Previous: >>157490684*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
please fuck my ass
>>157494529are you near philly?
My Os need to get their shit straight
O's Bros run this thread
This thread STINKS
BANANA BONDS FIVE STRAIGHT GAMES WITH A HOMER
TRISTAN PETERS
>>157494534yeah i'm down in boystown
>poostin riley chasing a low and outside sweeper to end the inningcould make an hours long mashup of this exact sequence
dodgers
>>157494545
Who the FUCK let Fartspie bake
>>157494561manfred bring back the juiced balls please
>>157494572*pulls the covers over the thread*
>Banana Ball are producing more major leaguers than Taiwan and independent leagues
teo plz
>>157494572at least rapespie didn't bake....*strokes cock while staring at ur ass*
this stretch for Peters is absolutely bananas
>pitching challengeGoddammit why?
>>157494572is Fartspie also Previouspie?
ohtani plz
It's bunting time
>cum_shitler_fart_beary.gif
>not walking Ohtani
>>157494579*cough cough wheeze*
ohtranny
do... do you guys ever wonder if there's more to life than baybaw?...
mookie plz
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157494630Ya drinking and doing drugs
>>15749463090s kinos that's about it
>>157494621>not walking groundoutani
>>157494630I try to keep my head empty
AYE YO!!! DIS NIGGAS NAME IS DIDDY. WAT DA FUCK
>>157494630whacking off too
munchy plz
based Gary and Keith talking baseball cards because this game is a such a shitter
>another walk
Is that the spider-man theme at truist?
>>157494657I've had it on mute basically all game, but nice to see Breene was in the booth and gassing up the Mets. we could use some of that good mojo
>ray kerroh no no no
>ray kerr>not a batter
gg BruCrusorry about May :(
ray kerr? [R]A-[K][E]R]RKER
Rags catcher just made one of the worst throws down to second I've ever seen.
what does this nigga encarnacion-strand do exactly that I couldn't do if I were in his place?
who's pitching tm? McLean? Manaea? we can take the series hopefully
rispgers are back
GARCIA JR GOES YARDYANKIMINICANS ON TOP
:(
>>157494666yea I don't follow basketball at all, but he had some good yarns to tellinteresting guy and has been a fan since '68 so that's neat, he had a nice rapport with G & K
STRUCK him out
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>>157493181They stepped up and gaped the mets!
>>157494658People really gave up on this man.
DIDDLED
FUNKY MUNCY
Brewers seem good
>mets lose>yankees win>phillies win>cubs lose>doyers teetering peak seethe
>mets lose>yankees win>phillies win>cubs lose>doyers teeteringpeak seethe
>>157494714tits too big
>>157494689yea Sean's startingI won't get too hopeful, but if the bats wake up they might have a shot
>asstrosJudge + this offense = win
MIGGY VRO
IT WAS 7-0
A MURPHURIAN SWINGING BUNT SINGLE
Kexas losing big time
>>157494716you've posted this like 3 times lil fella only one seething is you
>>157494714When the offense feels like showing up. Yeah.
Nobody has depth like us
Cheat your way out of that one, pooston.
Dem cubbies are losing steam…
OH NO NO NO NO BIRDFIGHT
>>157494705the "best run org in baseball"
>>157494726lol
BIG DADDY BALDWIN
rake 'em
>>157494753Cats > birds
oh no no no no no no no no no
our dodgers suck
LOUIE DROPS A LOOSEY INTO THE POOSTON BULLPEN
>poocuna poonior
>>157494740which one is your team?
The A's are my comfort team
>>157494685He hasn't been too bad, hell he has 3 hits tonight
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DFA Acuna jr
>Dodgers throwing the game so when they meet the braves in the world series, they have no data.
If a batter got a hit off of me I would feel both physically and intellectually violated.
>>157494787True, but so would I.
>>157494753A Pelican heems the eagle
>in the world seriesyou tried
>>157494755The Dodgers didn't really have a place to put him to suck it up for a year, to be fair. But there were White Sox fans who wanted him cut from the team last year.
>>157494794i would commit harry caray on the mound
>>157494793>same league>world serieshello new friend
send acuna back to gwinnett
BRENTON DOYLE?
>>157494782The only sane canadian.
it takes two!!!
oh dear
yeah doyers win this one, gg
yknow the upside of the 'this is their world series' posts is that it's pretty fun baseball in the world series, and the dodgers to tend to play pretty fun baseball
monkey tap!
>>157494793>two NL teams meeting in the world series
kek kek kek
lel, that's baseball suzyn
I think Ronald needs to join his brother on the White Sox.
our dodgers are okay
was that intentionalbeit?
Ok I guess nobody wants to win this game then
>>157494793it's so obvious what they're doing lolroki put up some scoreless innings and even got himself out of a jam in the 1st, then he got the throw order
+1 xwOBA
Dodgers are the luckiest motherfuckers on the entire goddamn planet
baseball is fucking stupid sometimes kek
You are now remembering White Sox fans bemoaning losing Everson Pereira for Brenton Doyle.
>HOWEVER
Idk how the Braves fumbled that they had runners on 2 and 3 and 0 outs. Fuck
>>157494755so jealous kek
>>157494856Bit like the dodgers fumbling it the other inning really.It really is a sport of who fumbles less.
>>157494856That’s baseball for you. Dodgers had a leadoff triple no outs last night and lost
>>157494838Deal!
>>157494856Ronald Acuna
>acoona
nice pitch that
Acuna has been fucking ass this year.
>>157494856sometimes you bay the baw, sometimes you baw the bay
apecuna
>>157494908ATII
>>157494908that's racist and not needed
>Jonathan CannonIs an 8 run lead safe enough for him?
milkman single
>>157494802he was better last year than edman
>>157494908Monkey Betts.
Fucking idiots swinging at the most obvious cutter every time
>>157494920Moo
STRUCK him outta there
Gunnar Henderson is fucking trash
>>157494921angels ain't it
>doyerpacos switched over to /nfl/ when they were losingkek
Wasted season cuz of horrible roster construction, but finding positives to take away from my Reds rn. Very impressed with Hector Rodriguez, dude can really mash. Also happy to see McClain start to figure it out late in the year, he was so bad most of the season I couldn't make sense of it. Lot of phenomenal pieces, but also a lot of pieces that need to be replaced, w/off-season moves or by just dumping them and bringing up a prospect. Not gonna get into Hunter Greene aside from saying that it's depressing as hell, cuz he's so good. But the good news is pitching is not our problem in the least.
>>157494917Nope
free baseball
>>157494956I'm still here
Tanner Scott is due again
lame thomas flyout inc
Get outta here, what a strike out
>kim for the win
>fucking kimjust forfeit it already walt
>>157495003yeah
wait, I thought haha-song-kim was a dodger?
here comes the walk offscott fucking sucksI don't give a shit if kim is ass, scott will fuck this up
>KimThere is no fucking way this is real life
This nigger to walk it off?
Kim Jong Un at bat
>cannon
did not think kim had 15 homers
>>157495017career?
how come I never see black guys getting their tarps off
>>157495027snla said he has 15, must've been for another player kek
Kim is on everythingIt's gonna happen
>>157495034no north carolina teams
HORY FUCKING SHEEIT I APOROGIZE HA-SEONG KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
DOYERS KEK.
Ha Seong Kino
>Dodgers refuse to play H. Kim even with Tucker out there batting 0.050>lose>Braves play H. Kim>win
>>157495007fuck this gay ass team
>fucking Tanner Scott
Alright I'm convinced. Braves are winning the World Series.
GIVE ME FREEDOMGIVE ME FIREGIVE ME ROCKIES OR I RETIRE
APOLOGIZE
oh no
kek
>>157495014no fucking way... fire Tanner Scott into the sun
KEKAFUCKINGROOOO
YOUR FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE AGAIN, MR SCOTT
This sport is retarded between this and the didgers play.Gg.
And theyre naked
yeah no its over dodgersbros they're not coming back from this
THE REAL HYSEONG KIM HAS SPOKENDAAAAAA BRAAAAVEEES SWEEEEP
>>157495059DO IT
>>157495014>lossing to cursed gook kim
BasedOr ratherBravesed
A WALKOFF BY A HATED KOREAN NO LESSLMFAO
>5-76 ON THE SEASON>DOGGIE DOOS KEK
>Braveswinlol
SHUT THE FUCK UP POODREPACOS
Every team in the NL has the Dodgers number, this ain’t 2024-25
>>157495073This is all because our own HSK is rotting in triple A
>>157495073I wonder what that Japan flag is thinking right nowDoyerkenjis, your response?
>0.078 AVG >Walks it off
I thought you faggots said the Dodgers were good
>getting walked off by Hyseong Kim
And with that the Braves win the season series with the Doyers. Going for a sweep tomorrow with Sale on the mound!
>>157495090his ops there is under .700. he's never going to crack the mlb roster.
Peters a triple away from the cycle
I have to admit, the Braves look like the best team this season. Only way I don't see them winning it, is if they trip up over themselves on some random wildcard team or something.
>>157495039I KNEEL NIGGA
>>157495093they were against the Rockies
kek he has a girls name and he beat you
>>157495093no one thinks this, the dodgers have been hard under-performing since the All Star break. Wake me up when its October
I might need glasses. Is it true that the Dodgers lost because of a walk off hit from someone with a .066 AVG?
Imagine getting walked off by friggin Kim
braves wanted it more. dodgers just aren't a playoff caliber team this year. sad!
>>157495091Koreans own the Japanese
>>157495093did you just come out of a baseball hiatus? Theyve been shite since june
Man the dodgers suck right now. They can only seem to beat mediocre teams or less. Any actual contenders they crumble
I am releasing him from the box
>>157495121Yes
>>157495108the brewers literally just beat them
someone pls help I don't have internet access and I need to know if the Dodgers lost
>>157495107For the second straight night, with a cycle already this season. Sadly he probably won't bat again.
>>157495115The Rockies are an elite team ok? I won't stand for the lack of Rockies respect.
>>157495093I said they were hood
>>157495131I need one
>>157495124Best Korea or Worst Korea?
>>157495091
It's all crumbling down.
>>157495138https://vocaroo.com/15k6G55tAAi2
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
doyerhermanos..
>it's all just a ploy to give them false confidence going into the world series.Right?
>>157495152Atleast you have BTS
Now I know what it's like when Rojas hit the HR
>>157495162OH NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LET'S FUCKING GO
C E SES
they are onto our cheating..and we still can't win.. I am thinking of switching to the padres
>>157495139That's a good thing if he doesn't bat again
>>157495186lol, proud of you for your pick
I owe enCHADnacion-strand an apology
>.066 in 76 at-batsBased based based
>>157495199You also need to apologize to winky
>>157495169
FUCK YEAH O'S
>tloses
That was one of the best regular season games I've ever watched. GG Doyerfags holy shit.
>>157495106After expanded rosters for playoffs he'll probably be the fast black guy they call up to run for Freddie in the 9th
Cmon old man Kitt. Got to hold this lead
>>157495196Yeah don't get me wrong. I hope he doesn't bat again.
kek twinks
>>157495193This is legit one of the biggest scandals of all time and it's just being swept under the rug entirely (just like for Ohtani's gambling)
>>157495237Idc what they do as long as it works
>cannonWHY IS HE STILL IN THERE
>>157495232yeah, gg. pretty evenly matched and everyone seemed into it.
>>157495256It's a 6 run game. He was called up to eat innings.
Anyone catch the fight at white sox game kek
extra slurpings in st louis would be nice
>>157495302>dude comes hopping down like five rows to fightJesus lmao
>>157495207You’re Asian. You’re supposed to like BTS
>murakwabi
>>157495237How much do rosters expand these days? Used to be to 40 but then too many pitching changes annoyed everyone. My old OOTP baseball sims meant I used to know the rules better. Is it 26 expanding to 30 now?
i gave the cubbie bears a chance again and they couldnt score even one singular run???
>>157495344good one kek
>>157495370That’s been said before, newfag
>>157495344delete this
>>157495379Embarrassing, that guy doesn’t spend every minute in this genny
is holliday old enough to be in the bigs?
Alright may as well give Cannon the 3 out save try
>>157495391Fucking casual
nice one O's
What did Weiss knowWhat the fuck
WE WON, /mlb/ WON
Really glad we didn't blow that. Gg berds
>>157495434He knew Kim would be hungry to shit on the Doyers from his time in San Diego
Sox win again lol
based. velo is king
Man I almost completely forgot the Twins existed
APOLOGIZE TO CANNONHE SAVED THE BULLPENPOPE SOX WIN
god damnit berds
we lost
Another Rags lossMariners inching ever closer
>>157495379God dammit, go fuck yourself. I just had a shit day at work, I get home and both of my parents drag me into a fight they're having even though I'm in my late twenties and moved out, my friends bailed on me for drinks, and obviously I don't have a girlfriend, and this is your reply because I had the gall to say "hey man, that was pretty funny, I laughed?" Everyone in this world is so fucking cruel I can't fucking stand it.
If I were on the mound instead of tanner scott I would've probably given up a walk off homer to kim
Can anyone catch the guards in the WC?
>>157495495edwin diaz is that you?
>>157495491fuck his ass, boh
>>157495491This is 4chanDon't take anything said here to heart
>>157495491U gaey lol
>>157495495he's alright after an off day but sketchy in the second game of a b2b
reminder it was a black flyover who started the downfall of faveLApacos
>>157495491sic 'em
>>157495440>Pete has another dinger and 2 more RBIsFUCK DAVID STEARNS
I’ve never gotten a handjob
>>157493181Just farted myself actually
we lostered
>>157495537someone of you were lukewarm about re-signing him at most
>ESPN currently rates the playoff chances for the AL Seattle Mariners (64-70) at 40.0% and the NL Pittsburgh Pirates (65-70) at 00.8%
>>157495555One of the most retarded posts of all time
>>157495568still netted quads (which were stolen from me)
>>157495568kek seethe faggot
>>157494753Falcons are cooler than eagles
>>157495555One of the most based posts of all time
>>157495525I can't tell if this is typical rich people shenanigans or if LeMickey is retarded about money and secretly "broke."
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157495576check these
>>157495602Literally me
>>157495600It really depends what he used loan proceeds for. I’m guessing he invested it in something else since his salary should cover living expenses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf5jmqIbni8
>>157495600you'd be alarmed to know just how much money is moved around daily and how much debts are counted as assets. capitalism is just a shell game and it's almost always the oblivious people left holding the bag when the music stops.
gn
im 14 and this is really deep
>>157495156Ohtani flies out those pacos shout Ippei’s in jail for baaaaiiiiling him out!
is fartspie the hottest new poster post-ASB?
*braaaaaap*
>>157495093They're hiding their true power level until October
>>157495651She has great insight. She's filled the void following Peff's fall from grace
braphogs don't provide insight, it's only flatulence.
>>157495662she?
Should’ve known from the beginning Thank GOD it’s the sixth inning That’s why I ditched my team, the doggiedoos!
>>157495671She's a girl!
What did you think of these novelty shirts? Based or cringe?
los doyerpacos kek
>>157495688It’s covered in KUM
>do a barrel roll!
>>157495703>ump smilingkek
>>157495703referee's smile kek
>>157495719Whose smile?
>>157495688Schlitt sounds like a euphemism for pussy
>>157495703Just like in the anime!
check it out, another sandlot fan
Roki "Retard" Sasaki officially on the IL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N7OFQqY5Os
>>157495705
>>157495727nigga…
>>157495719flagposters make me sick
2024 & 2025 dodgers had Hololive nightNone in 2026
>>157495746That causal relationship won't be confirmed until November arrives
>>157495746the Japanese players are the only ones who think this shit is cute. have to imagine someone like Freddie Freeman finally put his foot down and was like 'no more fucking trannies on my field'
>>157495777I will keep it in mind
>>157495787I will never understand this phenomenon
Shout out to the anon who recommended I get a dip for Stacy's Pita Chips. Paired them with a spicy chili garlic sauce and it's really good. Thanks, anon!
>>157495787kawaiiANO
kek cubeskek mestskek doyers
>>157495744dude just exposed himself as a hardcore LARPerthere's a generic JP word that can be ref/umpire but you don't normally use that when you know the context is baseball
>>157495746and both times it cursed hololive kek
>>157495736grab it from like a little earlier, the ref is clearer
>>157495912clear is not necessarily better
>>157495876she's cute
What's everyone making for a midnight snack?
>>157495491The 27 club is about to gain a new member
>>157495848>Mexico Red Devilsevil name and logo, they need to change it
>>157495722>>157495744>>157495899So that's what you meant—at first, I didn't understand what you were saying.My "Google English" got it wrong.Thanks for kindly explaining; I'll be careful next time."Baseball umpire" kek
For God's sake angels fans... we only have to win 11 out of our next 28.... surely we can do at least this
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157495983Anon, everyone knows you're not Japanese. Even Dodgers fans don't give you (You)s and they're the biggest weebs around. It's time to give it up, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8nySbR2EkY>LIVE: Driver wanted for assault of police officer leads police on chase Doyerpaco decides to risk it all in one last chase for glory
Just got home. One if the best games I've ever been to. Nosebleeds behind hone plate was such a great view.
>>157496007Why is he going 5 MPH? There's a segway keeping pace with him
>>157495994Jo Adell so happy he got out of here
>>157496007fill 'em with lead boys
>>157496007>assault of police officer based!
>>157496012oh he doesnt have a front right wheel
>>157496014I was so sad when we lost Kenley Jansen... little did I know what was coming
>>157496010Based truistgoer
>>157496000please allow pvt ramirez to dream
>>157496000It was precisely because I'm Japanese that I mixed up "referee" and "umpire" when translating into English.Try thinking about it with that tiny brain of yours.
>>157496038I want to believe you but he got trips so… sorry
>>157496038ignore the angry losers. they don't add anything of value here.
value this bussy
>>157496038sure thing paco-san
>>157495734damn, he must have backwards somersaulted pretty hard...
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
schwarber crushes the ball the likes of which have never been seen before, the schwarbomb turns to a schwarNUKEthe ball travels from philly over the continental united states, over the pacific oceans and dead into the center of nagasaki, obliterating everything within a 400 mile radius and leaving a smoldering crater the depth of lake superiorthey call that one the little boy from the fat man god bless america remember pearl harbor oo rah
KEKcunt just mooned the news helicopter
>>157496069Such is the power of WMLF
or as the people of bombay say, kajaschwabel schwarbom!
All sarcasm aside, the one thing that actually made me happy about being in /mlb/ right now is that my terrible "Google English" was considered on par with native English (like Pvt. Ramirez or the English teacher).Hooray.
>>157496069>career .232 hitter he’s literally Adam Dunn
>>157496093>tfw most hitters are Adam Dunn now with less homers
>>157496103
>>157496090One day you'll stop larping and nobody will remember that you ever played this character. I hope the colossal waste of time that you'll never get back is somehow worth it to you.
>>157496122*grabs you from behind*going somewhere?
Brap his azz!!
ngh
How come American 7/11s don't have that famous Japanese fried chicken? Seems like a real missed opportunity.
>>157496122Well then, I won't be coming here starting tomorrow.Thank you for everything over the past two years. Goodbye.
>>157496147Auf Weedersane
>>157496141I miss getting a tall can and a pack of smokes from jap 7/11s for like <$5. American 7/11s suck ass.
Kyle 'El Goblino de Puerto Rico' Schwarber-Cortez
>>157496147dont be like that
like my great great grandpappy used to say "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em and if you can't join 'em, breed with 'em"i think my great great grandpappy would have liked schwarbs
>>157496147Konichiwa dude, looking forward to your new flag
>>157496147Go on! Git!
>>157496151lotta losers here but you take the cake
>>157496147no...NO!!!
>>157496172damn all cuz he's German?
>>157496153What was your peak Japanese experience?
>>157496176imagine being an adult, behaving that way, and using that as a parting shot. I come here to relax but that's just depressing.
>>157496172mmmmmmmm cake
>>157496180strip clubs in Sapporo in my buddy. I watched a japanese salary man get his nipples clamped and spanked by a naked anime girl. Then we sang west virginia outside with some japanese dudes
>>157496186mmmmmmmm cake
>>157496193what a life, what a life. God bless
dubs and doyers get swept in the wild card series
MONKEH
NEVAH
CRAHMP
we got fucking heemed by heong syong kim doggie doo bros...
>>157496266it's ok, only below .500 teams from now until the end of the year except for one seriesprobably will go 20-9 in the remaining games and get to 100 wins :)
>>157496273That's right, that's right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r13PskeoIU8> Live: LAPD chases suspect wanted for assaulting police officer Doyerpaco is still going, slow speed pursuit. Suspect has express violent intentions. He says Tanner Scott being responsible for 2 losses in a row to a potential playoff matchup has broken him.
>>157496284>not including the picture
>>157496284DO IT, DOYERPACOLET THEM KNOW
>>157496284I remember the last time I watched one of these, he had a getaway van parked under a bridge in a blind spot. Drove off and the fuzz hadn't a clue until it was too late.
>>157496320I was surprised how many people still actually get away even with near constant communication, coordination and helicopters.
>>157496320Baby-Driver-maxxing
just the fact that he had to tell him he was out while he was hurt is the most hilarious thing. like a planned comedy skit. mark vientos struck out on a pitch that hit him too and he thought he could just take 1sthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs4Vm0JIBYk
>>157496320crafty fucker
>>157496383tillamook*
Stick a cock in me I’m done
>>157496391seen a lot of talk about Cabot in recent threads thothoughts?
PCA will regress harder than Cal. will only be remembered as an MVP-2 albino faggot.
>>157496499That's right, that's right
what?
>>157496530oh shita penny for Winky's thoughts
>>157496530damn
>>157496530Imagine the memeiners signed him? They’d be 0-134 rn.
>>157496530Look at Reds remaining season. It's a chance for contenders to grab a slugger at a mild price.
Why are yankees fans like this?
>doggiedoos got walked off by chadres legend Ha Seong Kimstunt on 'em Chadres!
good morning :)
>>157496530>>157496831There's no way he's worse than Rivas/Wilson/Wisdom he's got to be more useful than that lot.
Grim, and yet still an obvious upgrade.
>>157497372>19 HRthat's a future mariner alright
>>157497653Mariners already had the Eugenio Suarez experience. Suarez is cooked and I don't see them going back.
>>157497694>>157497372Look at the three guys playing third most of the year and tell me Geno wouldn't be better.
>>157497701If you want a guy who strikes out every third at bat and is diminished in the field, but can still turn on a belt high fast ball, I suppose you can do worse.Maybe you should call the Cardinals after the season and trade for Nolan Gorman.
>>157497119billionaire niggas be like “I’m gonna pay $150 to fuck a whore in an Ohio trailer park”
>>157497737Everyone knows who Geno is and he's still better than the three dorks that play third currently.
>Geno Suarez can come back to Seattle and bring good vibes and will hit dingers for the low low price of one half a RefsneederJERRY PICK UP THE PHOOOOOOOOOOONE
i like Gino so i hope he gets picked up and hits a walk off grand slam in the 9th with two outs 0-2 count to win a ring wit the 'rinersthat would be great(not a prediction)
you sneed, having your teams season be over already is actually based. Now I can shitpost and I watch the post season with the lowest cortisol levels imaginable.
>>157494656so that's how Muncy got fat
>>157494714fuck, marry, kill
>>157495045Former Padres player btw
gm
>>157497954Your season was over on day 1 brohttps://youtu.be/okXhAC78d4Q
can I tell you guys a secret?...............I can never remember the difference between Hyeseong Kim and Ha-seong Kim
With the 2026 season drawing to a close mlb managers have only gotten ejected 58 times this year, down from 2025s 89 ejections. Is the accuracy provided by ABS worth the loss of ejection kino?
>>157498170Yes i think so
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157498137seems a little racist
Ones a twink the other's a chad / fat elvis if he was a gook hope this helps
The Reds went over budget to sign Suarez last year
Which teams have the oldest fanbases? I have a team in mind, but I'm not going to say it until someone else does.What about youngest?
I have 40 left over smash burger patties from my nephews party... it's over.
>>157498232Yankees are the oldest, all them uncs talkin bout muh lawd dem rangs an sheeiit. Yet no one alive has ever seen them win one. Curious.
>>157498232it's impossible to know, even with computers
>>157498239If you don't eat 20 buns in the process of eating the beef, you'll be fine. Get creative. Chili, salad, Salisbury steak, etc.
>>157498239Shove em up your BUTT
The Cleveland W7ndians move to .507Kneel to StrengthOfSchedule omegachads
>>157498232The Cubs give off old vibes. All the people who found them on WGN while messing with their antennas in the 70s.
>>157498248gonna see if I can make some spaghetti tonight :D
How come nobody mention that there are more HRs being hit now than during the steroid era? Why does nobody suspect PEDs of being widely used again?
>>157498263>spaghetti tonightjust like the stankees
Joey Cantillo got a quality start after 7 walks, 1 strikeout, and HBPing in a run
>>157498232The oldest might lowkey be the Mets. At least the Yankees are still corralling young, unwitting kids into their fanbase.The youngest are the Marlins.
>>157498209Yes.
>>157498232Everyone is sleeping on the Reds. A good chunk of their fanbase are 65+ year-old boomers that have been around since the Big Red Machine days.
>>157498232Oldest is probably some flyover team that used to be good like Reds or Cardinals. Youngest would be Dodgers with all the weeb shit they've done recently.
>>157498327Cardinals have a ton of under 40 fans thanks to the Pujols years
I’ll show you a big red machine*unzips cock*
Today is a new day /mlb/. I am so happy to be alive on this wonderful day
>>157498405Based! I hope you have a great day anon
where da white wimin at?
Today is the dayThe greatest dayThe day we alwaaaays Look back onAs the time we were surrounded By beautiful music, funAnd so many sexy ladiesThat loooooove us
>>157498405God bless
God is looking down on /mlb/ and smiling today.
God loves baseball. /mlb/ loves baseball.
Baseball is amazing!
Baseball is for everyone
>>157498549*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
What is it between Olympic Figure Skater Alysa Liu and the Baltimore Orioles?
Baseball would be great if they used their bare hands to catch the ball like they do in Cricket?
today we will defeat the smug ducks
I have Liu fatigueLiutigue if you will
>>157498587It would be better if they let everyone openly use PEDs and pitchers use whatever substances they want on the ball.
>>157498405Gay bless
PCGay seething kek
>>157498639allowing pitchers to use whatever substance would be based actually. Considering batters are allowed to use gimmicky shit like the torpedo
>>157498405>>157498413>>157498456>>157498456>>157498511The Lord has blessed us with another day of baseball and 90s kinos.
>>157498652They need rule changes because the meta of just pitch fast bro is killing the game. It’s bad for pitchers and hitters.
They should use wiffle balls
>>157498587we don't take pointers from murder bowl
>>157498662I think it's worse that the meta for hitters is "just hit HRs bro". The shift was banned because hitters can't even hit or bunt to a wide open side of the field anymore.
>>157498662They need to introduce a landing zone on the mound to stop these lanklets from extending so far. Baseball is a mid-athletic manlet game. Don't like that? NBA is that way --->
Jeetbowl
Jesus was a cocksucking transvestite from east LA(go Mariners btw)
>>157498740Greasy wops lost the mandate of heaven to the Dominicans, who in turn lost it to the Nips.
>>157498740Or they could just enforce the rules. Pitchers are supposed to have their entire foot on the rubber. Misiorowski for example only has part of his foot touching. Just like with the NBA and dribbling, rules are selectively enforced or not at all.
We need nu
>>157498777how can you have your entire foot on a line running parallel to where you're facing
>>157498779We need to pray to God for nu
>>157498797Until you make your step towards the plate during the pitching motion, your entire pivot foot must in contact with the rubber. Miz only has half his foot touching it and it's only the side of his foot, which also isn't allowed.
Nu: >>157498816
