The first Monday Night Football of the Premier League season is a West London derby between Alvaro Arbeloa's Fulham and Xabi Alonso's Chelsea at Craven Cottage. The Cottagers' final season under Marco Silva faded out fast, with a string of indifferent results giving them an 11th place finish before he left for Benfica. The Blues' 2025/26 was a disaster, as Enzo Maresca's deliberate departure led to the appointment of one Liam Rosenior, who was binned just three months later. The side finished just one place above tonight's hosts, missing out on European football for the first time since 2023/24.Which first-time Premier League manager, who managed 28 games for Real Madrid last season and also played at Liverpool and Real Madrid in succession, will come out on top tonight?Kick-off is at 8:00pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.FUL: Leno; Castagne, Bassey (c), Cuenca, Robinson; Berge, Iwobi; King, Bobb, Garcia; Palacios.>Subs: Lecomte, Tete, Reed, Muniz, Kevin, Charles, Sessegnon, Smith Rowe, De Fougerolles.CHE: Sanchez; Acheampong, Lacroix, Colwill, Gusto; James (c), Lavia, Hato; Palmer, Rogers, Pedro.>Subs: Penders, Chavarria, Barco, Fernandez, Estevao, Bynoe-Gittens, Neto, Quenda, Welbeck.
fulham 3-0
chelsea 3-0
XABI VS ALVARO
No Enzo huh?
I hope chelsea will trash fulham
>>157472448where did you find this pic of you and me?
Sorry I’d like to watch the EPL but I’m not paying 50£/month>just stream bro!Yeah I don’t want to deal with 120p azerbaijanian laggy streams that keep crashing
Xabi > Arbeloa
Bobb, Garcia, Palacios > Palmer, Rogers, Pedro.there i said it.
madridbros check in
Only one "whitey" playing for Chelsea
so Reece Yames and Guehi are midfielders for top teams?The age of anglo teams may be over
Xavi getting exposed.
>two spanish liverpool goats turned local rivals battling it out to see who finishes 7th and who finishes 8th
>>157472398>benchzoHope he gets subbed on, I want to hear the boos
>>157472575dont worry reece will be substituted due to injury by the 20th minute
>>157472398>Which first-time Premier League manager, who managed 28 games for Real Madrid last season and also played at Liverpool and Real Madrid in successionThat's a fucking crazy stat. Incredible.
>>157472460just get some jeet iptv, you get to watch every game in 4k for like 2 danish shekels per month
There's just no way that chelsea win an away game on the opening round is there? I just can't visualize it in my mind's eye
This reeks of shit. Sorry xabi I think today is not your day.
Is it just a case of "old thing good, new thing bad" or is the Boehly-era Chelsea completely sovlless relative to the Abramovic era? Boomers were saying back in the day that the Abramovic Chelsea was sovlless but I actually thought they were SOVLThis modern team is just a revolving door of mutts whereas the Abramovic era had actual legends that played the best years of their career at Chelsea.
>>157472606I couldn't believe it either when Sky brought up the 28 games part.>>157472641Abramovich was completely new to English football, dogshit Yank owners aren't.
>>157472629>not even one token white guypalace vs chelsea gonna be the blackest match of 2026 and i saw the afcon
>>157472656Cold Palmer bro..
How many today?
>>157472629>lavia-james CMis this the most sicknote CM pairing of all time? neither of these niggas are making half timekek, i guess its safer this way, if they were benched youd sub them on then have to sub them off, here it only wastes 1 sub
>>157472675IS THAT A H*CKIN' KNOBARINO ON SPEE?JANNISAARS THIS IS A BLUE BOARD I JUST GOT FUCKING FIRED DO THE NEEDFUL
>Caicedo injurylook i know you want to send a message to Enzo's bitchass but playing Lavia is just suicideEnzo has to play today
Damn, Chelsea got BLACKED, every player here has black heritage of some sorts
>>157472693>Chelsea got BLACKEDHow slow are you
>>157472693It's worked out for them, they're great at football now
Pre match entertainment for the ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREXQb6CigM
>>157472693what do the racist chelsea supporters do now? surely they can't support this?
>>157472705They take their Enzo and fuck off to City
>>157472698I havent watched them in yearsJohn Terry bros...
>>157472693poor little palmer
>>157472711this moment from terry is when it all began thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnZz0kBnqsever since then the realised white people cant take penalties and went full ngubu
>>157472641Abramovich chelsea was pure soul, everyone just hated the money spending and ignored the soulfulnessspine of:>cech>terry>lampard>drogbathen you have soulful stalwarts Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Obi Mikel, Essien, Cahill, Carvalho, Ashley Cole, Kante, Ramiresand watching guys like Robben, Duff, Cole, Hazard, Cesc, Matic, Oscar, Mata, etc was awesomeYou even had soul like Marcos Alonso's FKs, David Luiz, Pedro, Pulisic, Willian, Diego Costaand all with a diferent manager every year? PEAK television
hate myself and want to die
>>157472734>white people cant take penaltieswho missed england's recent penalties....
>>157472741roman era really had some meme managers considering how expensive the squad was. avram grant, avb, scolari, fat frank etc
VAMOS LOS BLANCOS
>>157472764xabi lad youve got a game to manage get it together
>>157472664one drop rule
>Best premier league game is just a Real Madrid derbyvolumes
>>157472460>only 50£/monthLucky dane, here it costs 72£ per month
how many tonight
>>157472693>>157472698Chelsea has been black since the 00s manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dp-YIsfGZc
>>157472833whats wrong with his face
>>157472833these two look uncanny. like its one of those photoshops where they swapped their faces with eachother. maybe its the camera idk
>>157472833What kind of phenotype is Gonzalo even.
>>157472629>>157472673ZERO WHITE PLAYERSI REPEATZERO WHITE PLAYERSNBA teams have more white players than Premier League teams do these days.
>>157472833looks like a shit robert pattinson
>>157472858Pvre visigoth
>>157472833their kits are both really clean this year, might be a fifa career mode come black friday sales
go on Fulham do em in
>>157472833Left looks like when you're creating a character and raise the eye position to a stupid level
>>157472873Fulham have always had nice kits
how many games until mike penders replaces robertson sanchez as starting goalkeeper
>>157472881Ughelumba finna hit these niggas with a shining wizard trust the process
>>157472858
I like Xabi more than Arbeloa but Gonzalo's pretty good, Arbeloa raised him and Palacios in the youth teams. Gonzalo was absolutely swole training every day at Madrid, those defenders don't stand a chance.
what exactly was it about Arbeloa's handling of professional football management last season that convinced Fulham to hire him?
Well then, lets see if Xabi still got it
>>157472914he eliminated city
are chelsea in europa league this season or what?
>>157472881I assume TK is there since it is All In week
>>157472914 what exactly was it about Alonso's handling of professional football management last season that convinced Chelsea to hire him?
>>157472927>The side finished just one place above tonight's hosts, missing out on European football for the first time since 2023/24.
>>157472927They're not in any european footy this season and they rented their stadium out to shaktar for their champions league campaign
>woman commentator
Gonzalo García could play for Kazakhstan and you wouldn't notice it.
>>157472932has dynamite drawn a milly lately? i havnt kept up with the kwabster recently
awww hell naw mane wtf is that mane
>>157472946
'The pantomime villain is in town (on the bench)'Sky Sports' Ron Walker at Craven Cottage:"Just in case Enzo Fernandez wasn't delighted enough about being on the bench, he's just been booed by all four sides of Craven Cottage as he made his way over there on his own before the line-ups came out."
Shit teams, but ted boeley is a chad.
>find a stream>audio is like 1999 first ever stream quality
F
>>157472960EPL and sports in general have crushed the streaming sites
*applauds respectfully*
>>157472958>he's just been booed by all four sides of Craven Cottage as he made his way over there on his own before the line-ups came outIf he's getting that at the mildest away ground in the country then imagine proper grounds' reception
i thought bobb went to everton but now hes at fulham?
>>157472946>not having the fubo streamngmi, hon hon hon
real madrid B vs chelsea B
KEVINS IN A BOX
>>157472952This guy is why France were down 0-4 at half time in the third place world cup match. He was caught on camera saying "I'm not running anymore". He then proceeded to concede a penalty in the second half to England.Fucking "Malo Gusto".
he was just a fucking kid...
THERE'S ONLY ONE KEVIN KEEGAN
>>157472972nah only grealish went to everton
>>157472976many are saying this
I've seen maybe 2 black people this entire summer
cole palmer
John Peter brace
Miss Kevin bros
Holy shit
FUCKING HELL
OH NO NO NO FULHAM SISSIES
>>157472983think i mixed him up with tyrique georgestupid names
WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
>>157472988kek
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKWAB
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA>poodrid leftovers>poodrid leftovers>poodrid leftovers
>topkek
lol
scream
wow
OHNONONONONONO
Alonso Xabi.. I kneel
>>157472952>>157472952>>157472952
lolXabi masterclass i guess?
SIR JOSEPH PEDO
>Not even the goalkeeper
JAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
goodness me
No Barco no partyChelsea unironically gonna win the league
arbeloabros...
ARBELOA OUT BLUD
>31 seconds
wake up fulham seasons started
>Ful-of-shit-ham
brazil really should have called up joao pedro for the world cup
>>157472987god she's so hothope she gets a white husband and has lots of babies
new fulham manager looks malnourishedhe some sort of vegan or what
LA XABINETA
>Ancelotti
>>157473032Mister Man Management wanted to avoid a Nerman chimpout.
>Chelsea has SIX FUCKING DEFENDERS out right now>already 1-0Yeah this might be a slaughter.
ERA ROJO
Palmingz already has more assists this season than last season
>>157473036Why's yours so saturated?
>>157472971don't blame them, the bridge won't relent eithertwerking for other clubs so bad that the other clubs release official statements that they aren't interested is a total disgrace.
any stream link?
>went to make tea>missed a goal
Alonso effect, watch chelski go unbeaten
THAT'S A FUCKING RED
>aaah save me Florentino
No roja? it was 2v1
VAR WTF
how the fuck is that not a red wtf
that's a red that one
>bench penzo>win the league
>>157473051https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
uh, yeah... they can can unironically just stop the game now and call it for Chelsea t b h they're obviously in 5x better form
>>157473036wtf even was that
>>157473049American broadcasts always turn it right up for some reason
Can already tell Arbeloa will be gone by Christmas, one of these dickhead managers that wants to have the centre backs passing the ball around even though they're completely unsuited to doing it.
>>157473037He spent the last couple of years living off Perez's semen; not much nutrition in that.
>>157473067got the reffies in their pocket too
>>157473061>>157473063badge check
>>157473036imagine waiting all summer for your team to play again and then conceding like this in under a minute lel
fulham need more arsenal rejects
>>157473069that "bein sports" shit is some Qatari thingI'm watching USA network here and it's the regular saturation
Years ago white players were the default and if a team had one or two blackies it meant they were probably goodGetting to be the other way around now
Chelsea's new logo is so shit
>>157473035her current bf is gus wenner, son of rolling stone ceo jann wenner who is...........jewish ofchopefully they don't last
>>157472398>The side finished just one place above tonight's hosts, missing out on European football for the first time since 2023/24.So two seasons ago? Bit hyperbolic, no?
>>157473036atrocious defending on that long ballhe strolls right past it
>>157473069Ye noticed that loads in the world cup
>>157473074you no longer get a job in football management if you don't play out from the back
>>157473025based asianposter, never stop
fulham will win this mark my words
hato nearly assisted fulham trying to stop a corner lel
>>157473084this nigga watchin bein lmao
>>157473049fluoridated tv
>a fucking hato
Calvin Bussey
Chelsea ain't finishing with 11.
>gets the ball>yellow
chelsea red is coming 100% i see it in the stars screenshot this
Fun fact Brazil cut João Pedro to bring Grandpa Nerman and appease sponsors
>>157473112Nothings changed then
>>157473112Ref would never punish one of the big boys like that. Not after the weekend they've had.
both yellows would've been reds in the world cup
another season of chelsea players committing assault on field then
>murderball while 1-0 up in 11th minutewhats wrong with black people?
Might I just say as a sidenote that it's nice to be back to normal with no mandatory (((((hydration breaks))))) as polqueers would say, in 20ishC weather. The WC conditioned me to cringe after we get closer to 20ish min in each halfEven in MLS here, they've cut that shit out already
>>157473112enzo isn't playing
>>157473118brazil just need to stop calling up attacking players over the age of 28, theyre always washed by then
>Sanchez
what happens first a chelsea red or a james injury
Why is Sanchez still in goal anyway
WHAT is that goalkeeper's problem
This defending is shocking
You can't win a league with "Robert Sanchez" as gk
>>157473135someone dies from the vaxx
We've reached a point where Brentford is the second best team in London
Nice play there... "Bobb"
>>157473135a lavia injury
Fulham fannying around at the back...
carried by harry wilson all season just to sell him to leeds
comedy defending
JUST FUCKING HOOF IT
Both teams are shit. Game is hilarious at least.
The quality of football on display here is abysmal
fulham are dreadful
>Manchester City interested in signing Cody Gakpo. No club to club contact at this stage. It's inconceivable that Liverpool would even consider letting the Dutch forward leave unless they sign a minimum of two attackers prior to next week's transfer deadline
goofy ass game
fulham are looking relegation-tier
so what rank do you think Fulham will finish in the CL next season? Higher than Villa?
Fucking hell how many times can you give the ball away in your own half
this looks like an ekstraklasa game bro
Palmer has been shit since December 2024
I'm starting to see why Real Madrid got rid of that Gonzalo guy
This game is fun
how often does shouting SHOOT actually pay off
Damn palmingz
very unserious football from fulham. they need to get Russell Martin
>>157473175They didn't even sell him, he left when his contract expired.Fulham allowed 19 league goals (Jimenez & Wilson) to walk out of Craven Cottage for £0.
>>157473196when his groin exploded he never recovered
>>157473191>>157473192the duality of man
Arbeloachuds... we need a cooling break
always found it weird that this isn't a big derby considering how close together they are
>>157473175carried by raul jimenez*
inb4 this shit ends 0-1
>>157473191I had them to go down since before the season started. end of last season they were so bad. it's the same story with West Ham last season. a slow moving car crash.
>>157473208understandable, my groin exploded at ur mums house last night and i still havnt recovered
So this is a derby right
>>157473214Because until recent years it was more like Tottenham v Leyton Orient
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>CHELSHIT
How the fuck didn't he save thatOne of the easiest shots he'll EVER face
FULHAM GOAL
keeper?
GET IN
>>157473228its a pretty derby
new season, same chelshit
SAME OLD CHELSHIT
VAMOOOOOOOSLOS BLAAAAAANCOOOOOOOOOOOSAEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
BASED SANCHEZ
Hang that fucking keeper lmao
JOSH KING FINALLY SCORES AGAINST CHELSEA
>>157473223kek gottem
>bobert panchez
what a king (hehe)
GOOOOOAL
awful job from the keeperi could've saved that>>157473228west london derby
>SHABBY A DUNCE O
ALONSO OUT SENPAI
Nice goal there from "KANG"Stinker from Sanchez
c-chelseassies, did we get too she-cocky?
Yeah either sign a new gk or forget about winning anything
>>157473207You mean...no millies?
>>157472895i guess it won't be too long
>>157473256lol
SHITCHEZSANSHITZ
LELSEA
HelloChelsea should be playing with 9 man
Do Chelsea still have 8 similarly mediocre goalkeepers?
And let there wasn't even a sniff of Chelsea buying a keeper closed season.That was dogshit.
never in doubt
do NOT comment on any protected characteristics of the keeper
Alonso sisters?
There’s no way that keeper is Spanish
>>15747327113 now
they could have signed Tzolakis
same old shit
Are we Fullheads or Cheldrones? Tell me who I should cheer for
chelsea should've gone in for that black japanese keeper
kek>>157473265kek>>157473223kek
This game is gonna be 5-4 isn't itAnyone remember that Fulham Man City game last season with the same scoreline
Chelsea should have bought Suzuki. He goes in line with the... direction Boehly is taking.
Lmao what even is the xG on a shot like that? Like 0.08
turns out BOTH last seasons madrid managers are frauds
>>157473273They keep buying kids who if they're lucky will get an early cup game at most.
>>157473283Fulham
>>157473283we 'yanks' are fullheads brother
Man what happened to Palmer, did he just give up?
>>157473283we are fulhammers
>>157473283I just want both teams to humiliate each other, but Fulham winning would be the funnier result so maybe them
was palmers 2023/24 season a fluke. hes so slow
sanchez really shouldve saved that
anyone still doubting whites will be extinct by 2050?
>>157473291
josh king needs to be banned for that white supremacy symbol
>zooms in on the sub keeper
>>157473283Real Madrid B
>>157473281Tzolakis would 100% save that
There is no saving Chelsea, is there?
>>157473300Has a bizarre side business of selling premium ice cubes which he's investing his time into
>gonzalo
Reminder that at one point last season Chelsea had SEVEN senior goalkeepers and considered Sanchez to be the best one
>>157473305He's supposedly had an injury he needs surgery on but didn't because he wanted to go to the world cup
>>157473279No Spanish would name his kid "Robert" he's obviously from Cuban immigrants or something
Chelsea is too black and low IQ
>>157473300he got exposed for stealing that villa players celebration and suffered a career ending aura lossbut also he has 0 pace and they tried to play him out wide
GO TEAMS!
Back to back poodrid finishing.
chelshit aren't winning anything with this CB+GK combination
>>157473292>turns out BOTH last seasons madrid managers are fraudsWtf I just realized this connection now
>>157473300He was never good, just went through a purple patch
Does Craven Cottage look bigger tonight or something?
>>157473316>premium ice cubesI heard this the other day, how can you have premium ice cubes? Its fucking ice
>>157473316>its realhttps://www.thegrocer.co.uk/news/footballer-cole-palmer-launches-premium-ice-range-with-rapid-grocer-gopuff/720432.articlethis is some jlingz.com tier shit
>>157473326we love our city teamies here
>>157473300>>157473316Made from premium Texas water ofc
>>157473327if this happened in a video game they'd call it a glitch
>>157473281 The footballing world has been infatuated with our talents I see
>>157473348hellas
go on the cottagers
my little Leeds lads would bootyblast either of these League One tier "professional" teams.
are fulham elite
>>157473348year of the greek
>>157473344COLE'D
>>157473342Im a /mlb/ waiting room anon, I have no idea what is going on.
>>157473341doesn't he have a load of other bizarre intellectual property
who has more aura
>>157473360every match of theirs gets the full 5 stars
Chelsea still don't have a sponsor??
>>157473360fulham are torieschelsea are tories too
I've literally just inserted a biro pen 2/3 up my shitter and I dont even feel any pleasure does that mean im straight?
>>157473369After hearing that Areola personally fed Binicius and co donuts he lost all aura for me
>>157473340actually no. there are lots of inpurities in water, when you see an ice cube, it's never really clear, it's hazy inside, those are the inpurities, it actually requires extra work to make clean and clear ice, and that's the type of ice you want if you are autistic about your drinks, like acohols, cocktails, etc...
How do normies deal with gf’s IRL it sounds extremely stressful always having to “keep the spark going” and talk or write to them and deal with drama every single day forever
Chelsea will sign Josh King for £88m next week
>>157473369Arbeloa standing there like virgin chud side profile meme
>>157473381could you stop being fucking gay in the chelsea threads its making us look bad anyway do you lads reckon palmer has a big knob because of his black grandad
neither team can defend this is kinda based
>>157473383>if you are autistic aboutwell exactly, couldn't give a shit about that
>>157473381congratulations you're a top G
>>157473386Nah, they'll pay that much for an 18 year old keeper
>>157473369xabi lost all his aura when lookman made his undefeated leverkusen look like bitches. he never recovered from that match
Is Fulham the most right wing team in the premier league?
>>157473385i also wonder the same thing. can’t imagine having such a crutch all day everyday. normies just built differently
>>157473308Ty m8, didn't expect to be that close of an estimate desu
>>157473367“Cold Palmer” has been registered across a deliberately very broad set of product categories. That means Palmer can license or sell products using the name—not that every listed item is already on sale.Category Examples reportedly coveredFood and drink Coffee, ice cream, cereal/snack barsClothing and sport Apparel, footballs, football bootsPersonal care Soap, bath salts, razors and beard trimmersConsumer goods Phone cases, stationery, toys, teddy bears, mouse padsOther merchandise Bicycles, drones, Christmas decorations/crackers, mopeds and even underwater craftThe registration is reported to run until 25 November 2034, subject to renewal under the normal trademark process.Products actually launchedThe apparent commercial product line is COLE’D, launched with delivery retailer Gopuff. It turns the “Cold Palmer” persona into a premium ice range, reportedly including: COLE’D Traditional Ice Cubes — filtered/purified-water ice for normal drinks. COLE’D Electrolyte Ice — nugget-style ice infused with electrolytes and positioned around cooling and recovery. COLE’D Premium Craft Ice Spheres — football-shaped ice spheres intended for drinks/cocktails and visually linked to Palmer’s football identity.The range was announced as a Gopuff exclusive in both the UK and US.What he likely ownsIn practical terms, Palmer appears to own or control: The registered word mark “Cold Palmer”, rather than the everyday word “cold.” The COLE’D branded ice partnership/product identity, though details of the precise ownership split between Palmer, his management, Chelsea, and Gopuff are not publicly clear in the sources I found.The key distinction is that a trademark prevents confusing or unauthorised commercial branding in its registered categories; it does not stop fans, journalists, or ordinary people from calling him “Cold Palmer” conversationally.
How does a team score a goal after 31 seconds of play? Is it nerves?
>>157473392vgh..just like my blundershitga..home
>>157473369it's a tie, Xabi lost his and Arbeloa never had any
Chelsea playing for the counters, finally embracing what a shit club they are
>>157473394truth is is you had money you'd never go back to the usual tainted ice cubes. I'd buy those premium ice cubes if I could.
chelshit
Why even Penders doesn't start he is better than Sanchez
cod palmer fishing rods
>>157473385the smart ones ignore them 90% of the time
>>157473411Cole FPV drones sound kino
>>157473425kek
>>157473420what do nafri electronics consist of?>>157473425surely cold palmer needs to make some kind of mittens
>>157473411He's also trademarked his celebration and you can view a video of it on the UK's Intellectual Property Office government department website https://trademarks.ipo.gov.uk/ipo-tmcase/page/Results/1/UK00004129108
Cole Palmer is a mouth breather
>>157473347FM tier goal
Godawful new shirt for Chelsea
colwill should be offtypical chelshit bribing refs with their rentboy bussy
>>157473440their away one is even worse
>>157473438his dad actually got cucked by harry kane. explains his whiteness and mouth breathing
>>157473300>>157473305There’s been what, five(?) managers since he signed, and only Poch played a system that actually suits him. He’s a natural number 10 being forced to play CM and down the wing. It just doesn’t work. His main strengths are his vision, ability to read the game and catching out the goalkeeper with a cleverly placed shot. Doesn’t get to do any of that in the roles he’s been assigned post-Poch.
>>157473419Ice cubes would be the last thing I was obsessing over
scratched my balls and smelled my fingers
>>157473448ah good the seething fenian plastic scouser is back
How do you say "pecho frio" in english, bcuz thats what comes to mind looking at chelsea only white dude>>157473424Not black enough
>>157473437he always looks so gormless
>>157473453you've got ballskin under your nails now
>mac pee
>>157473411doesn't seem right that you can trademark a name that fans gave you
At least the match is somewhat entertaining
>>157473456incorrect try again
>>157473459better than having it all over my balls i guess
>>157473367Well he's very famously a retard and has loads a money. Would think he's getting dozens of daft adhd business propositions every day
horrible touches
day 43 of semen retention bros…
The set piece coach cam annoys me
Chelsea seems like a club for people who do wine tasting and sniff their own fartsFulham is obviously for the chuds
Fulham allergic to shooting
>>157473468people out there really don't exfoliate their scrots? That's why it's so wrinkly. It gets nice and smooth with enough daily regimen
first proper Sports Bar tonight
>>157473475its not really retention when nobody else wants it. you cant even give it away, its like rashford
joao pedro, a kite in the wind
Chelsea genuinely have a good attack it seemsTheir defence is still dogshit though.
we love GK blunders
Terrible defending.
Rogers!!
Fucks sake
horrendous goalkeeping there
It's a goal on his debut! He looks a decent choice already!
what even was that just grim
>>157473488its been dogshit for atleast 5 years, they just dont seem to give a fuck
>>157473385I hate every moment of it but I am too financially tied up with her to leaveTotally checked out atp, waiting for her to leave me
>>157473440Itd look 10x better if they all didn't have the collar done up
ROGERED
football is just so much better with shit goalkeeping
you feel so good after you move to a 1st world country and that it's all safe, clean and you see 10/10 women everyday, but after a couple of months you just realise that you do not belong in here and should accumulate some money and go back to your shithole
Why is Enzo and Caicedo not playing btw?
>Good front three>Seven defendersHow do you stop this
FUCK ANCELOTTI FUCK ANCELOTTI FUCK ANCELOTTI FUCK ANCELOTTI FUCK ANCELOTTI FUCK ANCELOTTI
>la creatura lineup
>>15747350066% of it is the keeper, get a good keeper that defenders trust and suddenly the defence looks incredible.
>>157473475how are you doing
Gusto is SO SHIT
>>157473504 Idk adding yellow to a blue shirt hurts my eyes
>>157473503grim
>>157473513Rude....
>>157473507t. Lucas Chevalier
Thought Lacroix plays CB, how is he in the Fulham's box?
>>157473512give them a ref they can't bribe
>>157473385love is a powerful motor. it's like people not wanting to have kids, once you have them, you're just happy to take care of them, same with a gf
yep i'm jerking it to shemale pornfootball is dum and gay and boring
>>157473480Both clubs are kind of like that desu. t. Chelsea customer
>>157473512park a da bus a
>>157473440i like it a lot
>>157473523kek
>heat wave over>cool breeze >getting darker earlier i can sleep again bros
>>157473531Most heterosexual bong post
Why are professional sports like 80% brown? Surely it’s not because of talent
>>157473519This is one of the all time greats
>>157473531made myself a decent folder of sissy trannies getting tongue fucked, I'm not even gay. I'm just a pervert.
>>157473543It's London, seems like an accurate representation
>>157473484never thought about it that way. now I’m sad >>157473517fine. never think about women or porn or jacking it. been working out more as well. no other actual material benefits really. severely have cut down on my drinking as well which is good
>>157473545This was a great kit, even if it's effectiveness as an away kit is dubiousI used to have the infamous speckled grey one as a kid
>>157473543academies prefer them because they hit puberty years earlier than whiteswhites peak later and have better longevity
That Palacios guy is slow both physically and mentally.
>>157473480Any big 6 club is peak reddit tier as far as fanbases goGranted most of that crowd is usually supporting either Wrexham or some League Two team from a town even the Brits forgot exists
>russian billionaire buys chelsea >wins every single trophy available >saudi billionaire buys fulham>wins fuck all, get a cheeky relegation a few years agohow come
>Nottingham Forest are working on a deal to sign Chelsea striker Liam Delap.>The 23-year-old has been made available for sale by Chelsea for £50m and is training separately from the first-team squad.>It remains unclear whether the talks are over a permanent transfer or a loan move, but the two clubs are known to have a positive working relationship.w e w
>>157473539Holy based
>>157473539you should probably get an ac unit bruv
>>157473531Did that last night for the first time in ages, always a fun novelty
want to get druk but have to stay sober for my trip tmrw life is not fair bros
I miss CP so much it's unreal
>>157473561what about ashley young hes still goating it up at 40>>157473560autoglass repair, autoglass replace
>>157473568Same reason Arabs suck at warfare
>>157473567Do they support Wrexham because of le epic Ryan Reynolds
>>157473562That is just great goal keeping. That will be 50000 £/w
>>157473568Chelsea were already a solid cup team when they were bought and were doing well in the league (if not fully challenging)
>>157473539July was the only month this year I haven't had the heating on multiple times
>>157473579>what about ashley young hes still goating it up at 40he eats bird poo to regenerate his cells
>>157473569JACKsonbros, its time...
>>157473581I was going to make this point but city and psg are owned by a rabs
>>157473568 Abramovich had sovl despite being Russian
>>157473590Heating only starts in November, or you will feel my belt.
>>157473503How does her leaving you instead of you leaving her change the financial entanglement? Youre entangled either way.
>>157473569>50m
>>157473593They hired competent people tbf
>>157473591kek
>>157473592Welbz will play more than him
>>157473562kek
>>157473568Arabs are notoriously shit at everything they just happen to luck out by sitting on an ocean of oil and even then they needed the euros/ americans
>>157473603I think I will be able to wrangle a more favorable exit if she initiates itI have a very vindictive woman
>>157473480Fulham is the most middle class club in the division
Why am I watching black people play football badly when I could be playing video games or wanking
>>157473579>what about ashley young hes still goating it up at 40He retired after last season
>halo pepper garlic chicken nuggets>Fallout Blamco cheesy potato rings>WoW Ragnaros spicy dipI kinda see the last one but wtf does black pepper and garlic have to do with halo?McDonalds are shit after turning the big tasty and Arch burgers into Quarter Pounders with different sauces.
Shad is a Paki and Tony is a culturally white nerd
>>157473582cause that fag and rob mac or whatever cringe shit he calls himself are familiar and HATE DRUMPF, basically yes. Also le niche le underdog team which is the exact sort of unique snowflake fedora shit they love
>>157473569i'd be surprised if they get more than the 30m they paid for him (which was a really sensible fee for a young english player by chelsea standards)
>>157473633big tasty is still great desu but not what it used to be
>>157473633>no E-Day quarter pounderGearsbros...
>>157473633The nuggs were good last time desu
>>157473633big Arch is yummy
>>157473642I like the sauce but it's a Quarter Pounder delux now. The whopper style wide burger made the big tasty.
>>157473626 Because you are sick with the flu and you are too weak to jerk off or play video games >mfw
>>157473617A tale as old as time. Godspeed and good luck norbro
>>157473644damn brutal mogging
>Goal Farmer>he just assists
>>157473668more like Coal Farmer.
>53 yards between the centre halves for the openerWew
>>157473675god damn it
on a sky stream with irish adsbit weird
Seeing this first half performance, I'm rally excited for next Sunday's Brighton Vs Chelsea game. It's going to be a barn burner.
>>157473289Not black enough.
>>157473689Not as bad as the US ones>feeling ill, under the weather?>Ask your doctor for morphine!>*side effects may include death
>>157473689currently watching a UK ad telling me to join the military and fight for y!ds so I can play sportsbit weird
>>157473710wanna swap?
>>157473703Well if youre so smart, what's your brilliant idea for how you can get your populace to become as physically dependent on a for-profit Healthcare system in order to maximize said profits? Huh, smart guy?
>>157473710>Join now to protect the country against Russia!>*ships you to the Middle East to die for [redacted]*Amazing they keep getting away with it
>nothing beats a>diarrheeAAHH>the best a man can get
>ladbrokes>ladsbroke>brokelads
Might get womfy under a blanket
we wuz draftkangz
>>157473726i will NEVER buy pepto bismol
>>157473725Don't want to fight Russia either
>>157473732 With a girl right?
>>157473724We just have this weird worship of our healthcare system that allows mass murdering nurses to keep getting away with it and even after they're caught people defend her.Although it seems the US is having it's issue with people simping for female child killers.
>>157473740who does he play for?
>>157473543DEI, Blackrock investment
>>157473757chelsea u21s
>>157473480Fulham fans are watching this game in the stands eating caviar and lobster m8
>>157473740But what if you have Nausa, heartburn, indegestion?
>>157473755Um you DO luv are NHS though right anon?
Yeah, I'm thinking Palmlingz is back.
>>157473726My niece sings that constantly
Palmer still got it
>>157473755im not registered with a GP and haven’t seen a doctor in 15 years. don’t fall for the doctor jew even if you are ill. even worse the hospital
heh... my boy palmingz... heh...
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>fantastic feetno it's shambolic defending
Cold has actually looked really good this match tee bee aych
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I C ECEC O L DOLD
>This lil nigga wasnt taken to the world cupwewest of wews
NEVER IN DOUBT
just wasnt a corner was ityou just missed by 6 feet
Over
this game in donezo
pedro joao is a top top player
Pedro and PalmerWe so back
I suddenly feel the need to buy high-quality ice cubes
Well done Palmer but it's nothing Jordan Henderson and Noni Madueke couldn't do is it
Do you feel the freeze
>he'll have him screaming "I'm coming I'm coming"
kino goal
HOLY SHIT SO CLOSE
>>157473786kek you must be seething
Empty Ham
ffs
Watching this match, you know who's really shite? Spurs
>>157473817I amFulham are even shitter than usual
wtf did xavi do to these guys???
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>>157473791wouldn’t have mattered when we decide to put 10 men at the back against a mid Argentina while 1-0 with 40 mins to go kek fuck tuchel
never a foul
Sánchez is so fucking bad it's hilarious.
GONZALOGARCIA
>>157473829we don't need a new thread
>>157473425
>both teams score>gonzalo garcia goal>chelsea winsim finna be rich
this palacios lad isn't very good and fulham will suffer this year
