PREMIER LEAGUE OPENING WEEKEND FIXTURES:>Friday 21st August20:00: Arsenal 3-0 Coventry City (Sky Sports)>Saturday 22nd August12:30: Hull City 2-0 Manchester United (TNT Sports)15:00: Everton 2-0 Crystal Palace15:00: Ipswich Town 2-1 Sunderland15:00: Nottingham Forest 0-1 Leeds United17:30: Brentford 3-0 Tottenham Hotspur (Sky Sports)>Sunday 23rd August14:00: Brighton & Hove Albion 4-0 Aston Villa (Sky Sports)14:00: Manchester City 2-1 AFC Bournemouth (Sky Sports)16:30: Newcastle United 2-2 Liverpool (Sky Sports)>Monday 24th August20:00: Fulham v Chelsea (Sky Sports)
>big clubs can't win>City wonhuh?
I can't have another season of throwing away every single lead in the 90th minute bros
I have seen enough to make my accurate predication for the final table 1.Arsenal2.City3.Chelsea4.Brighton5.Brentford
>>157462571he said big clubs
>>157462590Newcastle WILL set the record for most points dropped from a winning position and you WILL like it.
will TBoelhz BTFO Tiny Bakan tomorrow?
>>157462556where did it all go wrong?
Gakpo still getting scapegoated for scoring a goal
>>157462616But they did that last year
>>157462599>Arsenal think they're Billy Big Boots because they're on the same number of points as Ipswich Town and Hull
Kuwaiti, Dave and Slovtroony all fucked off at the same time
>>157462640He desperately wanted the attention. Paid a pretty big price for it.
I've seen enough Slot has to go
>>157462640when he had gay sex with HIM
My best friend Diogo Jota died in a car accident. He's dead and gone. Jota was an Earth Rocker.
Now he's sticking toy cars up Cathy Fergusons arse in Hell.
>>157462644It will happen again
>it keeps happening
missing the finker x
>>157462747If it does then it goes further than the management.
Liverpool looked absolutely horrid, I guess its between Arsenal and City then?
>>157462815CIty didn't look much better. The goal at the end, 3 headed chances and that was it.
>>157462823Bournemouth rolled over for them too when they decided to park it for 60 minute up 1-0
A fantastic result for us yesterday, especially given that we were missing a few first-team players and haven't finished our transfer business. I just hope we can take the good start into next week's game at Coventry, given the importance of denying them points. We drew 0-0 with them twice last season, and I'd take that again in all honesty.
>no, see, winning the game actually means they're badYou'll be coping and seething for months saying that City are shit and they'll lose any day now and when they have the League Cup won, in the semi-final of FA Cup and CL and 1st in the league by 12 points you'll keep saying they're shit and play bad.
heard pgmol had to bail out full strength pool against the shell of newcastle b
>Harry Kane has been voted Germany's footballer of the year for 2026, becoming the first Englishman to win the award.
>>157463057>you can't criticise a team for winningBaffling post.
>Man Utd>humiliated by relegation favourites Hull>Tottenham>bullied by Brentford>City>losing until the last few minutes at home against Iraolaless Bournemouth>Liverpool>absolutely robbed a decimated Newcastle with a 96th minute penalty>Just batshit Chelsea left to play with their 40 year old England stars and Strasbourg NgubusThis is what they can come up with after they raid the other decent clubs in the league for anyone of value. They move for big money and then play worse, in a supposedly better team, than they did at their old clubs.Is this it?Are these Arsenal's contenders?Is this the title race we have this season?Is this the power of the so called 'big 6'?
>>157463324Beating Coventry doesn't make you a title contender
What did Slot and does Iraola see in Ngumoha. He's not very good
>>157463346Maybe Arsenal are dogshit too, we'll find out in due course. They haven't had a challenge yet but all the other big spenders have been embarrassing.Imagine what other clubs could achieve if they didn't have to sell their key players.
>>157463240was trying to think of who else could have been in contention in the past, guess it was only keegan and maybe bellingham or sancho but they were up against lewadowski and such.i looked up the list of winners and apparently the winner can either be a german playing anywhere or a foreigner playing in germany, so kroos got one with madrid when sancho was goodguess not many english have played in germany
focking Rooney open his fat mouth again
>>157463375oh forgot about hargreaves too, he was alright
>>157463346But losing to Hull does (Scholes et al said United would win the league)?>>157463383He's a paid pundit by the BBC. So he has to push out some shite every so often in between him turning up to Brent's youtube channel et al.
>>157463383For United to be feared, they actually have to be a threat. They were nothing of the sort against Hull.
>newcastlel
>>157463375Sepp Maier won the years that Keegan was GOATing it up.
Balde to United here we go! £45m.
>>157463487yeah he won 2 and berti vogts won the other, when keegan was in germany i mean.thing i've learned is that there have been very few englishmen in the bundesliga, but i guess that makes sense
>>157463564>there have been very few englishmen in the bundesligaThere have been some, not many sure, but some. Most are just crap. Keegan, Sancho (at least there), Bellingham, Kane, Woodcock and Watson are probably the best who've played there (in no particular order).
>Manchester United would have to make Lewis Hall the most expensive left-back in history to persuade Newcastle United to sell him this month. Hall remains United’s primary target for the position despite them assessing a number of alternatives, and the 21-year-old is interested in the move to Old Trafford. Newcastle head coach Matthias Jaissle does not want to lose Hall, and the club have indicated they are not looking to sell. Newcastle’s position is so firm that United would need to break the world transfer record for a left-back just to make the Magpies seriously consider an agreement. That record is currently the £68 million fee Bayern Munich paid Real Madrid for Lucas Hernandez in July 2019. United are prepared to test Newcastle’s resolve with just over a week of the window remaining, but a bid of approximately £70 million is unlikely from the Old Trafford club. A formal approach for Hall in the coming days is a possibility, as United continue to explore every option.Lewis Hall for £70m, need it or keep it? (I never understood this saying but I'm not a 14 year old changing consumer habit on ticktock).
>Manchester United have watched Bournemouth's 24-year-old French left-back Adrien Truffert domestically as part of their search for a new left-backBetter than Shaw?
>>157463621yeah you're right. found a list (from 2023), few names recently i don't even remember going to germany. probably just loans or whateveradd quansah to that list i guess and probably one or two others
>>157462640when he never grew up past like 22, dude never became an adult until it was too late
>A verbal agreement has been reached between Tottenham and Man City to sign Omar Marmoush. The deal is for an initial loan with a buy clause that becomes mandatory at £50m under certain conditions.I know he's cheap to cuck Frankfurt but a loan with obligation under certain conditions? Chances he actually meets those conditions?
>Tottenham Hotspur are reportedly attempting to intervene in Aston Villa's move to sign Nicolas Jackson, and have made what was described as 'direct contact' over a deal for the Chelsea forward before the transfer window closes on September 1. It is reported that Chelsea are looking to receive approximately £65m for Jackson. It is also claimed that the north London outfit are keen to understand the conditions required to complete a deal before they make another significant purchase.Ah that explains the loan deal. Right.
>>157463676Truffert is miles better than Shaw
>>157463787Then why the fuck aren't United going for him? His MV is about £25m, so add in PL + Rival tax + United tax and that's about £45m-£50m. Balde doesn't want to leave Barca.
>>157463771>Chances he actually meets those conditions?100%
>>157463676Systembabby, will perform shit at United
>>157462665Arsenal C team will beat Shitterpool any day of the week.>>157463346Beating your opponent decisively and absolutely dominating them to the point which they can only have 1 shot on target is how champions do business,... unlike whatever insignificant team that you support.
>>157463888Brighton confirmed to win the league so
>>157463888>the seething Swedish Arsenal plastic at it again
>>157463933coming in to grandstand over beating Coventry at home no less. at least Arsenal fans know they are a heel fanbase
>>157463933190 on his VPN doing a gimmick at it again*
Brighton are top of the league btw.
>>157463786>Tottenham basically buying a new starting eleven filled with overpriced lower midtable shittersit’s the same problem they have right now with even less team chemistry, could have given me the 300 million instead.
>>157464056
>>157464097hey :(
>>157463990>everyone not on a UK IP is 190Your gimmick is fucking boring.
People forget United's best CB are out injured. When they're back we'll be winning games with ease. Meanwhile nobody else has any excuses to not win games as they don't have injuries to key positions. Spurs, maybe, but they've spent £400m.
>>157463907Brighton have a higher chance of winning the league than Shitterpool, yes>>157463933>>157463966I love how you subhumans still running on "but it was against a championship side", even after seeing how your precious Manure getting fucked by another championship side.It's like you guys lock on a narrative, and stay with it even if it makes you sound retarded.
>>157464124
>>157464130Who even is "190"?
>>157464130nta but don't you remember him pretending to be a dutch city fan when they won the treble? don't you find it odd a random 'swedish' arsenal fan suddenly turns up in this thread?as for it being '190' how many times do you see uk flags spelling yank words? there are objectively people using vpns. if you want to pretend people don't make 4chan their life then fine.
>>157464179he doesn't exist. don't ask again.
>>157464202you're either right, or he's you. there's no in-between.
>>157464236does he still use that bacardi geezer trip, haven't seen him around
>>157464194No because there is an identifiable Swedish Arsenal fanatic who has been posting in their general for years. Not everyone is your boogeyman.
>>157464132Holy shit you're absolutely fucking raging. I support Hull so I couldn't give a fuck about United being embarrassed by >us.
>>157464194No, I don't find things like that odd. You have genuine brainrot.
do British people watch ted lasso?
>>157464637it's on apple tv so no
>>157464637I watched some of the first episode but it was obviously marketed towards american humour so someone made a joke about brits drinking tea and similar stuff I can't remember that I'm sure yanks found hilarious but it felt like more of a cringe watch from this side
>>157464791well that is the whole premise, clueless american abroad in england. first season actually wasn't that bad then it became really stupid
>>157464846It was always really stupid. It's based on a fucking tv commercial. Also very reddit.
>>157460849now this will go over a lot of heads
>>157464901it was for a brief moment in time significantly less stupid but now it is really stupidstill had my girl keeley hazell so that was a positive
>>157462556WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>157463786wtf is wrong with tottingham
>>157462556>its like april and phil margera had a kid
>>157464985sounds unfathomably grim
>Neville sucking off Newcastle's performanceFucking lol. They were average at best, they're lucky Liverpool couldn't finish a Sunday dinner. They'll finish somewhere between 13th-16th
>>157465060Matthew 27:25
>>157465261Liverpool were absolute shit.
>>157465261Neville was nearly crying because Liverpool were fucking dogshit.
>>157465270And yet Newcastle only had 2 chances>>157465276Hahaha what
>>157465294>And yet Newcastle only had 2 chancesThat doesn't mean Liverpool weren't shit. Szoboszlai & Gravenberch might as well have been in North Shields, they were that irrelevant in the midfield. Isak is a weakminded coward who could have shut Newcastle fans up with that penalty, but didn't even attempt to take it. Both goals Liverpool conceded were from players not being arsed to chase after the Newcastle players when they were on a counter attack. You can't spin that display as Liverpool only failing because they couldn't finish.
>Played like shit in the shield against Arsenal>City looked much better after he got injured today116 million for this lad?
>>157465261>they're lucky Liverpool couldn't finish a Sunday dinnerThey should buy a £130m striker
>>157465383>Tonali>played like shit>Bruno G>injured>Anderson>played like shit and got injuredIt's not looking good for Rodgers, get ready Lelsea
>>157465383Played out of position against ArsenalWas one of City's better players todayPeople really want to hate this lad and it makes no sense.
What we saying about the new logo
>>157463888Wait... Arsenal let a relegation tier side have ONE shot on target? hahahahahahaha couldn't be >us. Imagine your goalkeeper having to make a save KEK.Never talk about being a title contender again.
>>157462556I saw this madlad a few weeks ago in Wakefield, RI at a local pot club. He was really fucked up.
>>157465738It's a no from me
>>157465779Stop playing into the mong's hands.
>>157465791Good cause it's fake anyway
>>157465738I don't think they need a picture of cherries and then to also say the cherries in text. we get it.this is better.
>>157462640>congrats on your wife’s pussyhe never recovered
isak is absolutely rattled
big 6 my arse
>>157466041big 2 of the championship next season
I want to strangle United Strand with his own hair
I actually gotta feel bad for Emery with the accolades he has he's being disrespected. Watkins is a pussy for not calling directly that he didn't want to play today instead told his agent to call Unai. Its total cowardice. You can tell from that post game interview he's getting frustrated because of the disrespect. If the fans want him gone go ahead you'll never have someone like him ever again. They've reached the top already
>>157466156afraid not lad>15. Palace>16. Forest>17. Fulham------------------------->18. Ipswich>19. Coventry>20. Hull
>>157462640Isn't he doing alright right now?
Just got home from the match
Wirtz is the most casual player ever, he just jogs around half-heartedly without a care in the world, he's really fragile too. If this guy has the right players around him and in the right team he'd be great but he looks so out of place in Liverpool.
Im thinking pool fans start having the same feeling to wirtz to what i felt about sancho
Where in England do you find roses like these
why did city agree with loan with buy clause for marmoush?
>>157466842it was a baffling move even at the time
>1st GW and already a monday fixturewhy oh why
>>157465077I FEEL LIKE IM BAM
>>157468052There's one next week too.
Noticed how Davinder disappeared after the Gobble video dropped
will Morgan start?
I'm so excited to watch Chelsea this year
Villa will finish 15th-16th if they’re lucky, their squad is genuinely awful
morning all Spurs are going down
ohhhh death ohhhhhhhhh deathhhhspare me for another yearrrrtransfer window is closing in 1 week, will united get a new LB in time?
>>157467525Surrey and SloaneThey're cunts
>>157469194Wtf are they doing
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>157469194I know it's difficult for you to admit but Brighton were actually really good. Villa were lucky Brighton have another game this week and took it easy in the second half so there weren't more goals.
https://x.com/thfcuntitled/status/2091463996943507601>spuds turning down 50m offer for him
>Manchester United confirmed today that the club’s 2025–26 season officially ended not with a whimper, but with what internal documents are calling a “low-speed, high-impact managerial collision.”>Michael Carrick was “behind the wheel at Manchester United” when the club allegedly veered off course, clipped every tactical curb available, and ultimately crashed straight through the relegation barrier on the final day of the season.>Club sources insist there was no single moment of failure. Instead, investigators describe a familiar chain of events:>Early optimism during pre-season (“The engine sounds good”)>A worrying rattle by October (“We just need more control in midfield”)>Complete brake failure by February (“We trust the process”)>And finally, on 24 May 2026, a full-on impact with reality.>The crash occurred after United surrendered a 2–0 lead while attempting a bold tactical maneuver known internally as “Passing Sideways Until Something Happens.” Something did happen. It was relegation.>Witnesses say Carrick remained calm throughout, hands firmly on the wheel, staring thoughtfully into the middle distance as the warning lights flashed:>DEFENSIVE STRUCTURE: OFF>GOAL DIFFERENCE: CRITICAL>AURA: LOST>In a post-match statement, Carrick reportedly said:>“I take responsibility. The lads gave everything. Unfortunately, the steering was vague, the midfield gearbox jammed, and we seem to have driven directly into the Championship.”>The club has since launched a “full review,” which includes checking the mirrors, consulting the satnav, and asking Sir Alex Ferguson where things went wrong—again.>Fans have responded with a mixture of disbelief, gallows humor, and renewed interest in midweek trips to Rotherham.>Manchester United expect to bounce back, noting that while this was a crash, it was technically a rebuildable one—assuming the club can find a new driver, a new map, and possibly an entirely different vehicle.
>>157469311Well yeah Brighton were good but I don't think he's saying otherwise, just that Villa were (also) horrendous
is it too soon for chelsea to do a title charge
>>157469311>please give Brighton respect!!!This is why no-one likes you.
>>157469194>>157469394Villa are winning against arsenal next week. Screencap this
Is the current generation of forward players the worst there's ever been in the modern era?
>>157469524And here comes the other Brighton-supporting spastic with another delusional take.
>>157469538It is a well documented fact that I have the most objectively correct opinion in this general.
>James Maddison needed checks on knock sustained in Tottenham's defeat to Brentford. The 29yo fell awkwardly on shoulder after coming on as he stepped up comeback. Hopes he'll be involved at weekend vs #NUFC
>lose to Hull>import infinity niggers Guess the club
What is the link between being a /mug/sissy and constantly masturbating to troons?
>>157469824Think that says more about yourself m8.
>>157469591soft baby, must be gently cared for and handled only with lambswool gloves
>Randomly remember Lestah are in league one>Russell Martin is their manager>They just lost at home to Burton AlbionKinell
>>157469889But Russell Martin won, didn't you see the stats?Funniest part is Dave Challinor, a man who has never failed to reach the play-offs in a full season at ANY club he's managed, was available after he left Stockport. And yet the Leicester board appointed the biggest managerial fraud in history instead. Even Roberto Martinez is not as fraudulent as Russell Martin is.
>>157469833>identifies self as a sissy >n-no uYWNBAW
>>157470052Keep on wanking off to ladyboys.
>open thread>sissy troony blah blah blahyou can shut the fuck up now, the season has started
>>157470137It's not even funny. It's just sad.
>>157469766Was Ledley King really that good? I remember watching him play and I never really thought he was that spectacular.A lot of it feels like he's been giving mythological status based on his fucked knees and the media lauding him all of the time (which counts for nothing in the real world btw).
>>157462556looking good bam!
>>157470293Feeling good Louis!
>>157465738if you have eight drinks and squint it looks like ajax
>>157469800Wogchester United?
>>157470137Fuck off back to la liga you spacker go cry about perez and vini over there you fat queeror go to /ars/ it's filled with immigrants
>>157470320He's right though.
>>157470320Spanish Anon is completely spot on, take your mental illness to another board.
>>157470320>implying I’m Spanishfuck off you sad spammer
>>157469983Is him wearing that brace just a gimmick or did he actually hurt something? Because he jumps around so much that I'm pretty sure if it was a legit injury he shouldn't. Also he said all his equipment got stolen in USA.
>>157470292ledley king was fucking woeful>>157470320complete yd meltdown
>>157470340You can fuck off with your gimmick shite as well. All of you gimmickposters are fucking spastics.
>>157469538I mean to be fair, he's probably right. Villa beat Arsenal last year, Arsenal's best players are injured or tired, new signings are injured and they STILL don't have a proper striker. Despite the Coventry game they only scored three due to two GK mistakes, Suzuki/Martinez won't make those and Kamara is a great midfielder (dunno if Manzambi is back). Brighton were at home and shocked Villa so Good Ebeneing will batter Arsenal and we'll all be going on about how 'it's anybody's title this season'.
didn't know the fags in /epl/ loved immigrants so much, must be arsenal refugees
Will never forgive City for this
top kek
>>157470346This is the same vein of prediction as "Coventry will batter Arsenal so the PL can market the league better". Villa have been dismantled and were atrocious at the weekend.
My choices of names if I ever have any children (which don’t come from family members):boys>Dennis>Nathaniel >Siegfried Girls>Josephine >Elizabeth >Constance
>>157470359The reason why it's the worst result of the weekend is because you know Spurs won't improve United, Liverpool and Villa you'd expect to grow in quality
How do we fix Man Utd..
>>157470358Must be a reason why clubs keep giving up on him. Barcelona, Porto, now City have all let him go without a fight.
>>157470367get Pogba back
>>157470366Spurs didn't lose to a newly promoted team who everyone tipped to be worse than Derby.
>>157470368He had a release clause at Porto at least
kek emery really mindraped aw didnt he
>>157470359dated a girl with a harry badger
Everton went 11 and a half hours, with 54 fouls on their players, without any opponent receiving a yellow card
>>157470361Yeah but this is at home, against the champions, where everybody plays better to beat them and they'll want to get one over them signing Konsa.
>>1574703424chan is your ENTIRE life.
>>157470362I knew a gal who named her son Nate which I said "short for nathaniel" she said no I said "short for nathan" she said no.
>>157470387she's done you
all last week we had 'arsenal will lose to coventry' posts and those very same semite slugs are starting to slime back out of the skirting boards zero shame about them they are utterly shameless
>the failed stand up is workshopping againDid The Second City reject you?
>>157470367If you want an unironic non-meme answer. Onana (the midfielder, not the GK) and Truffert. Yes the former is injured but he is exactly what United need in that midfield. Onana is one of those really underrated midfielders, much like William Carvalho was.
>>157470399Nate story is 100% true you just can't make that stuff up
>>157470394warra trophy for the assna
>>157470385Nope. Apparently wanting a thread where people don't act like unfunny mongs desperate for attention is impossible.
Meedja hates us
>>157470394>all last week we had 'arsenal will lose to coventry' postsHow's life living with schizophrenia?
>>157470409This doesn't work when Arsenal actually have won trophies.>>157470413To be fair, he's right. There was.
>>157470410I think you would enjoy the threads more if everything wasn't going over your head
>To be fair, he's (I'm) right.kek
>>157470420>trophies>pluralgooners are getting ahead of themselves
It wasn't even that far back, it was last thread we saw that sort of bizarre prediction
>>157470427sent that zone two cunt flying
>>157470424it's true >>157469524 had even gone as far as saying they wouldn't score
>>157470422You're still smarting over The Second City rejection letter then.
>>157470432I find improv to be childish anyway, the real killers just need a mic and their wits
>>157470427Huh? They have won more than one trophy in their history, anon.
>>157470427they've won two trophies in the past 4 months
>>157470427>Title>Community ShieldThat's two trophies, so plural.>b-b-b-butWell Pep said it was a trophy and so did the media so....
>>157470427kek bodied the insecure black arsenal fans
>>157470411Glad Simon's being honest about it. Meanwhile the rest of the footballing world has circled their wagons around Brentford apparently being the best team in the world so how can tiny widdle Spurs who famously don't spend (like Liverpool) even compete?
bodied by an Indianyou just got bodied by an Indian bodied by an Innnndianyou just got bodied by an Indian
>>157470446they really do like a wail don't they
>>157470447shame there's no wall in their country
>>157470451ok
No talk of protests for the Yiddos
new seasonnew threadsame worries
I didn't even care about Second City anyway I just applied for a lark
>>157470464shut the FUCK up
>>157464917kek I just got it
>>157470463Literally one match in, fucking hell.
At what stage will we see a sky 6 club purchase one of the other 14 clubs in its entirety? Just to get them out of the way.
>>157470479? Where were you when chelsea bought brighton? They didn't stop at players btw, they even bought the administrative staff
>>157470441Arteta, log off and get back to your job changing lightbulbs or whatever, you bum
>>157470477if he's that smart why was he ted dibiases slave
>>157470524everybody's got a price
>>157470533waheyyyy
>You're getting mauled by the tigers!>You're getting stung by the bees!>You're getting heem'd by the Brighton Hove & Albions!What's their problem?
>Leeds second offer for Mykhailo Mudryk has been rejected and Chelsea is no longer considering Leeds as an option. Multiple clubs in Europe and Premier League are interested, including Strasbourg and Brentford.
>You're getting trooned by the trannies!>You're getting groomed by the dilateds!>You're getting transitioned by the Transchesters!We Høngry
>>157470445The media protection of Tottenham is insane. I still don't understand where this meme that they don't spend money or don't pay monstrous wages comes from because it's never been true.
>Only GW1>People already panicking Logically speaking at what week should the real panicking start?
>>157470772Around MW19. If it's Tottenham MW1 because they're shite and always will be.
>>1574707724/5 is enough to see real patterns emerging imoMedia will slate the club and say they've acted rashly. Doesn't matter. A pre-season and a month of games can be enough to see you're on the wrong path.
>>157465738Looks like brand of cherryaid
>>157469766Based
>>157470772January
>one of the cops killed by Irish gyppos in Middlesborough was a cousin of based Brian Cloughdamn, F
Why are City twerking for Enzo Fernandez so hard? I've never seen a club try to be so hateable.
Why are Arsenal supporters so sensitive lmaoCool your jets g
>>157470960Because Maresca is a shit manager who can't adapt to players he isn't used to. Completely one-dimensional.
>>157470772realistically after 10 games including cups if most of the first team players are starting but the way teams like United or Tottenham played you just know they are in some deep shit.
Which one was the worse transfer?
>>157471079not enough talk about two of the worst EVER transfers in the premiership era.
>>157471121It's genuinely just because they were signed by Liverpool Chelsea and City make so many signings that they can have unmentioned flops because people forget about them. Liverpool don't make that many signings but the media is scared of being honest about them
>>157471167No, it's because they were some of the biggest signings in the PL and both are first team players and both were expected to put Liverpool back on the map, and both have been extremely poor and not worth it. It's about these two being crap, not about Liverpool, the club doesn't matter.
Who remembers
>>157471167Chelsea made Kepa Arrizabalaga the most expensive goalkeeper of all-time, and the only thing of note he did whilst he was there was refused to get subbed off during a cup final. Yet basically no-one ever mentions it. It's actually insane how they manage to get away with wasting so much money without facing any meaningful criticism.
>>157471186You're such a fucking mong that you're making an entirely different and also wrong point The media does not talk about them being flops because they are Liverpool signings FACT
>>157471405They are being talked about as potential flops now though. Their protection is gone.
reckon isak will come good as much as i wish that weren't the casewirtz i cannot see ever working at liverpool
Nico Gonzalez to Newcastle United. Here We Go.
toonchads we are SO back
>>157471745>OSC Bangladeshlel
>>157471745who?
I’m just happy the footy is back
>>157471228i member
>>157471745lelguehi cdm isnt really viable long term if bouabe is shit/injured
>>157471919They'll regret this deal. It's Cole Palmer tier retardation.
>>157471079Has to be Isak, not only for his Liverpool performances but the manner of the transfer. Wirtz has been just as dire, but at least he didn't hold Leverkusen hostage for months and fuck off with mere days left of the transfer window for them to get a replacement.
>>157470772What a funny cat and a nice cock too
>>157463692HOWEVER
Will fulham beat Chelsea today? They've been able to win once each of the last 2 seasons
>city have agreed personal terms with gakpo Tottensnub AGAIN
>>157472060LOL what the fuck, where did that come from
>>157472030Very likely
>>157472030Los Blancos will dominate
>Gakpo leaves>A year later all the freaks that were scapegoating gag for him like they do for Diaz
>>157472249Always rated him la
>>157471228Member
>Chelsea lost 8 of 11 Premier League games since March, the worst record of any non-relegated side
>>157471289Once we reached the period of diminishing returns it was just flop after flop so none of them ever get mentioned anymore.
>>157472434Earlier there was a daft 'news' story about a Chelsea player's missus being scared of a squirrel and I'd literally never heard of the player in my life, Pep Chavarria
>>157472339>Sheffeld MP Irvine Patnick revealed that in one shameful episode, a gang of Liverpool fans noticed that the blouse of a girl trampled to death had risen above her breasts>As a policeman strug gled in vain to revive her, the mob jeered: "Throw her up here and we will fuck her."Did they really make it all up?
>>157469455Nobody likes me here because I'm the only one who attends matches and because my team is top of the league
>>157472529I think its because Brighton is a gay lefty city for bumders. But i like your pics of match days
>>157472550>"gay lefty bumders"Is and isn't really, a lot of that is contained to certain areas. I think I'd rather live in a city with prominent gayness than other prominent "marginalised groups". It is a bit champagne socialist but it's nice being in a place I don't really have to worry about street crime or no go areas. Also nice having the sea nearby, great place to bring up a family.>"I like your pics from match days"Cheers anon, my little girl is going with me for the first time this season.
Watch out lads, he's a Brighton fan. Arses against the wall!
>>157472646Weirdly the club have been trying to embrace the city's gayness as part of the DEI and community outreach stuff locally without much effect. The gay women go to the women's matches in Crawley but there's not much traction with the main team.So much so there's a local non league side that the LGBT community go to support instead of BHA. >pic related At Brighton it's mostly old blokes, families, all the classic fan demographic of lads on the booze and then a whole load of Japanese tourists mostly young women.
>>157472708>a whole load of Japanese tourists mostly young women.Based. How's my boy Mitoma doing
>>157472719Injuries on and off, apparently it's a recurring back issue. I think he'll come into more of a central position this season of that carries on. One of the biggest positive changes at the club in the last few years is developing the medical and conditioning team. He'll come back strong.
>>157472446>Probably just some young lad from the youth team>He's 28I'm not sure what's happening at Chelsea anymore. It was like when Todd spent £2bn on players I had never heard of. Even now I wouldn't know their names or what they look like.
>>157472831Various money laundering and embezzlement schemes, they are now fire selling all their assets
legal battle over a strong tacklewhat a fanny
https://youtu.be/nQcJStZzYXU?t=209
Palmer stocks are rising rapidly
*yellow card for diving alert* for Calvin Bassey
>Manchester City have entered the race to sign Liverpool and Netherlands forward Cody Gakpo, 27, with Tottenham also still working on a deal
>, externalManchester United are confident of persuading Arsenal to sell England's Myles Lewis-Skelly, 19, although the asking price of more than £50m remains a sticking point in a deal for the player who can play left-back and midfield. In this market he's worth at least £70m. Arsenal would be retarded to accept £50m without like 40% sell on.
>>157474412Would be a very good signing for them. The exact profile of player they need, a total roid manlet bruiser
>>157474412Can't see a chance he moves unless it is for £70m+, English tax as well
>>157474429English tax, home grown tax, international tax, rival tax, premier league proven tax, premier league player tax. If Baleba is £70m then MLS is £70m, minimum. But Arsenal would be retarded to sell a utility player. But then again... It's Arsenal, who are one of the worst sellers in the league.
It's remarkable how Chelsea still look 3 signings away from competing
>>157474412How are they so unbelievably shit at selling players? Even if he's not for sale, how is the rumoured price so small?
>>157473463>strong tackleStop being a spastic, Liversimp.
>>157474477United have a strong media presence that allows them to control the narrative. You say it's £50m and that's what people think. It was £70m a few weeks ago iirc.
Chelsea sign a GK and they'll unironically win the league. Rogers a steal for £117m, goal on debut. Lacroix gets an assist, strong performance. Palmer back to his GOAT self. With one game a week, we'll be challenging easily and will win it if we replace Shitchez.
>>157472529> I'm the only one who attends matches and because my team is top of the leagueNo, it's because you're an obnoxious deluded cunt. You've lost your special "look at me I attend PL matches!!!" badge by the way. Mauled was at the Hull City match on Saturday.
>>157474521What a saddo you are
>>157474540Keep on posting pictures of your daughter on 4chan like a responsible dad should be doing. Fucking clown.
>>157474547I’m not the Brighton fan. You’re just acting like a cunt.
>>157474553The bloke's a cunt and should be called out for being a cunt. Nothing special about attending football matches yet he thinks there is.
Hang on is that Xabi Alonso at Chelsea? How many times are Liverpool going to let Chelsea have free use of their players and managers?
Chelsea should go and buy Trubin or Kobel and win the league.
>>157474509It's not like United are the ones setting the price of all their other sales though.
>>157474580No which is why I said they are retarded, but in this particular case, United are pushing this number. It's been like it for weeks.
>>157474559What a sad little life jane
>>157474604Keep on defending a creep who posts his kids on here, censored or otherwise.
thought i was on /brit/ for a second.
>>157474618>>157474559Never seen someone get this assblasted over someone attending matchdays before
>>157474630He thinks he's special for posting on 4chan and also attending PL matches, that's the entire problem. He isn't because others do it.
>>157474643Why are you so upset bro
>>157474647Because the bloke's a cunt, already made myself clear in that regard.
>>157474643/sp/ is pretty lucky they have so many posters that their local team is a premier team, there is only 20 in the country yet all these posters live near them
>>157474653bit ironic you saying that, fitty.
>>157474653>Irish flag talking about "local team" supportersAbsolute jej, you've been rattled about that for years.
>>157474667Not sure what you mean friend, you don't think it's lucky?
>>157474672well at least you've accepted being a wallet and don't even pretend you're somehow connected to a club in another league in another country.
>>157474689Youve lost me now friend
bizarre cope.
Not long now fellas
>>157474653Where else would supporters of PL teams post? You fucking dumb plastic.
>>157472632Pretty sure sex crimes and rapes by new brits are pretty common there. Good luck with raising a child there
>>157474800I don't know, I didn't know pl supporters specifically searched out /sp/ for discussion, makes sense I guess why the percentage of pl fans is so high compared to all the other clubs on this website
>>15747465325,000 people go to watch Hull and Brighton and Palace and Fulham every week, is it that surprising that one or two fans of each might be on here? lol
Might as well weigh in here. The reason most don't like the Brightonfag is because he's a bit like an Arsenal fan. He's built up in his own mind how everyone is against the club and he's rocking the established apple cart. If they win he gloats worse than a United customer and if they lose he scurries off faster than a United customer.He's two of the worst fanbases personified without his club having any real history to back it up.Mauled on the other hand is a good lad who's level headed, takes the rough with the smooth, and you could have a pint with.Edit: I'm not Mauled.
>>157472632based chocoholic on the leftshould've taken her to see the mighty tigers instead though
Might as well write an essay here explaining why I'm NOT butthurt
>>157474922Why would pl supporters mention football on any other part of this website? It's like you walked into a cinema and were surprised that everybody there had tickets to see a movie.
>>157472063Pep's brother is Gakpo's agent so it's probably just them doing him a favour and making sure he gets his wages
>>157474954Far too many words for an established Premier League team supporter.
>>157474922This is literally the /EPL/ thread you mong
starting to think the yanks might be onto something keeping the small teams out of the top division
>>157474653you rattled them good and proper with this one lad
>>157475149>Begorrah O'Saga
>>157468945wow.....
>>157475937Volumes
who could use bowen right now?
>>157476174he's perfectly where he belongs
so you're telling me that Michael Carrick's Manchester United who just got battered by Hull are playing Ipswich next weekend?
heard man u got mauled
How the league will finish1. Arsenal2. Chelsea3. City4. Brighton5. Brentford6. Liverpool7. Everton8. Bournemouth9. United10. Tottenham11. Newcastle12. Fulham13. Leeds14. Forest15. Palace16. Ipswich17. Hull18. Villa19. Sunderland20. Coventry
>>157477185i bet you couldnt recognise half the kits of that list
>>157477185>Everton>7th
/trans/Villarreal now have 3 canadian players
>>157477423and they have the American RB Morgan Freemangoogoogaagaa im a widdwe babyWhy are they turning into North America FC
>>157477185>17. Hull
>>157474519They nearly bottled it to Fulham mate
>>157474652Cannot fathom being this level of rattled.
>>157465077he became his fat dad but also as an addictsad, luved the lulz
>>157478217Must be a bit rough if your best mate dies like matey boy did.
>>157478226me best only mate died of being fat young, sadly we have to move on
Any word on the two forwards two mids and two full backs to liverpool?
>>157474652Did someone say Bloke?
How's isak looked now that he had a proper complete pre-season? Or does this one not count because of the world cup and we'll only see the real isak after next years preseason?
people seem bullish on arsenal walking the league for some reason, as it stands an injury to havertz means they'll have to play the /tv/ shitposter up top and the stiff football and the corner spamming will return (not as effective as last year because the FA is trying to clamp it down) , tzolis as their only left winger looks ghastly as well
>Official: RC Strasbourg sign Omari Kellyman from Chelsea FC on a permanent dealimagine your club being bought solely to become a literal feeder club for the yanks main clubFuck multiclub ownership, man
Spurs moving like me on Football Manager (attributes don't matter besides the physical ones)
>>157478827>multiclub ownershipI hate that. I don't mind too much if they own like a UEFA team and a CONMEBOL one, although even that has it's downsides, because they won't mean in anything other than the CWC. But when RB X and RB Y met in Europe the cope for why it was fine was insulting.Owning more than one club will always be dual-citizenish though.
