La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 7Vall d'Alba - Aramón Valdelinares149.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2026/startlistGC after stage 6:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2026/stage-6-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/libro-de-ruta-interactivo-lv26.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2026/stage-7/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TDP / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 13:30 CETprevious thread: >>157478032
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>>157506172
At this rate Pog will not podium Podium in CanadaMogged by Mas on a hard climb. Only gained 30 seconds on grandpa Roglic. So flustered that he almost chute fatale. Consistently on the radio wondering what is happening. Won't say how (un)fit he is in an interview. He's cooked. 1. Remco2. Seixas3. Del Toro
Its another 45km solo run A well I am starting to get used to G2 kino
>>157506194What's that?Another Pog win?>>157506306Pog wins everything>REEEEEEEEEEE, HE'S DOPINGPog doesn't win everything (but still wins)>REEEEEEEEEEE, HE'S WASHEDWhat's wrong with Remcucks?
>>157506849Omrzel crash. wouldn't even chuted if he didn't try to save it like this
>>157506849>>157506857Is that the same corner where Pog tried to take a shortcut?
>>157506863yes
>>157506889They all should've listened to the MAS warning.Apparently some cars and shit went of the road too
Here is an idea how instead of swapping bikes before the climb they swap on the top to a mtb for the down hill
>>157507357it will be slower on paved descend than road bike
>>157507357>Here is an idea how instead of swapping bikes before the climb they swap on the top to a mtb for the down hillin a year or so everyone will be on 35mmin a few years more everyone will be on 40mm
>>157507602isn't there tyre width cap rule? 33mm I think.
>>157507626>isn't there tyre width cap rule? 33mm I think.only applies to CX
>>157507630then it's weird we don't see more wide tyres in the peloton. it's SafeR after all
>>157506172Rampa status?
You WILL have to buy a new road bike if you want to keep it with the pros and have tyre clearance up to 40 mm
we live in spain
lol who gives a fuck
pog is simply training for world championships at this point, no need for record performances in this race considering he already has it won
How many minutes will they give them
MAS will beat pogi today, you heard it here first.
Nordhagen looks like a lesbian
>>157508521Not steep enough
>>157507657>then it's weird we don't see more wide tyres in the peloton. it's SafeR after allit's because everyone just bought the 30mm carbon rimsif they switch to 35mm now, everyone has to buy the 35mm carbon rims... they have to at least wait a year or two before making everyone poor again.
Sasha LUTSENKO has awoken
kwab
castillos
>>157508595This lad needs to do an Abrahamsen. Just eat actual food.
Pedgacar will get popped by WADA today. I have paid a gypsy with a blow gun to shoot him with a stanozolol needle
Finally we get an update on the timegaps to the peloton.
>>157506172sprint stage?
>>157509052doesn't look like him
Pogacar is not looking comfortable on his bike. Probably had a restless night worrying about his poor performance yesterday. The little shut eye that he did get was haunted by nightmares of getting dropped by a little Belgian Goblin. Most experts are now predicting a DNF in Canada.
>>157509081
>>157509081This retard thinks Pogi is finished
I was out for run and next thing I hear Star Spangled Banner getting blasted out. Come round the corner and it's a full 100 man brass band marching up and the down the field. Cheerleaders and all. Bunch of uncs. They were very good to be fair.
you now remember joao almeida
>Only 2:30 lead for the breakIt's another Pogiwinslol, isn't it?
Oh hey I now remember Eddie Dumbar.
>>157509177Dopacar is WASHED, please pay attentionIt's masnicolauwinslol
Axelgod knowsThe Slovenian is done
>>157509177Kicks uphill at 50k from the finish. UAE will take control at that point and he'll launch with 20k to go
>>157509202>3:35 to second and it's not even the first weekend>Won 3/5 stages so far>Publicly admitted he's taking it easy to not burn out for WCDanes: "POGACAR IS FINISHED"
>>157509202>>157509293Vingegaard should make a late entry to the Vuelta now so that he can finish the wounded deer that is Pogacar
>>157509293Yes? I don't see Remco or Seixas at the Vuelta. Well done to Pogacar beating Ramses De Brown and Harry Tejada. Very impressive.
>>157509336>Remcuck and Sexass too scared to even compete>that means Pog is doneNice cope
POGACAR IS A FRAUD FOR WINNING THE VUELTA*spits*
>>157509413POGACAR IS A FRAUD*ftfy*spit*
+2GB is in the bag today.
i have to leave now for a dr appointment
>>157509336So what's he supposed to do to impress you? He won ITT after deciding halfway thru to win it. He finished third in sprint stage. He won a 50km solo. He won a breakaway stage.
>>157509452sounds expensive
>>157509460having autoimmune disease in usa is not for the faint of heart
>>157509473have you tried having bikeimmune disease instead?
>>157509454Dropping Mas on a climb would be a start.
>>157509483I tried it and tore a labrum in my hip
Grupo 2 might want to get moving here
decathlon will start pulling soon and force pogi to win another stage
Something I really don't get about cycling: it's much bigger in some countries than in some others, isn't it? Belgium, the Netherlands, the countries with a GT. Slovenia and Denmark as well, I guess, especially now?In any case, you'd kinda expect these countries to have a real phalanx of elite riders. And the last thing you'd expect is someone from another country to be head and shoulders above the rest like thatOr at least that's what I'd expect
>>157509579All the countries you mention punch well above their weight per capita in rider quality. You want all countries where cycling is popular to produce a one-in-a-hundred year rider all at the same time?
wonder if the chinese are cloning pog right now
>>157509579Belgium has a lot of solid riders desu. We've had way worse times (son of merckx era was very poor). But not everybody can be a pogacar, that's just an extraordinary talent.I'm more worried about what happened to Italians. Historically cycling was all Belgians and Italians but they're completely invisible these days
>>157509618a world class athlete can come from anywhere. I was watching the javelin the other day and bizarrely the best 2 guys are from India and Sri Lanka. 2 shit tier sporting nations with no history in athletics
>>157509640How many secret Italian teams do we have now? UAE and Astana for sure.
>>157509640Italy is like a zero-sum game. They can only be good at so many sports at once.Now they are doing pretty well in alpine skiing, biathlon and athletics, and when they are good at cycling and football they are shit at those things.
>>157509640Ehh things so in cycles.Spain looked to have absolutely nobody after Valverde was done but now there is a whole bunch of young talent coming to the scene. Italy will be fine. They have Finn and a bunch of talented young sprinters.
>>157509649I don't get what you are trying to say.
>>157509661The next Pog could come from Romania. ya never know
>>157509640FINN will save Italian cycling
>>157509676Or Slovenia AGAIN
Pog is close to launching and every GC rider is with their team instead of sucking his wheelWhen will they learn
>In five years, GTs will be Seixas v Finn v August>Belgium and Denmark will have nothing to look forward to or enjoyThe future is bright
>>157509720>Pog is close to launchingGod, I hope so. What's the point of a non-pogwinslol stage anyway?But everyone in the leading group is at least 20 min behind in the GC.
>>157509714Doubt. Best I can hope for is a new Simon Spilak.
>>157509720Nah, he doesn't seem interested in stage. He'll put time into GC rivals with an attack on last climb 2km out I think
here are your next great hopes
>>157509732He's using up his doms and positioned near the front. There's no way he's not planning to jump
>>157509618I just think that "punching above weight" is potentially not quite enough for a sport that, at the end of the day, is rather niche. It's not about Pogacar per se, but about the surprisingly high balance
>>157509749We'll see.
did they make XS suit again?
>>157509649You watched the Diamond League? Pathirage is the Sri Lankan, I guess. But where were the two Indians? I know which ones you mean, but they weren't in Zürich, I thinkBut yes, there's also a good Pakistani. The South Asians are not totally dominating the world stage, but they suddenly emerged as part of the elite. Pathirage has the world lead and the 8th-best throw ever since June
>Vermarcke laughing about having cracked ribsWhat?
>uae pulling with full force>gap still increasing
>>157509839Not once in this race have the time gaps been accurate
>>157509839Miss big tom
Team Picnic post NL have scored 0 ( zero) uci points this Vuelta.
>>157509874
chute
That's gotta hurt
>>157509891ouch :(
Astana shitter straight up killed are Luca
>watch my bunny hop
ASSASSINATION OF VAN BOVEL BY THE COWARD ASTANA RUNNER
straight up assassination by Astana sicario
>7 minutes
Guys this isn't funny. Give Wout his glasses back.
There's a lot of dinosaur excavation sites in Teruel, it's really comfy :)
Nothing personnel, chuds
>>157509916deadly assault
>>157509660>Spain looked to have absolutely nobody after Valverde was doneNot really? In Valverde's very last Vuelta, Ayuso and Carlos Rodriguez had their breakthroughs.
these timings arent real
>>157509934Not sure if this is meant to be a joke or not
>>157509735>nigga is named THE HOSTAyy lmao
>>157509978Like the 40 seconds Pog had on Mas on el Barto yesterday.Do Spaniards just not care?
imagine fat Wout winning this
>>157509934>Guys this isn't funny. Give Wout his glasses back.poogacar gave Wout's son his glasses a few stage ago. Maybe Wout can use those
>>157510006the host from the host nationhost2
>>157510044I actually bought a pair of scicon because they advertise that they're the most adjustable glasses on the market. Absolute bullshit and the lens sweep isn't deep enough if you have high cheekbones. I'm glad pogacar realised they were nothing more than a child’s toy
Excuse me I was told a Pogi attack was imminent
>>1575100338 kilometruš and you won't have to imagine
>>157510090Trust the plan. Dopers are in control
Can Wout even beat these top level sprinters if it comes down to it?
Goggogogo
>>157510102No no, you said an attack was imminent and I said it would be 2km from top of last climb
>>157510112>Wout gets out sprinted by notably explosive flyweight VPPCould happen
This Johnny Philip Rodriguez lad is pretty good. Noted
>Norwegian win the day that the Norwegian king diedscripted
>wout von shart
Wout bros, we already won
>>157510137>Ethan Hayter attacks out of the peloton>Pogi beats him and wins stage out of spite
this lad has terrifying stare
lest we forget
>>157510157
>>157510157Kubrickesque
>>157510118>2km from top of last climbNot there yet.
Wout isn't giving up for some reason
>>157510179less incline soon trvst the plan
>>157510179>>157510184actually, we need to check puntos yield in this stage. looks like he's serious about green
>>157510137Do it for Harld o7
>>157510187I think he needs ten points
God i want wout to win the points without a single stage win
>those salt lines
>>157510090Pogi is cruising. He already won this gc and has world championships to think about
>>157510193Why would you want him to win anything?
Leknessunds cadance is pretty bad
I'm scared
Skjelmose you fraud. Think of my velogames team.
>>157510211it’s gg
>>157510221surely
Wout in the good form. couple of cheeky stage wins are possible
GALL NOT NORMAL
KINO!
>>157510228>
more like bout to fart
For the King !
FOR KING HARALD
>3out
Leknechud wins
peculiar celebration
>>157510208It would be almost more embarrassing to win that way
I didn't even know Norway had a king lmao
>Switched Lekknesund out for the Movistar fraudsfeeling pretty stupid rn
Pog just riding away
Simply pedal harder
Mas que un cuck
Gud, Konge og FædrelandInsane boost to the norges today
>>157510254But you really know how to shart in the Marts, I've seen video evidence
Gall is not too far behind
BAM another oneSolid top 10 team now. Big 5 here we come
>Kuss pulling Roglic to the linenostalgic
yeah DOPACAR is washedhe might as well retire now
>>157510282Based
>>157510162Pcs Bert twisting the knife.
so these black bands are for the boomer king?
top 10
Poor GallGets shat on in the Giro by Jonas and in the Vuelta by Pogi
>>157510295GC
>>157510290How can he be a boomer if he ded?
Previous Norwegian that won a Vuelta stage was Hushovd in 2010
>>157510290Yes, who else died today ?
THJ easily kwab of the day/week/season/decade.
>>157510297he has old man Rog and baldman Mas ahead of him, it's so much worse
>>157510297Gets shat one in the Vuelta by Roglic. Yes that is embarrassing indeed
>>157510308I wasn't aware 2bh and found that black bands weird. like, do they still not over Tarling or something
Moral victory is that T.H. didn’t win today
Having a fake monarchy in 2026 is so cringe
>>157510310>>157510311I trust in GALL thid vueltaSome actual insane mountain stages
>>157510325
Yep even in these dark and sorrowful days we Norwegians still find it in us to prevail.The king is dead.Long live the King.
>>157510325>biggest climber remigration now
>>157510295Shows how fake the coverage is. Omrzel was in front the 2 Colombians, yet from the video feed you wouldn't know it.
>>157510318The norwegian royal family is pretty cringe and gay, with the now current queen being an Epstein island fan and her kid being a raping chudThey should get another dane to reset it all and become based again
>>157510342>her kidshe had a kid before marrying the prince?
>>157510359I dont think so? Calling norgeberts to explain
>>157510319yeah he should win the Mr Clean jersey
moral winner of the day
>>157510417
>>157510410unfortunate
>>157510417WOUT DESERVED TO WINI HATE NORWAY SO GODDAMN MUCH
>>157510410mogged by background character, many such cases
Leo Hayter is back racing. Good for him. At modern adventure too. Love to see it.
>>157510410Using WoutMobile no doubt.
Why did Wout even choose this stage to go for. Poor allocation of resources. Obviously Big Dawg Brenno takes the easier days but still there must have been better options for Wout to save his matches for.
>>157510359Yes. And, like his mother, he's a degenerate fuck-up.The new queen was a druggie party girl when the new king met her. The new king was a weed-head wastrel.The only thing keeping the royal family somewhat respectable to the public is their PR department and the fact that they can pay people to sign non-disclosure agreements.
>>157510467wild. and to think only a century ago some kings had to abdicate for marrying some american thot divorcee.
>>157510478Tbh marrying a "commoner" is the one smart thing the now-dead king did. Hopped off the incest-carousel.Though he fucked up even then because the cucked him for 4 decades straight. As in actual cuckolding.
>>157510359Yes, did the Russian media not report nothing about his RAPE trial? It was a fairly big deal.
>>157510487iirc the problem with that case was that the woman was divorced, not because she was a commoner. since king of UK is also a head of church. this whole epstein business is an entire new level 2bh
I missed the end of the race, how far did Pogi attack?
>>157510507idk, maybe they did in passing
>>157510342They should just get rid of it. It has 0 purpose
>>157510514He just rode away at some point out of boredom and then deliberately slowed down at the end for reasons
>"In Les Gets I saw again how big the difference is when you start closer to the front, you’re immediately part of the race. If I really want to give myself the best possible chance of becoming world champion one day, I’ll probably need a season where I spend more time on the mountain bike so I can earn a place on one of those first two rows. For Sunday, though, the situation is what it is. I’ll have to make the best of it and maybe have a little bit of luck as well.">"It’s definitely an important goal for me, but I think it would be too simplistic to say I need an MTB world title for my career to be successful," he explained. "I wouldn’t look back on my career disappointed if I never won it. But of course I really want to add it to my palmarès. If it doesn’t happen this year, hopefully there will be another opportunity.>"I’d definitely like to have a year where I can put a bit more focus on mountain biking. But that’s something that has to be discussed with the team because there are other commitments too. But yes, I’d like to give it a proper try.”sounds like preemptive coping
oldest looking white jersey wearer after Quintana
>>157510633looks a bit like this guy
>>157510633
Imagine actually picking Almeida in the year 2026
>>157511046He'll make up his 1:09:06 deficit in GC in week 3.
>>157506306I will personally yard a Fin du Monde at evenepoel if he's out front on the last lap
>>157511046Poor guy.That crash in last year's tdf really fucked him up good. I really thought he was finally becoming a proper tier 2 gc rider...
>>157511046based George with the low price Skjelmose trap
Washed climbers and Lidl, name a more iconic duo.
>>157511257but he still did well in last year's Vuelta and at the beginning of this yearit was only after Algarve that he caught a cold or something that killed him, leading to him having to cancel his participation in the Giro
>>157511311Washed riders and NSN?
>>157510579Speaking of MTB I came across these vids, the gender gap is heartbreaking.Watch the first 5 min until the lakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA0CpwAW8J8Now watch the femmes (without Swift, sadly)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW22oao4-Qc*constant braking noise* "I can't move wtf!"Honestly I like these events, MTB Mass Star Downhill is the way to go.
>>157511311Washed sprinters and Lidl
>>157512078
scandi fatigue is real
>>157511046ALWAYS pick your boys
>>157512075Kinda crazy how big the difference is. I climb a fair bit, and in competition the female GOAT is rumoured to be able to compete with the top lads (she's also Slovenian, must be something in the "water"). As in she has tried the guys' routes after the competition finishes and does good enough to medal or even win.
wout van aert basically had the perfect ride today to prepare for the world championships. if i'm pogacar, and i want to repeat as world champion, i have to start racing in a way that prevents wout from doing these kind of training style rides
>>157513195lmao
>>157512740>rumoureddoing a lot of work here. The truth is that if she could medal at world cup men she would do it and probably be the most famous woman on earth after a couple of months of marketing
>>157510202>Pogi is cruising. He already won this gc and has world championships to think aboutmemco will win. screencap this
>>157512740looking saucy
>>157516728The male competitors who have seen her climb/trained with her support those claims tho. There have been competitions where men and women use the same climb to qualify, and in those she'd have finished around 20th. But that isn't really fair either, considering she only needed to finish high for the women to go through.And climbing has always had a lower gap between men and women. One of the most legendary routes (The Nose) was first free climbed by a woman (Lynn Hill).
so I only got heavily into cycling last year and it has probably saved my metabolism. A decade ago I fell for the forced intermittent fasting/ketosis meme and went low carb, high protein/fat. I was never really fat, but I always hovered around 13-18% despite having a naturally lean build. When I turned 30, my energy levels started to drop significantly, so much so that I panicked and quit smoking and caffeine cold turkey. It helped a little bit but it clearly wasn't the main reason why I had no energy. I got into cycling as a way to measure, test and hopefully strengthen my endurance and power levels. Unfortunately, last winter I went too hard and got myself into a burnout because I didn't fuel properly and pretty much bonked at the end of every ride. Fortunately bonking led to the discovery of the cyclists' diet (sugar, sugar and more sugar) which then led me to Durianrider and John McDougall (the fat you eat is the fat you wear). I also learned about the famous study (Acheson et al) that proved that humans can eat 15g of carbohydrates per kg of bodyweight before your body turns it into fat. Learning about all these things made me realize just how fucked up modern diet/health culture is. They turned sugar into the enemy even though there is plenty of evidence to prove that our bodies were designed to use sugar as our main source of fuel. I'm 2 weeks into overhauling my metabolism, switching it back to primarily glucose burning. Even on inactive days I'm eating ~600-700g of carbs of which at least 150g pure white sugar and raw honey. I haven't gained any weight but all of my muscles look fuller (I almost feel like I'm on roids) and I feel more energized. My performance on the bike is also improving and especially my MOOD and sleep are finally after a long time starting to stabilize. I genuinely feel happy again. tl;dr sugar is your friend. Fat is the enemy. Go easy on the protein.
>>157517535>(((The Nose)))
La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 8Puçol - Xeraco171kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2026/startlistGC after stage 7:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2026/stage-7-gcRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/libro-de-ruta-interactivo-lv26.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2026/stage-8/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TDP / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 13:45 CET
Classic Lorient Agglomération (1.WWT)Plouay - Plouay172.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-ouest-france-plouay/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.pco.bzh/medias/2026/Lorient-Agglomeration-Guide-Technique.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-ouest-france-plouay/2026/result/liveLive stats:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV15:15 CET
>>157518710exceptionally long race for women. they make it longer every year for the last 3 years. hoping for 200+ soon
>>157518497It's a big schnoz
>>157518694Reached the point were a flat stage sounds more interesting than a mountain stage
>>157518694>puerto de barx
>>157518694Sprintstage?
>>157518484The particularly interesting part of your story isn't really “sugar cured my metabolism.” It's that you went from apparently chronic carbohydrate restriction + hard endurance training + inadequate fuelling to very high carbohydrate availability while training, and several things that had been deteriorating—performance, sleep, mood and energy—started improving.That's a much stronger and more interesting observation.And the “I look like I'm on roids” effect after two weeks is almost certainly not two weeks of suddenly building enormous amounts of contractile tissue. Glycogen + associated water + better hydration + fuller muscles can make someone look substantially more muscular very quickly.One thing I'd be cautious about is interpreting feeling dramatically better as proof that all of the old nutrition advice was wrong. Your experiment may have uncovered a genuine problem—chronic under-fuelling for your activity level—without establishing that fat is universally harmful or that 600–700 g carbohydrate/day is universally beneficial.For a cyclist doing serious volume, though, being afraid of carbohydrate is a remarkably good way to make training feel terrible.
lad somehow managed to finish the stage with collapsed lung
>>157519895The Flamish are something else.Wallonians are gay.
>>157517057That's from all the test she injects.
>>157518484Going full sugar is just as retarded as going full keto. Sugar IS the actual enemy for the majority of western population (due the passive lifestyles mainly), just as much as processed foods are.Human metabolism is still stuck in the hunter-gatherer era. And depending on your roots that means you adapted to seasonal diets.In the winter your ass survived on fat and protein BUT you also weren't very active physically.In summer you were running around all day, active lifestyle while consuming larger amounts of sugar (still only in the 40% range in western europe).In other words, your body can support both lifestyles but you have to adapt accordingly. If you sit on your ass all day, high sugar diets are disastrous.Also a huge factory is that we used to eat 100+ grams of fiber on the daily offsetting a lot of bad effects from food. We barely get 15-20 in modern diets. Also, because of the agricultural revolution western people have more enzymes in their salavia to break down starch into carbs. The downside of this is that it fucks your teeth. Eating plain sugar is a direct attack on your teeth. If you're stuffing sugars all day (like endurance sporters do) you should be obsessed with your teeth health by brushing enough, drinking a lot of water to rinse your mouth inbetween and preferably chew on chewy or fibrous stuff like liquorice to keep your teeth clean.tl;dr adapt your food to your lifestyle
*Ramses* Debruyne*Sinuhé* FernándezAny other runners named after Egyptians?
>>157520185>Going full sugar is just as retarded as going full ketoThis, it's unbelievable how people can't manage an equilibrated diet without going full retard one way or another.
Damn Eurosport upped their swarthy blonde shawty game
we live in Spain
"I will cum" - WVA
couple of DNFs already
>>157521254>crashed in the neutral zoneJeez, poor Belgians getting fucked left and right.
DNF Gaffuri
>>157517535I know little about climbing, but when I watched the speed climbing at the Olympics, the gap between men and women seemed pretty huge to me.
did Roglic chute?
>>157521586Yeah tnt said there were two big crashes. He was in the second one
>>157517057Wow, Slovenian women look like THAT?!
>>157518497You should watch Free Solo if you want your palms to sweat
fake tits are illigel, mister
pogi dropped?
>>157522044Ya he's done
>>157522044did you mean to say doped saar?
>>157519254dude... if you consume more than ~60g of dietary fat, all the excess is immediately shuttled into your adiposites. With carbs you can literally consume 15g/kg of bodyweight (which is +1000g for most people) until your body actually converts the excess into fat. If you're going into winter with little food, this fat storage mechanism is beneficial. But in modern society it is completely useless. I've been fat adapted for years and it actually sucks. You body is constantly making stress hormones so it can get glucose from SOMEWHERE. It's a shitty state to be in and I was in it for so long that eventually my body told me to fuck off. >>157520185>>157520185>Sugar IS the actual enemy for the majority of western populationyou can eat 15g of sugar per kg of bodyweight before it turns into fat. Sugar does not cause diabetes. Obesity does. Carbs are everywhere in nature, made by plants. Large amounts of seed oils however, is very unnatural and requires modern machinery to extract. We were never supposed to eat these vast amounts of pure, liquid oil. >tl;dr adapt your food to your lifestyleI wouldn't recommend the starvation lifestyle. It doesn't even make you lean either, unironically. Nor healthy.
>>157517535Again, if they were close redbull would have organized some competition to test her againts male.
This big boy will soon be at the Vuelta
Oh hey Groves is in this race.
>>157522155Why are you obsessed with "when sugar turns into fat". Fat is not a problem. Dietary cholesterol is not a problem. Obesity does not cause diabetes. Prolonged consumption of fat+sugar combinations does.A healthy balance for the modern western human is 20-25% protein as base and shift your fat/carbs based on physical activity. When you stay above 20-25% carbs your body does not go into panic mode, there's no higher hormone releases, so if you sit on your ass all day and night, consuming 50% fat, 25% carbs is perfectly fine.Of course, that doesn't mean eating entrecöte's all the time, you need to balance with healthy fats.Don't act like a know-it-all because you talked with chatgtp for 2 days. Diet is insanely complex but the baseline is simple, more physical activity is more carbs and vice versa.
>>157522206based
23km left with the ladies
DNF Le Court-Pienaar Kim
LANDA is in this race
Balsamo wins
>>157522684top 10
>>157522707>5 italians top 10The men could never.
>>157522396what is your problem dude? What is your actual fucking point lmfao The entire point of my argument was to have enough energy, not feel like shit all the time and finally manage to get some decent abs. You're actually being the know-it-all here. Kys.
lotto lads are kinda unfortunate
>>157522787When you are always unlucky it's a skill issue.
Q36.5 trying to assassinate the pedalton with bidon bombs
>lars craps????
>>157522811>tf>tp
>>157522797It is what it is.
Wout VAN AERT easily wins the bonis.
Pogi chute
Not like this...
It's over
>>157522858NonononononononononononononoPograpscher status?
omg
A fifth Vuelta is back on the menu boys
dare I say collected?
this is your goat?
now the vuelta is even worse
Jonas sends his regards
KEABBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Say it isn't so
you can tell dane tourists fuck of after TDF
Bit sad
Ciclismo bros, not like this.
damn his face is fucked upI've had several crashes over the years and I have scars on my face from them too
My man is cooked
>>157522044>pogi doped
did his watch survive?
Incredible to think that MAS is now in pole position for a GC
>>157522922Wtf Pogachar just goes full Zidadine Zidane on the Visma rider to the right?
DNF Pogacar
Eddy would never
Looks really bad poor lad that was a high speed chute
Now I hope the ambulance crashes into a ravine
I JUST SAW THE NEWSTHANK YOU GODI HOPE HE BROKE SOMETHINGEAT DIRT SLOVENIAN DEVIL
ABANDONONONONONO
>>157522922It was his fault
>>157522952lmao
>>157522949
>>157522952emergency de-doping procedures
the uae team will dns tomorrow
ALLSMILES
>>157522922Looks like someone touches his back wheel?
almeida is now the new favourite for the gc win
Wout bros we destroyed him
>>157522986probably own team
On one hand, I really wanted him to get the three Grand Tours. And it really sucks that he won't probably be on the World Championships.On the other, it's going to be kino between Mas finally getting a Grand Tour or Roglic getting his fifth Vuelta. Also, it looked like the chute was his fault On the other, it's going to be kino
>>157506172AAAAAAAAH CYCLISMO JUST CHANGED FOREVER
trust the experts
>>157522954Fuck off back into your mountain hut, Cheesenigger!
MASBROS ITS OUR TIME NOWREMCOBROS ITS WC TIME
>>157522996He's never riding the vuelta again
>>157506172is this the end of the regime?
>>157522996>Also, it looked like the chute was his faultBit like Jonas (unless you want to blame the French doping agents)
>>157523008Pogi in pain is drugs straight to my veinsI LOVE IT
now its just gonna be 2 weeks of breakaway wins and gc action in the last 2 kms of stages
ENRIC MAS NICOLAUS 2026 VUELTA ESPANA WINNER I AM SO READY
Almeida CONFIRMED as the new leader
Incredible. Jonas crashes early in the TDF and is forced to abandon now Pogi. What a sad year. Always next year though. Crazy how Jonas has still completed all 3 GT over Pogi
Onleyfans were winning the la vuelta
>>157523030Unfortunately, you have too few brain cells to realize how pitiful you are
>>157523060>crashes early>stage 15
>>157523049a proper fucking vuelta innit
Vuelta is rather incredible in this regard. absolute wild shit happens on the most boring stages
>>157523072Peloton was riding fast after that pointsprint for position on the climb it happens fast
put a camera on the bald spaniard uae maxinI want to see him crying
>>157523070Was it that late into the race? For some reason I thought it was much earlier
>>157523083at least paramedics are cute
>>157523097kino shot
>>157523097>tfw no qt to nurse you back to health
>>157523069I know how pitifull and spitefull i am, but i dont care
You're laughing. The GOAT just crashed out of the race and you're laughing?
Last known sightings of Poggies assassin
>>157523069Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mou was right once again
Will the UCI fine Pog for dangerous driving? He tried a mass assassinationAlso Remco was gonna beat him anyway. Don't forget that
>>15752309710 millions euros or the opportunity to get taken away in this ambulance?
just inject some more PEDs and he'll be fine
>Now we have ahead two weeks of MOVISTAR TACTICS Maximum KINO incoming
>>157523141But it WAS a Movistar tactic !
>>157523001He crashed at MSR fake stat by pedovan bros
>>157523129Can’t wait for his shizoburst @Tulett
>>157523083K I N O get fucked subhuman cunt
one of the fakest ever
If only Brennan could crash now and we won't stop winning Wout bros
This is the good news I needed. The willing has worked. Absolute prick is fucked for the rest of the season. Suddenly the race has become watchable!
>Enric Mas might win a GTwake me up from this evil dream
wtf I don't pay attention and then this happensvelogame results will be crazy
Surprised the peloton don't stop and carry him to the line on a trailer and let him with the vuelta. They worship the prick. We are so back. This is one for the good guys.
I had to watch the footie can someone tell me why they crashed non stop today even in neutral ??? Should have been an easy transfer stage.. crosswinds ??
75% of velogoomblers in shambles. You could've made a fun team, Bert. But no, you just Had tonpick Pog eh. Now see what happens
>>1575231972bh I would rather Mas have it than Gall. it would be so much worse. at least Enric deserves it after countless podiums to win it and retire in peace
A FUCKING PEBBLE
THE STONE HAS BEEN SPOTTED
one fucking pebble on a perfect tarmac is all it took to defeat Pog
Imagine Kuss won another vuelta
>>157523248PEBBLED.COM
>>157523248As efficient as a punch in the liver.
>>157523248insane. just stupid bad luck.
>>157506172wtf is this stage
>>157523248>a strategic pebble placed on the roadis this the famous movistar tactics everyone keeps talking about?
another chute
>>157523290/cyc/ legends HIRT and CANAL down, sadand ofc chute merchant Carlito
>>157523248I may go to spain to try and find that rock. That is a sacred rock sent by God.
two cute ambulance ladies
хepaкo indeed
>>157523299nah, that's just a normal rockt. GOD
I have been praying for Dopeur downfall for years. Now he finally chutes but it's in a GT where Fishboy isn't there, it's fucking tragic. Next year it's all back to normal with no reason to watch anything with the Dopeur in it and Fishboy getting his head kicked in one last time before retiring early. It's all so tiresome.
Was on the kickr bike doing a shitty zone 2 ride instead of watching a shitty sprint stage. Can't believe I missed the chute
>I walk a lonely road
The PooAE ride of shame is legendary. This is the best day ever.
>>157523299
Have they confirmed which UAE rider touched his wheel?
>>157523317>>157523299im gonna track you down in Norfshire upon shart and punch you in the liver
>>157523346It was a rock apparently
Movishart winning the vuelta would be giga cursed though so hopefully that doesn't happen.>>157523317We get a fun WC and lombardia. All is good. This year he failed roubaix and the vuelta so the schedule will be practically the same next year. Which means other races will have another year of entertainment and riders can target those races knowing poogacar won't be there.
>>157523365>>157523346you can literally see it in rusberts webm on the right
When was the last grand tour where the clear winner crashed out?
>>157523365>>157523376I keep watching the overhead webm and it really looks like his wheel gets clipped
now they only need a gigantic chute in mass sprint to finish it off
>>157523352You'll do nothing mehmet. I will hold the Rock of Vindication, the most important religious relic of 21st century cycling. I will place it on every stage poogacar rides, and it will end his race every single time. And if you try to stop me, God will intervene. He shall strike you down like the pagan you are.
>>157523389Mix of everything. He hits or swerves to avoid the rock, wheel clips someone else's, he shoots right and hits another rider.
Rest easy JonasLeave Pogacar to me
Brennan chute pls
>>157523394cursed stage
I was joking
>>157523417Almost.
>>157523394
>>157523394Kek. Wish granted.
close finish
Day of the chutes
It will be crazy if Mas wins this lmao
Brennan is washed let Wout sprint
this has to be a chute record for a rainless stage
>>157523097COCK HARD
you got to be shitting me, it's Cockhard
Finally after a billion top 10s
mads is such a fraud lmao, everything goes well for him and he still loses to coquard, at least milan was losing to magnier
>coquardWhat a crazy stage this is
CHAOSHAOSCOQBLOCKED
>>157523459coquard
>can’t even beat coquard the .1 merchant
Cofidis are poor souls good on them and old man Coquard
Enric Mas will choke
>chute means falling/caida in french but it means inyecting drugs with a needle in your body in Spanishcome on, guys!
gets teleported to the fucking desert wtf
How did they suddenly teleport to the desert?
>>157523097She is the stress reliever nurse
How can you lose a sprint finish if you have 3 of the 5 best sprinters vismoids
>>157523491>>157523494>Directed by David Lynch
>bad news story with poogacarShut up rob you faggot grifter. The best news this year. No poogacar or cringeshaart. This is a dream.
Congrats to any retard who put money on Kuss or Roglic for GC
>>157523482Movistar yet will say their goal was to make the podium
insane top 10
>>157523501burn 2 of them leading out the 3rd one who's out of position far behind, that's how
>>157523508
>>157523514lelbut wtf was that, center of a town to some dirt road
Squeeker bros, best day in years
>>157523381Any historybert? Did something like that ever happened (GC leader with 4min abandons because of crash/illness)?
Orla looking like a slutty sociology teacher>>157523540It's a win for the 99%. Today was our day. A miracle.
>>157523530>Best sprinter>Only 10th placeGet this brit outta here lads
>>157523508>I wish I'm wrongSure lol
>>157523508this man is very gay for Pog
>>157523330Almeida bros, we're gonna farm so many velopoints from breakaway wins, masterful gambit
Nacer Bouhanni, now that was a sprinter. Ex boxer nafri with absolutely zero manners. Pure chaos every sprint he was involved in.
>>157523491yeah wtf was that
incredible
>>157523514kek
>>157523634
>>157523623Nice. Plenty of stages left, they're all going to fight like dogs for this rare opportunity. They all deserve this chance. Those who didn't go to the tour will be interesting in the latter part of the race, this could go any way.
>>157523623How did Roglic lose 30 seconds?
hellotoday is a great day for absolutely no reason at all
I remember there was this boring-ass stage in Vuelta at first and then a gigantic chute and Movistar decided to attack and caused huge drama with very tricky media scandal with MAL where he called them retards. afterwards he had to kinda publicly apologize to them, because they sign3ed him couple of years later. I swear, this type of shit only happens at Vuelta
>>157523381TdF 2026 I think
Always the same two flags. Curious
Mas shouldn't wear red tomorrow because he didn't earn it on the road
>>157523674
AI regressing it would seem
>>157523656How long since vingayshaart last beat Pogacar in a race?
wild
>>157523674let's not be silly
>>157523623Ma(d)s will win
Mas appropriately somber
>>157523741That was standard practice when the leader DNFed until Geraint Thomas wore pink the day after Remco got ill in the Giro
>>157523733>road is in the Canary IslandsI think there are going to host like 5 stages next year
>>157523757this has the office handshake energy all over it lmao
>>157523767I think it's in the rules somewhere that there should be a leader jersey in the race at all time
>pogi ded>Coquard stage win>Mas GC
He was riding like a cunt the other day pushing it on the descent for no reason whatsoever and almost wiped out. He's getting cocky again. He seems like a temperamental weakmind and gets affected by fatigue and certain situations more than others. Riding the vuelta after a long sprint and tour might be more taxing than he imagine especially with a WC and lombardia on the horizon. Of course he was very unlikely at fault for the crash but pushing that descent and being caught by Mas at the top of the climb is a pointer he's not quite there.
>>157517034who screencapped this?
It's pogover
>>157523771That should be fun. Some kino images from the island and the sea in the background. I imagine it'll be scorching though.
fucking hell the lamest of lame riders Bryan Coquardmost cursed stage of all time
He's the GOAT of winning races when Pogacar DNF or DNS. I'm not worried for the WC
>danish experts speculating in pog missing wcwhatever he is pumped full off im sure he will heal in like 3 days
>>157523829Roglic will win VueltaRemco will win WCRed Bull primed for total victory
Mas didn't actually put on the red jersey. See?
>>157523869They didn't bother to make it in his size
pog caused his own chute? >>157523795>He's getting cocky againthat was exactly my feeling the day before yesterday
>>157523757he's very uncomfortable with the situation at the moment.
Coquard a young promising frenchman yes yes
>>157523496Nice DSL’s
This single rock saved Remco's post 2024 legacy. He will now be able to win WC + Lombardia with Muro di Sormano in the parcours
Rained properly in my town for the first time since maybe may, possibly longer. How are european nations holding up? We'll be getting biblical floods around europe in the coming weeks I should think.>>157523916Movistar are going to get bullied I can tell. They're going to pile onto them and once Mas is ded it'll be chaos. I am HYPED for this vuelta now.
>>157523967This rock will be a collectors item for sure. Some spanish gypsy probably has it by now
He cameHe sawHe Coquard
>>157523958>domain specific languages?
>>157523097>>157523496fellas I'm gonna be needing more of La Enfermera
Who cares about the vuelta, are you all excited for the Philadelphia Cycling Classic? Saw Trek and some women's teams at the local coffee shop
Did Romanert lose his 3k in gambling again today?
>>157524135>AmeriGasTaco Bell sponsors cycling?
>>157524135how many DNFs?
Britshizo is gonna be slapping his meat to the webms of Pog chuting isn't he?
>>157524154Yeah, but not on cycling. Easy come, easy go.
>>157524215Based degenerate
The vuelta is finally watchable again, nice
The decline begins
>>157524135Judging by the startlist it will be a Quinn simmons winslol
Next year Pogacar vs Vingo at La Vuelta?
>>157524215
>>157523967Seixas already said he got a massive boost after the tour
>Cort doing the needful and taking out Pog right before his retirement
funny how both Jonas and Pog abandoned a GT for the first time this yearand in both cases, it was their 10th GT
>>157524321not so fast my friend
would have been good if Pog was badly bashed up but able to continue and started getting dropped on the climbs.
Rogla bros, our time is now
>>157506172mas is probably so desperate now, life was simple fighting for second place, they'd have uae pulling the peloton, no one from the GC riders would have the balls to go in breakaways etcnow movistar has to defend attacks and what not
>>157523795I agree. This end of August/start of September isn't as hot here in Andalucía as 2024, but I still really wanted to see if the harsh climate would affect him in some way.
Lombardia actually gonna be worth watching this year for the first time since covid kek
>>157523543Michael Rasmussen 2007 TdF
>>157524945Delet
I still cant belive that it actually FINALLY happendWhat a blessed saturday
>>157523623They fixed Roglic's time.
>>157524945also Luis Ocaña in 1971 TdF
kek
>>157524940
>>157525187bit big for a phone
>>157525187Maybe schizobrit actually did the needfull
>>157506172I expect his situation to be pretty bad, considering that there is no info on him, or the Spanish hospitals are as bad as the Romanian ones
>>157525276worry not, good people at Herentals are always open for business
>>157525276Spanish hospitals are generally pretty good in the big citites
>>157525276I can't wait for the advent of Cyborg Pogi
Can Roglic Unc do it?Can the old man win it a 5th time now?Certainly Mas will lose 2 minutes to Roglic in the TT.
>>157525187Looks like a streaming modem.
>Pogacar crashes>Suddenly britzo isn't around
Something wrong I hold my headTadej goneA dopeur dead
>>157525187AI sharpened slop.
>>157525689wrong mas won today
>>157525632I want to believe.
>>157525187PCS admitted this is an AI upscale.
>>157525689Meeus ngmi
>>157525670>A dopeur deadWe can only hope. If we're lucky it'll throw up a nasty reoccurring issue like nerve damage. But the rest of the season being exciting, we can take that. That's already a brilliant offering from God.
>>157525824fucking retards, what were they thinking.
now that pogi is out and ving isn't racing, will this finally be a real GT?
>>157523829so you're saying he's the second best?
>>157525886Time for reknown GC star and defending Vuelta Champion Sepp Kuss to step up
>>157525886Yes. They're all going to be furiously hungry for this one. Anything can happen now. No one in the running has been particularly consistent. Many have just ridden the tour. This is going to be a great race.
bad luck for bib #11 at this year GTs
Gall has the best legs for itKuss has the best team to control stages Roglic probably wants it most Should be some great cycling over the next few weeks
Also now that fraudgacar is gone some of the b-teams might target the mountains jersey
>>157525886YesGalldopage vs Enric Mas Nicolaus for a GT GC win, think about that for a second
Ok but in all seriousness, Gall wins this, unless Mas goes thermonuclear again.
>>157526131Surely the red jersey will give Mas wingsHe will never ever get a better chance to win a grand tour and he got a minute on the rest alreadyIf he chokes this, then Spain will never forgive him
>>157526159>Surely the red jersey will give Mas wingsThis plus Movistar is looking for co-sponsors if I remember right. They won't get a better opportunity than now.
>“Pogačar suffered a concussion, as well as a broken and dislocated collarbone. He was in severe pain and had limited movement in his left arm, which he could not put any weight on. Given the nature of the injury, surgery may be necessary,”Dr. Ortiz told RTVE.>Mas did not wear the red jersey at the awards ceremony out of respect. "Winning the red jersey this way doesn’t feel good. Of course, we’ll try to defend it tomorrow, but I really didn’t want it to happen this way. We all wish Pogačar a speedy recovery, of course, and out of respect, I didn’t wear the jersey at the awards ceremony,” Mas emphasized after the stage.>Van Aert: We’ll miss him in the rest of the Vuelta. “It’s a strange feeling. We’ll remember this day for Pogačar’s crash. I was right next to him when I saw him lose control of his bike, and I narrowly avoided crashing myself. I’m sorry he had to leave the race this way,” >“It all happened on the left side as he was passing his rivals. I think he hit a pothole, a bump, or a rock on the road, and as a result, his hands slipped off the handlebars. Then he veered to the right and fell—at least that’s how I saw it," added the Belgian, who overtook Pogačar in the green jersey standings on Friday.
>>157526213collector finally got him
>>157526213Who the fuck is this doctor Ortiz, nothing about his injuries that are official on UAE mediaAlso dont ever think i heard about a dislocated collarbone before
>>157526247The reaper eating good taking out Jonas and Pogi in the same seasonmadness
>>157526275>Who the fuck is this doctor OrtizRace doctor according to cyclinguptodatehttps://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/you-could-see-immediately-that-it-was-an-extremely-heavy-crash-wout-van-aert-wishes-for-tadej-pogacars-swift-recovery
>>157526303So only what this doctor could see with his eyes and feeling with his hands
>>157526213>I was right next to him when I saw him lose control of his bike.
>>157526300he's feasting on premium product before winter
Official statement from UAE is outPogi broke his neck, collarbone and a concussionHis season is faking over
grim
>>157526477Most likely his helmet saved his life today
>>157526052GALL, KUSS and MAS NICOLAU are terrible at ITT thoughBut ROGLIC after his cagie incident doesn't have ITT anymore too
>>157526477No WC for Pog.
>>157526517Woutje WCi feel it
>>157526408>Pogi broke his neckYeah, sureee.>>157526477It's true (ó_Ô")
>>157526512lmfao what is this picture>>157526408fake news, he will be back next year and I'm devastated about it
>>157526477a lot of damage for such a minor crash, he looked fucked up but considering how many worse crashes we see every year that's a lot of injuries
>>157526772He's not used to crashing, so he doesn't know how to fall off the bike properly.
>>157526477Merckx never had such a heavy crash (Blois 1969 was heavy but he was able to come back quickly)
I think a lot of people have been secretly wishing for a Pogacrash. God is real I guess
>>157527107I've wished for an Armstrong-crash back in the day when he was fucking with Ulle.Turns out, I was justified in doing so.
>>157526477I bet he wishes someone only punched him in the liver
>>157527212>I've wished for an Armstrong-crashand you got so much more
>>157526634>lmfao what is this pictureGall's most aero TT position
>>157524187Probably the entire team >>157524561I don't think it will be a group sprint, the climb on the course is actually steep and it comes right after 3 turns and some wet(with homeless piss) cobbles, position into it will be extremely important. The rest of the course is fast, if you lose contact it will be over quickly
They found the rockhttps://x.com/ciclo21/status/2093777547813143012
>>157526634>lmfao what is this pictureIt's the new TT meta
La Vuelta ciclista a Espana OFFICIAL GC /bet/>Gall 2.37>Mas Nicolau 3>Roglic 3.5>Onley 13>Kuss 17>Carapaz Montenegro 17>Skjelmose 51>Tejada 101>Muhlburger 151...>Omrzel 301>Vine 1001>Torres 1001>Widar 1001>Hirt 1501>Almeida 2501
>>157527559lmao didn't even take the glasses off for the photo
>>157527671can't risk to anger Trine innit
>>157522952based
>>157525689le wholesome dwarfman
>>157526009Do you believe in curses now Rusbert?
>>157523008 Froome crashed out of the 2014 TdF which he probably wouldve wonHe crashed in the 2018 TdF which he probably would've won but came in 3rd
>>157523623ROGLICBROSITS HAPPENING
Van der Poel would have simply flicked the rock out of the way with his front wheel
Tomorrows stage is gonna be fucking GOODAG2Rdopage is gonna drop a thermonuclear hammer the likes never seen since TDF 2022
>>157526992he was never the same after that crash
>>157528141inb4 Gall simply pedals away and the vuelta is over. Will give shizobrit something to complain about again then
>>157528449>neckbrace>strapped downHow did he end up this bad from that crash?
>>157528510I kinda joked about it before, but he may indeed had accumulated bad luck hitting him all at once situation
>>157528539Nemesis out there placing stones on spanish roads. Can't dodge fate for ever.
>>157528449What if this is froomedawg tier and he never recovers to his old level
>>157528593he had a good run
>>157528539>>157528593it's gonna be kinda spooky. this very /cyc/ has too much power
>>157526052Roglic doesn't even know what race he is in
>>157528449Poor lad :'(>>157528672>2spoopy
It kinda sucks thoughWith DOPACAR I knew I didn't have to watch the race and could go on a BIG ride insteadBut now I am not so sure
>>157528715Just watch it in the evening.
Yeah Im super stoked to watch Mas VS Roglic for the 7th time
>>157506172so next time we'll see pogi on a bike, he'll have like 72kg
>>157529218how much did you bet on Dopacar crashing today
>>157528853Anyone vs anyone is more interesting than Dopeur vs himself Go suck some Saudi dick
>>157529492I'm not that romanianbert
>>157529642The rules are very clear, one Bert per flag.
>star rider crashes out just before the first rest daythe writers are really lazy this year
>I think there are many – who may not dare to say it out loud – but who rejoice a little [...] Even Tadej can crash and hurt himself
i wish him well and i dont wish him to be hurt, but cycling did win today.
>>157529924
>>157528593Maybe I'm delusional, but I don't think those injuries will keep Pog off the rape machine for long, certainly not nearly as long as Froome with his broken femur. I'm sure he'll be fine.
>>157522922HOLY FUCK this looks brutal.>>157522952lmao.>>157522962Historic image, beginning of the end?>>157523003Why is roglic such a pretty boi? No homo.
>>157526477so his season is done then, we likely won't see him race again until next year, and probably months into it to recover.
>>157523097Poggie probably ended up getting a handjob off her
>>157526009Riders will start to turn it around like they do with 13
>>157523083>good enough to walk>not good enough to keep racingmmmm, this footage made me realize that most of the time if they can walk, they keep riding to the end. Weak display.>>157523623Never expected this day, and in 2026 of all thing. This guy should be already at his retirement home>he's 31Lol, I thought he was 41.
>>157523801This time literally.>>157525187Movistar tactical battery.>>157525886They CAN'T let eric menos win. It would be an offense to cycling.>>157528715Same here, now I have to go back watching cycling lol.Wtf was wrong with this stage anyway? Why so many crashes.
I can't wait for Fraudgacar to roll up to paris-roubaix and have flashbacks over every cobble
>>157530965>Wtf was wrong with this stage anywayFlat, fast, and monotonous. Make them stop paying attention.
>>157528449make sure he stays on the fucking stretcher
fucking veloman not letting me pick Aranburu
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>>157528080>Van der Poel would have simply flicked the rock out of the way with his front wheelor jump over it
>>157522922how did he managed to land on his head??? You can see he makes the riders next to him chute first... did he panic brake??? What a fucking retard. What a dumb way to end your career.