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Super Sunday finishes with the second of two meetings between new managers as Matthias Jaissle's Newcastle United host Andoni Iraola's Liverpool at St. James' Park. Jaissle was only appointed as Magpies boss 18 days ago after Eddie Howe's resignation, and will need to stabilise a club which once again has lost crucial members of its starting XI. Andoni Iraola comes into the Reds job off the back of Arne Slot's atrocious title defence, and will have to overcome the loss of one Mohamed Salah from the dressing room.

Kick-off is at 4:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.

NEW: Hornicek; Dedic, Botman, Thiaw (c), Hall; Elanga, Steur, L. Miley, Barnes; Osula, Wissa.
>Subs: Jaouen, Schar, Bamba, Toure, Murphy, Woltemade, Willock, Ramsey, Shahar.

LIV: Alisson; Frimpong, Jacquet, van Dijk (c), Kerkez; Szoboszlai, Gravenberch; Ngumoha, Wirtz, Gakpo; Isak.
>Subs: Mamardashvili, Endo, Mac Allister, Tsimikas, Munoz, Araujo, Nyoni, McConnell, Koumas.
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>>157458957
Anime
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Yeah I'm thinking Newcastle are relegated
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Liverpool WILL lose, dubs confirm it.
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liverpool 8-0
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>Starting Gakpo to show how shit he is to force the board to pay up for Barcola
4D chess, Andoni lad
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The Reds are BACK
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What is that kit
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>>157459115
I would rather have Gakpo. At least we know what he is.
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>>157459225
Yeah, shit
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>>157458957
>Subs
>Subs

Glad you took onboard the feedback from the last thread, everybody wins
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High scoring game incoming
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rest in peace sir kev
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>>157459269
You're a weird cunt m8
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>>157459338
weirdos make the world work
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>>157459360
Not in this case
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happy to be back posting with you lads
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Next Klopp
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How bad is Isak going to get abused today
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>>157458957
Have they made an homage to Keegan?

Those were the two main English teams of his life
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>>157459663
Burn would have two footed him
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>>157459269
credit to the op for correcting his mistake whereas lesser men would dig their heels in
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>>157459731
Stop workshopping.
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>>157459507
Medieval ahh hairline
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>>157458987
basiert
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Last two digits are final score
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/pool/ heads, we are going to be a mid-table team this year aren’t we? I don’t think Areola has what it takes to steer this ship.
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>>157458957
Woltemadebros...benched AGAIN...he killed his career, its over
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>>157459837
Jesus christ this is disgusting. Your coomer brain is fried if you find this attractive.
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ISAKS A CUNT OLE OLE OLEEEEE
ISAKS A CUNT OLE OLE OLE
ISAKS A CUNT OLE OLE OLE
ISAKS A CUNT OLE OLE OLEEEEEEE
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>>157459946
he's great for me on fm lol
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Imagine being nearly 40 and having an anime reaction folder, fucking hell.
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>>157459755
>>157459507
I have a slightly less shit version of this hairline and I absolutely hate it.
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Liverpool should focus on cup competitions.
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who is kiev
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>>157459837
nice game for dem neutrals then
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>>157460009
There are rumors clubs want to sign him on loan, hope he considers it for his own sake
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>>157460062
he's a chicken
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>>157460062
Um it's Kyiv chud, it's always been Kyiv
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Liverpool starts again!
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>>157459837
>score 3
>lose by 4
KWABCASTLE
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I love ads on streams sometimes. Bathroom floor tiles are 70% off in Ireland. Yeah thanks
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>>157459994
Yeah the way he got you a PL record fee, fucking prick!!!!
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who the fuck is this Jaissle guy? I thought the aim was to get a high profile manager once Eddie Meme runs his course
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How fucking tall is Chappers
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Didnt he die over a month ago? Why didnt they tribute him then? Why now?
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Hilarious that Newcastle idolise Keegan because he managed them for 4 years and won the square root of fuck all. Just sums up what a small little club they are.
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>>157460025
The Saudis are tightening their belts. There was talk of scrapping the Liv golf thing earlier this year but I don't think anything came of it
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>>157460219
He was pure sovl
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>>157460222
they ended up getting even shadier funding at 11:59
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Scousers seething this isn't at Anfield lmao
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why's that guy got a dallas cowboys' logo on his shirt lol
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No Victor Muñoz no watching
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>Words words words
The Geordies can't meme
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>>157460222
what the FUCK does that have to do with my post
how DARE You tag me with that
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>>157460218

because it's the first game of the season dummy. and he was a legend for both clubs.
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nice tribute
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>>157458957
Awesome tribute... im crying like a bitch
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lmao
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Boomer slop and quote is too long
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how many for this zesty lad today
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Hopefully a good game. Crowd will be pumped
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Nigga named Joseph lmao
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BREAK ISAKS FUCKING TWIG LEG
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>>157460337
maybe 1 but Nyoni is the new hotness
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You know remember THAT Cisse goal
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Will the Geordies risk a chant about the Scousers this season?
We all remember what happened last season...!!!!
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>>157460366
no
we don't need points deduction
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No woltemade no party
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Funny how newcastle have now sold their 4 star players
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What is even the point of being a fan (especially a foreign fan) of a small club in England? Your team will never win silverware and all its best players will be poached by big six teams with money
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liverpool will lose. this moment of silence will remind the liverpool players about jota and they'll be too sad to win
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>>157460390
A bit of virtual bonhomie in match threads?
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Not sure about the barcode kit
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>>157460409
it's cuz everyone is for sale
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Has anyone seen Liversissy????
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>>157460409
Two absolutely dreadful kits desu
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this Liverpool team is too chocolate.
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hello fellow liverpool costumers
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ARNE SLUT OUT
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>>157460421
go back to your schizo containment thread (/epl/)
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isak scoring and putting a finger to his lips
please let it happen
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Wasn’t keegan a nonce or something like that?
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Are Sandcastle losing yet
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What's bon, homie?
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ISAKS A CUNT OLE OLE
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>>157460437
>I would love it if we beat them (charges)
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>>157460432
honestly think the "i refuse to celebrate this goal against my old club" treatment would be more insulting
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How do blacks get dem squares in dey hair
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>cable app finally settled with nbc
>nbc back on the listings
>no usa network
>have to watch this on telemundo
ok sure whatever man
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This is our season, scousers
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>>157460464
BOOBIES AWOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!
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Jaissle looks like a FM manager
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no draws yet in the opening gameweek

don't fuck this up
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>>157460470
gotta pay for usa
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>>157460390
Bit weird innit? They have a cartel of six clubs that do what they want in recruiting players. The rest is filler and if they try to improve they're punished. I don't know why they don't just make a league of those six clubs, and they play each other six times a year. Then they have a super sunday every sunday. So fantastic!
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>Liverpoo
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Kinda want Isak to score just for the lelz
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>LIVERPOO
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>LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT >LIVERSHIHT
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>>157460490
land of the fee
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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN REDBROS
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Ohhh dear
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UP THE TROOOOOOOOOOOONS
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WUH OH
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Well sheeeiiit
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UNITEDS GREATEST PLAYER
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KWABOTY
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Swede excellence
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Kerkez is slow as fuck lol no chance
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>>157460483
your saying he looks smart and successful?
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Made Kerkez look really slow
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>high line with old man dijk
>all midfielders on the edge of the opposite penalty area
iraola OUT
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they're 3v1 maybe go in and make a tackle before the pass to elanga opens up lmao
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ISAKS A CUNT OLE OLEEEEEEE
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RAT EATING SCOUSERS
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>league is over in one week
Bundes tier. Congrats, Arsenal.
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Elanga one rapid nigga fr
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liverpool and tottenham will be in the relegation zone for most of season
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>pingpong
>van kike
>klenkez
>slobbadam
>gravenklenk
>ngubu
>squirtz
>cackpoo
>pissak
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>GAPING OPEN

calm down nev
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>>157460536
GYATT
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its over bros... hopefully we get top 4 this season
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>We at Liverpool are all transitioning this season
Van Dijk said this 2 weeks ago
Why is anyone shocked?
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UH OH
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>>157460543
b-b-but high press heavy metal!
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>>157460319
MLS tier
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'ats me lad Ngubu. Right propa footballer
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Lads, stop spoiling it for me. My stream's a minute behind :(
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>>157460551
I appreciate this
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Looks like no one challenges Arsenal this year lol
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nigga you have to be kidding
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lol liverpool wins this ez
classic let them score first so they get comfy and then kill them tactic
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>>157460559
i've seen her have sex
>>157460566
mls has some good tifos though
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>Lee Shitxon still on comms
These shithouses must have amazing agents
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>>157460543
Rather lose with the balls out than like pussies
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>>157460566
beat me to it. I wish fucking idpol garbage would stay out of sports
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post more booba
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>>157460577
I don't like what I am seeing.
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>>157460536
Sure, now lets see Paul Allen's card
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isak ACL inshallah
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Isak is fucking shit
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>>157460581
where and what’s her name friend
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holy shit newcastle score. cant wait to lose with a last minute goal again.
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>>157460591
>idpol garbage
jesus christ what a fucking pussy faggot you are
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>>157460559
gyaldem watching
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the /epl/ schizo derby
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>>157460606
Is she...you know?
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Lads, my farts are fucking ponging
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the Is-ACK derby
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>>157460622
umm...sweetie...?
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Kerkez looking slow
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I genuinely cant tell if everyone has gone to shit or the "lower" teams have gotten better
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>>157460634
looks like he has really short legs
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didnt know you could just jump on top of the ball and get a free kick
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As many of you no doubt remember, I invented the word "klenk" last season, in a Liversissy vs Leeds match thread. You may also knew it went down a storm on /sp/; everyone is using it. What fun word should I invent this time?
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Kerkez looks like the missing link.
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Cool it with the lust-provoking images
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Is kerkez on fentanil? He fucken slow af
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>>157460631
The original British gyaldem
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>>157460612
BIG UP
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Swedish rat status???
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>>157460634
Kerkez is a deeply, deeply shit defender. Why Liverpool didn't upgrade on him I have no clue or as they say in Scotland "nae cloo"
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>>157460607
soogsx
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women are scum
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>>157460647
He does look like that Ricky Gervais dwarf running up and down
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>Miss me now?
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wiss-ACK
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>>157460679
No
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>>157460672
they DO say that!
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>>157460581
>i've seen her have sex
you've got the wrong girlie

>>157460607
puppiwi
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Isak ain’t that guy blud got the bag and said fuck it. Just waiting for his knee to explode on the pitch
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If one of Liverpool, United or Tottenham are getting relegated this season, who would you pick ?
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Allison and van Dijk just need more time to get used to each other.
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>>157460672
Because they bought him the season before for fucking loads
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>>157460679
no
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alisson washed

terrible positioning
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>>157460675
women ate cum
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>>157460693
Hes somali its in his dna
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>>157460631
nice breasts
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>pace abusing won't take over
>the first goal
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>>157460690
oh right,
you can still find puppiwi leaks ez
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>>157460694
Tottenham probably deserve it the most, but the Liversissy meltdown would be amazing
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>Tuchel in attendance for some reason
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>>157460694
united ez
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>>157460679
>win league
>get sacked only because some washed up winger started crying
Liverpool fans are so ungrateful.
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>>157460733
England manager lad
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damn, why is this game so heated? Newcastle are playing dirty with a chip on their shoulder since they know how fucked their club is
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ngl Pool looks shook
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cam on ngubu pass the fackin ball
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>>157460733
He gets a free ticket from the FA to whatever PL game he wants, can't blame him
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>>157460743
Must only be watching the Newcastle team then
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>>157460736
Theyre as bad as Madrid fans
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>>157460672
>Liverpool
>Spending money

They did that last year, they won't now for another 2
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>>157460754
First time watching football?
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>>157460761
Rio is the next England great
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kerkez has 0 iq
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>>157460754
Liverpool invite this by fielding a team full of sissys.
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iraola wasn't this fat last season was he
nigga looks like an andy burnham lookalike
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>>157460775
I mean even more than usual
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haha liverpool have van dick and jacket as defenders haha
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>>157460784
bit generous
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>>157460784
Is not iq is slow as fuck.
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Into my 8th year of not having sex
don't even feel that bothered anymore
fucking hell
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>>157460790
I thought this when watching the TNT preview yesterday, he looks fat as fuck
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>>157460798
Do the Oirish hate Pikeys as much as everyone else does?
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dubs and l'pool wins it
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>>157460784
You can tell by his facial features
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A €130m winger will surely fix this defense
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I really really really really really really like poo
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>>157460763
>Madrid out of nowhere
rent free tranny
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>>157460804
more
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>>157460784
one of the qualities of a truly great footballer
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everyone get your half time slaaaags ready
we're bringing it back
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Final warning: Slags are off topic.
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>>157460834
ywnbaj
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ocelot faking an injury because he blew it
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>>157460834
uh it's newcastle playing liverpool how could they be more on topic?
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>>157460834
Bender
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Hydration break.
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guaranteed freekick goal
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this nigga wissa looks like omar little
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ref s blind
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For me? It's Wissa
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>>157460806
I'm guessing this guy doesn't top
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>>157460893
kek
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>knox hydrate
?????????????
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i just now learned the draft excluder is called 'the crocodile' in spanish
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sbozo
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>>157460804
they are an absolute scourge to humanity. the niggers of ireland, you cannot relax around them because in their mindset they are ready to fight at any moments notice and would be happy to fight. good luck getting a one on one too even if you won that they have 5 brothers and 20 cousins who have nothing going for them and are just looking for another feud. pathetic people. thankfully their bolox is usually infighting but they are awful and theyre fucking everywhere. completely uneducated, a lot of them cant even read
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hope spurs aren't watching and seeing how shit gakpo is
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pingpong is enragingly bad
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I'llEatSon Pecker
Pingpong
Jérémy JackIt
Virgin van Dyke
Klenkez
Gravenbitch
Slowblowjobzlai
Niggamohawk
Auzwirtz
AckPoo
Alexander Peesack
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Hydration break when?
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>>157460905
one of the refs looks like McNulty too
saw him give a warning to Wissa once, was like a S1 reunion
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Why is Osula limping already again??
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Liverpool are going to win 2-1 and probably win the league too. You can hate and seethe all you want
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>>157460906
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>>157460893
Post your Wissas bros
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>isak you're a cunt
KEK
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>>157460814
>>157460919
good to know
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>Pingpong
>Charliekirkez
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It was Liverpool FC who tapped him up, why aren't the cowardly Geordies going after them?
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Liverpool red card INCOMING
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unreal the refereeing liverpool have going against them
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>>157460935
Im laughing lad thank you
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>>157460961
>mpv shot
post webm la
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frimpong is so shit if he has to do anything other than just run
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Yeah i've seen enough, only Chelsea can compete with Arsenal
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Oh shit Voldemort is warming up
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How the fuck did they end up with Wirtz and Frimpong but not Alonso
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>>157460961
Injured la
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Utterly grim Liverpool side. A bunch of low IQ chimps and the only white guys are negrified or even dumber. And the worst is that the fans actually cheer for that.
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>>157460961
Woltemade needs to work on his body for Prem footie
Looks like a twig
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>>157460990
Xabi "I Love Liverpool more than anything, but I would never ever go back there" Alonso
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This cunt is giving out a card for every foul
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>>157460990
Alonso turned them down
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>>157461004
why is that mic so long
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>>157460957
a few of them died driving the wrong way after terrorising settled people. everyone was ecstatic online kek even lefty faggots. i was surprised because usually they say "you cant tar them all with the same brush" but there seems to have been a shift
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Qt ballgirl just then
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liVARpoo
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>yellow >yellow >yellow >yellow >yellow >yellow >yellow >yellow
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>>157461004
He would be a beast if he had muscle. Not like he needs pace anyway when his strength is dribbling
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>>157461004
fruity ass nigga
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>>157460961
holy shit Epstein posts here
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>Nguboha
This nigga Tranmere tier
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Our keeper is called horny cheque?
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>Ooga N'Gbooga
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They'll lie and say it never happened but Scousers were chanting Xabi Alonso's name last season during matches (plural)
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is it quiet or do they not have crowd mics
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>>157461055
4chan file size limits are retarded
4mb in 2026 is sad
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>>157461058
just the usual St. James Library atmosphere la
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just ate a 4 pack of kinder pinguis out of sheer bordeom
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>>157461058
St. James' Park simply doesn't have great atmosphere (and before they start crying yes it is a very good stadium... for home fans)
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>pisspoor defending allowing a meme goal
>constant giveaways on both sides
>players spilling spaghetti left and right
>deck of yellow cards
you fags told me EPL was so much higher level play than MLS...
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elanga scored 0 (zero) PL goals last season how are liverpool so shitttttttttt
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>>157461058
they make plenty of sound when a former player is on the ball but none for their current crop
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Just don't see what makes Wirtz a £115m player
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>>157461086
hard to see something that just isnt there
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22 minutes left for pool to do something before they all lose their legs.
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>bringing in a new coach during the world cup

hmmm why does this never work
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>>157461075
t. Slippy Fan #1 country
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>>157461086
What do you mean, he's a once in a century talent
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Embarrassing diver
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>>157461099
when i was young it was 60-70% utd but you're right these days
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isak deserves better

#FREEISAK
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More like Florian Worst hahaha
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Darwizzy would have had a hatty by now
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Remember when Wirtz had a 3-match spell of being above-ordinary and the media couldn't tell us about it often enough
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>>157461114
Maybe he should not have been an idiot and stayed at the better team
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>>157461077
Eddie Meme was just dog shit and didn't know he needed Elanga to just run faster than everybody and ping it into the net.
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>Liverpool's midfield gets run through like a knife through butter
>Their solution: Spend 140m on PSG's backup LW and another 60m on Brighton's injured RW
Geniuses run this club.
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>>157461086
Don't forget the VAT, the under the table payment to his father AND the Frimpong signing that had to be done first.
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>>157461114
Isak had better.
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>>157461001
It’s funny because you could describe Manutd the same way, such utterly soulless teams filled with brown mercenaries.
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>>157461131
I mean said midfield are playing against an eredivisie kid and lewis miley atm, not exactly rodri and rice
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Surely there is more than one greedy bastard though
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>>157461131
They hired a, forgive the tautologism, retarded Scottish cuck to run the club.
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>yeah but what about utd tho
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Just a reminder that:
Liverpool spent 150mil on Frimpong and Wirtz
Newcastle 90mil on Woltemade
>>
>>157461086
There was a lot of competition for him between clubs which pushed his price up
>>
>Ow my asshole
>>
bottoman
>>
>>157461163
actual classic
>>
Just saved a webm
>>
Need this Starvin Marvin Somalian to find some shame. Your old fans are laughing their asses off every time you touch the ball because they know you're about to misplace a pass or lose possession. You cost 125m and spent all of last season on the beach "rehabbing".
>>
>>157461163
cockmogs me!
>>
Be a shame if that webm got reported.
>>
>>157461163
she has great wank experience
>>
that was a 10/10
>>
>DIVECASTLE
>DIVECASTLE
>DIVECASTLE
>DIVECASTLE
>DIVECASTLE
>DIVECASTLE
>>
>>157461163
damn she's terrible at that lol
>>
>>157461153
He looks terrible now that he's had work done. His face looks uncanny
>>
Frimpong makes me believe I could be a pro footballer and I'm 35 and overweight. Fuck me sideways.
>>
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Here's where Liverpool's midfielders were at the start of the buildup to Newcastle's goal. Headless Chicken FC.
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>>157461163
that's someone's daughter
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Just love /sp/ort me
>>
>>157461214
you don't know that
>>
>>157461170
>>157461188
>>157461192
I missed it, what was it?
>>
>>157461163
that looks like a terrible handjob kek
>>
File deleted.
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>>157461221
but I do
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Wonder if my wife has given birth yet
>>
>>157461225
>he doesn't use 4chanx
ngmi
>>
What was >>157461163 I wanna know! :(
>>
glad I saved that mp4 before it went down it was well good
>>
I love seeing lewds but you faggots are treating halftime like WC sticky halftime
>>
is it some kind of fetish to post porn to make other lads horny?
>>
>>157461241
>>157461225
women giving a handjob to a guy terribly and getting spunked on and at the same on the right is getting doxxed for being a whore kek
>>
Just mad horny this last week, simply cannot be satiated
>>
cant wait to go to bed after this
>>
It wasn't that bad of a handjob all told, women just can't give them in general
Usually looks like they're driving a stake into a vampire's heart
>>
>>157461245
Maybe Reddit is more your place since you're such a faggot.
>>
>>157461240
i thought 4chanx was dead
the native extension keeps it visible but not playable
>>
>>157461257
Yeah looked on the archive, seen that one before kek
>>
>>157461211
Abysmal.
>>
Can someone else post the webm/mp4 so I can save it?
>>
Is this shit worth watching?
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lads im day 41 of semen retention. please say something nice to me
>>
This will end 1-3 Liverpool. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
>>
This game is decent but when it finishes you WILL have to start mentally preparing for work tomorrow
>>
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>>157461312
love it
>>
Quite the cock on the lad desu
>>
>>157461312
Christ he's got a big willy
>>
>>157461312
Based IP resetter
>>
moar big tits
>>
please stop posting naked women in this thread
>>
I will cry if Kerkez comes back out

>>157461320
Kinda feel sorry for him, probably doesn't get to fuck a lot with a hog that big.
>>
>>157461334
how about naked men?
>>
>>157461312
is this a normal sized cock? feeling a bit anxious bros
>>
>>157461312
qrd who dis?
>>
>>157461272
>i thought 4chanx was dead
It is
Allchan-XT+ is the one to use these days ok
>>
>>157461370
top 1% for girth and length
>>
NOT gay but I do like big cocks, weird that
>>
>>157461383
phew got scared for a second there lad
>>
Whose cock was it
>>
>>157461386
aspirational innit, nothing wrong about it. like going sightseeing.
>>
Based Szoboszlai sprinting all the way back
>>
>Zoomer wearing 67
>>
The Italian Stallion would be useful instead of a 17 year old ngubu
>>
>>157461434
That's dedication anon.
>>
>>157461394
top 1% length myself and can't go balls deep without causing women pain because I hit the cervix

above average girth and length is ideal

only advantage to a monster cock is you can fuck prostitutes on camera for a living which isn't particularly appealing
>>
Is that just the same thing again
>>
Doubt Gary Neville has ever watched porn
>>
can't stop thinking about that mp4
>>
>>157461444
post it then
>>
>>157461453
nice try homo
>>
i have masturbated to that mp4 3 times now
>>
>>157461460
nice try larper
>>
>>157461434
who this?
>>
>>157461464
you're right nobody could possibly have a large penis if they don't post it online
>>
My uncle works for Nintendo and brought me a Switch 3 from Japan but I can't bring it to school or he'll get arrested you see
>>
>Liverpool match
>nobody watches the match, everyone just jerks off to the same webm being posted
Is it always like this?
>>
>>157461488
Based digits
>>
>>157461488
Today it is ok I even told /brit/: I'm posting it at half time. Then I posted it
>>
my uncle is a .01%er with insane girth
>>
>52 mins before we get le temu cut inside man
grim
>>
>>157461504
>cut [...] man
meanwhile we're all talking about an mp4 not showing this
>>
Steward got btfo with that shot
>>
reports of my death were greatly exaggerated
>>
Apologispo
>>
still shit
>>
Damn. Nice goal. 2EZ
>>
gakpoo scores
>>
>>157461504
upgraded to lidl cut inside man
>>
>poocastle
>>
Gakpoo redeemed
>>
Spurs about to pay £145m
>>
GAKPOOOOOO GOALPOOOOO
>>
Incoming Newcastle bottle job
>>
RACHEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAA
>>
fucking always with liverpool
>>
zero energy ITT for that goal kek
wtf
is anyone here even watching the game
>>
if Isak was any good then he would score and it would be poetic irony but he's not good
>>
>>157461547
salut frare
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>>157461550
not unique to them actually
>>
UMBUGUGBUGU
>>
o shit
>>
Liverpool are still shit
>>
lmao awful defending
>>
>>157461552
we're watching that handjob webm
>>
LMAO
>>
>le "score outside the box with a low shot" man
>>
>>157461567
MY SONNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>
Kek what a shit goal
>>
>LIVERSHIT
>>
lmaooooooo

nice defending
>>
lmfao
>>
HOWEVER
>>
WILLOCKINHO!
>>
WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL WHAT A GOAL
>>
grav so shit
>>
getting dribbled on by Missa

unbelievable defending
>>
2 vs 7 counter attack the managed to concede LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
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deary oh dear
>>
Big Six industries are going to get touched this season like they've never been touched before
>>
holy fuark what's wrong with liverpool
>>
riverpoor?
>>
>>157461552
we're watching spirit vs futa grand final
>>
>>157461601
That goal was just class
>>
Premier League is just African speed merchants
>>
Are Newcastle, dare I say it, back?
>>
bros, after that webm I could only see a handjob celebration there, not a shoeshine one...
>>
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What a thread
>>
>SHITTERPOO
>>
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>liverpool
>>
WILLOCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
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>>157461614
no europe, no problem
>>
>>157461614
Oh fuck no they're still losing this
>>
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STOP POSTING PORN ITS THE LORDS DAY
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N'GUMOAH
>>
Hydration break when ????
>>
Jaissle. I wasn’t familiar with your game
>>
>>157461639
>Hydration
you want it posted again mate?
>>
ACK-poo to spuds for 150milly here we go
>>
>>157461637
it's what he would have wanted
>>
wissa is so african it's unreal

dribbles like he's kicking a can
>>
its that ginger twat bellingham slapped
>>
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>go for emergency fapping
>2:1
WTF happened?
>>
>>157461667
Nah he plays for Chelsea now
>>
>>157461662
he's born and raised french
>>
>You now have to sprint off the pitch at full pelt when subbed
We'll still take five minutes for VAR stoppages thoughbeit
>>
Munoz is one ugly guy
>>
>>157461685
love this change desu
>>
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>>
Well at least Liverpool has a well-tested manager for the players to rely on
>>
>>157461637
why'd he make women then
>>
do you think wirtz regrets not just going to buyern?
>>
>>157461698
Shambolic stuff from Liverpool
>>
>>157461698
van Dijk with his 'it's everyone else's fault even though it's clearly mine' gesture as we see 40 times a season
>>
No, Gakpo is still shit
>>
Yoane Wissa, a "30" year old striker is better as a 10 than the 130m record signing Flopian Wirtz (who had his standard Stinker+Hooked contribution for Liverpool).
>>
>>157461698
virg forget to turn his aura on?
>>
>>157461698
wissa mugging them off for a willock blooter, lush

hale end finish
>>
>Missa
>>
>>157461698
I can't believe it
VvD actually went with his arse-showing tactic
>>
Elanga needs to look up
>>
what's the black armband for? still Jota?
>>
>>157461698
Why did no one even try to stop him lol, 6 vs 2 and they let run him the entire half
>>
hows he missed da
>>
There's the Wissa we know so well.
>>
Isak more like usuck amirite
>>
>isACK
>>
>>157461747
kek
>>
>Missa
>>
>>157461754
is he still dead?
>>
>>157461754
For (us) its for King Kev.
>>
>The mild booing for Munoz
Kek
>>
>>157461747
he didn't even shoot
>>
>>157461726
500k pw btw
>>
Alexander Ballsak
>>
Alex is Baldcallister
>>
>Pissak
>>
>>157461776
missed the ball though didnt he
>>
>>157461754
I would LOVE it if they had black armbands
>>
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>
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oh yeah isak plays for liverpool
>>
>izak

LMAOOO
>>
>Jack It comes... off
>>
>>157461698
>Casually waddles through 6 defenders
orbital keks
>>
'Hidden gem' Jacquet hooked early
>>
>>157461698
Le tracking back but never actually tackle
>>
>>157461698
Pool might be the only squad that can challenge United's on fatness/slowness
>>
kekwab
>>
>Kekrez
HOWLING
>>
imagine the noise if they sub off isak lmao
>>
The Classic Kerkez cross to no one
>>
>here comes Kerkez
>>
This Munoz kid has rocks in his boots
>>
Want an Adebayor style celebration from Isak if he scores
>>
>>157461852
and his skull
>>
Munoz is actually good. He'll never respected in Ngubupool sadly. Kinda like Chiesa.
>>
>>157461855
a 2-2 winner against Shitcastle
>>
>Jacob Murphy still plays for Newcastle btw
>>
Once the clocks go back Newcastle will just look like a bunch of floating white stripes
>>
murphy to slap in the 3rd
>>
time to cut your hair sloposlai
>>
>Newcastle are actually decent now
Is Eddie Meme a fraud?
>>
This Bamba fella is a pretty big guy
>>
>>157461881
>Newcastle are actually decent now
There's an alternate theory here
One I suspect most would agree with
>>
>>157461884
let's wait until they play a team other than liverpool first

no, not spurs either.
>>
Another Greek
>>
the mighty liverpoo begging for a pen
>>
>>157461884
for liverpool
>>
number 67!!!
>>
>sandcastle
>>
didn't see a foul there
>>
>>157461881
Don’t worry, all their players will be bought by bigger clubs soon
>>
>Coon Ass
>>
>>157461859
40million for an osasuna tier player
>>
>Games gone
>>
>coom ass
>>
>Be Czech
>Be called Horny Czech
>>
>While Liverpool are missing some chances here...

>Reds legend Mohamed Salah, who left the club on a free transfer this summer, has just scored his first goal for Trabzonspor in the Turkish Super Lig.

>They are drawing 1-1 with Istanbul Basaksehir at half-time.

oh no no no no
>>
skinhead lino calling wissa offside

plenty of room for racism
>>
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>>157461898
>hatzidakis
>>
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>>157461939
>>
Just checking. Is Jota killing his brother still the excuse?
>>
Hall has absolutely raped both shitters they've tried on the right wing today
>>
"Big" Mac Alastair
>>
>>157461957
they aren't doing their applause at 20mins anymore so they must've finally stopped mourning
>>
>>157461884
Like father like son
>>
You just know Isak is absolutely seething inside
>>
>shitsaac
>slopisecondzi
>grabinsnatch
>jerkez
>gayco
>worst
>van shite
>dingdong
>ngubu
etc etc
>>
Liverpool are terrible
>>
Woltemadebros....
>>
fuark wissa
>>
>pissa
>>
Munoz looks decent
>>
Number 67 for liverpool is Coom Ass lol
>>
>>157462001
Iraola had a very slow start at Bournemouth
>>
god I fucking hate players with low socks. There is not a single good player playing with thir socks down
>>
Going in to the year with about 18 players is a bold strategy by Liverpool
>>
wow a newcastle team this is actually attacking in the final 15 minutes when up.

>howe would never
>>
>>157462001
fraid so
>>
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gonna be a long season
>>
Get Salah on
Get Trent on
Get Robbi on
>>
baking the /lug/
>>
hope coomass becomes a regular starter
>>
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE MILLION POUNDS
>>
That Liverpool midfield is dire.
>>
what are you doing wissa
>>
Shitsack
>>
>>157462048
plus VAT
>>
newcastle are blooters only apparently
>>
>>157462048
No refunds pet
>>
is this /lug/?
>>
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cheers
>>
LUG BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>
>Anthony Areola
>>
KWAB
>>
Frimpong is so shit lmao
>>
Frimpong is legit an African Pygmie
>>
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>157462141
Archetypal pact ngubu
>>
oh fuck off
>>
OH NO NO NO NO NO KEK
>>
BENULDY :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
Why didn't Nick "Volt 'em Harder" Woltemade come out?
>>
KINO ALERT
>>
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>>
HELP ME VAR
>>
Salah has now scored more goals for Trabzonspor than Liverpool have this season
>>
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
PLEASE LET ISAK TAKE IT
>>
>Poocastle
>>
fuck off ref
>>
>livarpool
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


CLASSIC POOCASTLE
>>
HOOLY SHIT YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP 90+6 (P)
>>
VAR maybe
>>
>90+5' pen
I should start drinking whenever horseshit like this happens.
By the end of a European season my liver would be mush.
>>
The five minutes are up, fuck this refball
>>
>sub defender on
>takes the weakest header possible
>gifting it to opponent
>>
ERA
>>
absolute state
>>
Thats not a penalty, he triped over himself
>>
What a tard
>>
No era desu
>>
E R A
>>
Liver(p)ool
>>
+5 was absolute bullshit
>>
clear penalty
what a retard


shameless german coach and staff denying the obvioud
>>
>+5+1
>PEN
LiVARpoo
>>
OF FUCKING CORUSE
>>
stonewall
>>
VM carrying these shitters, let him take the pen n1g33r
>>
ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK ISAK
>>
8 yellows this match wtf
>>
Livarpool are never beating the allegations
>>
>>157462183
Sure, but it's a clear penalty.
>>
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same old newcastle
>>
KWAB
>>
If they had balls they would have let Isak take it
>>
>oldcastle
>>
>pen after extra time
>>
>>157462222
Wrong, he fell over on his own
>>
THE MOST EXCITING LEAGUE IN THE WORLD
>>
>5 minutes added on
>90+8
every fucking time
>>
Top pen that
>>
classic newcastle
classic liverpool
>>
Rigged af
>>
>>157462233
but they have balls, otherwise how could they play?
>>
>Liverpoop
>equalising on a penalty in stoppage time
tale as old as time
>>
LiVARpoo never ever beating the allegations
>>
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jover
>>
always trust white people with penalties. what a shot
>>
Liverpool should have had a penalty earlier too. Would have been 2-3
>>
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>90'+9 (P)
>>
If ever a match summed up Kevin Keegan's Newcastle, it was that

Absolute bottlejob
>>
>Poocastle
>>
Isak should have taken it.
>>
>liverpool is now (almost) a next victim of an undercard team
>>
Custody of Keegan's ashes shared
>>
What a dumbass pen to give away
>>
>>157462233
Ballsak has no balls
Just a pure empty bawbag
>>
>5 min extra time
>+9 (P)
>>
>Liverpool can only score via diving and riging
Grimst
>>
>>157462247
You'd rather time wasters get rewarded?
>>
fuck you newcastle. fucking worse than 2 year ago. why is it always against liverpool
>>
Of course
>>
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>>
The league can't upset their Malaysian customer base, they'd lose earnings. So they play as long as it takes until the cartel team equalizes. Simple as.
>>
>>157462305
What a diving baby
>>
>>157462305
big baby
>>
>>157462331
Unfortunately wasn't a dive, Hall left his leg hanging
>>
Love the seethe in here
>>
>>157462348
Not enough to make him fall over like that, obvious dive
>>
That's absolutely No Era, wtf. Rigged?
>>
>>157462289
It was the time that took kuntakinte to gtfo out of the pitch desu
>>
>implying newcastle were playing with any respect or dignity
KWAB
>>157462274
that would have been absolute kino
>>
Anyone who thinks it was a clear penalty is a troll
>>
>>157462348
He just stops running and leans to fall over
>>
>>157462305
clear penalty this
>>
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>>157462305
state of it
>>
>>157462514
Did you last watch football in the 80s or something?



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