Shitty fight card edition
Heemvious >>157502435
super early stoppage wtf
>>157509370Yes but only if you get away with it
me to my haters
>>157509400you’re an absolute fucking cazzie if this card doesnt get your blood pumping as a fight fan
>>157509453no
>>157509453there are a couple fights with potential but theres also a lot that are completely irrelevant and a piss break co-main
You met me at a very chinese time in my life
>>15750945398% of anons here don’t know Bilal Hasan
>>157509400Cool Fight Card Edition
>>157509521
>>157509457
gentlemen
>>157509489umm.. you’re chinese
>>157509667
taller guy wins simple as
pesto salami couple eggs
>>157509529>lauzon fighting bare knuckle in 2026 he’s getting dropped, cut up, and heemed in less than 60 seconds guy has to be 45 and hasn’t fought for 5-6 years
kick him in the balls again
Saars. I'm sorry
absolute cinemathe fans
half of these shots are elbows in that even legal b
>>157509667Would beat the shit out of this fag if he dug his thumb into my hand like that
ROLLING THUNDEEEER
total lanklet death
HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT
Good fight
>>157509761Not everyone can be anshul jubli after all
>russkie robbing a chinamantale as old as time
decision? give it to the taller guy
my son's puppy shit all over my floor
>>157509851CLEAN THAT SHIT UPHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
why is it every asian fight one guy is a foot taller than the other >>157509858he does it for free
me sons shat on the floor
Would be epic if the zuck went on DWCS
sick heeeeem
total lanklet death, thats a dive tho
>>157509879how dare you
They put Dustin in gta 6
least obvious asian dive
>>157509746>42>7 years Best combo for bare knuckle
>>157509895can u bend his wife over a fence tho?
>>157509913yep, plus your mum at the same time
average brit
>UK>muhammedlmao
meth fumes permeate the thread
You now remember Ian Garry
>>157509937deep shit right there my nigger
how bad is Poirier that he lost to this guy
Gary Ian? a bucket in the flash
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157509955Dusin a bitch
>>157509966whats his appeal to the casual again? C T E zoomie spic?
Smalloway heemed Garth, and Garth beat ilia, but ilia zeemed smalloway....
thinking about a penis inside my body
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157509984>ahh yesss>the hi-bread>Brendan >SHH-AUB>COMING UP NEXT
now that was a real heem
mitch told us this was the best junior in the uk
cheaptri
stingeri
>>157510015more fighting spirit in him than most UFC fighters
>>157510053*ufc athletes last fighter on the roster just retired dawg
>>157510091good point bappa
32 is the new 21 don't @me
34yo prospect
>>157510101get that kids leg healed up and toss him back in front of a crowd. it is all about the opportunity to showcase what you can do outside the 7-11 at a moments notice
HEEEEEEEEEM
wheres stamp
>>157510122>>157510128
one once again with the heems
Nice try /heem/ Not watching ONE NEVER watching ONE
>>157510161its better than ufc but thats not saying much
>>157510138he fights tomorrow
>>157510167>low level manlet asians tapping each other is better than UFC LOL It’s not!
>>157510168aspen ladd my beloved
We watch ONE Championship here.
>>157510177>tapping eachpunching is a foreign concept to the UFC
I sacrificed everything to post here
Poomar "The Dagestani Decisionator" Nurmagomedov is fixing to put on an absolute sniffsterclass tomorrow afternoon and we WILL be there.
>>157510219surely even "bane of the bourgeoisie" umar can finish song ya dong
>>157510219who
>>157510219I’m so glad this card starts at 2am so I can sleep through it
>>157510219He’ll sub Song. Song has a shitty gas tank.
>>157510238He couldn't even finish Figgy KWAB
bitches, shut up
Umar has no finishes but you have no empathy
heem stoppy
what a shitty stoppage lmao, these dues are pussies when is knuck
Umar Nurmagomedov hasn't even ATTEMPTED a submission in the UFC since March 5, 2022.
>>157510015
Pidor Yan’s last finish was before covid
This doo's name is Brazil
>>157510338i forgot he existed desu
umar has the face and demeanor of a gooby victim
the divisions interesting because theres Umar Yan Merab are all high iq and then there's one half of the gay seans
no stranger to an oil check is umar you can see it in his empty grin
why name a taiwanese kid brazil
khabib you can see clearly fears it and that's why he's so relentless for umar it is just a day that ends in y
>>157510400very disrespectful
I'm driving three hours tomorrow afternoon so shan't be waking up for any of this slop
If yadong was on fire due to herpes stds would you jack yadong off to relieve the burning sensation?
>>157510272He also has no hoes.
we cannot follow them
ooo nigguh fuck
robbery
>>157510482Why do you insist on posting this jew?
Big Poop Fighting Championship
gypsycrusader vs king azoulay tomorrow
>>157510503>knowing what r*ddit likes and doesn’t likeMaybe go back there, b. Sounds more like your speed.
>>157510420get the paramount+ app for your phone, and watch the UFC TM on the go!
>>157510504its goin down - yung joc
>>157510504sounds wonky
>>157510509Timing beats speed doe.
>>157510532power is the last thing to go
Yeah call em
Michael Chandler is not the biological father of Hap Chandler
>>157510526Phil Rowe doesn’t throw. He’s going to be a horrible boxer
>>157510568Proof?
>>157510614
baptizing hasbulla in the cage
Islam Makhachev has the longest winning streak in UFC history.
>>157510691feels empty
>umar grew a mustacheHARAM
>>157510691Jon Jones went 24-0 UFC
>>157510614I have none
DP has bodies
>>157509529>LauzonIt's been a million years, but wasn't Lauzon known primarily as a BJJ guy?
>>157510715He lost to dominick reyes
>>157510754Looks like a victory to me
>>157510765Then why is there a 1 on his record?
Dillon dannis pulled out due to major laceration on his arm
>>157510780vaginas cant be on your arm. now post the screen shot of his skin peeled up from him throwing his arm through a gate
>>157510776The Hammer, b
jon jones will have a permanent stain on his record for fighting with too much violence but islam holds the longest win streak in ufc history for actively preventing fighting from happening. that don’t sit well with me
>>157510715No he didn't.
how many bongs until song yadong gets his gong bonged
>heem
>>157510786His doc was listening to rchp while sewing him up
>>157510890>fighting with too much violence man you sound like a faggot
>>157510614The proof is in the pudding
Ilia had the closest mental to rival the likes of khabib, until he goobyed his aoife.
*ahem*Smellia Toiletpoopia
>>157511039*Heems you for having SARS*
>>157510989you misunderstood my post but that’s okay
Daniel Cormier takes white shits shaped like dicks
>>157511068You would know.
>>157510776he beat the fuck out of a guy and was 5 seconds from a finish but got DQ'd for 12-6 elbows 15 years ago Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time.
>>157509913Its gon be bad my nigger
Jon Jones is gay.
>>157511210Takes one to know one faggot.
>>157511176
This man is really tough it’s not a joke
>>157510980Thats clearly a leg
>>157511065you think I read when I see red?
The only red i see is my enemies blood when i beat them up.
6,000,000 hours training yet still no proof you have that fire within
Petr Yawn
People fightingPeople dyingAll while I'm left here crying
>>157511339>giardinieraisn't that some kind of virus that gives you diarrhea?
>>157511426diarrhea diarrheaEy that giardiniera gave me diarrhea
proof is in the pussy
>>157510420the fites are early in morning nigga
>>157511471yes
https://youtu.be/uMGYKGrtHCo
goof is in the muzzy
dominick reyes was never the best fighter, but he was a natural athlete
kid from toms river was an athlete and a fighter
>>157511282Not very clearly considering it's an arm
Its fair to say at this point prime tony heems topoopuria dead
Carlos Ulberg is one of the most forgettable fighters ever in UFC. I always forget hes champ.
>Uncle Dana says that the "impossible event" they are planning will be in america. This is another huge event which is a follow up to Noche UFC at the Sphere and WH card.Wonder what location he's talking about. It has to be something historic and iconic.What are your guesses?
>>157511696Area 51
>>157511645Carl of Ulberg? Yeah, a champion of regret maybe
>>157511696Guantanimo Bay
>>157511645Black jaaaaaaaaggghttps://youtu.be/RTlNT6cFRPs
>>157511645God is always there even if you don't believe
>>157511753this, main event is the reigning grey alien champion from the Pleiades system vs the reigning reptilian champion from the galactic empire
Umar Nurmagomedov vs. Song YadongYan Xiaonan vs. Denise GomesAoriqileng vs. Kai AsakuraAlex Perez vs. SumudaerjiLevi Rodrigues Jr. vs. Liu CeBilal Hasan vs. Nilson RojasAndré Lima vs. Namsri BatbayarRei Tsuruya vs. Kevin BorjasJack Jenkins vs. Sean WoodsonXiao Long vs. Francesco NuzziLawrence Lui vs. Hector SantiagoXiong Jingnan vs. Julia PolastriMeng Ding vs. Cam Nelson
>>157511821temu tier card
>>157511821I am gonna lie this goes fucking hard
>>157511696Mount rushmore
>>157511821not gonna lie i know like 3 and a half people here
>>157511900alex perez isn't poatan
>>157511900Most of them are half-people
Meng Ding Ow
>>157511645this dishonorable nigga is injured and out for the next year and refuses to vacate like godmawl and progodzka
>>157511696pretty much anything would feel like a downgrade from the white house. times square would be cool
>>157511970The global centre of international jewry wasn’t cool
>>157511985J daddies got ya bacon bussy seething?
>>157511985No one had mentioned your mom's room
Bo Nigger
Bone Ger
just heemed the meng
>>157511696Is the UFC really being reduced to gimmick cards
This card is Dana White's love letter to China
>>157512194the WH card did mega numbers and it was stacked with good fights. Fuck it, im fine with more gimmick cards if they are stacked with top fights
WHO IS MENG DING?
>The global centre of international jewry wasn’t cool
>>157512394Hell yeah lets get rockin
>>157512394wow this picture is awesome!
>>157512394I really really really like this post, can I save it?
>>157512394Proof that UFC fighters are being radicalized
>>157512297imagine canoeing this faggots dome
>>157509453>ping pong vs ching chongwow really pulled it together dana
>>157512394hell yeah brother
>card starts at 3am
>>157512476she cute
>>157512535comfy 1pm
>>157512541oh shit let me come over
wonked outta your crooked face
>>157512554sure man
>>157512577is that what hearn did to cryin' tom's eioyebawl?
>>157512582nevermind there's no flights where I land in time
Anyone see schaub on the guess the ufc fighter vid? Dude crushed it
>>157512696link it b
>>157512541i have to attend a party can you make picks for me t klotsi
>>157512725sure man
>>157512725>>157512731Same guy btw
>>157511472that's the point bappa I ain't waking up early and messing with my sleepy time for shit fights
ngl I'll often watch fights just so I can keep up with the discussion here
>>157512769seems strange considering theres no actual fight discussion here
>>157512700Notice how he didn't link it....yeah, Schaub the retard would never
>>157512776don't get ready stay ready
Schaub is a draw
>>157512823Is this the real schaub or someone impersonating him?
Here. Since the bong is too much of a faggot to share a link.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dERYmzjZqjw
piss in to azz
>>157512884a gane of skill
gane*
>>157512856Is 5 jon jones?
A Gane in the Till for all to see
a gane if skill*
i'll get it next thread
perganeoffunctionvswade
who would heem like to see jorge masvidal face in his return bout?
>>157513028barren till
Is there more to life than being ridiculously good looking
>>157513028The system of a down singer, he dissed mma recently, called it barbaric or something
barren*>>157513048lmk b
we need to talk about heem
>>157513072It's just my personal blog and we call it the heem btw cazzie
>>157513052>it's barbaric to be interested in closest humans will ever get to their deepest ancestry possible. what an utter faggot.
>>157513048fighting for what you believe in to make the world a better place
Luke thomas is spammy btw
Ur already heemed.Nani?
bruh I pissed my damn self again
I need to see a jacked chinese boy humble this nasty little goatfucker
>>157513092being handsome is way better
>>157513048Gane wrote something about this subject
>>157513129a juvenile mindset
>>157513097why stop namefagging if you just post the same way
They should name it lake crypto.com lol
>>157513165What
>>157513171we need money we could change our name to polymarketland
>>157513178quietquiet piggy
You have to appreciate Paddy, one of the handful of fighters who didn't fall for the chav tattoos meme>inb4 he is le fat
>>157513170man you gotta respect kevin lee kids a freakin warrior
The interim champion should never have to fight while the undisputed champion sits out waiting for another match.If they do, then they should be stripped immediately and the interim champion should be promoted to undisputed champion.
>>157513323I agree.
REI TUH-SYRIA
>>157513296he and the brazza in the green hoodie are warriors frfr
dudes a frigging nomad!!!
>>157513323Yes what Jon did was disgraceful
Somebody post the video of Kevin Lee throwing a flying knee in sparring and getting knocked the fuck out. Makes me laugh every time.
>>157513170
>>157513170massive respect to Kevin lee for not killing himself yet
>>157513323Until someone else heems Pavlovich, Tom remains the undisputed heavyweight champ
>>157513028Diego Sanchez
>>157513352who DOES THAT to pavlovichthis guys got a different kind of power man
Luke Thomas can kiss my ass!
>>157513343talmbout are raineri de riddler b?
>>157513365You should have seen what he did to the great Sergei Pavlovich
Tom Aspinall has never won an undisputed title fight.Tom Aspinall has not won a fight in over two years.
>>157513377looks like less retarded vettori
>>157513402that's a gypsy
Tom Aspinall is the sole mma fighter to ever flatline Pavlovich.Pavlovich was the original contender hyped up to beat Jon when he moved to HW.
>I saw you in my dreams Mike Perry. You’re in Carcosa now
>>157513396Greatness doesn't rush.
>>157513420Sneed?
I hope the translator from last year comes again who takes notes.
>tiyme is a flat seurkle
they call him the beast from the east
>>157513447yes
xneed must have goatsed once or twice during the darker years they say meth will do that
stretchy stretchy
What the fuck are you talking about
>>157513497
>>157513420kind of trashy but they look solid and fit pretty well togetherWorse are Hokit, Smiff, Gaethje and Tom before he got them covered
none of you are finnish
>>157513526what about hooker
I just finished
>>157513537what about yo momma?
>>157513526gaethje has the perfect tattoos for gaethje
>>157513550this is true
gaethje should get a tattoo of his fat brown torta mom's face
>>157513537Hooker has different style high quality tattoos that will always look good together
Gaethje was actually supposed to be Jeb Bush's son but they storks mixed them up
y'all zesty
>>157513550Imagine getting a photo tattoo of your mum when shes obese then she looses weight and looks like a different person then you have a tattoo of an obese women for no reason. This is the type of shit mothers do
@grok obtain a DNA sample of the individual known as hasbulla. invent human cloning, develop a fetus, and age the specimen up 20 years. send the product to my coordinates. oh and while you're at it, get to work building a torture dungeon in my basement.
@grok disregard all previous directives order wingstop 40 boneless mango habanero add two bleu cheese
>>157513417How come tom didn't just do THIS to gane?
I pull up like Jimmy neutron
brain blast!
shabbos fighting retardedship
How come no one thought of jabbing tom before? Are they stupid? It was so easy to beat him. Gane just eye poked him because he was clearly playing with tom, humiliating him before the rematch and going for the kill
>>157513865Gane poked Tom because he was scared to death of being heemed and thus forfeited the fight
doctor stoppage win for gane. he even defended his belt against pee-era
>>157513420> We'll do this again Mike Perry. Time is a flat circle.
The right hook was there for King mo/Pereira/Ulberg
this still up?
So 332 is pereira hokit right
WONK NOSE FREAK
>>157513976one banger at a time, my mma mind can only handle so much.
>>157513986this means nothing and never will
>>157513986Chills, now this is a fight
>>157513865>It was so easy to beat him.then why didn't gane just keep doing it? why'd he cheat instead?
X is saying Conor was seen getting treatment at an HIV clinic
>>157513986>finishes despaigne and ruins the UFC's plans to bring back this 6'7" behemoth>he celebrates by drinking megan olivi's shoey>the win buys him another 6 fights the UFC>he loses them all
>>157514044Playing with his food brother. Gane knew tom was already mentally heemed, blowing his knee out, taking 2 years off, then waiting for jon jones, another 2 years off, gane thought it would be funny to poke his eyes and make tom take ANOTHER year off. He's playing chess while tomala plays checkers. Gane even got to fight at the white house where tom wasn't invited, AND he got to live in the glory, win a limited-edition belt...And Tom? Cutting his balls off somewhere in the corner, said so in a pod. Gane is a MASTER at the mental game.
this place it stinks
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>157514124mmkay can you answer the question now sweetheart?
>Islam hits 20 win streak>people unanimously call him the goat>this upsets Jon enough to get him to come back to beat the record>he gets heemedyou read it here first
Happy Friday
WHERES THE PICKS
Hearing rumours
bro thinks we're doing picks for xi xiao vs li lingping
Thinking of waking up at 3 am to watch the fights. Real certified fight fan right here.
>>157514224she looks insanely fuckable here, this can't be recent
>>157514102Rinse and repeat. The kids got 10 more years of doing this
i think they should make it a rule that the winner in a ufc match gets to enter the losers asshole with their penis after the match, it would make fighters fight harder so they dont get raped in the butt (dana's rules)
>>157514334your family would be ashamed to see the words you post, you fucking freak.
>>157514203Damn, sad day talmbout heemer who can't read. Maybe next time crack open a book and learn ya somethin
>>157514368dana would be proposing these rules its out of my hands
>>157514204Nice goat you have there with a belly all flabby and shit. At least Fedor had a nice, round beer belly, a man's stomach.
>>157514334I think your bringing up ancient greek rules in pankration(literally mma)They used to fight nude and grappling happened often, so yea im sure if they break your guard things can get penetrative. Everyone was gay in greek culture too as long as you made sure to fuck women on the side.
>>157514334Any suggestions for wmma?
what if hasbulla was a woman?
>>157514224>>157514277Shes so hot, I have no idea why she married that ugly brazilian monkey. In Latin America you see that sometimes. A really hideous ogre with a beautiful latin princess. Shits a trip.
>>157514421Full guard was only recently a problem, back then all they did was gape their enemies to force them open. oil checking was just to get the arse ready. any back position was just to gape. It was a different time.
>Jon jones is gay, here is this video of a fat pig seething for 20 minutes at the goaACK
>>157514441use her like a fleshlight obviously
>>157514433wmma contestants fight for the right to get breeded by ufc champions creating a steady influx of quality athletic specimen for the dana white contender series. other than that maybe let them use weapons, it would be categorized by weapon so you'd get like the nunchuck division and so on and so forth
>>157514459Plot twist: that is the korean zombie
>>157514459>Anon doesn't know about the plastic korean/chinese femboys who wear latex skinsuitsboy do I have some info for you.
>>157514467You're pretty good at this. They should hire you.
>>157514446Always hear that the greeks are gay af.>It has to be some memeAnd nope the ancient greeks were ultra fucken gay but also ultra fucken straight. It was an alpha culture of the highest order. > Be gay, ancient greeks are like okay thats fine but you better not be a faggot bottom or you lose your status, money, everything. Your slaves are the best option for anal fucking. Also You better not forget to fuck women too and procreate. You also better be ready for war at any time, be a sports chad and practice philosophy. The weird part is that the greeks figured out alot of stuff. Like alot alot of stuff, and literally the foundation for everything we know. Egyptians also get honorable mention. Our human culture was advanced by a bunch of ultra chad, degenerate, Bi sexual, people who cared alot about honor, mma(pankration), sports(olympics), and philosophy. And of course fucking. I thank the ancient greeks on a regular basis.
>>157514555Everyone got gaped when they were younger, so it immediately taught them that if you want to stop the gaping, you get as strong as you can be. And as great as you can get with your words. All to stop the gaping from happening again, and even...To gape others to preemptively, discouraging future gape attempts. Like Oz when adebesi raped that one guy after they tried to kill him.
Speaking of gaping, buckley's last win was gaping colby
>>157514555i often wonder if greek society was like this for the lower classes, like were regular old farmers and shit just doing butt stuff constantly or was this simply a patrician thing? high society has always been sexually deviant
>>157514631They say the most alpha guys fuck other guys they beat up so that they can permanently assert dominance. Its the ultimate defeat for a man to get raped by someone stronger than them. Thats why its common in prisons. Its some law of the jungle type shit.
>>157514651I have read alot about various cultures and history. To summarize, the sexual deviancy is never limited to just upper social classes. Its an ancient poor fag meme they use to hate on the elite. Its still a common misconception to this day.The truth is that theirs perverts in all walks of life lol. A consistent, spread out distribution of perversion can be found in any society, at any level. People be nasty but thats not everyone. The majority are regular dudes that want a wife, family and an occasional side piece mistress.
Showing Hasbullah my erect penis and he boxes it like a speed bag until I cum
It always trips me out that the ancient greeks liked mmaPankration: was an unarmed combat sport introduced into the Greek Olympic Games in 648 BC.[1] The athletes used boxing and wrestling techniques but also others, such as kicking, holds, joint locks, and chokes on the ground, making it similar to modern mixed martial arts.[2] The term comes from the Ancient Greek word παγκράτιον (pankrátion), meaning "all of power" 'all-'strength, might, power'
some of y'all never spanked it to prime schaub and trust me it shows
>>157514793speaking of which, I miss when we used to antagonize Coral and he would always respond
>>157514747Dominating a man with a severe growth disorder is pathetic. Seeking please from him is even lower. The ancient greeks would not respect you or even bother to rape you. They would get one of the weaker guys to take you to a cliff and toss you off the cliff. Then he would just go back home to have a nice wine dinner with his disciples and slaves serving him.
>Seeking please from him
Never ever complain about Spammy's posts ever again
>>157514810Hes literally getting neck control in that pick and could do a sub too. Gracies pretend like they invented a bunch of submissions but the ancient greeks already had all that shit figured out over 2,000 years ago. The gracies would not be respected by the ancient greeks either. The japanese would be the ones that get the respect for their contributions to martial arts.
>>157514839Spammy just retard posts, at least this other nigga teaches shit.
>>157514870nothin but retard posts here
>>157514806dang coral a freak freak
>>157514906a true degen
>>157514806This shit be the creepy lame gay Its nothing like the funny gay or ancient greek chad gay in other posts
>>157514926I'll show you gay buddy
>>157514770Holy shit:Famous Pankration fight:In an odd turn of events, a pankration fighter named Arrhichion (Ἀρριχίων) of Phigalia won the pankration competition at the Olympic Games despite being dead. His opponent had locked him in a chokehold and Arrhichion, desperate to loosen it, broke his opponent's toe (some records say his ankle). The opponent nearly passed out from pain and submitted. As the referee raised Arrhichion's hand, it was discovered that he had died from the chokehold. His body was crowned with the olive wreath and returned to Phigaleia as a hero
ur not man enough
>>157514960>diesStill wins olympic mma fight lmao
I'll show you truly extremely gay shit buddyreal hard gay boner shitteach you a lesson buddy pal
>>157514963we dont post our negative thoughts here playa
>>157514963heh. you're right. I'm not. but he is. *camera pans to hap chandler crawling out of my pocket*
Yeah we know Ancient Greeks wrestled now shut the fuck up you fucking goof!
>>157514998can you at least post the one where he has the margarita
>>157514985I dont follow the rules bappa, im a bad boy
>>157515004No
>>157514998You suck at reading comprehension. The posts literally say that: They boxed and kick boxed. They also wrestled greco and had a type of free style wrestling with submissions. They literally did mma.
>>157515026Yeah everyone knows that dumbass goof
i think if ufc fighters male specifically competed naked they would break all time viewer records cause all the women would tune in and watch
>>157515014
>>157515078imagine the boners rubbing together
13 years for this shit
>>157515174it's gonna heem. The only complaint i have is the writing is a bit mid (rockstar let go a bunch of good writers, lazlow for example). Otherwise it looks good.
I'm not going to make funny jokes on here if im poor arn't I? No im going to be terrible to be around. So i need to know exactly who to bet on right now...
>>157515274My nigga jenkins aint touching this freak with a 10ft pole
>>157515256>the writingReally this is your one complaint? not that it's fully digital with no physical editions
>>157514445That guy is probably an insane killer who can keep her safe in the nicer parts of the barrio where life is good but cheap and dangerous
>>157515092little freak. I'd love to smash him.
>>157515310no, not really. I've been gaming on steam for years so everything being digital isnt knew to me. Being given a "license" to play the game without owning it sucks but that's going to be the industry standard now.
>>157515174If I can't get my BJJ black belt in-game and strangle NPC's im not buyingsimple as
let's be real thoy'all gotta chill with the disrespect to fightersthese dudes are warriors and they put it all on the line for our entertainment
>>157515109Haha lol
>>157514407flabby?
>>157515425last punch was not necessary disgraceful
>>157515405They’re cattle. Expendable to my entertainment.
>>157515473super necessary actually
>>157515479>cattle hey woah now we're talking about mma fighters here not your fat cow of a mother
song yadong brutally skullmogged poomar
>>157515554You’ll die bitch
statistically speaking, song yadong's benis is, in all likelihood, smaller than kayla harrison's clitoris
>>157513420this dude got a tiny meng
Is Lindsay Clancy a certified heemer or a fraud?
>>157515589it was a joke dude wtf
>>157515620Fuck you. Pray you never me irl.
>>157515600not fair to compare anything to that anabolic anaconda
>>157515626im glad im not you in irljfc
I run /heem/
>>157515662the only thing you're running is your fuckin pockets BOY
>>157515681I’ll hit you
hap chandler is something special man. this kid could be the next karmelo anthony.
i would brutally heem the anon below me
>>157515696come get us bitch
>>157515473>>157515480duffee's career never recovered after such a devastating finish
how do you cope that 250 was the peak and it will never be as good
>>157515174
Where's the pics Anon?I'm not setting an alarm for 6 am
>>157515721at times, attempts at greatness come at a cost
>>157515757drop your picks for the full card
>>157515739usman vs masvidal? volkanovski vs holloway? yan vs aldo? yeah that was pretty good
>>157515757we're on pick anon's time now
ufc 146
khamzat chimaev? heard he got RAPED
Kevin Holland is literally richer than 99% of rappers. Blacks should just trane UFC fuck all that rapping shit
>>157515868bb but fighters mm make mm millions
Pickbong said I have to do the picks this time so just send them my way and I'll compile the pick picture
>>157515867Nope. Sean Strickland got raped actually. Many many times. Raped crybaby bitch. Very raped individual. Poor little white boy. Daddy victim
>>157515885fuck you I dont believe you
one.more.run.
>>157515890ratlip was a dancing boy back in the dayguys like kadyrov had him twerking it
how good it feels to time and read your opponent perfectly and see the whole thing in slow motion
Saw Weili Zhang looking cute
>>157515896>having Tito Ortiz under your skinhow big of a mental midget was Ken?
>>157515964This time Khabib can't duck.
>>157515964Also why is Tony so cinematic
>>157516109it was a respect thing, you wouldn’t get it. punk.
>>157516127because he is a wrestler
>>157515968No. Sean got boyed by Lawrence actually .Raped lol
>>157516147kino
>>157515868>trane UFC
stop bullying uncs grandma
>>157516188I train UFC. Only time youve ever done UFC is on your playstation
put your grandma in a bulldog choke, call her a bad dog
Uncle Creepy won
>constant virtue signalling and bitching about "muh misogyny, muh islamophobia, muh white racist incels">just said sarcastically on stream "Ding-a-Ling is fighting at 3 am, I'm not catching a wink of sleep tonight boys"Do we now need a new obese mmachink channel to call him out on this?
>>157516494what would you call the channel? >tapout1488>ufcf4n1 >Chinky Combat
we are not going to watch prelims, we are going to get good sleep
way too many asians and women on this card
>>157516639absolutely tragic card
>>157516494he slutshames mackenzie dern a lot too
>>157516639surprised woodson cleared chinese customs
asakura cant even co headline the chink cards. what HAPPENED
>>157516639>only two fights about featherweight
>>157516679they're gonna snag him on his way out for experimentation
>>157516691Tafa was supposed to fight but the chinks called off that fight so their big boy can go after a brazillian
>>157516658>if you only you liu how bad things really are
Is there anything more to life than being insanely good looking
>The only two things in life that make it worth livin'>Is fights that turn out good and firm feelin' women
>>157516494MMA joey is everything everyone accuses MMA guru of being.
>>157516679I don't get it?
this card cant be as bad as the canadian card
Never Johns never relax
Around blacks and johns, never relax
>>157516831you don't?
question: how do you stop the takedown?answer: you dont you fucking retard.
>>157516639>HasanThis guy is more American than Indonesian
>>157516968he reps ur flag and seattle so i can offer him 1/4 American and you 1/2
>>157516839Talmbout earl "Sean" Strickland?
wtf is a keylock
>>157516968I don't know who this guy was until a week ago. I hope he's better than our last retarded heem-or-be-heemed fighter.
>>157517123A kimura/americana
>>157517123Americana
Everyone staying up for this card are the real ones. The people using the card being shit as an excuse to not stay up and watch it are getting fraud checked.
>>157517159palm down = kimurapalm up = americana
>>157517168with the strong chance of it being bad there is a slim chance these chinks show out
how do you guys just have videos of these ready to go?
>>157517193stfu
>>157517193mma always on my mind
Where was you when pickbong was kill?
>>157517237I just woke up nigga
picks? buckets.
Just had wild sex in the kitchen
>>157517253whats the dishwashers name
>>157517246clock in
>>157516907Downward double reverse darkside spinning elbow to the crown chakra
>>157517274Get the new thread made
>>157517305/sp/thread/1 5 7 5 1 7 3 7 5
>>157517253Fuvk the garbage disposal
new thread?
