>Jed york tries to buy sex from online ad>shows up at Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community (a trailer park) in East Palestine Ohio and walks into trafficking task force sting>spends 1 day in jail, charges reduced, posts $5k bondWhy the fuck are these billionaires getting trailer park hookers in Ohio
>billionaires are incels now Grim
holy SOVL
>>157471827>employ a woman>get jailed
>>157471827>Why the fuck are these billionaires getting trailer park hookers in OhioPussy is pussy and women are too tiresome to maintain a relationship with
>>157471827>Why the fuck are these billionaires getting trailer park hookers in OhioHe is from Ohio. Ohio is the new LA.
Excellent use of taxpayer resources, though someone that rich could have just fucked an escort
>>157471983Ah so he was fucking his cousin. Gotcha.
>>157471827>Why the fuck are these billionaires getting trailer park hookers in OhioEven if you have prime rib and lobster for dinner every day, sometimes you still get a craving for McDonalds
>>157471827>Why the fuck are these billionaires getting trailer park hookers in Ohiothe risk and dirtiness gets their dick hard
Apparently, he pulled up with a set of concealed steak knives and was charged with having weapons on him lmao
>>157472001or flown to SEA and drown yourself in a Pattaya bar girl's thigh tattoos
>>157471827>>157472001It's the thrill of doing something trashy like this and getting away with it. He flew too close to the sun
>>157472094A cheap hooker will also probably work harder, but it is infinitely more likely you will be arrested/get an STD/get robbed vs. some escort
York is a real Ohio nigga
>>157472094sex fetishes are all about humiliation, humiliating a poor woman is maybe a turn on, or him resorting to a cheap whore is humiliating for himself and it turns him on.
>east Palestine
>>157472377>east Palestine>it's actually thousands of miles west of PalestineWho writes this shit?
>>157472393hmmm sweetey, earth is a globe.
>>157471827What’s the charge, officer? Procuring the services of a lady? A succulent trailer park slam pig?
>land of the free>cant pay for sex between two consenting adults
>>157472350>>157472471Courts are also all about humiliation when it comes to prostitution. Parading people like this around. Though maybe the fact that he would risk it points to that he doesn't mind this humiliation either. The only thing we can say with absolute certainty is that the police help noone are just a general annoyance to te public.
>>157471945Unfortunately true
KEEEEEEK calipacos!
>>157471827>York popped for trying to slam some methed out Ohio Trailer park whore>Shanahan causing an accident because he dropped his phone, grows a mustache afterwards Ninersbros....it's our year....finally.....
I thought the Epstein elite were never punished for sex crimes. Checkmate, libtards.
>Lose to hated Seattle in Football (who wins it all)>Knicks win NBA championship>NBA rapes and gapes baseball in ratings>Lakers get bought by hated kushner>49ers cursed>Dodgers might be sold too>Ohtani can leave if walter leavesCan it get any worse for them?
east palestine
wife getting half his money now?expensive hooker
>>157474114He already filed for divorce in May.https://www.49erswebzone.com/articles/202625-49ers-owner-arrest-details-emerge/
>>157474247ohwith money like that he could have at least traveled to somewhere it was legalguess franchise owners aren't franchise owners because they're smart
>>157474325>guess franchise owners aren't franchise owners because they're smartAll you need is a shit ton of capital, most of which these retards inherited.
>>157472498Christo-feminist shithole
>>157472128>concealed steak knivesKEK
Wtf if I got a hooker I'd budget for at least $400
>literal billionaire nfl owner>cant get laidextremely grim
Yall niggas forgot Robert Kraft?
real old school youngstown greaseball shit, he deserves respect for sticking to his roots
i miss backpage bros...why'd they have to get rid of it?
>>157475198skipthegames
>>157475198same. craigslist too.
>$140Beyond grim
>>157475308lel who the fuck pays a buck forty for a whore?
>>157471844Take away his billions and he wouldn't be getting laid.
>>157471827>Why the fuck are these billionaires getting trailer park hookers in OhioAnonymity. If he DMs an Instagram or onlyfans whore for sex, that bitch will expose and blackmail him
>>157471827>5'8"Being over 6' tall is literally the same amount of sexual market value as being a billionaire lmao.
o chikaner
>>157475198>>157475269based feds
>>157475630Trvke
>>157475630>>157476354lol, virgins
>>157471827>Why the fuck are these billionaires getting trailer park hookers in Ohioit just hits different bro
>>157471827>married He mad
>>157474114She fucked enough of that. Its time for the payout
It's incredible how everyone just falls for the most obvious false flag sting operation of all time.
>>157476484A person who writes a comment like that is 1) extremely low iq low intelligence, now I'm serious about this, saying someone is dumb online is commonplace and yet they function somehow in real life, but this type of person is not like that, it's another level of dumb 2) very likely underage, 3) baiting for a response of any kind.
>>157474632>All you need is a shit ton of capitaluhh what? what do you mean "all you need">oh all you need to buy a ferarri is 300 grand>all ypu need to get into a good college is great grades and test scores>all you need to get in shape is exercise and eat rightidk why but you triggered me lol
>>157475065it has never been more over than now in the history of men. If you are sub-8 sub-6ft then you might as well just call it quits.
im a 34 year old kissless virgin with a shit job living with mommy and daddy... i totally have a chance to make it, when even a billionaire nfl owner is going to prostitutes, right sp? i totally shouldnt be thinking about suicide every moment of my life like i do now right?
>>157476939It's whack that most under 40 couples you see in a major city are oofy doofies or a chad with a literal harem of 2+ women following him around. With the latter, he probably isn't boning them all but him dating one of them sets the bar for the friend group and going below that is a mark against any of them. It's actually extremely easy to just never have interactions with women that aren't business or family related these days. I can't really remember the last time I interacted with a woman for pure socialization and I'm in my 20s and decent looking. Oh wait, that was in Asia kek. The US is so fucking dead.
>>157471827OHHHHH HE'S OUT NOW
>>157476939>sub-8bro do you mean an 8 inch hog? that's like 1% of the population your brain is broken by porn dude. google what a bell curve is.
>157477022I'm going to answer this on the most likely wrong assumption I'm not being baited. He means sub 8/10 in attractiveness.
>>157477022ayyo bruh thinkn bout dicks wtf dis a footbowl discussin
>>157476984Foids have entire facebook groups specifically because they are all dating the same 20 guys and some of them can't cope with it. Beyond over...
>>157477069The way things are going you could throw a gf in front of me and I'm not sure I'd take it. I went from plowing random tinder hoes and getting a hot gf in 2019 to absolutely nothing for over half a decade. At a certain point you lose the instinct to look for companionship and the stories of guys I know getting their lives destroyed because of their wives cheating out of boredom is enough to make me question if any of its worth it. Not like the "successful" relationships are any less miserable.
>>157472377Weird coincidence that East Palestine is also where that horrific train fire happened.
>>157471827The funniest part is that he's 5'8
>>157477163> 5.8 > worth 8.5 Billie > still needs to pay cheap trailer hookers Life is one cruel joke.
man of the people. giving business to trailer whores instead of overpaying some overcharging "needlessly working, can get a husband no problem but is just lazy and moneygrubbing" whore
157475198tryst dot link
>>157471827Aren't they coming to Australia soon, where prostituion and brothels are legal and open?
>>157471827> Jed york tries to buy sex from online adWhat the hell is wrong with amerimutts?
Can't a white boy get a lil motion
>going to a trailer park to fuck a 140 dollar crack whorei really, really wanna know what he rolled up in, and what kinda sex they were gonna have
I was 5'4 in 5th grade and only grew 4 more inches into adulthood...cruel
>>157476966don't worry about it, sex is overrated and most women arent worth it
>>157471827>goes to pork a trailer trash slut for a reasonable price Victimless crime
>>157475065He could get a highclass escort but sometimes you want a greasy hamburger instead of a delectable steak
>>157478334He could afford a high price escort but how many of them actually exist in that decaying corner of Ohio? He may have wanted something right away, checked online for something local, and that's when he saw the police department's fake ad that snared him.
>>157472094>>157478334leave it to the yanks to bring it all back to hamburgers
>>157476939This is going to be reversed in the right-wing dictatorship, just hold out for a few more years.
Guy got divorced in May. In jail, in Ohio, 3 months later.>>157475580This is every billionaire, more or less. Also tons of athletes. Ronaldinho and Tiger Woods aren't that great looking, but they were the #1 athlete in their sport for a period of time. A lot of women would like to say "I banged the #1 golfer" or "y'know the most famous soccer player on Earth, I fucked him ;)".> there's also the "trying to trap guys for a paycheck" scum of the Earth womenBernard Arnault is a wily, old, silver fox. He also sells booze, and is French, so he probably doesn't need money but he's like 1 out of the 1,000 billionaires on Earth that has game.>>157475630once you get old enough, height matters less and less. i'm not saying it doesn't matter, but i'm 5'5, married, and have sex with my wife nearly every day. i'm also over 40, have done well in my career and am financially successful, have a Master's degree, and have non-digital hobbies like sailing> most "gamer girls" don't like "gamer guys", get off the video games> screaming at your computer at 3am because a 14yo killed you in CoD isn't attractive> being extremist (left or right) isn't attractive> read books> yada yada yada>>157476822when you have steak every day, sometimes you want shitty 3am pizza> East Palestine, Ohio... where that environmental train derailment disaster happenedmaybe he wanted a Fallout mutant to bang?
every American using the same comparisons kwab
>>157475065we all have some vaginas we regret filling> i had a good 2 year run of nothing but slampigs
>>157477541i mean in ACT right or Quenbeyan? may as well be on Mars on how far away that is from Sydney unless you get on a plane and that's not good pickings> Aussie girls are down to fuck all the time> Like, buy them a drink and say 2 witty things and you'll get your dick wet
>>157477476>the most average hos want 400 for a fucklmao even
