in the last thread
>>157451349brother..
>>157451345>2-star hotel>diagram clearly shows more than 3 starswhy?
That's game
>>157451331hapas are white coded not asian>>157451337homosexual coded
>>157451369
>>157451342The fountain is nice too, but there is no skyline and everything in there looks pretty generic
>>157451369even cats are more subtle when asking for food than you are for gay porn
I thought it was a tomboy and now I'm trying not to seethe
>2 out of 3 of the top teams in the sport have zero fans after rounding>the third one one is all plastic fairweather mexican transplantsnot surprising you lost to basketball
>>157451337I'm not but okayyy
>>157451369This look gay to you pal?
>>157451369The problem is Recker is too relevant here.
>>157451373that's customer scores
Who here inhales their food and leaves no survivors?
skubal to the doyers
>>157451369>asking why there's fags when both the cubs and doyers are playing
skubussy
deary me Boyou're hitting beautifully but I don't know that you should be trying to steal there
>>157451409liar
Lol nice challenge four eyes
that was a clencher of an inningI'm coming to the realization that Nolan McLean is the arm in our rotation that's closest to having good command. he's obviously got ace upside but that's still concerning. all our guys battle so much
>>157451368>>157451371What's the matter? Surprised someone from "URGAY" turned out to be straight?
>>157451293>>157451321>>157451342>>157451384The best part is when the water is in frame and goes over the logo is the best part
>>157451369word in the thread is we ain't even gay tho
>>157451422865 votes
>>157451416leave the dodgers out of this
Kirby Yates is a pirate?! wtf??
>>157451369the Australia guy keeps posting it
>>157451454doyers legend Kirby yates
>>157451293>that "skyline"Peak flyover
Bengebros, look at that beautiful slash :)our boy might actually end the season above .280 despite that hellish beginning to the season. excellent omen for the upcoming yearsI think we should lock him up ASAP
that funky muncy
>>157451431kek you're alright Uruguaybro
dodgers need to play kike he is the heart and soul of the team
>>157451458humina humina humina
>>157451466>I think we should lock him up ASAP100%he could be huge for us for years, he's been so good already
ohoh fatass slipped in the box out 4-6 weeks again...hurry back Will
SUCK A DICK DETROIT!
>>157451466>just sign good players to long term team friendly deals, David
>>157451478he's strictly a bench/platoon guy
>>157451458theres more than one aussie on this site
i wonder how many gays, dykes and trannies are in that Seattle stadium right now.
are the White Sox genuinely an offensive powerhouse or is our "B-team" bullpen just awful?
>>157451268Is every White Sox fan a mexican nowadays or what?
>>157451511what kind of girl parts her legs for that?
LEARN HOW TO LOVEFORGET HOW TO HA-EEEE-AYY+EEE+ATE
Vile Sucker strikes again
Welcome to cuntry!
My Angels wonGood game for Johnson
I FUCKING LOVE EXTRA INNINGS. I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM
my lord, how does this white sox team keep clawing back
>Bo Lameshit
LETS GO RAYS
>>157451561an aussie girl i'd imagine
>>157451532Pintaro was looking ass today for sureWhite Sox making the most of it, but they can hit
>>157451451kek ohtani does literal gayporn
are the tigers dangerous?
is this a good idea? when you have a runner on 2nd and/or 3rd (first base free) and less than 2 outs, why wouldn't you just walk the next guy to set up the double play?
Julio rodriguez 2-18 (.110)
>>157451507
>>157451283Rice Owls legend Dane MyersI got him to sign a foul ball I caught in a game he played in when we were students
I really just wanted to come home, put my team on the 2nd monitor, and have a relaxing goon sesh to jav but NOOOOOO you have to make it a fucking high wire close game and make me pray for every pitch FUCK YOU
>doyerpaco seething about drumpf unprompted again
>>157451611wouldn't know
Fucking nice Rico
>Dodgers relievers in charge of protecting a lead
let's all laff at the trashcans
>>157451640>meta AI
>>157451511that's unfortunate
Montgomery and Murakami both frozen on the inside with fastballsmaybe that's the weakness against this Sox team
>>157451605>subtly moved away from him and pulled her arm back which was pressed against hisclever girl
>>157451614I would say they're gritty not dangerous
>>157451664Doyerspacos are pissed they can't afford games now that they have to pay for food instead of leeching from the govt
This team is nightmare fuel
Imagine a Benny Bomb
what the fuck is our bullpen doing bro holy shit
>>157451464the LA skyline is so shitty that doyers pushed dirt around the stadium to hid it and pretend it's hills
Cmon Os we just need to get the Manfred runner in
tattoos are so fucking disgusting
should've bunted
>>157451345erm actually, extended stay america select suites is a 2.5 star hotel
>>157451720isn't she canonically a dodger fan?
Poorioles let themselves get bent over and raped by the Yanquis but now suddenly they want to play their World Series against us. Every fucking year with this sad ass team.
>>157451740At least they don't play in a literal toilet
thinking about speaking to my doctor to find out if Caplyta is right for me
>>157451723nobody asked
>>157451720Please for the love of God don't blow it, common O's
Angels Win!Should have been a series win but fuck ass Angels had to have a meltdown and I'm still mad about it.GG Rangers
>>157451264it's I love willies
>>157451748They're in Baltimore, are you fucking serious?
Beavers!
>>157451739It is not clear, the only baseball thing she did was throw a first pitch for the Cardinals. She is from California so it's possible.
LET'S FUCKING GO O'S BROS
>>157451757get raped
>>157451769here comes that faggot who's gonna be like "name 5 cities with less crime" and then when you start naming 20 adds more criterium like "has to have X people, has to have all 4 sports, etc"
LouBob again :)
my Aussie family visited. they came to Manhattan after spending around a week in California. they said a lot of LA is such a shithole that it genuinely scared them. apparently Skid Row is like a nightmare. my cousin swears he heard a gunshot go off while he was there. they enjoyed Hollywood, Hollywood Hills, Beverly Hills, etc. they really liked San Francisco but thought San Jose and Silicon Valley were boring and small. they thought the weather was too hot and that the amount of drugs and homeless was third world levelmy aunt and cousin love Manhattan so far. they said it's so huge that it's overwhelming. they love that there's so much interesting stuff going on all the time all over the place. they love that it's a walkable city and you can soak in all the shops and skyscrapers. they really enjoyed the Staten Island ferry ride and seeing the Statue of Liberty. they're gonna check out Central Park and the Bronx Zoo tomorrow. my cousin also loved coming out east on LI with me and seeing the spacious and very green places, such as Long Beach in Nissequogue and Lloyd Harbor. oh and they really enjoyed the food in Manhattan but thought the serving sizes were cartoonishall in all, they can't wait to get back home to Sydney and think this trip confirmed that it's the best city in the world
PRRRRT
>>157451787kek seethe bitch
Os win! I fucking love Beavers
AGAIN KEK LUIS ROBERT
>>157451793
>>157451791I know a way simpler statistic to base it on...
Mariners might win this game!
why can't Luis Robert just stay healthy and do this for us for a full season. he's got so much natural pop and still has great fielding
>>157451793nice man, glad they had a good time with you
Here we go webby bear, here we go*clap clap stomp*
>>157451761this was a good game though
kek pierats
>>157451793Sydney is a shithole like LA
the white sox are kind of le bad
>>157451816It's a crowded outfield, I don't think you can use him as backup he is too good when healthy, better off trading him.
>>157451840yeah, they're good people. my cousin apparently has an irrational fear of dogs. when we were out in a nature preserve and this 5 kilo little guy came up to us he sprinted to my car and locked himself inside
>>157451854Sydney at least has public transit
>>157451862there is a team option for 2027. we'll probably let him go and try to renegotiate. I don't think anyone will pay him $20M
>>157451812LET'S GO WEBBY BEAR!!!
>>157451793cool story bro
>>157451863>5 kilo little guy came up to us he sprinted to my car and locked himself insidehmmm get the lad to work on that bro kek
one more out webby bear
LETS GO CUBBIES
Cmon bumtani
>>157451793I've lived in NYC an went to school in Los Angeles and NYC is so much better than west coast cities I don't even know why it's a conversation.
Webby bear on a mission
I’m just gonna come out and say it. These orioles… I mean these guys are real jerks
>>157451881I thought he was still under contract for next year but the cap hit was much lower. If what you're saying is true then they will just move on from him. Someone else will want him more.
no...NO!!!
>>157451793nice mate, tell them i said "up da wahs">>157451854cope and seethe
bum
>>157451924based
>>157451918
no...NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARINERS WIN
Get the insta DMs ready, Scott's closing
As if we needed any more reasons to hate Robert moreFuck off with your "oh suddenly NOW I want to hit home runs against my former team". Fuck you
>cubeskwab
>>157451891BAHAHAHAHAHAH
GAPE THE CUBS
HOLY SHIT
What is Tim Anderson up to these days?
impressive Ms, very nice x
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>>157451947he gone
RAAAANDYYYY
scuba kek
I didn't think the Yankees would have been outdone after how they played earlier today. Wow, was I wrong.
>>157451205Not asking for it, btw
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUSBCUSBSUSB
RAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY
THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW. I AM NOT GIVING THOSE CUBBIE BEARS A CHANCE ANYMORE
Bag this one up for da Mariners.
kek scuba
LAUGH AT THE CUBTRANNIES
>>157451964>>cubes>kwabsneed
CUB TRANNIES KEEEEEK
I'm... Peff Jassan
>>157451205It was 8 million.
>>157451975FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME CUBBIES ALONE. i blame the new players playing like shit sucking up all the vibe and energy
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK CUBTRANNIESGET RAPEDGET GAPED
>>157451947Luis Robert Jr. has earned almost $100 MILLION dollars while being a steaming pile of dogshit who will not be rememberedI'm older than him and have never even cleared $200k in a year...
Kek cubspie got gaped
The Seattle Mariners have won the official Major League Baseball World Series Preview Series
>>157452031I hate Luis Robert Jr so much
RAPED AND GAPED CHICONGO CUBES
cusb kek
>>157452017are we sure this is real?why did he have a wetsuit on under his normal suit?it just doesn't add up
>>157452044This means they lose the real world series though, you don't wanna win the preview.
Chicago is still the best city in America.
Extend Randy
>>157451205mein gottgimme an @
>>157452063go gards!
that's a series wingg pie rats, see you tomorrow
never doubted the mariners
good shit, Tanner
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg pierats cya tomorrow
>>157452063australia is such a fag
>>157452074alanna pow
>>157452060I'm a cubiners girl so I literally cannot lose
>>157452088fun fact: Benny the Jet was modeled after prime Keith Hernandez
SCUBA
mariners won that game btw
>>157452103bless you my brother in goonery
