Current score:Fulham 1 (King 23')Chelsea 3 (Pedro 1', Rogers 41', Palmer 49')
>>157473825Palmer the GOAT
how much are they paying the ref do you reckon
everyone keeps telling me all the time I should hate Chelsea but I don't
that fella lavia looks like he hasnt fully evolved
Blue crap
What exactly is xaviball?
/back/ status: SO BACK
>>157473842is that a common topic of conversation in the phillipines
Apologise to Marco Silva now
Another shitshow from Sanchez
rogers and palmer competing, need them to sabotage eachother
>>157473850-ACK
these teams can't defend
Sanchez KWAB
kino goal
>>157473853yes if you spend 14 hours a day on image boards
Why is sanchez still the starting gk? I guess he must be really good with his feet
GONZAGOL
AND YET
Fuck was just about to turn off but now I have to keep watching
HOWEVER
However
kek more like rick sanchez he turned himself into a pickle
What a game but holy shit throw Sanchez into a volcano
Deeboo - Welcome to Chelshit
Fuck that goalkeeper pisses me off
let's gooo
CHELSHIT
Unironically just shoot on sight against this nigga you've got nothing to lose
I just saw him go from 4.7 to 5.3 in real time on fotmob, what the fuck, I wanted to see a small red number
nigga called bob
>>157473861sanchez is a HACK
kino gameola
Chelsea might unironically win the league. Rogers is a steal for £117m.
>Hi Bobwho the fuck is bob??
>>157473916you're insane
>>157473902poor fuck is rattled by the transfer window
Having a bad keepers make the whole defense worse
>>157473916If Chelsea paid £60m I'm not sure that would even be good value
Norway's brave Øskar Bøbb
chelshit timewasting against fulham in the first game of the season
>Ferran, Gonzalo and Espi scoredJust give us la tercera already
>>157473916behave
>>157473929>>157473920>scores on his debut>key involvement with all goalsCope.
Ah yes the new throw-in rule that referees definitely don't forget about at least half the time
>>157473941they're not winning anything with this defense
Bobb doesn't have it in him to bang it bins from inside the box
>>157473948sell Enzo get a real GK
no relation to cheddar bob
>>157473953swear he score a blooter at the world cup
>His name is Robert paulsen
>>157473968nah that was Nusa
investigate the ref
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raging Bull (1980)You've just won the Oscar, Bob.Oscar Bob.
>Craven Cottage
real madrid *handshake emoji* fulhampalacias *handshake emoji* gonzalo*fire emoji* *fire emoji* *skull emoji*
We need a Fulham goal here, even if it's a pen
Argensimian unironically whitening the team
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wtf is Bingx sellingOr infinite athlete for that matter
Everyone fucking HATES Enzo
boo this CUNT
>Andersen unavailable because of a red card from last seasonSeems a bit weird for some reason for it to carry forward
What's that Enzo chant?
I'm sure Enzo is at least better than that black guy but how is he in general?
lavia didn't get injured
kek at the booos
>Palmer back to his GOAT self>Rogers raping it upIf we could get a better GK, we'd win this league easily.
ENZO FERNANDEZLET HIS COUNTRY DOWN ENZO FERNANDEZLET HIS COUNTRY DOOOOOOWNLET HIS COUNTRY DOWN
Did Enzo do something specifically to Fulham or are they just booing him for being Argie
>>157474009spiritual negro
>Pep ChavarraThe fuck?
>no Falklands chantsbunch od softies
rio de la plata rata
be careful, booing argentinians only makes them more powerful. they run off hatred
>chavarria who?
Kek booing every time he gets the ball
Penzo will score, taunt the crowd and get a red.
>>157474009In general, he's a cunt.He can score goal. Still a cunt.
Fulham fans have never offered more than a tut and a shake of the head in the direction of an opposition player
haha benis
They are saying boo-urns, not booing.
>booing Enzo for his WC goal against EnglandWhy are they like this
Bobb hooked
>Entire stadium BOOO'ing when he touches the ballHOWLING
offscar bobb
>>157474020He's gonna get booed all season for being Argie
>>157474024>>157474028he's Spanish so automatically elite in the premier dw
>>157474038nothing to do with a goal you dumb yank cunt
>>157474020he puled some las malvinas shite at the world cup, held up a used towel or summit
I hope he scores and does THAT celebration
After a week of keeping up with Leliga slop, this league is a breath of fresh air.
>>157474033at the end of the day they get to go back to their million pound flats in west london wait until hes playing against the savages of the north
>>157474049I don't see the issue with the flag, we're used to Argentina waving white flags.
>>157474016Why do you guys keep turning into giga [redacted] when it comes to buying GKs?Like bidding 9 million € for Maignan at Milan then trying to make him not extend his contract and leave on a free Just pay the 20-25 mil and get your GK
>>157474049booing over THAT shit is more cringe than booing over le heckin sexual assaulterino allegations
City just hijacked Spurs' move for Gakpo https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/2091984426427191488
>falklands chantsKINO
>>157474048 What is it then exactly?
>>157474048Yeah rightYou were dreaming of the WC final
>>157474059kys
>>157474024>>157474028>we have cucurella at home
>>157474060GAZUMPED
have never been able to take fulham seriously, the sort of club that people whove never kicked a ball claim to support
>>157474044No way something that based will happen or be allowed to happen
EN GUR LAND EN GUR LAND EN GUR LAND EN GUR LAND EN GUR LAND
>>157474038it's more the whole mockery over his cleaners being english/supporting a fascistic invasion of british sovereign territory thing
>>157474049why does the falklands cause so much seethe? on both sides really. is it just a "muh millitary hecking died le poppy" thing?
>>157474059the way you talk and speak and all your opinions are awful
>>157474060bro failing upwards
>>157474070Fulham fan here. I've never kicked a ball in my life.
incredible boos
what the fuck is that net made of, it is always louder than whole stadium
>>157474068I've heard he decided against Spurs after getting a single word phone call>"Lads...."
Chelsea is one reliable CB away from greatness these half breed brits and frogs are all trashVuskovic would’ve been good although he mainly played in a back 3, not sure how he’d fareMaybe invest in Bastoni? He plays in a retirement league so could be very good or get trashed by any ngubu since he’s not used to prem
>>157474060Why the fuck are man city interested?
the jude bellingham stopper is warming up
guarantee maybe like 2% of the mongs booing even know what the fuck the Falklands are
>>157474082bodied that JF freak
>>157474070you better not be a top 6 plastic
I am fucking losing it at the crowd timing every boo perfectly
I'm made to believe this team will challenge Arsenal. I'm afraid in a game in Stamford Bridge with Acheampong they'd be ripped insides by Tzolis and Saka
>>157474081only in Argentina it does. we really don’t give a fuck as we won easily and got to kill some young lads at the same time
>>157474085sc
>>157474096they need a rotational squad option on the left since Doku is always injured and Marmoush is being sold
>>157474081The UK humiliated them when Argentina has afar better army than they do now, so it's just pathetic whenever they sabre rattle.
>>157474070Americans have a lot of love for Fulham because of McBride, Dempsey, Bocanegra, Ream, Robinson, etc I always found them to be a comfy club to support
>>157474106An irishman drunk on a monday night. Who'd have thought
king shit
>>157474081it's not about the islands, it's about the disrespect.
>>157474093Chelsea's one good CB is injured
>>157474070>t. lifelong City supporter since 2021
cope
>>157474081imagine Germans holding "las Poland son Germantinas" sheets during a World Cup post-1945it's the same shit
>>157474108 >got to kill some young lads That’s a weird thing to be proud of for someone who has never fought in a war
I'm curious do people from the Kensignton area support Fulham or Chelsea?? I was just in Kensignton last week and neither jerseys were present
>>157474108>>157474113but why are the crowd, who are presumably brits, booing enzo over it?
>>157474070It's a very nice away day but yeah it was all white nuclear families, dad with the financial times under his arm and mum asking little Peregrine not to pick things up off the floor. No hate at all but they stick out like a sore thumb compared to anywhere else I've been.
>>157474133son
How old is this KANG for Fulham? He looks about 10
Will Martinez and MacAllister get the same treatmentNewcastle didn't seem bothered but they were busy booing Isak
>>157474133never getting the falklands*
>>157474144they support jew money there
Kick it, Kev
named after a bloody backstreet boy
>>157474133kek
>>157474144They support Chelsea Grenfell Tower was in Kensington
>>157474016Pure. Unfiltered. Delusion.
>>157474130>Mama d’oú Saaarrr
these enzo boos are a bit performative desuhe says he'd go to Real Madrid, like every player at every club everbooing him every touch is lameget over yourselvesHazard wanted Madrid tooEnzo isn't forcing his way out like Courtouis, he's still playinghe's a bit of a bitch but so are several players on this team
a fucking towel
>>157474111can't afford someone good?
>>157474151Martinez was distancing himself from it in the post-interviews because he has a brain
>>157474144>kensignton
I used to buy tickets to Chelsea games during Abramovich golden era. The athmosphere now vs the Boehly era in the Bridge is night and day. Too much toxicity now
>>157474122point proven
>>157474089They put the mics in the corner of the netting for the sound effect when someone scores
>>157474171He means Lisandro. Dibu won't play in England.
this nigga preaching
>>157474045>Aspas>Morientes>Soldado>Saul>Sanchez>Denis SuarezKek
Reece James going off on a kid, behave
>>157474175what's johnny minerals got to say about this
>>157474171 He’s talking about Lisandro Martinez who’s holding the flag, retard
>>157474168absolute MLS tier behavior
lowkey aura being called King, shame he looks like a stereotypical mutt zoomer
kek telling him off like you'd get told off in PE
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!!!
>>157474154GOT ON THE BUS WI ME DAY SAYVAHSMOKED A REEFER IN THA CAR NAHLAY LOWWID A GRAND THEFT AUTO
palmer having a giggle
>>157474145200-odd British soldiers died defending Falklanders from a far-right juntawhen you openly support that, don't be surprised you get boos when you kick a ball around on a football pitch
>>157474171he probably did what no Argentinian could and realised that the Falklands are under our control and have been always
>Ow!
>>157474145Did you not watch the world cup they were right dicks
>bussy
silly dive
>>157474070The Fulham fans I knew at school were all Christian and proud that their team "played fair"Aka boring
Wow trying to get Enzo carded...makes you think...
>Instant yellowget fucked
>robinscuck
>>157474159'kin state of them
>>157474170Who is good that will come and sit on the bench? I ask you
lmaothat defensethat "goalkeeping"
bunch of bonobos on my tv
>American finishingbut more than that>Sanchez
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD JUST FUCKING SCORE SANCHEZ MADE IT SO EASY FOR HIM TOO
>>157474098>Yank assumes everyone else has Yank-tier geography knowledge
achimpmong
Should be 3-3 that Sanchez is a mess
>american finishing
why not just hit that over the GK and into the goal?
>most shit gk in the world>basically an open goal>doesn't make it?
>johnny cum malding Repetitive behaviour
>>157474168nothing to do with a move dumb yank
the students I remembered in Harrow that were into football were Fulham fans because at the time their tickets were the most expensive and their mummies and daddies could take them there when we'd have the monthly weekend back home
kevin pls
hopefully xabi does the needful by next game and drops the ngkubu for the courtois regen
Fulham are going to equalize aren’t they
>>157474238cash out
>>157474229Requires the basic ability to do so
goalkeeping disasterclass from both keepers this game would have been 0-0 with two regular goalies
Get Steve on please
>palmer injured againgrim
>>157474159Good post
>>157474246He can’t, big brain
>glassman
>>157474246never
Decent match this
so Enzo's going to pull out the hands behind the ears celebration while running TO THE CHELSEA FANS right?the uno reverse Adebayor special
should've just hoofed and hoped from the startchelsea backline is rubbish
where's emily smith row?
>CAM ON FULHAM>CAM ON FULHAMThey're such a shit nothing club. Got absolutely nothing going for them, Fulham. The most soulless entity in the PL.
>>157474236lol at least harrow lads aren’t AS performative as the eton lads when it comes to football. every time I spoke to an eton lad he would feign interest in a football club and then when you ask him 3 basic questions would try leaping his way through. really embarrassing
Palmer had to carry too hard
1 touch boos
>>157474269then take his shirt off to reveal a Man City shirt with Maresca's face on it
>>157474279They've got cheese boards
Oh look a black teenager. And another!
there is 100% another goal in this, stick every penny you have on it, 13/10 on 365
chelsea have a lot of portuguese speaking players
>>157474272probably injured
they are going full jungle mode
>new 60M literal who Ngubu for ChelseaIt's neverending.
say up the fulham
Where are you associating with these Harrow and Eton boys?
is it true they sell olives, hummus, and sauvignon blanc at craven cottage?
>>157474269 That celebration in the England game was directed towards Argentinian media for criticizing his game play btw, not towards English people.
>>157474236>and their mummies and daddies could take them there when we'd have the monthly weekend back homeIt is some Harry Potter shit over there isn't it
I remembered in the 17-18 season, Fulham bought like 15 players an overhaul and got relegated I think they spent like 200m on players. Then got promoted again during the pandemic year and the owners didn't believe in the pandemic and half the defenders got COVID and lost to a dogshit Villa 4-0 and Tony Khan was beefing with users on X because of it
And if all the Eton Tories who went to Harrow had gone to comprehensives, perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools, actually
>>157474307chelsea buying countless ngubus is the same as companies giving overpaid Jewish day care jobs to women for just being women
>>157474315Yeah Tony Khan hands it out for free
>>157474313uni
Has Lavia ever played a full 90 minutes with Chelsea?
>>157474269A Bristol Rovers player did an Adebayor celebration at the weekend
>>157474328kwaboty
>>157474320We do though I went to one
>>157474298Me outside the police station
>>157474333I can't imagine any of them going anywhere but oxbridge under any circumstances
>>157474335No? He plays for Liverpool?
>>157474319Was 2018/19, they yo-yoed for five seasons in a row
>>157474298 So why aren’t there any Indians or pakis players despite seeing them in the stands
>>157474352You're thinking of Lucas Leiva
>>157474353Who established them firmly into the PL? Silva?
>>157474344i went to oxbridge which explains my anecdote but the Irish lad appears to have actually gone to harrow itself?
The only Fulham fan I can think of is middle-class TV giant Richard Osmonds
>>157474358No that’s Lucas fabianski
>>157474354Have you seen them in any sport other than cricket?
>already forgot to boo oncekwab
>>157474354They play cricket, really.
>>157474361Yes after they twatted the Championship in 2021/22
>>157474364my mam loves his books
>black player named achimpmong
>>157474367yea even with DEI they can't make it
>RogersGoal on his debut>LacroixAssist on his debutJust need to replace Sanchez and with one game a week, we'll grab the title and maybe a cup double.
>>157474354evolution optimised them for famine survival, not for energy expenditure
>>157474367No
timewasting againdespicable club
post your favourite fulham chants. for me it's>Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soulI wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
>>157474395gimme the beach boys and free my soul
>>157474364Lily Allen and Hugh Grant
>>157474395Mine is>Oh give those rotters a ruddy good hiding, I say!
world cup winner Enzo Fernandez
howevar
ANOTHER GOALIE MISTAKE
James is so good at everything he does. I bet he’s a great lover
>uh yeah you put the ball in the net but it's not a goal because, OK?
Have barely watched this second half desu
>>157474402club world cup winner enzo fernandez
>>157474407Imagine his BBC
What are they chanting to that piece of shit Enzo?
>Kevin
Z E S T Y
>kevout
nice pass shitzo
The wrong Kevin died
so why wasn't Cole Palmer selected for the world cup?
>>157474418I think they’re calling him a fucking black gorilla nigger
chelsea are suspect but fulham what are you doing lad
>>157474436Bellingham and Rogers clear w/ physicality
partidazo
>>157474436not intelligent enough for tommy tactics
>>157474436too white
>>157474436too much of a mong
>>157474426>Danny Welbeck (45)
CHELSEASY
title contenders apparently
>>157474426Why are they like this
>>157474436 Racism against quadroons
Fulham away is really tough bro
chelsea could finish the season undefeated you know; this is probably the worst they'll be all 26/27
ggs lads
>>157474457they don't even play the CL, good to be fresh for the league
>>157474436Need more blacks on the England team.
>>157474436He was shit last season
>>157474471a decent attack would've put 4 or 5 past them today
>>157474436Tuchel, sabotage.
Madrid Castilla bros...
>>157474436He hasn’t been playing well for a very long time. There’s a lot of different reasons as to why, but Tuchel (mainly) picked his squad based on performance and not reputation, as any NT manager should.
>>157474468they need to use World Cup's possession calculation
>>157474473Scored more than Bellingz in a much worse side
There’s still time to buy a new goalkeeper Chelsea
>>157474484>Castillamore like Costalot
We're winning this whole British Soccer league, buddy!
>>157474499yeah, that goalie was terrible, couldn't catch anything
>3x 2pm kick offs on Sundaywoke shite
>>157474437Based and fulhampilled
>>157474499Dibu come on down
well im off to go be FULL of HAM at dinnerpeace
Are there even any good goalkeeper options right now? Ver Bruggen is probably the best playing out from the back keeper but he has some serious bozo moments and he's horrendous at penalties. Costa ? Maignan?
>>157474550Vozinha ftw
>>157474550>Costa ? Maignan?These guys are always linked but nobody pulls the trigger so they must be ass
>>157474561>Maignan?lol
>>157474550 Trubin and Kobel are the best available.
>>157474550Karius is available
>>157474499great asset management by olympiacos they managed to sell their starting goalie for pennies to a relegation fodder team when at least 10 epl teams that will finish higher than hull this season have worse goalkeepers and three times hull's budget
>>157474550unironically penders should get a shot. he was good for strasbourg and he's there and they paid 20m for him
>>157474550They already have a good gk, he's on the bench.
>>157474550 I know just the guy
>>157474574What do you expect from apogonous?
3-2 sounds like an exciting game but it was just 5 goalkeeper blundersSanchez is easily the worst gk in the top 5 european leagues
>>157474596Apparently Lille will get him
>>157474599A guy said on BBC Text in that best 11 vs best 11, Chelsea had man to man, the better team than Arsenal. Including GK. He said Arsenal only do well because of depth. Unironically they believe that Sanchez is a good GK.
>>157474599>5 goalkeeper blundersI'd say it's more like a 2-0 for chelsea
>>157474621Leno was ass. Not robert sanchez bad but awful nonetheless.
>>157474597according to olympiacos 20arikous on twitter that was on tzolakis and his agent as if he was a free agent or had a semi pro contract with automatic release clause
>>157474614Sanchez is actually decent, however he's inconsistent as shit and has far too many errors in him. Not a keeper you win the league with ultimately. Might as well have just kept Petrovich.
>>157474678>Sanchez is actually decentIf you say so, but he isn't better than Raya, a guy who has won three Golden Gloves in a row, with two different clubs.
>>157474436The real answer is that he was injured and was a shell of his former self. Clearly struggled last season and needed some time off to fully recoverObviously it's possible that he started this season and just kept playing like shit regardless. 1 season wonder and all that. Doesn't look like it thankfully, it's a good start
>>157474697Yeah agreed, and I'm probably exaggerating when I say he's decent. He's just not that shit on his day, but is also inconsistent which obviously isn't what you want in a keeper. Tbh Chelsea's defence in general is pretty average and doesn't look any better than last season, midfield also doesn't look that great considering how much has been spent.
>>157474678Petrovic was good and reliable. Samchez is the gk that makes the most mistakes resulting in goals in the league. He makes a fantastic save every now and then but that doesn't justify his consistently atrocious performances.Saying he's better than Raya is just trolling tho.
Wait…you guys are ironic Chelsea fans right?
>>157475175Why wouldn't you be a Chelsea fan?
Panders vs LammensThe future of Belgium's gk is good
>>157474678>Sanchez is actually decent, >however he's inconsistent as shit and has far too many errors in himThen he isn't decent? Concentration and consistency is the most important thing for a goalkeeper.
