At this rate hes gonna Heroing himself isnt he
>>157508231>I don’t feel good, doctor, sunny Madrid isn’t my natural place… no I don’t want pills, I need a treatment in barcelonaNgl my estimation for him just plummeted
God what a fucking faggot, I hope he gets Jota'd
>>157508231At this rate, he deserves it
>>157508231Will he "go out in style"?
>>157508266His lungs could use the sea breeze, it's actually a real medical necessity
>>157508231this is a boy who has never suffered a personal hardship in his life
>>157508266>He'll be shipped off to Arsenal in a year>Will remain in Arsenal do OK>Eventually Barcelona won't want him anymore as he's too old (by then 29 as a 9)>>157508732He's a fan of river so probably well off>>157508515THIS
who was that black player who retired because muh mental health? Jason Lee?
>>157508231This has to be an insult for people that actually suffer depression and anxiety
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>>157508919Marvin SordellFuck him for ending Paul Coutts' career and having no remorse
Total argesimio extermination
Griezmann should give him a call telling him it's not worth it
>>157508231what a bitch. Getting paid millions of dollars just to kick a ball around and this faggot is having a melty like a high school teenage girl...I hope this prick commits
>>157508231Doesn't this guy have advisors or something? How is he allowed to just throw a literal temper tantrum at this level lel. That's really going to affect his image and potential future contracts
>>157508231Why did he agreed to Atletico in the first place ? Hes already great in City
I remember when Barcelona wanted Dembele so they todl him to destroy his own house to force a move. Then they got him for 120 million and he didn't do shit, then left and won 2 CLs in a row and a balloon door. Fuck Barca.
>>157509467His wife didn't like the UK rain. Now she wants Barca money.
Hope they injure him during training
>>157508732he lived in england for a year did he not? that is a hardship
>>157509421young players don't realise that if they are successful at a club and leave on good terms, it sets them up for life, see Bayern's staff being filled with ex-players, fucking Deco as Barça's sporting director, etc
>>157508231This guy looks like he plays animal crossing all day.
>>157509651This guy has Messi's IQ, Morata's mental fortitude and the self-awereness an Argentinian
>>157508231>According to COPE
>>157509651yeah but how do you become succcessful at atletico
>>157508231I'd be depressed too if I lost the wc final and was kept in a trophyless club
>>157508231weirdest transfer saga of the last 3 years
>>157509421>Doesn't this guy have advisors or something?His advisors are all his hillbilly family members who have been parasiting him for years and want to keep living in Spain.
>>157508231>At this rate hes gonna Heroing himself isnt hegood.
>>157508231>according to COPE
>oh no I'm rich, young and athletic and every woman would want to have sex with me but I le don't want to work in the capital of a first world countryMeanwhile I'm an incel with barely any money and my boss wants to kill me.
>>157510965Did you fuck his daughter?
>>157511035I meant incel in the original sense, so no, I'm just lazy and question his methods openly.
>>157510965How can anyone be an incel in LA? Here in Europe the stereotype for your Continental is that everyone start fucking with everyone around 12-13 years old and the girls have very, very low standards compared to Euro women
>>157508231the only reason he's making a problem and not going to Arsenal Is because you can't change his nature despite all the money which means he's still a PANCHITO, and as any PANCHITO he has his whole family of PANCHITOS living in Spain whereas in England he can only bring his wife and kids
>>157511084it's wild that his extended senpai can't get bong visas. I understand visas are usually denied for obvious shit (criminal record, no fly list etc) but also if the consular officers feel the applicants will become a public burden (gibs) or become illegal by overstaying their visa. Clearly that can't be the case for the family of a millionaire footballer r-r-r-right?
>>157508231kek what a little bitchwhy is el bencho rated at 120 mil anyway?
>>157511117>footballer tries to bring a bunch of his cousins over>half of them are actually just friends from his favela>they have no plans in the country other than to "work" as his "assistant"doesn't seem that wild to me
>>157511301We live in a world where Liam Delap is worth 50M. 120 is nothing these days.
>first isak>now thisman, footballers really are whiny shitters
>even worse than Joao FelixProfessional footballers are a bunch of retarded cunts, aren't they?
>>157509421His "advisors" advised him to leave Shitty for Patetico in the first place
>>157508231Why do you morons pretend you don't get depressed when you hate your job?Next you'll pretend your performance quality doesn't suffer from this as well.
>>157512710How can he be possibly depressed when he earns a million a month while playing shit football.
>>157508231poor bencho
>>157512853dude has so much money he doesnt care about earning money and instead wants to do what he actually wants.Its a mentality only fuck you money can enable and you will never experience.
>>157512853Richer people than him have literally killed themselves. With that being said, I think this is just bullshit and part of the "strategy" to put pressure on Atlético.
>>157512877>I think this is just bullshit and part of the "strategy" to put pressure on Atlético.We are so past that point. Can you people be reasonable for once?
>>157508231>COPEFucken meme magic, kek
>>157512710With great power comes great responsibility
>>157508231the kid who refused to kick the ball
>>157512930he kicks a ball in a net with 21 other fully grown men
>>157508231>Problemas mentales Aparte de ser cordobés?
why is it always Argentines causing trouble? there must be a way to trick them all to return to their homeland and then we barricade the place from the outside
>>157517010>why is it always Argentines causing trouble?they are SO hot uwu
>>157512930Alvarez should make himself useful for once and compare his current contract for Atletico Madrid with Miles Morales's contract for Mephisto from the comics.
>>157512930Underrated post
>>157517330hello i dont get it can u explain plz how its underraterdyes yes i know "kraut cant into humor!!1" i get it but plz explain
would flick even want him at this point, now that he's been exposed as a certified mental midget? imagine patleti lets him go out of pity and then farca says nah
>>157508231plays sportsbowl game getting paid millions for a living and acts like a mental midget what an actual loser
>>157508919My friend says that Clarke Carlisle tried to kill himself while he played for Burnley. I did not make the obvious joke.
>>157509796my fucking sides
>>157511084>whereas in England he can only bring his wife and kidsEnzo Fernandez has like 6 negro cousins/brothers living with him and his family
>>157508231He's becoming a tranny as any other person with mental-health issues
>>157511084In fairness part of the issue for some of these guys' family is that they don't want to leave Spain, or they go to England for a bit and have a "fuck this shit" moment and go backFootballers families are even worse when complaining about the weather but we get to avoid hearing about it
Honest question.If you're UEFALONA and you have 100 Million + to spend this window, why not stash it in the bank so that you can put in a 200 million+ offer for Haaland next year and probably get the real deal? What do the fans of both moron Spanish clubs say? "The pull of Barcelona/Madrid is unmatched". You're not going to win the Champions league this year regardless with PSG, Bayern, and Arsenal being as strong as they are. What's the worst thing that could happen if Barcelona don't get a proper striker this season? oh nooooo you finish second in La Liga and get 3 million euros less prize money
>>157512043Did he want to spend the rest of his career on the bench? Seems like going to Athleti did wonders for him otherwise.
>>157523660to add on, footballers (and any athlete really, in any sport) at best have a grade 9 education. they're all pretty dim. if you're a pro, and let alone a successful pro, you've had it "your way" for the majority of your life. so now that he's 26, influenced by social media to think his life is over 4 years, with no education and no other skill set other than "football", he probably wants to go somewhere where he can feel important one last time before his instagram follower count drops.that and he's scared his hottie gf + kid will leave him because he's not in the spotlight anymore> https://www.instagram.com/emiliafferrero/?hl=en
>>157508231Aint this guy barely getting 10 goals a season? Whats the hype?
Fuck him who does he think he is.. his head is big because he won a World Cup?? Why sign for Atleti then you doofus
>>157508231He is such a bitchCant feel bad for him, he is a dumbass
This idiot didn't want to join Arsenal under the pretense that theres a join Barcelona clause and also that his whole family from mummy and daddy Alvarez lives in London with his gf and son. Nah fuck that shit. Doofus..
Fag acting like he banging 30 goals a season or some shit. Aint nothing but a twink bitch that teams get to boost team morale
>>157517451He's nicknamed the spider in argentina and also because he looks like Tom Holland
>>157510077Just be a loyal servant.
>>157523928Real life money doesn't work that way, because of financial fair play rules it's literally you have the budget now so buy because next year you can't
test?
>>157508231What going from pepball to simeoneball does to a mf'er
>>157520598Clarke Carlisle seemed like a nice guy but it was him who introduced the word 'nullify' to the pundits' vocabulary. For that, I will never forgive him.
>>157508231>city and Chelsea when players wanna leave Okay you can leave if the club gives us the money we want >Pathetico when a player wants to leave NOOOO I AM GOING TO HOLD YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL.
Atletico is based for sandbagging this faggot
>>157508231argensimians are NOTORIOUS for ditching and scamming teams and will throw a fucking tantrum to get away with it. their shitty sports media is an accomplice too. fuck him
>>157508231It's "become an hero" dumbass newfag.
>>157511073they have sex with all the extrovers and party-goers, not with basement dwellers that use 4chan 8 hours per day
>>157508231>leaves a champions-winning team to join patletico and farsaseverely low iq
>>157508231Good lmaoThis guy is fucking faggot and I’m glad Atletico told this faggot to COPE
>>157508231I like how Barcelona fans are running with the depression sympathy gimmick while also simultaneously shitting on Ferran after he jetted out
>sell the shark>shitpost some spider-argie>decide to sign gif relatedkinolona
>>157533325Barça offered 100M euros to be paid in 6 years, they were expecting Atletico to sell the player at a loss because of this shitty tactic kek
>from El Bencho to El Bitchosad
>muh mental health grow a fucking pair
>>157533325City and Chelsea are scam clubs. They consistently sell shitters for way more money than they're worth, somehow.
to be honest, if i were hansi flick i wouldn't want the player with that kind of mentality in my team, no matter how good he is
0 sympathy for this weaklng faggotif he had 0 affection for Atletico, and was just a stepping stone, why the fuck did he sign such a long contract wth them? Seriously fuck him. Fuck him so hard. I hat to quit football at 19 becaue i was a talentless and useless retard, and this faggot is wasting his prime years at the elite of football.
>>157542304Avoid him? Barca were probably the ones coaching him through this. It didn't come off and Barca signed a benchwarming striker just in case their squad needed another warm body. Barca don't care of Alvarez ruined his Atleti career, they just wanted him for a lower price, that's all.
>>157538381You don't know how club finances work.
>>157542379TRVKE but imagine having to play for pathetico.
>>157517010Argentinians' ability to cause maximum seething across the football world is unparalleled. You have to admire it
>>157542783>flagLMAO
>>157511073>How can anyone be an incel in LAAsk Elliott