PREVIOUS: >>157474619WSH: Daylen Lile went 3-for-5 with a three-run homer and five RBI on Monday, powering the Nationals to a 13-3 blowout win over the RockiesCOL: Willi Casto belted a solo homer in Monday’s one-sided loss to the NationalsBOS: Aroldis Chapman tossed a scoreless ninth inning against the Marlins on Monday to record his 30th save of the seasonMIA: Sandy Alcantara allowed one run over seven innings on Monday in a no-decision against the Red SoxTB: Bryan Baker tossed a scoreless inning and picked up the save against the Tigers on MondayDET: Framber Valdez allowed four runs (three earned) in six innings and took the loss against the Rays on MondayCLE: Chase DeLauter was scratched from the lineup for Monday’s game against the Angels with left hamstring tightnessTEX: Joc Pederson was ejected from Monday’s game against the White Sox
mariners
doyers
I get hard for Ohtani
let's go phils
>>157476893...gonna lose
Legit getting excited for the end of my Angels seasonWill we make it to 100 losses?
>>157476897>>157476901not playing today. come back on the morrow
tomorrow
>shitcago shite sux
>>157476910today is our stress-free shitposting day
>>157476909If the starting rotation minus Kikuchi keep it up then no.
>>15747690529 teams have a pride night excluding the rangers, and the rangers aren't in the phillies' division, league, and they've never seen each other in the postseason. 99.9% chance that >your team also has a pride night if you're posting this because there's no reason for a rangers fan to post this
>>157476920Anyone have that webm of I think a Rays player getting a gatorade shower like that but his teammates dropped the container on his head accidentally
>>157476920Why did Ohtani get a new translator?
>mfw you misgender a transfolx in citizen's bank park
LETS GO WHITE SOX WIN WIN WIN BABY
>they eat chocolate covered fish in Cleveland
>>157476920i do like a soaking wet woman, yes I do
So quiet in here. Maybe some baseball braps will liven things up.
>>157476920MRS' OBAMA GET DOWN
>>157476936Don't your people eat like cream cheese on toast with chocolate sprinkles?
>raleigh and tatis both are backfatimir bros...
>>157476920splashing your teammate to get the hot female reporter in wet clothes is an all time bit, major respect
>>157476936they absolutely do not, what the fuck are you talking about
>>157476968Kek he looks like a faggot running like a fuckin fag HAHA
>>157476936very common in NZ
>>157476973n-no!
wasn't this fat guy on the angels a cubbies boy
>>157476978he has a based stride and a look of determination anon
>>157476977haven't had a choccy fish in years
MANNY SLAP
>>157476945no
Chandler Simpson is going to win the batting title.
>naylor not trying for extra bases againkek
>>157476980Yeah Mo Baller was traded for Zeferjahn.
Moises parts the Cs!
wheeler is dealing
zack wheeler is playing hurt and im tired of pretending he isnt
Comfy Bakerspie thread. :)
Mariners on nobletiger watch.
burns is dealing
will Cal?
wild pitch ends the nobletiger watch
Terrible game for the White Sox
>>157477010nola and luzardo siphoned sanchez and wheeler's power
cal walks, M's back on nobletiger watch
>>157477032the starting pitching situation is starting to wear on us with these 16 straight
>nobletiger>RISPiners
Nobletiger
Seiya Slap!!
>>157477039Your bullpen is only as good as your starting rotation. The Sox have a pretty good bullpen, but it's running on fumes right now.
does it really count as a nobletiger if they scored albeit on a wild pitch
more like noblemariner
wew
>>157476889Literally none of these headlines are true. Does anyone bother reading this shit?
i thought that skinnyfat retard in the phils uni was a player for a second they all look kind of retarded
Hey, Diamondbacks, get it together
of course nobody reads them it's filler garbage that only complete MORONS put in the OP because they think they are fucking reddit mods or something
>>157477115kek seethe bitch
I hate Kwanza Jones already. What an annoying cunt.
PRRRRT
>>157477130>hate Kwanzahmmmm
>>157477129GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGRRRRNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
>>157477130and there it is
Wow, the Mariners are doing great!
don't jinx it
T A T E R
OVER THE HEDGE
marinsaars SURGING
CONFORTO BOMB
the siaddel martinis are back
Comfort and Tucker kek
KELLY BOMB!
This is Seattle's world series
If the mariners just alternate between winning by 1 run and losing by 20 runs every game there’s a decent chance they make the playoffs
philthies getting GAPED by the mariners kek
Arraez is such a fucking pest.
Happy birthday, Kiké!
So what are actually the best sex positions? I’ve never had sex but missionary seems awkward with eye contact and from behind seems like weird unless she’s got a porn star shave job on her asshole
>>157477258get off 4chan and have sex
>>157477258I like missionary, prone bone and cowgirlin that order
>>157477266I’m asking how though
>>157477258>her????
DUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPP
filthydoos kek
>>157477269What makes them better
>>157477258For me and the missus it's a mating press style missionary
ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026>ANOTHER DUMP IN 2026
CAL!!!!11!1!
COLE YOUNGBACK TO BACK JACKS
philthies KEK
seriously what the fuck is wrong with wheelerit went from a wheeler start being an automatic win to an automatic loss in the drop of a hat
COLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNGCOLE YOUNG>COLE YOUNG
IT'S HAPPENING AGAAAAAIIIIIIN
AGAIN!!111111111!!1
This is the part of the season Rangers and Astros start collapsing and Mariners sneak into playoffs
wheel his ass off the mound what a BUM
>>157477282missionary:>most visualprone bone:>like doggie but betterbeit in every facetcowgirl:>sometimes I need a break and this is best female led position because I can see boobies
>>157477296Pitcher injuries are just like that sometimes
>>157477296Is he just fatigued coming back from thoracic outlet surgery or what?
he's fatigued from getting filled by marsh in the shower
Balk run, ty Umps.
Inb4 the mariners win a playoff series with a -40 run diff
HAPP SLAPP
>>157477314his last five starts have been abysmal but before that even right after returning he was fine-to-unstoppable this is extremely abrupt, it has to be some sort of injury he or the team is forcing him to play through because the starting rotation only got it's legs under it like three weeks ago
What if the Mets are actually good
>>157477258Missionary is the best. Eye contact and body to body feeling is the best. This is not up for debate.
My Mariners :)
>>157477354cowgirl better-eye contact, titty sucking, fingers in the ass
>>157477258this is a standing doggy style general
The Onion is genuinely on a roll with their baseball jokes lately
>>157477368Missionary feels better for me and I like being in control
>>157477376I'm 50/50. I don't mind not having control, but pegging is a no go.
>the reddition
>>157477258stand and carry. she's either facing you or her back is.
>>157477258This position
>>157477346I kinda look like the one on the left desu
>>157477258Missionary is amazing. The feeling of French kissing a girl for 5 minutes straight while you both know and acknowledge through vibes and body language that you are inside her and have combined into one lovespace can't be adequately described. It's an 11/10 feeling. Also, missionary lets you squeeze so many parts of her body and kiss her all over, and same goes for her. And when she squeezes her pussy on your dick and puts her legs up over your back/ass to pull you in closer, wew lad
umps fucked the Pirates hard. they should play this game under protest.
>>157477414sounds gay
>>157477372Is the image AI slop or humanly made with photoshop?
gn
>>157477426that's a virgin larping
>>157477426Don't knock it til you try it
>>157477437gn anon
>>157477437good night buddy
>>157477258if ass fat prone doggy, if girls how with huge tits then mating press or, if she's petite, cowgirl
>>157477258Nothing like catching a nice lil whiff of ass while pounding doggy my dude
Mark Trout
Mike Gout
>>157477459babe are you cheating?
>>157477459>not reverse cowgirl where she arches dat ass while leaning forward for unparalleled views
>philthiesK E K
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP
D U M P E DUMPED
>>157477474was me. had the itch to go hogging.
Cal owns your poverty franchise
>>157477426guys, is it gay to procreate with a woman?
>>157477411What the fvck?
CAL RALEIGH first Mariner to EVER homer 3 times at t-mobile
is Cal Ral gonna be THE value pick of the 2027 Fantasy Baseball Season?
philthoids getting dumped on
I gave the cubbie bears a chance and was rewarded
you know what's the sad part? we're cheering this mariners win and then tomorrow they go back to get blown out again like 30-1 or some shit
If Cal just plays like this until the end of the season he can still set the AL home run record.
DUDELOOK AT HOW BIG HIS BUTT IS LMAO
Halos still have a chance
>>157477528whos that
>>157477528das rite
>>157477532I can't look.
>>157477495Of course
Ohhhhhh, ann's not gonna like that.
GARDS WINWHITE CUX LOSE
Hang in there, Pirates.
>>157477543Almost god damn
>>157477552Banana Boys eatin’
>>157477556The booth definitely thought it had a chance.
>>157477559back to .500 baby!
>>157477564The double Sheev
I would have lost my shit had that gone over the wall.So close to another clutch moment from young CMO.GG Guardians
[VV]Cubs [W]in!gg dbacks see ya tomorro[w]
has Ketel Marte gotten his shit together or what
Hell yeah Vargas
>>157477574ggs mate, see you tomorrow
mariners gaped those philthies
>>157477591I've missed this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>>157477536My sister (also my co-worker)
>>157477596At least it was cool to see Adell again and for him to get his standing ovation from the crowd.
>>157477596Is this the White Sox girl?
>cal raleigh has never had a 3 homer game before tonight at any levelphilthies kek
>most wins at game 135 is 80>most losses at game 135 is 81no teams will have 100 wins nor 100 losses this season - ergo no need for a salary cap or floor
Cronenworthless remembered NLCS, ty croney. Tied game.
>>157477628shes a gardsgal
>>157477642we're just trying to get rid of the deferred payment and borrowing money from yourself to skip revenue sharing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMvl1YlpMk
>>157477652hi
>>157477658NCDP
>>157477637o no o kek!
>>157477642wdym there's like 30ish games left depending on different team's schedule. A team can definitely lose or win 100
>>157477652Remember "I wanna fuck you" poster?
>>157477637kek'o!
I love you, /mlb/ :)
>>157477665>teams that are .575 will win 20/30 gameshighly unlikely
>>157477670post the best webm of 2026
Weaver sucks, Pie Rats should have made the smart move for Sir Anthony and an elite catching prospect in a salary dump like Jerry did.
>>157477681It's this one.
>>157477673If they play bottom tier dog shit teams then possibly.
>>157477692most of them aren't. the easiest schedule is al west and they're all 65-65
>>157477681Okay but you gotta say Ily2
>>157477687no, the one with the gay mr mets dancing while announcing they fired their gm
>>157477687kek
>>157477687still can't believe the mets lost this one
Why do the dbacks use so many fancy colors? Just use red and black. These purple, cian, teal only looks corny
>>157477687Only dead inside chads know how this one ended
>poodres
>>157477687the second throw always puts a smile on my face
>>157477681How about the one when the Mariners outfielder threw the the ball into the crowd with 2 outs left
Cum on, Merrill. Don't be ass on your bobblehead night date
>>157477687The throw from Cags being 40 feet up the 3B line kills me kek. Can’t even tell which base he was throwing to
>>157477705kek why does he look like a cryptid
>>157477713Jazz?
more like jizz chasm kek!
Mariners!
>>157477731Yes! Many are saying this!
>>157477681this is also a good one
>>157477721I honestly have no idea
>>157477747
>>157477681it's very unfortunate but it's actually this one
>>157477759how did his pants fall off?
>>157477697kek that's a good one too
>>157477759the legend
>>157477764no belt
>>157477764belts are fatphobic
Mason Miller is a bum, Padres should get rid of him this offseason in a trade for ACEcock.
go Mets!
>>157477764this guy isn't a big boy and you can tell
>>157477777checked
>>157477777You're quints portend a 5-game winning streak. Thank you, anon!
hes better now
>>157477777witnessed
>>157477777Based Metschad quints!!
Cronenworth is cheating.
>>157477792if I had a nickel for every time an outfielder assisted a routine flyball into a home run in 2026 I'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's interesting that it's happened twice
Cronenworthless is redeeming himself, yay
>>157477799this stupid 2 nickels 2 weird meme is atrociously reddit
>Poodres lose on the first day of Feliciano and Jones ownership era
>>157477799*updoots*
>>157477808you must be at least 25 to post here. if you didn't grow up with phineas and ferb, I'm sorry your life sucked
>>157477810KING JAY88 HE'S BACKHE NEVER LEFT
