>>157463467
>leave Balde home to play a CB as a left-back
Flick retarded

nigga named Joan

>Gavi in big 2026

I intend to hatewatch barca. who's with me?

>>157463831
they have like 100% wr vs Elche, not even worth a hatewatch

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>kobr jersey
neat

>el calvo y el pelopincho comentando al Barca
que raro

>>157463831
>>157463857
>barca 14 wins, 1 draw all time vs elche
>the 1 draw was back in 2014

Props to Elche

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For all my ameribros the match is currently on ESPN2 until the LLWS game on ABC is over.

stupid kit, feels like I'm watching a mls game especially with the twink with his pink hair

those barcelona kits look like ass

>>157463601
Martin has been better at LB than Balde

>pañal

worst free kick ever

WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO

good clearance by yamal

>lelmeme

Are rodri and cancelo even registered or are these niqggas still broke?

Put Hamza on you fraud what the fuck
Imagine benching your best ever player

>>157464066

why is Megan Rapinoe playing for Barça

Elche are complete shit man

Immediate refball. This league is a joke.

Surprise surprise

ERA

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neat

>>157464269
>refball
Are you retarded?

>penalty for varca
Who could've predicted this

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>>157464205

>why isn't *player from my country* playing
>they should pass more to *player from my country*
>why does the manager hate *player from my country*

shartinha in

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>Raphinha

GOATPHINHA, the spiritual Ballon d'Or winner.

clear era

>>157464066
tsn3 for all the leafs that might want to watch too

Ten minute celly package for a refball peno against one of the worst teams in the league

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SPOODERMOON

>all that for a penalty
Calm down

SHIT ASS GOALKEEPER
HE WAS ON IT

>>157464289
He's your best striker since Romario you ape

>>157464322
lol nevermind, thought he touched the ball

>refball
>varcelona
some of you are retarded

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>>157464289
I say those things and look like ths.

>>157463831
So what are you going to do with the rest of your day?

>>157464348
relaunched a resident evil 2 game, just finished leon A, claire B now

>>157464341
Penalty in their last three games btw

How do you guys watch this league

>>157463601
he is leaving

>>157464394
with my eyes

>>157464369
Of their last 6 games, they were awarded penalties in 5 of them actually.

Who are Barca even gonna sign as a #9 at this point? Wasted the whole summer going for Alvarez

>>157464432
Raphinha at striker has been fine, they don't need to sign one

Stream?

>>157464440
this

Does Gavi think he is a woman?

>lelche

>>157464467
He's been feeling like one since that Inter match.

>>157464394
ESPN

H Y D R A T E
Y
D
R
A
T
E

>>157464432

more like Julian is wasting the whole summer going for Barça

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Stay hydrated lads

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Hope you fucks enjoy having this guy be fit for 40% of every season going forward

Cum guzzling break

>>157464518
Both are, in the end Julian will end in Arsenal, Gyokeres in Atletico and Barcelona with Raphinha as 9 KWAB

>>157464535

aura victory over Madrid makes up for the other 60%

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Dembele or David Villa?

Adeyemi es cagada.

>9:30pm kickoff
is that not late as fuck in Spain?

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>>157464603
he's a fun lad tho. won't cause any issues on the bench and can be used to simulate Mbappe in training

Is laminga playing?

>>157464603
this mofo could have easily scored a brace against real in the cl final

>>157464619

no. and games in the south or middle of the country have to be played late in August/September for the temperature.

Pedri getting ready to suck some cocks

>>157464692
I'd suck Pedri's cock, no homo

>Gavi is kill
Leonorbros...

Ferran scored...

>gavi lesionated
jajajajajajajajajajaj get fucked stupid twink

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>Gavi OUT

Leonor bros...

One faggot subbed out for another

Good, that meme player should be in Getafe

Is it a prerequisite to suck Laporta's cock and swallow to join Barça?

ADEYEMI

Elche is easily the worst team of the league, ofc they give Barca the easiest start

>>157464603
APOLOGIZE

>>157464619
They just woke up from the siesta.

KARIM
THE
DREAM

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ez

>Raphinha as false 9
>Hamza if you need a true 9
Fuck Julian and fuck Patético

>>157464840
You got all that from a game against Elche?

>>157464845
I got that from not wanting to spend 100+ million for el bencho

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will my bf get minutes this game? he's so cute

I can't even tell what race is adeyemi

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Halftime plans?

>Raphinha injured most of last season
>Yamal forced to play 24/7 yet again
>Adeyemi can't stay fit for more than two months
>Gordon in general

I'm sure 4 wingers for 3 positions will work out really well for Barcelona for two whole seasons

Absolutely retarded choice to let both your strikers leave

Don't need to see anything more after this weekend. RM looked incompetent. Barca is winning again.

>>157464870
He's BLACK

>>157464877
Ferran wasn't even a striker, was a winger converted out of necesity

>>157464879
Real have undergone a significant change in gameplan. Not the case with Barca. It's too early to tell how Real will perform after just 1 (ONE) match.

>>157464895
half gypsie
that's where he gets his speed

Meanwhile Ferran scored a brace, imagine selling the world champion for only 50m while you don't have a striker kwab

kek ferran torres exposing ligue 1

>>157464873
They will play the high line and you will like it.

>>157464941
Gameplan being developed by a washed Mou

I hate PSG so much

>>157464948

let's not pretend everyone didn't hate Ferran until 19th of July

>>157464948
Last year of contract, not like they could've asked for more

>>157465038
>everyone
only leftist queers (barcafaggots).

>>157465056
>what is "VETE A LA MIERDA FERRAN"

>>157464877
Pls understand... Barcelona is in super jew denbts

>>157465025
Ancelotti was washed after Napoli and Everton as well but then revived his career again during his 2nd stint at Real. I think Mou might end up surprising a lot of people.

>>157464528
>>157464511
I only drink semen

>>157464537
This

>>157465079
How can a manager be washed?

>>157464877
Fermin can also play winger

>>157465079
Kroosbaby
Mourinho has a 40yo gypsy, a southamerican with brain dmg and 2 blacks that can't tie their shoes in the midfield

>>157465038
bro scored against 10 men, totally unmarked against a goalkeeper that was already down

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>>157465099
A manager could for example use outdated tactics that are simply not of the times anymore. Football has changed a lot the past decade. The game is not the same as it was back in the early 2010s when Mou was managing Real the first time around. A new generation of players also means, you might have to adapt your man management style, is he capable of adapting to the Vinicius's of today?

>>157465079
carlo was insanely lucky, all those late equalizer or winning goals, his team had shit xG and shit xGa, eh should have lost both CL finals, he should have lost 2014 CL final too. carlo is insanely lucky

>laminga

Someone was partying all night.

>Laminga out

>Raphinha x2

Hatewatcher status?

>Adeyemi goal
>Gordon assist
Nice

FERMINATOR

APOLOGIZE TO GORDON RN YOU FAT FUCKS

Farmers league

the eviscerators of Elche

>FermIN

How do you say "it's over" in hatewatcher dialect?

>>157465410
This the team that plays with 5 defenders?

>>157465426
His World Cup performance took away all my seethe.>>157465428

So outside of the top 3 every single La Liga team seems like either complete amateur trash like Elche or low block hell like Getafe.

>>157465436
it's never over, there is still next week, and next week, etc....

should've been obvious to everyone that gordon's fitness and willingness to chase down a ball makes him the ideal player to bring on after an hour

>>157465453
At least Getafe are on course to have a player sent off in every game

>>157465453
>top 3
Barca, Real, Villarreal

>>157465480
>run after the ball a lot
>this is enough to be touted by top european clubs
modern football is a joke.

>hydration break
Lewa can still return.

Barcelona's team is absolutely obscene. I would bet my soul that they will win everything this season.

lmao another one

>>157465495
yes when you're one element of a bigger system that entails quickly shutting down opposition defenders in a league where they like to play from the back and attack
gordon will get 25 assists just by loitering on the halfway line, beating the one defender and then tapping it across goal for a forward to tap in

Madre mía Fermin

>FermIN 2x

>>157465495
He's good at what he does best, what's there to complain about

>>157465509
Everything domestically for sure

I need to see them against someone that isn't Elche or Al-Whatever.

And half of the players were subs, they're winning everything this season it's over they would walk over Arsenal

>>157465537
So fucking sad he missed the WC

we live in a world where gavi has a world cup medal but fermin doesn't

>>157465537
espn niggas saying that barcelona needs a number 9 and without it they will lose everything holy kek

>>157465575
needs a CB more, Bastoni with Cubarsi and it's over

Who's the guy on the English commentary? He sounds like Wallace from Wallace & Gromit

>>157465600
No one is signing pedostoni

>>157465426
I was wrong, Deco is a genius, but still sleazy

>>157465575

might be important when they don't play Elche

>>157465646
lol

>>157465646
every spanish team is an elche clone except the state's club and its subsidiary

Real Madrid fears the true farmers

FULL TIME

ELCHE 0-5 BARCELONA
>ELCHE 0-5 BARCELONA
ELCHE 0-5 BARCELONA
>ELCHE 0-5 BARCELONA
ELCHE 0-5 BARCELONA
>ELCHE 0-5 BARCELONA

>>157465667
Safe to say you won't win the CL again

Well done on winning la liga

>>157465689
nobody cares about that seven (7) match coin toss

>>157465635
I am very poorly informed in this Bastoni pedophile case, but from what I've read, he was 21 and the girl was 17? What's the problem here? Why is this such a big deal? Because he hired some pedophiles to hook him up with a 17 year old? Why the fuck isn't he just answering the DMs of 17 year old girls? It's just 4 years, bro. No way he's getting picked up by the police for that, right? When my brother was 18, he was dating a 15 year old, and nobody gave a shit.

>>157465509
nobody is beating PSG in the champions

>Watched the RM match yesterday
>Watched the Barcelona match today

Gotta say, Barcelona look kinda scary...

>>157465600
they should've tried getting Laporte

>>157465728
After the Negroe Williams fiasco there's no chance Athletic is selling anyone to Barcelona

Someone murder raphinha before he gets called up for the nt again please
Barcelona is complicit in the downfall of brazil

>>157464366
Not bad at all desu. Resident Evil 2 has been my favourite game since 1998 and Barcelona my favourite team since the 96/97 season.