Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
Nick's Genius Monster D my mouth
Will "Uh Oh Melty" Ashcroft
can one of you normie faggots screencap this supposed washcroft melty
Will and Levi "velvet roper" Ashcroft
>>157485988>>157484303>>157484310>>157484315>>157484323
>>157485964the little rascal
>>157485988Youichuds... Where's OUR mention?
i hate the daicos brothersi hate the ashcroft sisters i love the duursma spergs
>Welcome to the 'WAG tax'. The public sees the glamorous holidays and designer bags, clocks the expensive engagement ring and handsome athlete on her arm, then decides she has already been sufficiently compensated for whatever he might put her through. There seems to be an unspoken belief that dating a professional footballer means agreeing to a rather horrifying set of terms and conditions.>I still remember being at dinner with Dermott [Brereton] in Bali when we encountered a table of Aussies who had clearly chosen AFL as their religion. The men, to put it politely, lost their shit. They kept coming over to talk to Dermie and insisted on sending multiple rounds of drinks to our table.>But the women were next level. One in particular kept circling our table and giving him the most outlandish 'come-fuck-me' eyes I had ever seen. I was invisible. Girl code be damned. And this happened plenty of times during the year we dated. For some women, footballers' girlfriends are just competition.>Then there are the fans, who think supporting the man on the field gives them the right to judge the woman beside him. When photos of Sam [Burgess] and me appeared as the lead story in a national newspaper, I basically had to go into hiding. The fans had plenty to say about me - most of it far from kind. That's when you realise the handsome man everyone wants comes with an audience, and that audience will have plenty to say if your relationship ever starts to unravel. But public scrutiny is only one part of the WAG tax.>You're also expected to accept that football will almost always come first. His bond with teammates is unbreakable, especially when one of them lands in trouble. When women shamelessly vie for your partner's attention, you're meant to stay cool enough not to be labelled jealous or insecure. And when a booze-fuelled boys' trip goes spectacularly off the rails, you're the one left picking up the pieces.
*click click*
>fourth in coaches votes compromised all year by mcgay spamming 5 votes for little Nicky>YUH SYSTEMBABBY>MUH FORTH BEST MID IN THE BEST TEAMholy seethe, this could only be piesperg.
>>157486031i hate this gay earth so fukken much
sounds like young Will has some frustrations to take out. may i suggest a few bongs, a bottle of overproof rum, a black in-call stripper and an air-tight NDA ?
uh oh banepoof melty
>>157486052reckon the third flag and norm will mellow him out ay
someone, anyone, post something about the swans, indians, victorians or tradies, quick!
>>157486063once the dm get a hand on all those racially targeted ig posts, do you think he'll be lining up to play next saturday?
>>157486078please stop wanking in alf mate, it's weird
>>157486089what does that mean? will ashcroft is in trouble. why are you defending him? noones wanking.
>>157486099i am i'm just not posting about itthinking about the pajeeta milf at the shops if you're curious
>>157486108crisp piesperg
why are banexirs so fragile?
>>157486117i don't want to talk about it doc
why is baneseether such a weird creepo?
>>157486117too long at the top; brittle b̶a̶n̶e̶....bone syndrome. its their vfl side, no backline etc
>>157486127success (me) breeds jealousy (baneseether)
you breed baneseether? that's kinda hot
>>157486148what position do you play fella? whats this success you've achieved?
imagine just how worked up he'd get if banepoof wasn't plapping his cheeks nightly. thank you for your service.
>>157486031>After the Daily Mail published exclusive photos of Waters in distress, one of the strippers linked to the hotel incident decided to speak out. >She offered her genuine concern for Waters, who has faced brutal public backlash amid the intense scrutiny surrounding the scandal, and for the other WAGs.>'I feel for her,' she said.>'This would be horrible for her and I feel for every woman involved, especially us [the dancers].'>She added that seeing the endless headlines about the hotel controversy 'would be heartbreaking', adding simply: 'The poor girl.'
>>157486164centre half tizzyworker and roughly four years of getting you to melt down something furious over mild banter
>>157486031>>157486168>try to blackmail footy player>somehow expect the press to not go postal>have the nerve to publically feel bad for a WAG in distress
seen in Redfern earlier today,
>>157486195oy vey oy gevalt
>>1574861814 years, I've only followed this sport since jan when I arrived here from chch. you think youre that much of a psyops type eh? you havent achieved much it seems.
>>157486195powerful
>>157486209boys or st bedes?
>>157486195https://www.cityofsydney.nsw.gov.au/report-issue/report-illegal-graffiti
>>157486216one tree hill so get fucked
the incel pedo richo
the genius pedo monster peter daicos
>>157486195This is illegal antisemitism under Australia's new antisemitism laws.
>>157486257Redfern isn't bound by Australia's laws, chud. Soveriegnty never ceded. Free Palestine, and Fuck the Jews
>>157486272Crisp
>>157486257I'd love to see a bunch of little hats and sidelocks-types with buckets of soapy water and ladders etc try to clean off a mural in Redfern, I'd love to see them try that.
>>157486249gay!
>>157486287t. too scared to ever come to the hill coz too many islander lads so moves to aussie and pretends to be a big cu nt on line.
>>157486297I played first xv rugby champ, i put fat polys on their ass every weekend
weird knowing there's at least 1 other kiwi in afl
>>157486306wellington + bedes faggots only ever played against other pakeha and mebbe a token adopted tongan. u came nth and shat urself
Would it be controversial if an AFLW team requested no male staff for the mad monday piss up?
>banepoof is nrlsperg and turdovolumes
>>157486333updating your venn diagram now m8?
>>157486333I'm high scoring grand final appreciator chad
>>157486326played in auckland champ, polynesian heartland
>>157486349I know CUNT I'm from 1Tree. I saw you and your type "play"
>>157486364you dont know anything about me champ apart from what ive just told you champ
this christchurch rugby poof is giving me the absolute shits. tarquin faggot. locked his doors every time his rents drove him north. u still owe tax lil rich bch.
fuck off you kiwi deadshits, fucking joke country
>>157486327the australian cricket captain cheated on her new wife with a young teammate and got a free pass. they can get away with anything.
>north of chchoh no, all the vineyards in blenheim are supa scary!
>>157486031Was this the time Derm was in Bali and narrowly avoided getting fucking blown up?Unreal levels of >woman moment if so. They are absolutely schizophrenic.
>>157486429north of chch = Auckland and Islanders you nuffy
Do retards seriously believe "Ollie" Dempsey had a better season than Ed Richards?
>>157486031Le muppet faceImagine signing up for that lol
>>157486488sped richards did nothing all season, just like the rest of the bullflogs
wogball must perish
g'day ladswtf is this thread thought i was in the wrong place for a second
open first viii chad here casually clobbering manlet fat islander grugbymongs while drowning in gash
happy 4 u m8
>baneseether is a kiwi cazfresh bandwagoner thbitis
using my dumb aussie maths skills, I count 3 peewees itt. tryna work out if this is fucken troubling. its weird no doubt
>>157486602*meant banepoof
boring personality baiting chat ladstake it to cric with your like minded friend simulator enthusiasts
Fried as bros. Can't do shit now but wait until bed time.
>>157486488holy brainlet take
>>157486602which is the seether and which isn the sook? which one is the creepo?>>157486127>>157486148the kiwi might be fresh but he cant be bandwagoning. Biz idea: all are figments of your rum-soaked brain
>>157486613aw nu, he's beached brus
>>157486607/alf/ is 90%friendsim, always has been
>no Carlton players made the AA teamAlmost like they're meme shitters LOL
>>157486617holy fuck now you're getting mad that someone's not using your preferred pronouns, cooked cunt.
>>157486605there be at least 3 because im 2 of them
>>157486641you can't be two of them when I'm two of them
>>157486654MUST CLICK CONTENT
>>157486654>Are you gambling yet?
>>157486654>not the swansthis *claps* is *claps* not *claps* okay
score one for the good guys
>Sam Switkowski is set to retire at the end of the seasonDamn wtf
>>157486700Needs to be ripped off.
>>157486704no saar is very fair price
>>157486704good luck with that mate, its screwed down
>>157486712Put a flathead screwdriver behind it and pry it off
>>157486713and break my screwdriver? rightio
testing my network
Reema, Jagjeet, Suhani, and Kirti were drowned,When Poseidon’s raw fury came thrashing around.He slammed down his spear,Roared a curse loud and clear,And crushed them like chum on the storm-battered ground!
>>157486719crisp hird looking for a coaching job
>>157486704but enough about their foreskins>>157486730crisp bice looking for a poetry job
Marshall, Butters and Greene all Geelong bound
>>157486781Is Cal Mewtwo considered a good sports journalist?
>>157485960Hirdy had a whole coaching team ready to go and Merret agreed to stay and this fucking guy just met Merret for the first time today, says everything you need to know really
just took a fat nap, wagies could never
>>157486803crisp spaniard
I haven't needed naps since I got my bleeding arse fixed, was giving me iron deficiency
>>157486789oh no!!
crazy how richmond have been awful since their "happy everyone" flub, really makes you think
>>157486842huh?
>>157486846
>>157486840bane most likely then fred with geelong distant third. everything else is delusion.
>>157486851
>>157486840>Swans beating crows>in SydneyLOL
>>157486851go diwali btw
>>157486893woah those are weird w's
>>157486900good callremind me of the western united logo desu
>>157486910its the Wilson teenis ball w
>>157486923ahhhhh
S P I K E B A L LPIKEBLL
T Y P OYOPA H H HH
>>157486700mad respect to the ocean
>>157486941love this little goofy lookin fella
Really should get out of bed but can't think of a good reason
unprecedented amount of first round picks for a 31 year old btw
>>157486946go to the bathroom
fucking nepo baby private school smug fucks
>>157486949ridiculous and hilarious. (these two teams)strap in. finna be a comedy show again
>>157486952fucking hate xavier cunts
this sydney swans news will surely take attention away from geelong about to cheat the salary cap
>>157486959Povo faggot
>>157486962not even
all private school boys are cowards
>>157486959crisp short poppy
aschroft about to have a michael jordan took that personally moment
>>157486965go to chch and say that faggot, just weak aussie white dogs
fucking that poof cunt reids spot in the AA team belongs to heeney
>>157486970i don't think i will
>>157486968Another Norm coming
>>157486923>teenisbut enough about mickspergs peeney
The humble afternoon coffee
Will "Norm Monster" Ashcroft
Nick "Brownlow Medallist" Daicos
/sp/ is too powerful
we all know you are cutting out 4chan /afl/ in the search query champ
>>157487007Woah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB5xErw7XTEgetting that age where you stare in a mirror and wonder this shit
suicide looms
>>157487007>gemini trawling 4chan for training dataHOLY KEK
>>157486984It's way past the cut off
>>157487028but enough about shoving preflop in the big blind iykwim haha
>>157487028I consider the evening until 7, then it’s night
>>157487023crisp isaac heeney
>>157487033When do you sleep and wake up?
was about to get a party girl but had wank instead
>>157487052Crisp Errol Gulden
I am an utter disgrace. I have wasted my life and I seem to refuse to try and improve it.
>>157487052gw lad, better to play it safe rather than playing stripper gacha>>157487055your commentating isn't that bad kelli, just start improving
Tess felt betrayed by Jules.You'd think it would be the other way around....
>>15748705110-6
>>157487055crisp ben mckay
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UXO9uR0eMCE
>>157487064no honour between hoes
>>157487064why do perfectly hot 7/10s bog themselves so badly?
>>157487078my mates misso was a 9 now looks so boggedsuch a shame
>>157487055crisp me
nick daicos the incredible
>>157487078not being constantly pregnant from the age of about 17 drives them insane
>>157487085y-you are... LE HANDMAID'S TALE CHUDCEL!
>>157487078Attention, same as it ever was
you are enough and you are loved
No footy tonight
sarah jones is ageing beautifully. she may have had work done but it is so subtle you couldn't tell. she is the gold standard for MILFs. mark howard's wife is a belter too, she looks like a filthy slut who swings.
Mark Coward
>>157487103i was thinking last night how sarah jones is looking younger and kath is looking olderlike two ships passing in the night
None of you liked my Cal Mewtwo joke
>only one more thursday night game for the year
>>157487103those are botox cheeks la
>>157487064FUCK LACHIE NEALE AND THESE TWO IRRELEVANT FAT SLUTS WHOSE CLAIM TO FAME IS THEY FUCKED LACHIE NEALE FUCK THE MEDIA AND SCUMBAG JOURNALISTS FOR THINKING ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE CUNTS.NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE PLASTIC INJECTED FAKE MATERIALISTIC FAT SLUTS YES I AM MADFUCK THESE CUNTS AND FUCK WHICHEVER JOURNALIST OR EDITOR DECIDED ITS AN IMPORTANT STORY FOR THE PUBLIC TO KNOW. THESE JOURNALIST PARASITES SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR BEING WORTHLESS FUCKING CUNTS
>>157487114Women, mate. Gossipy, nosey women.
>>157487114>had all year to talk about it>decide to bring it up on the eve of finals fuck sake this is like the clarko abo abuse accusers all over again
>>157487116AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
>>157487117scheming vindictive fat slut
I feel a bit bad for Nick Daicos that he's actually going to have another good midfielder in the team for the next few years so he won't have a monopoly on the votes for all the awards anymore.
couldn’t give a poofter’s arse about some dead boomer yank
>>157487111yeah i know, but she hasn't fucked herself up is the point
>>157487107no but cal twomay
>>157487127even funnier he will be expecting prime brisbane lachie neale to do all the dirty work and win the contested footy not realising he his getting retirement coast and keep the body intact to recoup the millions paid to jules
>>157487131>she hasn't fucked herself upyet.
women that fight ageing with cosmetic surgery and money are not good role models and should be bullied relentlessly
do you think the sydney boys are sorry it happened or sorry they got caught or sorry they didnt pay for the extra slap
I only get matched with transgender folks on tindr and bumble... grim
>muh brother died wahhhhh
my wife <3
>>157487137i think they're sorry they didn't spend a bit more cash to get a premium whore not some trashbag career sledgehammer
>>157487087weird how they always self-insert as the young fertile ones with the job of getting plapped by chad and never the drab grey ones shunned from society
the best way for heeney to fix this mess is to start dating ellie naughty. plain and simple.
>>157487142now this is a woman worthy of praise and acknowledgement.
>dolly parton contestant on hard quiz should we tell her
>>157486616Doesn't say much coming from a low IQ Geelong customer like you.Ed Richards is a far better player than Dempsey. It isn't even close.
fuck up ftasperg
emailsend is hard job
eagles 27 spoon
go foxtel btw
>Lawyers for the strippers aren’t just lining up the players and the club. They’re now going after the booking agency too, claiming “unsafe environment.”>The same women who showed up after 4am, accepted extra cash for extras, and had a camera rolling.>The source says the ketamine was theirs.>The coke was ordered and delivered through the strippers.>Two bags of drugs were found sitting in the room. Nobody’s claiming them.
The whores being drug dealers will be inadmissible in court
>>157487175ill take em
theres a lot of evidence of reincarnation
Is anyone here a pro afl footballer or where they ever in the running to be one?
ben jacobs you in mate?
>>157487156what's the benefit of going on hard quiz? you expose yourself as a fucken nerd, you get humiliated when some other nerd snipes one of your questions, you get embarrassed when you miss any of the final round questions that prove you don't know much about your so called "expert topic" and if you manage to win you get a dumb fucken mug, not even any money
>>157487189you could go on and your special topic could be seething about other peoples lives
shut up cuntno one wanted to talk about your gay tv show the first time
>>157487193nah tom's already taken the host gig champ
>>157487196get cunted you fuckwit dickhead
>>157487197i kneel
>>157487175the crim lawyers the slags hired are going after the crim agency that books hookers and supplies drugs who employs themyeah right
>Butters went home with Smith after the All Australian>Was meant to have a face-to-face meeting with the Bulldogs today>Instead it was changed to a zoom call>He zoomed in from Smith's placeCan't beat the cock.
add hard quiz to the list
>>157487184Not really because I only heard about this sport like two years ago. But it doesnt look hard to me to become professional. So I think if I had been an aussie I would be an afl pro 100%
>>157487202>port match the offer>geelong cant satisfy a trade>bulldogs burnt>ends up at richmondKWAB
Carlton is a destination club
>>157487206>Nominates for the draft>Favourite player: Shawn Kemp (1999), Jamarra Ugle-Hagan, Bobby Hill, Tyson StengleDo YOU use an early pick on him?
>>157487171FUCK the tribunalFUCK the mroFUCK the afl
>>157487216no but bombers may
>>157487218And most importantly of allFUCK you
I figured out how to save afl
in awe of nick daicos
>>157486031You poor sausage-lipped, attention-whoring cunt.
>>157487232how
>>157487171Bald bitch
>>157487238Actually its a bad idea, forget I said anything
>>157487242okay all good mate
>ford ranger is branded as a truckholy fuck tradies are gay
>>157487244Legally branded as a truck in order to circumvent car emissions and efficiency regulations
>>157487202baz got dat riz ong cuz
>>157487244rightly so. the only cars that had the right to be called utes were the falcodores
>>157487254fuckingTHISHIS
I like that song on the car ad, deeper water or whatever it’s called
simply do not care about gay baby normalfaggots and their gay baby normalfaggot problems
>>157487274Nice smuggie , saved
>>157487274>the double-digit IQ stare
legends game tmrw night lads
>>157487285Crazy how awfully this has been advertised (not at all)
>>157487000Daicos being fleeced out of this year's brownlow would redeem the 2026 season
kingy sounds sick
>>157487290hughsey ending up in hospital brung it bad publicity
>>157487238Each quarter begins with a fight to the death between 2 random players. Whoever wins is awarded 6 points for his team.
>brung
past tense of brunged
>>157487274>it is not enough for me to succeed others must fail
hughesy was on meth last years game
>>157487274Looking good mate
lads gaj is playing tomorrow
reminder that cinse the prefinal bye week it is advantageous to lose your qualifying final. teams who win week 1, get another week off end up playing once in a month and are cold and rusty come prelim time.
>>157487312the little genius
>>157487314adelaide took this too far last year
>>157487314>we win by losing!getting the copes in early kek
jerry seinfeld is literally me
>>157487323weird to call two in a row premiers copers champ
are gwm tanks a meme or legit
>Tess Crosley has sensationally hit back at former friend Jules Neale following her high-profile affair with Brisbane Lions star Lachie Neale>Crosley has recorded an interview for a separate podcast that will be released on Thursday afternoon, where she incredibly goes after ex-pal Jules for betraying her.Tess goes bang!
>157487328(((oh)))
next year it will be 7 years since covid started
>>157487339remember when they said you would need 2 boosters a year to get rid of it
>>157487344weird how even the most strident vaxcattle don't get boosters anymore
>>157486952What an ugly creepy looking fuck on the left. I'd off myself if I were that ugly. Fucking ugly cunt.
...
JusT done a big poo cunt tell you what right
>>157487332>incredibly goes after
mental how good toyota are at marketing
>>157487202You are mentally ill, catsperg
>>157487353Even the turtles know
>>157487312the real Genius Monster
>>157487353
le unbreakable hilux
>>157487338problem nazi?
>>157487312I’d forgotten that was on. Didn’t mention it once on 360 or First Crack either.
>>157487368meant for>>157487339
>>157487368fox hates ch7
I eat pizza with a knife and fork
>>157487379I eat pizza in a big bed with my wife
gonna be mental when this bird flu hits se asiahow can imake money off this
>>157487358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYuCk37DSYE
>>157487140I don't use those but surely you can set it so you're not interested in trannies or whatever?
>>157487142>this woman is 11 years older than KathI like Kath but that doesn't bode well for her. They legit look a few years apart.
>>157487399That woman is more makeup than flesh.
>>157487394you can tell she has things covering her nipples, the coward
>>157487379
>>157487396Haha yeah.
>>157487403Yeah, and Kath's wearing nothing, am I right?
Every single post by the thai sex pest is equally worthless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC-gAD-0-OY
>>157487414hes pretty harmless but wish he showed a bit more grit
>>157487202it's all falling into place
>>157487420He feels the same way about the child prostitutes he strangles to death.
>>157487424Marshall is going to the dogs when they lose English to GWS. They can pay the St. Kilda toll.
>>157487274>tradie apprentice stare
>>157487428*meant st kilda is going to the dogs when they lose marshall
>>157487428>Dogs are kicking out EnglishThey that desperate for cash for Butters?
What's the minecraft server ip?
>>157487424fukken kek
>>157487426No, he's only there to "eat healthy and go to the gym", he said so himself
Just thought the thai sex pest was a mick by micksperg with his vpn. Suddenly theirs an iggs supporter spending months in thailand just after that tradie iggs supporter gets done for chopping up some underage thai hooker.
he’s not me retard
shitposting fight>finals footy shitposting or>trade season shitposting who wins
top 5 aussie birds?
>>157487451for my catters it's both
the thaisperg is the only winner in this general. he escaped this godless forsaken hellhole land. literally anywhere is better than here.
what happened to dollcunt
im going to write a strongly worded email to the AFL that they arent doing enough to show support for the lgbtq and trans communities and its time for a trans round.
>>157487452sarah jonesangela whitemyf warhurst in her 20syoung kyliethe redhead big titty norf gf
>>157487453a feel i may never obtain
>>157487452angela whiteella alexandraalanna powstephanie keenanstefania ferrariospecial mention: annie knight
bulk bill these balls
>>1574874521. Laughing Kookaburra2. Wedge-Tailed Eagle3. Rainbow Lorikeet4. Little Penguin5. Australian MagpieThis was tougher than I thought. There's a lot of birds I like that couldn't make the list.
ever track down those vids of elletwerk getting anal fucked by bbc mate?
dainity wilder for me
ella alexandra has probably shagged harley reid
>>157487470it's a fairy penguin you colossal faggot
>>157487471>bbcfuck off, retard
>>157487470No room for willy wag tale?
>>157487481I'll wag a willy in your tail if you aren't cateful mate
>>157487470>little penguin >>157487478kek wtf
walked past elle alexandra in gold coast last new yearsit was pretty kino, she was hotter in person
Low socioeconomic girlfriend 2027
You shouldn't feed willy wag tails they get aggressive.
>>157487481Made the squad but not the team.
>>157487440He's a stiff breeze away from being medically retired. They're hoping to find a club as retarded as the Iggs when they got Starcevich.
kookaburras are weird cunts. butcher birds and carrawongs are better. also cockatoos are funny.
>>157487497*makes angry post on instagram about it*
if you went to a restaurant and ordered half a dozen oysters, how much would you be willing to pay?
On the energy drink ad with Wizard kicking with the wind how do they turn the "=" shirt into an 'H' in less than 30 seconds with no materials?
If Geelong really do land Butters, Greene and Marshall and still don't get a premiership next year, is Chris Scott just a shit coach?
how come titus oreilly doesnt wear his hat anymore
>>157487502You forgot to change your name to Willy Wag Tail before posting that.
>>157487452for me it's (not in order)lyrebirdking parrotwattlebirdblack cockatoocockatiel>>157487470good list
>>157487459>myf warhurst in her 20sPleb.
He’s right you know
>>157487506But I didn’t go to a restaurant
>>157487523yeah she's hotter there, really any age before she went on ozempic is fine
myfo looks so much better now as a skinny drugged out wine aunt. hnnnnnng would fuck her asshole and stir up her halal snack pack she picked up in paddington earlier that day for $27.
>>157487525i dont know what any of this means
>>157487531Dangerously based
If you like anal, do yourself a favor and get yourself a meth addict gf. They literally never shit. Unless you are of g*rmanic descent and are into that kind of stuff.
>>157487513he won two premierships with far less champit would still be hard to be beat bane and fred even with those guys desu
>>157487452isabella ardleyfour others who cares
there's more to life than sex
>>157487492I saw aimeejaihall in Sydney earlier this year and she was probably the hottest girl I've seen IRL
>>157487538What if I like anal? If you catch my drift.
>>157487506Between $20 - $30 though I know some oyster bars are charging $6+ per oyster now. I'd have to really be in the mood for oysters to be paying upwards of $40 for six oysters.
>>157487274"He he. How you going Fred? He he he"
I saw the escort I lost my virginity to a few years later at a japanese restaurant I was eating at with my missus and mum.
>>157487544then you play for collingwood
>>157487539Geelong are salary cap cheats Any coach could win a flag there
>>157487553Did she say "hello"?
>>157487549ok so this place is about right then.
>>157487561I have no idea what place you're referring to but probably.
>>157487553The one I lost my virginity to got fired from the agency for physically assaulting another client a month later.I always wanted to see her again because I had caught feelings even tho she was drunk and 40.
>>157487560Reckon she's taken too many dicks to remember. And that's just my mum.
>>157487560No she said “herro”
just remembered about that bloke here who thought that his prozzie fell in love with him
>>157487569>my knickers are still in bruce's jacket pocket
>>157487563well obviously i am not going to be telling which restaurant i am going to
>>157487569Another innocent man’s life destroyed by a lying woman
my dad used to play for collingwood
>>157487576 i used to say panties but as i have gotten older i have warmed to the idea of knickers. it just feels right.
>>157487569brittney piggins
>>157487538Toilets in Germany allow you to inspect your shit on a flat surface before you flush. Its healthy.
Love you blokes more than life itself
>>157487593toilets in melbourne allow you to be raped at machete point by a doctor/engineer. its our strength.
>>157487577paranoid clown.
starting to really like tiny tits
>>157487621eat a dick
>>157487609Chicken Parmigrima
>>157487623based hebesexual
>>157487614kek
>>157487626she doesn't look of age
not fussy but i don’t like overly large
>>157487623small tits with big bum and a skinny waist for me
more like patrick "semon queen" cripps and nick 'penis monster" daicos amirite
where THE FUCK are all the young ukrainian refugee women?!?!?!?!
>>157487614The north face is the uniform of the poor and brown.
>>157487644speaking of methhead anal sluts
>>157487637based pedosexual
>>157487644the fact is there weren't many to begin with. if you really really want one though, try phuket
>>157487648imagine anally satisfying emma in the members toilets at rosehill racetrack
god you're insane cunt like proper psychotic
Captain Nick Daicos to you
>>157487652meant the ukrainian women
>>157487650why would there be young ukrainian women in phuket? from what i know most of them ended up in dubai (iykwim haha).
>sucked in to playing wow again>complete drain of time trying to keep up>can't stop myselfLimp
>>157487656aww cmon emma freedman has turned out to be a little qt 3.14 since she got on the gear and trimmed down. i like her muscular arms.
>>157487658there're thousands of draft dodger soviets men and women in SEAmonkey holiday islands
>>157487662can confirm
>>157487665i remember there were drawings like this on wikipaedia sex articles
>tfw too smart to get a gf>tfw too smart to get a job>tfw too smart to go outside>tfw too smart to be happy
>>157487669Crisp retard
>>157487662when you say draft doger, are you being disparaging or do you seriously consider it a noble cause to die for israel or are you just using the term draft dodger colloquially?
>>157487665this is gay as fuck
>>157487667based 12 year old chronic wanker with a child locked computer
>>157487669>tfw smart enough to waste 15 years shitposting on /nrl/
>>157487673latter
>a female doing something to a male is gay
>>157487682gotcha
Still reckon we should scrap private equity super and just have a public social pension scheme
anyone have pain in their shoulder after doing incline shoulder press? it hurts when i do a lateral raise.can be bothered seeing a physio
>>157487698mate tgey need to scrap the welfare state entirely its untenable
>>157487699that's good because you should see a physio
>>157487699When lifting weights injury and pain are inevitableYou'll just have to work through it I'm afraid
>>157487685hope she has tiny tits
dolly parton was annoying and her music was shit
>>157487714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrfM711vXI
>>157487666Viet fobs I’ve found hotter (but some Thai gaming girls get my dick twitching) though never confirmed in person in SEAThots?/afl/ Australian Football League
Don’t really have a particular interest in Asian women but don’t mind some Viets
>>157487714I actually like Jolene, dont care for the rest of her music
>>157487724>tfw no australianised asian viet gf
>>157487734crisp bulldogs fan
>>157487733Elle est Russe, en fait
>>157487721viets are the hottest and it's not even close really.>>157487699yeah it's easy to snap your shoulders. maybe try light cable laterals in the 20-30 rep range. though if they're already inflamed you might want to give them a few weeks rest. start over super light.
>>157487734Spoiler: nattyised gooks are amoral whores. Standard
>>157487761>nattyised gooks are amoral whoresI am aware, before my current (white) gf my previous 3 were australianised asian sluts unfortunately I want to have white kids though
it's not the west that turns them into whores lads
If i was a girl i would be the shy girl thats secretly a giga slut
>>157487773>>157487790i lost my number can i have yours iykwim haha>>157487786no but steven ammonium nitrate
>>157487767We can rebuild the white race one hapa at a time.
>>157487734>tfw no cho chang gfyes the telly is on and tuned to go how did you know
>>157487772It’s smartphones and cheap internet.
something strange is going on5 of my ex gfs have messaged over the past month. never happened before
>>157487772i.e. the westAnyways I have some Gemini training to do
unsubscribed from all the american youtube channels i had been following, simply beyond sick to death of hearing that horrible whiny nasally droning accent
>>157487795haha
>>157487817crisp sydney five member
I have serious footy fatigue
>>157487858It’s almost over. Then what?
>>157487860I'm free>until novemberthen I'm free until february
>>157487860summer of cricketpeewees in aus going to be a great series
For me, it will be the A-League, EPL, and Ligue 1
>>157487883>Ligue 1wogbot, more like frogbot
Big clean out.
Just masturbated myself until I ejaculated, felt so good
>Garn be away over the weekend>Order something late today on eBay since the estimated delivery is next week>They shipped it right now
Started using face moisturiser/cleanser today
tipblob
>>157487950Probably just created the label and won't send it for a month.
>>157487941>only two delistings so far, three re-signed>two injury prone, speculative, low skilled small forwards and tom colemancouldn't be my iggs
>>157487973I made the mistake of picking the best house on the worst street and it was a total fucking disaster.
>>157487973dunno, my wife had money and i didn't>>157487979please elaborate
>>157487980Are these services offered by strippers?
>>157487984Bioshock reference?
evening josh
Why so many gayboys in /afl/?>>157487989>please elaborateNever go more than 2 classes below you AT MOST no matter how hot they are. Could be OKAY if you are upper and go middle, but anything below that like I did and you are entertaining a circus of fuckups and gimme gimmes. Dishonestly abound
>>157488001>shomebody shtop me
Crisp Joshy
>>157488014>tfw no real cartoon powers>my feet hurt
You'll never truly know if you're gay or not unless you try it
Reckon it's high time for bed.
>>157488021>he doesn’t know
>>157488021What about the based cenno bludgers
>>157488021my parents are worth about 35-40mil
income bracket =/= class
post wank piss burn hitting diff tonight
>>157488021Dero/drug addict/die at any minute>unemployed>minimum wage>battler aldi shopper>lower middle>middle>middle upper>upper>elite>laugh at everyone
>>157488039Crisp me. Didn't think anyone else copped that.
My brother’s a battler but too proud to shop at Aldi
>>157488050Sometimes I feel it in my bum too in a weird way
>>157488039>>157488050what causes it (apart from wanking obvs)? death grip?
>>157488045big facts
I only buy organic
>>157488061herpes
>>157488060Just check out their family and peers for a roundabout judgement. It’s not an exact science and yes we have more momentum up and down.
>>157488060slav fraud. is not, never was, will never be a wog
>>157488061I think it’s over use of the kegel muscle making you think you needa piss when you don’t really
>>157488078both are simply not true
>>157488077Hate my mates with small bladders. It’s so fucking gay and annoying having them around. I’m short but can hold 1L easy. These poofs are off to the toilet after every beer.
lets talk about female butt sounds and smells
>>157488086fuckin oathmate pisses like 4 times during a round of golf
someone post some facking porn
>>157488086One time my mate pissed into a water bottle at a festival so he didn’t lose his spot, filled it up real quick so had to piss for another 30 seconds in the middle of the moshpit kek, fuck that cunt must have had a big bladder
>>157488097And when I mean 1L that’s pissed out. Obviously you absorb some water over the course of 6 cans.>>157488105Top pussy but why do they have to spoil themselves with bolt ons. Hate that more than my incontinent friends
Got a feeling I know one of you blokes irl from back in high school
>>157488115thats gay as fuck tbqhwy
>>157488115Ok. That made me horny.
>>157488114What’s my name then, do you reckon?
>>157488120Lance
>>157488124Not me
>>157488120I know one blokes first name because he posted an insta link with the share tracking still on it but I dont want to make him fret
>>157488115She looks very good natured all said
>>157488115Would take her to meet mumza.
>>157488120james
>>157488138meant mutti iykwim haha
>>157488142Lucky guess you bitch
finally back from my 3 day global vacation for saying a bad word ladsyou don't cop that kind of treatment anywhere except spee i swear>>157486031>woman chooses to date famous, successful man out of her own free will>here's how she's a victim sick of it
>>157488163proper class that
You don't even know what violence is.
no but steven assault and batteray
>>157488163But grange isn’t carbonated. Seems a waste of $900 when you could get a brown brothers prosecco for $15
Lambrusco is alright sometimes. Portello and Vodka is another good drink.
>>157488233How well does it clean your bum for a reaming?
seen any good kinos lately?watched 1408. it was alright.
champagne poopernova
>>157487641Patrician
Went for a bit of a walk today, lads.
the g really is an eyesore
>pam bondi>bondi massacre
>will ashcroft didnt make the all australian
cheeky midnight bump
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