its almost septemberprev: >>157490684
Red Sox
sucksucky
dodgers
>>157493177Suck!
>>157493187NO!
I kinda wish I was a jnrits a sovl familial tradition
The Giants in the history of the franchise going back to 1901 had never lost a game they led by 6 or more runs in the 9th. That changed today.
>surrendering a base hit to poostin riley
C E S E S
I lowkey wish I became a professional baseball player
padres couldn't score 1 run against Stock btw
Sean Burke walked two batters in the top of the first. One was picked off at first, the other was caught stealing second.
what does he even do?
>>157493170LETS GO BLUE JAYS, LETS GO CHAD!
some of y'all argue on here like an Olympic medal is on the line
>>157493218same as ronald - gets injured and swings 2s late on fast balls
damn, nice try Semien
>>157493212yea it looks so comfyaside from the unrelenting media scrutiny and social media shitposting when you fuck up I guess
Mets bros wtf
LET'S GO ORIOLES
>>157493217Damn.
>>157493225I only ever gain knowledge from internet videos and know everything
is he gonna play again or?
it's hot today
nice bunt from Mccarthy
My Os are looking hot right now
freddie :)
that's my first basemanrispgers incoming
>>157493262O HO
freddie :)>>157493257too fucking hot in the sgv, but i'm sure the sfv is worse
>>157493236pls me frog man
Here comes Vladdy again.
dookie butts
he's like>take that matt olson
>>157493273keep us poasted
>>157493256he took live batting practice today according to MLB, but I wouldn't be holding my breath
Vladdy flew our to left field.
>>157493262I wish they'd play like this every time
>>157493256probably in the last 2 or 3 weeks of the season
>>157493269phwoar some rare 'epes there
>le start every AB with 2 balls man
eggman :)
EGGMAN
>A[J]SS
tommy clutchman
EGGED
im getting pretty sick of chinese food
send this bum back to gwinnett
there he goes againthat's our tommy baseball
>>157493269
Unironically, this is the doyers world series
I hate watching these Jays niggas nglThe magic is GONE
>>157493324What the hell happened to your pitchers, they were lethal last season.
As a Dodgers fan, I speak for the whole familia when I say PCA deserves the MVP.
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS"lose>mfwsoto goes back on the ILlose>mfwlolmestolmest
>>157493318ty *smooches*heres a real life frog i just took
>>157493330My entire familia has been saying this nonstop
Bravespacos thought that was gone kek
>>157493324>mest buy the soul of the jays>jays fall off a cliff immediately>mest only get worse (something previously presumed impossible)
sniper got roki!!
>All that dodger blue in Truist ParkHas Georgia been getting alot of mexicans lately?
>saki down
I love watching the Jays, all other teams r gay
20 bags for AJ :)
please vid of roki
you need to post a screencap i dont see it
>>157493309>>157493304>>157493303>>157493302Is he the greatest batter of all time or was he juicing with the chaos emeralds?
store run what slop do you need
Roki should add that to his Strikeout celebration kek
metsies...
Jeff McNeil back with the Mets!
that squirrel is out of control
21 bags for AJ :)
>>157493376he's been shit the past few weeks. about time he started getting going again.
>>157493379Newports and everclear
>>157493376>wearing his full Eggman costume under the baseball uniBased
>>157493385>>157493384kek
>>157493379*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
Somebody help this poor guy
>>157493379peperidge farm
>>157493390I smoked Newports for over 20 years
>>157493379English muffins
>>157493379Pibb zero sugar, some goodles (thrilled cheese), and half a pound of tendies from the hot bar
>>157493395Ready 24/7. That little blue prick is getting a heater to the skull.
>>157493379steel reserve 40 oz
>Burke already at 53 pitches in the 2nd>bullpen dedjfc soxbros
>>157493418how much does it cost for a gram of decent cocaine down there?
singletani
nothing makes me seethe more than my club walking a guy anyone else
>>157493379bubblegum candy squishes
PRETEND THE BALL IS MATT OLSON'S FACE, FREDDIE
>>157493409N
>>157493425At least they're off tomorrow.
>>157493445oh you guys will get yours just wait
Why even pitch to him at this point?
>>157493329They've all been injured each half the year, Yesavage has been on the IL 3 or 4 times, Scherzer is 42, everyone else except Varland sucked for most of the year
>>1574934564 more to 300, they gotta give him a chance!
attabattle aj
>>157493379buy me some geographically protected italian cold cuts, sandwich bread, lurpak butter, castello cheese and 1 tomato
>>157493462He may get there tomorrow at this rate
>>15749337940 oz. OE, and don't take no shit from the shopkeepers
olson won that one, freddie
Hey you cocksucking Americans with your tariffs! Fuck you!
>>157493379some cheese, any cheese, as long as it's not trannnymook
>>157493456what does David Stearns think when he refreshes Pete's BR page?
Who the fuck can stop the Gards?
>>157493468in reality, nig would have been shot. by the woman
A Turangian homer
>>157493379some mid cheeseslop like shillamook would match well with that bologna
>>157493429I have no idea. I've never done cocaine, nor wish to. Every single cokehead I've known about has ended up addicted to much heavier stuff like pasta base, and their lives are pretty much ruined.
>>157493481I'd like to think he feels immense shame and embarrassment but I know that's not happening
holy fuck the redsox blow ass when they can't cheat
Is Ozzie Albies the most likeable player in MLB?
>>157493481>Checks formulasNOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>157493484This. Always be wary of those convenience store Koreans. They're packing
>>157493482S..o....x
>>157493402I don't think they sell those
>mfw the pantry has Stacy's Pita Chips Sea Salt instead of Parmesan Garlic & Herb
>>157493499good for you. I don't think I've ever known anyone that drank steel reserve who never tried cocaine.
>>157493505him or dubon
>>157493482no one. we havent evan hit our stride yet
>>157493505Ohtani
>>157493505freddie
>>157493516Prefect for dipping.
>>157493505That would be Andruw Monasterio
>>157493499I tried coke once or twice, it's pretty fun. it's hilarious how much your lack of shame/confidence spikes when you look back on what you did once you're sober again
>>157493528who's Evan m8?
murphy gidp inc
Step up and gape the mets!
>>157493505Yoshi
>>157493518I was referencing this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweII don't think I've ever seen steel reserve being sold here.
Which baseball stadium has the best hot dog?
Which player looks the most like an animal?
>surrendering a double to sean murphyONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY
>>157493553irrelevant question: eating ultra processed pig's asshole is awful for you
>>157493550it's some foul shit. demon piss for the down and out.
>>157493513With what pitching?
double 'em up somehow
>>157493556jizz chimpsom
>>157493505Jacob DeGrom
doggiedoos kek>it was "the dodgers fixed sasaki!"
rokis face looks to be fattening up a bit
>dodgers therapy session on the mound
Sasaki ded
>Trevor Story has struck out in all three at-bats for the WooSox tonight.part of me feels bad unc is so washed but thats life i guess
>Sasaki leaving the game suddenly at 66 pitchesUhhh what
>>157493505don't see how you could dislike Freddie tb h
get that nip off the mound
>>157493583blister likely
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>157493556neto looks like a rodent
>>157493583given that the trainer was out there it's clearly injury related
>>157493566Guess I can't come round your mother's Then anymore :(
>>157493587are the poodrepacos in the room with you right now
>sosucky replaced in the 4thHot damn
>>157493581he was a coors merchant and everyone saw that coming
>>157493505>>157493520>>157493529>>157493530>>157493532>>157493546>>157493575>>157493584>all these baseball tourists clustering in /mlb/you have no idea how embarrassing it is for you that you think anyone compares to the charisma of Griffey Jr. absolute ignoramuses
>>157493591blisters. he was looking at his hand and blowing on his fingers.
>murakwabi
>>157493553Low key the White Sox.
>>157493604yes
>>157493598you haven't been anywhere near pussy since you hatched 40 years ago
>go to the dodgers to "avoid injuries due to their elite pitcher development system">have your worst year ever in your first year in MLB>have a bad second year>get injured anywaysasaki is a bust
>>157493609I've watched more ball than you. Junior roided and was a Cincinnati kid.
>losing againI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON
>>157493615Why do they slice the onion like that? I prefer diced. Sausage looks good though.
>give up a double to Sean Murphy>immediately leave the game in shame
>>157493170>almost septemberno team will win or loss 100 games this year
>>157493632>ball45 year old clown larping as 18 or actually 18. either way, irrelevant opinion
Uhh...Berds what's happening?
ALVY DID A THING
>>157493631cringe
i will be 100% hate watching the redsox come playoffs
>>157493567I could guess as much from watching that video, but it seems it also makes you produce kino.
>>157493598there's something poetic about your mother's pussy being the first and last one you ever touch
>>157493643the only one that matters to me and that's what counts. great player, sure, but only npcs like you bought into that forced meme.
>white sux
>>157493634They are grilled on a flat top until ordered, so I think they have to slice them thick so they don't burn.
what's more cringe, the stankees allowing facial hair or tattoos?
DOYERS KEK
>Doggiedoos
LMAO
oh ffs
TEO OUTFIELDINGKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>157493609every faggy kid liked him (makes sense you do)
The fuck is this shit
what are the betting odds on eggman cycle?
4-3 btw
doyerdoos KEK
>>157493680cheating
>>157493666Ah makes sense. I think I prefer red onions too, I know white is traditional for hot dogs but if its all beef, I think red works well.
>>157493660doesn't matter if you think it's NPCs or "forced meme" or whatever terminally online buzzword. the fact is, nobody will ever be as popular as the Kid. he changed an entire generation's style with the backwards cap. he was an icon that transcended baseball and showed millions of people the joy and passion of playing baseball. no one can compare to the pure good vibes>>157493679everybody liked him. all your favorite players liked him. stop being a dork who can't live without being contrarian
>having a sub .500 record against teams over .500grim
>>157493680Fuck my boricua ass
>>157493615I always try to get a brat when I see white Sox games they’re so good. I like that they’re the kind you don’t have to correct too.
>>157493680welcome to mettie jetties
>>157493636
>>157493700is it true the Jets are trading for Shadman?
It's honestly crazy how lopsided the Brewers Mets rivalry is.
>>157493680step up and gape the mets
tucker tucked that shit
You really can't have too many pitchers—having even an excess of them is fine. Hahaha.
KING TUCK
based McDermott is a Godly man
why was that scored a hit and not an error on teo?
put in skubal
How is the White Sox pitching all so bad?
>>157493725because he clearly didnt have a play on the ball. oh wait...
>>157493725Because errors are not a very good stat, especially for outfielders
>ywn live in Baltimorebros...
>gifted 2 runs>send smith-shitter back out
>Roki Sasaki left tonight’s game with a blister in his middle finger.
>>157493690you're the one who mass replied and insulted everyone as if anyone asked for or values your opinion. we don't. you can parrot era specific baseball infomercials all you want to your hearts content if that's your truth. you weren't cool back then when you were imitating him and you're just sad now.
>>157493749consider yourself lucky
why did muncy touch his dick like that after that swing and strike?
>>157493749watch The Wire, then come back and say that
>>157493759Spot on.
STRUCK him out
>eggman
bums
noooo tommy
Come on, Lauer
>mass replying and making posts with more that 600 characters in /mlb/ngmi
>>157493770I know what the show's about, but surely it's all fiction, right?
>Mr Brightside starts playing
>cubs lose>phillies won>doyers losing>mets losing>yankees winning>$(ers bodycam footage releasedlined up for a seethe megacombo
>>157493761The future of Baltimore is bright though
Kinley Rasmus bros I don't feel so good
anyone else?
>le pitchcom malfunctionEverybody knows this is bullshit why do they let pitchers constantly get away with it
>>157493810It's based off real police work. Great show. Going to rewatch it soon
>>157493813these new mets uniforms are crazy
um... snekbros?
>>157493813There it is
>>157493828I feel like recently I've seen the umps be a bit more strict about checking if they're actually having an issue or just bullshitting
>>157493828I would quite enjoy it if a position player made a big deal out of pitchcom issues on the mound
>Burning Laur on a bullpen punt. The fuck is Roberts thinking?
1 pitcher per inning, bravo Schneider, you retard
holy fuck muncy just took out his rage with that throw
>>157493845chicano zest wearing off on em
White Sox sisters, first place was fun while it lasted,
How do Yankees fans feel about the amazon primate exclusive games? At least you still have your local guys calling the game but it must be annoying.
>>157493845why are latinx so queercoded
>>157493834I had it recommended to me in another thread already. I think I might watch the first episode after the game.
>>157493845just guys being dudes
>>157493845ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP IN THEM GOODIES
>>157493845we aint gay!
>>157493855me and the boys are doin this before the first Indiana Bears game this season
>>157493852Unleash The Bulls.
>>157493863Snot Boogie
>lame thomas
>>157493684ohtranny probably knows
>>157493845more like PerHOMO kek
>>157493716>>157493722>boos him 90% of the time>jerks him off the other 10
monkey batts kek
holy shit that ump hit
>>157493768the soto shuffle?
>>157493903
I’m starting to like lewd images of women from the front more than the back
>>157493609>Most likable player in all of MLB historyDefinitely Kirby Puckett
>>157493845The look he gives him kek
>>157493909oh come on have respect
>>157493926post 20 examples of both
>>157493926
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157493813
fuck my stupid chungus life
thank you tio tao
who up stroking their shit
>>157493853which one?
>>157493944maybe a change in diet would help?
I thought our bronze age was collapsing but Fartspie injected new life into this genny
Go my based rockies.
This loss shouldn't count for LA, Sasaki is a bust and won't be on the post season team anyway
>astros told joe espada that he isn't getting an extension regardless of season resultimagine the hilarity if they win the WS and he gets fired
doyerhectors already coping
Does anyone actually believe Ohtani didn't gamble
>>157493976rocks got the hot hand
STANKEE DOOS
>>157493926im starting to like tiny tits
>>157493990Jeff Passan
>>157493976theres going to be another earthquake on the pacific belt after this
>>157493995careful, that's gateway
>>157494002Peff!?
>>157493990I do
>>157493990Smart people aka true Americans.
>>157493995How tiny?
>>157493990Just like Michael Jordan, he's inncoent :^)
>>157493985They fired their GM after winning 2022. looney tunes franchise
watch your own game doyerpacos
>shitcago shit sox
>>157494019nobody fired dusty baker, he retired in the sunset as a winnerhigh five creatortoothpick aficionadoworld series champ
very dishonoroabru ohtanisan
Ohtani really has no choice but to pitch, even if he has to push himself. Yeah.
good bunt by freeman
>>157494018>:^)why is astromiguel using a vpn?
>>157494015https://youtu.be/jYuCk37DSYE?si=SuGmA
how does one retire in the sunset
if you want a repry, turn off your vpn
>>157494035I'm not clicking on that
Lets go Tyler "Swastika" Rogers!
MURPHY MASH I APOLOGIZE
kirk's kinda packing a BMC for a dwarf
Holy shit Murph hit a dinger
>surrendering a dinger to sean murphydoyers should DFA that pitcher mid game
DOGGIE DOO DOOS
>giving up a homer run to Sean MurphyShould be an automatic forfeit
>>157494048coward
>>157494035was that you that posted that in /cric/ last night then kek?
>>157494048and there it is
it's over
murphbros..are we back??
>>157494049Where did he get such a cool name
>losing to a team that's been on the IL all seasonkek
My god damn daughter’s been acting up again
>>157494085his dad was hitler rogers
>...yeah its over
dodgers need to stop playing like shit
they're juicing the balls again
>>157494072bloody gangstalkers
>>157494090let me talk to her
los doyerslos giganteslos padreslos serpienteslas rocosas
why do they call the mexican channel fox deported
any good javs were the girl licks an old man's balls from behind
>>157494090Daddy issues?
after this game, the rocks will only need 11 wins to somehow avoid a 100 loss season
>>157494090Probably on her period
What do you tell a Cubs girl with two black eyes?>Nothing, you've already told her twice!
>340 posts>no nuget with the program
why do they call it the stretch
>>157494090Let her talk with this anon. He seems trustworthy.
>>157494111I'm surprised you actually follow AFL if I'm honest
>>157494145only in st louis
>>157494142bump limit is 500 in this board
>>157494150>gawking at gams in heelsngmi
>>157494150PHWOAR
>>157494149>>157494112
>>157494085If you watch him pitch from the side his body makes a Swastika. But he been goofing lately. LETS GO VARLAND!
>>157494153>bump limit>not autosageconfirmed nuier than I thought
Dodgers burning this dude for at least 2+ days
gonna crack a cold one every time Boston loses a playoff game this year
at least we can rely on vlad's defense right...?
>>157494024it's not over yet
>>157494150hmmm not the image I had selectedweird
>>157494167Hopefully Varland can keep it together.
>>157494150I dont really. I watch it on sunday nights because theres a game after the nrl gamesmainly shitpost there and preach the benefits of nrl there
is mauricio dubon elite?
>>157494090give her a good dicking down
KWAB KWABERO KWAB
>>157494181>mainly shitpost theredoing god's work
Need Mune to bust out of his slump right this minute.
>>157494183he's been unnaturally good in clutch situations this year, and really really good at defense (short)
>>157494185she's 12, ameriANO
>>157494183inb4 gidp
>>157494090I fucked her
>>157494204thats legal in most asian and latinx countries
>>157494210>2 outs>gidp
>>157494215and all of africa
>>157494183for a utility man
>>157494222And all of Europe
>>157494163autosage can happen before 500
>>157494213I fucked her first actually
The Cubs won that game.
>>157494224>martin prado wore #14>mauricio dubon wears #14>both excellent super-utility bravesweird
WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY
>muh dick
good lord will this at bat ever end?
>>157494248I say this
>>157494250impressive
>doodoobon
>>157494250why not just bean the batter at that point?
>>157494250>fouled off ball 4 six times
Get your shit straight Bradish
>>157494257swag debuff
>>157494250fouling off 2&5 is impressive
>it was 3-3
acuna is a fucking retard
doubletani
>>157493990me. he was trying to save ippei by paying his debts. he had no idea it was an illegal bookie when he wired the money so they had ippei take the full fall
kek
This Wyatt Langford guy blows.
>>157494275cringe
PULL HIM YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
acuna is a monkey ape
>>157494274tried to aura him back to base kek
the fuck is acuna doing in this game
Acuña kek
dodgers rally
dylan poopoopeepee about to ignite here
>>157494275based
HAHA
>>157494296>>157494281
BELLI SLAP
uh oh snorioles
this is the doyerpaco world series
>>157494285he's just such a lazy black african nigger he didn't care to hustle the ball back in there
>>157494290ahhh yeaaa
>>157494274How late are you?
mookie slappy!!!!
yankees own the trashcans
mookie slap!
Time for Dookie Schitts easy pop out with RISP
>dylan lee blows ityeah
My Gays won
MVP trio
>>157493759it's a question with an objective answer. no opinions or values involved. don't care if you're butthurt. Griffey Jr. is the coolest of all time and your judgment of me means nothing
blow gays kekmonkey batts kek
>>157494321make the stream pop out and fast forward to a 10 second delay. 10 is the limit
will Spencer Jones get traded away?he seems likeable if on another team
>>157494290Homer would be nice now
The AAA Yankers fuck ya!
gaping taking place in the bronx
munchy plz
>>157494312there's a difference between being an 0-4 bum and a fucking retard letting some gook faggot take a free base because of lazy throwing motions
>Seven pitcherOkay bud.
Could we fucking not do this
This barfs pitcher sucks
>>157494349>dylan peepee
30-30 season soon
nu in a fu
This nigger really needs to cut it out with the Gatorade
>it was 7-0 kek snorioles
>>157494341That's a good photo
that funky muncy
>>157494341munchy lunchy!
is anyone gonna hit 200 IP this year?
why did they move dumper up?
>>157494374Sandy likely
JC13!
>>157494341you can tell ohtani is gonna be a fat fuck in retirement
>>157494341He hongry
>>157494365o kek
Ayo this guys name is Diddy!
o hoppe is a bum
>>157494391he's a beast
GRAND SLAM DODGERS
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>diddler fuentes
It's new game. Cmon Os, let's get the bats going again
edman plz
good shit eggman
barfy doos
kek thanks for the free run barves
tucker will do something?
Imagine there’s no country…
haahahaha yes
As a cubs fan I'm so sorry
TOMMY E TOMMY E
cam on pete we need another dinger
my plucky scrappy gritty bootstrap small market local mom and pop dark horse underdoggiedoos never give up
>cucker
How does the AL West get to participate in the playoffs?
>GIDPgers
DIDDLED
>Al-ACK Thomas
dogshit dodgers
Nice rally Doyers lmao
>>157494443A loophole in the rules.
Gunnar has probably cost himself $100 million this year
>>157494423whats with the pearls hanging out of his pocket
Kyle cucker kekAlekuck thomas kek
>bases loaded no outs >one runbasically nobletiger
>>157494452that's the style, bro
>>157494449How could the Mariners be good if they don’t have enough big Dumpers?
>white suxGards in first place by the end of the week.
lots of classic boomerjams in truist tonight
>>157494452i read "pearls" as "penis"
>>157494464NOBLETBSOR
>>157494486dyslexia isnt real
Dear /mlb/:I offer my best wishes to you and your families.Fondly,Anon
>>157494450Nah all the big teams are smart and haven't forgotten his true value, they know this is a down year
ozzie slap
>>157494452Probably a pearl wallet chain
>>157494452why do you think we call him yamahomo?
I can sense a nu
>>157494496no, i'm just fucking retarded
>>157494511That's gay as hell
boot scootin boogie
NEW>>157493181>>157493181>>157493181
>>157494480
>>157494511needs to get his cuffs adjusted
>>157494523earlysomeone &$#@ this guy
>>157494517this tbqh
>>157494530better than a late nu
Can the Yankees do it? CAN THE YANKEES DO IT?
501 for good measure
fuck my ass raw, dammit
>>157494517>>157494528Even as a fan of Yamamoto, I have no comment.....
>yankees score 9 runsTurnabout is fair play
GRAND SLAM
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
Fuck you Houston. You thought you were better than us after last night? Haha, you suck.
good game braves was driving back>HA song kim gets to play>HYE song kim doesn't
