Get the fuck in here SPEEEStream starts in 30min: https://www.uefa.tv/live/310786
>Pots 2 an 3: Europa League tier>Pot 4: Conference tierit's all so tiresome
>>157499097This competition sucks ass. Look at these recent winners. Only Man City deserved theirs
>>1574991772022: Liverpool2023: Man City2024: Bayern2025: Barca2026: Arsenalfixed the timeline
>>157499177>>157499184>Its that Swedish poster once againWe really did a number on you, didn’t we?
>>157499177>>157499184>arsenalyou're that mindbroken swede that keeps spamming eternal arsenal threads? Get a fucking life loser holy shit!! CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT
>>157499209PSG really mindraped that subhuman.
>>157499097do you find the draw as interesting in the new format?i think it was more impactful when there were 4 teams groups
>>157499097just for qualifying for this you get almost 50mthats got to be more than some of the teams are worth, sabah, viking, lask, manchester united etc>>157499148well who would you want instead of those teams
>>157499263>do you find the draw as interesting in the new format?Nah. The early match-ups between the big clubs are interesting though.
>>157499097The draw prob won't happen for another 30 min at least, first a lot of people who think they are important, than explaining everything, then a large show, and then maybe the draw
>>157499270League champs only like it used to be
>>157499303but theyd be even worse than conference league tier.
still at work, programming on one monitor, uefa draw on second one, espee on third oneI'd attach a comfy apu but I don't have my frog folders here
>>157499177Man City deserved at least one of those Real Madrid ones too.Reminder that City have been knocked out of the CL by Real Madrid three years on the bounce.
>>157499263It's not even just that, it's the fact that like 24 of the teams make it through to the knockout stage.
This is too white for me
>>157499177*Real
>>157499316at least it would reduce the bloat and they can have a playoff for the lower coefficient clubs
I love being european
>chants end before the video behind ends
>>157499351t. Jean-Ngubu El-Marrekchi
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I know that the draw is rigged so you can guarantee that Man City will get Barcelona (omg Rodri, viewerz) and Lille (omg Bouaddi, viewerz) and probably Napoli again (omg KdB, viewerz)
the jeeta is fucking hot you can just see her love for BWC in her eyes
this is Katia's mom by the way
>>157499361>tp>tf
>guendouzi being attacked
>>157499349All flukes. Shouldn't have passed through PSG, Chelsea, City, played shit against Liverpool, RB Leipzig, City, Bayern and Dortmund choked their early chances.3 major goalkeeping errors, shaking my head what a disgrace
>FUCK FIFAimagine he said this
>>157499351Me too brother
my god can they skip this please
>you now remember that gabriel penalty
>Getting an award for patting Gabriel on the back after he choked and skied his penaltyKEKArsenal eternal laughing stock
Nah they gave that Fair play award thing to jibe Infantino over that Peace Prize
>>157499383Trump would nuke him
>new token individual award to a psg player
>>157499351T. Kylian Mbappe
I don't even know what ethnicity is this one, looks like he came through a star gate
Who's winning the UEFA Peace Prize?
Commo will be the Champions
>>157499410Cheating cunts. I now remember when Dembele was awarded the Ligue 1 Player of the Year for playing less than 1000 minutes...
>>157499421Vladimir Putin
I hate the new format of the champions league. It has lost its magic. 3 decent teams scrapping it out for top 2 in a group. Playing shit teams in a group, shit teams pulling a shock off, meeting another big team in the last 16, last 8, last 4. All replaced with a shitty league, as many games as possible. 3 competitions. Its all worse
Materialistic reductionist has hollowed out everything that once was enjoyable, there's no need to have a defender that knows how to position himself to cut off passing lanes or a creative player breaking the defensive lines with an almost telepathic communication with his striker, when you can just press like retards for 100 minutes. Fuck the Jesuits and Descartes
COMO'S BRAVE THIERRY HENRY
>farsenal swede cuck is pissing and shitting itselfkek absolutely mindraped by PSG
>Here's your "Ballon D'or"
>>157499435getting rid of the away goals rule was the beginning of the end
>Insulting the French right to his faceKEK BASED
>>157499435in this format you can't even tell if a match matters and how much
more anti french racismyawn....
>>157499440wasnt that pressing like retards a klopp/bundes invention?
>>157499421>get peace prize>start to bomb people
>>157499435the entirety of champions league is shit now that shitters like dembele and kvara can be described as the second coming of peak 2017 ronaldo o algo
How does Henri look so young still? He's almost 50 and looks younger than Rooney.
>>157499455He ended eight wars you hecking lib
>>157499451>>157499447what did he say?
>power of the brainwtf is this retard talking about? Accept your plastic award and fuck off
why do they do this shit ever time NOBODY CARES JUST DO THE DRAW FFS>>157499463va va voom innitalso rooney has irish genes, he looks like the average 39 year old irishman its not fair to compare that with humans
>>157499468we french are abnormal meme, the usual stuff
>>157499463Adrenochrome. Rooney is a good man and said 'no' to (((their))) offer.
>hon hon hon and now for ze award for most fuckable piece of azz goes to katia itzel garcia>katia runs out like a toddler and hands ceferin some pickle juice
>>157499479englands brave terry henry
>>157499453Yes, but behind him was a team of statfags saying that you just need to press like retards no need for actual skills
it feels like they are about to call HR if he doesn't start to pretend enthusiasm
assna humiliation ritual
>>157499481it's not a meme, you guys do have a pretty unique mentality in this grey americanized world, it's a compliment imho
I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what Henry is saying. Could we get some fucking subtitles?
Matchday one: September 8-10Matchday two: October 13/14Matchday three: October 20/21Matchday four: November 3/4Matchday five: November 24/25Matchday six: December 8/9Matchday seven: January 19/20Matchday eight: January 27Fucking 8 games before you get to the knockout rounds?
Just heard you're only allowed to post ITT if your team won the trophy, can anyone confirm?
spurs sisters....our response?
>>157499501I'll translate>hon hon hon where iz ze white womens at? hon hon hon
>>157499504can confirm
>>157499502Don't you like mon....more games?
>>157499504No, you must have been awarded UEFA badge of honour. You are welcome to stay
>>157499501that's weird, even I understood everything
>>157499493yeah no, we're normal, people just like to categorize people, it's less of a headache that way.
>You now remember David Villa
>>157499504Yes yes
>>157499504heard that too
song name? from the small villa video
>>157499522>pissg could get the badgeplease stop them...
Oh no no no Spainbros look away
>having to talk about the past to try to keep barca relevant
Look at this fucking manlet
>>157499504SOVL
>>157499525you can't declare yourself normal, dumb frog fuck, that's for other people to do
Henry spams himself out too much. Sick of him.
What a manlet
>>157499504yes, but surely everyones team has won one of these, its not like theyre rare, madrid has 15 ffs
>>157499527hes overrated
>>157499547He is le meme classy man, it's boring.Same level of meme as Zlatan
>>157499547french gary neville
>>157499543kys island monkey
>>157499550brvtal mogging kek
>>157499542rigged
>>157499560no, Zlatan is worse.
>>157499551even tinpot teams from fucking scotland has won one>>157499560hes just cantona 2.0
>>157499543I can, because everybody is normal. you're not special yourself, you're just mentally scarred by the french but deep down, you are normal
>>157499542Football needs more based men like him
Could we get someone that has no strong accent?
>Please welcome....Old white guy #57Literally who?
Not a big fan of jeets but I would absolutely breed this jeeta
>>157499581The perfidious Frenchman must dominate all European organisations
uefa are sueing fifa. they will want to put this claudio ranieri lookalike as head of world football if they win
>le group AYCHE man
>Real Madrid vs Citylame
bodo/glimt send a fatty girl and some dude wearing casual clothesfuck that stupid club lmao
the fuck is he yapping about
this guy pronounces league phase like dick face
>>157499595I thought it's not allowed since they've done it like 3 times in a row now
Anybody else 'member when Infantino used to do these draws
>>157499565>t. 20% possession haramball playing 0 UCL having plastic clubyou need a trophy to have a say in this conversation. Until then FUCK OFF
>>157499582Giorgio Marchetti hes cool
hey wait a minute where's scotland?
>>157499596>ynr that 500 post bodo kwab thread from last season
>>157499596for me it's Viking Stavanger
>>157499604You keep assuming that I am an Arsenal fan. I am not.
>>157499367I forgot Fenerbahce too which has ex-City players. Expect them too.
Fucking yapfest. Just grab the shit so I can see the groups.
>>157499610jej
dont like the smell of pot and suspect it induces homosexuality nasty drug
If your explanation video is 5 mins long for a fucking draw your process isnt good
>>157499626^
>>157499618>I am not arsenal fan saaaryou're a lolcow on /sp/
We hope all of that was clear anon!
>>157499624gay
>>157499577>everybody is normalzoomer moment
>>157499624Homosexuality is born with. You can never remove it.
>>157499626its like an instruction manual, ignore and follow your instincts
>>157499148Just admit you hate football and want a super cup
>>157499626its just to stop retards going 'WHY COULDNT WE DRAW XYZ' after the draw.itll still happen though>>157499629it could be the lelsea fan swede hes also a bit cringe
>Atletico Madrid in pot 1 What do they do again?
>>157499583I've only shagged one jeeta in my life but she had the best smelling vag I've ever encountered. Absolutely delicious. Don't know if that's a jeeta thing though.
Friendly reminder that some people here thinks that Kvara deserves the Ballon but thought Yamal did not last season.
>>157499640I love football and want champs only in the CL
>>157499647kick your players and play for a cheeky 0-0then again look at pot 2, its not like theres anyone as good in there
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
>Vini not showedRacis'
very easy for halal
>>157499647Lose to Barca/Real in Ro16
>>157499647cope and seethe
>>157499647They love going on strike
Refball Madrid
>>157499629kek is this digga stalking me?anyway, its not my fault if you are unable to differante between the different swedish poooosters cus you are autistic
so the only thing that's actually being randomly drawn is the order they tell us the pre-decided match ups?fucking grim
TOUGH GROUP FOR CITY
Real Madrid vs Assna
>>157499674>cus you are autisticAn autist would be able to differentiate
>>157499652To be fair Yamal single handedly cost his team the UCL final spot against Inter by taking a shot on goal at the last minute that led to equalizing goal. Kvara meanwhile showed up in the big games, even if he was bad in the Ligue 1.
Maresca gone by December confirmed.
>City-BarçaRodri bros...
>>157499674are you the guy that posts that random swedish celebrity all the time that nobody knows?or are you the one that posts down syndrome/boob reduction webmsi hate those guys
fucking brutal for citeh
>>157499686nah they suffer from face blindless and this frenchie guy here suffers from a similar condition
>>157499676Based on all the stipulations they've added, the matchups are basically fixed, so yeah.
>>1574993672 out of 3 ain't a bad prediction
>>157499652it's about the CL statskvara mogged everybody in the cl last season
>>157499676yeah wtf is this shit
>>157499698the swedish aw has given your flag a bad name, cant blame them
>>157499674>saar I am not the farsenal pooster trust me saaaryou got got. Now fuck off
>champions League>Most Teams are NOT champions shan't be watching also nomitavie deterministic fags keep catching L's
It's Barcelover.
>Starting from this year, a team is not permitted to host a side that they have previously played a league phase home match against in each of the previous two seasons
barca gonna get pumped lets GOOOO
>>157499687>muh big gamesThis isn't the Messi-Ronaldo era. 8 goals in Ligue 1 disgracefulYamal was the best performer over the legs
>>157499717kekw
>>157499709
>>157499721they are going to add so many conditions eventually that no one can play each other
>>157499721liverpool got madrid at anfield 3 times in a row so i guess they got fed up of it and want new games
Atletico ain't even making it to the meme round.
>>157499735Who the fuck is Viking?
>>157499721Can someone explain this to me like i'm a retard
>>157499717very hard
>>157499723Didn't Yamal have exactly 9 goals as well in La Liga?
>atletico vs unitedtasty
>>157499743stavanger, danish team I thing
>>157499717>Rodri>Dembele + Ferran >Como Cesc
>>157499717Yamal, Gordon and Raphinha will show Kvara, Dembele, Doue and Torres all levels
feels weird to see man utd in the CL ngl
>>157499735Atleti Bodo away will be a mental game
>>157499735how do you say "it's over" in cholo terrorist dialect?
>>157499721Liverpool aren't allowed to play Real in Anfield (would be the same match up as last two seasons), but Real are allowed to host Liverpool at the Bernabeu. Hope that helps
>>157499747yes but he did more>>157499652
>>157499745If Man City play Barcelona at home in this season's league phase, they can't play them at home in the league phase next season or the season after.
>>157499748gonna be bayern vs united too
>>157499754it was the normal 26 years ago.
Liverpool won
Cakewalk Liverpool draw.
>>157499750Norwegian
>>157499769holy rigging
AHAHAHAHAHHA ANOTHER DIFFICULT DRAW FOR PISS SHIT GAY looks like lens is gonna be getting 5 league games in 10 days this year
HOLY SHIT ARSENAL AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>157499754zoomer moment
>>157499776ah yeah right my bad
>>157499721Thank fuck for that. Sick of Madrid v City every year.
>>157499762Thanks for stating the obvious, Gianni.
Arsenal are fucking finished.
kek its so rigged against arsenal
my tnt youtube stream is way behind your ones
Arse looked rattled
I have not watched ucl in years. QRD on these groups? Break it down for me like I am 5 please
>>157499779kek cope and seethe
>>157499769damn my boi FloWiZ gonna cook these teams
>>157499717Piss easy draw except for finished City and PSG
>>157499764I agree that lack of world cup and mediocre Ligue 1 hurts Kvara's case, but winning your team UCL is more significant than La Liga for Barcelona.
damn, melty on the arsenal general
it's our year
bayern vs manu wow
>"the" arsenalmakes me cringe every time
E A S YASY
united kek>>157499802everyones in one big league, top 8 teams qualify
>>157499769Extremely easy run.
>>157499806>winning your team UCL is more significant than La Liga for Barcelona.Kill yourself.
>>157499802no group stage, just this random league stage with whatever match ups uefa want
>>157499821Aw hell yeah, luv me some matchups against our old pals yanited, always kino
time for the meme teams>>157499834it is bro.
>>157499808why the fuck are you even in there you sad prick?
>>157499768how did you know?
>>157499820*farts*
>>157499821>>157499823>>157499843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vETUpJ88cfA
>>157499852damn, melty in the cl draw thread
>>157499820aw and a meltyname a more iconic duo
>>157499821Best possible draw only bad teams and Bayerns pigeon Arseanal
>>157499843>bayern at old traffordkinoooooooo
I for one will root for>Arsenal>Barca>BayernLiverpool and Inter too, but they are not the favorites so whatever
Brugge are fucked.
>>157499861just think it's sad mate. only thing worse than being an arsecuck is living rent free in their heads.
>>157499645>t could be the lelsea fan swede hes also a bit cringeNo its the sad farsenal cunt >>157499820
>>157499870based
>>157499879No (You), not me
Sabah? How the fuck did a Malaysian side reach the Euro CL?
>>157499882AUS DIE MAUS
>>157499808THEY'RE RUDDY WELL RIGGING IT AGAINST US, ELIZABETH
>>1574998826 points incoming
Bad ebening.
>>157499603Yeah and everyone said he seemed really based
>dortmund vs aekdirtmund will have more greeks in their starting lineup than aex
Should really be finishing top 3 because that looks easy as fuck
poor little bétis
>>157499882hahahahahaohnononono dorkmundbros
which pot 3 and 4 team are going to give us a /mug/ this season?
who has got it worse so far? Arsenal or citeh?
>Real Betis Balompiewhat does that mean?
>>157499928piss shit gay since they got como
>Martin, London: Vini Jr. is going to get a really nasty reception at the Emirates. A look at what he could have had.lmao, fucking deluded cuntthe library won't do shit
>>157499930Real = RealBetis = PenisBalompie = Football
Como are getting screwed
>>157499930ballon pied = ball foot
very comfy draw for united
hahahahah UTD not making it outta groups
>>157499867>brugge - psvkino
Of course United avoids the decent pot 4 teams. Rigged, do the whole draw again.
>>157499952betis, villareal, roma, como, leipzig, atleti and bayern will beat us
>>157499958the format is already rigged enough
>>157499952are any of these teams better than hull city?
>>157499946Whoever gets them is unlucky, they are an incredible team
>>157499958Como are a good team though
>>157499954brother they cant beat Hull away, they aren't getting any points from those clubs, aside from sabah
>>157499955Very doubtful. They would need to get less than ca 12 or 13 points
This is getting boring now. Wrap it up.Any shitters who are not in Pot 1 should get emailed their fixtures
>>157499955tard abu
>>157499967No, Alfie.
>>157499967None of them are tigers, so you tell me.
>>157499968is Como this year's Bodo?
>>15749988214 Pointsshould be enough
>>157499958Como is the best team in pot 4
>>157499886It's about high time for the current generations of Arsenal and Barcelona to win it. And Harry Kane is the only reason why I root for Bayern
Let's go for it for the EnGOD teams>LiverpoolAtletico: WInter Milan: WBrugge: WVIllareal: WFenerbache: WLens: WLASK: WCityPSG: DBarca: LSporting: WPorto: WNapoli: WLepizig: WAEK: WLens: WArsenalMadrid: LBayern: LDortmund: LBetis: LLille: DNapoli: LSabah: WSlavia Prague: WVillaPSG: LBarca: LDortmund: LBrugge: WFenerbache: WGalat: DViking: WSlavia Prague: WUnitedBayern: LAtletico: LRoma: WSporting: WLeipzig: WVillreal: LSabah: WComo: WSo Liverpool, City and United progress.
>villa too dumb to keep pressing the button
>>157499986I really hope so
>>157499978they beat arsenal, city and liverpool (twice) last season
>>157499992Lens are better imo. I wanted them to draw them away for a guaranteed /mug/.
>>157499996>Liverpool going 7/7 after struggling to a draw against Newcastlelmfao
Stuttgartbros....
>>157500008lens are a french club so they shit the bed in europe
Se Mercadonacabó. Villarreal are fucked.
Napoli really unlucky
>>157500007irrelevant
what will villareal's excuse be this season when they start throwing all their games again?
that bodo/glimt bird
>>157500015With Barcola confirmed, yes. Really only a DM away from challenging on everything.
These draws are obviously fixedMan Utd always get drawn with Munich & AtleticoCity always get Madrid or Barcelona
>>157500015idk but i think liverpool will do good in europe, they won 6 out 8 league games last campaign, won against atleti, real madrid, inter
>>157500021my Brest was MASSIVE tho
Is Europa league draw right after?
>>157500033just how I like em
>>157500043t. Simona Halep
>>157500051Europa League and Conference tomorrow. They are playing the last rounds of qualification today
>>157500007they also played 43 games last season. total.
>>157499958United will at best draw Sabah
>>157500037they changed the rules, City couldn't get Madrid again. You can't get 3 same draws in a row. City didn't even get Madrid anyway (because of this rule).
Tough for Gala
>>157500034Absolute delusion, fullbacks are complete shit
>tell me, where is chelsea? for i much desire to speak with them
>>157500077THEY'RE TAKING A BLACK GUY TO COBHAMGARD
>>157500063which is why bottom of the table teams always beat top of the table teams, great point lil aussie abu
>>157500060Oooh right.
>>157499398Broken
>>157499867Why would anyone have to go to Belgium?
>>157500102just trying to keep your shit in perspective lad, you're minnows now time to act like it
we're gonna get pumped and dumped, but who caresthis is as kino as it gets for a CL debutFORZA
>>157500037City hasn't faced Barcelona in like a decade
>>157500179>aussie trying to tell me about footballgrim
>>157500176ITS SO FUCKING ÜBER, BRUSTRINGBROS
>>157500191Least you got United
>>157500191what's your stadium like?
Thread died after the pot 1 draw. Bring back the previous format.
>>157500176>Atletico, Inter, Gala, Lille
>>157500176>Viking Stavanger v Sabah Masazir is a Champions League fixture>Ajax Amsterdam v AS Monaco could be a Conference League fixturewewwewwew
>>157500222Honestly Kino
>>157499822>cringeAre you a woman?
>>157500246Viking vs SabahSounds like how a 6 year old describes Manchester City vs Liverpool
>>157499996Holy retardo
>>157500261sounds like an Asian Champions League fixture
>>157500191Is your team stronger than Hull city?
>>157500254Make her minge cringe while giving her the Arsenal
>>157500250>50 meters away from the pitch
leipzig got totally fucked, based
>>1575002724th in Serie A, they're coached by Cesc Fabregas, partially owned by Thierry Henry and a meme team with a few good pieces. Might be a good dark horse
>>157500330>ivan azondamn, i remember signing that guy on football manager a couple of times
>point vending machinesLiverpool, AtleticoVilla, PSV, possibly Yanited
Viking FK stadium
>>157500250
>City is no longer good so they give us Arsenal insteadkek, hilarious we have 15 champions despite all the rigging against
>>157500191Seems like a good mixture of teams. One of the giants of world football in Barcelona, the best team in the world in PSG, a few historic names of European football in Feyenoord and Man Utd, plus four other recognisable names but all of whom are beatable. You stand a good chance.
Reasonable.
>>157499952i'm just going to watch each man utd game instead of the best game that day. i'll be a man utd watcher this season.
>>157500660You're seriously complaining about having by far and away the joint easiest set of fixtures out of the pot 1 teams along with Liverpool?
Opta's take:hardest draws: Poor Sabah.
>>157506985easiest draws: Will Stuttgart make it this time?
