>/boludão/MINUTO 80' Racing 1-1 BocaComunicado: perdió cerro>>157449457
"That's great Flaco, but I need to put Nico Gonzalez and El Bencho in so..." t. Scabobby
BRAZILIAN CLUBS IN THE 21st CENTURYFlamengo:>3x Copa Libertadores>1x Recopa Sudamericana>4x Campeonato Brasileiro>4x Copa do Brasil>3x Supercopa do BrasilPalmeiras:>2x Copa Libertadores>1x Recopa Sudamericana>4x Campeonato Brasileiro>3x Copa do Brasil>1x Supercopa do BrasilCorinthians:>1x FIFA Club World Cup>1x Copa Libertadores>1x Recopa Sudamericana>4x Campeonato Brasileiro>2x Copa do BrasilSão Paulo:>1x FIFA Club World Cup>1x Copa Libertadores>1x Copa Sudamericana>3x Campeonato Brasileiro>1x Copa do Brasil>1x Supercopa do BrasilInter:>1x FIFA Club World Cup>2x Copa Libertadores>1x Copa Sudamericana>2x Recopa SudamericanaFluminense and Santos:>1x Copa Libertadores>1x Recopa Sudamericana>2x Campeonato Brasileiro>1x Copa do BrasilAtlético Mineiro:>1x Copa Libertadores>1x Recopa Sudamericana>1x Campeonato Brasileiro>2x Copa do Brasil>1x Supercopa do BrasilBotafogo:>1x Copa Libertadores>1x Campeonato BrasileiroGrêmio:>1x Copa Libertadores>1x Recopa Sudamericana>2x Copa do BrasilCruzeiro:>3x Campeonato Brasileiro>3x Copa do BrasilAthletico Paranaense:>2x Copa Sudamericana>1x Campeonato Brasileiro>1x Copa do BrasilVasco da Gama:>1x Copa do BrasilHonourable mentions to:Santo André, Paulista, Sport (1x Copa do Brasil each)Chapecoense (1x Copa Sudamericana)
>>157468296waifu (male)
I miss him.
>>157468418
bros, he's not gonna make it, is he?
>>157468478Y2K was in the 20th century, anon
>>157468418>we s-still rule be footie, r-right??
fuck a.nal
I think Russo just peakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eucVffQ_xzE
I need her to step on my balls
ok fine I'll use the damn thread, but you better not mention the beans at all
beans? palmeiras? bro it's 2014 and brazil are the favorites to win the wc, what are you talking about hahaha
>>157468563No shirt sponsors?
>>157468476I don't, we became good at the very second he left
>>157466733At least Racing has some firsts that most club don't have like the first tri of the professional era, also they were the dominant club once Alumni disbanded. San Lorenzo doesn't really have much of an explanation some success over average clubs, supposedly at some point being the most supported club within CABA and well having famous supporters.>>157468102It seems they go back and forth between having stars and removing them every few years.
>you will never watch another copalib final in a cold and windy Wednesday nightwhy even bother carrying on?
>you will never eat another plate of beans in a cold and windy Wednesday night
beans are a mean, not an end
she blew a fart that it seems to mereminds me of black hood memorieswhere everything had a stenchlike the stank black ass
>>157468418> contando supercopas e recopas
conta meu pau fdp
3cm
t-ta frío fora f-fdp..
>>157468296>>157468563she's ugly
contei, não deu certinho não
>>157468773Beany beany ban ban
>>157469165I don’t want to
Vitórianon has been real quiet since his toba got estourated
>ofc cachaco and caleño monkeys would chimp out and try to kill themselves
Well, I’d say kill each other rather than themselves but my point still stands
someone PLEASE give him the attention he thinks he deserves
lula is a girl's name
you have girl wrists
Brasilero international titles before 1990>Flamengo0>Palmeiras0>San Pablo2>Corinthians 0>Santos1>Inter1>Gremio0>Vasco0>Botafogo 0Honorable mentions>none
>>157470894corinthians also had no national titles before 1990
>>157470897I keep forgetting that teams exists
>>157470885does that make my faps girl faps?
>>157470885Same, it's a nightmare
cerro Pequeño
>>157471129I thought gaganto was coaching Real Madrid
>>157470875Like Lula Stooch aquela gostosa
(she's a porn movie actress)
Here's the truth that no argensimio wants to hear:Their league should be 8 teams big AT MOST. They are too poor/low population to sustain even a 20 team league. If they want to have clubs strong enough to win the libertadores again they must concentrate resources on a handful of teams or they will never ressurect unless a meteor falls on brazilSame applies for all other sudacas: Uruguay should have 3, Colombia 6, Paraguay 4 at most, and honestly brazil should have 16 in the Serie A
>>157471479
Argentinão + Uruguaizão when?
>>157470730Cachacos and Abericans on suicide watch
>>157471349You are the porn actress, mate
>>157471479Colombia should be a league of 8 teams with no relegation/promotion
>>157471479yeah, I only shit twice a week so I can concentrate all the smells and proteins
>>157471519Not even Fatal Model Vitoria would accept my pica pics
>>157471479That's not a solution either, it will fix our leagues for being semen slurpers but we wouldn't take down Brasil. Flamengo costs 250 millions, how would we even compete with that?
>>157471560All the revenues of the main competition on congolombia would be distributed only among 6 teams, making them richer and able to retain and import talent. It wont match Flamengo, but they dont need to. With this change the top colombian team of each year could reliably take down Atletico Mineiro as it currently is reliably, which is already a big improvement
>>157471560>Flamengo costs 250 millions, how would we even compete with that?The same way everyone beats brasilero teams:Murder ballTeamworkFireworks at 2amKidnappingsHalf a ton of stones flying towards their busMonkey dancesPlaying outside of brasilThe issue is brasileros playing in brasil, outside of Rio, brasilero teams only win 1 out of 34 matches.
>>157471572i don't think that has been very effective as >we have won 8 out of the last 10 libertadores and all of them since 2019
>>157471560Team costs are overrated
seeeeloko, copalib tá pokas idea hoji, só pokano. é fri?
>>157471610yeah, but look at whomst youst playedth withnone of them treated you like you deserveBack when racism was allowed you won 0 out of 15, since you got that chick with the curly hair killed, CONMEBOL has been giving you free passes to scale down the violenceI sugget we ramp it up. One dead brasilero per away game and the balance shall be restored
>>157471680since 1992 >we won 20 out of 34the simpler explanation is just that we started caring
>>157471709sure, let's ignore every aspect around CONMEBOL that led to (current events)You wouldn't last a week in Rio
>>157471716i actually wouldn't, you're right about that
>>157471723You wouldn't last a week in my bed either
>>157471542I would accept your pica pics desu...
Ok argenchinos, chill, I will come down there and breed your asses with my BBC, you dont need to beg so much
again with the anglo newsstay off my dick bro
so... no one's gonna talk about what happened recently?
>>157471748omg this is getting steamy (/0/////0/)
>>157471847I'm sorry
>>157471570>making them richer and able to retain and import talent.Lol, you don't know congolombians they would keep the money for themselves and keep buying NGUBUS. Also the TV contract wouldn't be as juicy if there are only 6 teams because it would mean less matches
what happened recently: I became part of the system and now my money is worth 30% less and I pay 1000% more taxes
you can have more matches if you add a third half and make the teams face each other in a neutral camp
We're living a new era of brasiu fulbo where they refuse to sack their shit managers because they want to be GESTÃO SÉRIA like the EUROPEUZINHOS and trust some tuga or hispanohablante to sink the club for years until he actually learns how to manageSão Paulo refuses to sack DorikekGrêBBBio refuses to sack the tugaInter refuses to sack Pezzo MortoOne of the most effective things in brazilians football, science says, is the new coach bounce ("a quicada do novo treinador") the boost in morale after you sack a shit manager, last example: Flu do Marcão (ed. 2942938013)
Football should be played in earth, fire and waterFirst half = normal football played in chão de terra batida2nd half = fireballs, fire grounds are not economically sustainable and could lead to injuries3rd half = waterball, football played over a thin layer of water and soap aka futesabãoAir football still underdevelopment
noooo you cant keep a coach for more than 2 months and build discipline you must sack them every 4 days and hire a worse one every time
>>157472048como você é idiota e retardado. o são paulo tá no terceiro técnico da temporada. o flamengo no segundo, o cruzeiro no segundo, o galo no segundo, o fluminense no segundo, o botafogo no terceiro, o vasco no terceiro. o corinthians no segundo. você cria cenários malucos na sua cabeça oca de merda e vem posta bosta na minha thread. seu lixo, seu imbecil.se mata.
>>157472078Fala do abel caralho
fela o cavalho
Can we goon yet?
Cuca
>na minha thread Mas a thread é minha
>>157472120is that dua lipa
>>157472136No
>>157472120AT LEAST PUT THE "NO RIGHT TURNS" CARTELINHO CENTERED TO THE COLUMN LAZY FUCKS
>>157472141don't you post this bitch ever again then
MEEEEEEEENGODUM DUM DUM DUMMEEEEEEENGODUM DUM DUMMENGÃO EÔ *TSS TSS*MENGÃO EÔ *TSS TSS*
nao nao o chredi é minho!
>>157472165stop trying to be us
>>157472205they should switch coaches to get better results
sociedachi esporchiva du palmeiras
Unironically if Palmeiras won copalib and sacked Abel right before mundial and got a good coach + quicada do novo treinador they'd have a solid chanceOf course1. No one would sack a copalib winner2. It's hard to get a good coach straight awayBut in this hypothetical scenario, yeah, I believe it could work
Imagine gringos seeing their brazilian gf say 'chi amu' for the first timeNo wonder they fall for the brazilian women scam so easily
>>1574722531.palmeiras e flamengo na ultima final da libertadores, pessima atuação em campo2.palmeiras e boca junior semi final disputa de penaltis 3.palmeiras e chelsea no mundial de clubes 04/07/254.ser eliminado pelo time de bairro na libertadores foi meu fim
>>157472260>brazilian womenThat's an oxymoron.
you are the moron
almirón
>>157472239kkkkkkkkkkk meu deus issos manitos kkkkk pqp
If Palmeiras was argie it'd be called Club Atlético Honorable Barão de La Barra Funda y de los dominios marginales del Rio Pinheiros aka El Chancho
>>157472048imagine what she has done in Bariloche
>>157472461I'd rather imagine Leila x Dorival fanfic.
>>157472354more like Club Atlétic Honorable Baron of the Deep Bar and de los owning nogs del River Plate aka The Fat
>>157472120this is what heaven looks like btw
heabean
y el mate?
>>157472689Te meto el bate para que te desbarate
bro is browsing the internets sideways
>>157472120Overrated
>>157472758Sup
>>157472769Sup bro, enjoying the last few weeks in guerrilla land. And you?
>>157472793Wish I could say the same
i'm warning the authorities that macaco louco is attempting to enter the country
>>157472120>reverse searching dualipabots
>>157472864Why? My farts are not dangerous
>>157472808I would like to go to china/taiwan. Too bad it’s too difficult, but china has been my dream since 2018
>>157470894I don't know how you managed to get everything wrong but you did
buddy, you'll just have to settle for the beans
TREMENDO crack
if I make a shitty joke people spit on me but if Facu "pretty eyelashes" does the same joke they clap and cheer
>>157473368>50yo nerman was chosen instead of this guyi fucking hate ancelotti
>>157473206vamos other teams btw
>>157473492You complain about Ney farming aura but not about Vini and "tranny fucker" Casemiro caminando la cancha.
Is João Pedro elligible for TROPA DO URSO now that João Kenedy is dead?
>>157473619vini was always a shitter, i had zero expectations on him, casemiro was another semi retired retarded called due lack of middle fields
he's gonna rant about selecinha again, isn't hehe was almost healednext: brazil 2030 line up
these niggas just be collecting random instagram hoes pictures like pokemon cards
recency bias, what is called
>>157473662>brazilian gets to buenos aires>it turns into malos airesMany such cases.
>>157473662look at the tamanho dessa jamanta
you can't even enjoy a mengão game in your own way without being exposed these days
>>157473924cê num gosta zé?
>>157471479Mongolico subnormal post. Argentinians are not as poor as you'd like to imagine, to start. Camisetas and entradas are noticeably more expensive there, San Silencio have more sócios than most Brasileirão clubs (and are nowhere near the top of the table), and their shitty league has much higher attendances all around. Racing, a small club from a poor shantytown next to Buenos Aires, had an average attendance of 28,700 hinchas last year. 10th overall in the LPF, but enough to be 7th in the Brasileirão in that same year ahead of São Paulo and Fluminense. Belgrano would be ahead of Palmeiras, and River comedically ahead of Flamengo. Whether we look at attendances, sócios, prices or commercial revenue, there is not a single demographic or socioeconomic variable where Argentinians underperform against us. >>157471560Forget Flamengo. If you care about valuations so much, River are currently worth more than every Brasileirão squad other than Palmolengo, Cruzeiro, and, wait for it, Vasco da Gama. Do you think gallinas would be able to reach 5th place in the Brasileirão? Do you think they are anywhere near Corinthians and Fluminense because they have funny numbers? Their squad is worth two Athleticos and I'm sure Furacão would wipe the floor with them if they ever played. The 2023 Fluminense squad that won copalib was famously very, very cheap. One of the cheapest in the Brasileirão and much cheaper than most of copalib. If that's not your clue that there's a different problem at hand, I don't know what to say.
>>157473952Alô consórcio, alô Bap, alô Montenegro, vamos agilizar uma hamburgueria no setor leste, porra.
>>157473961i'm more into thin and flat girls
>>157473952Why isn't he reading na hamburgueria?
>>157474076You see that’s why your coworkers ignore your remarks
>>157474121isso aí parece o pablo vitar porra você é viado
>>157474121>girls
>>157471479>unless a meteor falls on brazilThere's planes crashing and people falling off bridges every other day, a meteor isn't necessary.
>>157474121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L5D8by1AtI
>>157474392>>157474410>>157474441faggots
>>157474441>all those comments basically going YASSSSS QUEENbrazilians want to be american episode 76467
Hispanohablantes will make up dozens of explanations for Brazilian dominance in copalib. They'll talk about rules, about CONMEBOL, about SADs, about hallucinations of Brazilian economic supremacy, they'll give every excuse in the book. But when you point out that they lose because of their ridiculous Campeonato Carioca tier leagues they'll get angry at you and say YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OUR COUNTRY AND OUR TRADITIONS APERTURA AND CLAUSURA ARE CULTURAL HERITAGE
>>157474452skin de esposa do jogador clébson
>>157472048>São Paulo refuses to sack DorikekBecause they don't want to pay the termination fee and there is no one in the market>GrêBBBio refuses to sack the tugaBecause they don't want to pay the termination fee, the guy keeping the club financially afloat likes him, and there is no one in the market>Inter refuses to sack Pezzo MortoBecause they don't want to pay the termination fee, the board already gave up, and there is no one in the market
He thinks a good coach, a legitimately good one who is capable of changing the club in time of saving them, will stop what he's doing to take a job in a shitty dying club with a deplorable political environment and no funds to sign players just for the sake of it. Or even worse, that a good coach would be enough to make a terrible team like Inter or São Paulo just start being good.If São Paulo sacked Dorival right now, their options would be Ramon Menezes and António Oliveira. Not even Mano Menezes is available right now.
>>157474525>>157474588he's a fucking coombrained retard, don't even engage
gurizada tá hostil hoje
you are just black and you don't go to la cancha
Do you know what it takes to throw a barbecue for 200 people down south?1 Gurizada fandangueira jajaja
>>157474680kkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157474680I laughed but I don't get it.
>>157474711There was a band called Gurizada Fandangueira that lit fireworks inside of a dance club and killed more than 200 people because of it, the madmen. Just google boate Kiss.
just put the fries in the bag bro, thanks
rate my coxinha (no catupiry sadly) and this pão de queijo
Rate my cuzinho
Nigga eating dried turds.
trikaschizo got doxxed?
Hoje tem Fogão. Who is with >us ?
chega de copalib por hoje
>>157474980We need you.
>>157474793that's chipa i'm afraid
>>157475058Don't be afraid my sweetheart
>>157475058You are a chipa, mate
Puma finally started to make stronger shirts
>nonstop green flags crack open a window, it's starting to stink in here
>>157473636BUNDA!
Blue flags when there's an empty seat in a Copa do Brasil game in a stormy wednesday night
>>157468563>her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtcvM3s1I1s
calleri faking a lesion to avoid playing against bosta jr
Caralho, Fogão...
I I I love farty beansthey make me smell so goodI I I love farty beansthey make me smell so badwhen they are so foul
> a colombian is the scorer of brasileiraothe state of brasilian 9s. And trikaschizo used to bitch about O EMPERADOR. also>textorfobokkkk
Athletico is a gigantic club. Possibly even bigger than Vasco...
>>157475640Ele não é bom, ele só joga no Athletico. But I wouldn't expect you to get it.
>>157475664where did I say ele e bom?
ants are gigantic creatures. Possibly even bigger than fleas...
>he doesn't know about Gigantic Amazonian Ants
>put fire
Fire ants.
Bruno Formiga
anteDEGUEMON
Vitinho is one of the worst players in the world
Porotão
niggas be naming their players shit like Cocacolinho
>>157475780Engraçado que do Roberto ninguém fala nada
>>157475846vai tomar no seu cu
>>157475846I won't ask. I feel a dark, malicious intent behind your reply.
>>157475858
que Roberto ?
>>157475904el que te dejo el culo abierto lmao got em
>>157475904>>157475909NOOOOOOOOOOOOO como le vas a hacer esto pendejo
He regifted himself
Una nueva noche fria en el barrio...
Calma, calma. O Fogão vai virar.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Virar to Serie B
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157475981Textor doesn't run the club anymore. You can let go.
>>157475945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN40SqfzqRg
>We have professional America antisCopalib loves to hate and hates to love
>>157476084América is probably the most hated small club after Vasco and Athletico. You'd be surprised at how many mineiros fiercely dislike them.
TIME SEM VERGONHA in Engenhão
>>157476133BARK
>>157476084I WISH I was paid to hate America, I would love my profession
I don't care about America at all
>>157476108Why?
>>157471479The Paraguayan League should unite with Mato Grosso do Sul, Paraná and the north of Argentina.
america america, esto es america
I have a America shirts I bought on sale at their official store when I got stranded in BH without my luggage for a few days. They are a great conversation starter, when I use the shirt I google the last match to pretend I follow them.
>>157476148No idea, I'm not a mineiro. I just see it happen a lot.
ok bruno bulhões
>>157476148>>157476193they, both the fans and the club management act like dindus. mistaking kindness for weakness
DENÚNCIA GRAVEFerraresi did the racism sign and nobody cared because he's white
>A bunch of villeros robbed a bank in my cityWhy are cops not allowed to kill them on the spot?
>>157476245KWAB
>>157476252I thought that only happens in movies
>>157476252cops are just villeros with a badge
>>157471479Stop being dumb. How much money would a league with 8 argie teams would flow??? 18 or 20 would be a good number
>>157473492This dude was a zero with seleção
>>157475640We dont make number 9 anymore
>>157476366Vai tomar no teu cu, vai.
>>157475974America is kill
>>157476383Didnt pass the eye test
yes and?
I'm afraid god will punish me by making my team lose in the Copa do Brasil quarterfinals
>>157476252la culpa es de la abogada
>>157476419Stop gooning to AI images anon
>>157476396You're right. It's Casemiro, Matheus Cunha, Vinicius Júnior, Danilo, Alex Sandro, Igor Thiago and Neymar that passed the eye test.
>>157476472Igor Thiago actually did
You will NEVER convince me Igor Thiago is decent.>but but he is the second top scorer from shithampton united!!!Alerrandro from Vitória was the top scorer in the brazilian league in 2024 and I don't see you glazing him. It just means there is no one else to score in the team.
>sampalobbykkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
What if it happened again?
>>157476487kkkkk igor chiago was called because endrick won a penalty vs croatia and gifted to him
>>157476572he's the definition of decent and a very one dimensional player, not his fault playing forward make people hope you're R9
We are so back.
wwyd when Vasco get their own hotel and airport?
>milton delgado is fine and didn't had an injury
/copalib/ I come to you again for medical advice, how the FUCK do I get those really sticky boogers out of my system? my nose keeps getting clogged up and I blow my nose but nothing comes out, I need some remedy for this situation please
>>157477065Daily 500g intake of black beans. You can eat them all at once or slip the doses between meals, it doesn't matter.
>>157477065Let me suck your dick and you'll feel better
>>157477065A half a litter glass of water with half a lemon juice and a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate should do the trick
>stinky boogershow does that happen?
>>157477134STICKY, NOT STINKYLEARN TO READ YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!
>>157477138y so rude? tá de chico?
>>157477141I was just being playful.Didn't mean to offend :)
>>157477138>>157477157bipolar disorder. sociopathic behaviour
>>157477162Are you seriously going to diagnose my mental health based on two 4chin posts, my friendo?
>>157477184I am qualified
>>157477186I love you
>>157477210diagnostic: homosexual
>>157477222Double trips checked>homosexualI posted a vid of a really hot girl tho. I'm bi at the very least
>>157477241bis are gays, sorry you're gay.
>>157477247Oh...Ok
least zesty monos btw
>>157477386>monos>pluralI'm the only faggot of my kind. Brazilians are a naturally straight and conservative lot.But this is turning into /int/
the biggest tvrkpill
>>157477399>'m the only faggot of my kindthere are at least 3 trikeiros here
>>157477210who is she?
>>157477667Juliana Wetmore
brazilians are happy all the time because they know the secret of Beleza ®
the secret: 15 minutes of barefoot samba every morning, yes even in winter, if you don't do it your state gets floods
https://x.com/TNTSportsAR/status/2092077784654897544sampaoli moment
>>157477800INSÓLITO
>>157477800sampaloli uwu
>Leila isn't going to buy anyone to replace Allanyou sell a player for 40 million euros and simply don't buy anyone. I fucking hate that carioca de merda
LEEEILAAAAYOU GOT ME ON MY KNEES LEILAAAAAAAAAAA
Clima sem vergonha
>>157478074Good players don't exist anymore. You sell a player for 40 million euros and next thing you know there's nothing to do with the money because everyone else is bad. The more your club signs, the worse the team gets.
Nunca se viu tanta roubalheira e tanta corrupção desde que a Leila, testa de ferro de produtores de cocaína, assumiu o PalmeirasBasicamente 80% dos jogos de 2021 até hj deveriam ser anulados
vc só fala merda e vergonha, isso é vc
bom chia, beleza pra tudos vcs hj nesse dia du deus
Good morning for all my pipobros.
>women comentators and hags in sportsnewsI am sure zero (0) people asked for this. But I guess you can't just fire the former bunny.
>>157478950he cute
name 5 anime
Reincarnated in a world where beans are overpowered
Bitch called truck.
>>157478542I’m sure you fap to leila
poor vasco, are they the laughingstock of this season?
>this season
>this decade
bom chia copalib, seis tão feroz?
não importa o que aconteça sempre te amarei são paulo
>>157479688Very suspicious post while being 5 points away from relegation >>157479621>>157479573BBBascuck broos
>>157479713we'll go to morumbi save the team from relegation
>>157479713>he doesn't know how many Bs there arehttps://youtu.be/vD_RcvoOIP0
>two more hours of meetingsFucking end me already.
what would be the new name tho?Sao Bablo? Bao Pablo? TriBkas? Club da Bé? Jason Boorheés? SoBBBerano?The posibilities are infinite
San Baplo
>>157479722Ok, I agree. When are we going >>157479738Kek
SERIO: If Mirassol win all their coming games they can still win Brasileirao.(THIS POST WAS FACT CHECKED BY /copalib/ AUTHORITIES)
>>157479763Morumbolas
each fart you take follows you until you die, on your way to carioca heaven you have to carry that weight on your back all the way to Cristo Redentor
admit it, your life would be meaningless if not for brazilians
my life without brazilians would be sad because there'd be nothing to laugh about
didn't you elect a clown who talks to dead dogs? that's plenty to laugh about
nigga all your presidents either are or have been in jail
that's no laughing matter though
>coworker is sick so she keeps gemendo mansinho in my ear
you all need to get blue collar jobs
>boss got mad so now I have to lick her feet
>my goy politicians are better than your goy politicians>NOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT, WE FART LOUDER
>>157480008can you post more stuff of this kind?
anti semitism and racism must he fun when you are illiterate and black
Performance review is over guys, I'm not fired and it was all a bit of a slap in the wrist nothing burger so I'm quite mad I lost sleep and hair over this, maybe that's how Vasco fans feel every time they play.
fruits brazilians never heard of, I'll start:apples
>>157480284Tuparitamanguis
>>157480284ferrocolocos
>>157480253I’m glad I don’t have this shit very often. I can’t remember the last time I had one performance review
apple? isn't that like a brand or sumfin?
/copalib/ poster performance reviews
Yeah it says here you haven't been to la cancha ever since you were 5 and that was for an amistoso? Can you explain a bit further why that's the case?
>>157480573I signed a NDA
barra funda pqp
o que nao cheira nao peida
>>1574800061. You made me look for this gem2. Post youre job
>>157480617Loucura, amigo
>>157480666>666Eu nao sou amigo do chiablo fdp AQUI É AMIGO DO JESUS VIVA CRISTO REY PORRA PRA CRALHO SEU NOME SEA MINHA COPA É DA O FEIJAO DU CADA CHIA MINHA VIDA POR VOCE
Gurizada tá se passando hoje
it's the turkish blood in their veins
Roberto "o futanari" Givaraldes Da Silva
>>157471479Why not a sudaca Superliga with regional teams, like in Super Rugby Americas?
>>157480762>buenos aires>not a striped pajamas kit
cu
>>157478481kek you're kinda right
>>157468296Coutinho to são paulo
>>157480680
>>157479993
>>157476472Nah, most are too old. Plus everybody you posted except neymar showed something in seleção(some were more bad than good), wjile joao pedro played like shit 100% of the time.I would givd another chance doe
>>157480680Eu sou amigo do chiablo
>>157480762>medelimI dunno if brasileros are cute or extemely retarded
>>157481030Don't look up how they say tire.
Off to sonequiña
>>157481042>gominha ó cauchutãokkkkk meus menaitos
Reminder argentinos like mexicans
>>157481164I have atracción sexual with mexicanas and argentinas
>>157481168Just like a mexican
I've never met a mexican that had the correct amount of chromosomes
God gives its toughest fights to his stinkiest soldiers.
brasil is the mejico of argentina
>>157481263What's the brasil of argentina?
peru
>>157481335Brasil, sometimes Peru or Uruguay are the Argentina or Brasil
I'm the chita of tarzan
>le chitaNot in front of the brasileros bro
being unemployed is so good
^ coworker and pisces btw
>>157481218Bruh
>>157481477Ofc it isn’t
more like piss sees
>>157481189can you post more stuff of this kind?
can you post more turks
>>157468296who's the skirt
espoo
>>157481675copeelib
sao pau
>>157477210
>>157473952Feijão de vara é bom com torresmo?
é a hora da siestinha
Voted by PLAYERS, Specialists and SCIENCE And Then some cabeça de bagre who never played interclasse comes talk shit about Igor Chiago
Just took a sonequinha sinistra
>>157481732Você é comedor flex ou queridê?
>>157481925so much thisIgor Thiago won, Harvard won, Fauci won
>sent two week notice to my current employer because I got a new, better job that pays twice as muchI might kill myself today, or tomorrow, or die of a heart attack.
>>157481925i hear one of my coworkers having meltdowns about declan rice and timber all the time
>>157482040why
Brasil, país do fuchibol (not true, by the way, in fact, Germany, England and Argenchina are better claims)
Keep your "fuchi", we got the samba, the bunda
Sir, I’m afraid Argenchina surpassed us in the bunda industry as well
>>157482054I can't handle big changes or uncertainty, I'm /weakmind/
>>157482281It's called anxiety, fairly common problem. You can get that treated.
Just swallow half a dozen SSRI and down them with cumWorked for this guy >>157481732
how are we feeling?
>>157482375independenchi do vale winscuzeiro wins
>>157482508wrong answer. delete your post and try again
>>157482281I try and tell myself it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. If you tell yourself it doesn’t matter, like you do shows, you do this, you do that and then you have earthquakes in India where 400,000 people get killed. Honestly, it doesn’t matter. That’s how I handle stress.
>>157482375XÚ
>>157482281>big changes or uncertaintyAnon the company will do fine without you.
>>157482375independiente del valley will win
Hey guys i just found out about this place at /r/futebol, they said it's a place to share memes and funny jokes hahahahaha, i hope we can all laugh at results every day because this is the best thing about football: laugh. No racism or xenophobia, i hope so because that's not good.About me: i'm just a 31 yo guy from São Paulo, i enjoy playing video games, i like NFL (lets go Bulls) and i support São Paulo Futebol Clube (Lugano is my idol)
>>157482711you have been spamming landwhales here for years now, you don't fool anyone
>Set to join Sporting (Portugal), Kaique travels to Europe this Tuesday night to finalize the deal and become Palmeiras' most expensive goalkeeper sale—at R$ 24 million—despite never having played for the club as a professional.how do we keep getting away with it?
>>157482736you already answered that with the image
>>157482711>at /r/futebolGo back and stay there
Palmeiras hired a goalkeeper that got scored on by Pedro Certezas and Vitor Sergio Rodrigueshttps://x.com/CentralDoBrega/status/2092333685181702492
>>157482711welcome brother :)
>>157482780>CentralDoBrega/status/2092333685181702492fuck off fag stop sharing these gimmick accounts
>>157482780>Pedro CertezasThat a character from Chavez.
>>157482846CALMA POURRA
>>157482780Que resenha absurda, amigos :laughingemoji:
but here's my numberso call me porra
>>157482942vai tomar no seu cu filho da puta, já não basta qualquer assunto de futebol na internet brasileira ser ditada por esses filhos da puta e você ainda faz o desserviço de trazer esse cancer para o ambiente internacional
o ambienchi inchernacional
cenas lamentables
kek xe mad
>cugulo vs pateticofinally some good footie
Unfortunate last name.
ボバジェリアが始まった
>nerman won't be playing against Palmeiras10 million a month for this
querem obrigar o maior craque brasileiro desde pelé a jogar na porra do piso de plástico agora?
>Palmeiras at artificial field? noooo bring me Remo at poço de lama
Cuzeiro or patético mineiro today?
>>157483244I like Cruzeiro more as a club, but Galo have grown on me after this World Cup. They play with race and determination, it's really good to see it. I hope they win a title this year.
>>157483377>but Galo (cock) have grown on me
Readers added context: Pelé played in a pasto fodido
Brasileiros be like >my first team (opposite of my dads), my 2nd team (European), my third team (São Paulo) have no chance this year, might as well support the Belo Horizonte Cocks, up the cocks!
Pasto fodido, uma delicia.
AAAAH I FINALLY GET ITcock vs cu
>>157483377ai que fofo!se mata
Brazilian try not to be sexual challenge: impossible
Eu sou bem seducente
double beleza is too much beleza
Jinx it
Tolima has it in the bag.
Tolima is literally on fire
>>157483705>>157483732When I said jinx it I didn’t mean Tolima
>>157483768There is no need to worry, Tolima shall flood the valley
Bap sued Pedrinho
cugolosojajajajabasado cheese eater
>>157483768I'm not jinxing anything, Tolima is quite literally on fire.
>>157484071>>157483768Del Valle is winning this copalib, I'm dead serious.
I don't know man, IDV has mística copera and Tolima is the eternal pecho frio that sells matches. If you look pecho frio on a dictionary you will see the Indio Pijao, they have no way of winning tonight
>>157483768>>157484233estaba todo tranquilo hasta que llegaron este par de hijueputas a cagarlo todo
all these fucking faggot boomers who bragged about having a thick skin are the most litigious people in the universe
>>157480959I destroyed that dude here
>wow guys this fla-flu final is going to be so heckin awesome!!!The real ones know IDV and Liga barras will brawl in the streets of Montevideo
>>157484362tá carente?
>>157481624Anon.....>>157483732Big if true
Canta a primavera, páCá estou carenteManda novamenteAlgum cheirinho de alecrim
>>157484269Suck my dick
>>157484233We call it altitude
kaio jorge fez a mesma escola que o endrick
>>157484376Nah, im victorious
>>157484544I hate it when bad players do the stupidest tackles you'll ever see because>clássico é isso aí, tem que chegar com vontade!!!
The man isnt here
the temperature is risingzero yellow given so far
We cruzeiro or atletico today?
>>157484620>desimpedidosGo back to Facebook
just found a website filled with chinese ASMR. vamos cruzeiro btw
can't imagine a worse language for that
>>157484628stop lying desimpedidos doesnt exist anymore >>157484680fr?
is Zé Rafael part of the tribe?
>>157484727good to see Palestra Italia fake being proud of their history
>>157484715Palmeiras? Yes
>>157484620fdp PARA
Fred is apanhating in this game
Cruzeiro players don't seem to be in the best physical state
>espn>alina moine>switch to tyc>some bitch talkingRemember when women weren't allowed to talk about football?
does it matter tho? vignolo, gustavo lopez and all the sida from espn/tyc are no better than women talking
argentine channels be like>isso me da tyc tyc nervoso tyc tyc nervosokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk eu tô pagaaaando!
>>157484936kkkkkkk
>>157484936kkkkkk falou coisa crazy top hein, tá?
>>157484936São Paulo were really good back then
>>157484936that's gotta be the worst post ever posted on the 23 years of this site
>>157484984worse than CP? you're sick bro
>>157484993I felt molested by it
>>157484877gatti was right
>no one is commenting cuguloso x cockis it that boring?
>>157485047yes, i even moved it to my second monitor to play Tibia
>>157485047the game is too truncated
Is this a yellow?
they're all black bro I'm not watching that shit
>vitor hugo>bernard happy legs>maycon>renan lodiGalo has a nice team for Copa do Brasil 2018>>157485080no
and yet here you are posting in the black thread
>>157485090well
golazo
new thread?
PONGAN HUEVOHOY TE VINIMO A VERPONGAN HUEVO HOY NO PODES PERDERTE LLEVAMOS EN EL CORAZON ESTA HINCHADA SE MERECE SER CAMPEEOOOOON
>>157484936kkkkkk eu ri porque to chapado
>>157485047It's very bad. If Vasco x Fluminense is anything we can go by, all of the derbies will be slurpers. I hate this stupid cup so much.
imagine the grenal
>>157484984it was cringe as fuck but average in this general
>>1574851920-0 and multiple suicides by viewers
>>157484753dont worry, santos and grebio will be the ones relagated with chape and remo
(((who))) is behind the goleiro otavio psyops?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>157485090Renan lodi masterclass
>everson
Fag ner
>>157485217what about vasco?
>>157485243zoio?
João Costa 67 in
o gol do GalãoRenan Lodi 70'
>>157485090This joke gets recycled for a different club (plus Fluminense) every year and they usually end up fine.
I fuckin hate IDV so much
>>157485225Most goalies in our league are dogshit. I don't think we have more than 5 actually good keepers in the Série A.
>>157485318gracias triplehijueputaojala y se muera cuando este durmiendo, comemierda
>>157485393Cassio is timeless
>>157485398>Being rude to your /copalib/ friendsChill man
>>157485411timeless as in out of time
Don't worry, Tolima will win this
>>157485411You probably also say cuidado con Boca
another one for independiente del valley
>>157485553entreguem as taça
>>157485553But can they beat Flamengo?
>>157485567pretty much yeah
>>157485567don't you worry about that
>>157485586Fase de grupos não conta
I bet you didn't know the mundial starts tomorrow
>>157485567Without altitude? No
Tolima is losing
Tolimabros...
>>157485318Your fault for trusting a Congo team
>>157486049>>157486049>>157486049
>>157468296
