1st for gaj
>>157497152this is the thread
This is the thread.
overrated seagull kek
i can't find the sizes anywhere, do they have stock of XXL left?
1 in 2 men get prostate issues:(
>virtual footy jumper""you will own nothing""
>>157497165>>157497166samefag>>157497172never understood calling a guernsey a jumper
>>157497168thats enough about the daicos greekling
HEAVE HO UNNA
Josh you need to post porn all night long mate to encourage anons to wank off to keep their prostate going
need an article hating on men after someone fended off kate mccarthy with ease
>>157497183guernsey is a trademarked term
>>157497185no i meant gary ablett jnr the spud
Chad Warner gets his prostate checked a few times a week
>>157497168but enough about will ashcroft
>>157497193>trademarking the name of an isle
>>157497183why would I feel compelled to post that twice fucko? hell. you can even conceieve of regional naming differences. how boring and pedestrian you are . beige nigga.
>>157497195he's not me retard
I am so incredibly attracted to Kate McCarthy
>allies out to a big lead>vics chase it down>either extra time or goal after siren>vics winive seen this one many times before
i'm just joshing you guys relax
>>157497209>implying you didn't samefag exactly 1 second lateri'm on to you champ
>>157497179better margins to just sell nothing than to have to order, store and ship physical products
>>157497194you dont know what you mean. putting kek on the end of your statement shows how little conviction you have in your opinion.
>>157497224okay neph
accidently opend one those porn pics and my sister come in room to borrow a weed and she saw it and said haha anon yours not that big and poke her tonghue
>>157497222you're onto fuck all, dumbarse.
>>157497225alright
>>157497234and then what else did your stepsis do iykwim haha
>>157497234>borrow a weedwat
>can't even watch live on 7plusThis is anti west australian discrimination across the nation
>>157497234one weed thanks bro
>>157497234kek, thanks mate needed that
>>157497242she was thirsty and she borrowed his wee straight from the source iykwim haha
>>157497234How does she know?
>>157497214Used to play church league soccer and the only girl in our team was named Kate. good chick(picrel is her [20th?] birthday cake me and another bloke vandalised for the lulz)
>>157497244its on 7mate mate
>>157497258post her arse
>>157497234here's a another (you) but so many wtf moments in this sentence
looks like they trialling those horrendous digital signs on the grass, they havnt use those in the games yet do they
I am the wildcard of /alf/
>Dustin MartinFucking miss him so much lads
>>157497244Oh so that's why they call you WA? because you fags never stop crying
>>157497258is she one of those church sluts
>>157497259is there an echo, or did you stutter.
>>157497259Nope, "American Pickers" is currently on. They're showing it delayed here.
I hope Kate doesn't accidentily get hurt
No joke is Dave Hughes off his face? He’s doing all sorts of spastic druggie mannerisms >>157497274
why does this keep popping up
let's challenge /nrl/ to a rap battle, winner takes all
I'm in SA and it just started 5 minutes agoIs it on delay?
>>157497286we call it the prictorian tax. eat it up.>>157497292ask the jeet when he pops back in.
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT
>>157497299You’re getting sexually assaulted and it started 5 minutes ago? KWARB
this is a joke, i'm boycotting wildcard round
>bud, gaj and dusty still better than all the current zoomer slop in the afl
How do I check my prostrate?
>>157497299how is San Andreas this time of year?
>>157497316ill check it mate*unzips*
>>157497268No homo but she was dating my mate and he had a really nice bum and I used to fondle it whenever we cuddled (not gay).>>157497281Nah just a regular sheila who happened to go to church occasionally and was in the soccer team. Honestly one of the most 'normal' people who went there. Was dating a mate who also went there + was in the team as I said. Wonder if they're still together... I really oughta go on facebook one day and see how all these people are doing...
Oh Kate nearly got hurt by Harms just then
>>157497299didn't know there were that many footy fans in South Africa
So here I amDoing everything I canHolding on to what I amPretending I'm a superman
imagine kate kicked a goal and all the lads got around her and slapped her arse
this game is rigged as fuck
>>157497334Did you learn nothing from the events of last week?
>>157497279GOTTEM
>>157497340I thought the Generals were due!
Get up you weak prick
>>157497316njoy Pure Wand
Who's the homo looking bloke who just kicked the goal for cucktoria
>>157497152gaj
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
this kate isn't actually playing is she? hope she signed a concussion waiver otherwise it's the most disgusting thing i've seen in 28 years as a lawyer
MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH
GAJ still got it
>>157497366She is playing and she nearly got fended off by Harms
>jannies a tradie/cfmeu shill
Mitch 'the Flopping Porpoise' Cleary pissed his pants.
>ballantynewhere's scarlett?
>>157497374lmao it's not like there's a reason contact sports aren't coedi know it's billed as an exhibition match but still
>have associate>in IT>he's a big guy>he's 10/10>smart and manly just like Superman>hope for this species>tayTay is smrt and travis is manly>therefore 10/10 kidsAND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE USI'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AN WAIT
is kate mccarthy a lesoi wouldnt mind a crack
>>157497379Nu jannies have just been hired. Every time the green faggots start out they overcompensate and ban everything. If they're not complete retards they'll settle down in a bit but fucking annoying lately.
who'se the big fat bloke for the allies
>>157497379That's a bit shit. I remember you. Hose queries. Fuck all jannies
>>157497388>is kate mccarthy a lesoI do not know but I would bet money on her being one were anyone offering such action.
gaj is a strange looking man
>>157497388>aflw>not gayanon....
>>157497403Looks like a vicar
>>157497412looks like someone wearing a rubber mask
>>157497404This is why the girldads on bigfoidy defend her so fervently.
>>157497419I don't understand.
>>157497391i didn't get accepted :( do you think they can see my post history
>Kevin Sheedy talking about sore losersHe would know.
>>157497421You wouldn't.
I HATE MY LIFE
business idea: get scoops out there
I'm in love with Kate McCarthy
It's amazing to think women are walking around with holes between their legs purpose built to have penises inserted into them.
>>157497452you dont have an anus?
>>157497433K
>>157497459While I see where you're coming from that's not actually it's purpose.
wouldnt mind watching tayala harris and sarah hosking rubbing each others labia
billy brownless makes me physically ill to look at
I nominate tradiesperg as the legend to go man the bbq at Bunnings.
>>157497475He was hitting on my girlfriend while playing pool at the pub once.
I've had my prostate checked once and I unironically felt guilty and violated afterwards. I am not lying or exaggerating.
>>157497481He stole chips off my sisters plate at the pub once
>>157497379jannies a tradiesperg. what a surprise, emailsending trannies cannot deal with talk of tools, bants and general being a good bloke with skills.
anyone wanna check my prostate for me
>>157497488He has to be stopped.
>>157497487kek what a raped bitch
>>157497422no but steven nsa
>>157497478You have to be apart of a community interest group to have the right to sausage issue at bunnings.
might buy dad a virtual jumper for fathers dayhe will be stoked
>>157497468you fucking homophobe that's just your internalised homophobia talking yet have you experimented it's okay to question your identity
>>157497496I know of such a group.
Don't think I've had a Four and Twenty Pie in over a decade. Never buy them frozen and I usually get a burger at the footy.
>>157497487there's a family guy episode about this
bunnings sausage sandwich is cringe shit just took something every cunt makes at home and pretend they have this special claim version of it charge heaps too
>>157497514Square pies mog
>>157497509corr imagine a /afl/ bunnings barbie
>>157497501he will be cold, disappointed and generally fed up with your shit is what he'll be.
>>157497379who the fuck reports this shit man
>>157497522I’ll man the tomato sauce bottle
>>157497526someone based
>>157497521based balfoursCHAD>>157497520raises money for groups dumbfuck. everyone knows it. its not a biug expose.
>>157497516Yeah, I know which is why I added the last bit because it's an authentic experience of mine and not just ripped off the cartoon. Not trying to deter people off getting it checked, it's just not pleasant.
>>157497520>pretend they have this special claim version of it charge heaps tooeven worse when chances are they just use the shittest ingredientssame with the whole democracy sausage thingas if their vote actually means somethingi'd rather be ruled by a tyrant hated by the media and the history books than live in a country where there are democracy sausages
fwoar i would clean the fuck up of /gayfl/ if i became a janny
>>157497529i'll man the mayo pumps iykwim haha
>>157497536what the fuck did you call me you fat cunt
>>157497541we've been through this when you cried in the irc you gay cunt
Im tired of being fat
>>157497558Lose weight.
>>157497540>>157497520people like you dont deserve such an easygoing existence. really boggles the noggin how some will be disappointed in something as ordinary as a fucken sausage sanga made cheap and quick in order to raise money for a cause. swear to christ, get a grip.
fraudwick considering ringing dusty to save him again
Pure FIRE and wood-smoker
Kate got the ball!
>>157497561who the fuck are you cunt
>>157497550balfours square pies. dunno where you got fat from. I guess fat people assume everyone else is fat.
>>157497574straight to talking about the the pies ya fat fuck
>>157497572I'm better than you, you sad sod prick. thats all you need to know.
Balfours pies are dreadful to be honest
>>157497561>eating goyslop
what kind of meat do they put in meat pies btw?
Need a penile massage
arrrgh fuck how the fuck am i meant to trade all these legends into my fantasy team
>>157497561nah you get a grip aye bet youd love to shove a bunnings sausage up your arsehole
How many grand does Dusty get paid for each regional match?
>>157497577try not being a cranky stupid goober 1 day of the week, srsly.beginning of pie chat >>157497514rebuttal >>157497521my 2 cents >>157497536and after that pissed dribble posts like the piss down your leg.,
I like routleys pies
>>157497568>spee memes for years about nick being a poof>hes dressed like brokeback mountainamazing meme magic bros we did it
>>157497584i don't want to talk about it your honour
These dudes can kick better goals than current afl players
Four n twenty pies are great actually
>>157497594ask his manager, oh wait, hes in jail for cocaine-fuelled raping.
>>157497379dont block out your ip you coward sissy
not really a legends game without nick daicos
>>157497607you dont say. could it be that nu-afl is pure goyslop.
RC should be playing.
DUSTY DUSTY DUSTY DUSTY
>go to google>type in >nicole kidman anal>its not any sort of pornography>its her picture>but with the c in canal+ blocked>so its reads ANAL>her expression makes me diamonds
The game is starting in WA, no spoilers please :)
>>157497613She happened to fail getting words out of some guy once when I was walking home and she looked at me after, but she's quite tall and had a cameraman with her so I didn't know what to say or do and went on my way :'(
>3 for the REAL little master
Sup bitches
>>157497639nice scoobert
fuck its gonna be so funny listening to kingy rip into kaneo tomorrow morning haha
wish my trial went as well for me as it did for harry potter
WWE shit
i want to buy some great white shark jaws
>>157497641What was she reporting on?
why is mitch brown in an had were females are swooning over his hair re growthi thought he was gay?
>>157497630
>>157497663This is bi erasure
>>157497613>post your personal informationno, glowie.
Anyone got the image of the flat bloke sitting on the roof of his car?
>>157497661Boomer fraud probably
>>157497639lgm
>ip address>personal informationkek n00b
Has Hughesy said anything?
Shan't be getting fleeced and buying some virtual jumper i cant even use
>>157497641based me when she tried to put me on the casting couch iykwim haha
>>157497684Nothing funny, his entire career.
Comedians are not funny
what if abos are geniuses all along and they have secret nivarna cities under the ground in the middle of australia.the ones on the surface are outcasts and have had their memories wiped, and its got something to do with ayres rock
>>157497665did you have this already saved or did you DL itbecause i was hesitant to dl that shitI WASN'T DL THAT SHIT NIGGA
when did Bunnings get the monopoly on the sausage sizzle anyway?sausage sangas have been an aussie staple for decades that you'd cook up in your backyard (or park) but now everyone refers to Bunnings Snags like it's a cultural tradition that's been around forever
>>157497710this guy gets it>agartha
>agartha>anywhere black
I never buy a bunnings sausage because its a goddamn rip off
First pic of the group of aussies lost in the Nepal landslide. So sad to lose these true blue cobbers. The Anzacs would be shedding a tear for them.
>>157497715i've also noticed this, some weird corporate mandela affect shit
>>157497707This is true, used to have mates who’d put on hour long stand up routines when you’d be round drinking, had to pretend to laugh and all the shit ‘jokes’
Theyve basically trademarked sausage sandwiches for free and every time theyre mentioned its free advertisement
>>157497715No one does this besides POSSIBLY inner city hyper normie poofs
who the fuck actually buys a bunnings snag when they go to bunnings
I have gone to comedy shows and they never say anything funny So I just sit there angry the whole time
Who’s winning tomorrow
buddy would still own in the afl
>>157497748the same group of inbred parasites that win every day
yeah well einstein married his first cousin and we has a genius not a parasite you chud
>>157497746I went once and they started doing crowd work and making fun of me so I had to run away
Lads, Buddy just posted
Is BT fucking retarded?
cocaine is so shitAmyl nitrite is where its at
>>157497746i went to andrew schulz and it was really funny
>>157497777he is literally reading a scriptbuddy fucked up
Huffing poppers and getting your arse stretched by your mate sounds sick
shan't
>>157497741normal people
just realised the allies ruckman is charlie dixon
Has Kate McCarthy touched the ball?
>>157497807>port fan explodesselfcombuttersion
gonna knick some poofs robot lawn mower
>>157497822Shut the fuck up
little champion
they should do an aflw legends game with one token bloke in each team
feeling like the siren should have gone by nowthey aren't rigging it for a close finish are they
>>157497838should auction that spot off to the general public
>>157497815>lesbian>touching ballsshe's not bicurious champ
>>157497845this but laundry duty iykwim haha
>>157497815wish she touched mine haha
simply can't take short women seriously
>Instantly gives the medal away to cute Richmond girlHe seems like an okay bloke, Dusty. Didn't he give away one of his Norms to a sick kid in hospital?
Im unironically dustys cousin and half maori as well
>>157497896Media seethed about him because he hated doing interviews. Never disliked him no matter how hard they pushed it.
>fev acl RIP
>>157497888>simply can't take women seriouslyftfy
Best female perfumes?
>>157497888>>157497918what about women with big butts?
>>157497934
>>157497391>Nu jannies have just been hired.Oh, is that why I coped a 3day out of nowhere? Makes sense. Don't know why tf they'd be lurking here in the first place though.
>>157497526That's what I was wondering. Like I said here >>157497952 I'd really like to think it's not just someone sitting in these threads reporting everything but you never know I guess
doesnt need to be reported to be removedlike i honestly dont reckon the gay porn gets reported, some janny is just trawling through threads looking for some fresh meat
Go to one of the NSFW boards if you want to share porn, not here
yeah i don't think people report gay porn, everyone wants to see it on a blue board
evening, lads
I want to share porn in here
I will report any porn posted that features gays, trannies or black men.
>>157497991we know you do shlomo>>157497183>samefag>>157497222meant for>>157497981>>157497982
can you guys pretend to watch the game along with me? It's midway through the 2nd quarter here.
What's the appeal for low IQ people wanting to get on tv?
>>157498003WAWAy behind
the defensive pressure in this game is simply not up to scratch
>>157498003sorry too busy trying to find match info on afl.com.au and flashscore
i only want ANDREW EMBLEY to have a good game
>>157498003i have it on in the backgroundthis ruel guy is actually not bad at footy kek
>>157498003>>157498013>>157498036How's Kate going?
>>157498058Embarrassing herself and her entire gender.
>>157498060genders a spectrum idiot
>idiot
>Dogsperg is the one behind the sarcastic /pol/-tier spasticity Huh.
dumb libtard
banepoof, swanscunt, catsfag and dogsperg, the big four of /afl/
its common knowledge that i used to fuck SHY (ironic thats her initials) in the ass in the toilets at uni
>>157498097xer name is swansook
NEED her to peg me
>>157498089>>157498097iggsboomer stiff but with his team being shit and freo being good he's been quieti expect him to ramp up again over offseason
>>157498103Generally a fan of Latin phonetics, but Emily > Emilia, and it's not even close
what does alf think about plantation shutters
>dusty just casually snaps from 48sheeithim and buddy could still be playing easy
>>157498117I use a beach towel + thumb tacks
>>157498117My house has them, i like them
>>157498116French (from Latin) phonetics are better than pure Latin IMO
>geelongseether has been desperately bumping his shit thread
Went for a bit of a walk today, lads.
>>157498157Richmond is elite
whys there so much parking
>>157498167they why are they bottom of the ladder idiot
Carlton is a big 4 club
>>157497584Good meat
>>157497741if theyre there, and im hungry. me I do. fuck you gonna do about it?nothing, like your whole fucking life. you'll do nothing.
>>157498256How is this young lady related to the Australian Football League?
>>157498280thats james hirds daughter lad
>>157498297Odd, she looks like Brent Harvey
>>157498225Yeah? Well, we'll see.
>a student from melbourne has seen his whole village wiped out!what village in melbourne got wiped out? he's NOT from melbourne, he's from Nepal, ffs. this gaslighting MUST stop. a bunch of INDIANS and NEPALESE are NOT AUSTRALIANS.
>>157498478rasist fuckhead bich
>>157498490problem shlomo?
>>157498460now pet, that doesn't mean you should go shoot up the scout troop fundraising in the bunnos carpark this weekend. the scouts and brownies just wanna go to their jamboree in September, pls dont shoot them. the jews arent responsible for the onions under the sosj, its just corporate arse-covering.we love you fella, just leave bunnings and the scouts alone.
>>157498490it's spelled 'bitch', armpat. as in "youre' a smug little bitch untill you're under investigation for immigration fraud then you hotfoot it back to your pujas and your chai masalas"
if the scouts and brownies just wanna go to their jamboree in September, they can learn to cook good food not goyslop or sell some other useful good or servicethere's any number of useful badges for that
>>157497234Would never happen to me because I smoke all the marihuanas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Qda32IKM
i shouldn't be so surprised that dusty and gaj can still footy really goodgaj basically looked exactly as i remember with ball in hand, only fatter and slower
>>157497585Kek I do this to my cat, drives them wild
gaj is a worthless seagull fuckwit
>>157501624>negress reacts like an animalkek
If you don't win your own ball you don't kick
does anyone have that pic of GAJ and israel folau and it says "gaza vs israel who you picking"
good morning fellow champions and champion-adjacent peeps. except that fuckwit who slanders GAJ, evenn being so lazy that he repeats the same uninspired insult one thats basically Nick Daicos's nom de plume. hope you have a shit morning, knackers..
What if I don't want Toby Green.
>>157502645too bad gay boy *be's planting my boot studs in your face*
Good morning alf
Apparently today is some national day of "HEY LOOK LGBTQIA GAAAAAAYYY STUFFFF HELOOOOOO" visibility, and its colouyr is purple.the abc weatherman is a gay and they're broadcasting from Freo. his team is the dockers. he LOVES the colour purple, it goes with his skin. Freo is seemingly very very gayish. and their mayor is canadian or some rubbish.
>national poofter day or something>collingwood play tonightbit in this
>>157502731Yep we were all encouraged to wear purple to work today. I'm wearing black.
have zero time for the LGBTP movement
Ohayou alfies
>>157502496nevermind i found it myself
>>157502840Gaza
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dcg-RHfBWDq/
>>157502907Those are some rather large breasts
bevos last game as coach tonight
>>157502934FUCKING U U U UU U U U UU
game last night was s0vl and funvery telling there was a relatively small crowd, cucktorians dont enjoy football, they just base their entire lives and personalities around teams who dont give a single fuck about them like theyre in some gay little army and live vicariously through their 'wins' from the comfort of their machete proof cuckpartments while they sit with crayons making welcome refugee signs
>chunk of killer glacier fell 2km to hit and kill the mountainjeetsI admire it's commitment.
>>157503155>very telling there was a relatively small crowd, cucktorians dont enjoy football,or maybe they have jobs and families to endure? maybe they'll host the next one in your 24/7 city with all its all-weather footy grouns and transport. on a weekend of course.
>>157503176big cope
But honestly, I am glad you enjoyed the footy. we lowly victorioans really do hope to win your approval whenever we can. but dont feel obligated to tune in next time. we'll cope.
>>157503155bro woke up and chose to chase dopamine hits from victorians on speed volumes
>>157503155Too early for this trvke thought we'd have a nice thread today.
>>157503195not cope, not even moderate. if you get no reply, you think its because you spoke so eloquently and devestatingly. or that noone bothered to even read it. so any reply you percieve as cope, which shows how dulled you are and only respond to stimulus with zero interpretation. next time, how bout u stage it?
not reading that wall of cope
>>157503237its the same size as your wall of made up bullshit. but mine smacks your pisser for 6.
>>157503232done him in
that really upset you hey pay your membership goy the club cares about you and needs you lol
>>157503300you are a miserable man
>>157503265>my post was really good okkek
>>157503155Tiger army xisters out response?
tradies up the street are listening to some doof doof shit and using very loud machinery and it's making my cats nervousI'm livid
>>157503155It was fun but I wish they advertised it betterI only knew about it because of these threads
>>157503391bluetooth jammer
>>157503391hope your cats die
You blokes wore purple today yeah?
>>157503229It's never too early for trvkes
>>157503155>>157503229>>157503434
>>157503423this but i hope the geelong cats die
>>157503400meant for>>157503425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtQj8O92eI&list=RDOgtQj8O92eI[Verse 1]A-snortin' rocks in the hotel roomI smacked a whore on the whore's bumI smacked a whore on the whore's bumShe wanted money 'cause I had someI smacked a whore on the whore's bumI smacked a whore on the whore's bum[Chorus]My baby left me and I feel so badAnd my footy season's doneOh, she's the best girl I've ever hadI smacked a whore on the whore's bumI smacked a whore on the whore's bum[Instrumental Break][Verse 2]A-robbin' people of an extra fiftyI smacked a whore on the whore's bumI smacked a whore on the whore's bumI miss my baby and-a good funI smacked a whore on the whore's bumI smacked a whore on the whore's bum[Chorus]My baby left me and I feel so badAnd my footy season's doneOh, she's the best girl I've ever hadI smacked a whore on the whore's bumI smacked a whore on the whore's bum
gmafooto tonight finna get around it
>>157503155truke, melbourne needs to be nukedt. victorian
>>157503710why matecouldn't give a rats arse about the footy and especially this wildcard trite now that my team is not playing
Order a stripper late in the nightHeeney and Warner loving the sightLift that slutty short skirt highSlap the whore's buttocks from the skyWhether the rules be three and no moreSwans will go in and slap number fourWhile that coked-up whore starts whinging"Rules are no more than three!"
shitney have the colours red and white because its what leaks from their arseholes after getting rooted by their boyfriends kek
>>157503723because i like shitposting about it with the lads here.
bro boiling after getting no (you)s for his reddit poems kek
nick daicos plays tonight
>>157503833The little champ
>>157503814There was a young virgin in PerthSwore she'd do it for no one on earth,Yet she fell without scandalTo a red Christmas candleAnd was always less choosey henceforth.
>>157503833the penis monster
>>157503866now that is a good
In isolation, they can be explained away. In totality, they give credence to the view that Geelong is a club that pushes its luck, that straddles the line of what is acceptable, and that is subject to different rules, different penalties and different standards.
iggs
https://www.geelongcats.com.au/club/board-and-administration/kate-spargo/>DirectorDirector since 2016Member of the Finance and Audit CommitteeBachelor of Laws (Hons), Bachelor of Arts, FAICDKate is a long time fan and supporter of the Geelong Cats, having followed them since first seeing them when she lived in Geelong for a time while working in the histopathology laboratory at the Geelong Hospital. She is especially excited to see the development of women’s football.Kate is currently on the board of directors with a number of companies, including Sonic Healthcare, CIMIC and Bapcor. >Prior to working as a director, Kate was a lawyer for some years in Adelaide and worked mostly in prosecutions, as well as in the workplace health and safety and industrial areas. She moved to Melbourne with her Geelong fanatic husband and her children in 2000.Kate has a deep interest in physical and mental wellbeing, particularly in the workplace, and is working to sustain programs to focus on this area in companies where she works. Player wellbeing, both on and off the field, and also post football career, is something she sees as a high priority in football clubs.
>>157504023I'm tired boss
>>157504146
>>157504047
>>157504047I don't get it. This one didn't even rhyme.
>>157503155you just described the most of the posters in this thread, the most vocal ones anyways. the postcode means fuck all, snowflake. was barely advertised here. the BSANFL-fest at the G, on the other hand...
>>157504211There was once an aspiring writerWho thought his poems didn't need to be better.He flubbed every rhyme,But insisted it was fine;And also completely ignored the meter.
>>157503875Can this be memed to mainstream?
>>157504252as long as its brown and the person it's attached to has no awkward baggage.
Nick “The Penis Monster” Daicos
>>157504211Director Kate Spargo preached player wellbeing,While hiding the waivers that no one was seeing.She kept it on hush,To cover the slush,And left the bruised footy stars bleeding.
>>157504248>Writer>Better>Meter
>>157504211meant for>>157503866dunno how forth rhymes with earth
are you esteemed gentlemen excited for the football match tonight?
>>157504286Hey now...
>>157504328Not really, no.
>>157504328who's playing?
>>157504400nick daicos
>>157504297It's fine
NICK DAICOS
[players name][PLAYERS NAME][PLAYERS NAME]!!!
>>157504730This was good when quarters did it, not so much with early onset dementia JB however
The Genius Monster
the penis moaner
>>157497152Footy is for coons, play basketball like a civilised person.
They're calling it the worst 5 string of posts ever
>>157505069trvth missile
>>157505069noob
/our girl/ hit the bigs today fellas
praise Allah
>>157505257QUEERLANDERS BTFO
>>157505257transphobia, victoria says no
>>157505257Disguting bigot spending too much time listening to the likes of JK Rowling saying biological men aren't women. Thankfully, scientifically and legally she is wrong.
looking at the stats I think the Norm will be a lot closer than people think....expect an upset
>>157505342I expect Nick Daicos to break Patrick Cripps vote record.
Disgraced footballer Nicky Winmar has been jailedfor assaulting a woman in northern Victoria last year.Last month, Winmar was found guilty of three counts of assault after he smashed a woman's head against a door and dragged her by the hair in Cohuna, north of Bendigo.
>>157497757Tasmanians?Getting a bit tired of retarded antisemites, worse than nigger whiners. The antijeet posters can stay.
>>157505349>Cripps >Norm
>>157505375Yeah I was thinking of the brownlow. I'm retarded
>>157505341shes mintdoes she look like that irl
>>157505364Shalom premier Minns!
>>157505375nah that was my fuckup I meant to say brownlowCollingwood have the same W/L/D as 2024 so Daicos will only get in the high 30s
Hate going to the pub ever since I got diagnosed with celiac Have to ask for the gluten free menu and check if its prepared separately Can’t even have a beer, have to drink red Feel like such a poof
>>157505392Nick Daicos will be getting a lot of 3 votes in losing games you just watch
What’s up fellas? What team did Malcolm Douglas support?
>>157505419I'd like to think our umpires are better than that
>>157505341>no plastic lips>no face fillerTRASH
>>157505426Do you remember the game lachie neale got 3 votes when he had a hard tag and got like 12 disposals?Or that game Jason Horne Francis had like 10 disposals and got injured and missed half the match and also got 3 votes?The umps are dead set retarded.
Old Geelong had a farm,Ee, i, ee, i, oAnd with that farm they gave to ButtersEe, i, ee, i, o,With a farm for Marshall here and a farm for Greene there, Here a farm, there a farm, everywhere a farm farm,Old Geelong had a farm,Ee, i, ee, i, o
i can't wait for cheatlong to not get butters and fuck up their trade season like they did last year
>>157505257Why? That's probably the one discipline they /don't/ have an advantage in.
>>157497152GAJ!
The lindsay clancy trial is incredibly blackpilling
>>157505426blud mcgay has been spamming max coaches votes to placate peter d. this is a whole of footy push to crown an alright speedy outside mid with no other tools and generally poor disposal the greatest there ever will be.
>>157505583Apparently her smart watch data indicates no increase in heart rate at all during the time when she was supposedly making 3 individual trips down the stairs to the basement, killing the kid, going back up to get another one and repeating . Which you'd think would elevate her heart beat a little bit. Just climbing stairs naturally increases it. So that does lead some credibility to the claim her husband did it.
shant be dignifying that response with a (you)kill yourself
new jeetfu just droppedshan't let the ring on her finger stop me
>>157505615?
women should be allowed to kill whoever they want. their body their choice.
>>157505627i don't want to talk about it
>>157505629applied for a new suitcase yet mate
>>157505601Shes admitted she did it, that's tik-tok garbage about a 3rd party. US has softer insanity defences than we do, "irresistible impulse" versus our "unawareness of the criminal nature of the act". In Australia we have "diminished responsibility" partial defences which knock murder down to manslaughter if you're a mental case but still aware of the criminal nature of the act, which "irresistible impulse" would fold into.Also murder of infants under two by the mother is recognised in Australia as a different type of homicide called infanticide which has lighter sentences.
>>157505642
>>157505650>Also murder of infants under two by the mother is recognised in Australia as a different type of homicide called infanticide which has lighter sentences.just a 10th trimester abortion, really
>>157505601>So that does lead some credibility to the claim her husband did it.You are retarded.
thaisperg has such a negative opinion of women he travelled to thailand to root underaged ladyboys
>keep playing cricket for years despite everyone telling you to retire, keep getting concused because you can’t play a pull shot for shitReeee I’m gonna sue my school because I got a head knock during footy training >:(
>>157505657>>157505650*under 1>>157505650 it becomes manslaughter in NSW. Can still be found not guitly by reason of insanity too, but this makes it much easier for the mental cases that are still aware they are committing a crime and not "slicing a loaf of bread">Where a woman by any wilful act or omission causes the death of her child, being a child under the age of twelve months, but at the time of the act or omission the balance of her mind was disturbed by reason of her not having fully recovered from the effect of giving birth to the child or by reason of the effect of lactation consequent upon the birth of the child, then, notwithstanding that the circumstances were such that but for this section the offence would have amounted to murder, she shall be guilty of infanticide, and may for such offence be dealt with and punished as if she had been guilty of the offence of manslaughter of such child.
>>157505642no but steven attaché
Did anyone deck one of those fat sex pests from those gay podcasts last night?
dosn
>>157505666king shit also based satan
>>157505650>Also murder of infants under two by the mother is recognised in Australia as a different type of homicide called infanticide which has lighter sentences.Only one of the children was under two years old.
>>157505674Victoria is up to two years old>Although the maximum penalty is 5 years' imprisonment, custodial sentences for infanticide are rare in Victorian practice. Courts consistently recognise the tragic circumstances underlying infanticide offending — including postnatal depression, psychosis, and other childbirth-related disorders — as powerful mitigating factors, and non-custodial dispositions are the norm.
youse talking about shit women do watching mutt court like its some sort of soap opera aye fucking faggots
>>157505674that's grimthanks feminism
>>157505698Shut up, faggot.
>>157505701thats what i was hoping youse faggots would do and stop talking like women
>>157505689The others would be reduced to manslaughter by diminished responsibility at the least, with a fair chance at an Australian insanity defence of not guilty. US insanity defence of "irresistible impulse" is much easier, basically treating mental cases as automatism, like how you can't commit any crimes while sleepwalking.
>>157505712Except there's clear signs of pre-meditation. It's murder, pure and simply. Only issue with it being prosecuted as one is there is 9 women on the jury.
When you think about it, 4am after drinking and taking drugs all night is like sleepwalking
Good afternoon comrades
>>157505720An irresistible impulse extends to pre-meditation, you can't resist planning the crime in the same way as you can't resist committing it.
>>157505735>An irresistible impulse extends to pre-meditationCompletely false. Just shut up because you have no idea what you're talking about.
Casey Anthony got away with it.And it was very obvious she murdered her daughter. Won't be surprised if this woman gets off too.
Why are you getting triggered by something in America that has already been the law in Australia for decades? We have separate crimes of infanticide and a partial defence of diminished responsibility which means mothers like her would be very unlikely to go to prison (or get a few years at most), even if they were not acquitted by reason of insanity (quite likely too). There is absolutely no chance she would be convicted of murder in Australia, manslaughter at the most.
>>157505748It certainly extends to sending the husband away
>>157505769Shut up.
>finals tonightSure doesn't feel like it.
>yank dramacouldn't give a poofter's arse tbphwy
>>157505698TrvkeMy bitch asked what I thought about the trial and I hit her with the zoomer stare. Rather build Warhammer figurines.
>>157505763You've got no fucking idea what you're talking about
Daicos wins the brownlow but Warner &/or Heeney will get more votes
>>157505783No chance
>>157505777onya ocka
>>157505782There are cases like this all the time in Australia that get dealt with as infanticide. The mother never goes to prison.
>>157505781NOOO YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN OPINION AND IT MUST ALIGN WITH THE MEDIA'S IT MUST NEVER DIVERGE ONE IOTA
>>157505783Doubt it. Warner and Heeney take votes off each other for one. Daicos has no one else.
>>157505385Shes a titlett irl
>>157505794>There are cases like this all the time in Australia that get dealt with as infanticide.Cite three of them.
W is a vowel, don't try to tell me otherwise
>>157505801boobs would make her look like a trash slut. she has class.
youse are a bunch of fuckwit spasticsgo port
>>157505797They both have more games to get 2 and 3 votes than little nicky
>>157505819I am a big fan of boobs though
>>157505803https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-05-01/mother-pleads-guilty-to-killing-baby/1669618?site=localhttps://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/vic-mother-pleads-guilty-to-infanticide/mmcze3wsrhttps://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/infanticide-mum-pleads-guilty-to-killing-13monthold-daughter-20171211-h02m2a.html
>>157505825no shame in that
>>157505824Umps have shown they will very liberally give 2s and 3s to players on a losing team. I don't think 6 more wins is going to give either significantly, or possibly any, more 2 and 3 vote opportunities than Daicos.
For me, it's B-C cupsI hope that Carlton don't completely embarrass themselves in the football (unlikely)
>>157505830where does it say they got no jail time?
>>157505830Only one of those cases is even remotely comparable and it still exhibits no signs of pre-meditation, the mother was a schizophrenic that had been off her meds for 2 years, and yet she still showed sympathy immediately after the impulsive act. She didn't try and kill her other kids.This is not precedent. At all. You do not understand the law.
im gonna crank my hog
>>157505856The first WA case says it directly. And no woman has ever received a custodial sentence for infanticide in Victoria.>>157505861They are exactly the same. You've been hyped up by American media drama. In Australia the case would be dealt with without cameras and media grifters and the mother would receive a non-custodial sentence like dozens before her.
abortion is insanely dark when you think about itit's like some rabbinic loophole being exploited to murder babies at an industrial scale
>>157505879>They are exactly the sameNo, they are not but you're much too stupid to understand why.
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157505885When she's found not guilty by reason of insanity you can come and apologise to everyone.
Anon "Crisp Retard" Ymous
>>157505879>And no woman has ever received a custodial sentence for infanticide in Victoria.That Sudanese refugee that drowned her kids did. She got two charges of murder and one of infanticide. Comparable to this Clancy case.
Patrick "Semen Prince" Cripps
crazy how women will see a politician offering them everything they could ever desire, wealth security opportunity etc and if that politician implies they're not okay with letting women murder their children then they've not got a chance in hell of being elected. genuinely psychotic stuff.
>>157505914Most women are not rational.
>>157505781>>157505796being this proud of your lack of ability to engage with society and other people in general is a weird one. keep painting those gay little figurines and mainlining microplastics and chinky paint chem shit I guess? >LOOK HOW MUCH I DONT CARE GUYS ID RATHER JUST GRILL
>>157505931perplexing post status?
just placed an online order at reece plumbing not even with a trade account lmao bet theyre seething
sneed a lower socioeconomic gf from toorak
>>157505948plenty of housing commissio sluts in kew
>>157505936I just don't care why are you talking about this look how much I don't care I'm so much better than you stop caring retard just consume.
lol
>>157505801
love having my dick sucked and my asshole licked at the same time
>>157505951
Women who kill their kids should get a bullet in the head and their corpse tossed in a dumpster, simple as
>>157505905She pled guilty to murder and offered no defence, very different case.
luncheon
>>157505964Why? They can make a new one and correct the crime. Restorative justice demands they be freed.
>>157505975Your claim was wrong.
>>157505959I've had 6 women and 2 men who have both sucked my dick and rimmed me but never had both at the same time
alexa give me the sportsbet odds for tonights blockbuster football match
>>157505984based christian petracca
>>157505984Straightest /afl/ poster
Going through a really difficult and uncertain period in my marriage at the moment. We’ve been together a long time, have kids together, and some things have happened recently that have left me trying to work out whether our marriage can be rebuilt. We’re doing counselling and trying to work through it, but I’ve realised I could really use someone outside my normal circle to talk to sometimes. maybe someone who’s been through marriage problems, separation, reconciliation, or just understands what it’s like when your relationship suddenly feels uncertain. I’m not looking for dating or anything like that. Just genuine conversation and maybe a coffee or drink. Happy to listen as well as talk.
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3rd coffee for the day
>>157505995wrong
>>157505987Never had a dick in my mouth or arse as I'm straight. Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.
OH NICK DAICOS
>>157505992tinder bio?
>>157505992Bell st maccas in 15mins champ
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>>157505583Peace for Lindsay chud
>>157505983She wasnt put in prison for the infanticide. She was gaoled for the charges of murder.
>>157505420an excellent question this. Malcolm was a Beechworth lad, and Beechworf was og slated to join the VFL (pre-AFL) but didnt for whatever reason. they currently field teams in the Talangatta districts footy league (TDFL) AND ARE CALLED THE bUSHRANGERS BECAUSE SOME OTHER BUNCH OF CUNTS ALREADY WEREBCALLED THE BOMBERS.sorry for the caps, cbf fixing it
>>157505992my mate is going through exactly that rn. Ivanhoe. vic.
