Top 10 aura losses of all time
>>157455978The Haaland to Greta pipeline is real
>>157455978NOOO
>>157455978the aura loss is the fact that he's vlogging, not the haircut
this shit is insane what the fuck was he thinking
>>157456013he was always kino with short hair
>>157455978king to slave type shit
POV your Medieval liege is not impressed by your reason for not paying tax
How does this affect haalingham?
>called Pep to show him>he was watching Brentford v Tottenham at homebased
>>157456013fuckinh britney spears tierjust fuck my ass up
>>157456013giga chud haircut
>>157456100Neymaria mogs
>>157456013>woo american women at the world cup>lose all goodwill within 3 weeks
I must break you
>>157455978Caring about another man's haircut?
>>157456100bro delete this picture and never post it again WHAT THE FUCK
>>157455978He will always look like he came out of some cave in some Norwegian fjord.
>>157456100I like how Ney, Ron and Erling look kinda feminine and then Messi just looks like himself in a wig lol
>>157456013his only mistake was doing this at the end of summer
>>157455978ew what the fuck
>>157455978>buckbroken by arsenalyou couldve just joined them
>>157456139for me, its erlina
Darwin was worse, he went from a hunky orlando bloom to a chicano
he's one of the ugliest men to ever be born
>>157456622
>>157456628Accendi il monitor
>>157455978>aura lossesAre you a nigger or just following their slang?
>>157456715The word Aura goes back 2500 years from the Ancient Greeks. Stop being a cuck and reclaim your history
you niggas gay as hell
>>157455978>>157456013I don't understand the problem here. Short hair is bad even though it is more practical and functional?
>>157455978why do they never learn that the shavepill simply doesnt work?
>>157455978>vinicius gets bogged>haaland cuts off his manesWhat a couple weeks of American culture does to a mf
>>157456013mindbroken by the arse
>>157456892>>157456896Long hair makes you heavy, sweaty, and uncomfortable and itchy as fuck. Cutting it off and or going bald is a liberation for body maintenance.
>>157455978he looks like a big baby
>>157457028you never had long hair lol. You don't even notice your own hair and it is way softer and less itchy than short hair.
>>157457028none of this is true
>>157458628When you wake up in the morning, you feel the weight of that hair. It's a nightmare how encumbering it is, slow, greasy, drowsy.
>>157458657you sincerely do not.
>>157455978>auraif you use that term you're a faggot
>>157456013Look at this dood
>>157456072>ya see Erling you were never actually good>you were just sitting on my shoulders
>>157456013I'll translate for people lucky enough to not be balding:>I'm beginning to get recession and diffuse thinning on my scalp, and long hair instantly juxtaposes it, so I'm going to get a buzzcut to cope and try and mask iteven nordic chad genes weren't enough to spare him
Proppa haircut that. He looked like a woman.
>>157455978>>157456013JUST
>>157455978>average geezers thinking theyre going to look like beckham be like
>>1574568624chinnlers are genetic abominations, they rock long hair to cover their receding hairlines, disguising foreheads and deformed skullschads like me and Haaland have nothing to hide so we buzz
bad idea, at least with the long hair he could mask a bit the absence of his chin, very small gonial angle, put lips, and sami nose. now there's nothing to hide.
>>157459684can he even grow a beard?
>>157459684pout lips
>>157459591If Haaland wasn't 6'5 he'd be a genetic abomination. He's uglier than most chuds
>>157459591Cope. Buzzcuts only look good on balkan thugs (so every balkan) and 2% of males with an elite skull shape. Rest of us look like mole rats with a buzz.
>>157456048is he making those silly faces on purpose or do they come naturally?
Discussing what you think is a hot man on /sp/ is true Judaism on display
>>157459684this is how you can pull a buzzcut really, or any haircut really kek
>>157458657>When you wake up in the morning, you feel the weight of that hairno you don't. also if they are greasy then you are not maintaining your hair properly
>>157456048medieval lieges had long hair. It was until the italians started to larp as romans again during the renaissance that short hair became more common again.
>>157459924thats at least 10 operations
>>157456013JUST
>>157459930>if they are greasy then you are not maintaining your hair properlyYou have to wash your hair twice a day or else it gets greasy. Your hair becomes greasy and oily because you sweat during the night as your temperature fluctuates and you lay on the pillow and your head heats up from blocked airflow and isolated temperature. This isn't rocket science.
>>157459591>they rock long hair to cover their receding hairlinesEveryone has a receding hairline by their 20's though. That's just the consequence of getting old.
>>157460072Brutal
>>157456100Saved for... personal use he he
>>157456100Ronaldo looks like an older version of my high school crush
>>157459734Almost as if looks don't matter a lot of the time and the entire lookism movement is complete nonsense or something.
>>157456100ronaldo is the only passable one there by a fucking milealso, never post this pic again
>>157461483Height is part of physical appearance, mate
>>157459591Why muslims hate long hair? Always criminal cuts
>>157455978finally
>>157459591hairlet cope, just go bald dr robotnik, nothing more pathetic then a 32 year old man with 7 homer simpson hairs desperately trying to pretend he has anything
>>157459591Mudslime faggot. You fuckers have curly nigger hair anyways
>>157462256Bitches love curly hair
seems my post has struck some nerves
>>157455978Lads my clipper's guard fell off when i was cutting my hair.I have to go to work tomorrow
>>157462022muslims love gossiping at the "barber" (read: hair salon) like blacks
>>157458628It's softer but if you've got thick, dense hair it takes fucking forever to dry. I took a shower 3 hours ago and my hair is still moist. And if you do a lot of sports long hair is a lot of work to keep in good condition.
>>157460442works on my machine :^)
>>157456771just answer the question, bro
>>157456013CHUD
>>157456013he looks like a 13 year old lol
>>157455978All those new social media women "fans" just disintegrated
>>157459591Based Ra
>>157456013>that chinwew
>>157455978the white samson
>>157456013he looks like a fucking finn kek
>>157456635
>>157456635>will play foobal per diem>20 an hour ok?>si senor
>>157456628even vini is mogging him since he had his facial surgery
>>157464927kek
>>157457028the way he had it, with that undercut, he felt nothing.
>>157459684>duck tales mrs beakleycant unsee
>>157456100erlings DSL finally coming into use
>>157456100this semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>157455978>>157456013Just give him a Finnish passport. It's obvious at this point
>>157456013FUG :DDDDD
I thought he was a Biblechad? Didn't he read the book of Samson? He just chopped off all his power
>>157457028I only was my long hair once a week. I wash my body every single day. You just use a shower cap…. Your hair does not have to get wet every time you want to shower. Actually washing your hair every day is really bad
From Agartha to Soviet peasantry
>>157459930this is such a women coded post kek
>>157456862Long hair is worn by nobles and warriors. Short hair is worn by slaves and convicts. The modern standard of short hair is a humiliation ritual intended to create and enforce a slave class of wagies.
why do you all care so much?
Finally he looks normal, so no.
>>157455978He actually kinda looks normal on the right now.
>zoomzooms and alphaggots mutilating their boipuccis in anger, because of Haaland's transformation from a boy to a manlol, all my fucking keks
i really don't get all the dramahe looks fine
>>157466680this is such a norwood coded post kek
>>157456100Where’s Mbrappe?
>>157455978He looks better, OP gay
>>157469085>self-reported
>>157456013He looks good, this board is just full of long haired twinks and fags hating
>>157456013He was the cause of Norway losing agaisnt England so he cut his hair
>>157455978is he applying for Finnish citizenship or something?
>>157463662That does theatre
>>157459591You are presently on 4chan
it's just a buzz cutthis site is fucking sad
>>157469071didn't pass
>>157470037Why the fuck do young people get buzzcuts? Enjoy your fucking hair. You're going to lose it eventually.
>>157469430Well Earl Harling is English so, of course he did.
>>157470037And his head shape isn't good for it. Buzz cuts only look good if you have a chad skull. But every single hairstyle would look good on a chad skull. On a less ideal skull shape you use hair to hide it.
>>157464881Sami blood does that to you
>>157469378He looks fucking terrible, m8
>>157456100
>>157470330I got a buzzcut in October last year, and now I have a mullet with permst. 28 year old
All white people look the same
>>157456100New ChristianXXX parterre de roidir looking lit
