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Mack' Edition
>>157447858
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>>157466997
>Obliterates the >rags
He's our guy
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1st for Bofa Nation
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I wish I had friends like that
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first for the 'hawks
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>>157466997
I member this time last year trb was taken to the rehab clinic, the only good time I had in this genny
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off work in prolly ten minutes bro's
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My penguins (:
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>on a sunday
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His penguins (:
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in other extremely relevant hockey news, one of the heated rivals got a buzzcut, possibly for the show, and the girls are having all the feelings.
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zesty-ahh kangaroo nigga
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>>157467196
MOGGED
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>>157467214
He looks dead inside
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>>157467087
2 more hours for me :(
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There is no point in watching hockey if you're not rooting for the underdogs.
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reminder:
mcdavid wanted berube
draisaitl wanted cassidy
but hyman wanted babcock
so babcock it is
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IT'S OFFICIAL
EP40 IS OUR CAPTAIN
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>>157467484
Ain't that nigga getting traded
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What if McDavid was Polish?
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>>157467504
We would probably post the Katyn memorial a lot
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It’s almost NFL season bros
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>>157467495
hopefully, but since the canucks are rebuilding they don't need to get rid of him and his high cap hit is actually useful for them to stay over the cap floor. maybe he improves and gets back to being a 70+ point guy which the canucks can then trade for a juicier return.
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any good posts??
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>>157467612
I’ll have them on your desk Monday morning
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>>157467536
>his high cap hit is actually useful for them to stay over the cap floor
How depressing that his only value to the team is letting them hit the floor. And even then, he is a negative influence on the young guys on the team and is an absolute locker room cancer who destroyed a promising core before it even had a chance.
I want him off the team even if the Canucks have to give up value and retain salary.
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Mario Lemiöö
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>>157467973
Mr. Comeback kid
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the mean streets of edmonton
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Heading back to the Wildlands bros
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But... People have shit and came in there...
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>>157468046
that nigga got super low cut socks on damn that's gay as fuck
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*corners you*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSNYX7CTSRM
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>>157468109
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>>157468141
Quinn is thinking he should have stayed in and had chinese takeout
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>>157468164
He wishes he could be back in his room reading
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i've been collecting a lot of (You)s pretending to be trb
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Ya, all from you responding to yourself seething about yourself pretending to be tbg. Fucking idiot from pittsburgh.
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>>157468283
jej I haven't posted all day i was golfing holy rent free
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@157468283
take your meds, schizo freak
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>157467524
raidies won their meaningless preseason game the other day but jeanty died today at practice kwab another year of the same old same old
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pitssburghchad is my bro so is wildlandsking
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>>157468327
sup bro
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>>157468331
eating some pulled pork sandwiches i made for me and dad and drinking a beer bretty gud how are you
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>>157468366
had a fairly good golf game listened to some goat tunes I'm fuckin beat and going to bed
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>>157468387
based rest well bro
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>>157468391
thanks bro i hope you have a good week
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>>157468058
just like my penguins
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Huberdaough just yelled WHITE POWER while driving his Lamborghini down elbow
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the interns just released their top 20 centers
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>>157468514
I don't think he brought his Lambo to Calgary.
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another week of waging ahead, bros
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HAHAHAHAHAAH couldn't be me
i don't dread weekdays like at all. period.
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>>157468575
it's tough but we can get through it - together
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>>157468533
Okay, now what does Shannon's rankings look like?
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>>157468604
I don't know, I couldn't stand listening to him read numbers off of a whiteboard to find out.
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>>157468618
would it be better or worse if he used an old-timey overhead projector?
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Sharks didn’t make the playoff last year. The way people talk about Celebrini you would think otherwise.
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>>157468786
Some fans bases are retarded
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>>157468786
my sharks friend always says the future is teal
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>>157468821
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>>157468786
The Sharks would've been 32nd in the league if it wasn't for Celebrini.
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>>157468786
his ass is too powerful
also they were mid-rebuild. no one was expecting them to even be in the conversation.
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Is hockey a sport?
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>>157468973
No
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bud is julian, trb is jacob
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>>157468991
bud is trevor
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>>157468973
It's a way of life.
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>>157469028
Yeah
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>>157468604
He didnt do one on player ratings
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>>157468533
>no mila zinbanablad
>no pumpkin patch miller
KWA
>rags
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>>157469272
no bs
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>>157468951
great butt on our boi
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>>157469601
you want to have sex with him don't you
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>>157469684
Retard
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the trades gary?
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>>157469701
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>>157469684
i wonder how he'll fit into the twink meta
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>>157469731
you want to have sex with them too!
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>>157469701
>trades
>in late August
Everyone knows Gary goes into a cryogenic chamber a few weeks after free agency until the preseason starts so he can continue running the NHL for another 20 years
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>>157469701
every single person in the hockey world is at their cottage in muskoka
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why did gare change his last name from bettmansteinberg to bettman
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>>157470134
a visionary who saw the gambling boom decades ahead of time
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>>157470134
goebels sent dozens of sunbelt teams to the showers in the 1942 and gary has been on a mission ever since
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hockey
>>
is
>>
for
>>
White Anglo-Saxon Protestants
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>>157470313
>White
BASED
>Anglo
BASED
>Saxon
BASED
>Protestants
nobody's perfect
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we dont submit to the bishop of rome here
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gary's moon elevator
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so it turns out wyna liu is a huge mark
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>>157470542
who does she mark for?
>>
Wyna Liu, the great retard filter
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>>157468951
>>157469601
He can’t compare to Crosby
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>>157470395
yes I do you pr*testant fag
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>>157470579
kek what a bitch (kwab)
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>>157470554
too early for spoilers sadly
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>being religious
>being denominationally religious
ISHYGDDT
>>
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>>157470622
She's already in the position where miles of bbc will be thrust insider of her
Go flyers!!
>>
>>157470663
Wrong! She’ll find a good Boston frat bro
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just woke up
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just didn't ask
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>>157470680
just made coffee too
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>>157470218
>>157470229
>>157470295
me and me alone
every one else >>>/out/
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gonna roleplay as trb later and rake in the (you)s
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>roleplaying as a mentally challenged rape victim to an audience of 7 people
Great use of your life
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*adds another tally to the "times canada took the bait" chart*
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>>157470687
Mind pouring me some?
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his life is so sad he keeps a tally of how many times he gets called a bozo on the internet
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>>157470734
raped bitch
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He come to me with money in his hand, he offered me, I didn't ask him! I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that. When I got out, I was in that, I was already through that, I had that. I had the studio. I went to the studio, I went to Fox studios, I had it all, and I looked at it and said, "This is a bigger jail than I just got out of." I don't want to take my time going to work! I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag! And ten, fifteen girls, what the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man! I run the underworld, guy! I decide who does what and where they do it at! What am I gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for someone else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUsrYVxrDwI
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>>157470790
wait why did they need to drag this out to a seven minute video it's not like the concept of the song is that complicated I think I understood it the first time
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*push it to the limit starts to play*
time to trb post
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36 days until hockey returns
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i asked
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i had a coach tell me once that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and it always stuck with me
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>>157470965
I still listen to the mighty ducks defense speech
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>>157471008
gordon bombay drove drunk like sean higgins
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>>157470965
That's retarded. You can't miss if you don't shoot.
I tell all my players to fling the puck at your teammates skates then throw your arms out when they don't receive.
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>>157471027
He wanted us to play real defense
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>doesn't shoot
>misses
jlmi
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>>157470895
I'm ready
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I play it off the glass and head off for a line change
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>Grier on Darnell Nurse : "Darnell is really athletic, a great skater, he has length, can defend, but he also can jump up in the play and can add a little bit of offense. He's another guy that is high character, so I think they'll both be great additions (Trouba & Him) to our room."
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>hit the post once
>quit playing
more like gordon kwabbay kwab
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>>157471195
>>157471215
>after 20123 minutes on the ice with oilers, anon, is only able to identify two (2) misplays
our poindexter is to exceptional too be mocked for his intelligence
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for me, it's all about putting the biscuit in the basket
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i once heard a boing call a biscuit a scone
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>>157471334
>bong*
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>rags
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>scoreless draws
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https://youtu.be/Q7EsqOhYqjo

https://youtu.be/MW_VTNWlmzA

https://youtu.be/_U4wYMBw7fw
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>raped handicaps
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>>157471399
>>157471409
raped bitch
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>>157471412
>>157471422
fabulous posts
>>
SO GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT
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>>157467015
the order of the teams in this is arbitrary and it's pissing me off. his first goal that year was not against the rangers i just looked it up
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>the city of Banská Bystrica
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>>157471475
kill yourself, rapey
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>>157471334
For me, it’s blueberry
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>>157471466
its listed from most goals against to least....
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>>157471484
I like mine in the morning with some sausage gravy and black coffee
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>>157471480
phenomenal post
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>>157471497
What'd you think of bud's sausage on 04/17/22?
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>most dangerous draw in Slovakia
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/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
>>
>
I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
>>
>
>
Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
>
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>>157471515
is this all you do all day?
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>most dangerous lead in Moscow
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time for Brest
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>scoreless draws
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*heems trb and swedeposters*
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I can see the puck
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i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
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>most dangerous lead
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>scorefull draw
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>most dangerous lead in Salihorsk
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>rags
>>
>open /hoc/
>nothing but rapey spamming by xirself
>close /hoc/
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>rags
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>most dangerous draw
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>scoreless draw in Sweden
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Am I a hoc noob if the only Canucks player I know is Pavel Bure. (Not counting Messier's brief stint)
>>
Yes
>>
no
>>
Maybe
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I don't know
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Hockey is coming back soon. Gary knows that we can't wait much longer
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20 goals two years ago. Five games last year. Zero contracts today. Patrik Laine skates at the Panthers' facility every day, and Florida can't sign him. Neither can Tampa. Camps open in three weeks.
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might have some chips
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>>157472211
Laine kinda looks like a down syndrome Bobby Hull
>>
>>157472247
just splurged on some miss vicky's
>>
i'm gonna splurge all over your face
>>
>>157472273
no I don't think so
>>
>>157472340
you wanna bet?
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>>157472375
I don't play gary's games
>>
I buy Gary's jerseys
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for me? im on the nhl roblox leaderboard and proud of it
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/cupbound/
>>
i'm ugly and i'm proud
>>
>>157472465
>>157472476
I'm proud of you too :)
>>
>>157472476
dont forget fat
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>>157472474
shartzal sisters... we're not even good enough to be the 2C anymore...
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diversity hire at my office (black female) fucking sucks
>>
>>157472474
Realistically who's stopping this?
>>
I'm gay and retarded and my penis is small
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>>157472510
go flames!
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>>157472510
>>157472521
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i'm not even a flames fan and the flamesphobia here disgusts me
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>>157472578
t. lifelong flames fan
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>>157472510
Wrestlefags OUT
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>>157466997
we need to save this nigga from the shorks and bring him back to Canada. just got back from san francisco making this nigga live amongst those vermin is child abuse.
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>>157472618
stop posting my wife like this
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Flamiacs may be gay and retarded with small dicks but we can still go toe-to-toe with you're fanbase
>>
>>157472510
cumtown posting was last week
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Every Flames fan I've met IRL is a gigachad
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>>157472778
too bad youve never met any of them
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>>157472820
I've been lucky enough to meet plenty of them and my life is all the better for it
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>>157472832
doubt that since flames fans dont take kindly to strangers
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>>157472832
you shouldnt compare yourself to retards
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im king retard, kneel before me or die
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i'm going to usurp the king of retards
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>>157472951
you're only allowed to post ITT if your team has never been so shit that they got the 1st overall
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mmmmm there's just something about the puck getting deep that really activates my almonds
>>
>>157473006
My Jackies :D
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failing to secure a sharks bf for the long cold winter
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>>157473072
Being gay was fun but I'm 30 now, it's time for a wife & kids... idk
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>>157473072
I'm a Penguins boy and I'll be your bf :3
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>>157472951
>1975
>flyers
did AI make this
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>>157472951
>>
https://x.com/HockeyHallFame/status/2091941234105323977?s=20
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>>157473258
s
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Thinkin' about the Blue Jackets.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't make.
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>>157473444
its take you retard
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>>157473490
>You miss 100% of the shots you take
That's what my coach told me just before cutting me from the team.
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I unironically became depressed because of the Red Wings collapse. I just wanna strangle every single of them.
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>>157473548
sorry :(
>>
paul miss the net
>>
it's actually my fault the red wings collapsed. I made a silent wish during the gold medal game for my country to win it all and the devil granted my wish and stole our captain
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>>157473429
The Blue Jackets are based
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>>157473767
Based on what?
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>>157473767
out of the asshole of the universe
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>>157473812
The civil war
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>>157473819
Columbus isn't in India/Canada
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>>157473846
youre right, which is why i referring to o columbus, oh, usa
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Colombia blue jackets was probably a paramilitary group in the 80s
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>>157473950
Thank God he’s not Finnish. Then he’d be paying millions
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last time I was in Columbus a black robbed the gas station by my hotel
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>>157474014
even the stanley cup is scared of ohio
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>>157473950
The Great 8-2000
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Columbus L Ohio RIzz, no cap that state has zero huzz and hella skibidi aura
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>>157470663
Montreal girls are addicted to it
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This season Nurse wins the Norris, Skinner wins the vezina.
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>>157470663
Why do you weirdos bring up black dick out of nowhere?
>See a perfectly normal photo of a girl.
>"OMG I MUST IMAGINE HER TAKING BEEBEECEEEEE"
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>>157474423
he's a Flyers fan, cut him some slack
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>>157474423
he's an undercover flamiac, cut him no slack
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>>157474423
They're american
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>>157474347
the vezina is wolf's to lose at this point
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>>157474700
me on the left with my camera
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>>157474700
bret was better
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>>157474700
I'm the one holding the sign
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>>157474700
>>157474723
>>157474747
>>157474754
THIS ISN'T A WRESTLING MAN HUGGING THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
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>>157474700
ass 3:16
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>>157474778
>>
/mlb/ is making fun of us because of all the faggotry going on over here. Can we please just tighten up abit?
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>>157474778
ah, you mad as hell, uce!
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>>157474797
You will never see the Stanley Cup in your life time. How mad does that make you, or have you accepted it yet?
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>>157474796
I could heem every /mlb/ faggot with both arms tied behind my back
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>>157474807
you don't know that
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>>157474809
See this is what I wanna hear and see. This is how we should be.
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>>157474816
Habs really your biggest hope? lol. Oh that's bad.
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>>157474830
nah, flames are
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>>157474835
How do you go from bad to worse that fast?
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>>157474835
We're potentially in the beginning stages of a Flames dynasty right now
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>>157474849
WOOF WOOF WOOF
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>>157474807
pfft, ive been to the hhof
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It's about high time that we start getting worried about Canada because their team choices are shit, shit and more shit.
How can we help them get back on track? Because I'm worried at this point.
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>>157474795
I’m surprised no nhl player has posed there
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>>157474862
annexation
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>>157474884
They really think they don't need it. But they are kind of becoming delusional flames fans.
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>>157474700
>well folks the accolades continue to pile up for Playgirl's october issue
>i'm told the World Bodybuilding Guild recently named it "the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
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>>157474907
I learned that god isn't real because he took Norm from us too soon.
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its not a gay or a girly magazine
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>>157474884
>day 500 of trumps 1 day annexation of iran canada and denmark
kwarb
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>>157474934
bret hart first referred to it as a girly book
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>>157474934
It’s for men >:(
>>
a canadian team played in the cf in 3 of the past 3 seasons
a canadian team played in the scf in 2 of the past 3 seasons
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>>157474945
genie's out of the bible, there's no taking it back
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>>157474945
You sound slightly scared
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>>157474961
>a canadian team hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993
There I did it for you. Thank me later.
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A Canadian team has won a regular season game every year
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>>157474974
why would i be scared of the >laffs?
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>>157474989
Pass out the participation awards
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>>157475001
i dont think that is what quinn hughes is playing for
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>>157474981
the columbus blue jackets havent won a stanley cup in their existence but you dont see me being an ass about it
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a canadian team has literally played in the nhl every year since it started
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>>157475009
Makes sense why the Canucks said "HEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WE DON'T WANT ANY KIND OF CUP CONTENDER ON OUR TEAM"
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>>157474974
No , you're just slighted
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>>157475016
We will some day :)
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>>157475016
the blue jackets are younger than the cup drought
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why do you fags like wrestling so much
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>>157475036
>literally doesnt even make it as far as the canucks
>already has 1 foot out the door of the george floyd memorial arena
kek jen even
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>>157475048
yet just as pathetic
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>>157475041
More like slight of hand anon. See this card? Now check my butt.
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I'm not usually the superstitious type but I'm starting to wonder if there's some kind curse keeping Canadian teams from winning the cup ever again. At this point I am not even sure McDavid can ever win the cup unless he switches sides.
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nhl stars are desperate to play in new jersey but /hoc/ told me its a shithole?
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>>157475070
Have you ever been?
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>>157475041
Don't check his >>157475056 butt. He's trying to trick you!
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>>157475053
It's crazy how dirty the Canucks are doing Demko
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>>157475075
no i dont want to get sean higginsed
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>>157475068
we know the source of our pain
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>>157475068
mcdavid wins it this year thanks to you friend
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>>157475082
what are they doing to kevin lankinens injured backup?
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>japanese vpn gimmick was a bust
>swedish vpn gimmick was a bust
>surely the indian vpn gimmick won't bust
This thread really is one guy pretending to be 20 different guys.
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>>157475092
>mcdavid wins it this year
Whose his goalie this time? Honestly they should have stuck with Skinner. The front office of that team is just as retarded as McDavid staying.
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>>157475116
dont forget how the "spain" poster disappeared at the exact same time as no milly
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>>157475117
Omg I just remembered.. They hired Freedick Anderson. Who fucking sucks shit. BUT HE GOT HIS NAME ON THE CUP SITTING ON THE SIDELINES. What is the fucking thought process here?
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>>157475116
its worse than that but difficult to calculate since hiro removed the poster count
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>>157475116
I miss Yamato
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>>157475116
and that one guy?
trb
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>>157475148
I see you're still pretending
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>>157475068
It's because of Mario Tremblay doing Roy dirty
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>>157475153
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>157475116
/hoc/ has been me and one other schizo with a VPN for years
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>>157475116
thanks for starting another meta discussion! they're super fun! NOT
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>>157475148
Actually it's an alcoholic from pittsburgh who also pretends to be tbg and then also seethes non stop at himself pretending to be tbg
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>>157475159
>better bring up my other imaginary friend
What is going on with you?
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Most of us like TRB's posts
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>>157475172
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>>157475163
I know, you an absolute fag.
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>>157475177
This guy is so far gone he even saves pictures of them
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>>157475167
i asked a hockey related question about kevin lankinens backup but that retard stop replying
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and not joke? on this part of the internet? on this part of 4chan? on this part of /sp/? localized entirely on this part of /hoc/?
>may i see it?
>1994 called they want their jokes back
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>>157475092
Didn't work out for Toews. Imagine doing all this weird namaste crap just to end up with the 2025-2026 Jets season. I really hope dude didn't spend any money on this other than the flight charges.

https://www.gq.com/story/jonathan-toews-ayurveda-nhl-interview
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>>157475184
bud went as far as he could go in you but even farther on 04/17/2022
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>>157475188
>1994
Great opportunity to say >1993
BIG SWING..... AND A MISS
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>>157475173
we didnt ask for you to identify as a retard, but way to make the effort
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>>157475188
this is so retarded that i can't tell if it's the real trb
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its the real trb
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will the real trb please sit down
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is this the bitchmade fags general?
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>>157475170
obsessed
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212 years ago today
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>>157475224
nah but i got you brother
>>157469493
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where were you when >we burned the white house down?
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where were you when bud1?
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Sunday is the anniversary of Johnny hockey’s death. I regret not visiting his memorial at bc
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>>157475283
i was here cheering bud on
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I wish me and my niggas could hang in the white house, the white man holding us down
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>>157475240
Can you please take it to /pol/
Even my local news wants to go defcon 3 on the Americans today and I need /hoc/ for escapism
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>>157475302
You're with frens here
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>>157475302
my canadian gaming buddy keeps messaging me
i've never said anything positive about trump
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america more like asneedica haha
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I do nothing these days except jerking off and watching hockey
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>>157475311
>hugs back
Thanks fren
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>>157475302
I feel this dude. There seems to be no escape from the news. You even talk to your parents and it's all they know these days. Shit sucks
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[Friedman] Macklin Celebrini out for the 2026-2027 season due to pregnancy
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>>157475407
B-but Crosby said boys can’t get pregnant
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>>157475414
>trusting a man who popped out six kids
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>>157475407
who is the father?
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>>157475420
tate mcrae
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mmm gona fill myself up with spagetti again and think about good hockey plays
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idk what trb or bud means
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>>157475431
i, too, think about canadians in my pastime
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>>157475415
I wish. Crosby needs to reproduce ASAP otherwise his kids will turn out autistic
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grier needs to sign evander kane so he can load up on the bucks to protect celebrini
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>>157475431
well it's settled. i am going to have spaghetti too
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>>157475442
dont forget bringing back reeves
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Say why doesn't the north east and Alaska have an NHL presence?
>Maine
>Vermont
>New Hampshire
These places seem like fertile ground for a hockey team.
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based wyna giving all wrestlechads a freebie today
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literally every single player is going to be able to make a claim
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>>157475437
Have there been any good Canadian players? I'm kind of new to hockey
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>>157475464
why isnt there any sauce on his pasta?
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>>157475472
Hazing is part of hockey and frat culture
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>>157475475
wade belak was good
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listening to pinkerton at work
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>>157475467
no major cities in those places, not enough people to attend games and buy $20 light beers
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listening to 50cent while playing nba on my ps3
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>>157475485
Thanks, I'll watch his highlights
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>>157475467
maine couldnt even support ahl or chl team
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>>157475478
nhl players don't sauce they food
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>>157471538
i've farmed (You)s doing this type of retarded trb post structure before
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>>157475478
the acid breaks down the metal in the cup
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>>157475513
cant imagine that acid breaks it down much more than the piss and shit its held
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>>157475508
Yes we heard you the first 10 fucking times. You pretend to be tbg, then you respond to yourself seething about tbg. Youre a fucking idiot.
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>>157475506
*sauces pasta*
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>>157475523
you seem upset
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>>157475525
he was just trolling
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heem ALL swedes
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>>157475525
professional athletes can pretty much eat whatever they want due to their extreme physical activity
look up what michael phelps would eat during olympic training
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>>157475546
what if they wanted to eat raw nuclear waste
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>>157475525
I honestly hate people who watch me eat. Like why the fuck does it matter?
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>>157475488
Based
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>>157475549
how can you be so obtuse?
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>>157475543
>t.
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bad day to be an UNHEEMED swede
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pinkerton's over i just picked a random punk playlist the descendants are on

IM THE ONE
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>>157475561
i'm not obese
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now it's linoleum this shit rules

POSSESSIONS NEVER MEANT ANYTHING TO ME
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>>157475577
linoleum flooring is great because it's cheap and cleaning up spills is easy
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>>157475577
IM NOT CRAZY
WELL THAT'S NOT A TRUE I GOT A BED
AND A GUITAR
AND A DOG NAMED BOB WHO PISSES ON MY FLOOR
THAT'S RIGHT I GOT A FLOOR
SO WHAT
SO WHAT
SO WHAT
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>>157475585
if a dog pisses on the floor it better be linoleum so that it can be easy to clean up
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>>157475599
true
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Guess ill fine somewhere else to post tonight. Again.
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>>157475599
>keeping a dog indoors
do americans really?
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>>157475606
raw match thread
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>i'll fine
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>Anti depressants are starting to wear off
Aw shucks, I swear these things don't last as long as they used to. Time to pop another pill I suppose.
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I'VE GOT
POCKETS FULL OF KLEENEX AND LINT AND HOLES
WHERE EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO ME
JUST SEEMS TO FALL RIGHT DOWN MY LEG
AND ONTO THE FLOOR
MY CLOSEST FRIEND LINOLEUM
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>>157475617
VPN is wobbling
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>>157475564
Wtf is this real?
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>>157475626
Possibly the one thread on 4chan that is more worthless than /hoc/
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>>157475657
cope tranny hampage got cancelled
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>>157475542
kindel already has 35 points and is much more of a nhler than ravensburgen
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>>157475566
IM NOT A LOSER
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just cleaned out my urinary tract and now i'm good to watch some tsn top 10 hockey highlights for the next little while
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>>157475668
Isn't rating baby goalies mostly blind guessing?
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my tummy hurts :(
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>>157475685
yes, which is why a 28 year old "rookie" was our recent cup champion
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>>157475688
oh no :(
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>>157475691
people should have anticipated his meme magic potential.
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>>157475657
still tiny and nyla has aids kwaahb
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>>157475525
Gross
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>>157468058
Nothing triggers me more than people wearing no socks, as it's the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. Richfags like the look of wearing loafers with bear feet for some reason, which also must make the shoe smell like shit.
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im on smoko so leave me alone
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>bear feet
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>>157468951
>>157469601
GYAAATT
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>>157475743
>caught dead to rights phoneposting
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just learned bro hymn isn't the duckies goal song anymore wtf that's gay
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bears would need a different kind of skate to fit their large feet if they wanted to play hockey
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>>157475688
Feel better soon fren <3
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Dead to Rights was such an underrated Xbox game
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>>157475792
Wish it was a Snake Plissken game like it was supposed to be
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I never watched the last episode of Heated Rivarly
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>>157475856
she's an acid tongued ay-rab
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you should watch it
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Umm flames bros...
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>>157475867
Mace'o Windu and Ruck'em/Suck'em linked up
Need it or keep it
>>
penis
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>>157475829
bloody bitch bastard fuck you bloody mother fuck bitch asshole
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>>157475867
big poppa pump's kid got suspended by the nfl kwab
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>>157475876
>>157475877
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>>157475877
incredibly gay
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QMJHL News - Jake Boguniecki is officially no longer with the USNTDP.

He will officially become a Moncton Wildcat and skate with them tomorrow.
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>>157475892
thanks bro, i was wondering which QMJHL teams jake boguniecki was skating with
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>>157475867
nepotism runs deep in alberta
>>
garlic bread
aint nothing wrong with that
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>>157475867
Only heard of three of them
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>>157475925
Fuck no. The ring of honor is good enough for Price. Jersey in the rafters in montreal is reserved for LEGENDS, not "above average goalie that carries a team with no offence for a decade."
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>>157475856
Then you won’t understand season 2
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>>157475884
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>>157475925
the price is wrong
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>>157475956
Aside from the big 3 (Brodeur, Hasek, Roy), doesn't Price have the best argument for greatest goaltender?
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>>157475970
No you faggot
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>>157475965
>qtpie
where
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>>157475978
Check the mirror :)
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>>157475976
ill probably drunkenly buy the golden knights belt some day
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>>157475976
what in tarnation
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>>157475976
Imagine buying the gimmick wwe belt when your team has never won shit
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>>157475956
Cope
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>>157475985
:)))
>>
>>157475976
>ottawa is the best in the world
at being second best in ontario
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>>157475925
They still need to retire #6 for toe Blake
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id buy a fake belt for my team and I would practice my walkout entrances in my living room to loud music
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gary is trialing a new sport
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Our Sennies mentioned :)
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what's the new phoenix team going to be called? the wolves?
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>>157476028
whose the next captain
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>>157476030
coyotes
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>>157476031
Stutzle id guess
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>>157476031
nick cousins
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>>157476030
Before or after they get relocated again
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>>157476038
>german twink as your leader
its ogre
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>>157476049
>and here we have the captain of the ottawa senators nick cousins, alongside his linemates greg nephews and jim aunties
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>>157476063
maybe brady will reconsider and come home :(
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>>157476030
The numales
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the phoenix phoenicians
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>>157476120
i feel bad for the shargs
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>>157476030
ASU hockey might have just killed a guy
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>>157476132
this is gary's fault
>>
beginning to suspect gary is one of them Christ killing heebs
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>>157476155
rick is furiously rubbing his hands over this
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>>157476155
>compensation
aka $25 kwab
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>>157475965
>ywn have a foid so obsessed with you she cries and makes a scene
Women are attracted to looksmaxxed femboys like Connor and not chuds like me. Sad
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>>157476155
What about the Q?
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>>157476173
gay rape is legal in quebec
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>>157476181
Sad
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>>157476170
>>157475965
>qt
She looks like a fat elementary school teacher.
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>>157476173
the french have their own laws and have a separate case going
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>>157476155
Do you guys think anything happened on a sweltering hot summer night in 1992?
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>>157468786
...
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>>157476216
hnggggggggg
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>>157476187
why are you in india
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>>157475239
lost a series to Rick Tocchet LMFAO
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>>157476265
just like my islanders
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>>157476197
i've heard rumours
>>
Let's wrap up this shit thread for retards shall we?
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>>157476303
KWAB
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>>157476303
>>157476400
Kevin Was Always Based
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>>157476405
based on what?
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>>157476413
being big daddy cool
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>>157476265
rick tocchet is bald
but it was not always so
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spend my day working hard on the go
but the hands on the clock keep spinning too slow
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>>157476405
Until he got kwabed
>>
*jack-knife powerbombs op to end the thread*
>>
new
>>157476464
>>157476464



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