Browns name Watson QB1 over Sanders; HC says starter not 'week-by-week thing'Niners owner York pleads no contest to two misdemeanor charges in OhioTexans acquiring WR Boutte from Patriots after Higgins lost for seasonCardinals' Josh Sweat activated off PUP list; Bengals cut OTMcCarthy says Steelers at contract 'impasse' with CB Porter as season nearsRaiders RB Jeanty exits practice with what's believed to be sprained ankle
>>157475254>Browns name Watson QB1 over Sanders; HC says starter not 'week-by-week thing'choosing a convicted rapist over the pro bowler who has his number already retired in the stands.
[Vold in Blue plays]
based mina weighs in on the shedeur situation
>>157475254>3 Chiefs threads in a rowBasedOh and Chiefies are still 3peating btw
Kek, calipacos seethemaxxing hard today across several gennys, melting down about the queefs toobased 49ers got em fuming
>enough money as a owner>cant buy an escort service
>>157475274You can tell Mina hates 'em
that will be $15 + tip
>>157475289em?
>>157475287>wow, why do you want to go hunting when you can afford to eat at a restaurant retard
What is Lamar Jacksons playoff record?
>>157475274Believe all woman, except it was a bunch of white women accusing a Black Man of a crime... so basically they are booing Watson because of racism and Mina has so internalized this that even she cannot see how racist she is being rn... very disappointing
>>157475291Me personally? I wouldnt even feed that to my dog.But for a Chiefs fan, thats a prime gourmet feast to be taken home and saved for tomorrow.
>>157475305better than yours
Question for Queefs only: Is the documentary on netflix about the Joplin tornado good?
>>157475201>>157475205>ancient rings>ignoring per capitapaco cope
>>1574752766(SIX) and 11
>>157475315but not better than CJ Stroud's
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157475321>per capitaeach team has the same number of rostered players, retard
>>157475330He is invited to the cookout
>>157475316If you don't have any familiarity with the subject at all it's fine but it doesn't go into enough detail about the tornado itself or what it was like. It's more of a character study of some of the (literal) faggots (in true Netshit fashion) and losers that went through it. Videos on youtube like this one are better for the actual tornadohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDrvj83MNJY&t=267s
>>157475325CJ Stroud is elite too
>>157475274
kekaroo! we rape you!
>>157475337If they're frying a turkey they shouldn't borrow any oil from him
>>157475363you know hes got that top tier stuff tho
Can my team have a normal offseason for once?
>>157475339This is my wife btw
>>157475394Oh and that reminds me, this is the Kiwi friendly version of the video I linked, in case you felt left outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0X5enp79fs
>>157475392not until they get away from that demonic electrical infetterence
>https://youtu.be/5kyt5T0OqEI?si=51j5J5qWRCHpaaATReminder that there are retards among us that actually played madden kek
>>157475273Do teams usually announce the 2nd stringer like that? especially if it's some hack 5th rounder from the previous year's draft?
so let me get this straight: women can whore themselves out on the internet in every kind of way imaginable but it's illegal for a man to pay good money for some strange irl? What are we doing
>>157475416Can't force whores to pay taxes.
>>157475343>>157475361
>>157475416Apparently York filed for divorce in May and got entrapped by a literal "meet your local milfs' ad. But as long as both parties are legal and consenting it doesn't seem like a big deal desu
>>157475430>it doesn't seem like a big dealWrong.
Attractive women owe me hot, raw, primal breeding sex.
>>157475330Lmao
Wow, this might be the most misogynistic thread on 4chan and there are literal porn threads dedicated to degrading women. Fucking disgusting.
>>157475461Ok that's fine but isn't Shedoodoo the better qb at this point?
>>157475461I thought >we were leaving racists HCs in the last year
>>157475465I have 10 webms that argue against that.
>>157475465Cool it with the racism
>>157475448Ok then tax it, what's the issue then? Sin taxes are pretty brutal too, a lot to be gained by legalization
>>157475274why do millennials love doing this stupid thing of holding a small mic and talking into it?
>>157475476Apparently zoomers click on them.
queef mutt flyovers drive down to the gas station and get sucked up and flayed alive by a tornado and then tossed over to Denver kek
>>157475474How you gonna tax it, big man?
>>157475483Certified Pussy Inspectors
>>157475482This is true, sadly. Just the other day I had to scrape up the splattered remains of an dead queefie off my driveway
>>157475489Aren't those the guys that investigated Goodell a couple years ago?
>>157475482many chiefs fans are plastic mexicans sportsrefugees from the raiders/niners
We love Laura hereWe hate Mina here
>>157475339>your hoheh
>>157475501He checked out as a fully authentic, anti-football type pussy
>>157475291>At the swampNah no way a UF nigga wouldn't do you like that
>>157475504Failed meme. Give it up
peanut oil is gonna shock the world
>>157475504they're bandwagoning doyer fans now
>>157475511Kek what a dyel
Post injury Mahomes is surely going to be better than he was in the first 15 games last year, when he was a year younger and fully healthy
>>157475528pacoswing is going into a lockout + salary capwalter may have to sell the team too, and then ohtani can leave kekthey're desperate to swap back to football>>157475519senooooor we know what you are
peanut oil is gonna shock this bussy
Chiefs should be looking to sell high on mahomes asap before he becomes untradeable because nuss is the real deal
>>157475273it's hilarious how Myles Garrett pushed for Deshaun Watson over Baker Mayfield because their relationship died after he criticized Garrett for the helmet incident and essentially destroyed the Browns then was rewarded by being traded to a Rams that's a Super Bowl contender. i feel like Browns fans should also hate Myles more than they do.
>traded to a Rams that's a Super Bowl contenderhaha LOL haha
>>157475544>i feel like Browns fans should also hate Myles more than they do.that would be wayyyysissssst!
Only way Shams are a contender is if Donald comes back. You could give Padford Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase and he'd still job in the playoffsDonald + Garrett might win them a ring though
prostitution is a victimless crime
What NFL team would Elsa Jean root for?
>>157475274mina may know ball, but she doesn't know much else. asking for a handjob is not sexual assault.
>>157475570Idk why it's not legal. It would be much safer for client and where.
>>157475582>Idk why it's not legal.see: >>157475483
What's Lamar Jacksons playoff record against Mahomes?
>>157475544The problem is letting a black player be that much of an influence, McVay and Snead keep their bucks in check so nothing like that happens.
>>157475591Team game
What's Lamar Jacksons playoff record against Allen?
>>157475594Ravens literally had the best team in the league that season lol
>>157475604dont remind them
Lamar make ya seethe?
>>157475560are you okay timmy? stafford was the best quarterback in the playoffs last year even at his age and played exceptional in the nfc championship
>y-y-ya seethe?
>>157475544I have had similar thoughts. He pressured Jimmy Haslam with a chimpout unless he got a say in roster construction. Haslam then made the mistake of ever listening to and agreeing to player demands. Seriously, what the fuck does some chimp DE know about QBs, let alone roster construction? Letting your nigger inmates run the asylum was the start of the end. Shame it wasted all those prime John Dorsey drafts
>webmsenor switched to seething about the east coast and black peoplekek
>>157475612He almost got outdueled by Bryce Young and Caleb Williams and finally got his just dues in the NFCCGDelusional post. Darnold was the best QB in the playoffs, Purdy second best. For both conferencesStafford was below Maye
>>157475632Why did he cry
>>157475632Did he watch that movie in the locker room after the Broncos game?
>>157475645>Stafford was below MayeStafford was able to score in the first 3 quarters against the Seahawks defense
>>157475654umm games against opponents over .500 do not count
>>157475620
Finna make ya?
>>157475654The owl is different than a playoff game
Smells like queef in here
>>157475669Laugh at how much of a bust he is? Yeah maybe, i’d like to see some regular season games first though
>>157475669finna make the Raiders
How do I stop watching gay porn
>>157475682Watch Rocco Steele open up a twink.
>>157475682Why would you ever want to do that? If God didn't want us to be gay sluts, he wouldn't have made us in this glorious manner.
>Mendoza workin em into a shootAs expected.
What has Lamar done besides statpad against shit teams in the regular season?
There's nothing more arousing than the sight of a man's beautiful hairy asshole
Whatever happened to generational talent MHJ?
>>157475274This bitch is so retarded and unlikable. The whole brigade must be some elaborate joke
>>157475703Bolt up!
>>157475702Beat Russ' stoolers, the Tits, and Stroud's texans in the 'yoffs
>>157475702He broke his ankles
>>157475702Human. Freakin. Highlight. Reel.
>>157475702Playoff success isn’t important
>>157475704Whatever happened to all those Cardinals top 90 picks in the 2024 draft... Fucking putrid
Lamar Jacksons playoff wins:2020 Titans wildcard2023 Texans divisonal2024 Steelers wildcard
Josh Allen's career is basically a silent fart. You don't hear it but you smell the stench of failure.
And we do love Mina.
>>157475702you in 2006>What has Peyton Manning done besides statpad against shit teams in the regular season?
>>157475723True but far superior to Lamars
>>157475729This. This Lamar is clearly the best qb in the league. His rings will come.1. Lamar2. Herbert3. Allen
>>157475721>Bustvin Harrisbust Jr.Retards get what they deserve when they dont listen to the GOAT WR scout, Steve Smiff Sr.
Goodell doesnt want you to know this but Peyton Manning and Paintin Manning are the same person.
>>157475736where is Joey?
>>157475723He's 2-0 against Lamar in the playoffs.
>>157475739edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
>>157475746He's 4, I was only listing the top 3. My full top 5 would be1. Lamar2. Herbert3. Allen4. Burrow5. Nix
>>157475739Goodell doesn't want us to remember Peyton Manning and many others so we don't think about how shit newer qbs are.Nostalgia is a good tool but not when it makes your current product look bad.
I have both a small and thin penis
>>157475737Chris Simms ranked Malik Nabers and BTJ over him
>>157475749playoffs are different than the owl
>>157475670Stafford did it 3 times
>>157475754This is the golden era of quarterback play retard. The position has literally never been more competitive or better.Mahomes > BradyAll of Allen Burrow Lamar > Manning, RothlisburgerStafford > BreesWhich still leaves Darnold, Purdy, Daniels, Hurts, Love, Williams, Lawrence, HerbertYou're just being a hipster contrarian
>Still Trying to Bussy pop n twerk his way into the top 5 QB rankingsJoey Tumblr is more overrated than Herbust. Not joking.
>>157475746hurt
Will Watson start against the Patriots?
The only thing bustin cuckatini is top 5 in is top 5 odds to win KWABOTY
>>157475416He owns the the most prominent sports team in the wealthiest area on Earth. Instead of going to Europe or SEA like some normal degenerate coomer you'd find on here, he goes to some bumfuck Ohio trailer park. He deserves to be clowned on
>>157475768(You)
Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
>>157475791Very Midwestern post
>>157475768
>>157475791I've seen this pasta for years now
I wrote a songIt’s called SMELLS LIKE QUEEF SPIRITAnyone wanna hear it?
>>157475810Holy shit
>>157475812Cam Ward mogs here, as he does the most important thing- Protects da rock.
>>157475791Why did this make me laugh so hard
>>157475821Not really. Well, at least do more than post some gay lyrics. Put it on vocaroo or something.
Purdy > Lamar
>'Arson 'Eck
>>1574758330 rings vs 0 rings
>>157475827Cuz ur a fag
>>157475809it's insane how bad Watson has gotten that you forget about how he was okay for the Texans
Marinating some chicken for the smoker.
>>157475843>Marinatingwhat kind?
>>157475842He was not just thought of as okay, he was considered Mahomes' only rival at the timeThe top 5 was 1. Mahomes2. Watson3. Wilson4. Rodgers5. Brees
>>157475843You can smoke my chicken ;)
Marinating my meat in Lamar's mouth
>>157475843Bit late for that
>>157475849>He was not just thought of as okay, he was considered Mahomes' only rival at the timeThis quite literally never happened. Not even once for a brief second.
>>157475857Nah takes about 40 minutes.
>>157475812what does pff say tho
>>157475869>pffMore like pfft
>>157475861Yes, it did. You can be as confidently wrong as you want, you are probably retarded and struggle to retain information or remember things in retrospect and always cast the present into both the past and the future.He was a consensus top 5 QB and commonly discussed as Mahomes's Manning, if only the Texans could give him a good enough team to contend. NFL's quarterback rankings put him at 5 in 2019https://www.nfl.com/news/qb-index-ranking-every-quarterback-to-start-a-game-in-2019-0ap3000001101720And 4 in 2020https://www.nfl.com/news/qb-index-ranking-the-59-starting-quarterbacks-of-the-2020-nfl-season
>>157475843Im gonna make a chicken stir fry
>>157475882This, while there was a lot of heat around Watson's signing due to the peanut oil controversy, nobody thought he was a bad QB, and certainly not the outright worst QB in the league.
>>157475872its indisputable
Is there any truth to kids deliberately failing their last year of middle school so they can be held back and play another a year to build a better profile to go to a better football high school and this is all a knock on effect of the NIL in college ball?
>>157475911Not at that age, what does sometimes happen, particularly in football states like Texas, is kids will skip a year of school to be older than the other players, which gives a big advantage at high school age. So it will be like a 19 year old linebacker vs 16 and 17 year olds
Joe Burrow made it to the superbowl once.
>>157475882Yet another example of a mind raped Statfag falling for talking heads gaslighting everyone on a meme nigger QB #645132.Not a single Eye Test Chad fell for Peanut Oil. Not one. Hell, even Gut Kings knew he was a flash in the pan from day 1. Fix yourself.
>>157475920Ok, thanks. It's been fascinating to see how the average age of college players will grow and retaining them will probably hinder high school talent from getting into the system.The development pyramid of future NFL players looks a bit interrupted now.
Do any Texans fans here want this
>>157475928Also incorrect, Mahomes has had contrarians from day one (just wait for the TAPE) and before Allen the golden boy both you and they elevated as "better than Mutthomes ackshually" was Watson.
It's time for gay thoughts and feelings
found the undercover ho
>>157475941Shadow > Sonic > Knuckles > Tails
>>157475947Im afraid the mahomes contrarians have been proven correct though. Mahomes has been assOLA for the past 3 years. This is irrefutable.
>>157475963kelsey accepted that hit like a strap-on from Mrs. Swift in his ass.
The cope about Shedeur nourishes the soul
>>157475960Yeah but I still like Tails Rouge and Amy are good too
>>157475300except meeting up with some meth'd out prostitute isn't hunting, its going to a shitty mcdonalds that has bulletproof glass in the lobby instead of going to a restaurant
>>157475979you mean 2nd stringer? shapooper coachprimate?
>>157475962So ass that he's still been to two Super Bowls. His past 3 seasons still mog the fuck out any other QB in the league right now, even with the season he missed the playoffs.
>>157476003>y-y-eah but the last few yearskwamuttlover
>>157476003>His past 3 seasons still mog the fuck out any other QB in the league right nowThis is so delusional its sad. Last (You) I give you as youre clearly Statmutt
The Browns are of course retarded but none of these points are reasons to play shedoodoo
>>157475963What causes this, in the direction of Chiefs supremacy in particular?
webm schizo having another meltie over statmutt?
>>157476010What has your shit team done lately?
*braaaaaaap*
>>157476018Now pull up his Super Bowl appearances. Pull up his Super Bowl wins.
We ALL know it's (You), retard. You've been seething about little tiny videos you have to click on to watch for 4 years, now. Weird that you only come out of your cuck shed when the webms are queefs related. Hmmm... 4 years now.
kek raiderpacoskek queefpacoskek chorgerpacos
Imagine having to samefag in order to save face on an anonymous forum. Statmutt is unarguably the most worthless "person" in the entire universe kek
>>157476027They win every season, faggot.
>AIEEEEEE IT'S MY BOGEYMAN O ALGOkek they're really mindbroken by himtalk about raped schizos
And they call us the schizos
And then, everyone claps
Oh my God. And this is when we spot the rest of the league an entire postseason.
picrel is the muttlover every August btw.
Yep... I'm afraid it's that time of thread again
You guys ever eat chicken sandwiches?
>>157476033>Oh my... such a healthy pile left unattended?*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*>Dont mind if I do*SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURRRRRRRRP*>I could never help myself around creamy treat. *CHEW* *CHEW* *CHEW*>Brittany and the kids can never find out about this....
>NOT THE WEBMS!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Why do we even talk about Lameme and Trash Allen? They're complete fucking chokers. Even Burrow who hasn't been to the playoffs in 3 fucking years is still more overall impressive than them when it comes to the postseason.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>157476062>>I could never help myself around creamy treat.>>Brittany and the kids can never find out about this....SARRR VERY FUNNY AI SAARRR. PLEASE TELL WHAT PROGRAM ARE YOU USING? LOVE FROM BANGLADESH
>has been singlehandedly mogging your shit teams into oblivion ever since he stepped into the league
>>157475911Yeah it happens all the time. Basketball too. Maybe not deliberately failing though. I grew up with a family who held all their kids back one grade for sports. The month you are born and when you start school matters a lot because you might be bigger than all the other kids if you start late and it carries over from year to year.
How does this make you feel?
>>157476070STILL not a rival
Seriously. Imagine actually rooting for this shit.
>>157476078>MahFRAUDHoly shit im saving this lel
>>157476085Deep breaths tranny
>>157476088Forget to turn your monitor on again statmutt?
>>157476062Kek this happened and he said those things
>>157476093Turn on your monitor
>>157476078DELETE THIS NOW
>>157476047Where are the Ravens?
Happy that football season is back and this general is active again.It's just as toxic as anywhere else on 4chan but its all pseudo-tribalism and no one here actually hates eachother, so the banter is fun
>>157476021>is a Pro Bowl QBlol
>>157476082No wonder why the Kiwi stopped rooting for them and became a Broncos fan. He's barely posted about the Ravens ever since this happened.
>>157476078UH OH STINKY
Fun fact: Mahomes in the playoffs is 17-4. He already has the second most playoff wins of all time.All of Allen, Lamar, Herbert and Burrow combined: 16-17.
>one schizo mindbroke half the genny especially webm mexicanskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
>>157476101Nah id easily run down statmutt in my car if I ever saw 'em.Id back that thang up to for and extra kek or two
>>157476078It's confirmed.... mahomes.... a black meme QB.....
>>157476045why are negros writing fanfiction on twitter about they new racist head coach
Fun fact: 7>3.
>>157476078wow
>>157476118Mahomes will not only finish with more than 7 rings, he's still going to 3peat as well.Not kidding
>>157476045Why would he do that unless he thought he'd get more picks from Sanders?
>muttlover is STILL replyingkwamuttlover
Mahomes will never win another ring or make another Superbowl keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157476130>Mutthomes throws a massive Karen tantrum the moment the refs wont let him get away with blatant cheatingI knew it was over the moment I saw this live.
>Lameme hasn't even made a single Super Bowl
>>157476143>b-b-b-b-b-but they "won" the owl that year!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jerking off while listening to the Pat McAfee album
>>157476149But they did win the Super Bowl that year while you could only sit there and seethe
>Move over Lebron. Cleveland is my city now.
>The Bills are now the NFL's most expensive team by average ticket price for the 2026 season.1. Bills: $6102. Eagles: $4733. Bears: $4724. Packers: $4545. Seahawks: $4286. Lions: $4257. Broncos: $3898. Raiders: $3689. 49ers: $36710. Patriots: $364
>Its another Statmutt puts on his Jestercap and spergs out all day and night longLoooooooooooota reruns lately
>>157476146neither has Allen or Herbert or Dak or just about any QB touted as elite barring Burrow, Mahomes, and Stafford
>>157476141It's possible the 3peat even starts this season, if the draft picks hit. It's easy to envision a team with two elite RBs + Mahomes, and a solid young defense that only gets better with each draft being the iteration of the Chiefs to do it. But I think he'll do it in the Tomlin era when he's a little older.We're definitely winning another ring at the minimum within the next 3 seasons though.
>>157476159He would be a dramatic huge step up
>>157476160They have to make back all that tax payer money they actually had to spend and weren't able to embezzle.
>>157476078Vikings deserve every joke for letting Darnold walk
>>157476061Eating a chicken tendie sub from wawa right now
>>157476158Yeah, >they did, while you watched they do it on your TV like a cuck. kwacuck.
>>157476164t. shit eyes You lost the genetic lottery you mongrel
>two biggest hispanic /mlb/ teams (doyers and cubs) don't play>all the schizos migrate to /nfl/kek
>>157476198One of my eyes is brown and the other is green. The eye that's brown I can turn darker at will.
>>157476190>VikingsBlame the Wilfs for hiring the bulbhead right after fentanyl floyd OD'd on fentanyl while being rightfully arrested.. Most fans and players wanted Darnold.
>>157475465Watson at his best performed infinitely better than Shedur ever will. He's almost certainly never going to be that good again but at least you know he had it in him at some point. Shedur has never been anything but meh and worse, is too vain to realize itBut more importantly, does it fucking matter? Neither is actually good, they're both going to play at some point and they will both be ass, just in different ways. There's no right choice here.
ANONI'M OPEN
>>157476096
Punch queefies. Behead queefies. Push queefies down flights of stairs. Drive over queefies. Fart in the mouth of queefies
Chiefs king supremacy.Height: 6'0Weight: 135Race: 75% British Isles, 25% Scandinavian (DNA tested)Hair: Blond in summer, dark brunette in snowbunny months.Eyes: Heterochromatic. Left green, right brown.Anomalies: Extremely fast metabolism, impossible to put on weight. High intelligence, interacting with people is always a drag because they're so slow and pedantic. Can finish people's sentences for them and already know what they're going to say within the first few words. Have had to develop patience and understanding to not be rude. High intuition, understand the dynamics between people as easily as if explicitly stated while everyone else has to feel each other out. Extremely vivid dreams and high degree of hyperphantasia. High degree of empathy, seeing someone stomp a spider is one of my most traumatic memories. Low tolerance for hateful behavior. Asexual.
>>157476075
>>157476208>fired his bulbhead ass and hired a guy from the Seahawks who took in Darnoldi was going to call him White but apparently this guy (Nolan Teasley) is considered a minority hire because his dad is black
>>157476231Punch the air as your QB keeps choking in the playoffs
>>157476242Holy based
>>157476251Look up the WIlfs, early life and early business adventures some time.
>>157476242Rape
>>157476242No way queefmutt just posted a vid of him diddy self >>157476257That's still my wife
>>157476275Apologize for calling me a mongrel and acknowledge my Aryan status.
>>157475581it is when it's a nigger to a white woman. in a more civilized age we lynched them for this kind of behavior.
>>157476281kwamutthomes
Sucking travis kelces cock after hes finished inside Tay TayExcited for my chiefs
>raped by a mutt and his spammer
>>157476242>Those SSRI eyeskek i always knew statmutt was a worthless schizo
>>157476281Game was over by then. Reffies just wanted to go home.
>>157476294Those are eyes full of introspection.
>>157476285That's all they're good for anyways. Just sit in the corner and jerk off to it.
worst performance in superbowl history?
>>157476284I'll apologize when you have sex with a woman
>>157476305HES HAD DAAAAAA FLUUUUUUU FOR TWO YEARS N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
Name a team more relevant than the Chiefspro tip you cant
>>157476242You look like Charles Dickens. /nfl/ trannies seething
>>157476281He did Patrick dirty. At least he spit on Dak first before going in raw.
chiefspaco posters.........
>>157476309Without 7 years of refball he's just deshaun watson.
...So what if the Rams just trade Stetson to a team that needs a QB and he sucks ass anyways?
>oh boy a new season is about to start>literally the same exact shitposting as last season
>>157476311My jaw is sterner. I look more like Brad Pitt, in fact.>>157476307Never gonna happen disgusting grunting monkey animal.
>>157476324>black qbs
>>157476324I've been here all summer and this shit new to me
>>157476328Nice try Charles Dickens but you look nothing like Brad Pitt at all and exactly like Charles Dickens
>tfw you have to leave California to find cheap entertainment
>>157476309Pat Mahomes will never be the same btw. You can tell the NFL is crying itself to sleep because they can't milk the retarded Kelce retirement storyline anymore when Justin Foilds will come in and play like absolute dookie
>i want to hate on the chiefs but i also seethe about the eagles
Who's winning Shit Mountain this year?
>>157476356Lions are most likely to win the NFCN
>>157476319Hiding behind the one white poster actually from Missouri doesn't make you less of a bandwagoning paco, paco
>>157476224So is Dennys, let's fucking go
>>157476356Lameme will shit his pants again
>>157476323Who cares? Rams GM obviously Big Dicked McGay when he Nepo drafted Ty Simpson to replace Stat Padford. That puts Stetson in no mans land as QB3. You could probably trade him for a 4th and get decent production out of him in someplace like Indy IF that little pill head can stay sober that is.
>>157476078It makes Mahomes look bad so it doesn't count.
>statmutt>Chiefs New user here (sorry). QRD?
>some asexual faggot posts a webm of his eyeballs>queefies just rejoicing to that he's white and mob him with yousEmbarrassing
>>157476374Just think of the biggest faggot in the world who worships >black qbs because his skin is darker than theirs.
Browns@Buccaneers is a non negotiable must watch since Watson is starting
>>157476380High probability its not even him
>>157476374some guy mindraped by brady who spammed so hard he mindraped several schizos on the genny, most notably a mexican who spams webms and is afraid to name his team
>reeeeeeeeeeee your team! tell me your teeeeeeeeeam!kwab
>>157476388>watching literally garbage over hou/cin
>>157476380What’s there to even rejoice about. He looked extremely soft and rapeable
>>157476198where we're going we won't need eyes
Fluposter broncos fans is a Hispanic?
>>157476416kek what the fuck is wrong with your eyes you psycho little freak?
>>157476423apparently I'm also a kiwi, oh and a broncos fan oh and a raiders fan, oh and buccs fan, oh and lions fan, oh and pats fan, oh and a...
>>157476356Ravens
>>157476427The wider they are the more you can see. Learn ball.
>>157476416What a faggot.
>>157476416I would GAPE your bussy
>>157476434You mindbroke Chikaner too
>>157476416C H A R L E S D I C K E N S
>>157476416Time for a haircut, queefie.
>>157476437good thing youre doing that schizo shit in the bathroom with the door closed. Mom would yell at you if she saw you acting like a retard again.
>>157476423yes, he's always seething about the east coast and white people
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK nigga posting photos of himself
>>157475645>below maye and purdylel purdy who threw 2 tds and 3 picks and lost in the divisional and maye who was absolute dogshit in the offs with 8 turnovers and no business being in the owl. darnold played well but stafford was head and shoulders the mvp of the regular season and had the best stats in the playoffs, try and keep up.>Stafford had 936 passing yards, 6 touchdowns, and 1 interception with a 94.4 passer rating in 3 games in the 2025 post season
>>157476380>>queefies just rejoicing to that he's white and mob him with youslove to just to rejoice to that he's white. and you, sarrr?
Post more pictures queefie I'm almost there.
>>157476242135 lol
>>157476468Did anyone tell patty that for a hail mary the ball is supposed to land inside the endzone?
>Da Flu poster buck broke statmutt so badly hes posting selfies of himself in moms bathroomI kneel, BroncGod.
>>157476482Whats this mean
>>157476298Guys on /NFL/ and elsewhere predicted Mahomes decline. They said later in his career when his legs stopped being so effective he his risky style of play would lead to games like this; one of the top 3 worst Super Bowl performances of all time.
>>157476502
>>157476416Post ya bussy playa
>>157476507Im almost certain it is the worst.
>>157476507Guess this actually happened then, kwab
>>157476416Let's see the penis.
>>157476416You look like a jewish museum tour guide from Brooklyn
>>157476346The Yorks spend a lot of time in Ohio. The 49ers are technically headquartered there.
The fact is 2025 was just an awful year for QBsJaxson Dart isn't good either
>>157476507>Guys on /NFL/ and elsewhere predicted Mahomes declineYeah every season. Super bowl hangover after going to 3 in a row is not what you had in mind
>>157476285In a more civilized world, the problem would have been resolved before it ever got to that point.
>>157476534>after going to>going tokwab, new cope just dropped.
>>157476416>he had to get line paper out of his school binder for thisYou need to be 18 to post here statmutt
>>157476388>tickets as low as $637I kinda wanna watch videos of billionaires getting skinned alive.
>>157476514Oh yeah lol
>>157476514
Why would a billionaire solicit prostitution personally from a random websiteWas York in the wrong here?
>>157476551Why would Robert Kraft rape illegal aliens in some underground whore house in florida?
>>157475254>going only to 2018 to get playoff winsLOL fucking losers
>>157476539kek
>>157476558Asian massage parlors are not the same
>>157476514damn, the elites really are fucking retards like the rest of us. A guy worth an estimated 500 million shelling out a buck forty to some brown lardass hussy riddled with venereal disease. the fuck was this clown thinking?
>>157476588Shut the fuck up, cowsois fan.
They got my king :(
Why'd he get banned?
>>157476612It’s off-topic. Nobody cares what you faggots look like
>>157476612More like deleted his post because he was getting humiliated
>>157476612This is a sports board
>>157476592probably had a fetish for "slumming it" amognst the poorscan't imagine why else he'd not just discretely order a top shelf tight young escort to a fancy hotel suite or Kraft do better than some sleazy AMP
statmutt eat da ice cream keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek patti logs
>>157476558.....I....I honestly have no fucking clue why. Guy's worth an estimated 6.6 billion. I don't see why he doesn't have a good looking sex slave chained up in a dungeon somewhere.
>>157476622and i would fuck his mouth for sport
>>157476626I cant believe this retard actually posted himself here kek. The bullying will only get worse now
>>157476626Hey gwok. Gwok. Make a funny picshure haha. I am laughing Gwok. Thank you Gwok
scam ward
>>157476642Fly Eagles Fly!
>>157476623this, the owner of a company I worked for loved going to the sleaziest dive bars and trying to pick up trashy young women by flaunting his money. Some guys are just addicted to that lifestyle
>>157476619Wasn't me, idc.>>157476626Didn't write that.
>>157476660>>157476652UH OH MELTY
This one started it all 4 years ago, btw.
>>157476650Let me guess, you think he’s……… “statmutt”?
>>157476641This desu
>>157476532>black qbs
>>157476652Kek
>>157476668We all know it's you, retard. It's been this way every August for 4 years.
>>157476641not all rich dudes have sex slaves and that's a pretty big burden to deal with. Why do that when you can get some enthusiastic and experienced tugging by a pro? It's crazy how some men underrate how good and efficient a motivated hj is
>>157476680Wow that’s amazing, I’m not even him and I’m also “statmutt”. Incredible how often you nail him down
>>157476665Where is he throwing?
Ummm.... Patty bros?
>>157476507me included, everybody trying to compare him to brady was top retarded. michael jordan is the only comp to a tom brady
>>157476698THE BALL HAD DA FLUUUUU N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
Bros I thought I was straight, now I want to straighten out this “asexual” queefie qt. This is just my high test speaking, right? Go Pack go
>>157476592Modern feminism has made 90% of women asexual
bros should i pick honey bijan as my number 1 pick in fantasy?I have this odd, nagging fear that despite him being the ONLY good offensive threat the falcons have**, he wont mesh will with Tua. ** i can say this because i am a bucs fan, and have seen the falcons play multiple games last year. 2 of of every 3 plays each set of downs will go to him.
>>157476699There is no comparison, he's better than Brady. The only thing Brady has on Mahomes is a longer career and therefore more accolades. Everyone knows Mahomes is the better player
>>157476712Finger your own asshole and the answer will come
>>157476712For me it’s Gibbs
>>157476712dont do it. the falcons spam more than half their plays to him, and with tua at the helm he’ll probably be closer to two thirds. tua was notorious for dumping it to achaneand while that sounds great for fantasy points, its so risky for injury
>>157476733ppr 1 though...
>>157476712#tuaTag will drag bijan down
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams slathers honey all inside his buttcheeks because he likes to feel Ants crawl around his asshole.
>>157476712on paper he's fine but I'd be terrified of late season since the falcons will probably suck with pua/penis. Gibbs just seems safer
>>157476712i wonder what its like to be a falcons fan. it mustve been close to what being an angels fan was like when they had shoheiliterally nothing can happen without him
as a 9er fan am i the only one that doesnt give a fuck about the jed york news? who cares what any guy does. gossip or whatever, who cares. media is gay. lock in and focus on yourself than “celebrity” drama
It took Brady until his 6th ring for people to start coming around to the idea that he had surpassed Montana all time, because he was never regarded as the best QB in the league. He was regarded as a guy with some hardware who wasn’t impressive on his own.Mahomes has been regarded as the best since his first season and is already the consensus #2 all time, surpassing Montana, because he’s not only collecting the hardware / putting up the stats, he’s also clearly great. He wouldn’t even need 7 or 8 rings to pass Brady on people’s estimation. But the funny thing is, he’ll also get them, anyway
>>157476665Jay Cutler interception machine vibes. I can hear Beavis laughing during the run back.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/da%20flu/order/asc/holy mental illness kekaroo
>>157476716>the only thing brady has on mahomesis a head to head super bowl blow out and a ton a championships mahomes will never win again. lel he doesn't hold brady's jockstrap as a quarterback and leader of men. somebody post him getting folded in half by suh in the owl i can't find the webm
>>157476767No one has ever said or thought this btw
Having sex with statmutt and Gracie Hunt in that order
>>157476774>head to head super bowl blow outBrady collected a mercenary super team and still got bodied by Mahomes that season. The only reason he won was because the Chiefs o-line evaporated in the playoffs and were going up against the best pass rush in the league. Everyone knows this. The Bucs players themselves were ooing and ahhing all game at Mahomes. Nobody blames him for the loss or thinks of it as a true head to head.>and a ton a championships mahomes will never win againSeething, didn't read the rest>>157476780They do
>>157476785Straightest Kiwipost
>>157476765It's kinda funny but it's not a big deal, it's not like anyone in the fanbase cares about York. Despite the substation memes the team isn't actually that injured and should have all starters (besides Pearsall) ready by Week 1 which is already an improvement from years past.
>>157476733tua's a back up qb and non factor for the falcons though. if penix can stay healthy he'll put up a lot of numbers and bijan will get his plus stefanski loves his running backs
>NFL acting like James Coom isn't a top RB in the leagueShame.
>>157476813Baby Face Bo they're calling him
>>157476794>"The Bucs players themselves were ooing and ahhing all game at Mahomes">still talking about a single dropped pass in 2026
>>157476813
>>157476767I've been saying he'll finish around 7-10 since the first ring. I also said we were going to be a dynasty. Both were laughed at as impossible at the time. Now we're at the point where we've had a dynasty, but it's "over".
>>157476813I’m about to fucking melt down.
I'm having a melty
>>157476794>Brady collected a mercenary super team and still got bodied by Mahomes that season>got bodied by Mahomes that season>the only reason he woncognitive dissonance
>>157476824Anything from 8 to 10 is humanly impossible, that fucking simple
the muttlover is using 4plebs againkwab. Every. Fucking. August.
Why would Jed York need to see a prostitute when he’s got a fresh line of young Instagram/tik tok whores who are niner fans? I don’t understand billionaires anymore
mutthomes made way more seethe per year than brady but brady still edges him out in total net seethe produced
>>157476827>>157476829
>>157476833>Me use big wordsHere you go
Isn’t $140 insanely cheap for a hooker? Like suspiciously cheap? Can anyone speak on this
>>157476847what the fr*ck happened here?!
>regular season>two years agokwamuttlover
>>157476834So was 7 back when the highest ever was 5. 8-10 isn't hard to imagine. Ring this year, Andy retires, Tomlin redemption arc begins, 2 more sealing the 3peat, he's now at 7 and not even 35.
>>157476853lol no. Back when backpage was up a decent escort was about 100 to 120 rosesGood times…
Statmutt is KWABOTY and its not even close
>>157476860>he's now at 7Meant 6
Mutthomes haters have been eating good for the last year.
Every night is Our Night
>>157476865>>157476860>and then mom told me to turn off my game and go to bed
>>157476875>Chiefs will never be a dynasty. The Ravens are too good
Arvell Reese is good
>>157476863I'd crack his bussyNo homo
>>157476878>brings up another >black qb out of nowhereWhy is the muttlover so obsessed with melanin QBs?
>>157476878>The Ravens are too goodunironically, Minter redemption arc into a 3peat and Lamar has his first 3 rangz with 5 more on the way
Super Bowl Champs
>>157476885>>157476890Adorable
They should go back to being the Washington Football Team.
>>157476895Who? The Redskins?
>>157476895Unironically more soul than the "Commanders"
>>157476794my sides are in absolute orbit. scramble drill and throwing deep to tyreek and kelce while being coddled by the refs and having one of the best playcallers ever is over, he's a just an above average qb now that's regressed to the mean and that's ok kiddo.
>>157476883Nah that timmy cute, no judgement
>>157476885Are there any actual Lamar truthers left? I can't imagine anyone soap boxing for him outside of shitposters doing it insincerely or delusional black people who will never give up on him.
>>157476912I'm sure
>>157476912You aren’t laughing at all actually, you’re seething shidding and crying
Prepare to be dazzled by a flock that wakes up not with a whisper, but by catching fire under a clear sky
>>157476929ca caw ca caw
Why can't the Browns be good?Even the Jets and Cardinals have good flashesWhat the fuck is wrong with the Browns?
>>157476912'fraid so
>>157476912>scramble drillHe's transitioned to being a pocket QB for years>and throwing deep to tyreekHe's won two owls and an MVP since Tyreek left>while being coddled by the refs Seething>and having one of the best playcallers everWho won nothing before Mahomes
>>157476923>>157476927surely
>>157476918This year will be different surely
>>157476885trvke Lamar finna win 5 rangz and muttlovers will suddenly pretend muh rangz aren't the real argument for who's better and they'll spam about "muh before age 29 o algo"I can see it coming
>le elite QBs can't win an Owl>fucking Darnold canY'know I'm starting to think a well made team is more important than a QB
>>157476954Your heart just isn't in it, Kiwi.
The Washington Jigaboos
>>157476955>Y'know I'm starting to think a well made team is more important than a QBthis has never been true except for all the times it was
ZAMZAP
>>157476960which is all the time except for the times that it wasn't
>>157476961BOOM
>>157476937>kc fags missing the playoffs yet again and making excuses about their dogshit o-line and receivers in 2026
The genny is seething about Lamar and my (yes MY) Ravens again.
>>157476969>>making excuses about their dogshit o-line and receiversWhat year are you posting from??
>>157476955if this were true Mahomes wouldn't have inherited the league from Brady who inherited it from MontanaQBs make dynasties, meme dreamteams can win one meme ring
You mad?
>>157476965thats what ive been saying
>>157476918brother there are still Anthony Richardson truthers out there
My broncies!!
Ed Oliver shit is a sign of how far the Media has fallenheres some truth none of ya'll knew cause the media back then wasn't retardedDrew Brees mom killed herself before preseason the Super Bowl season and nobody, I repeat literally nobody in the media leaked shit abt suicidal brees moms
>>157476824So real
>>157476950>y-yeah, butkwamuttlover
Just got Kyle Shanahan'd at da pub and ran over a queefie
His broncies!!
>>157476979your gay little fanfic forgot about dem boyz
>>157476985I like how hes throwing up his hands like that pick was someone elses fault
>>157476993k w a b
>>157476970has this ever happened?
>>157476985>jogs to the end zoneoof. that's embarrassing. hope they didn't spend a top 5 pick on him.
>>157476995That Super Bowl was for Katrina, not some drug addicted mother. Stop noticing things goy
>>157477000Cheers la'
>>157477005HE DINDU NUFFFINNNNNN!
>>157477002They were an anomalous dynasty due to no salary cap and the rest of the league being on a shitter. Kind of like if the Seahawks were the most coveted franchise with the biggest purse and could sign Justin Jefferson and Jahmyr Gibbs and won 3 with Sam Darnold
>>157477016>Katrina
>>157475254I don't see one team being good this year like every year before this.
>>157477016Why would they rig it 5 years later and not the literal season after Katrina when they made it to the NFC Championship?
>>157477029Chiefs will obviously go on a tear but you're not allowed to talk about that here.Rams will be a super team.Eagles should be very good.Seahawks will need to prove it but could be a contender again.
>>157477035>why didn't the 9/11 truth come out months later?good goy.
>>157477038We don't sign our posts here
>>157476975have you seen the o-line their trying to stitch together this year, creed's the only lineman left from last year and their receiving core is trash. not even the best team in their division, broncos clear the chiefs
>>157477000Would be impossible. We'd all dodge.
>>157476985I consider Richardson truthers to fall into the categories I mentioned as well.
new>>157477048
>>157477041>creed's the only lineman left from last yearNo.... no, Bronkek. No.Creed, Humphrey, Trey Smith and Justin Simmons are all still there. The only new lineman is Jaylon Moore, the RT
>>1574770518-9 season incoming
>>157476979Didnt the Dolphins win 2 Owls in a row with 2 different QBs?
>>157476979He inherited 2 ass whooping from brady, is what he did
>>157476895true
