iggles
Bronkies
Kek
My Chiefs of week 1 this season are going to KICK the Bronkeks fucking ASS
why doesn't webm hombre ever thank the Eagles or Patriots for defeating his hated chiefs?instead he just seethes about the white NFCN... (mostly the packers and lions)..what's up with that?
>>157484050why isn't the open practice televised? is there a stream link for it somewhere?
>fucked up and used the lambs for his OPthanks for confirming senor.The Hated PNW took everything from you.
>My Bronkeks… back in the basement… why even live
>>157484035Sir they are the niggles now
How we feel going into year 5, Vikebros?
>>157484029>Future HOFers Only
Chiefies still 3peating btw
>>157484027I wouldn’t be mad>>157484034Like what?
>>157484070This bball hag is hot.
$55M/yr btw
>>157484070They’re gonna have to make the playoffs first which i fear is too great a hurdle.
>>157484066nah you are
You can only post beyond this point if your water is NOT contaminated with lead.
Fifty-Five. Yes, FIFTY FIVE MILLION.A YEAR
>get mindraped by statmutt>vow revenge >desperately try to maintain OPSEC by shamefully hiding your team>spam the same webms literally thousands of times over the course of years>expose yourself by seething about flyovers and the east coast (despise the east coast being the ones who saved the NFL from the chiefs)Bad time to be webm hombre.All this triggered by a single Brady picture!The Superior Anglo American East Coast Rules Over Football, With Leadheads And Flyovers Solidly In Second Place.
>>157484083*hurtleGo my Broncos
Why doesnt the Utah have a team?
An interesting thought, can we swap the autistic Mexican from seething about the fudge packers to seething about the queefs?
>>157484102Mahomes? Heh, he could never.
>>157484094This leadhead shit is no joke. I have to work with a third party vendor who is from Michigan and he's straight retarded.
>>157484108Mormons are weird as fuck. Nobody wants to be around them for any extended amount of time.
>>157484089My lily white skeen says I must root for the bronkies
>>157484080>Starts getting political>Fully funded trip to Israel a few weeks laterAll so tiresome
>he has to spam webms to defend >his packturds' $55M/yr mistake.
>>157484070would bust in raw
>>157484080That's lifelong Chiefs fan Sophie Cunningham to (You)
>>157484108The NFL owners know what letting the Mormon Mafia into the fold brings.
>>157484029>Future HOFers OnlyThey sleepin on 5
>>157484104Wrong retard
why is mahomes so bad at throwing deep now
>>157484135Wrong retard or wrong, retard? Punctuation is important.
>>157484135We don't sign our posts here.
>>157484122I understand the >implications, but holy fuck can I just go to NYC or something instead? Who actually wants to go half way around the world to go to a desert shithole like that.
>>157484132True fuck that they're psychotic with their kolob shit
>>157484134
>>157484142No leg strength to put into it because of his bum knee. It's like how your shot in basketball comes from the ground and not your arms.
>>157484144Bro is desperately digging through google images and came up with a gif of Eric Berry from 2012
Made the packturd seethe hard today. Today was a good day.
>>157484118>Mormons are weird as fuckthey really are. they're too happy all the time, too cultish
>>157484143You should be able to tell by context>Punctuation is important.Have you ever read anything postmodern? Punctuation is optional now
>>157484135you're half way there, Denver intellectual
Most Valuable Primate
>>157484146Intimidation factor is multiplied by going there
>>157484065Kek they say that and actually do this
Say what you will about the Cleveland Browns as a football team, but you have to admit they have the best fans.
Ever wonder if the webm poster just hates black qbs?
>>157484206guy on the right is with her btw
>>157484206>Naming your team after a guy that cucked you
>>157484206Go back to the soccer thread douchebag no one cares.
>>157484206Is that Angela White?
>>157484213Last time my team had a >black QB it was fucking awful.
Just got naked in bed in just my socks and my Broncies underwear to post with youuuu
>>157484108Who gives a shit about the Jazz?
>>157484229No she's even grosser than Angela White, if that's possible.
>>157484236Oh shit I just remembered Utah got a hockey team.
>>157484248her POV shit was nice when she shot just in AUS, but then lansky got his talons in her.
>all the faggots who got jannied rolling back into the thread on their VPNs
>>157484263tmi, don't care
Utah... what are those fuckers up to out there?
>>157484222
>>157484270you would if you cared about anything.
>>157484232Wow, and what do you have now?
>>157484302I have 7, "You" have 3.
>>157484302All I see is 17 franchises that are mad they're stuck with their old maid QB or got baited into not drafting Nix.
>>157484307How do you figure? No team in the NFL has 7
>>157484302>josh allen at 2 krys
>>157484314I do, bitch.
>>157484302>Drake Maye
>>157484029A truly hilarious play
>>157484302Why are backup QBs on the list?
>>157484302Burrow glaze continues, not been to the playoffs in years btw
>>157484340leaving off shadoodoo would be rayciss imho
>>157484337>y-y-y-yeah but didn't you see his 13TDs/year in 6 years man?
>>157484340Teams hadnt named starters yet
>>157484360shut the fuck up coach primate.
>>157484349Yeah but he's... Joe Cool
>>157484349team sport bud
>>157484349Needs more help
Bronkeks are getting nervous. Can you feel it?
>You now remember Joe Burrow
Justin Herbert just got his balls drained for the 4th time today by that evil succubus and youre laughing?
>>157484387yjn
>>157484391I have never seen a photo of him where he doesn't look like a sex pest.
>>157484387WOULD courageously protect in a tornado and then marry after and produce 10 aryan offspring
More like Joe Bussy
>>157484404
>>157484029packers won that game btw
>>157484404Ya seethe, Timmy?
>>157484400Bro is gonna get Lamar Odom syndrome. RIP
>>157484420
>>157484302It's not really a good data set when you have the opinions of "coaches" like Todd Bowels and DeNegro Cryans muddying up the data
Super Bowl MVP
>>157484423Won't happen, Lamar Odom has a ring.
Joey 4chan got em seething
>>157484444Lamar Jackson played in the Super Bowl?
>>157484391I never forgot about the white Jayden Daniels
>>157484444That's not Bo nix?
>>157484391joebaumsworld is relentlessly handsome
>.
>>157484445Damn lol.
>>157484416He looks like if Macaulay Culkin was the one doing the molesting.
>>157484444Has to get there first.
what team would the Ganja bros go for?
>>157484456And you are relentlessly gay
>>157484457Banner status?
>>157484444Not checked. Didn’t read.
>>157484444Beautiful quads
>>157484462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss
>>157484457Amazing
>>157484457
>>157484466lolphins
/nfl/ falling behind to /mlb/ in postrate rn
>>157484469She enjoys Kiwi cock
>>157484457look at his stupid face. he really thought he did something lol
>>157484496God, I want to drink with her. Not in a sexual way or anything. She just seems like a worthy adversary.
>>157484517She doesn't even know what that is.
>>157484438That's basically fan consensus though, what's wrong with the rankings?
>>157484509Fall behind this bussy
>>157484519turn your monitor on.
>>157484517I was real fuckin confused how her pants work and realized she's holding a jacket.
>>157484540turn your monitor on
>>157484509/mlb/ knows all about prostates those fuckin fags.
>>157484546keeeeek he really did this on national tv
ok guys i turned my monitor on, now what
>>157484559The image is doctored.
>>157484546No way... is this real?
>>157484509/MLB/ has games going on
>you know who i'm mad about on the chiefs?>erm not the mutt, no>the random white guy, i hate himkek
>>157484546What a loser
Lamar will make an owl before Joshie-poo bee tee double you
I couldn't honestly believe it when the 4th quarter started. I thought the chefs were going to come back like the Patriots that one time.
>theTVapp.toKEK do poverty franchises really
>>157484562Now show bussy
I wonder if Joe Burrow would play better if his team played home games in the Midwest.
I've got a 50 word grilled cheese due at midnight and my microwave is broken
>>157484595Real ones are over the air.
We're unbothered
>>157484605>50 word grilled cheese
>>157484605Fuck you
>>157484617Need those hot bitch lips working my fuckin cocck
>>157484605>keeping your grilled cheese in the refrigerator ISHYGDDT
>>157484633Don't say this.
>>157484633turn on your monitor
Some of yall have been here way too long.
>>157484633I'm right here big boy
>>157484636U never see shiggy anymore thats how u know ur old
>>157484652Rip in peace king
Just plonked a flyover who was having a Bo induced melty because he couldn't top this mahomesian bussy where Colin was RIGHT Kiwi knew Carson Beck was elite how many Ryback's before age 29 could HEEM statmutt then apologize to Lynn Redden because the debate is over and my wife's son please r8 my fridge 250 word essay on grilled cheese microwave the tackle that turned the tide broken stat padford's robot wife Jenny slept with his backup in the Josh Allen chair
>>157484668WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN??????
Have the Lions ever played in a super bowl?
>>157484546Why are his cheeks so rosy?
>>157484675There was a point at which this should have stopped and we are clearly past it.
you guys are gonna feel really stupid when josh allen wins it all this year
>>157484678he's flushed from seeing taylor swift's penis a few minutes ago.
>>157484677No, not since the merger.
>>157484682>Trash Allen
Bros what do we do about the climate changed induced giga El Nino winter we're about to get?
>>157484686That’s weird. My team’s been to 7
Letting Sam Darnold leave will go down as the biggest personnel blunder in nfl history. Gave up a qb that would have been good enough to get you to the owl for:>9>wince>a twitch coomer
Bo Nix has been throwing no look passes in training camp. I fear that this league is not ready for year 3 Bo.
/nfl/ is kinda funny tonite
KPOP is dominating. We need a KPOP team for the NFL, top to bottom KPOP. Put it in Seoul, L.A. or NYCKPOP name, uniforms, cheerleaders, culture top to bottom
>>157484676A while ago, imagine surviving Columbine just to go out like THAT
>>157484700>Been to 7>only won 3Fucking Broncos.
>>157484703prove it
>>157484710We watched the columbine news on TV during my 10th birthday party.
>>157484466>no ox tails
>>157484719Three is pretty good :)
>>157484652My sister just asked what I've been doing all day other than work. I had no answer
>>157484725Based 4/20 birthday anon.
>>157484719You've been to 8 retard. My Chiefs have been to 7, and won 4
>>157484666Thanks for reminding me of my mortality satan
>>157484675He just took another shot of fentanyl
>>157484730>MFW I started watching just before they won the first one
>>157484702Bo is legit going to throw 4 tuddies on that dogshit kansass shitty secondary keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek queefies lose 34-13 week 1 mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157484705The Seoul Jawbones
You guys think Shiyazh can make the squad
>>157484740That one didn't count.
Wtf why are you all so fucking old
I won a shit ton of money due to the broncos going for 2 at the end of the 2nd quarter in the super bowl.
>>157484701Kyler is winning it all this year
>>157484702The dragon has been unleashed
>>157484762Because things are far, far worse than you can possibly imagine.
>>157484748Stop pretending like you like them. This isn't your heart.
>>157484701>in nfl historretard
>>157484762I'M IN ME PROIME
>>157484768Fuck that I'm winning manlet of the year 26.
>>157484758>lost causes are the ones worth fighting forSwear to god you niggas making the playoffs if you keep him. Look what Kupp did for those fraudulent hawks, culture setters are invaluable
>>157484781You're 31 idiot you're not who I mean.
>>157484786I don't expect us to make the playoffs I just want a redperson on our team that would be cool
>>157484772Having another broship induced melty i see
>>157484762Shitposting is an old man's game
>>157484813
The sheep's assholes must have tightened back up for one last pump. I don't see the packturd webm spammer here anymore.
>>157484803Nah you are
>>157484813>cardlelsDamn how desperate are you? Lamar is THAT bad huh?
>>157484762>>157484803When you're young you're out enjoying life. When you're old you become a homebody and get on 4chan. I try to go out and socialize more than anyone, I'm just too old everywhere
>>157484813Why are they all Mark Sanchez on roids?
Yum
>>157484814You merely adopted the shitposting, I was born in it.
Kiwi likes Chiefies more than Bronkeks. He's just being tsundere. Mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157484836Be honest how low are those nuts sagging? I've heard 40 onwards your nutsack gets real saggy is it trvke?
5 finna boutta have a legacy year. Don't say you weren't warned
>>157484729i'll make a note of it
there's 4 minutes left in the 3rd quarter, your team is down by 10, it's 2nd and 9 and the ball is on your team's 26 yard line. the head coach calls for an inside zone run, what is your reaction?
>>157484836>born to early for intergalactic colonization>born to late for ConquistadoraYour ancestors never had the privilege of being on the computer thoDont waste valuable time going outside, you only have so many days in your life to enjoy this
>>157484857
>>157484857Depends on what the other team's front looks like
>>157484857Nothing wrong with that call
>>157484829Just curious do Ramilia have a name for this play/moment yet? The 2PAT that broke our back? The loose ball which cost it all?
>>157484857I call an audible and whip it down field and get the reffies to save my ass once again after I beg them after the play is over.
>>157484873>The loose ball which*that
>>157484857I take a massive shit because responsibility scares me
>>157484880My favorite fag thing of his is when he runs on the sideline and then steps out before the hit and flops so refs call a late hit
>>157484857inside zones is the thinking mans run call
>>157484857>in the 3rd quarterMeaningless. I follow orders because it doesn't matter
>>157484873the "Amazon Call"
>>157484605just be yourself. also darude sandstorm
Low and dirty Bronco dogs can MAKE the super bowl, but winning takes a higher calibre of franchise. They are 3-5 in super bowls, a miserable and embarrassing record. Not champions. My Chiefs, by the way, are 4-3. Now that’s greatness.
>>157484857Hell yeah, establish it.
>>157484873The "this is definitely a true and honest league from the ground up"
>>157484857as a run the ball CHAD, I don't like it.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. I LOVE IT
>>157484892
>its a backwards pass goy>a neutral party can totally stop a game for eleven minutes after calling the NFL directly>just a coincidence goy Seahawks former owners had ties to Amazon CEO or that Amazon HQ is in seattleI fear for the safety of my family all the things I wish to say but I wont.
>>157484950Ok, Jim Norton. Tranny lover.
>>157484959Kek juked bitches
>>157484968Go away you gay pass spamming queer, /nfl/ is a run chad general
>>157484857Easier to convert 3rd and 5 than 3rd and 9. And maybe he breaks it open if they're expecting a screen or throw to the flat.
>>157484988Yeah try it and see what happens
>>157484857I tell him he's wrong and should use Da Bomb.
>>157484982>>157484857If you're at mid field, would you rather have a 2nd and 1, or a 1st and 10?
>>157485033Does it matter if my name is mutthomes and the reffies are about to give me the ball at the 1 on the next memechuck?
Cringe tranny
>>157484950Brou...
>>157485042yes... no. maybe.
>>157485064Brees to Bush is the worst all time. Dumb deep ball merchant could never see the defense
>>157485069
Remember Johnny Knox?
>Jewka NaJewabased bitin dawg.
>>157485101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybHA6QT2J5s
>>157485064JACKED UP
>>157485042stop crying
Well, it's been fun. I'm gonna go listen to some _____________ before going to bed. Good night, /nfl/!
>>157485139cuckold porn? Patrick, please...
>*kneels in victory formation*>*breaks his leg*Kek Bo Bones. He’ll never make it through a postseason
>>157485139Put on that shedoodoo cuhh
>We’re told, reliably and by three sources, that the league office became aware of the wrinkle when Prime Video rules analyst Terry McAulay called Anderson to discuss the play. The implication is clear. Without that phone call from McAulay, the review process wouldn’t have been activated. The two points wouldn’t have been awardedTerry McAulay has a different opinion on a lot of critical thursday night calls. Here is his opinion on that very same game that wiped out a Rams TD. This one is just an OOPSIE SORRY WE FUCKED UP YOUR GAME article and apparently not important enough to stop the game in real time for. Why not stop the game to get this call right too Terry? Why was it only for that 2 point conversion?Inquiring minds would like to know. Will he do it again for Seattle? For another team who deserves it? Or will you just get a "SORRY WE FUCKED UP YOUR GAME" article like everyone else has before or since.
>lakerpacos still mindrapedkek socal dogs learn their place
I just physically held Statmutt down and booty busted him until he started crying. His mom just yelled at us from the other room to keep it down lol
>>157485221Show me when Terry McAulay helped your team win by stopping the game to get a call right for your team.
I was just getting a snack from a convenience store and there was a female cashier. She said "Hi!" when I got to the register and my mind just blanked for several seconds because I wasn't expecting her to say anything. I didn't end up managing to get a response out and it was incredibly awkward as she scanned my items. I could feel the tension in the air as she thought I must be some kind of psychopath. I ended up managing a nod when I left as a nonverbal sign of thank you but I genuinely think I've become retardedGo Broncos
>>157485239The play wasnt important enough for rules analyst Terry McAulay to review, sorry.
>NOOOOO THEY SHOULD GET CALLS WRONG WHEN IT BENEFITS MY TEAMpathetic
>Shams paco unironically implying the league is rigged against themYou won a SB in LA with a quarterback who was never good enough to make it before in his life and never made it since, and now that the owl is in LA again you magically traded for Myles Garrett for pennies, and we’ve all already seen this episode and know for a fact what’s next.
>As long as the owl is in LA where the NFL is desperately trying to market his team, Stafford is 2-0 in super bowls!Kek what a legacy
>>157485275How hard is it to say hello you fucking retardJesus
Okay but you still lost the NFCCG why didn't you just win that game?
>>157485335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaxC0wWxrOE
How does this make you feel?
>>157485339Better legacy than "I sucked ass on a shit team for 10 years and got folded in half so many times that I can't walk"
>>157485368>Rush yardswew
>>157485358Who are you talking to babe
Here are those "rushing yards" btw.
>>157485358In my experience with these kind of things it's usually because the other team wanted it more.
>>157485368Now do last 2 seasons only
>>157485368>scramblermore like E BoNix
>>157485358Terry McBussy shot my punt returner
>>157485376...just like my islanders...
>>157485405BO VICK
>Oh god....mmmmmm....yes...
