Thursday (27/08)>Copa do Brasil20:00 | Internacional x Grêmio>Copa argentina19:00 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Barracas Central21:15 | Club Atlético Platense x Instituto De Córdoba>Colombia (UTC-5)20:10/18:10 | Llaneros FC x Millonarios22:15/20:15 | Internacional de Bogotá x Deportivo PastoSexday (28/08)>Argentina19:00 | Club Atlético Unión de Santa Fe x Sarmiento21:30 | Boca Juniors x CA Lanús>Uruguay19:00 | Montevideo Wanderers x Central EspañolSaturday (29/08)>Brasil18:30 | Atlético Mineiro x Vitória20:00 | São Paulo x Red Bull Bragantino21:20 | Vasco da Gama x Cruzeiro>Argentina14:45 | Deportivo Riestra x Vélez Sarsfield17:00 | Rosario Central x Gimnasia y Esgrima19:00 | Huracán x Estudiantes de Río Cuarto21:30 | CA Talleres x Central Córdoba21:30 | Atlético Tucumán x Club Atlético Belgrano>Uruguay14:00 | Boston River x CA Cerro14:00 | Juventud de Las Piedras x Deportivo Maldonado17:00 | Defensor Sporting x Montevideo City Torque>Colombia (UTC-5)18:25/16:25 | Jaguares de Córdoba x América de Cali20:30/18:30 | Junior Barranquilla x Independiente Santa Fe22:30/20:30 | Alianza Valledupar FC x Atlético NacionalUTC-3Previous: >>157495179
What's worst Yesterday pecheada or the Alianza Risa night
>tranime
>>157501228are you lost?
Anime
>>157501256No, this is Patrick
>>157501209shit game
Are they actually blaming the goalkeeper for river's elimination?
>>157501209t. Gallina transvegana, descendida, incendiaria y cagona
>>157501227alianza night will always be worse of course
>>157501209Te fuiste a la B por puto y cagon
>>157501209>tranimeshitkill yourself riberfaggot
>>157501455He missed the decisive penalty
fuchibol argenchino will never recoverThey have descendated to permanent dino status. Their clubs will get weaker, poorer, and more irrelevant with time. Decades from now we will be talking about the last title argentina won in 2018, decades agoPalmolengo will both surpass independiente this next decade. We will se the most irrelevant laughably weak teams from brazil win the odd title, but Boca and River will be brigating to qualify for sula (they'll fail)This is chiqui tapia. This is kichnerismo. This is the future you chose
ENTER
(he really believes that)
kingdom farts
I believe him
vamos Itapipoca
>>157501703>ponziothat's like a parody italian scammer name
>>157501862Let's hear your name.
>>157501991Ponzinho
>>157501523Beltran looks like the kind of man to commit cannibalism 2 hours after being stranded in a non deserted peninsula
>>157501991Six sevenaldo lulaura trumpi
>>157502038I wish he could devour me
>>157502054vamos river btw
>>157502039t. Efmamjjasond 'Calendario' Sanchez
>>157502060kek it's funny because its true those conguitos have wild names
>>157502038not everyone is Viven anon
calendario was unironically my nickname at school
>>157502158why?
o homem calendário
>>157502158I hope you're not the anon who has the same haircut as Coudet
>>157502170He let come inside He was using the "tabelinha."jajaja
>>157502205wtf manI'm not giving more personal info
>>157502060How the fuck did you know my name
>>157502060Where is he now? Always found hilarious his teammates called him Efma
>>157501620And?
>>157502273I looked it up when I posted that and apparently he's in China. Like 10 years long career as a Forward and he's scored 25 goals in total wtf
oh boy r/fulbo is hilarious today
>>157502380n00b
>>157502380They be having a melty
brazilians are exactly the kinda people I imagine posting on reddit
>>157502495They post on reddit, they eat red velvet cake and they they watch female football.
Grenal duo cute
bom mesmo é postar peido e feijão no 4chan
argenchinians are thinking about us again. Winning every year will do that
>>157502545what did you win?
ain ain nao fala do meu bolo velvechi nao fala nao hein
i miss him
Trade offer:Brazilians will agree to return to the Libertadores sorting method where all brazilians have to fight eachother on the same side of the bracket, but in exchange all the prize money goes to brazilian teams, except for the final's money prize
empezó lá bobashera
>>157501862>Leo Ponzio2 million>Leao Ponzinho20 million>Leon Pontious100 million>Ponzi200 million
>Kily Gonzales to Inter miamibecause why the fuck not
>>157502593This format was never funny.
>>157502524>Red velvet cakeWhat's wrong with it it's really good
>>157502772
>>157502409
Gaybbbbio
>>157502794He kinda looks like that psycho gf meme from a decade ago
>CALEBE e Paulinho titulares>No 9Kkkkkkkk vai se foder
Nem Celso Roth ou Papai Joel entrariam com um time desses mas ele habla então tem um grande plano por trás
fuck a.nal
>>157502828He wasn't even born a decade ago.
anon promised to post loss today
>kannemannit's over
Porto alegre? More like benfica trischi :skull:
>CALEBE
>IS
>>157502846confia no professor
>Inter 4x0 BBBPodem cobrar depois
>Be Gremio>Pay debtsKWAB
O diferenciado can't make rent in Miami and all of those richfags in Porto alegre fill their bellies with feixoada everyday. Life isn't fair
why do dinos even exist
>>157502937Because Argentina controlling the Rio de la Plata stuary meant they could directly control tariffs of everything coming in and out of it, messing with British commerce in the region. Two states bordering it means international law and tariffs comes into place which are fixed
o algo
>>157502948How much for a sandwich and a coca cola in tacuarembó?
Grenal do fim do mundo e o cara entra com CALEBE
>>157502937Geographically, he is Brazilian (Portuguese)Culturally, he is Argentine (Spanish)To avoid future conflicts, the best option was an independent state
>>157502982Probably like 4 dollars
The opening for Madoka Magica is a huge musical achievement on par with Hounds of Love.
>>157502992test
estou me cagandose perder é rebaixado
>>157502893What happens in porto alegre? Also is there a porto triste?
>>157503124That's just the regular porto.
/copalib/ be honest with meis this gonna be a huge slurper?
>>157503142GreNal? yes
Puto Gaybbbbio
>>157503142yes? both teams are terrified of losing
My God what a shitshow we are screwed
>>157503142
>>157503189Do you know what Porto Alegre is called in English?Gay Harbourjajaja
cacetinho
What does he do
>Kravinovich
I'm rooting for Binter because I like the /lit/ anon
So much diving, a bunch of faggots
why the fuck binter has a player named marzipan?
>jahia, mateus
>>157503302They need diving to deal with the floods
>>157502545They love us:3
>>157503341hehe
>Donofrio was a pedophile>Almada y Montiel are rapists>now they hired Ponzio, a well know pedophile, as dtWhy is river obsessed with rapists and pedos, aren't they pro-women rights?
>>157502210
>>157502794>This will be our gk in 2030It's truly over
>>157503341Kek
>>157503385dibu will be 37 in 2030, he will be our goalie
Certified slurper
ITT you see people watching their first Gre-Nal
Here lies Inter
Another shitty grenalClassic
There have been more bookings than shot on goal
I didn't expect much and I'm still disappointed
Terceira cotovelada desse maluco do gremio
BRIGAAAAAAAA
result: no yellow
These teams deserve to descend more than Santos
gremio and inter will be rebaixated and we will have grenais in serie bscreencap this
Marmelada de banana
porra da melancia
not a slurp at all
>>157503506Both teams beat Santos
>>157503409yes, this one is acima da media
Já era, gurizadaO var tá com os caras
COLORADO É TUDO PUTOVAI TOMAR NESSE TEU CU
culo
Você vê que o futebol brasileiro tá falido conceitualmente quando o Muricy elogia a atuação do calebe kkkkk
>>157503671You are the Calebe, mate
Brazukians be like northern Uruguayans doe lmfao SPORTS
This is probably better than the Grenal
Brazukians really be like 'amou daquela vez como se fosse a ultimaBeijou sua mulher como se fosse a ultimaE cada filho seu como se fosse o unicoE atravessou a rua com seu passo tímido' jajajajajajaj they really do be saying shit like that
Sentou pra descansar como se fosse sabado? Nigga it's jueves u lazy ass
wtf is nigga blabbing about?
Já dizia Vinicius de Moraes... "quando o dinossauro senta, não é pra descansar"
>>157503757since I started weed everyday seems like sabado for me
great game guys
we cant score for shit
>>157503796Maybe with maconha this game is more enjoyable. They're playing like two relegation fodder teams really cagados about losingCARBONERO
>the shot would've been wide by at least 2m
>this Grenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqO0Hzdhtg&t=2s
>'sup, anon! Enjoying the product?
Samambaia will save us
i've seen enoughplayoffs in brasileirão now
One champion and 19 relegations
Why are Inter twisters singing no me arrepiento de este amor
alan patrick 90+11 penalty will save the match
>autistas coloradosLmao, that's being inclusive
I always preferred Fridays over Saturdays for some reason.
No difference for me. I never go outside anyway
>>157504034Is the Peruvian of the trips, quads and epic gets still around here?
>>157503598It's the Betano Cup after all, each time you gamble your anus is in play.
>Enamorado>doesn't show any love
Luis Castro is cartoonishly dumb
>>157503568fr?
>Mercado still playingGrim
>>157504105>playingLets not push things
>>157504077How many people can you love
Trikas, are Boca vs São Paulo tickets out? They are telling me to sign up.
>>157504115Well he's still on a football field being part of a squad and possibly even getting paid for it.
>>157504134Will you be in Brasil by then?
I HATE BRUNO HENRIQUE SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your leftovers are someone else’s food
>>157503796grim
>>157504161Yes, I will be. Planning on palmeiras va sao paulo too
Copa do Brasil without Corinthians, Flamengo and São Paulo SUCKS
>>157504215Thankfully there's Palmeiras.
>>157504210Noice
>>157504215
>>157504237The one in the front dances so much better than the other one, brutal mogging
>>157504234Yeah, there’s not much to do desu. I will most likely go to a few restaurants, bike ride in Ibirapuera, fight some palhaços golpistas in avenida paulista and hit a few gyms I like
>hit a few gyms I likeWhat does this even mean
>>157504277The gyms were mean to him.
>>157504283This
>>1575042772kg Brazilian dumbbells are way different than 2kg Colombian dumbbells everyone knows that
Didn't mean to post that picture
Fuck it, I will watch majin buu saga dubrado
>>157504453More addictive than crack
>>157504453Yeah but like how do you like a few gyms and go hit them? It's just one gym, the one we go to and end of story. It's not like different fast food chains.
Banfield will pay for this
o produto
platenchi fica ganhando pelo inschichuchi, bora fazer apostinha numa cueca suja do gozadeira apos jantar feijoadinha
>>157504577>Its not like chain food restaurant It is, there are gyms for beginners, women, body builders,
>>157504153Brutal
>>157504577There are two very famous gyms in São Paulo >>157504852Yes
>mariolanew nickname for green flags
Some people will look at bottom and say it's somehow better than top
>Riverfags asking Ramon Sweet lord
>>157504984In their current state definitely not otherwise they would be on top.
>nobody talking about squid vs institution penalties for copa argenchinaMy comrades are DEAD.
>>157505024I didn't know about this game. Just tuned in.
>>157505024Keep me posted
Dybala status?
s-s-s-s-s-squidGODS.....
>Bloria
These Institute guys aren't very good, are they?
>boca, estudiantes and platense are the only boludao teams still playing all 3 competitionsit's a titan season
>>157505085They're doing well in the league, but it's a matter of time before they implode as it's the usual with them.
>>157505079>vergANO is the only cordobese team to not be a microbe
>>157504984Brazilians always prefer to bottom.
>>157505098And Talleres?
>>157504984Another relatively good year for ecuadorean clubs overall.
>>157505119>supercopa internacional and the alpha build of the sulamericana against literal mickey mouse teams
>>157505119Overhyped
>>157505124i wonder why barcelona always shits the bed while idv and ldu are the ones that actually win shitdon't even get me started on emelec
>>157505119>sampalobby
>weightlifting is an activityMiss me with that gay shit. You lift something in order to put it someplace else. Lifting weights in a gym is unnatural and you're just swelling your muscles which WILL leave you like a fridge the moment you stop doing itI for one enjoy the blessed activity of manual labor as exercise saludos. Jesus did it
>>157505140Guayaquil doesn't have altitude
>>157505119They worked a kid to death like a year ago
>>157505167Explain Bogotá shitters>>157505162Strongman is the superior sport
>>157505162Oh, unnatural, is that right?So I assume you dont take modern medicine to prevent illnesses and death, you don't consume ultra processed food and beverages, you don't know what is going on in the other side of the world through instant world wide communication, etc
>>157505140Guayaquil clubs are poorly managed and plagued with corruption and incompetence. IDV are possibly one of the best managed clubs in the continent and their academy is the basis for Ecuadorian football today. Liga don't seem to be quite there, but they're still good enough. Curiously, there isn't really a big revenue gap between them and Barcelona. Barcelona are essentially in a Corinthians/San Pablo/Bover situation.La altura also helps, but the clubs are well-ran.
>>157505196Quito is higher than Bogota, and cachacos are sissy fags that prefer having some shit corporate job over kicking a ball. NGUBUS> CachacoAnyways, holy faith won their sudakino thanks to altitude
>>157505190That kid aguante talleres? Or another kid?
>>157505211Holy low iq retort kek
>>157505237Quanto de braço, amigão?
>>157505167IDV and Liga regularly beat Barcelona in Guayaquil. And your hypothesis fails to explain what Quito clubs have that Bogotá, Cusco, La Paz, Atacama and Antofagasta clubs don't. Also wherever Patriotas are from.
>>157505211>UnnaturalYes>MedicineAlways has been part of human nature>Ultra processed food or beveragesSome, yes. Doesn't mean it's good for me at all, and I try to keep it at a minimum>Worldwide webHasn't done me much good either desuI think gyms are a phenomenon to counterattack the sedentary lifestyle most people have, but you can't tell me there's no chore left, no work to be done or no stone left unturned in the life of the average gym goer. All of those manual activities you are able of doing also shape your body and I find the results to be more pleasant to the mind, body and dare I say SOULAnd the chicks dig it aait? Cant be napping everyday, having dishes to be done then lifting weights in my book, it's a contradiction
A.nal also won the 89 libertadores thanks to Altura (and narcos of course)
You're free to do with your life what I want in the way I personally prefer saludos
>>157505277Quito is higher than Bogota. >Antofagasta, Cusco, La PazThey don't have Ngubus, Quito has Ngubus + altura . Antofagasta might have in some future with all our congolombians brothers and Haitians there
And nigga if you're doing manual shit all day no way you're paying some other nigga to lift their weights in their rental commercial place no way
The fuck this nigga is rambling about Did they poison rio Paraná again?
>>157505343The voices in his head are taking over.
Mfs be lifting dumbbells then too tired to do laundry Then again miss me with that gay shit
Is it always like the same one or two dinos posting when I see that flag? They all write and act the same, those 3 million niggas even breeding over there?
>>157505310Quito and Bogotá are only 200m apart and the results are brutally different, both domestically and internationally. You're just jealous of Ecuadorian excellence.
I don't lift and I don't do laundry
Flamengo seriously believes that they can get a better striker than pic related for 12m euros?Considering the state of modern football, I find it nearly impossible. Unless you have excellent scouts, which isn't the case with Flamengo.
>>157505285All of my work and chores are intellectual so I have to liftYou wouldnt get it
>>157505369Uruguay has about 600 people. How many of them could possibly use 4chan's sports board to discuss South American football?
>>157505383I don't know what's up with this transfer either. It's not like Flamengo are even making a significant profit, they're selling him for marginally more than what they paid.
>>157505380Your parents are tired of your shit nigga
>>157505383O PLATA HIPOTÉTICO
>>157505386Shit only looks good to other men u know>>157505389It's not about me being offtopic is about football letting me down over and over this year
>>157505358Saludos
>get tired doing the laundry Just buy a washing machine dude. Stop being poor
>>157505416If other men are enjoying the view let them beYou know, I can pretend to be gay to get other men to pay stuff for meI never did it but I can do it
>>157505377>Only 200m That's a lot after you hit the 1600m
>>157505410Modern football needs a winger who can help defending. Luiz Araujo is considerably worse in 2026(worse than Plata) and he is way slower too. I'm not saying that Plata is a great player but if you want to have a better winger, you will have to spend way more than 12m. My ideal FLA wouldn't have 3 strikers. I prefer a 4-4-2 or even a 3-5-2 over 4-2-3-1.
>Ecuadorian excelenceNigga, they only have 1 copalib
>>157505455Also Bogota doesn't have Ngubus either, they bring some usually from the Pacific but as they are foreigners they don't feel the colors
>>157504984>brazilwinslolWhen will it end
the boludocups current standing
>>157505410Plata is Flamengo's Canobbio. Yes, he's shit. But he runs for the rest of the team and has good lungs to sprint over and over again without losing pace. Plata is the only reason why Jardim's high press has been very successful so far. A winger who's both physical and technical doesn't stay in the Brasileirão, so having one skilled winger and one operário is a decent compromise. As far as operários go, Plata is excellent and I don't see what else Flamengo could do with the 10 million euros Zenit will give them. Needless to say, there is no good immediate substitute for him in the squad right now. Luiz Araújo is mediocre and Carrascal is horrible.
>>157505513some potential kino matches ngl
>>157505504In reality it's more of a Flamengo and Palmeiras thing.
Burrior would probably have a copalib if they let them play at 3:30. They played at 5 once against Bokita.
>>157505522Canobbio is technically worse than Plata. I would say that Plata is almost like Andres Gomez. Plata is worse at shooting at goal but better defending. You need operários especially considering how old the main players are. Samuel Lino and Plata are the only ones not 30y+
>>157505472One Libertadores, four Sudamericanas, three Recopas, all in recent memory. Ecuadorians are regularly reaching the later stages of Copalib and this year we see two Ecuadorian teams among the best eight sides in the continent.It could be your club, but you prefer to play apertura clausura basura
>>157505600Andrés Gomez isn't an operário imo. He's a regular attacking winger who's just very bad at it.
>>157505090>the two actual real champions from last year, edlp and squid game, are the best performing teams of the year so far >and boca is there too
>>157505687we made fun of the meme format but he was onto something
>>157505738irm was also a real champion from last year and is also doing well, they only got elimianted by benulties from copalib
>>157505687where 2 cop?
>>157505513For me, it's CAB vs CAT for the CA
cala boca mariola
>arthur>in big 2026>with money from Nerman's companyis santos filled with retardeds? nothing from this shit is good for the club>>157505866cala a boca você o porra
>>157501675But enough about the selecao.
All Ecuadorian success is Gran Colombian success. I welcome it.
how about we start a trend of buying shitty brazuca players and making them play in teams like aldosivi, we need some black guys for the diversity quota
>>157505611Liga made it to the semis last year. The difference is that last year they had three teams in the sudaca round of 16. Serie A has one of those strange formats some european leagues use where after a round robin teams are split in three groups.
>>157506037Another thing Talleres been doing in the recent years and well look at them now.
>>157506062really? name one brazuca player they bought recently
>>157506063They had Rodrigo Guth until this transfer window and still have Rick Lima Morais. A few years ago they had a guy called Guilherme.
>>157506037I don't know why we don't see more Brazilians in the LPF honestly. We can't be that bad.
>>157506105Because foreigners in here don't have much to do with being good or bad but rather being a cheap alternative.
>>157506120I doubt Série B and Série C shitters are that expensive.
>>157506105You don't wanna know the real answer
>>157506128Yeah but well teams would rather not sign those.
>>157506152Série C is ogre, but there are decent players to be scouted in Série B.
>>157506209Good luck with getting there before Serie A teams and be willing to pay what they're asking for which is why they prefer to look elsewhere. It's all a matter of costs really.
You can always go full retard like us and sign a foreign keeper to be a benchwarmer.
>bean exports on the rise>+400% increase in just 1 year bros... the psyop worked... they're now buying our beans
I hate females
>>157506340Good, now we can keep Truco score with no worries.
wait until they get the beans and see they're white and not black beans, they'll fall off the side of the morro
>CBF rigged the Copa do Brasil draw forcing 3 regional classics>2 shit draws and one shit 3x0 with Santos not even tryingkwab
>>157506529How did they rig it?
>>157506556Some beans were hot and others cold, letting the host know which beans to pick for the draws.
sexo con argentinas
why do brazilians obsess over the most freak looking women
>>157506556Magnets
>>157505504Fogão mentioned
>>157507299It’s just one dudeThe natural way of the Brazilian is a gordinha
a unica coisa que me conforta, é que todos aqueles traficantes que fizeram pacto com os Estados Unidos, cedo ou tarde, serão jogados na lata no lixoE o Palmeirinhas volta pra série B quando isso acontecer
Just crashed into a gordinha’s UP btwSome abuelo stopped out of nowhere, she crashed on him and I crashed on herLike a car human centipedeNot much damage
It’s kinda crazy how you guys think about Verdazzo 8 in the morning on a Friday
>>157507299>>157507925
Hispanohablantes don’t describe different intensities of rainThey got no words for toró, pé d’água, chuvarada just like they got no word for saudadeThey just call everything lluvia, such simple people
Se vc torce pro Palmeiras, nao pode reclamar da corrupção do governo Lula, dos deputados que enviam 2 milhões de reais para bilionários do agronegócio comprar máquinas agricolas com juros de 0,01% ao ano
>>157508105How is liking some ultra bogged woman high testAre the farmers in Federico Westphalen married to a Virginia look alike or a fat alemoa who makes cucas and ambrosias all dayYou’re fighting against your very nature
>>157506279Back when Fluminense were dysmal, they played Liverpool for the Sudamericana and the fans were shocked at how good their keeper was. A man who went by Guillermo de Amores. The fans mobilised to press the club into signing this brilliant goalie, and it worked. De Amores would proceed to spend the next two years injured without ever playing for them.
>>157508209>Guillermo de AmoresThat’s not a real person, that’s a Gabriel Garcia Marquez character
>>157508199Comparative studies show that alemoas are extremely prone to bogfication if they acquire the means to do it. Santa Catarina and Paraná offer multiple cautionary tales on the matter.
ficou saudachi na cueca da sua irma com gosto do cheiro
>>157508161We have llovizna, aguacero, sereno and many others like frijolada
voltorb
Brazinohablantes don't even care about rain
Brazil loves trannies so much they sleep with a travesseiro every night
Fun fact: when colon arrived to Mexico he thought he had arrived to brazil and that's why he named the people there "beaners"
Columbus never set foot on Mexico. Is that the real state of argie education?
Ok, enough about feet, you are going to be weird again.
electrode
Beany beany Bam bamBeany bee
Brazilians be like "isso ai é uma pipica" "nao nao amigao isso ai é uma popoca" and pretend like that's a real language.
>>157501209Grandia II?
>>157509239Depends if boca loses too.
This guy keeps the thread afloat in the mornings with such dedication to shitposting it’s impressive. I love you donkey eating bro!
Says the attention whore that posted twice as many posts as me. Makes you wonder why this retard hasn't been stoned to death yet by the /copalib/ death squad.
>>157509287Fuck you, dude. If you didn’t eat your portion of beans don’t lash it out on me
Culombia should be a volleyball nation
>>157509513I don't like those phenotype, their mug aura mocks me
>>157509513All girls play volleyball here, when they hit puberty they get pregnant, whore themselves out or go to college. Very few keep playing it
>>157505611>four SudamericanasHaving 3 Libertadores and 1 sudakino y is better than having 1 libertadores, 4 sudakinos and some recopas.
>>157509549Always wondered why they play Volleyball if no one dreams going pro or even amateur, I played it when I was in school just to be close to girls, such a shit sport
>>157505611>Ecuadorians are regularly reaching the later stages of Copalib and this year we see two Ecuadorian teams among the best eight sides in the continent.Which they will lose to Brasilians at some point which make it worthless, even Pereira made top 8 not that long ago>Could be you if you changed your formatIts not because of our format, the format would help us for the matter since we can sub every match and just focus on Copa lib, but anyways, I rather the cheap joy of winning a league every six months than the fake hope of making semis or quarters knowing you will get BTFO but Brasilian at some point
colombians can't picture someone playing sport out of sheer enjoyment and fitness
>>157509630Then play with your friends in a park. Why sign for a team and play every day then
see? it's their breakfast question
Colombia is one of the most fitness active countries in the region, chud.
How would you feel if you didn't have a volleyball negress for breakfast this morning?
>>157509690I wanna put my cheese in a colombian negress' coffee if you know what I mean.
>>157509513Is there anything uglier than a female monkey’s ‘hair’?That’s why they’re always angry, and the fact that they have more testosterone than a gorilla
This nigga likes black male hair, probably says "well they have less testosterone than a gorilla so it's not gay".
>>157509702>I see. Fascinating specimen
>>1575095131, 2 and 3
>>157509513>tfw no athlete 1,90m colombian gf to hold me in her arms
>>157505513Onpy boquita. Where are the other b8g teams?
>>157509591Round-robin leagues make more money and lead to better squad building. It's not a magical solution but it's the first step in deplumbefying Colombian football and it'd take you far. And it's not because Brazil is still far ahead of Ecuador that their efforts and accomplishments mean nothing. You're just jealous of Ecuadorian excellence.
>>157510087Vélez and Estudiantes are right there.
>>157503822K-karina, is that you?
Kukas will now hate on Karina for taking an honest job in a moment of hardship as opposed to munching benefits like they do
>>157510130>Ecuadorian excellence>Have less Copa libs than us>Their NT is a joke that lost to Mexico>Burrior beat LDU in altitude not that long agoNigga, how am I jealous?
So n9w its colombia x equador?Dont know which side to pick
There was a time when ABerica made the final 3 times straight and they were one of the beast teams in the world. If you don't win the cup it doesn't mean shit.
>>157510355colombia's merca is better
When you put the libertadores is hard to disagree.2 atle 1 once caldasX1 for Ldu
But in equatoriana have altitude which makes their teams reach later stages
>round robin brings more moneyIn Ecuador that only 3 teams have fans and they are only 17 millions might work. Here we have 10 teams with fans and are 50 millions, no one is going to la cancha if your team is out of the title race by week 6.
>>157509570Return doesn’t compensate effort, it’s a hobby
do round batman then?
>>157510484which supports my theory that Colombia is not a futbolero nation. Football is popular, and that’s it
>>157510497Yeah but we've been spoiled with this 8 teams play off format, if they change it to a round robin out of nowhere we would have at least 4 years of empty stadiums
>>157510510People don’t go to the stadiums because it’s dangerous. You can’t enjoy a Saturday night with your kids because there’s always a nigger trying stab another nigger. Either ban them from the stadiums or put them the boots on and attendance will improve
>people say it’s impossible for Aranda to break his leg alone >They say someone broke his leg and are trying to protect himI literally saw someone breaking his leg in very similar way in a previous job.
>>157510538>People don’t go to the stadiumsYiyos sells out every single week despise having the most dangerous fan base of all.Burrior, a.nal, CA/si and ABerica have 16-18k average per match, Santa Fe probably around the same, if they are out of the title race it will be half or less than that. There was a Burrior game that had like 250 fans when they were out of the playoffs race
>>157510484Apertura and Clausura with no cuadrangulares, like Argentina did from 1991 to 2014
>>157510586And playing with 18 clubs instead of 20
>>157510586Arghhhhhh
>>157510591electrode
>>157510582It could be higher and you know it. > There was a Burrior game that had like 250 fans when they were out of the playoffs raceBased, enough of praising those mercenaries after having shit results
Boringmaxxing rn
I just got paid, what is next?
>>157510772MileroticosDONT, you have a gf
a thousand and one nights of suspense in your room
>>157510772Have sex with a very hot puta
>>157510800Devil>>157510779Angel
Ok, tell me. What do you think of this commie-ball bros
Quem é esse MERDA?
>>157511050quem é VOCÊ bro
Insane pulada de barcaWhy the fuck would you leave for a relegation fodder team?
>>157511050Esse sou eu, prazer te conhecer
>>157510825If they play against Germany they complete the letters to form PUBG.
>>157510825SAAR
Muzzu made a video on Alexander Woiski. I give you the rundown to save you a clicktl,dr; he's that random player that Gallardo had brought to River from Mallorca, turns out he was basically worthless>River Plate signed him roughly 1.5 years ago as a highly touted “Europibe” (Argentine with European youth formation, including Mallorca). He arrived with a reported €100 million release clause, Argentina U20 call-ups, and strong backing from Marcelo “Muñeco” Gallardo. He was presented as a promising, technical goal-scoring forward who could elevate the squad.>Reality check: He played virtually no minutes in the first team and struggled badly even in the reserves (basic control, physicality, finishing). His level was far below teammates; he never lived up to the hype.>The club paid a high reserve-level salary and invested prestige/resources for little to no return. Beneficiaries of the hype are unclear, but River lost out.>After being released, he joined Deportivo Táchira (Venezuela) on a short contract until 2027 with performance objectives. Muzzu frames this as the bottom of the South American ladder (below even Colombia or Chile options), confirming the total failure of the player>Context at River: The club needed a striker amid injuries/departures (e.g., around Borja and others), yet the unheralded Freitas stepped up and performed while the hyped signing did nothing.>Call for accountability: Gallardo (who requested him) and River directors should explain the signing. Muzzu uses the case to illustrate how these deals work and why skepticism toward inflated transfer stories is warranted.
>>157511333THE OLD AND WELL KNOWN NEGOTIATED PACKAGEbut seriously, river's numbers don't add up at all
greetings /copalib/, we play in 20ish minutes, I may not be present because people invented work for me that starts in 20 minutes. Link at pic related, the team we beat last week is winning.
Tl;dr
>muzz*Opinion discardedargensimian
Thank you
#RENUNCIALEILA
>>157511475work cancelled, we will play against the top of the group /bootleg/
>>157511656GANEN O SE PUDRE TODO
>>157511656This shit is worst than a llaneros vs rionegro aguilas
I swear to God I can't understand half the shit macaco louco posts
AND /COPALIB/'S NEW TECHINICAL IS
>>157511808I ignore nameschizos and you should as well.
we got atropelated. Next match still hasn't been scheduled but it will probably be this weekend.Any requests for songs to be played next match?
1500chan is down, I'll have to stick to you fags for a while
I keep getting baited by whores on twitter
>>157512003O pessoal lá é chato pra caralho
1500 and etc are just /int/bra but deader
>>1575120821500 is way more retarded, you get banned if you are not a hardcore bolsonarista
>>157511808Filter him, he's doing you a favor with the name.
>>157512058legal é vc né?legalzão
San KWABencio can't catch a break. Just erase that cursed club from existence
Stop speaking Portuguese, you monosDon’t you have any empathy? Imagine the Spaniards struggling to understand what you black people are saying?>black people>empathySorry, I’d forgotten you lot don’t have that.
>>157512228Eu gosto de pensar que sim
>Eu gosto de pensardoubtful
>>157512003jump off a bulding faggot
>>157512308Uiiii
Just took a sonequinha sinistraHeavy blanket, lluvia in the backgroundNow it’s time for café and bolinho, life is good
>paulinho injured AGAIN>will only be available in Octoberi cant believe >we paid a bunch of money for a guy who's last important goal was against Bostafogo at FIFA Club World Champion 2023
>>157512381E trabalhar que é bom?
>we You aren’t even a sócio, lil broYou objectively didn’t contribute at all
I got a very good rank in the concursinho da prefeitura. I hope they call me so I can mamar nas tetas do governo.
>>157512450>working on a Friday afternoon the fuck? Slavery is back?
>>157512759todo dia você tira soneca e come bolinho PORRA
>>157512454well actually i'm, i even got discount at drugstores because of it
our fartis a stinky fart, babyit's stinkier than all our beansI had seen in strange black eyes, favelado tearswe are black souls in a new morro, baby
it's that time of the year again...they're everywhere
>>157513060they're big guys
Who triggered this schizo
>>157513154he do be groovinlet him be
>>157513154Dinos don't need to be triggered, they are retarded all year round.
>>157513154voltorb
>>157513160pretty much, argies are so out of touch, they kill the vibe everytime, argies are fucking cancer they be reporting me for speaking portugues
>>157513179now that you mention, yes, argies on copalib are amargosi wonder what's the explanation for this
Today was particularly stupid for /copalib/, hopefully Boca can fix this.
>>157513202é tudo o que eles têm
>>157513202Clearly we are not the problem if his wall of text shitpost gets deleted. Maybe him and YOU are the problem.
>>157513230>sucking up to janniespathetic
>>157513230>him and YOUIt's the same guy jumping the fence to change his flag.
>>157513238If it were up to me half of the thread would be nuked.>hurr durr I enjoy spam so much1. that's your problem.2. you are losing anyway
I miss when he used to spam basedjacks and go*e, that was the real shit. Dis is nothing.
>>157513238>>157513219
at least you guys report the facebook spammer that always appears when flamengo is playing, right?
No, we celebrate it :^)
>>157513309Batoteiros
>arjentino>bosteiro>hall monitorDeus não castiga duas vezes
ahh it was the dino obsessed with us, that makes a lot of sense why he has been pipocating like that the entire day
i barely post here now but ok kkkkkkkkk
>>157511333100 million dollar release clause btw
BOMBAZO
the problem about real goth girls is that their mental issues become kilograms of fat in their face after they hit 30
>>157513664YOU THIEF STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
>>15751366419 years at FlamengoIt's going to be a asado
fuchibol hoje
>tfw I'm not the only dinobro that spazzes out brazukian lyrics ITT Feels good
>>157514027Leila and Jeff Bezos linked up, need it or keep it?
But don't forget to also show love to our countrys great heartfelt folkloreI love to listen to it before during and after I watch my SPORTS and that what makes this post relevant to the board
He came up with a new personality on the spot.
>>157514122I'm not the argie hating dino I'm the rambling gym hating dino formerly known as the badborn bagbro that's been letdown by football too many times.............
what about uruguaian music? do they exist?
>>157514027Ele tem cara que sabe fazer um canguru perneta
>>157514160gardel is uruguayansimian
>>157514160Boy does it existCanario Lunahttps://youtu.be/1LgkTP0nIWM?si=PC0z-rsLW9kTusH_Jaime Rooshttps://youtu.be/Q61IkKg7wi0?si=OU-myBp_RvBpAb3FThe Artist Formerly Alive Ruben 'Negro' Radahttps://youtu.be/aItRI2KvRPs?si=Ps3FBsegL3r7IoOeAlfredo Zitarrosahttps://youtu.be/jnhHgcFo4EY?si=4mPiS_KjKcGI2_NFLos Olimareñoshttps://youtu.be/zE3nq42QnfE?si=8wdcbxe2zTxePaQYLarbanois-Carrerohttps://youtu.be/gftD6Y2nPOI?si=Zb-Vu9lHrII7VNw-Los Zucará (one of my dad's favourites)https://youtu.be/qQWXoEjSkjA?si=Tmk10J9LS8NeBYxt
>>157514218has fantano made a review on any of it? not real music if no
>>157514201Tá comendo gorda no cativeiro
>>157514245Our musics a well kept secret that hasn't fed anyone for long
>>157514218I'm listening, canario luna wasn't a good first impression imodesu, no offense
>>157514345It's not supposed to be in any particular order. Canario Luna is very much murga-based. Maybe too much of a filter for foreign ears. The rest aren't as much of a filter. I do look forward to you listening to the rest and commenting on them. I won't take offense if you don't like them, these are boomer core songs for a reason
>>157514429I'm at Blumana atm, very groovy, makes me want to drinkI liked the synths of Tal Vez Cheché as well, will listen to the rest of the album.
>>157514449The rest after Blumana are very much folklore music do with that information what you willPoint being we do be having music here
>>157514533I noticed, quite a mood swing
>[[[music producer]]] listens to [POPULAR SONG UNKNOWN TO NORMALFAGS]>"IT BLEW ME AWAY?" written on the thumbnail >guy is soifacing and pointing at somethingWhy the fuck are these type of videos so popular?
>>157514557My least favourite trope is 'black American man reacts to [very popular song from sudaca country]' and the views and comments are all people from that sudaca country jeezing their pants for this man that fake-reacts to shit for a living'Foreigner likes/shows interest for your country' is a popular thing for some reason
>>157514626>'Foreigner likes/shows interest for your country' is a popular thing for some reasonYeah I noticed that too, sudaconguitos are really starved for validation from some american boomer that sits on their computer all day trying to get views. I wonder if other poor areas like SEA or Africa get the same kind of content too.
>>157514653>>157514626as a brazilian I very much enjoyed his reaction, greetings from brazil, apoliges for bad english
There's a Los Zucará song about itDel mar los vieron llegarmis hermanos emplumadoseran los hombres barbadosde la profecia esperada.Se oyó la voz del monarcade que el Dios había llegadoy les abrimos la puertapor temor a lo ignorado.Iban montados en bestiascomo demonios del maliban con fuego en las manosy cubiertos de metal.Solo el valor de unos cuantosles opuso resistenciay al mirar correr la sangrese llenaron de vergüenza.Porque los Dioses ni comenni gozan con lo robadoy cuando nos dimos cuentaya todo estaba acabado.Y en este error entregamosla grandeza del pasadoy en este error nos quedamostrescientos años esclavos...Se nos quedó el maleficiode brindar al extranjeronuestra fe, nuestra cultura,nuestro pan, nuestro dinero.Y les seguimos cambiando oropor cuentas de vidrioy damos nuestras riquezaspor sus espejos con brillo.Hoy, en pleno siglo veinte,nos siguen llegando rubiosy les abrimos la casay los llamamos amigos.Pero si llega cansado un indiode andar la sierralo humillamos y lo vemoscomo extraño por su tierra.Tu, hipócrita que te muestrashumilde ante el extranjeropero te vuelves soberbiocon tus hermanos del pueblo.Oh, maldición de Malinche,enfermedad del presente,cuándo dejaras mi tierra,cuándo harás libre a mi gente.Saludos
We wuz charruas and sheeit but the idea is the same
>uoca is playing >not one post about itRivergazos we can't stop winning
>>157514863nautico is playing
2026 anyone?
sorry hispanohablantes, you'll never produce such MELANCHOLIC GOTHIC KINO and make it a nursery rhymehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuZf_xTt_JU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ew85F7es1c
What are lusophones so melancholic aboutNo point in crying over spilled beans. Don't be sad because they're over be glad you just had a huge bowl of nothing but black beans
>>157514909You will never turn an 80s love song about heartbreak into a cancha chant telling the players to go fuck themselves because you never go to la cancha in the first place.
>>157515024You don't know how it feels to be the class clown,
>>157515030uh yeah, we usually sing about wanting to fuck the rival's mascot
>>157515057More like the gassy clown lmao
golaço do nautico
>the mighty boca juniors is playing>*cricket sounds*>river plate loses a penalty shoot out in a mickey mouse cup>700 replies in 2 hours
>>157515147>boca fans go to la cancha and put their phones in plane mode, the rest are watching on TV at the edge of their seat biting their nails>riverfags spend all day posting about the match on social media and during the game they take selfies eating delivery sushi and the rest of the people treat them as lolcowsThere's a lot to unpack here.
>playing in a sexta-cheirawhat is this? Série B?
>>157515215You have better friday night plans?
>>157515214You talk a lot about going to cachas, but I've never seen a blueflag canchaposting...
>>157515147boca fans can't canchaposting anymorehttps://www.excelsior.com.mx/deportes/boca-juniors-prohibe-abonados-grabar-contenidos-para-redes-sociales-bombonera
>>157515225I'm having pizza and weed while watching the yugioh world championship
>>157515230You'd be retarded taking your phone to a cancha.
yeah let's all pretend the BEAN SCHIZO goes to the stadium regularly
>>157515230he doesn't goes to la cancha, riquelme doesn't want him there, el club es de los socios
>>157515237They didn't tell you? Maconheiros get their cu eaten in this general.
>>157515294
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/canchaposting/filter/text/>Searching for posts that contain ‘canchaposting’ and that only contain images.>85 results>counting by hand filtering false-positivesPAR: 22BRA: 28USA: 1CHI: 1ARG: 4URU: 11
>>157515325uh oh...
>>157515325Now adjust it per capita Urubros we keep winning
>Walls IN>Villa IN>Penner Valencia INName 1 substitution window with more hierarchy I'll wait
>alfajor>anime>ASMRYup, it's friday night again.
>
>>157515147No one gives a shit about superligarcha
>>157510484We have 12 big clubs and our attendance rates aren't great either. Used to be worse, but sold out tickets aren't a normal thing for most clubs.And it still doesn't matter because the bulk of revenue comes from broadcasting, commercial rights and prize money. Matchday fixtures might create differences between clubs but aren't the lifeline of Brasileirão clubs precisely because we have a good league system.
>>157515147boring boca match desu
>>157515147>0-0 S(L)UPERSLOP>*cricket sounds*Geez I wonder why...
>>157515456>broadcasting, commercial rightsYes, you are 300 million people, we are 50, your TV rights worth more. The whole copalib format is made for Brasilians because Globo decide to buy the rights. What's your point?
>>157515147union magdalena is playing
I miss /LigaMX/
bokita is full of culo
>>157515517I'll say it again, it's not a magical recipe to suddenly make Colombian football better than Brazilian football. But it's not a coincidence that Brazilian clubs progressively became stronger and more organised after we abandoned the retarded old formats in favour of what we have now. Robin round leagues make more money than knockout tournaments and other more creative formats everywhere. The format also favours long-term planning and proper squad building, raising the organisational level of clubs over time. I'm not promising you an era of Colombian dominance, I'm saying your clubs would improve under pontos corridos.>The whole copalib format is made for BrasiliansYou're just jealous of Brazilian (and Ecuadorian) excellence.
anoto bochita
BELMONTE IN
Siempre ganan a lo boca es increible
l'anus la racingueo
>elano
>>157515655It's not a coincidence Brasilian teams started winning every year after they change the format. You are better than all of us? Yes, but the format helps you as well.>>157515655>Robin round leagues make more money than knockout tournaments and other more creative formats everywhereThis nigga thinks he knows more about FPC than the team owners that vote every year to remain the format, lmao.> (And Ecuadorian)Nigga, for the third time. We are better than them, we have won more than them, we have better players that them, are our NT did better in the WC, they literally exists thanks to Bolillo and Rueda. That they have better results in copalib the past 5 years doesn't mean excellence
>>157515740>>157515740>>157515740
GANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAA>>157515147>still seething
