>>157476889
berds
Os
>>>/wsg/6221247WE GON WIN WIN IT ALL
>is there anything the >girl ballplayer can't do?Yeah, she can't get on base in the 1st inning.
Gasnow pitches in 3.5 hours
wasn't ohtranny supposed to start one of these games?
>>157482227he retired from pitching
>>157482227He's starting soon
>>157482227>ohtrannyIs Ohtani now a cubs girl?
Tillamookie Betts
>>157482284He's PCA's bitch.
>>157482284He's actually a girl
>>157482344
I dont keep up with baseball enoughIs it normal for every single one of your starting pitchers to go on IL during a season or did the jays get cursed a little bit?
>>157481891Why would they when they are about to get an opportunity to buy the bigger and more relevant LA team
>>157482477I feel like it's gotten more common over the last 10+ years but the Jays are on the unlucky side of the spectrum still
I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON
Teo is kill. God's chosen soldier, Alex Call gets a start
>leadheads are still trying to make me care about the cubs or the comedy central
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYf94ToKaTQ
>>157482549Why not Kim?
>>157482573not st yet
kek poodrevtumorpacos
Can we please start giving the Cubbie Bears a chance? It would mean a lot to me
Happy birthday, Max!Happy Birthday, Kike'
>Tatis is on pace for a career high in hits, stolen bases, and batting average. Maybe doubles to depending on what those hits end up being>People will still call this year a "down year" because of that home run drought>Even then his home run numbers will be in the low to mid 20s range or higherkind of crazy, he might end up hitting .300 with like 40 home runs next year if his current trends continue into next season
no one cares poodre paco
nobody cares poodrepaco
i care...
SD is a significantly better city than faveLA tho
Just give 'em a chance! Please!!!
Tonight Alysa Liu's favorite team the Baltimore Orioles will beat the Cardinals
>>157482671didn't she do a first pitch for the cards though? is this series the "Liubowl"
>>157482671other way around. this is the no spin zone
>>157482684that's a balk...
what's the overlap between cubtrannies on /mlb/ and bearsfags on /nfl/?the latter seems significantly more high T and white compared to the former.
>>157482680>is this series the "Liubowl"Yes and her Baltimore Orioles will win>>157482684Fake news, deep state propaganda, etc
don’t look now but the Royals have won 9 of their last 10(!)
>>157482571kek
>>157482730*looks now*
Why does Alysa Liu like bird cock so much?
>>157482743no No NOOOOO
>>157482730I'm looking anon
I just looked at the standings. Royals are 9-1 in their last 10 games
>>157482774dude, wtf
>>157482765>doesn't take into account teams punting once they're eliminateda better metric is # of games remaining against playoff contenders
>>157482765Mariners are winning the division btw
new royals fan here, should i look now?
>>157482791Feel free. I don't think anyone would mind
If I were to look at the royals record in the past ten games, what would I find?
>sewers have a better record than the doyers but 10% worse odds to clinch a byenice of manfred to stack the doyers schedule with a bunch of shitters at the end
I just woke up from a coma. How did my Royals do over the last 10 games?
My tigoys are tragic
Who will be the one to step right up and gape the mets out of playoff contention?
Guys there is no need to see how the royals are doing. Do not look.
New royals fan here All the games I watch since being a fan we are 9-1
>>157482827The Royals maybe? I heard they've been hot lately
Test
Nuts
big fan of the liupostingforeigners who hate american cannot stand hergo Os!
Anyone else think it's weird when the coaches slap Kinley Rasmus on the butt?
>ask AI who will be the one to gape the mets out of playoff contention>starts running PCA analysis of KRIEG (Komputed Rape Integral Expected Gapes)/9 for their remaining schedule
>>157482856based... BASED
The actual answer btw is it will likely be a series against the Os, the Phillies or the Yankees where they officially stand as Legally Raped and Gaped
>>157482538
>>157482822Good, stay that way.
Getting sick of the Rafael Devers Red Sox edits with Stella Lefty's Boston playing. I always thought Devers never reached his full potential there
>two most sovlful divisions in baseball are the AL East and NL East>most sovlful division in football is the NFCN
Whose ready to see Alysa Liu get double teamed by birds?
Does Alysa stink when she gets done skating?
>>157482967This is an Inde Navarette thread lad
>>157482976Yes, her feet are encased in tights and locked in her skates. The scent is probably overwhelming
>>157483001Yuck!
morning?
Noo Alysa Liu do not put your sweaty, stinky feet on my face
>>157483014it's actually because the LA Sparks lost yesterday
>>157482765its all coming together for the gards
>>157483036gay dane?
>>157483098Bell is a girl
>>157482916>I always thought Devers never reached his full potential thereBased on what? He was a high-end hitter with big swings in his power and plate discipline from season to season who was never any good at 3B. That tracks pretty much with what I expect from an aggressive hitter with a bad body and good hit tool.
I hate kike and nick kurtz
>>157483133sorry to break it to ya champ but that was gay post and I know gay posts
>>157483148didn't you post gay porn the other day?
why are all of the canadian little leaguers asians?
>>157482765Hmmm
>>157482858It would be discriminatory if they didn’t
>>157483158Canadian whites don't care about baseball they all play hockey and also there are barely any white kids left in Canada
>>157483158Canada is an unironic nation of immigrants. And I don't mean that in the sense that they're non-white, it's that 70% of the people you interact with in that country are either Asian, Indian, or some sort of eastern/southern European. t. visit Vancouver occasionally
>>157483153nah, mistaken identitybut as a bit of guidance, its totally possible for a video of a girl to be gay (man gay) #themoreyouknow
Canada has just as many chinky eyed kids as South Korea has wtf
>>157482765>>157482784>>157483162
>>157483188Vancouver is like a Chinese enclave now
is this where i post nice things about the girl playing in the LLWS for my upvotes?
>*blocks your path*
>>157482765well it's slightly better than the last one that was posted a few weeks ago I guess
>>157483248What does she do?
>>157483248why so sullen?
>>157483263She a White girl from Alabama. You would be too if you were surrounded by them.
>Vancouver is like a Chinese enclave now
>>157483248she looks like her dad
>>157483240That was the 2010s, it's Mumbai now
>>157483283Yeah, that's usually the case with White people, paco.
>That was the 2010s, it's Mumbai now
>>157483254Plays SS, pitches and has the best swing on her team. She came in to pitch with her team down 5-0 last night, shut the other team down the rest of the way and had the eventual walk off single up the middle.
team canada's chink just blew the play, i'm calling in the FBI to investigate point shaving.
>>157483273>>157483305This was before Ohtani joined the team, nowadays the crowd is mostly white and asian.
>>157483305Look at all those sigma giga chads
>>157483340There are multiple ohtani jerseys visible in this picture
>>157483399wow the mariners fucking suck
>>157483405But the Jays have it worse, and isn't that what really matters?
>>157483416White excellence
>>157483373There's even an Ohtani lookalike
>>157483399Mariners keep drifting down and left…
>>157483425Zhotec Ohtanez
>nah esse, our fanbase is all cute japonese chicas and white redpilled chads like me hombre.
>>157483310*places you on watchlist*
Canada has a fucking jeet pitching
>kershaw is calling games now
>>157483450I say this
>>157483481he's been in the booth a lot, he's had multiple entries even.
>>1574834164 of the top 5 players was traded away
>>157483510bet youve had multiple entries, faggot
>>157483526yeah, multiple entries in your mother
Let's go Astros! beat the those damn annoying Stankees, make their offense and defense weak and make their bitch ass fans cry more about "cheating".
>>157483539The Yanks have been granted a series waiver.
>>157483481hes fine in the 'tators box? he speaks well
Jays ate cooked. The only reason to tune in is to see if vladdy finally hits a home run at the dome.
>>157483556keep us poasted
>>157483546The only thing the Janks are gonna be granted for is their new goblino shortstop to cost them the playoff. He will be another Volpe.
kersh in the booth
mcdonalds gave me a big mac with no cheese instead of a double cheeseburger. heads are going to roll.
jesus christ the dyland clease painting collection...its like a retarded blind monkey finger painted it. why is he so happy and smiling at this obvious money laundering garbage?
likes, views, and reactions started the downfall of the funternet
>>157483593Reminds my of the time they forgot to put cheese on my quarter pounder with cheese
>>157483593my order was perfect
>>157483586it's where he belongs
>>157483606>money laundering???
>>157483582kek
>>157483606Ya i think it's a joke that the showcase this millionaire baseball players retard finger paintings in the art gallery of ontario instead of actual canadian artists with talent. Bluejays fandom has become a cult since they made the world series, can't say a bad thing about the art or the team or you get jumped on.
why does jarren duran always look shook
LETS GO BLUE RAYS!
>>157483630at least it draws some attention to the art world. maybe some positive trickle down effects.
>LeguminaThis nigga beans!
There is a wild man behind the tigers dugout.
I could use a suckin...
canada's CHINK pitcher is BLOWING it kek
>asian pitchers
>>157483630how the fuck is putting a painting on a wall "money laundering"?
Based Canada LLs. Straight raw dogging SoKo.
>>157483703and they will lose to japan. rough year for canadian sports, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
>>157483678Nobody on the internet knows what money laundering is, it’s just a way to seem like you know about money while bitching about rich peopleSame applies to tax writeoffs, tax evasion, and many other money-related buzzwords
Peff lied, baseball died
>>157483710ok mr special boy wall street
Joe and Kershaw :)
oh oh it's kersh
>>157483726>>157483733
>>157483726>>157483733>>157483737anything that gives EK fewer reps in the booth is a blessing
kirstenbros....
>>157483737that's a lot of Kersh
>>157483748what's he got that I don't
Tolle is dealing
>>157483767bwc
>>157483715why do you care what jewish reporters have to say about anything? Peff is self-serving. There are better reporters who cover MLB.
>>157483748shopping my head on this
in classic toronto fashion, the blue jays will drop this series, and that will be the end of our wildcard race :)
>>157483678This is not money laundering but in general t goes like this>buy piece of art with illicit funds>art houses and independent sellers generally dont ask where the money comes from>criminal sells art>money is now cleanAlternatively>rich person buys piece of art valued X>holds on to it for a bit>proceed to value it at Y for no reason other than it's worth that much now>rich person either sells for cash profit or holds on to the painting and borrows cash against the value of the artNot technically laundering but still scummy
>>157483748She's too good for him. She'll be single soon
>>157483777peffbros...our response to these trips?
>>157483788...and dylan cease is doing this HOW?
>>157482538they've been doing pretty good lately though?
Anons, would you rather been on deck or in the hole?
>>157483748no...NO!!!
who's ready for the mets to humiliate the sewers?
>>157483795That's what I meant by "this is not laundering". I should have been more clear. This is just a scam to get people in to the art gallery of ontario.
whentani
where my scented candle bros at
>>157483710I’ve seen so many retarded communists and/or populists call something both money laundering and tax evasion at the same time even though they are basically opposite of each other. It’s not like they’re even complicated concepts so I don’t understand how people fuck it up so often.
>>157483777chek'd and kek'dI don't like any reporters who work for newspapers or tv networks. I like the independent guys, the podcasters and such.
>>157483815whoever shells out for that shit could be up to something beyond the tax write off for charity
>>157483815having famous art in your famous art center is a "scam"?
>>157483821i just farted, i could use a scented candle right about now
>>157483821apple cinammon reporting
ITFDB
>>157483830I keep a box of matches in the bathroom for taking a shit. it beats any air freshener.
ITFBB
>>157483832based
CLAYTONNN KERRRRRRSHAWWWWW
baseball
>>157483839you should use match scented air freshener
Yankees defense, as always, is once again a shit
>>157483848holy oldcum
>>157483852best of all worlds is him becoming a regular in the dodgers booth
I'm cheering them on to relocate the Padres by 2032.
wtf kersh knows everything
>>157483873he's on a different level
>davis and kershawyeah i'm thinking based
>>157483870Petco is too nice of a part to move from
>>157483870it's over
>>157483876talks and thinks fast also
glaslater glasNOW
Yankees have the best pitching in baseball.
>>157483908
Bengie :)
>>157483848*crack* *sip* bobby and leo.. now there was some baseball
>>157483870kek look at these fuckers LOL
Dude if the Blue Jays lose to the Royals, Dorthy is going to freak
>>157483919that's the style, bro
>>157483918forgetting someone?
>>157483870is her hair part of her hat?
>>157483913I look at booba like this
>>157483900>glaslaterwtf.... WTF?!
>>157483829>famousKek look I dont want to get in to a whole big thing but at a time when people are struggling to put food on the table ad anti-american sentiment is at an all time high it seems a little tone deaf for the art gallery of ontario to feature the finger paint tier art of a millionaire american baseball player.
>>157483908I’d pitch to her if you catch my drift
LMAO FREDDIE
Yankees are going to sweep the Cheatstros.
>>157483949may i suggest the knuckleball?
>>157483948>struggling to put food on the tableOh come on dude, get outta here
freddie mindbroken by the olson grounder
>>157483948your propaganda is exactly the reason it's Lake America now, you fuck.
>>157483958As an Asian, he was right.
>>157483959least homo arod post
>>157483870he's a dodger fan btwevery padres owner has been a dodger fan
>>157483967hey asshole we're struggling here!
>>157483965not a high hard one up and in?
>assnow
>>157483982save that for the encore
>>157483970Im just commenting on the hypocrisy of it all fren.
it's over
Ever met a Rockie IRL?
>>157483999if only hypocrisy was the biggest problem
>>157483908Do the middle inside of boobs smell bad?
>>157483965Followed by two fastballs at the chin
>>157484003I know a dinger
>>157484009bags of sand
Is this a baseball booba thread?
>>157484020
assnow is dealing
we still got it we still got it
Clayton jinxed him by hyping him up
>>157484017we like the little ones
it's over... kwanza cast some voodoo shit on the dodgers
>>157483777Hes more powerful then you think. He traded Skubal to the dodgers, look it up.
>>157484040You like children. Everyone knows
Skubal died for this lol
>>157484044suffer
>assnow tried to hide on the IL all year and still is ass nowdoggiedoos kek!
PrevagenFor your brain!
>transnow
nice mii channel music, braves
In this postseason preview, the Doyers are getting raped and gaped
erm, foul ball stinky
kwabsnow
umpball
It's O time
oh mannn i went out for like 3mins and it's 3-0 now
Love the Red Sox
kill umps
extinct umps
based AJ
>>157484011>>157483982>>157483965then finish her off with a nasty slider
>latinx challenges
ty blue
>braves get exposed by fraud teams like the twins>gape the contending teams like the doggiedooswhat does this mean?
>>157484017I walk past women like this almost every day on my hikes. Frustrating.
The Jews fixed the 1919 World Series
>>157484110sometimes you bay and sometimes you bawl
>>157484092Ass is too big
>>157484110means this is your first mlb season
>>157484121Easy there bud, next your going to question other events that involve Jews.
>>157484110baseball is like that sometimes newfriend
>>157484129nah it just means your tongue is too small
>>157484121I didn't even know it was broken
LMAO3(4)-0 in the 1st
color should always be either hersh or kersh
>>157484129For you whiteboi
>>157484150sensiblechuckle.gif
>>157484121cool anti semetic remarks
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>157484155fingers crossed
>>157484154no you can't...NO YOU CAN'T!!!
>>157484157good morning saar
a tuckerian tap
>>157484173gm
STRUCK him out
>>157483948buddy they're a business. they exist to make money. if putting his art up will get people to buy tickets, they'd be doing themselves a disservice by not doing so. this isn't difficult to understand.
>>157484192bastard bloody bastard, you no pick my brain
hell yeah, Alek
Y E A HAMAZINGIMPECCABLE
>Bryce "Fuck Your Run Support" Elder
feddie :)
welp, at least the Mets have graduated from not being able to hit the ball to not being able to score after hitting the ball :^)
feduccie :)
feDDUciaITALIANO
uh oh gayves
strikeoutani
>blowtani
stupid ohtani
nice play by Thornton
Bo Bichette. More like Hoe Bitchette
>pops up a center cut fastball I can't stand Gunnar
>liberatore
AN SHOHEIAN STRIKEOUT
>oh, dummy
0-4tani
Horry shet
wtf the Indians coach is the b2b MOTY
>colby mayoholy wypipo
I'm going to fucking lose it
Chinese name Ohtani
DANCE, DANCEWE'RE FALLING APART TO HALF TIMEDANCE, DANCEAND THESE ARE THE LIVES YOU LOVE TO LEADDANCE, THIS IS THE WAY THEY'D LOVEDANCE, THIS IS THE WAY THEY'D LOVEDANCE, THIS IS THE WAY THEY'D LOVEIF THEY KNEW HOW MISERY LOVED ME
trying to run to 3rd there is psychotic
Ate t too much watermelon and now my yummy hurts
Comfy night for my Red Sox
>>157484262we do not say that name here anymore
PLAY BETTER DAMMIT
maybe you should have shared some with us
>>157484284You were a big enough dude to buy seeded.... right?
>pitches 10 times a year (everyday GG fielders have much more value)>isn't a top 10 hitterif you still believe Ohtani is the GOAT, you are dumb as hell and best get to learnin'
we been watching right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp75RDkiQi4
>>157484294i bought an oops all seeds
GLAS EM
>>157484297>i just like the ducki just like the duck
Astrooooooooooooos
I found one of Dylan Cease's paintings
>>157484311yowch! hes gonna feel that one in the morning!
attaboy riley
third inning on base with no runs scored! give it up for the third inning!
>>157484311i do this and post here
Cubs have the best offense in baseball. That tracks because Cubs Girl has the best ass.
have you ever been to a postseason game? i got free tickets to an nlcs game once but my team got stomped
fat munchy
>>157484341i have not but that's because my team fucking sucks
ya i been to an alcs game but i was too young to give a shit sadly
>>157484341my buddy is a diehard Mets fan and was at Wrigley when we eliminated the Cubs in 2015. always talks about it as one of the best memories of his life
damn marlels tiedbut that's not too much because they'll obviously lose one run again.
>>157484341i went to a worlds eries game in '21 and >my barves won
Astros fucking suck.
that was a sick curve
Yankees lead
Three-run HRs win ballgames. Yankees are going to sweep the Cheatstros.
>>157484355kek hope he dies
nasty K by Thornton. very hard to paint the corner up and in with a big breaking pitch
bullshit and more bullshitwhy can't we have a nice hatewatch tonight?
>>157484375kek
>>157484382I'm hate watching my own team
good call
>>157484375weird thing to say
>>157484382I hear fapping to baseball ass relieves stress
>willson contreres intentionally breaking the 1st basemens legholy based
me on the left
>>157484375we all will
what a catch
>>157484394I like her right cheek jiggle
holy smokes
Nats-Rockies might be the worst game possible in the MLB todayBrady House was just standing on the basepath with his back turned like a fuckin little leaguer and got called for obstruction
holy booba
ALL WE DO IS WIN
>>157484398he's a piece of shit
MICKEY MANTLE GASPER
>>157484398sit down, boy
Carm on dodgersScore sum fukkin runs
>>157484411stinkees kek
>>157484412>Nats-Rockiesstopped reading right there
Gasper is carrying the Red Sox offense tonight.
>>157484411Stankeedo kek
those two gasper blasts looked very similar
>>157484411peak yankees defense
>>157484341i went to a couple last year and /we/ lost both games I was at but i wouldn't go back and not go or whatever. hopefully i get to go again "soon(tm)"
>>157484394>you're on a date with her at the batting cage>she smokes a pitch just like in the vid>you get up there and whiff twice, then the bat flies out of your hands on the third attempthow do you play it off without seeming like an irredeemable autist?
But a BIIIIIIG crooked number up on that board!
>become evil>immediately start hitting .700 with 65 homers
>finish cleaning up after dinner>turn on the Sox game>6-0
>>157484430you were right to do it, but I'm a fan of this frustrating ass team and am forced to watch
>>157484448Well at least you're not the rockies.
>>157484442who is this strumpet?
So is the ump in the berds vs berds game literally blind?
>>157484464nigga ts ableist
very good call
>>157484448but why do they have a frustrating ass?
my plucky scrappy gritty bootstrap small market local mom and pop dark horse underdoggiedoos never give up
Just trade Story and IKF and keep Gasper already. Why bringing those two frauds back?
>>157484464no he just has his eyes closed
look how fast tommy is
>>157484440>wow femanon, it looks like i have a lot to learn from you. why don't you come stand in front of me and I'll wrap my arms around you and you can show me how you swing and maybe that could help? maybe when i feel the right way to do it I could hit like you..
>>157484464All umps are blind, bottom of the iceburg
did someone say baseball booba?
Step up and gape the mets!
feddie :3
>it was 3-0
>7th 8th and 9th batters getting the hits for dodgers.For all the money we spend, it's the smaller guys who come in clutch on the big games.
As a dodgers fan I think PCA deserves the MVP
feels like a 3 run dinger coming up
>>157484483>50 words of increasingly desperate spaghetti while she stares at you trying not to laughit's over
>>157484411Dodgers' scouting report lives rent free in their heads.
that was a nice dinger from marlins
>>157484458at least those guys pay like 5 dollars less for a beer at their stadium >>157484478those jew lerners won't pay for a nice one
>>157484411The Red Sox are going to bootyblast this shit team in the playoffs
>we
>>157484498was that way at the beginning of the season and lately. there was a long stretch of shit production in between.
>>157483481If only it were him and Orel and Davis fucked off to national shit for good
I'm a cubs fan and ohtani deserves to win mvp
Sing along time!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.East side, west side, everybody's cumming hard,All over the F A G S fags from New York town!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
Atleast he didn’t strike out
>>157484515What the!?
>Benge didn't dive headfirst into the wall to make the foulouthe's changed...
Do something you stupid Jap
>>157484506They still probably pay like 15 dollars kek, its how they can afford skubal, rojas is bankrolling him every time he drinks a don julio
an ohtanian flyout
>>157484514>doesn't know the difference between color and pbpwatch moar baseball
>>157484497No, but really, look at this cocky blue berd coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
New to baseball can someone tell me who this Asian man is and what he does?
I knew Urias was still an Oriole at heart
>>157484538his name is Munetaka Murakamihe hits home runs and strikes out
>>157484538He wins world series off the back of a Mexicans work
>>157484538his name is Shohei Ohtanihe hits home runs and strikes people out
>*gets carded buying beer*
>>157484531I know the difference and give no fucks
>>157484537its smug aura vexes me
>>157484558you do now but you didn't before. stfu.
>>157484552why are you lying to the people
>>157484516>glenn osser, jew, wrote the official song of the mest>mest have been jew-owned for nearly their entire existence>97% of all jews in the NYC metro area are mest fansWhy are the mest so jewish?
You really can tell when Ohtani is starting to ramp up the pitching because he turns into a complete non-factor as a hitter.
Ohtani or PCA? The question on everyone's mind. Definitely an MVP race to remember... And as a dodgers faithful, I find myself rooting for Pete more and more...
>>157484572The Mets are gods chosen team
>woaaaaah>we got shotei ohtani>woaaaaah>he likes to drink ashaii>woaaaaah>he's the best in all LAAnd repeat etc.
it's amazing how 4chan has only discovered in the last 5 years that Jews are a wealthy, successful and influential people. the obsession is hilarious and hilariously latemakes sense, though. most people here aren't very smart
both the sewers and mests have jewish owners, why do only the mests get shit for being kosher?
>>157484575ohtani
Ohtani or PCA? The question on everyone's mind. Definitely an MVP race to remember... And as a dodgers faithful I find myself rooting for Pete more and more...
>>157484566none of those gentlemen are asian
>>157484572they play in queens
Ohtani or PCA? The question on everyone's mind. Definitely an MVP race to remember.. And as a dodgers faithful, I find myself rooting for Pete more and more...
>>157484572>Why are the mest so jewish?Mest have been owned by jews for decades. Yankees have been owned by Germans for decades. Simple as.
>>157484580you're not smart. you're an npc spouting tropes.
the brewers owner is italian, not jewish
>>157484594Mune was in the lead before the opposition disabled him for overshadowing Ohtani
>>157484599reminder steinbrenner was murdered by (((them)))
>>157484591based
>>157484591You aren't a real dodger fan if you're rooting for Ohtani
based Lindor :)
a LINDORIAN blast
/mlb/ loves jews, flock cameras, and data centers
>>157484599>>157484615Steinbrenner supported israel
Kershaw is so good in the booth
>be austin riley>have RISP>strike out to end the inning
I love this guy like you wouldn't believe
>>157484630of course I do, what did you think I was a member of the woke right or something?
>>157484630and God. don't forget Him
>>157484630The redpilled mets fan who's dad is a cuck is gon have a field day with ya!
>>157484575Should be PCA. Marginally better hitting statline, 3x the steals and adds gold glove defense daily. Ohtani adds literally zero on defense and the two way auto-win meme shouldn't work when you only do it once every two months
pete did it his way
>>157484638hell yea
LETS GO DODGERS WIN WIN WIN BABY
surely Jorge Polanco will be worth his contract next year, right bros
>>157484635way ahead of the curve. I hope he wants to be in the booth a long time.
Is Judge injured?
C E SES
my umpies fuck ya
>>157484667Just a bum.
Trevor Story just struck out in Worcester. Now 4-for-22 with six strikeouts in AAA. Hitting .182.Isiah Kiner-Filefa also struck out (and burned a first-inning challenge). He's 1-for-14.
>xcancel shut downany alternates? no i'm not making an account
>>157484671jesus did he do it again?
team meating
My royals :)
>date night at dodgers stadiumits ok if i go by myself, right g-guys?
kek get rekt nerd
>>157484690Yes went 450 feet. He's still doing good overall but it did break an 0-16
>>157484692you've been celebrating a little too hard today
Well it looks like the Mets won't be moving out of last place this week.
>>157484692>royalsindeed
>>157484688wtf is that
>>157484709heh... we're just biding our time...
>>157484630I’m the public affairs representative for /mlb/ and I dispute this account
Nice shutdown inning Bashit
>>157484704Ya but you have to sit in a special section
it's not over
nice sac bunt
>>157484630and don't forget, cock
post more baseball booba
>marlins in charge of baserunning
>>157484728it's never over
>makes it over in your path
>>157484731>NEVER BUNT - HIT DINGERSNEVER BUNT - HIT DINGERS
nu when
>>157484734>sneaking down to field level after the game to make it seem like you have money>don't even bother to clean up all the trash when you take your onlyfans selfiegrim
>>157484752thisbunting is cuck shit
>>157484756zamn, someone must have really shit ted up your life.
Yankees lead again
nu>>157484785>>157484785>>157484785
>>157484751HE CUTE
How's everyone's fantasy baseball season going?We had a shortened season this year in my league, but I had a winning season and btfo out of my old man.It's also my first year doing fantasy baseball lmao, and my old.mans 15th consecutive season.Dumped that mofo out of the playoffs and destroyed him in the division.
>>157484732yes! ESPECIALLY cock!!