>Lap:#8533>Countdown to Eyetalian GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157460260>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:227>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:237 (236 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 242 (+18)RUS: 183 (+15)HAM: 183 (+12)NOR: 159 (+25)LEC: 155 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 425 (+33)Ferrari: 338 (+22)McLaren Mercedes: 263 (+33)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 186 (+6)Racing Bulls: 66 (+0)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 763.47 (+56.48)HAM: 539.61 (+40.74)PIA: 501.12 (+48.15)>News:Hamilton frustrated by Ferrari's indecision at Dutch GPNorris and McLaren 'don't have car' to fight for titleMercedes confirms Kimi Antonelli grid penalty in MonzaRed Bull impressed by Liam Lawson at Dutch GP: 'He did what he could'Mercedes will be "worried" about McLaren threat in F1 title fight, says RosbergAlonso encouraged by Aston Martin's updates, but still wants more from HondaJames Vowles calls Williams F1 rebuild his "life's journey"Mercedes "clearly" not F1's best team anymore - Kimi AntonelliCarlos Sainz admits Aston Martin now in a ‘different league’ to Williams amid Alex Albon crash apologyMercedes "hasn't got the money" to keep up with rival F1 upgrades - Toto WolffPierre Gasly’s warning to Racing Bulls: ‘They ruined our race, and I won’t forget it’
Anime
gimi
amx
>>157474508>Lap:#8535
>>157474508why is lance posting a picture of himself dressed in leather fetish gear?
terrible thread
>>157474508this is what getting pozzed in the head looks like
>>157474721he's past it, he had a kid and cashed out, his essence is spent. we can only hope his daughter inherits the ways of racism...
>>157474721Will only be remembered as the Hakkinen to Lewis' Schumacher.
>>157475110you're retarded
soon
>>157475067there will never be a woman in f1 again>>157475110you don't find takes this retarded even in the deepest circles of hamilton worshipping social media hell
>>157475152>there will never be a woman in f1 againThey can just put one in a car. Her head probably won't pop off.
>>157475137I want to see this bullshit but im unironically sad that it would remove jeddah
>>157475110bro not even pozfags take the globohomo era seriously
Nice to see that everyone has been completely normal while I was away at ZandvoortThey almost definitely oversold tickets for the event, maybe its just because its a smaller circuit but everywhere was absolutely rammed and the crowds for the trains was ridiculousStill a good time though, always loved the Netherlands and even Verstappen crashing like an idiot didn't stop people from partying
>>157475137looks kinda like jerusalem in 70 AD iykyk
>>157475152>there will never be a woman in f1 againWell maybe she'll just bear the next generation of actual verstappens, her son will be the chosen one
stopped wastin my time w. this trash but wtf yukwabs back. the absolute jobber. at least that britbong boomer homo commentator is gone but beens replaced by a horde of indians. sad!
>>157475137The antigravity era is coming
>>157475137all that money spent building this and f1 isn't even going to race again in the middle east
>>157476553its really funny seeing the pics of the new track then youtube recommending me this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbB3vFfiaVU
>>157474698Chat is this real???
how are you dealing with not raceweek?
>>157477047Sleep well because I won't get mad because Max and Redbull FUCKED UP AGAIN
>>157477150quote from man mad:
>>157477167Have you been making sick ass sandwiches or have you gave up on that endeavor my dear jamaican friend
>>157477175good breads been scarcesuch is life in di zone, zeen.
>>157474508Gay gold diggers exist?
have it on good authority angry ausanon was arrested by 4chan police this morning, wanted in connection with french morning lads poster's disappearance.expecting murder charges to be laid.
>>157477617finally the 43 year old neet menace has been taken care of
>>157477617>he bashed in the frenchanons head so hard he never came backbro... he was a man of his word...
>>157477763needs to do Hadjar next so Lawson can keep the rbr seat
i knew red bull would go to shit when mateschitz died but i never imagined they would be dicksucking abduls
>>157475067>cashed outhe managed to make retardo look reasonable when he was going full ''BOSS'' at mclel and renault, fuck even ferrari and lewis contract seems good compared to max and rb
>>157476232his helmet pictures the face he makes at the gloryhole
>>157477545you dont want to know
Sociatobros... we lost
>NO AMXmy king.
>>157478444too busy dicksucking abduls
>>157478444i was having yarn with old school chum who remembered i like f1 20 odd years ago when it wasn't hip or trendy and he goes "so you must have found drive to survive really cool then" and couldn't believe it when i said ive never watched an episode
>>157478444he wasn't in the last one too, well he was but it was all media footagehim, hamilton (i think he was filming for apple) and someone else didn't have any proper dts footage
>>157478465>he wasn't in the last one too,oh really?now they photoshopped him from this group photo
>>157478444>big enough to be able to tell Netflix to fuck offOne can only dream.
>damn, niggas really use this crap huh
Twinkdeath comes for us all..
>>157478516getting a big hug and kiss from his sister!
why burgers have to turn everything into amusement park?
>>157478522You do realize watching f1 live in person is not that fun right?
>>157478522I like to ride my rascal scooter through exciting places
>>157478522because amusement parks are AWESOME
Any cardfags in this place?You guys buying?
>>157478522So that you have something to do while waiting for whoever the fia decided is winning this season to win at the end of the season.
>>157478522dude, trees, walkable space, imagine
>>1574748241) billionaire's kid. he has access to everything and maybe is a gooner2) he finally has a gf and she may be into bdsm stuff (she is israeli) so now he iseither way he's shit and should be out of the sport
>>157474824too much time on the island with his dad
>>157478635its in the US, it'll be awful, like every other amusement park. its also 30km from Austin. the only F1 circuit in the US, a land of 340 million, with IMSA and IndyCar... and they turn it into a bigger joke than it already was.i would respect a billionaire if they built a non-Tile track in the US that's not shit
>>157478717>american niggas when they have to walk more than 3 minutes
>>157478721i'm not American. outside a handful of places, there's literally no public transportation here. AUS, a country with less population than the state of California, has a better public transportation network than all of the US> i hate it here, just here for work because my shithole country is a shithole
>>157478752Sounds like you need to quit your job and move back to your clearly much better country then.
>>157478801Tru tru
>mfw realized apple (the smartphone brand) has a tv channeldo they also have subway tv, mcdonalds tv, mickey mouse tv
>>157476222TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>157478857>subwayNot as far as I'm aware.>McDonald'sNot as far as I'm aware.>mickey mouseLike four of them. They're pretty much the whole reason cable television exists in its current form.
NOT COOL
>>157479020colapiss fags need to get a grip; only reason he's in f1 to begin with is because of the globohomos
>>157479020Cola fags are right this time
So is Alonso back? I heard he got some points. It was the cars being bad all this time?
>>157479049>ps3didn't realize it was THAT bad this year
>>157479149hes been pretty unlucky to be fair but lando on the other hand has been pretty otherworldly, the wdc win gave him a massive confidence boost
>>157479145Make your peace with it
>>157479049>is ack
>>157479049proofs?dats wat i thought
>>157479234Why would he lie????
What percentage of merit do you give the pilot for winning a race?
>>157479295>piloti i approve of75% car, 25% piloti>piloti i do NOT approve of95% car, 4% rigging, 1% FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>157479049source?I made it the fuck up
>>157479306So if almost all the merit is from the engineers why don't they get more attention from the media, they should be at least as important as the pilots.
>>157479372probably because marketing is a big part of the drivers' contracts, engineers meanwhile just do their thing like with any other jobidk how much an average f1 engineer gets paid but I imagine the gap is massive compared to drivers
wtf a leo just flew over my house
>>157479306Why jorj is so shitty then?
>>157479295Somebody calculated it in a paper, today the car is around 75%, decades ago it used to be 60% and before even lower
>>157479295>pilot>racedidn't know pilots are allowed to race. even in best VFR conditions you are required to maintain a 3 mile seperation in class B airspace
>>157479438yeah but this is class R airspace we're talking about
>>157479438can you get closer if you've taken class b drugs?
I hate Carlos Sainz.
>>157479234>>157479308
The question is, does carlos sainz hate me?
>>157479571yes rebecca
>>157479409I think the main reason is that people won't be so interested in a engineers competition so they focus on the drivers to sell it to the people.
>>157479049kwabjar is lucky that RB isn't fighting for anything this year
lol
micky mouse racing
f1 fans are the biggest cucks in the racing world
>>157479809kek, how many times will he call someone a kankermongool?
>>157474508Is this what I’m looking at?
>>157479819Why is that?
>>157479809hes gonna do a larson
>>157479809Fun
>>157479809>>157479800they are modern gladiators
so are they abduls who suck dick, or the ones who suck abdul's dick
>>157480618can you write this in dutch
>>157480646dus zijn het abduls die pikzuigen of zijn het diegenen die de pikte van abdul zuigen
>>157480972>pikte pik*ben telefoonpalen
>>157480972>>157480977rustig aan
goed draad
>>157480972>>157480987>>157481023too early to be cross eyed gentssort yourselves out
>>157479800>>157479809too bad it's a redbull event. would enjoy seeing narb, blackcunt, cub boy and goblando try (and get nowhere near amx's 100 vanquished opponents)
>>157480972Het zijn degenen die Abduls lul zuigen, metafysisch gezien, niet letterlijk.
>>157481097that doesnt even make sense. lawson never won a WDC (piston cup) after being mentored by the GOAT of the sport. it makes more sense lightning mcqueen is alonso since he raced against schumi then won WDC twice and then realized he can't compete with the mercedes turbo hybrids (in cars 3, that is literally the inciting event for the story, when mcqueen realizes his car is just too slow to race vs the next-gen hybrids). but instead of mentoring a cute female porsche he has to mentor a jewish nepobaby
>>157481260GIWTWMD
>>157481222>mentoringsex. it's hot, lustful, passionate, horny car sex. he sticks his tongue in sally's exhaust pipes and allmuseo is not having sex with lance stroll (do not ask for proof)
>>157481222alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>157476114For me it's the Death Circus era of racinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G9YoHqU-K0
>>157481069pikzuigen
>>157481272you dont know how hard she squeezes bud, you dont want to experience it
Can't believe the guy with the fastest car won again, what an amazing and unanticipated result
Can't believe the guy with the biggest c#ck topped again, what an amazing and unanticipated event
>>157481440we're not in the fastest car era anymore, bro
heh, the costcappen fans are really silent this yearmakes you think
>>157481461but we are, always have been and always will be in the massive cock era, bro
>>157479734Yeah, the amount of people who judge drivers purely based on their finishing position is a bit annoying.
>pthree
>>157481957gay cunt
>>157481988don't sign you are posts
>>157481957Maybe a team like Mclaren or Red Bull should poach him while the Holy war of Ferrari, LeJesus vs Satanilton takes place?
>>157481997maybe the gay cunt should fuck off
>>157481988go ride a kangaroo about it
>>157482002fuck off then you homo
>>157482006>>157482012stop dickriding gay cunts
>>157482018Ollie has been scientifically proven to be the straightest man on the grid
>>157482018that's youstop being a faggot
me = based and correct>>157482021>>157482029 = gay cunts
>>157482052you're gay you retarded homosexual
>>157482077*be's bunuronging on your face*
>>157482085see, you're gaythank you for agreeingnow go lay down on a road
>>157482089lol you got bunorunged on you
>>157482098you mistake doing it to yourself with something happening to mesilly gay you
>>157482104go wipe the bunurong off your face you stinky boy
>>157482118seeyou need to do that to yourselfi don't need to because we're thousands of kilometers apart (do you know what that is, a ki-lo-me-ter?)
>>157482132nonsense you hear my mighty haka shaking your bones
>>157482148>hakadon't know what this is but probably a very gay actbut do it or not, i won't notice
calm your tits
>>157482173>titsyes
things will not calm down anonthey will in fact calm up
its called a battery racewe went battery racing
>>157482301>batteryWhat is the charge???
why are russia and new zealand arguing again?
>>157482386over rights to ollie's bussy
>>157482386i can only speak for new zealandese but /f1/ without f1 ongoings, and f1 is gay as FUCK right now, is boring as SHIT
>>157482188f1 without yellow cars and grid girls is bullshit
in other werds - my own amusement
STOP misspelling things on purpus
Niggas pullin gimmicks cause they scared to rap ayyFunny how they shook ayy got these niggas shook
>>157482432no but steven maigh
bruh
>>157482386all ugo orlandi's fault probably
>>157482472Kek
>no speedometer>rpm gauge hidden away in the corner>no "S.O.C." - no charge/deploy battery levels even though they were shown earlier in the season>all that limping and coasting through the fastest part of the trackThe most censored on board ever.Information blackout trying to cover up how shambolic these new regs are from the fans. Look how long the trickle down effect for fans to know what a MGU-H was. We weren't that far from fans being in the dark about how these new cars/PUs work zero information and Domenicalli remotely adjusting battery levels to artificially manipulate the show. Yeah bro this new version of F1 is so much better. forget everything you learned since karting.
amerimutts are already cut so they don't have the same revulsion toward dicksucking abduls as some other groups
Does this look like someone that just got their adrenaline hit satisfied driving the fastest cars in the world and just won an f1 race?no it doesn't, why do all of the drivers look depressed all weekend? because they know they didn't drive the car the algorithm won the race. the drivers can't even get hype for the race there's no excitement no intensity no rizz. Lando didn't look this downbeat when he beat Max last year.The fans were quiet during the cooldown laps not because their favorite driver didn't win it's because these cars are trash to watch trackside they look even more underwhelming and lame in person than on tv. the fans were in shock at how bad it was.
>>157482472They are a bunch of retards and that's good
>>157482575abduls are in charge of EVs.it's the same oil companies if that's the point you're trying to make.
>>157482472f1 will continue to force the street circuit meme until someone actually dies because of shitty rushed infrastructure
>Per USA Today, across nine F1 races this season, six of them saw viewership declines of 13 percent or greater. Of those six races, two stood out as particularly poor performers: the Miami Grand Prix and the Monaco Grand Prix. According to the analysis, viewership for Miami dropped by 68 percent year-over-year, while Monaco dropped by 66 percent.The state of Apple TV.
>>157482761>13 percent or greater>by 68 percent>by 66 percentThat "or greater" is doing a lot of work up there.
>>157482761>that miami and monaco dropoh god
Max an hero'ing himself was ironically the most exciting part of the race so in a way he did put on a show for the fans.
>>157482761and those were the most-watched so what's left is that small audience that actually watches anything on appletv+ beyond ted lasso
>>157482761>evert race with -13%+ drop>miami and monaco massive dropNOREFUNDS
The algorithm put max in the wall with a torque spike from the battery.
>>157482761the silent majority is watching the races. sold out every venue for the next 2000 yeras.
https://streamable.com/d9t012
>>157483223this is what real f1 looks like that shit you saw on Sunday on appletv was not real f1. in case people forgot.
>>157482472>19 red flags in 6hso that's more than one red flag every 20 minutes, even by Fshitt3r standards that's ridiculous lmaohopefully someone gets hurt (in the sim) and these godawful concrete slalom tracks get banned forever
>f1 has lost over a decade of pure racingOver 12 seasons of that MGU-H garbage Toto shilling us that this was necessary for the future of f1 just to go back on it. The whole point of these regs was to delete the MGU-H to reduce cost and complexity to please manufacturers and since day one cost and complexity has increased.
but f1 was better when it went to more European circuits. that just happens to be where most of the best tracks are.
>Scalextric slot cars>but look at all the manufacturersI'm supposed to clap for this shit.
>>157478444o rly?
>>157483847performative faggotry
>>157483847in a few years there will be pictures like this of norris
the period after october 7th 2023 was so bizarre, if you so much as hinted that you weren't cut, you instantly had an army of mexicans and other 70 iq third worlders calling you a jeet and spamming saar, who even knows what fucked up algorithms china used to psyops them, crazy stuff
https://streamable.com/3cc0d1you can't pull bitches with this faggot battery shit.f1 is going to lose the female audience with these new regs.
>you guys know we're talking about HPE's self-driving network right?>oh self-driving network i wasn't worried tee hee lol j/k lmaoit's not funny nigga.that's exactly what they're doing they are going to replace you nigga. it's not funny when you already have the super-clipping battery deployment harvesting A.I. algorithm slowing down the car for you before the braking zone.manufacturers want to use f1 to create their fleet of self-driving EVs nigga you are obsolete.
>>157484476That's nonsense. Drivers are important for the marketability of the entire circus. That's why they are trying so hard to hide the fact that algorithms decide if the cars go fast or slow right now.
>Shillfano Shillmenicalli "cannot see" f1 without Max Verstappenthat used car salesman literally cannot see anything but Liberty Media dollar signs nigga he's gonna keep selling out the sport more than he already has.
>But overall there is a threshold at which the drivers will have more capacity to think through the problems Stella identifies because things are no longer happening too quickly for their brains to process>At the heart of what Verstappen is suggesting is an idea that the latest generation of f1 cars have become more accessible to drivers with a lower ability threshold while simultaneously containing drivers who have a higher threshold for controlling cars at ridiculously high speeds
The sadness will last forever…
https://youtu.be/wOeWK02ebd4
>>157479049How over is it for Piastri?Why is he unable to learn about how to manage tyres when he does not have a cheat car?
who are gonna be the wdc for the next 10 years?
>>157486534norris
>>157486534f1 won't survive 10 more years
>>157486460Pretty over, he had his shot at wdc last yearWon't ever come again
>>157484612If he signed a new contract with red bull in spite of the regs being this bad then neither can I
>>157486534THE ENGLISH
>>157482505do you really care that this car is 20kph slower in corners than muh w11? do you really sense the difference in speed?
>>157486980let him finish dicksucking abduls, bro
> https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/haas-holds-auditions-drivers-2027-140100506.htmlwho ya got in the Portimao test to take Ocon's job this week? McLaren junior or Ferrari junior?> Ravioli vs Camera
I had a dream I was on a train sitting opposite Sophia Flörsch. We reached a stop, she got up to leave but instead of heading to a door she started prodding the window next to her as if expecting it to open enough to let her out. I began wondering to myself if she was retarded and if I should instruct her how to properly exit the train. The dream ended around then.
>>157486255gay cunt
total shitshow confirmed
>>157487164already discussed >>157482472
>the algorithm wins lol
https://streamable.com/qyag52how can you even make a movie with these new regs. the rules make no sense.
>>157487164look @ the brightside = rookie trackjannys got plenty of practice in. there's no substitute for real world track time
People aren't going to wait for 2027-2028 for f1 to "fix" this shit they'll stop watching.fix it now. why wait.OEMs already spent money on a battery that can't charge itself why don't all these teams put that money towards a design that works instead. What global marketing benefit do you get from being known as the manufacturers of the cuck units that killed f1 even worse than 2014. think of all the publicity they would get for being known as the saviors of f1 that brought back V8s.All these manufacturers finally sign up for f1 and this is the shit you build nigga this is the faggot shit you signed up for nigga wouldn't you rather join f1 to do something cool nigga spend that 400m on something that's cool and actually works nigga. all this roundabout faggot shit.
>its german blog posting time
>>157487224>why wait.found the DtS fanbecause little Billy, making engines takes time. engine manufacturing is extremely costly. this is basic manufacturing. do... do you think that when you want something its just instantly made?
https://streamable.com/kezjwmget hype
>>157487237>its American Flock Posting time
>>157487245no shit sherlock they're gonna wait the whole season limping around all the best tracks with their broken battery shit two five week breaks they didn't fix shit they already spent money on a broken design you're saving money by fixing it. english motherfucker do you speak it.
waiting and saying it's too expensive is the excuse the big manufacturers are using they could fix it sooner they chose not to.because now you gotta game the system and sandbag to stack aduo upgrades to use on your 2027 engine to get a head start.
>>157487252>openly giving 4chan information about your wife's asshole needs and next you'll probably tell thread about your peyronie's disease
>>157487268>wife's assholehe meant his wife is going to sodomize him more
https://streamable.com/ejjva2
https://streamable.com/bedmrw
>>157487327you miss the apeks there and avoid exit walls, you rack courage and commitment
https://streamable.com/nc3vu1I can't post a V10 without the audio.
>>157487268Did the Flock comment rattle you?
>>157487335thank you for the feedback that's some constructive criticism i can work with.
>mwl
>temple of sneed
>Ralf's pole time at the 2004 Canadian GP would put him 14th on the 2025 Canadian GP grid in front of Ollie Bearman's Haas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKRxfCYP5Ss
we schumiposting today?
>>157487341Yes, so much I made a joke about curved dickus
Same max, same
even the pozznited states fans don't like the new regs
>>157487788That's not the Miami flag
>>157487847Nor Barcelona
Britian is perfect though
SUIIIIIIIII
>>157487880IMADRING?
>>157486761>Australan blows his only chance at a WDC with a late season wobble>Is massively off of the pace in the following season.Sounds familiar.
>>157479040Incorrect.
>>157487696byeeeee byeeeeee byeeeee
>>157488382albon is on the outside, so he is to blame
>>157488408Albon turned right into him
>>157474824its jewish magic to steal foreskins from goyimthey collect the foreskins and then trade the foreskins with a demonic entity named Baal (who lives in the cube on Saturn) for money
>>157488418>literally moving underbraking to run your teammate off track>it's albons fault
>>157487880modern graphic design is vomit inducing soulessness
>>157487425have you noticed how souless the checkered flag waving is these days?it looked like the person doing it last race had a broken wrist or something it was so limp
NOT a synagogue.>>>/o/
>>157488521because they keep inviting random people who dont give a fuck to do itmeanwhile indy has a professional flag autist
>>157488668the indy autist is also retarded
>>157484716stella is playing a different game.if you have to think, you already lost time.good thing verstappen didn't go there.
y'all
2030 V8 returns.BMW returns.Horner returns.They set up with some combination of Piastri, Sainz, Bearman, NARB and Mick Shumacher.How many pants does Toto shit?
Jensen butthole
>>157488871>2030>Horner returns.I can't wait that long
>>157487082>I had a dream I was on a train sitting opposite Sophia FlörschShe will take your soul.
>ynr abduls shitting the other day
>>157484911false
>>157489170SCYTHE MY FORESKIN SOPHIA
>>157488764>>157489028
wake up honey, another winter F3 championship just dropped
>>157489370
>>157488871>bmwanon BMW might be dead at that pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CF1-f8gQOk&t
>>157489559i cant tell bmw crossovers from toyota crossovers
>>157489618but you can immediately tell the gouk crossovers because they're the ugliest of an ugly car body type
>>157489639every crossover looks identical. they are all knockoff teslas.
>>157482761>Other races saw substantial declines, but not nearly as severe as Miami and Monaco. Canada, for instance, was down 23 percent according to the analysis, while Barcelona was down 24 percent, Austria 13 percent, and Britain 16 percent.>The first three races of the season — Australia, China, and Japan — saw little or no decline at all. Australia was down four percent, China one percent, and Japan was even with last year. These races, of course, occur at odd hours in the United States, meaning only hardcore F1 fans were likely tuning in to begin with. Samba also speculates that viewership could’ve benefited from some fans activating a free trial for the early-season races.Looks like they've totally lost the casual viewer, but held hardcores fairly well.
>>157489291popcorn makes everything better
>>157489751So Americans out soon?
It's over.
here's another interesting statistic while we're on the topic of numbers:number of foreskins owned by abduls in 2025: 0number of foreskins owned by abduls in 2026: 0
>>157490248Surely not every single "abdul" out there is circumcised, so your numbers are definitely off
>>157490184incoming ferrari win in monza
>>157490299I'm faceblind. Is this Charles Leclerc?
>>157490299
>>157490339no it's just a hoe image I added so you would notice my post
>>157490381I always notice your posts.
>>157490299this is a 14 year old girl
>>157490360Behold, the difference between a Canberra milk kid and an Asturian milk kid
>>157478709a reminder
>>157490299which f1a pilot is this
>>157490184AUDO is such a joke.
>>157490184red bull power troons, are we happy?
do you think red bull* will win a race this regulation cycle? *max
>>157490873stop ban evading
>>157490965I was released from jail just some 3 bongs ago though. I'm a free anon
>>157491014stop ban evading. take it like a man.
>>157491111but I'm not in jail anymore, the three days are up
>pfive
>>157487854Nor Spielberg.
>>157482761>races that had high viewership because they were on network TV lost more viewers to streameme than races that were on cableHoly shit inform the scientific community
>>157484612>>157486792until the contract extension i just wished max left this shit. no fanfare, no big or small announcements - just tell your bosses to give them time to find your replacement, let your contract run out and just leave without telling anyone else on the grid/media that's what f1, liberty and the "fans" deserved
LEO
>>157492312I dont like this one stop using it
>>157492390a dog>>157492420maybe
>>157492420he should grow a beard, a big one
>>157492671he's a girl's blouse, a big one
>>157492671already has one
>>157492640thank u for consideration
>>157492733bigger
>>157492878bearbutts
>>157492986Jeez lmao
>>157478536Too hard to get hits, too many base duplicates
come check the dipstick
gimi (of the foreign variety)
how many shares of stock in formula 1 does Merc and or Toto own to have leverage like this? This not a (((sport))) anymore its just entertainment, and the script demands the new MC takes center stage.
>>157493884who are you and why are you part gay?
>>157494346no grooming m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlz6HNCjTeAis this how alonso cheated back in the renault days?
>>157493502What race or races does it keep you ready for?
>>157493502doesn't he look tired
>Tso locked in to F1 >Camara already getting looks>Nobody cares about the ITALIAN STALLIONMinibros..
>>157496306Neither Mini or Camara will get a sniff of F1 while NARG and Bort are aroundWhich is a shame since Mini is talented
>>157493921This is where Horner is missed. He never would've let this happen cause he would've had the Red Bull engine numbers presented in a way to stop them from getting stuck at the top.
“ Sport” where the “underdogs” are still the child of multimillionaires, and I have to believe the larp that these guys are athletes because of g forces that tens of thousands of no name pilots have experienced
>>157490184Audi confirmed they won't use it for the remainder of the year, solely chassis upgrades.
>>157474508He knows (((they're))) recording his every move when he's there, right?
>>157496414it doesn't matter bro, we're not in the globohomo era anymore
>>157496374Albon's mom got him to f1 the cool way
>>157496306MINÌ
>Mercedes "clearly" not F1's best team anymore - Kimi AntonelliHe sure learnt how to unterhund from Toto Wolff>Mercedes "hasn't got the money" to keep up with rival F1 upgrades - Toto WolffI wish Horner was still around, at least he would occasionally insult him, but since he's not there anymore there's no one to keep in check his autism
He rapes but he saves
>>157496549you're supposed to use your dick
>didn't watch races for a long time because there wasn't a good way to without cable, but still paid attention to Mercedes winning all the time>just getting around to watching past seasons and I'm on 2016I knew max won in Spain because Hamilton and rossberg crashed, but I always assumed they crashed towards the end of the race and max just held onto the lead for like ten laps. Not fucking turn 3 of lap one.No wonder they got such a "talking to" from merc higher ups. And it was all fucking Hamilton being a retard.
>>157482505Not watching this season. Are they really hiding the speed? Total humiliation
they took this from ushttps://youtu.be/Ut7yehpQjac?t=59
>>157496584can we get pedal cam in f1a?
>>157496553>And it was all fucking Hamilton being a retard.You mean the crash where the car behind was forced to go 4 wheels on the grass to avoid being hit from the side by the defending car who made a move way too late? And the crash is somehow the fault of the car being forced 4 wheels on the grass?
Asjemenou!
>>157496776I mean the crash where the retard tried to pass, and when he was blocked decided that continuing into the grass was the best course of action instead of getting off of the accelerator and keeping the place for a later attempt at a pass fifteen seconds into the race.
>>157496782You mean in your mind it's completely acceptable to wait until your opponent HAS COMMITTED to a line, and THEN defend in response? And that is somehow, not specifically in the rules, classified as a late move?Why even have rules? Forcing someone off track is one, and apparently you don't have to respect it.
>>157496809>late moveSo you get your f1 knowledge from Twitter and reddit I take it.
>>157496824You get your F1 knowledge from apparently looking at still images of a crash then deciding based on how you feel the crash happened in your mind instead of actually looking at the crash https://youtu.be/hAJXvJMYglc?t=73Rosberg was sleeping on the straight, then realized he had to defend, and then panicked and almost takes out Hamilton then and there, who was already committed to the inside because he saw Rosberg just driving down the straight undecidedly.
Andrea
Stella
McLaren
what a fucking mess
>>157496777For some reason I can't picture amx saying asjemenou.
>>157496930someone will DIE heredigits confirm
>>157496930
>>15749693090 degree tilkedrome corners and random useless wiggle corner spam to get around arab infrastructure they want highlighted, my beloved
Does anyone with an IQ above 90 even believe the teams anymore when they say "oh we don't have a good carrr we're clearly the underdoggg we don't have the moneyyy" instead of realizing that it's all bullshit to make their performance look more impressive to shareholders and convince the FIA that they don't need to be reeled in?
>ADUO reveals Shit Bull to have the fastest engine again!Christ this is like people using accelerometer apps on their phones and being convinced it's even halfway accurate.
>>157497077Imagine how bad the rest of the car would have to be to make the engine being the best true.
>>157497122>>157497127>>157497134>>157497144How far we have fallen.That reminds me: two weeks until the 25th anniversary of the New World Reset.
>tslov inwho is out
ALONSO 2028LETSFUCKINGGOOO!!!
>>157497344This Max guy keeps crashing the car
>>157497122>>157497127>>157497134>>157497144Will anyone be surprised when it turns out this guy is a paedophile
>>1574973590 chance for merc enginei doubt ded bull would give them engine with stroll still driving, they would want a seat for them
>>157497344there are plenty of F1 drivers who have been there for 7-10 years and they're just doing nothing basically, I find it surprising how rigid the F1 driver's market is
>>157497425ayesomeone shitty like sainz just extended for 30m/ynone of the drivers are going anywhere (except lawson)
>Cola resigns>Ocon OUTLolLmao
>>157497199no, whores need to get actual real jobs, like being influencers on social media or only fans models.
>>157496551of course they don't teach you about consent in pakistan
>>157497359why the fuck did they take honda in the first place?
If Lawson loses his seat I can finally stop watching this semen slurping sport for good (or at least until they get rid of batteries)
>>157496930>I LOVE 90° cornerssaid no one
>gayfaggot vs comfy enjoyer
>>157498071except me
Contractpinto
>>157497056The FIA seems to believe Merc every single time.
don't care much for the soda horse tbqh
>>157497344I could see him taking Tsunoda's spot and then replacing Linbabble/Lawson the following year.
>>157497056the entire thing is manufactured politics bullshit. They should go back to spending however money they want, if you cant compete in that environment you should be kicked from the grid wearing nothing but a potato sack that says "POOR" on it, and if you leave the grid while owing anyone money you should become their slave until you pay it off. Or you die.
Gimihttps://youtu.be/dfMY4w-F2d4
>>157498131max needs to wear thick clothes to hide his iron nipples
>>157498352Let's be friends.
>>157498427She looks like a 20-something woman with a 60-something woman's face.
>>157498575you think that's bad?
Yuki in the Red Bull?
>>157498590Dorianne is kinda cute!
>>157498575>>157498590you think that's bad
will he perform when he has money right in front of him
>>157498616okay well ruth is definition of walled so just about any woman would look good in comparison
>>157497359jpeiro is a sex haver and will be hangedalopatriots never forget
>>157498657thank you for saying hanged, too many people get that wrong
>>157498593How many races has he been in so far this year? Just this past one?>be hated Japanese driver at RB>be faster than all your teammates>get "promoted" to gulag Red Bull second car>get dropped because you're not as fast as Max in a car 100% built around Max>still faster than all the other #2 driversYuki is about the only thing that can get me to come back to watching this season but holy shit it's comical how history is repeating itself.
>>157498616She went from making me want to put my tongue up her butt to making my Horner shrivel up every time I see her in just one year.
>>157498705He wasn't faster than Gasly and Hadjar.
>>157498705>in a car 100% built around MaxThat's nonsense and you know it.
>>157498724>He wasn't faster than Gasly and Hadjar.Incorrect.
>>157498727Go to bed, Helmut.
>>157498616biblically accurate something
Digits and yuki dies
>>157498738>nooo you don't get it, the car is voice controlled and only reacts to a dutch accent>I need this to be true because I can't accept that Max is a good driver
>>157498593what does middle finger ring means?
>>157498843digits and gasly will be the killer
>>157498929calm down
>>157498982digits and I calm downsingles and I sperg out
>>157498988well
I feel a surge of relaxing energy...
mass anal impregnation of formula 1 twinks
>>157499052whic one would you start with?
i wonder how hung otherstonia was after his 3 day ban, must have been enormous beyond imagination, the boy is 23 cm after swimming in cold water
>>157496930>how about we make a track that's just hungary sector 2 but in the middle of an industrial estate?jarno should've told them to fuck off when they showed the location
>>157498590she cute tho
>>157498905Where the fuck did I say Max wasn't a good driver? Max is an exceptional driver and the best in the field, and has been his entire time in F1. That doesn't change the fact the car was absolutely tailored around him, you nonce.
tsolov out
>>157499388Sad, I would love to spam bulgarian gypsy music in race threads.
>>157499386The people who worked on that car and drove it (except Checo) disagree with you. Even more importantly I disagree and I'm pretty cool.Raped kids and coping Mexicans. That's all you have.
>>157499386>Max is an exceptional driver and the best in the fieldMan can't even finish a GT3 race
>>157499452>when you think that Austrian sure is annoying a German pops in and says something worse Bruder.
>>157499476Has he finished a single one this year?Reminder the Regenmeister was also the only one to bin his car in moist Zandvoort.Ground effect car babby
>>157499530See, garbage posts like this appear when you peddle the comfortable lie about the car being a magical Max machine instead of listening to the wisdom of the guy who is currently fucking up Aston Martin https://streamain.com/en/ng7ZQfbh4uZISdw/watch
>>157499388Reigning F2 champions who moved to F1:BOR in 2025SCH in 2021RUS in 2019LEC in 2018Piastri won F2 and F3 back to back and had to sit out for a year. Fornaroli did the same and no one cares about himNon F2 champions who made it to F1:LIN, ANT, HAD, DOO, COL, BEA, LAW, SAR, ZHO, MAZ, TSU, LAT, ALB, NOR, SIRWhat even is the point of doing F2? You only ever make it to F1 if some team already decided you were going to F1 years earlier, as long as you don't shit the bed.
brainlet: winning f2big brain: dicksucking abduls
>>157499644>What even is the point of doing F2?Gaining experience? It's not like the driver who wins F1 is automatically the best driver either. F2 being a spec series is clearly a lie invented to keep us from finding out abou
>>157499244
>>157499644He didn't win a single F2 race.
>>157499932yeah these two combined are right about half your size
>>157500096you didnt win a single f2 race
>>157500096What does Albon's husband have to do with anything?>>157499889>Gaining experience?Yeah, so F2 is just a waiting room for drivers to get to F1 through their academies. Who was the last non-affiliated driver that got his F1 seat from a great F2 performance?
>>157500198bortoleto was i think, at least he wasnt signed to savber until pretty late in the sedason
Saw an ad for the Mercedes GLC starring fake gimi
>>157500282I got jump scared by a Lulu/Sharl Shell add
>>157500235he was with mclaren in f2 though so..
Periodic reminder that life is better without F1 and /f1/. Replies will not be read, end of message.
>>157500468no one forced you to re-sign, max
recommend me what spots to take for me and my dad>poorfag edition
>>157500553 (me)one the violet spots I mean
>>157500553age and fitness level of dadza?
>country looks like a boot>racetrack looks like a sockis italy a nation of footfags
>>157500466okay okay calm down pikzuigen
>>157500599twas merely for information vuile pijpslet
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kyEUDKKiHbc
>>157500561>(me)
>>157500664deine mutter
>>157500669
>>157500691asian anthony fantano
F
If (You) were an F1 team principal, would you have a revolving door of rookie drivers every year hoping to find the next young prodigy or keep the same driver pairing and cultivate their talents with a car and team they’re familiar with?
>>157500830optimus prime dood?
>>157500862I'd use my position and money to engage in the most horrific and degenerate sex acts and wouldn't give two shits about the team, I'd just keep giving empty promises like vowles
>>157500553>>157500561has to be the one at t1
>>1575005536b ez, watch Leclerc lock up and take out Hamlington
>>157500862i would hire the pilots with the biggest sponsorships behind them and only have them on half-season contracts so they can be turfed mid-season for two more paydrivers. i would then pocket that money because the team's operating costs for the season are already covered.
>>157500830F
>>157499386He lost a championship to Norris with that car. That car wasn't built around anyone. Not saying they didn't try.
>>157500862i'd hire some old washed-out midfield drivers just to have them trundle around at the back of the gridalso i'd sabotage their brakes every other race for shits and giggles
>>157501042based and Flavio pilled
scotty james (lance stroll's brother in law) played in the afl legends match last night and bt the commentator spent a good minute fawning over the stroll family and aston martin as scotty missed a shot at goal>f1 royaltyhe described them as
>>157501391that's why he didn't describe them as afl royalty
Gimi
>>157501451Outstanding post.
>limited edition f1 deodorant
>>157500970how do you look at that map and not immediately realize that the purples are what's left?apologize to the pasta and the whole thread
>>157501391Jews call these slaves "righteous goyim"
>>157501721I don't care what's left, that's his problem for waiting until a week before the race to look for tickets
>>157501853are you fucked up in the head or some shit
>>157501933he should have got tickets sooner if he wanted to go. the real answer is to not buy tickets because the race will suck I guess
>>157500862only sign 1 year contracts and I would keep the better driver at the end of the season
>>157501933you could say he's.....
>>157502076american
>>157502096no no maybe something that starts with p....
>>157502108philadelphian?
>>157501853>>157502055there's spaces for better sectors still, I'm just a poorfag (and it's for the qualis, so it's whatever)
>>157502172buy GA ticket on the front straight, wait around for a while watching the stands and move into an unoccupied seat. there will ALWAYS be some
aduo deez nutsf1 should just copy the concessions system from motogp.
>>157502727>concessionsWhat, like feeding the drivers venue hotdogs before they get in the car?
>08/24/26 (Mon) 23:58:10 >thread still up>during full season>s-s-s-shut up, the sport has never been more excitingall ny fucking keks!
pozfags are waiting for the next thread
>>157500553Why does it look like a sock? Whose idea was it?
>>157501301See you get it.The car being built around him =/= the car being anything other than a shitbox; it means it's going to be far worse for anyone else.
>>157502727This is how you properly deal with a Colombian trying to invade your land.
>>157503029They built whatever was fastest in the simulator. That's why the car was so hard to handle and that's why mere mortals couldn't drive it properly.
>>157502927Yeah but we have the dancing caricatures of the twink drivers in F1 Kids!
>>157503044Colombians never invade anyone.
>>157502998mine
>>157503065Colombians are just Mexicans kidding themselves. Everything south of the US is just Mexican, regardless what it chooses to call itself.With a name of "Juan Pablo" you cannot be anything other than a Mexican.Fucker tried to be a migrant into the white man's land. Denied.
>>157503081America isn't white mans land.
>>157503067But there are no chicanes that look like mushrooms anon...
>>157503086Was Schumacher American?
>>157503097No but he wasn't Italian either.
>>157503141>>157503141>>157503141
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>>157500830OPTIMUS NOOOOOOO
>>157503067interesting
