England Cricket Team?
More like Pooland Pooey Peem

Beer
Golf
and a bit of cricket on the side

YFO

>so broken by the >poopeeland >peewee chat he posts poo for everything now
I guessing you were a fat unpopular kid in school

still need to discuss this one https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/cricket/new-zealand-forced-to-share-over-60-cricket-world-cup-title-with-controversial-england-side/7TNHCMPALJDXPCPZXQGQKQS5DI/

It’s behind a paywall you fuckwit.
>final was abandoned due to rain
lmao so buck broken by 2019 you think his is England “cheating”

>>157469520
Pooplexing poost

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https://youtu.be/Npog746rCUs

I don’t want to thumb a laptop anymore

i'm not spoonfeeding any cunt who doesn't have the ability to use a paywall bypasser extension.

don't expect anyone to read it then

kek this cunt is absolutely BOILING

Read this:

*farts*

PVO

>Pozzie Vermin Out
based self hating Pozzie

>>157469626
don't think we'll be seeing him for quite some time

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>paywall bypasser extension

i refuse to install an extension to read "the news"

>peeweecucks are fine with have 2 newspapers and 50% of them being paywalled
no stuff.nz doesn't count (completely brainlet name btw)

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>>157469607
>>157469859
me¿ a mutipass kinda fella ngl x

Are you blokes too poor to pay for the news?

someone should make a /cric/ thread

get my news from cric
simple as x

might go and have some england crickets next time i'm out on the town

boutta finna make an English cricket bigly as soon as I am done with my ‘fee ngl

>>157469939
thoughts on replacements for ausissises top order?

sebshit's desperate seething from another board was unbelievable grim. has to be up there with the most poothetic moments in /cric/ history

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>>157470010
tabla x

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>>157469510
keKkk>>157469531
>>157469626
>>157469844

>are fine with have 2 newspapers
this cunt really crashing out so hard over a paywall he forgot how to use his native tongue KEK

>>157469939
there are highlights of yesterdays championship matches which i haven't got round to posting

>>157470010
>passive agressebbo
kek

>>157470024
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE NEWSPAPER SAAR

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can u post this image on /sp/cric
and write
“googoo gaagaa”

>>157470010
qrd?

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>>157470060

>>157470071
x

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>>157470046
>>157470057

just josh tongueing with ya fella lol x

>>157470125
big fan of ur cARSEING around fella x

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>>157470164

>>157469493
carsey carsey
out on his aresey

to be fair to zachy, even carse can't get in

>>157470189
Doubt he would play for the Test side again even before this. He might have been Englands top wicket taker in the Ashes but was pretty poor overall, even if a lot of it was down to team tactics I don't think he deserves to get off scot free from that; deservedly dropped.

Besides he doesn't really offer much: isn't fast enough to be consider a proper fast but then doesn't swing or seam it much, just another of the >muh zoom zoom fast we need fasts rarted logic we had from under McCum. Basically just another Atkinson; and they've brought back Robbo so yh don't see him being back any time soon.

Also he already had a mark against his name from betting on a match which he got punished for.

I find that cricket simply does not inspire much enthusiasm in me.

Imagine being a poo lmao

>>157470306
tell me what does

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/Highlights & Reports/ of Championship, round 10, day 4

>Division One

Hampshire 197. & 283. v Yorkshire 173. & 301.
>RESULT: Yorks win by 39 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2k259wpxeo
https://youtu.be/8z0Wzf4Fyoo


Leicestershire 151. & 257. v Glamorgan 152. & 214.
>RESULT: Leics win by 42 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c62x2vz3082o
https://youtu.be/7cnMyyZJJ0w

Somerset 469. & 103/2. v Essex 158. & 412.
>RESULT: Somerset win by 8 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c86n6jl78lqo
https://youtu.be/mhb31mYL2Pw

>Division Two

Gloucestershire 150. & 395/7dec. v Worcestershire 267. & 281/2.
>RESULT: Worcs win by 8 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c20d0gn0w8no
https://youtu.be/D4kBGuvAq_w

Lancashire 137. & 129. v Northamptonshire 284. & 298/4dec.
>RESULT: Northants win by 316 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq565wd548vo
highlights on ECB website

Middlesex 249. & 309. v Kent 350. & 245.
>RESULT: Kent wins by 46 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce8k8gydnjlo
https://youtu.be/LbDHrpWbjTU

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Table as now is

>>157470010
ever since he admitted to being a 1st gen jeet immigrant the more his behaviour makes sense to me
like them, he doesn't have any concept of shame and is fine humiliating himself

cannot believe he's the 'hallloo sarrr, I do it for she' bindian and not the US accent kind. lmao can't stop reading 'tabla' and all his posts in the scammers type of accent since either

>>157470377
Trannies and NRL

>Pace bowler Brydon Carse has been removed from England's squad for the second Test against Pakistan amid an ongoing investigation into an incident that led to him being handcuffed by police.

that was going to be the only outcome desu
idk if England have a drinking problem overall but was a bit weird hearing harmison earlier trying to push it as cricket having a drinking problem
except for >us, only Aus really have that culture and even they seem to save any excessive stuff for either an ashes series or tournament win

>>157470226
>betting on a match which he got punished for.

Carse was banned after putting 303 bets on matches between 2017 and 2019, though he was not involved in any of them.

LOL. He's a proper brainlet.

more like brydon arse

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thoughts on India v Sri Lanka test criggy fellas¿ shame about the weather in Colombo innit
>crigetting during monsoons
lmoa aammoiirite??

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yh, if weather cooperates, another BORING AND EFFICIENT BHARAT WIN
ya?
#clinical #test criggy for ind-aus-saf-nz only #rest can play ‘undies

brb
a preemptive
>play ur ‘undies moite
for anyone still confused about the utter STATE of test criggy

>googoo gaa gaa

*taps*>>157473222

India are playing cricket? I wouldn't know since our resident British Indian hasn't spoken a word about it

not seen him in a while
probably realised sebshit was a 1st gen jeet and not the same as him
anyway, 2-0

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soOOO how goes things in the ‘undie moite? corRR @ those strike rates innit¿ yh?? hhaaa

also daily remainder >>157473169

>make 4-5 (always low quality) posts a week
>start spamming 20 posts and self-replies in a single /cric/ during an England test match
>get banned
>lose your mind and try to organise a raid from a completely different board
>give in to the temptation, reset your IP to evade the ban so you can get back to spamming and self-replying

lmao sebshit in charge of masking how much the ireland series (2-0 I believe) utterly mindbroke him

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x

also medbedev stat x ∞

>>157474329
ngl he's done you here seb

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prize on the way KING x

https://youtu.be/0Mn9hMoEB8Q?t=240
skip to 4min if the timestamp don't work

all of the posts in this thread are good
this is a good thread

think I just won't bother actually

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>>157475229

remember when labuschagne was the next bradman
lol
haha

we were just kidding

extremely disappointed the chase uk doesn't have any fuckable chasers like tiger mum or the smiling assassin
do better england

is that like the big bash or something

>>157477153
for me, it's the smiling assassin. funny how cuckinfo went to shit after Brydon Coverdale left though isn't it.

>>157477153
biz idea: vixen on a diet

sometimes i wonder about the current status of retardmen
not simply whether they may be in or, whatever the opposite of "in" is, but about their entire agenda and what it means, or doesn't mean, as it were.

peeweesnakes gangstalkin the genny lads

having a laugh to myself thinking how low the standard of questions of the australian chase must be
>oi mate, spell boomerang

'ning 'ads

Most of the questions on the chase are piss in the UK lol. It’s just the contestants are thick northern itv customers.

zachy applied to be on The Chase but they had to tell him it wasn't about catching HIV

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>>157478405
kek gottem

>>157478300
this but governess

>>157474329
that tour broke shitjeet as well
imagine having 1 sport, over 1b potential players to pick from and losing to.... direland

does india have The Chase?

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morn’ gimbas x
Dinusha holding up Bharat innit¿
>>157479011
negative fella
never watched it, any good ¿

the only chase they have is chasing real Aryan women (white)
lord knows they can't chase runs to fucking ireland

>>157478300
She was never that good looking desu, think whoever does the jokes for Brad has a slampig fetish. She was on an early season of Only Connect which her team won (the Gamblers iirc) and she was still in her 20s then.

Paul "the Sinnerman" Sinha is the only one who is a cricket fan afaik