/wnba/deal doe edition>>157406170
I don't know shit about women's basketball, but at least I know that in two years Sophie will become a bigger star than Caitlin and I'm tired of pretending she would not.
dykehoop
>>157453598les, straight, straight, les, straight, les
Angel Reese is so good it's insane holy shit. Is anyone watching this or do you just watch tiktok?
>>157453625
Soon
They really playing back to back games then have 5 days off
Beers was the victim of a flagrant 2 from hamby. Chud btfo
>Coach White already knowing the end result
>>157453817Damn I had some stuff planned for tomrrow, didn't expect the racewar to start so soon. Guess I'll have to cancel.
>Flying overnight from NYC to Chicago Yeah they gonna be tired
I saw a post talking about Aliyah Boston used to work at a vacation resort in the virgin islands so that's why she's a co*n to white people. pretty fuddked up
>>157454220What you said doesn't make sense
360 SLAAAAM
>>157454220Is she the one they would make get naked and crawl around the beach making her hold her butthole cheeks WIDE saying "I'm a little a piggy who needs a dollar for my Mommy" as she crawled using her face as support? What's the problem? She was able to raise the $20k for her Mom's cancer treatment
>>157454322yea. she was a good friend.
>>157454383Angel's been on a good run since the ASG. If she continues to develop her 3 ball, and just... be average from around the rim, she'll be in the MVP running yearly
>>15745443814 for 17 around the rim today (including 1 obvious foul that knocked out her contact and didn't get called). And 9 for 9 yesterday. I don't know how her finishing has been so good.
powerful
If anyonw cares, the lateat tea is that Morgan Cheli #23 UCONN (age 20) has been mingling with Ashlyn Watkins #2 South Carolina (age 23). Morgan got studded!
>>157461656I'm tired of all the lesbians what happened to good ol' fashioned american beauties who like dick it's not fair
>>157463078some sick shit going on in uconn. like 90% of their players are homosexuals. >>157461656how doomed is their yuri when coach Geno and coach Dawn start fighting on national tv?
Dallas has Awak and Seattle has like 3 super dark chocolate and long players. It's pretty cool. on nba tv rn
Did Alanna just get her teeth knocked out? That looked bad.
>>157465024it's bad considering she broke her nose at the beginning of the season and she seems to get hit in the face every other game.
>>157465102In the shot after there was definitely blood in her mouth and the way she held the towel made me think she was worried about her teeth.I think of the players I watch she definitely gets hurt the most and it's not even close.
little paigey is going for the scoring record? perhaps?
>>157453598The Great White Dyke!
>>157465254Take better screenshots, bro.
>>157463044I want Amoore to break me half in bed.
>>157459293She's going to change the way people shoot.
>>157465269I find beauty in the mundane.
Paige can afford 2 iPads. She's rich, bitches.
turns out shes fine
>>157465324I bet Clark seriously mogs Paiges bank account
>>157465351Her ad revenue is definishly multi-gorillian.
And Amoore covers the bill regardless
>>157465254>>157465255Why does she sound black? I know she's a basketball player so she's around a lot of black people but she's from Minnesota, right? I thought that was a pretty white place, minus the Somalis. No other white player talks like her as far as I'm aware.Even the way she moves and gestures seems black. Was she adopted by a black family or something?
>>157465412>Was she adopted by a black family or something?Obviously.
>>157465412Paige is a wigger like Chet. We all knew people like her. She's been around Hoop since she was a kid. White person who acts black to fit in. But she also has a half black half brother so Paige is somewhat of a black woman herself.
Uh oh.
>>157465255
>>157453626Kek>>157453684 Who tf watches this besides girl children?
Carla leite big gay
Percentage of gays in W versus the NBA?
its time
>>157466665Time for CC to statpad vs a non-playoff team yet again? It sure is.
>>157466665Let's make it 3 straight losses in a row!
carla and georgia
they need to let one of these trans nba players into the league to end the stupid trans debate. either they clown on the biological women and blue hairs come to their senses or they’re a non factor and we can just focus on Caitlin’s pits
>>157466915nobody troons out for sports
the fire are performing rape vs the amoore
>>157467050Why don't Black players tie their shoes?
based clark already with 5 turnovers in the 2nd quarter
i can save lexie
>libs mascot is a gay elephant>tempo mascot is a gay turtle>portland fire reveal mascot as a gay dragon
Love a quality forehead
Timpson’s a dawg
CC cookin
>>157459266Traveling
>WNBA star Dearica Hamby ejected after elbow to opponent’s facethis shit is just wwebut the wwe women are hotter
mitchell cookin
Lmao did anyone else see the chud towering over all the w players trolling them with his anti troon shirt? They kicked him out. Please let the men in. I want it so much
>>157467826i wasnt paying attention so i missed most of it
>>157467826I was watching the Mystics vs the Fire, sorry.
>>157467826That “chud” was Enes Kanter nigga, put some respect on his name
CC with 8 threes, Fever tied franchise record for threes in a game
>>157467908Was that really him? Jesus Christ, dude would literally be mvp.
>>157467952no way, a guy who played for years in the nba who is half a foot taller than every wnba player would be the mvp? no fucking way.
what the fudd?
I came here for Enes Kanter coverage after the incident tonight. Y'all slippin.
dijonai talked all that shit to take an L
>>157468034Horrible, overrated, shouldn't be mentioned with mvp. Hol up while I get my Sophie with the Tony Snell statline image
Is this the thread to simp over 6/10s and pretend to enjoy the sport?
>>157467826>>157468149>two cissies, a T*rk and a coon, going through a humiliation ritual
I've never played basketball before. In fact the closest thing I've come to playing any sport is mini golf and darts, and I'm closer to being 5ft tall than 6ft tallI'm also not a woman, but if they made an exception and allowed me to compete, could i make the starting lineup of a WNBA team?
I like the Peacock broadcast but it's a bitch to rewind live cause of all the ads. But the Fevie game will be on leaguepass tomorrow.
sweaty post game girl butt
>>157468182No, are you retarded? I could tho. I’m 6’5” and played d2 and absolutely smoked the womens team when we practiced, like as if I was playing children.
>>157468182nah, you'd get cooked. if you were close to 6ft and hooped before you would have a chance. There's vids of Sarah Ashlee Barker cooking a dude at the Y in 1 on 1. But since you're short and never played you'd quite easily get styled on. Plus I doubt your conditioning is as good if you never played endurance sports.
>>157468239Ok but whos?
>>157468337DiJonai trying to have a social media moment instead of playing good basketball, more concerned with being liked on social media than winning
>>157468357The blonde wig and anti-White violence tell you everything about what's in her mind - envy and inferiority and hatred. But that's completely on brand for the WNBA. This trans controversy and the way they've doubled down on divisiveness, refusing to defend victims on the court and in the court of public opinion, show you they're the pro sports equivalent of the far left. Oh it also tells you they have no concern about the bottom line - other leagues have to walk a fine line due to diverse audience, but they don't because they operate at a loss already by design. Sick league. I get if you guys are simping for the players, though I don't share you taste, but beyond that I don't get how any of you watch it. Revolting in every way. After 30 years, they finally break though with CC and Sophie, yet they shit on both of them at every opportunity. Just hard to even believe except when you realize it's consistent with everything the left does - the entitlement, the hate, the approval of violence, the subversive agenda, the misandry, the LGBTQ+ propaganda, and of course the hidden funding.
Thank you for the Amoore content, chaotic Cotie
why did Cloud give Enes attention? oh I get it she likes the clout from being "an activist" instead of ignoring him like everyone else. She panicked she didn't get signed a few weeks into free agency and came up with this laughable reasoning she's getting blackballed. I hate this attention seeking stud.
she's gonna break a bunch of all time wnba record and be like 26
>>157468516It's tiring because she'll never be acknowledged as the biggest offensive force in league history no matter what she does because of politics.
She has more 30 point 10 assist games than all players in league history combined.
>>157468521Nah, she will. The haters are certainly gonna lose this battle, and there will be a new commish next year who will protect the golden goose. Silver isn't gonna let this clown keep fumbling the league around.
>>157453598Anyone got that Angel Reese's picture? I need that armpit ASAP
>>157468547With 24 fg attempts, 17 free throws, 6 turnovers, and 3 flops.
>>157468516volumes
>>157468460>>157468460>everything the left doesoh look a right wing retard is a pathetic little snowflake again
>>157468587tired keyboard warrior insults aint gonna do it, sweatie
>>157468460tldr cis white man
Say what you want about Enes' performative clown show, but I'm pretty sure that's the entire point. The WNBA literally had an all-hands on deck meeting recently to determine what their W stands for, and after an entire day of deliberation, they left without figuring it out. If the NBA needed to define a male it would take leadership all of about 2 minutes to release the memo. 5 seconds to say it and 1:55 for the publicist to draft and release it.All they have to say is the WNBA is for biological women. That's quite literally the entire reason the NBA created their league. If they do this all of the noise just goes away. As long as "saying I'm a woman" makes you a woman, the clown show will continue. And again, that is obviously the point.
>>157468574it's in its original resolution in the collage so u can crop it.
>>157468676she really does look like that lil nigga from ice age lmao
>>157468692So the guy who voices the lil nigga from ice age is the blind guy in the new Odyssey movie. The guy who protects the dog and shit. pretty cool stuff.
>fever put up this dominant performance with no bostonthey seriously need to trade her bum ass. no joke, get her in a package for angel reese.
>>157468721Boston is a fat girl who put on white people voice when she was a tour guide in the virgin islands.
>>157465412Just a revolting unlikeable dyke
>>157468735i know it sounds ridiculous but englebert needs to force a fever dream trade of boston to atlanta and reese to indiana. having clark and reese on the same team ala shaq-kobe would blow the wnba media into the stratosphere.
>>157468759We got Team USA in 2 weeks.
>>157468136yes. welcome
>>157466665is cloud even a star player anymore
>>157468136show me a 10/10
>>157468753Meanwhile everyone in the W loves Paige.
>>157468829
>>157465469leave Chet alone hes not black but we black people fuck wit him
>>157468863Paige is for the brothas
>>157468753dykes are cute, why u hating?>>157468843lesbians love Paige and Caitlin a lot.
why did she do it?
>>157468947she wants attention so bad and Caitlin don’t give a single fuck
No fever game until Friday
>>157468460Well said.I came here expecting /sp/ to be talking about the dude who was kicked out after the Chicago team all ran up on him. Enes Canter is his name? Anyway it's bizarre all this thread cares about is masterbating to black lesbians on the team.
>>157467826That dudes made the wnba more entertaining than it ever has in its existence. He's like 4chan personified just trolling em nonstop
>>157467826>>157468993Yeah when that dude stood up he was like 10 feet tall and all the "women" looked like midgets. There's video of him being escorted by police outside and Chicago libtards wanted to fight him.
They're chimpin on threads cause Caitlin was laughing her ass off at Cloud getting mad at Kanter
>>157468759Team USA will have paige, caitlin, and angel for the world cup qualifier
Georgia Amoore could slice Enes's achilles with one crossover
The T*rk got mogged by 5' 10" Natasha Cloud. It was funny when he got kicked out.>I'm supporting women and you're kicking me out?!MAGAfags are söyboys.
support chud players
>>157468239
>>157468872angelic she is not
Natasha Cloud took the bait this is so exhausting
>>157468240The skill level of female basketball players scale at an exponential rate as you go up the ladder. D2 women's basketball is probably average high school level.
>>157468521The copers are now settling for greatest offensive force knowing a'ja is gonna win her fifth mvp
>>157468654>All they have to say is the WNBA is for biological women. That's quite literally the entire reason the NBA created their league. If they do this all of the noise just goes away.This is the beauty of what's going on. They can't.The WNBA has spent a decade, maybe more, cultivating an audience, sponsors, media circle, and league partners that consists primarily of schizophrenics who subscribe to the most extreme variants of left-wing politics. A simple statement of "only biological women can play in the WNBA" could potentially cause protests or riots from trannies having literal meltdowns in the arena and storming the court at every game for several weeks, not to mention sponsors and other league partners potentially pulling out that would leave the league in a financially tricky place.So they are instead forced to continue perpetuating their insane woke politics forever, in an era where normies are starting to tune in because a pretty white girl and her giraffe friend are dominating the league. Leading to not just an interest in the league, but an interest in trolling the insane liberal schizophrenics who follow it, as Kanter has so expertly done.
>>157469149I'd give Cait more bruises
The fever are winning the chip as long as mo billings, lexie, mha, and timpson lock in on defense. Kelsey mitchell and caitlin clark are the most lethal backcourt you'll ever see.
>>157469288Shut up paige, lesbians only beat their partners
>>157463046>Its good marketing and branding to make them seem together what a retardThis. Even the Wings' alternate jersey is a callback to the Dallas Mavs' original uniforms. It's not a coincidence that they're also the teams' most popular jerseys.
>>157469287This is one of the main things I resent about the WNBA is no one actually gives a fuck about the sports. When you listen to WNBA broadcasts, it's just disgusting repulsive dumb fucking women sitting there babbling like retards about how brave and empowered the WNBA. It makes me fucking sick. I was kind of following the Seattle Storm for awhile but the sheer amount of faggotry to actual basketball ratio is so pathetically high that is nearly impossible to watch. And no one, not one fucking person has talked about how fucking shit the Seattle Storm are, how they hired their fucking video coach to be the general manager because obviously she was fucking someone and now she's fucking the fans with this abortion of the team and literally every fucking thing is some mentally ill cope about brave and wonderful and empowered literally the shittiest professional basketball team I've ever seen that's 8-40 or whatever the fuck they are now are. It is complete mental illness. This isn't sports, it's fucking mentally ill queer fashion show. It's embarrassing, repulsive, disgusting and sad.
>>157468136It's for browns, sex pests and other complete psychological degenerates to obsess over hideous looking women that they think they have a chance at in their fantasies precisely because they're disgusting.This demographic is taking over anything with females in it. Look what these fucking faggots have done on /sp/ where at least the top ten of the top twelve most replied threads there are always coomer faggots obsessing on female wrestlers.
>>157469843Not /sp/ I meant /pw/
>>157469834They're just trying to artificially raise the sports interest so their owners can sell the teams at a higher price than they paid for them, that's it. It's valuation inflation.
>>157468654WNBA loves this. They’ve gotten more media play from this than they could possibly pay for on their own. No such thing as bad publicity.
>>157468182WNBA is equivalent to 8th grade boys basketball. WNBA players have said that. NBA players have said that. If you've ever played basketball and watch it, you know that. If you think you could compete against 13-14 year old boys in basketball, you would probably dominate the WNBA.
>>157469866Their is definitely such thing as bad publicity
>>157469862A putrid abortion of a basketball team with raging homosexuals court side that is a lightning rod for faggotry will certainly attract big investor dollars.
>>157469887They're trying anything possible to draw attention and viewership to the league for their tv contract, since viewership, no matter how they get it, will increase valuation. That's it really.
>>157469928How about putting a team together that doesn't suck ass or at least has some form of potential other than generic sheboons with the roster whole roster changing every season since the locker room is toxic and the entire structure of the Seattle Storm is filled with the most retarded militant dykes in existence? How about one single media pundit or any of the fans actually acknowledge the basketball side of the Seattle Storm (the supposed point of this mentally ill queer fashion freak show) and what a pile of shit this team and it's management is? I think you're probably retarded or some gay bot. Your logic makes no sense. Your bullshit about how the Seattle Storm being the worst professional basketball team on the planet right now is great for the league sounds like some retarded pink haired faggot cope.
>>157469869Sports is fun and women want to do fun stuff. Most men can't dunk but we still play basketball in our driveway or gym.
>>157469869retard
Is there a realistic chance that Türk gets signed? Are there any limits in who gets to play in WNBA?
>>157470846>Is there a realistic chance that Türk gets signed?No, unfortunately. The WNBA would lose all credibility as a league. Kanter is just calling the league's bluff.>Are there any limits in who gets to play in WNBA?Yes, they have to be a woman. They know what a woman is, and what a woman isn't, but the WNBA is intentionally being vague about it in order to not piss off the literal 2% of people that like tr*anniesThe entire situation is hilarious because the virtue signaling message is:>Trans kids belong in womens sportsYet when a man says they identify as a woman and try to join the league, they push back at him, but they'll never say why.
The + and - is how much a team outscores, or is outscored, by their opponents when each of these players are on and off the court
>>157470977>30 point difference for Jackie Young>24 point difference for A'JaHoly shit. The Aces really A'Ja, Young, Gray, then a bunch of who's.
>>157470769>The one attempting to defend the level of basketball in the WNBA is calling other retards.Let us know when you take the training wheels off, faggot.
The mascots they made are some of the worst things I've seen
>>157468149>Not even bothering to wear a wig to commit to the bit because he knows his own side will call him a faggot
These are bot threads aren't they? No one actually cares enough to follow this gay as fuck parody sports league. I remember when these bot threads started and reading through the low energy replies in this thread it is pretty apparent these are fake as fuck.
Just watched the Enes Kanter incident video. The NBC announcer says "she wants her voice heard" as Cloud yells 'she's not gonna fuck you' according to Kanter. Still can't believe you watch this trash.
>>157471688why should he? the whole point is they claim you can be anything you say you are.
The fire have no chance to catch up. We pretty much have the playoffs set now.
>>157471839Wait, cloud chimped out after a sophie 3? Lol sophie derangement syndrome is real.
>>157471932IDK timing re: the game, just saw the video of her going off on Kanter and he said she made that remark about Sophie not banging him
Holy shit, trade her sorry ass. What a liability.
Which team has the most white girls and what's their standing?
>>157471913>The fire have no chance to catch up. We pretty much have the playoffs set now.They're laying low to transition to Houston where they will be miserable in the humid heat. At least they have HVL and that big ol' trannie, BG.
>>157472007
>>157472214Han is white-adjacent.
>>157472131Fire are the newest team in Portland with Carla Leite. Connecticut are the Sun with HVL and they're going to Houston.
>>157472214Jonquel Jones is a Caitlin Clark superfan so I have her as white
>>157472272I keep getting them mixed up.
>>157472214Bridget is my BAE
>>157471913Can rappers please start calling out white bitches for dressing like 90s hip hop stars? These cunts dress so fucking stupid.
>>157472379They're grown ass women. They can wear whatever they want.
>>157472214These teams DESPERATELY need energy bunny boons who chuck the worst shots
>>157472458They're cultural appropriating. It's racist and disrespectful.
>>157472214racist ahh ny and portland god dam
>>157472214Portland coach is a fun guy who loves his girls Libs coach looks like he'd be in a criterion closet episode
>>157472214Nice to know everytime Astier and Fiebich are at the free throw line, some black lesbian with 800 followers on X is seething
>>157472516Insane they get away with shit like this.
DeWanna Bonner has agreed to a buyout with the Mercury, per @YoungNBA.
>>157472627Dequitter has once again quit.
>>157472627>>157472636I kinda wannaboneher if ya know what I mean. I'd love to rape her.
>>157473160Amoore is catching fire. Shut her critics up.
I wish they called this a jumpball instead of a foul. amoore vs leite
>>157472636quitting is based i quit all the time
This week:Caitlin Clark: 37 PTS - 10 AST - 8 3PM Paige Bueckers: 32 PTS - 6 3PM - 100% 3PT Angel Reese: 31 PTS - 14 REB - 4 STL
I gotoff work early for once so I'll be able to watch some games tonight yay
>>157472543unconvincing larp
Enes Kanter on Fox News streaming right now and says Cloud was screaming a stream of F bombs despite families in attendance.Cloud's HC did a presser saying he backs her and assured her she wasn't a discretion. LOL.
>>157475596>Enes, a transphobic piece of shit, claims he just wants to protect women>Harasses women and gets butthurt over the f-word instead
>"wnba, what's a woman?">"we don't know!">"then why can't enes play?">"because he's not a woman!"your country is a circus
>Feverslop
>>157475674>"wnba, what's a woman?">"something that enes isn't because he's a cis man. next question"
>>157453625in two years Dumpf will be gone and Sophie Chudette will be homeless or in prison since no one will hire her
Has to be a troll>>157475643
>>157475674Bad news - the same people pulling the strings here are doing it there
>>157475674Explain why Georgia amoore is from Australia and got afflicted with the gay
Jfc they fucked caitlin up
who are we rooting for bros the ladywolves or the lady vikings
>>157475916lynx fans are normal midwest lesbians. valks fans are cali coastie crazies/narcissistic asians with main character syndrome
>>157475891Coming out party, when?
>>157475916Voting for the one with the most Asians.
i hope she gets this tic fixed
Happy birthday Kelsey
>>157476127what is that creature doing? mocking CC getting hit? mocking Charlie Kirk? Why are so many of these players trash people?
>>157476184she is practicing for later on tonight when she has to blow me
>>157475674It's because he isn't serious about being a woman. duh
these threads are always dead unless caitlin is playing
Humiliation ritual
>>157476690once her shower video came out i was a loyal fan
>>157476690Unless the Mystics are playing, my nig. The thinking man's team.
>>157476828SAB>sab
>>157476184plum god
>>157476725lawsuits incoming. make them double down or admit only bio women are allowed. same thing that happened with MLB and Pride - threats got them to officially stop forcing fag fags on players - which was satanic shit.
>>157476996*fag flags
>>157475674Australia should really be the last country talking about this
boycott this transphobic league
>>157477345bitch
Camdawg locked up angel reese
>>157477429Yet AR is making her presence known this game with 20 boards
I love Cameron Brink and she's a baddie but it's making me cringe that people keep posting that block against Angel when it's the most obvious foul of all time. It looks atrocious on the replay, and people are posting it like it's cool just because it's agaist Angel Reese. Why do the refs hate Angel so much?
>>157477429Camdawg fucked up on her throughout Unrivaled. Got nasty out there.
I believe the refs want Angel to fail because the WNBA gets a lot of engagement from dudes who do not watch games but hate Angel online. They don't call obvious fouls against Angel because Angel looking bad makes them money.
these players appear normal sized on screen but when you see them next to regular women you realize they're all chaddette alpha females
>>157477651
Can an anon PLEASE step up to the plate and offer to fix her? We are getting desperate and are running out of options.
Absurdly attractive.
>>157477855I pray the Dream manage to win it all this year, imagine all the seethe
>>157477905lelhoward is not that girl
>>157477938Imagine if the league weren't racist, anti-Christian, and dedicated to LGBTQ+ propaganda, how she'd be everywhere, a media and league darling. They kept her off the calendar FFS! Unreal hatred.
>>157477905I want this too, I honestly just want to see the largest melties possible at this point
doomed fudd and paige yuri. paige really kicked that bitch and her ACL to the curb.
>>157477953Too bad because American lib and conservative media are too busy glazing Sophie Cunningham and talking about the two former NBA players nonstop.
>>157478071>lib media is glazing Sophie and two nobody NBA playerscmon now
>>157478085Hailey's actually playing???
>>157478094That's a rare 2026 season chicago HVL from preseason before she got cut. Her Connecticut Sun coach who already is set to join a Turkish team has barely been giving her minutes. It's sad.
>>157478080yeah that was a ridiculous lie
volumes...
>>157478211fuck...
>>157478211It's no different than the crime videos we see - B on W gang violence. Sad.
>>157478259I want to be behind that
>>157478290do you think she performs well after azzi gets hair stuck in her teeth?
>>157478359*nika muhl
HVL admits she likes a chocolate vanilla swirl
>>157478440lol is that a bra she's hanging in front of her?
Nah but really Cameron locked up AR despite getting elbows into her the entire time
Lmao it really is a bra. What the hell is this fashion, hailey??
