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good morning!
>>157487596oi wuss allis then innit?
Recker cleared out me chimney he did
13-1?To Baltimore?
sound off in the reppeys
>>157487619Now how could Verlander be a home run hotty? That doesn’t even make a lick a sense.
Baseball in five and one half hours folks, look alive!
reminder, Freeman was literally forced out of Atlanta by his wife who wanted to live in LA. Literally the most soulless move any athlete could make, yet a tale as old as time.
>>157487755ONCE the salary cap & floor get implemented and the playing field is even, the league will be dominated by Los Angeles, Las Vegas and San Diego because players will take pay cuts just to be there, and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
Please give it to me. I need it
>phillies are the hottest team in baseb-ACK
The Big Dumper is back
>>157487807tyfys
>>157487778>players will take a pay cut to pay more in income tax
>>157487849I got some in come for ya
gm
>>157487859Gay mets lad
>>157487807>>phillies are the hottest team in baseb->ACKHoney, the Royals are on a 9 game winning streak
>>157487849you see the game? it was a goodie
R'z been winnin but I stay creepin' the woodwork, naturally
>>157487870no i just saw a video
Angelsbros...It was 5-0...
>>157487849Me personally, I would rather net $9 million/year and live on the beach than net $10 million and live in some shitter rust belt town.
>>157487886My oebeasity earns my disability checks
Eat Your Way To Freedom Dot Com
my obesity runs in the family
>>157487886Miami has beaches and no state income tax
>>157487927I got some in come for ya
Baseball can be neutralized with acid ball. Discuss
>>157487934your mom is filming again?
>>157487927yeah them too, except the women there are slags
RECKER ON THE GRID!
>>157487945latina slags
Sometimes I wish I was a baseball
>>157487993i wish i was a little bit taller
>>157487999I think you're handsome just the way you are
>>157487865>Under .500 teamsNo one cares
>>157487993
>ITS UPhttps://x.com/JeffPassan/status/2092311378241425801>ITS UPhttps://x.com/JeffPassan/status/2092311378241425801>ITS UPhttps://x.com/JeffPassan/status/2092311378241425801
>>157488121arrest ohtani. NOW!
>>157488130I reported him to ICE
>want to watch my marlins>annoyed by the fact that plastics and northerners turn it into Red Sox home gameit’s bad enough I have to watch this team shit it’s pants every damn season.
>>157488144Well done, citizen
>>157488121Jeff finally broke his silence. Better late than never.
>>157487927Swamp country though
>>157488121Our boy Jeff is getting murdered in the comments...
>>157488166the walls are closing in
>>157488166HE SUHLDUSABILLAGUHDS!!!
Passan, The Dodgers; it all comes crumbling down.
passan kites to ohtani's cell
>>157488150Sorry bub. Florida is Fenway South. Always has been.
>>157488166he deleted that post kekthe walls are closing in
>>157488166get him!! KILL HIM!!
>BREAKING: Jeff Passan has been found dead from a self-inflicted fastball to the head
I just unfollowed @JeffPassan on X. I don’t perceive him as a credible, unbiased source of information anymore. I encourage others to do the same.
he was always a stooge for (((them)))
See ya, Jeff. *plop* *plop* *squirttttt*
find him bind him tie him to a pole and break his fingers to splintersdrag him through a hole until he wakes up nakedclawing at the ceiling of his grave!
my son just threw this in the trash.
Gawd I need an in come stream
>Passan was born in Cleveland, Ohio.[3] He is Jewish, and grew up attending Hebrew school.[4]Guardian Moshes… your response?
>>157488247based tribe member
>>157488189I know we don’t have the most dedicated fanbase, anybody can see that. It’s silly, but you can’t imagine the level of annoyance I felt when I saw majority of the crowd jump and scream “let’s go Red Sox!”
>>157488254
>>157488254Who tops?
What you're saying that Passan knew about the cheating in the Dodgers organization and didn't report it because of some big Jewish conspiracy? That ridiculous anon.
>https://x.com/TankShots/status/2092461314668994774Vintage chimpout. 80s beisbol kino
>>157488261do better
>>157488271Ippeipeff is a little twink
>>157488273he might've been paid under the table
Uh oh. Looks like they've run out of money to keep Jeff paid off.
>>157488302buying opportunity
>>157488315/mlb/ should by the dodgers and actually rename them the doggie doos
I'm... Peff Jassan
>>157488302/mlb/ should by the dodgers and move them to Temiscaming, Quebec!
>>157488363If playing counter strike has taught me anything it is to never trust a French Canadian
p-please be nice to peff he acknowledged his mistake
>>157488358Hope you like big black dudes raping you in prison
>>157488386Of course I do--I post on /mlb/!
/Most Love BLACKED/
I look forward to raping all of you
I'll fuck em for ya baws
Why did Peff do it?
Which player has the most satisfying cream pie?
tigs going for a 2 game win streak today
Banana Bonds
what will /mlb/ do when nothing happens because literally nothing ever happens?
>>157488426Diddle my ass as ush
>>157488402Jokes on you. I'm joining the Aryan Brotherhood and getting raped by nazis instead
>>157488426Didn’t he already sell the lakers tho?
This standing desk really aids my assplay
>>157488426Madoff happened
>>157488426By then, the White Sox will have prevented their three-peat, so no one will care.
>>157488445based butt stuff enjoyer
>Poodres can't even beat the Pirats
>>157488426VC jews buying the Lakers hapoened
Dwight's Ox win das eries!!!!
/mlb/ should by the dodgers and move them to Tillamook, Oregon!
/mlb/ should bi the Berds & straighten them out a lil bit!
YOUR TILLAMOOK DODGERS
why would I spend money in support of trannymook
>>157488554Starting TillaMookie Betts and Cheddar Ohtani
Max Munster
Freddie Brieman
>fruh-jee-leemust be italian cheese
Kike Havarti
Will Swiss
I see r/tillamook is out in full force
The ArLA Dodgers
GM /mlb/GM Metsbroslooks like Ewing has been breaking out of his funk a little. this and next season are probably gonna be his biggest learning curves, so gotta take it all in stride. one day soon he's gonna be a .360+ OBP/10+ HR/30+ SB GG CF for us
Andy Pepperjack
>>157487836based Snekbro but what the hell is going on with Ketel and can you make a serious push without himCorbin Carroll is excellent of course
>>157487999I'm 5'10 and same. But one of my good friends is 5'2, so it could always be worse. A lot worse
please... flock my ass
I have literally nothing to hide.
>>157488655based Flocker
Oh no! A camera! Lol
>>157488663AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MI CIVIL RIGHTS ARE BEING INVADED THEY RECORD ME IN PUBLIC NOOOOO BUENOOOOOOOOO
The glowniggers are up early I see
kek cubtrannies
Guys what they hell do you need privacy for? Just be watched all the time. The government doesn't care if they watch you gooning for hours and hours.
My ass has been thoroughly fucked and I'm ready for baseball
Noooo how dare you record my precious hecking POC commiting crimes and then prosecute them this is worse than the mets regular season
>>157488715Don't let anyone see you drive to the game! Wear a hood, glasses
>>157488726I can't see without my glasses anyway
157488724>fesdkek!
The unwarranted self importance to think anyone cares about you much less the government kek
This thread is being recorded. Do you consent to the recording anon?
>>157488737kek the doomprepping neets can't get around this oneif you hate Flock recording you, why are you participating here when everything is archived and it's a known honeypot?stupid fucking idiots LMAO
>fesd
>you do things in public but you don't like being recorded 24/7? What are you brown?
Cops have had Flock shit on their dashboards for like 15 years lol
>>157488769this but unironically
Why do the Rays let me down all the time? What’s their problem
No amount of flock cameras could ever make me want to go to shiti field
>>157488560>>157488554Tuckerjack!
We must protect the rights of our criminal underclass *increases threshold for criminal shoplifting*go doyers
>>157488769why are you posting here in private? you're being recorded. all your digital information is easily accessible by the Statethis is much worse than being seen on a street corner drinking a lemonade in public
Imagine if Flock cameras were made of cheese!
DIY Die Hard 3 Sandwich Board
>>157488780You guys probably would've made a deep run by now if your franchise shortstop didn't fuck up
Gawd I need a deep run
The deep state knows what cheese you are eating
>>157488829Chef Boyardee introduced canned protein pasta exclusively due to my spending habits
weird how anti Flock cucks have no response to why they continue to privately post online which is all being recorded and directly linked to all of their digital data (much more invasive than Flock) while seething over publicly recording cameras that are barely different from your typical traffic light cam
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
UH OH
>>157488789LA needs a good insurance guy..
>he doesn't typewrite his posts and send them via carrier pigeon for an illegal immigrant patsy with no social security to post from a safehouse three counties overngmi summerfags
we get it fag, you just got a job in the mail room at flock. no one cares.
I'm behind 7 proxies. Not glowie is reading this posts
reddit is anti-flock therefore I am pro-flock.
Y'all just gotta be creeps. What are you hiding, really? Now I want to know.
>>157488843this but unironically>>157488852>>157488856I accept your concession
>>157488626>ketelSyphilis brain worms>WC sneks will miss by 1-2 games after going 8-5 on the season with the rockies
>>157488838>this surveillance camera isn't that different that this other surveillance camera
Mariners won that ballgame and that series btw, you might not have noticed because of a boomer facebook argument over license plate readers, but rest assured Mariners won that ballgame and that series.
Another shining fuckwitticism from the world's most brilliant retard
>>157488873stros own ya
>the absolute ICK when "denmark" replies to you with another low IQ attempt at a gotcha that ignores 80% of your argument
kek scuba
>>157488869Vientos & Semien for Ketel, we pay Semien's salary. you in?
Gawd I want some semen celery
>>157488877But my Mariners have the season series over the 'stros.
>>157488880Denmarkfag assraped you in front of of the entire general just yesterday and you tucked tail and fled kek
*eats pepperjack*
>>157488880he really do be like that kek
>>157487849He's not wrong about Vegas tho, they have a huge advange with no income tax and very low property taxes. It's a big reason the Golden Knights have an easier time building playoff rosters.
thank god we got some 'fternoon games
I call it Can'tada
>>157488899>schizo attempting (and failing) to give everybody personalitiesyeah i can see why you're anti flock. but you will be committed against your will regardless
>>157488839I had no idea
Anti-flockers need their hard drives searched. Trump?
>You're way out of your element, "Denmark," and I have real work to do. It was already unwise to get into an online discussion about Flock cameras.>Believe what you want about whatever topic interests you. God bless!
>>157488910The games start at 10am.
>>157488931#based & #blessed morning games
I would just like to put it on the record that I also despise traffic cameras
>there are born losers who unironically track posts and attempt to identify personalitiesimagine being born this way. imagine how your parents would feel about you. thank the lord it ain't me
There's some very nasty people in here, Very nasty.
>>157488893Reasonable but at this point I'd rather get some magic beans
I’m a flocker and a cappie
>>157488947Kek he had you pegged didn't he, and I don't mean up your ass neither.
tim curry died
I've never had a speeding ticket or triggered an amber alert and thus have no reasonable objection to cctv, which has existed with ubiquity for 50+ years.
>>157488950I'd rather get your lazer beam of hot piss on my forehead
We need the based and blessed inspector now more than ever.
>>157488950I'm just fucking around anyway. Nobody would ever go for that. At this point we'll probably have to DFA Vientos. We just have too many platoon bats between him, Young, Wagaman, Morel, and probably even Baty (though Baty has decent infield utility)We have so many jagged pieces. Really gotta streamline things
>>157488953He had a stroke like 15 years ago so most people thought he was already dead.
>>157488961Blessed is He for His is The Kingdom of Heaven.
>>157488953I been havin a stroke all morning about it
>pattern recognition is schizo behavior Neocortex bros did we fly to close to the sun
>>157488953That was the faggot from Rocky Horror Picture Show, right?
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157488953first dolly parton and now tim ;_;
>>157488972Psychogang isn't accepting new members right now but we can put you on the list & circle back in a 6 month period.
>>157488975last year it was hulkster and ozzy around this time we just can't catch a break
>>157488975Celebrity deaths come in threes. Who’ll be the third?
World gone to shit since we lost Bill Paxton
I have never seen RHPS but Muppet Treasure Island was great and reminds me of Hook, which prominently features baseball as part of the moral arc.
>>157488982>Parton was 80>Curry was 80guess who else is 80?
>>157488989I want a moral arc of haot pee
Dear /mlb/:It would make me happy if anons who aren't Mets fans would acknowledge and appreciate Carson Benge for being a great young talent and promising franchise player. I humbly thank you for your consideration. Respectfully,Anon
>>157488998Can we get a no muscle Asian lady dancing to this post?
>>157488955ive never been more turned on in my life than when i got my own amber alert on my phone
>>157488980for me it was Brian
>>157488994Bill Clinton and Dubya are also 80
>>157489005
>>157489015have mercy
>>157488998Additional context: https://sny.tv/articles/mets-carson-benge-brewers-intentional-walk-rookie-year-2026>With the ghost runner on second with one out in a tied game in the 10th, the Brewers elected to intentionally walk Benge. Of course, the outfielder had three hits already in the game, and the Brewers felt it was necessary to walk the rookie in this key situation. As interim manager Andy Green sees it, the move was a sign of respect.>"I wish they pitched to Carson," Green said after the win. "When you’re sitting on the top step of the dugout wishing they’d pitch to your guy, it’s pretty shrewd they don’t pitch to your guy... It’s a little bit of a declaration to the league that this guy is a really good hitter.">Tuesday was Benge's 11th game this season with at least three hits, which is... tied for the ninth-most in the majors this season, per Elias. >while the Reds' Sal Stewart may have an edge in the offensive department and the Cardinals' JJ Wetherholt on defense, Green sees Benge as having the best of both worlds.>In August, Benge is batting .359, the fifth-best in the majors, with a 1.015 OPS.>Since May 1, he is slashing .303/.363/.466 with an .829 OPS. In the majors over that span, he ranks fifth in hits and seventh in average among qualifiers.
fartspie needs to grow up and show some respect
>>157489067It's genetic fuckwad
>>157489016>Bill Clinton and Dubyatwo baseball fans who literally never did anything wrong
>>157489067>t. Fartspie
>>157489061wow that's great let's see how the mets mess it up lol!
>>157489067and nothing of flockspie?!
We need blechspie and brapspie to the thread
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157489077Be nice, buddeh. I wouldn't wish ill on your development of Yesavage, Vladdy, Okamoto, etc.
Bout to crank 1 if any bro wants in
Bout to crank dat soulja boy and superman dat hoe if any bro wants in
>>157489086I prefer the humble fulcrum
>>157489085thank you sir!
>>157489099Mmmm full my crum
*record scratch*Yep, that's me, tongue through a hole in the men's room at a Dodger game.
>>157489112What Tim Curry movie is that?
>faggotposting kicks into overdrive whenever /mlb/ is threatened with genuine baseball discussionCurious.
>>157489119Blacklejuice
>>157489098Only if you kiss me through the phone
>>157489067It's just the way she is
OMAHA PADRES!
>>157489067She's literally just a girl
>>157489126I'm a girl
Faggotposting? I thought we were discussing simple machines.
Gawd I need my crum fulled
>>157489126It's April what's there to talk about
I mean at least 50% of this genny is girls right?
Find pulleyspie
>>157489152When the based Cubs are playing it rises to 100%.
>jokes on them, I was only pretending to be a faggot
>>157489162Shut up and fuck my ass
I need to be pelted with baseballs
>>157489172Egads.........I'll have a wank to this, shortly!
>>157489172>bat and ball games with ant’ny recker gadzooks!
>>157489172Splendid... Oh!... simply, splendid....
All I can say is that as annoying as the /mlb/ shitposters are, it's nowhere near as bad as /heem/ when terrorized by the spammers. Still, I wish you'd all grow up and attempt to genuinely contribute to building a great community. 4chan has excellent potential for productive discourse without fear of censorship but a large percentage of its habitual users insist on smearing feces all over the walls and banging tin drums to drown out the dialogue.
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157489192I alreayd cum tribute for this community
>>157489172shitposties website new fag
>>157489199>>157489192
>>157489199Now dis course is pro ductive
>>157489192there are no games on and the trade deadline already happened. morning/early afternoon posts will get better by mid-september
>>157489195Based.
Why didn't PCA stop it?
>>157489192>but a large percentage of its habitual users insist on smearing feces all over the walls and banging tin drums to drown out the dialogue.Kind of like what you're doing? We almost missed Fartspie's post
>>157489195Signal boosting this gem from the white noise above
>>157489221Why pull your ace after the 7th inning when he’s on a tear? This is like the millionth instance of this happening.
>>157489234>>157489208>>157489198>>157489195Anons, 4chan is an aging website. There's a good probability that some, if not all, of you are 30+ and posting like this. Just ask yourselves why it is that we can't be the best general. There's no good reason if we all try. And banter is much more fun when it's not brainless spamming/flooding.
>>157489243Because he reached an arbitrary total number of pitches, of course.
when is baseball tho
>>157489239Thanks man I almost missed this
>>157489249Oh, well who am I to argue against the professional analytic nerds hired by MLB teams who are afraid of three digit numbers?
>>157489274>274>three digit numbersIDGI
Cleveland **dians move to W6 after overcoming the biggest run deficit since June 2024
>>157489282157489274 isn’t a 3 digit number
This is tho
>>157489253whenever you grab the HDMI cable and press play on last night's replay. You're not sitting through commercial breaks, are you?
NL MVP: PCA (no serious competition)NL CY: Misiorowski (no serious comp)NL ROY: Benge, Stewart or Burns. Wetherholt is in third despite the highest WAR because his bat has been dead and good offense produces the biggest highlights/narratives. McLean is a dark horse that could come out ahead if he has an elite September. NL PG: PCAAL MVP: Alvarez (no serious comp)AL CY: Probably dead heat between Schlittler and Cease. This last month will matter a lot. AL ROY: McGonigle?AL PG: Not sure
>>157488581kek
>>157489322I got a cable you can grab
>>157488873kek philthies
>>157489322I don't even know what you're asking
I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me
>>157489311If my team is eliminated i'm rooting for the 'dians, would be great seeing a bottom 3 payroll team win the whole thing.
>>157489341Fangraphs has forums?
>>157489326>PGwhat
>>157489342bear in mind the W6 came against the Giants, Rockies and Angels
Rockies, mariners, and pirates are the only good guys in MLB
>>157489360Pretty Gay
>>157489192We all moved to X for serious uncensored discourse. 4chan remains as an outlet for autistic shit smearing.
>sneks have 40 comeback wins this season so farMy never say die backs :)
>>157489362>MarinersSeattle is Reddit: the city. At least it's still american
>>157489380>it's still americanThey're ,,cascadian``
>winning 2 august games against the lowly philthoids is like winning the first AL pennant in 50 years to gayriners fanatics
>>157489382Always something to try and be special
I think José Ramirez hits around .300 or .100, depending on whether or not DeLauter is slumping/out of the lineup
Sup niggas
baseball is on
Avin a crank
>>157489417what’s up nigger?
I am lounging
>>157489380Seattle is the last white coded major city left in the entire western hemisphere
So Jeff Passan deleted this post after he got BTFO. What gives? Is he jewish or something?
>>157489439He’s a Jew! A Cleveland Jew!
>>157489435trvke
He's right you know.
Last 10 Games:Royals 9-1Guardians 8-2Red Sox 8-2
>>157489439No he's the most trusted mlb analyst out there
>>157489466the Royals are lowkey the hottest ticket in baseball
>>157489360Platinum Glove (best defensive player in each league)
I'm a royals fan, but I think the angels are better
whats in peff's go bag?
>here's your Division, bro>>157489485I agree, they should keep taking games away from playoff contenders (except the Guardians)>>157489498>angelsnobody blew a lead that big vs cleveland in the last 14 months
>>157489460Uhh thanks, grandad
>>157489460He's always right.
>>157489192the man who saved em el bee
Clemons could be a decent 4th rotation guy in today's game
For me it's the sanjays
>>157489537didn’t he retire like 20 some odd years ago?
>>157489530fact check: true
2 Cleveland players have more have 1 AB since the deadline and 0 homeruns:Travis Bazzana and José Ramirez
Why is WAR not normalized to average at 0? Wouldn’t it be way more valuable to know how a player compares to the average MLB player instead of some random AAAA shitter?
>>157489565wat
>>157489565Only one player in MLB history has lost both of their team’s ABS challenges in the first inning on multiple occasions: Travis Bazzana.
>>157489571War is made up garbage you can just ignore it and move in with your life. Hope this helps
>NL central isn't the comedy centra-ACK
>>157489571because you want to know how much a player adds in value
>>157489583KWABzzana
>>157489460doyerpacos actually thought he would be on their side against a salary cap kek
>>157489588scrubbies lost that game kek!!
>>157489571you sound like more of a wRC+ kind of guy
>>157489591he's an exactly average hitter, not bad for a rookie with good work ethic
>>157489588sneks cubs is a marquee match-up. No shame in either side losing.
>>157489571youre looking for weighted xBacon%+
>>157489596>Thanks for the ring though
>>157489583He lost his a peels??
>>157489597My Diamondbacks cheated so I wouldn't read too much into it
Why is the poortugali replying to me
>mets are dogshit all year>reckerspammers disappear>get hot at the end of the year when it's too late to make the playoffs>reckerspammers try to slip back into the genny
>>157489615Um, no, sweetie. In fact, it was the cubs who cheated. Nice try, chuddie.
>>157489571But then my favorite comfortplayer will have a negative number :(
>>157489624Are you the based and blessed inspector?
>>157489583bananaboy fact check?
>>157489629I'm a diehard Diamondbacks fan who hates the Cubs and even I'm admitting we cheated
>>157489642snopes confirmed true
When I get drunk people call me an alcoholic, but nobody calls me fantastic for drinking a Fanta.
>>157489624are you implying that Recker spammer is gay?
>>157489643If your such a die hard name 10 snakes then
>>157489643Listen, sweetie. I get that you're desperate for your beloved cubbies to be relevant again and you feel the urge to false flag relentlessly hoping that will somehow win the MVP for 'PCGay'. But you can give up the charade. As an MVP voter myself, with a big network of MVP voter friends, not happening.
today we will defeat the browns
>>157489659Randy Jackson
>>157489659Burt Schilling
>>157489659Luis San Obispo
>>157489659Patrick Corbin Carroll
>>157489650Why were you clicking on SEA hmm?
>>157489659Boa Constrictor Reticulated Python Black MambaPuff Adder Corn SnakeCopperhead King CobraBlack Rat Snake Anaconda And of course the Diamondback Rattlesnake
>>157489659EkansArbokSeviperuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>157489675hey don’t be so nosy ehh
>>157489659Recker
>>157489659*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157489681hmmmmmmmmmm
>>157489686and there it is
I love fartspie’s antics
>>157489692He was checking out vladdy
>>157489680Ekans = snakEArbok = kobrASeviper = repiveS???
>>157489660holy based
i have a snake for you..
>>157489703Eevee =eeveE
>>157489698She's a good girl
Jeff Fassero
Cubone = enobuC
pikachu = uhcakip
>>157489698I love dddbrii’s antics
Muk = kuM (and they call it a kids game!)
Somebody brap his weasel
Angelsbros...
Does /mlb/ eat pussy?
And now a word from this thread's sponsor, 811: Call before you dig.
>>157489760Sure do!
>>157489738My kids are not allowed to watch mukbang I don't care what other parents do but I won't have it in my house.
Fellas
we're not gonna get the 2 game win streak me thinks
>>157489760
>>157489760I love science, nintendo, pussy, the sandlot, petco park, and the seattle friggin mariners!
>>157489760does Gavin Williams allow a homerun every start?
OO MASSA
We need P. Ness
>>157489868He's still in AA rehabbing his tommy john
Should I lower my LDL cholesterol with diet and exercise today?
>the dodgers situation is so bad that they could lose the division to the mariners
>>157489890Cupcake got a new twinkie coming out *wheezes* it's a bad motherfucker. When you bite it, cream filling shoot all in your mouth, glitter, fat bitch
>>157489890Yes, you should do that every day anon
>>157489890yes
>>157489879you mean rehabbing his UCL. UCL is the initialism of the ligament, Tommy John is the type of surgery that assuages a ruptured UCL. You can’t rehabilitate the surgery itself.
>Two sons of legendary Lakers owner Dr. Jerry Buss to partake minority ownership of the San Diego Padres.
>>157489920Speak for yourself t. Rehabbing a tommy john
i try to be a humble person but i have to say i really should win a sports pulitzer for my reporting on the doyersi was years ahead
>>157489927ol' bussy will be a great addition along with kwanzaa.
>>157489931Queers in bed *
>>157489771I'm gonna dig without calling
>>157489945*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157489927All the money in the world and they still can't make it to the World Series. Just relocate the team already so San Diego can support winners and not feel guilty about it.
6 7
>>157489588An MVP would have prevented that from happening.
>>157489970
Brapspie is saving the genny
>>157489970SIX SEVENIXSEVEN
Not even Brapspie can save it. I'm moving to X.
>>157490005I’m going back to X where at least there ain’t a dang schizo shitsmear on the walls
Brapspie Against The World
>>157489927San Diego loves the Lakers!
Her name is Fartspie not Brapspie
We need to locate queefspie
fuck Brapspie. never liked her.
>>157490038*sighs* not again....
Gaspie
Tony Brapperino
The Red Sox win again today
414...
>>157489659King CobraRattlesnakeBlack adderBoa constrictorPythonPet store snakesThat's about all I got. I guess I'm more of a casual fan
>>157489890Sounds like a scam to me.
What will you do during the lockout next year?
>>157489890Yes, cheese helps lower LDL
Watch 90s kinos.
>40 year old /jp/neets are poodrepacoshmm
I think taking my nieces to the beach gave me swimmer's ear
>>157490096I'm starting the PIDF (Peff Internet Defense Force) to point out Peff is correct about other teams being able to spend like the Dodgers regardless of other morons misunderstanding of bank fraud.
jeff is an ugly mutt who got roasted on twitter
>>157490136HAVEATYOU VILLAIN!!!!
The other sports gennys actually discuss their sport and here all we have is people like Fartspie stinking the place up
>>157490152Based
>open thread>faveLApacos seething about the vastly superior city of san diego and their vastly superior stadium which you can in fact tailgate at
kek doyerhectors
>>157490163yeah so superior you dont even leave your homes instead I just see you sandypacos seethe day in n out
>>157490163oh boy youre gonna get the hermanos fired up with this post
shut the fuck up poodrepacos
You can't tailgate at dodger stadium? That's third world tier
>>157490218>in n out
kek LA really is just a favela with gridlock traffic, worst of the third and first world combinedwhy did they put their stadium in the middle of nowhere? (they also tore down a big mexican neighborhood for it)
poodrepacos kek
>>157490253on brand for the doyers
>>157490264Flockbros' Favorite
Poodrepacos flailing with tears in they eyes because they got buccbroken
>>157490269yeah but they have uh... the kardashians and.. street tacos
Shakeshack > In-n-out
imagine celebrating like this and not having even one ring to show for it kek
>san diego is closer to mexico than LA>SD has fewer poodrepacos than LA has doyerpacos>is a significantly nicer city too (unrelated to demographics)huh?
>>157489460I mean folks, I’ve read this and analyzed this to the fullest extent of my intellectual capacity. where is the lie?
>>157490105>Yes, cheese helps lower LDLim lowering my A1C
Dodgers should move to Irwindale like the Raiders almost did
>faveLApacos won't have baseball next year to cope with living in the inferiority cityat least they'll save time not commuting for 4 hours to the stadium and back o algo
poodrepacos can't meme kek
>be me>visiting LA for the first time >get stabbed by crackhead>decide I should catch a game a historic Uniqlo Field >get suck in traffic on the way>homeless guy smears dirty water on my windshield and demands money>tell him no >get stabbed >finally make it to the ‘qlo >parking is $95 and I’m five miles away from the stadium still >decide to I need a hearty meal and frosty beverage before my journey >get stabbed by LAPD for illegally tailgatingmfw
tailgating is too gringo coded for dodger stad- i mean uniquo field
>>157490346>>get stabbed by LAPD for illegally tailgating>implying you wouldn't get rodney king'd instead
>>157490345>alphabet flagis this supposed to be some kind of own?
doyerpacos had to fly to chicago to tailgate and it was only 20 minutes slower than driving to 'qlo, kek!
I just watched the Padres owners press conference. They're fucked lol, that lady screams DEI hire.
>>157490373and there it is
>>157490358SD is more american coded than LA because of the military base there (which causes immense seethe in doyerpacos) :)
kek
I just want to get my azz fuck'd for heaven's sake
Is Uniqlo Field a nice stadium?
>socalpacos calling other socalpacos DEIan /mlb/ classic
>>157490392Uniqlo field is not the stadium
>>157490386The ‘qlo! Love that place.
>>157490386kek deeply cuckedthe yankees and red sox would never
range ban California/mlb/ savedsimple as
Yes, the Los Angeles Dodgers sold the naming rights to their playing field to the Japanese clothing brand UNIQLO in a five-year deal worth more than $125 million
>>157490034How come there aren’t too many San Diego Clipper fans or San Diego Chargers fans?
>>157490405they should add state flags but only for CA, TX, FL and NY, otherwise it would dox people
>>157490405Brapspie keeps the brap spree going and we're skipping back to the golden age
why is lil bro so salty today?
>>157490416chargers are the calitimmy team, there's only calipacos here.
still upset about my big mac with no cheese yesterday
>>157490443>eating McDonalds everyou only have yourself to blame
>>157490411that's the naming rights of the field not the stadiumIt's Uniqlo field at Dodgers stadium
>>157490456mcdonalds is an american institution
>>157490361literally every sports sub has some sort of troon flag. I disable it in adblocker, but it fucks up some other parts of the UI.
>>157490463>w-we didn't name the field, technically the pitchers mound isn't soldinsane cope kek
uniqlo field at dodger stadium presented by jardiance
I wish the McCourts would sell their stake in the parking lot to the federal govt and they can rename it to the "ICE Round-Up Parking Facility in partnership with Kalshi"
uniqlo field at dodger stadium presented to you by kalshi
kek forgot the doyers parterned with kalshi, what a humiliation ritual
>>157490456sometimes I get a craving. I probably won't eat it again for another six months or so which makes me more upset that I didn't get the double cheeseburger I ordered.
sneks
>>157490456Should’ve ordered a McChicken
>>157490509what's wrong with kalshi? thinking about doing some courtsiding with it in Detroit this weekend.
ITFCB
>>157490320>Now, Cum Shitter, great guy, tremendous guy, but he shits cum all over the mound - whoever heard of a guy shitting cum all over the mound - and, if you think about it, it's very unfair not only to the other team but to his own relievers. I don't know, you're the professionals, Joe Torre wouldn't have let that happen that I can tell you.Frankly he was so right about this and it cost them last year against the Jays.
>>157490538You do know Reddit goes to baseball games… right?
>>157490552Faster Nynny Faster!!!!!
>sewers choke>choke yourself after being up 5-0kek cubtrannieskek comedy central
>>157490563
>>157490550Nothing. The only people who are against prediction markets are poors who will never amount to anything.
>>15749055225 times!
>>157490571aka the same people against surveillance and driverless vehicles
>>157490570Awwww yeeeeaaaah dat's da stuff
>>157490561Reddit has better season tickets
>>157490578brewcrew using bat cheats??
Call me dickless, but I'm a girl though
>>157490478they often do it in college
>>157490575what the ^@$!?
>>157490596https://www.mlb.com/news/2026-brewers-offense-what-is-working
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157490571>>157490586Let’s keep it farts related gentlegirls
>>157490538nice dox loser. I’m gonna look for you on the cam and post it here.
nuuuuuuuuuu>>157490684>>157490684>>157490684
>>157490651I'm at the game. he's in section 127 a few rows back. I'm gonna go find him and post a pic of him.
>>157487568previous thread >>157485715faggots can't do anything right
