No girls allowedBunch of stuff going on>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Schedule/atp/ is ATPin' in Winston-Salem, but also Grand Slam qualifying in New York for the US Open, with the US Open starting on Sunday>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157439822
Raemon Sluiter is at the Van de Zandschulp game, just so you know
Round 1 has Féry - Musetti, Shelly - Griekspoor, Faria - Brooksby (which happened in Cincinnati as well, Faria won, and then beat Shelly)
>>157500947For me it's Jodar vs Kokkinakis, a certified five set classic
could american posters use american flags please thank you
>>157501011?
>>157501010I don't see Kokk being healthy enough to finish a match, let alone go five sets against someone like Jodar, assuming he even takes the court to begin with
>>157501059But I was told it it is mandatory for any slam to feature a five set match with Kokkinakis in the first round.
>>157501075A myth passed down from oldfags
Can’t find the thread
navone a shitter or not
>>157501371
>>157501385
>>157501398
It's going to be another women-tier seed slaughter
Guerrierifratelli we’re gonna make the dooping US OpenCinderella story, outta nowhere
>>157501408Who the FUCK is Kennedy
>>157501541>Doesn't know world's 386 rank, 18 year old Jack "The Mack" Kennedy.What a casual.
>>157501398Joke draw one again. How does he do it?
>>157501541>>157501584Lloyd Bentsen knewhttps://youtu.be/uWXRNySMW4s?t=153
>>157501594He made the call
You think he got paid? Wouldn't be surprised
>>157501698He was already injured in the previous match or what do you mean?
>>157501584I I know he’s 5’7
>>157501734that otto got paid simple as
If I won the tournament at Winston Salem I’d write on the camera Winstown Slayed-em
>>157501677Who called whom?
>>157501820Djoko to Federer (who writes the rulebook behind the scenes)
>>157501398Struggling to remember a weaker quarter.Anons?
>>157501792You'd come out of the closet?
>>157501910Physician heed thyself
>>157501532As a Guerrieri lifelong I'll always be bitter about that shameful Cervia Challenger semi-final loss to Alcala.
rain everywhere
>>157502015rain here as well
Storms here. Looks muggy as all hell for the uso.
>swampy meadows>The Great Cheeto will probably show up again and delay the shit out of the second weekGreat
>>157502207calm down
>>157502222I'll be too calm. As in asleep because matches will be at night
>>157502243don't die in your sleep then
>>157502248I'm not that lucky
>>157501820I hate newfags, Craig Tiley is the new CEO of USTA. And everybody knows how close Novak and him were during his days as the AO tournament director
>>157501398the only players capable of taking him out are probably Nakashima and maybe Berrettini
>>157502295What about a motivated landlordslose?
Yall sleeping on my boy big Fo to slay the geriatric
>>157502318don't be such a tiafool
This. is. not. tennis.
Had to explain to my dad what fast 4 was
>>157502371Did you tell him Gaudenzi needs strung upside down from a lamppostI've radicalised my father against 2 week masters
We are LIVE in Salem Massachusetts.
>>157502371Recently had to explain to my confused dad that the chimpanzee he saw playing an impressive song on the trumpet wasn't actually real
>>157502401that's the wrong sale-oh-oh-hemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-qetoZRbBk
>>157502371he doesnt know who vin diesel and paul walker are?
Is the buse already loose?
>>157502295Says all you need to know about the tennis
>>157502419KEK
j.m. cerundolo looks very argentinian which fits because he is argentinian
>>157502478On the other hand Buse doesn't look very Peruvian...
>>157502510what does he look like?
>>157502510Nonsense. The resemblance is uncanny.
going to renew my ,,watching a film" gimmick
>>157502564I saw one of those today
>>157502552He's so dreamy
>>157502564federally endangered?
Muggy USO will test dirty Europoors who never had to struggle with real extreme weather conditions
Busepologise
>toilet break of over 12 minutesbuse fell in
>>157502889busexcuses
>>157502892One of those posts where you laugh out loud for some reason Can’t decide quite if it’s a heh or a kek
The buse has broken down
Any busers still tight?
The buse is loose
Easy third set. Doubters nowhere to be seen. Told you all this is Buse's tournament.
Kovaxx
>>157502919exbuse you
just heard a literal ferry as fery won the set
Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
Cannot wait for the Fery-Duckworth rematch
Féry!
>>157500871of the named matchupsmega ass:majchrzak medjedovicsvajda altmaierlowkey hype:kecmanovic shapovalovshimabukuro rinderknechthe fuck:tirante mannarino
In two days tennis is finally back
>>157508376>Is not excited about a Fery - Duckworth and a Buse - Bonzi.Some fan you are.
>>157508987>witch trialsDid you ever hear about the JJ Werewolf trials of old Europe?
>>157508376tennis will be back only if charlie can save the sport once again
>>157508987i don't think any of the krauts like tennis desu
canny wait for nishikino satamojo
Has Fraudix played at all since Wimbledon? I only remember him losing to France's very own
>>157509950He beat two renowned titans of the US Open Series, Stefanos and Juanma
>tfw when some dutch tourist rings your doorbell in the middle of the day
>>157510076Suspiciously little play. Was he injured or something? Wonderin if he'll even make it far enough to face Fritz.
>>157510169Humiliation ritual. Let the old nigga limp around
>>157510194He did pull out of Canada citing injury, to his back IIRC? Couldn't have been that serious if he played Cinci
You just know Nishikori was this kid's idol growing up
cam on wendy
nakashima, djokovic, medvedev, tiafoe. who ya got?
>>157510747Me watching Peter Pan 2003
>>157510783djokovic obviously
>>157510783Got for what? Some third round exits?
>>157510936medvedev will lose before the 3rd round, tiafoe will make the qf and lose, nakashima will lose R4, serbman goes furthest.
>>157510783I was just talking to a coworker about how grim this era is. Especially for American male players.
Nishikori is still playing in 2026??? Unc Unc Unc Unc
>>157511122He is probably contractually obligated to
Expected a bit more of an emotional exchange but I guess Kei wasn't in the moodGiven that he's still on court I'm guessing they're doing a farewell presentation for him
>>157511122now think how far mid-late 2010s Nishikori would go in this era
>at least I lost to Rei than to some other playerLolAlso lol at Craig Tiley turning up out of nowhere
But why is Sakamoto in the photos
This Draxl character is a bit of a hothead, he's been swearing loudly and throwing his racquet around for at least the past few games, wonder how he hasn't gotten a code violation yet
Also he kind of looks like Will Ferrell
i was there for nishikoris last ever uso win
>>157511442Too poor to afford a code violation at this level
Not sure why he's sobbing when he won
schoolkaties, we made it
>Forbes’ list of the highest paid tennis players of 2026 is out. >Jannik Sinner and Serena Williams are the highest paid male and female tennis players this year. 1. Jannik Sinner - $58 million (ON-COURT: $23 million • OFF-COURT: $35 million)2. Carlos Alcaraz - $53.7 million (ON-COURT: $15.7 million • OFF-COURT: $38 million)3. Serena Williams - $40.1 million (ON-COURT: $0.1 million • OFF-COURT: $40 million)4. Aryna Sabalenka - $36.1 million (ON-COURT: $13.1 million • OFF-COURT: $23 million)5. Coco Gauff - $35.5 million (ON-COURT: $7.5 million • OFF-COURT: $28 million)6. Novak Djokovic - $30.2 million (ON-COURT: $5.2 million • OFF-COURT: $25 million)7. Qinwen Zheng - $22.6 million (ON-COURT: $0.6 million • OFF-COURT: $22 million)8. Iga Swiatek - $20.5 million (ON-COURT: $5.5 million • OFF-COURT: $15 million)9. Alexander Zverev - $18.7 million (ON-COURT: $13.7 million • OFF-COURT: $5 million)10. Elena Rybakina - $17.4 million (ON-COURT: $11.4 million • OFF-COURT: $6 million)
>>157511756and now?
lol at Los Cabos champ Arthur Gea losing 63 61 to Basavereddy
>>157511809The streetshitter beat the pantshitterBut the toiletshitter will beat them all
>>157511844>toiletshitterBuse is still stuck on the toilet?
>>157511928Between him, Tsitsipas and Cobolli there are actually multiple toiletshitters on tour
>>157511756
Why are tennis players afraid to pound a ball through an opponent at the net when they leave a sitter i.e. from a weak or floating volley? Just rip that shit
>>157511962Weird how tennis players usually only seem to have some bowel movement when they're losing
>Yes, let's give the skinny tall guy the baggy wide outfitDo they hate Jodar?
>>157512672Looks like a roblox character
>>157512688
>>157512688>Zverev [1]no just no
It's starting.
>>157512734in the world of shitters, the slightly less shitty is the King.
In my professional opinion, Djokovic is going out against Nakashima in a hard fought 4 setter
>>157512773What is djokovics record against americans at slams?
>>157512744Is that Tom Holland?
>bonzibusewhy aren't they playing in purple
Just hand him the trophy already. The second era of Buse has commenced.
>>157512965The commenters said he's literally after his fourth professional victory in hard court. That's bonkers.
>>157512974Not sure what kind of mickey mouse hard court trophies he has won before this. Must be some irrelevant challenger shit.
>>157513025Not trophies. Matches. He's only won three professional HC matches.
>>157513035That's complete bullshit. Either that commentator is delusional or you must have misheard something. He already won matches earlier this year in Indian Wells and Miami. Made it through USO qualies last year.
>>157512974>fourth professional victory in hard courthe tried to qualify and won 1 match for indian wells and qualified for miami this year and got money for it so it's probably more hard court wins in the main draw of an atp tour tournamentbit useless
>>157513059I stand corrected, then.
>>157513059He won 3 matches in the IW swing yes, he’d never won a ball game at TOUR LEVEL before on hard. Still my goat
Accidentally ate a 12 inch pizza
>>157513059>That's complete bullshitcalm down
>>157513085rolled it up and just slurped it down did ya
>>157513085What are you doing in the UK, Joao?
Buse Ferry might me the batch of the century
>>157513162batch?
>>157513184Pls don’t question me my new laptop broke earlier and I’m very very sensitive and drowning my sorrows
I think the lady commentator on English Sky wants to fuck Buse Like in a pegging way
>>157513216Fuck new laptops. Back in the good old days any laptop could last you for years. Now they break down if you accidentally touch the screen once.
What do we watch bros after US Open?? Davis Cup has kinda lost its shine
>>157513257Bro it was on my bed playing the ole cycling and I literally left the room went downstairs for some coffee and there was a pixel line of death down the screen, I’m mystified. Got the fucker 10 days ago. Now not sure if I’m going to be able to get another one before I ship out to resume my “pretending to be on an oil tanker in the Indian Ocean” gimmick
>>157513266You got Laver Cup, Shanghai, Paris Bercy, Six Kings Slam, Netflix Slam, Disney+ Slam, Amazon Prime Slam, IPTV slam the list goes on...
>>157513298Bro is forgetting the Nextgen Slam
I have genuinely never seen anyone who looks like buse in my life M
>>157513376He's dreamy
One of these white men in white cap and white shirt and black shorts grunting is a joke
Der Peruaner
>chokes the second just so he can breadstick the thirdAbsolutely busian and never in doubt. Fery is already trembling.
Buse is my boy and that’s never gonna change
Buse should be at the parties
Absolute barn burners scheduled for sunday
>>157514145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdOXfqXJE2s
>>157514418>actually look at the matches>remember what the song is actually aboutthe video doesn't fit at all haha
>>157512773If he loses to a journeyman like him it’s over for good
>>157513298Paris isn't Bercy anymore
>Buse vs Ferry Finalhuh
>>157515698Hello
Guess you could say Duckworth was a lame duck
>>157516177Good morning
>>157516292Good morning sir merry US Open eve
Ferrybus
>mice in the apartment>again
One whole match today Don’t think we’ll have a nice shiny USO thread for the start
>>157518805Not with that attitude
>>157518579Don't worry the Spaniard will bash him in the fourth round
>>157518579have you been leaving cheese out again?
>>157522233The little fucker doesn't like cheese apparently. I set some traps but he keeps ignoring them. All he does is run around in my window blinds at night to keep me awake. Oh and shitting everywhere of course
>>157522317get a cat
>>157516421but why?
>>157518579get a cat
>>157518579dmvbro...
>>157522550match prediction;
>>157523047But how deep are the waters
got the frenchies in straight sets in both tourneys today. kinda memey but don't hate it.
Djokovic beat Shapovalov in a practice set. 25 bros get in here.
>>157524106Nice>>157523151Fathoms below, deep in the murky depths
THE Cezar Cretu?
How in the fuck is this an ATP final?
Time for Nacho Bussy
Vamo Nacho!!
>double female commentatorsMight have to find another stream tßh
>Féry Busevery busy
>>157527756Not sure about this "accent on the e in Fery" gimmick
>>157527733rip my commentator-less streamswomen be yapping>>157527794he's frenchit's his nameor have this then>Apтyp Фepи – Игнacиo Бyce
>>157516421absolutely not>>157527877this is fine
yeah not sure about these foids commentating
cam on fery kick his kaboose
féry couldn't handle new balls
Too many men have failed befoooooore
And for this bus.... the next stop... is NEW YORK
Don't worry, feryheads, now it's time for the famous Buse second set slump.
At least the cloud formations look cool
ne1 got a farkin stream that works
>>157528409https://partner.nonamejose.sx/12eaa1de/12d52986/750729ba
>>157528422Merci
>>157528409https://partner.nonamejose.sx/12eaa1de/12d52986/4ba5082b
Off to the shipbreakers Ferry, I don't want to see you again
Someone call for a tug
The uso field finna get buseblasted frfr
man overboard port side
Ferry better put out a Mayday call
Did Fery just shove that ball ""boy""?
buse's tits
>Personal lifeBuse is pursuing a degree in business. Unlike many Peruvians and athletes, he confesses he is only mildly interested in football. Buse cooks and is a self-described healthy eater, who likes to keep it simple.[39]
>>157528700>Unlike many Peruvians and athletes, he confesses he is only mildly interested in football. Buse cooks and is a self-described healthy eater, who likes to keep it simple.[39]whomst wrote this crap
buse'd fery
>falling to the floor for a 250 that no one enters because it is a week before the us opencalm down
>>157528700A real human bean
>>157528714https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:CallumPaxton
>>157528786Everyone knows that Winston-Salem is the 18th slam
Turned on the hamburg highlights to see Boose’s first title and fuck I miss the orange stuff
I swear I just heard a ship hornI've got ferries on the brain
idk how to explain it but Bussy is the swarthiest ginger I've ever seen
Death to Sundays slam starts
I told you guys Buse would easily win this tournament
>>157529945Posters provided context: Germanon only started saying this at the quarter-final stage when Buse was the highest ranked player in the tournament and there was only one other competent player left in the draw.
>>157530099Hey man, I had to be convinced his second era would start after seeing some matches.
Missed the match but based Buse
buse just beat THE wimbledon semi finalist arthur fery
Guess you could say that Buse cast ,,accio title"
Rogi Cuckitini
>>157533946reading posts exposing him as a 7-5 merchant
First on 2moLehecka - Busta Wu - Walton
>>157533946Good speeches from mirka and goaterer
>>157534130>LeBu>WuWaAbsolute blockbusterWe eatin' good
Did Gill inhale a lot of weed at the Flushing Meadows?
>>157535356>Jodar over Ruud>Jodar over Zverev>Jodar over Fritz>Jodar over AlcarazHe's going to beat three former finalists and a two time champion?
Meanwhile Flashscore:
>>157535356>>157535786no one believes in us americabros
>do you have balls?>sure>pulls out dunlop can with 1 babolat, 2 roland garros, 1 us open balls he found inside a trashbin at the club>I have a new can we could open>no, let's use mine they're still goodplayers for this feel?
>>157528502did you get him?
>rigged draw>Novax night sessions all weekYep. It's US Open time
>>157536064>Oh, no, they show some respect to the motherfucking GOAT!The horror! What's the world come to?
>>157536107first it was he got favorable draws because he was number onenow its he gets favorable draws because hes the "goat"make up your mind
>>157536064Selling out to Israel and Jewish companies like Amazon has it's perks, but don't worry Carlos will take care of it
>Novak seetheoh yeah it's slam season
Not a single match today is getting me hard.I mean, Jesus. Mannarino's still playing?!
>>157536360mannafam will not forget this disrespect
He's just so balanced. So hecking balanced. My goat for sure.
Matches I wouldn't pull the curtains on if they were played at the end of my garden:Lehecka-PCBLandaluce-FearnleyPickelsen-Cina
Any changes in the broadcasting rights or do I have to tunnel into Australia again?
>>157535356There aren't enough adidas shoe factories in the world to compensate the generational wear and tear this run would produce.
>>157536064Perfect. All we need is grug to lose early and the path to 25 is clear.
>>157535356The Spanish cabal would never let this happen, it's well-known orders come down from Madrid in matches between two Spanish players to let the more established/favoured player win.
>>157537223Yeah hence Alcaraz beating Nadal in Madrid
>>157537397That was to promote the narrative of the new upcoming star.
>>157535980Junk ball chuckers? Dzuhmur for sure
when dane sweeny loses things get weirdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LtBqIThof8?t=1183
Always knew he was a weakmind shitter
>>157537775>pushing the beds togetherAre they gay?
>>157537892More masters titles than Fraudix, Demon Musetti and Tiafart by the way.
>>157533946
>>157538281kek
>>157538257the destroyer of djokovic mogs all of them
we gaan
3 setter bros we are so back!!
medjedovic is playing. the athlete?
watching 6 streams at the same time one wonders why this isn't just indoorsi miss grass
busted
>>157539061again
Nick Kyrgios status?
lehečka with the first set of the men's singles at these us openhe might win this match
cracking bit of cycling just there
Prizmasaurs.... there's a big glowy rock getting bigger in the sky
first tie-break happening at the shimabukuro-rinderknech match
>>157539345>>157539573History in the making
walton fucked it
rinderknechT fucked it too and lost the set he definitely had multiple set points for
>3-2 wu>4-2 wu>5-2 wu>6-2 wuthat all rhymedand then wu won the setwaltontards... he was serving for the set
More like Wultzin' through to the next round
majchrzak with the first second set
rindercuck hopefully loses
Wu?!? More like Poo
Wu has a better forrehand than Fonseca
le-heck-a
>>157539422might possibly maybe not hit?
Puud
When I was a child I used to think it was the 4 major opens because they play in 4 different surfaces turns out it was 3 because no one uses carpet courts because Federrer threw a fit about it and got it banned
>>157540179There's never been a carpet slam and it's not Fed's fault there isn't one
Walton withering within the Wu whirlwind
>>157540206>it's not [buttholer]'s fault there isn't oneit is
Christina doing well
WUU
lehečka finally wins the second sethmm
do peeps rate Wu?
majchrzak is the first to win!he won rosmalen you knowand medjedovic is the first to lose, forever...
>>157540161USO just improved
shevchenko likes to grunt loudly when he's about to lose a game
dinos might just make italso>lehečka
Jack Kennedy has just been shot
WUUU
Coleman Wong is so fucking shit dude, my god>>157541269BASED WUBROS HE'S GOING ALL THE WAY
