>England v Pakistan290 & 81/3 v 110>County Championshipneed countystreams to update
YFO
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain is actually a good album when you think about it Now that the dust has settled
we're an Assange-Xi-Khan general
a Chang Bingyu general
never slept with a Chinese woman unfortunately defo on the ol Bucky L
Zachy is never going to break the v10 barrier lets be honest
tbf zachy would be really good at bouldering if he started before 30 and it didn't involve any climbingyou just can't hide from your unathletic welsh genetics at the end of the day
anyway, bard will score a century tomorrow so at least that's a mini win for /cric/
what sport would bard beat me at exactly?I would dogwalk him at tennis
>unathletic Welsh ge-ackhttps://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?is=jDhxb6ObXNycPC5R
>these “posts” itt so fargrim direhellfire
>>157512137Imran Khan is based, pure Aryan phenotype, gets white pussy
>>157512816
Warnie’s in a box, in a box,Warnie’s in a box!Na na na na na na na na na na na,Warnie’s in a box, in a box,Warnie’s in a box!
1st reply ITT was a good one actually
going to bed
based old man bowen
Go easy, zachy has a long day of having sex with storage men tomorrow
please stop bullying /hoc/
do you know what?I'm gonna be a bit reddit for a minutebut if zachy's allowed bouldering we're all allowed a little bit of redditSunbather's a decent album
>>157513062I.. I can't...
the small cock /hoc/ fears the big dick /cric/
/hoc/ memes 101:1. bud190001. all the others
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DclizVJiaOq/Basically bard
my bed smells of woman
>>157513389mummy come in to sleep for your nightmares?
>>157513407*stepmummy iykwim haha
>>157513389Because youre a pussy?
>>157512816DW summer loomsthe AusGODS will return, as was promised after the last ball of the 25/26 KFC Big Bash League final, to drown these losers out
how come there arent many asian players from england? it's known as their sport here in the uk after all
Not sure if Chinese and Japanese people are into cricket mate except statscunt
>>157513956don't act like a yank you know what i mean when i say asian
my bed smells like the cricket
Chickedy China the Chinese chickenYou have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Ok now please explain it without being a seething racist
are pookistan the new windies?
>Pakistan has won a total of 4 gold medals in the history of the Olympic games.>India has won a total of 10 gold medals in the history of the Olympic Games.They are just physically/athletically hopeless.
>the "olympic" "games"
>>157515452And Wales has 0 (ZERO) gold medals in olympics and this makes certain bedsit bummer boil
negging certain man
>>157516498not cricket
couchy actually means victory
>>157516498I remember namibia had some hot white girl fans at the last t20 tournament
bought a slab of Monteith's because Guinness wasn't on special
>>157517112good first choice and good backup optionrespect increased
>>157517112Reddit first option. Retard second option
>>157517188here mate, you dropped one of your beers
>>157517188not my fault dark beer is so yummy
best part about drinking beer
>>157517308drinking it faggot
>>157517188Guinness is yum and an extremely mainstream option, hardly Reddit like a twatty IPA would beYour opinion is dumbYour face is dumb
>>157517218Corrrr now THAT is a beer
Longneck only
>>157517933corr I wish I could drink without having panic attacks for 3 days
mates giving bouldering a misstoo hungover apparently hungover Britain
Must have realised how neeky bouldering sounded when he finally sobered up
>>157518121he misunderstood "want to climb on some rocks tomorrow?"
went blue mountains today
my friend was begging me me to try out boulderingsaid yes last night because he wouldn't stop going on and convinced me he wasn't that good himself so it'd be finewoke up and realised how grim it sounded so just politely told him I'm not some sad reddit neek lol
>>157518153imagine the panthers hiding in there
proper maharishi raincoat weather today and all next week teebs
is he, dare I say, a couchy neek Z-man?
>>157518153
>>157518171fwoar, they must eat so many Asian tourists
i've eaten a couple of asian tourists in my time iykwim
>>157518153Nice mate I ran the UTA out katoomba in may. Considering a trip next year too
not a sport
fyi there is zero chance of play today. it'll be storming in london all day.umpires could probably abandon play for the day right now.
they should all play in maharishi raincoats
looks fine after lunch
zachy was very cocky about his bouldering ability until he ventured into london and saw that japanese guy warm up with an asterisked v3 (zachy's best). not so cocky now and also realises his most hated city is the home of the boulder
thats Sheffield m8
think thatd be boulder, colourado
>>157518454Wonder where that's getting it's info from. The british weather people are saying this.
>cocky about athletic prowess>has welshie weakling dnalmao
>>157518488More like Bumder, Cuminarseo
>>157512485Game called OFF ffsI'm convinced we would have won today under my captaincy (quite a weak team who we're against, they only beat us last time because they dropped a couple of players down from their 1s to their 3s)Now we have to walk away with 5 points instead of 20, and our position in the league is FUCKED as a resultForecast isn't so bad for later, we should have demanded to try to get the game in, even if it meant hanging around for hours waiting for it to dry out a bit>>157512533Probably literally every sport desuI was in all of the sports teams at school (captaining them until a disciplinary issue during a cricket match caused me to get stripped of the captaincy, and subsequently withdraw my services from all teams until a resolution was reached) whereas you give off the air of one of those runty kids with absolutely zero talent or hand-eye coordination who ends up doing fake """sports""" like bouldering as a result (no offence intended)Tennis could be tight because beyond decent hand-eye coordination I don't have any particular talent for it, but I think I could beat you just by hitting the ball to a different side each time (your years of alcoholism have ruined your cardiovascular system, so you'd be a-huffin and a-puffin and a-collapsin within 4 games
The disciplinary issue in question, you ask?I told my wicket-keeper he was shit after letting 4 byes through his legsBut he was a mate of mine and agreed that the mistake in question was shit, so don't see why the PE teacher needed to get involved and make a big thing of it desu
damn every year or so bard makes a post that completely BODIES bowenit was especially this bit for me:>one of those runty kids with absolutely zero talent or hand-eye coordination who ends up doing fake """sports""" like bouldering as a result so true
runty b
>>157518879As close friends for many years, Bowen and I enjoy this playful banter. No hard feelings between either of us(May or mayn't only be adding this caveat due to the serial killer vibes given off by certain man, prefer not to comment on that)
this country is still predicated on the output of its private schools so when said institutions started producing people like zachy the country descended to a deeper layer of shit. it used to be that some people who went to private school had the wherewithal to acknowledge that they benefited from a system that the country had been built around, but would do everything in their power to improve the lot of the whole strata of society. the knock-on effect would be that it inadvertently justifies the continued existence of the system. but then the country received a zachyfied generation of privately educated who are far too retarded to understand the world around them. britain will never recover from the breakdown of its private schools producing nothing but zachys.
>>157518750fit as a fiddle melightning round the court
>a disciplinary issue lol yeah right you narcissistic neek. priceless
>(no offence intended)kek mad lad
>>157519025It's crazy that Zachy is a turbo-tarq and yet possesses no batsmanning ability whatsoeverI find the increasing proportion of tarqs within our 1st XI to be rather rum (they're talking about a few more of their tarq mates joining next year ffs), but it's undeniable that their education has resulted in better batting technique than us humble plebs, which has helped the side considerablyTo go to such a school and yet learn absolutely nothing in the ways of cricketmanship is just unforgiveable, mother Bowen must be cursing the wasted thousands spent on his education
three non asterisk hard v5s so far
in terms of tennis it really depends on who the bigger tarq out of zachy and bard isthe more tarqy you are the better you are at that sport
>wherewithalonly ever heard neeks use this mutant word. never seen it in /cric/
>>157519242In that case, Zachy would win 6-1, 6-0, 6-1As a humble lower middle-class (upper echelons thereof) man, I simply cannot hope to contend with certain man in terms of tarqiness
Just remembered this songHow on EARTH did that devilish Aussie get away with it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ8LM9NDGxk&list=RDwJ8LM9NDGxk&start_radio=1
>in terms of
>>157511525I'm just annoyed because I wanted to see people I actually have played against IRL face Jasprit Bumrah
>>157519315we say nigga here
>>157519303you say that but I just remembered you scored really highly on your own tarq metrics questionnaire>>157519329nothing wrong with it
>>157519382I scored in the lower middle-class range actually
/cric/ threads really be like>"Ballmaxxing" is an extreme online body modification trend where individuals self-inject fluids—such as saline solution or surgical lubricants—into their scrotum to artificially and temporarily enlarge it. Spreading through fringe online subcultures, participants do this for aesthetic enhancement, perceived hyper-masculinity, or fetishistic reasons.... oh btw, cricket!
reckon bard has psychopathic tendencies
>>157519401>thinks up the comeback 2 years laterlmao good one bowen
isn't intended as a comeback
>>157519399I dont want big balls but I do want saggier balls
God made it rain this weekend because he was scared of the power bard was going to unleash today
how did bard go from barely making the side / routinely getting TFC'd to becoming captain kekhardly seems the most professional league does it
hate that my son will have to inject saline into his sack just to keep up with the jones'
>>157519571So trueHe is determined to test me in a similar way to how He is testing the humble people of Nepal>>157519597I go between the 1s and 2s, played a roughly even amount for both this yearTFCs would usually be in the 1s (where I normally have to bat 6 or 7), whereas I was due to captain the 2s todayThinking about going for permanent captain of the 2s next year, haven't decided yet
what a shit week pffft
>next yearmate you're almost 40 and mostly collect ducks these daysthey're going to have to hide old man bard in the slips soon
zachy mate did you ever bump into Kieran 'Kez' Hornsby in sussex? you must have some mutual friends at least
Carse going well.
still bouldering
>>157519829a lot of strange men bumped into him in brighton
>>157519829oh god the giga tarq from Arundel lmao How weird was that
>>157519773I've only had one duck this season (compared with 4 or 5 last year, I think), and shouldn't have even had that because I found the gap easily with my first ball but the dickhead at the other end turned down the run, and then I got trapped LBW by the wily teenage spinsman (bloody good player) second ballI'm also as athletic as ever in the field and so well renowned for my fieldsmanship that they asked me to deliver a masterclass to the juniors, it'll be at least two decades before I settle in the slips
Got a cricket bat in the 100 yen shop
>>157520080got into any baseball over there?
>>157520080how much did it cost?
>>157519773>in the slipspretty sure bard is a bit of a butterfingers. remember lots of his blogposts referring to dropped chancescan't catch but decent at stopping the ball / diving around. would be useless at slip
>>157520135300 yen
doing 20mm max hangs
>>157519773>>157520172Why not silly mid-on in hopes that someone puts him out of his misery?
>>157520172Not too far from the truth desu, I don't rate myself as a great catcher and have dropped as many chances as I've taken this yearThat comes from fielding primarily at short cover thoughever, and most of the chances have been when it's been pelted at me from close range, where nobody really expects me to take the chance. I'd say there's only been one drop this season which I really should have taken
>>157513784Racism
>>157520132I saw one game. Was fun. Sadly I now live in a city that likes its baseball team so its hard to get tickets if I wanted them
>I don't rate myself as a catcherlol sightlet speccy neek
certain poll rigger trying to have a go at the protag when he's admitted to getting the yips while bowling causing him to spray it harmison style (but at 60mph) and being completely clueless with the bat too
please watch us fuck sa 1.8 team
>>157520522
>>157520522RARE
>>157520559>im sorry would you rather watch the rain in england>>157520569im always here when we play
the cop
>>157520602What flavour of Zimbo are you
there's something slightly wrong with boulder brightons hangboard it's just not quite secure and rocks slightly, makes you weaker
nice neeky beltlmao imagine getting stuck at 30 chin ups as your pb. best part is he unironically thinks that and three (3) bicep curls is a massive achievement. toothpick armed neek
>>157520700the dark kind>when are you going back home
>>157520602it was more the phrasing of your request that I was responding to, not the idea itself
20 is pretty good, and 30 is a lot harder than 20you can do 6 max with those 2 plate bench max couchy bingo wings of yours
Gonna go see the odyssey with brotherberg on Monday
listening to heavy metal
brothers gone to see a shakespeare play in London (yes he is the cultured one) and is staying over night he surely has a woman, the idea of staying in London on your own over night just doesn't add up
Day 3 lunch menu is up
Day 3 lunch menu is up at the Riverside
>>157520997>the idea of staying in London on your own over night just doesn't add updone this many times albeit.very good pubs in london, smacks the shit out of the ones in my rural area.
surprised there's anyone left in London, could swear most of you lot are over here on working holidays serving me beer
>>157520426you rigged the poll and your bellend boyfriend still lost
everything in london mogs dorkyou know this but you're having to live with your DIRE decision to spend mummy's money theredork's just a bit grim if you really thing about it after letting the dust settle. this is why you were contemplating a move to scotland too
Pubs in London aren't any better than pubs elsewhere imhoNightlife isn't actually very good there, it's just rescued by the fact that it's the only place in the country where attractive women live
nah I like York something very (dare I say it) sylvan and bucolic about it for a city gone downhill a bit last few years because its had so much positive press I guess, but no other options in England really. Limited really. It's also very well connected
York is very green for a city The immediate areas so very green
>London is officially the second-greenest city in the worldlmaoooo lil dorkies can't stop losing
I don't know what sylvian means
>>157521569just a human-made meme really, it certainly doesn't feel it
>>157521493>Pubs in London aren't any better than pubs elsewhere imhothey are, cask ales are easy to find.i live in a rural area with three pubs within walking distance, yet all three have poor options for cask ale. next town over isn't any better either. really dire that it's increasingly a city thing.
just got back from a month in the UK, I thought york was pretty nice honestly bit touristy though I was just around the inner of the old city walls I guess, stayed at middletons and not a bedsit though lolyork minster was very impressive
>>157521493>it's the only place in the country where attractive women liveJust not true is it. Don't know why you think that
>memed into visiting some literal who place based on a well foreheaded but poorly armed neek on /cric/grire
Lord's should never host a test match again
>>157521763why the hell didn't you meet up with zachy for a beer
>open illegal willow stream>see ad for an electric bike>brand name is lectric
declare now, bowl the poos out for 20
>it’s back on LETS FUCKING GO >England losing wickets D’oh. But not surprising
yeah so many box-ticking tourists
>Live - Gay nailed by shooteryeah don't think I'll tune in thanks
>>157521820lol hardly, midway stop for the cousin who lives in norfolk driving me back after we went to scotland, is it that hard to believe someone might actually like something? It was touristy in the centre but I thought york was pretty nice >>157521889couldn't post on my e-sim, went to day one at headingley and had a great timenot about to get stood up like backpack lad while I'm on holiday
walls tickharry potter shop tickshambles tick overpriced pub with a 'ghost' that nobody who actually knows York would be seen dead (aha) in
boat trip down the river Ouse tick Yorkshire pudding wrap tick (a local has literally never eaten one of these once)
York minster, tick
York is a pretty touristy place from what I gather. Lot of people are very nice about it, cousin went there for uni as well. Only downside as far as I can tell is certain man living there. But apparently is very good for pubs and cask beer.As for the chat about London pubs, you do get pretty good cask coverage but it varies in quality considerably (much like all places really) but central London being much bigger than everywhere else it just seems a greater breadth. The actually pubs serving consistently decent cask is probably no more as a proportion than the average. Sheffield and Manchester are probably better. Sticking to Fullers pubs is a safe bet.
Tourists don't tend to go to the Merchant Adventurers' Hall, Castle Museum or the Phoenix Inn. Because they are plebs and don't know York like me
>>157522089certain man doesn't work mid sentence, neek number two
Was funny going into the roman bath house ruins below the pub of the same name and seeing that and then going up to the pub and it's just the grimmest modern shit with pokie machines and regulars
Sheffield is good for beer desu And bouldering lol
I will continue to say certain man, bowling attack and in terms of when and where I want tyvm
ok couchy neek
>couchyfoy
>>157521721Maybe I'm just in a bit of a tarqy rural area then, because most pubs here will have at least a couple of cask ales>>157521795Name one (1) other place in the UK where there are attractive women
women love London #fomo
By the time the rain stops in a few hours won't it be too dark to play anyway?
see a ridiculous number of fit women around walmgate desu
can't imagine how grim the women in dork must be when I remember zachy's paid for tinder boosters, bumble premium and hinge unlimited swipe premium packages yet has only managed the one relationship in 5 years
not quite true
if it was for people on meds it'd be unhinged iykwim haha
haha would be good for you then micksperg
might be true
>micksperg>on medsdoubt it. at worst, maybe he's taking unfunny pills (should reduce the dosage as it's working too well thoughbeit)
England really just need to declare instead of this pointless statpadding desueven zachy knows Pakistan won't make 300
>>157522243>because most pubs here will have at least a couple of cask alesthat's the case at the three rural pubs i mentioned, but usually one is whatever chain brewery's boring slop (Greene King is the worst for this) or both are just the same two beers every single time.pic related is an extreme example of superior pub in Cambridge, and it's only a partial shot of the bar which has many more pumps. nothing like this in my area, nor in the next town over. i have to go to the cities for this experience, and then that means staying the night somewhere.
teetotal genny chapsyou should maybe try the deanoball or deanoswing threads
https://youtu.be/uPmDXVPP3rM?si=Gj95fpKeOYoX3pja
>>157522573Yeah I hate Greene King desu, only IPA I won't drink (just weak tasteless shit)I can think of a handful of pubs in my area that have a selection of cask ales which is at least as good as that in pic related desu, although we are in a nice upmarket rural area that people visit to walk the dog and go to a nice country pub afterwards, so maybe it's not representative of rural areas generally
looks like the blog brothers are in
Don't worry zachy, going for a (trail) run nowYou can proceed to have your normal schizo conversation with yourself now
>I this >We that
running is gay
>>157522569How do we fix Pakistani cricket?
What's happening to England?
>>157522775by colonising their women obviously
>>157522786let's see middlesbrough's refugee status
seems to be falling apart at the seams need to make 20mm max hangs part of the national curriculum
>>157522802this but rebuilding the British Empire
oh what a cutie
Might start drinking red ale near exclusively
Thatcher started the job, Brexit finished it off.
Middlesbrough coast is really soulful in parts but Middlesbrough seems to be gone It's actually technically part of Yorkshire but nobody in Yorkshire really considers it part of Yorkshire. And generally nobody thinks of Middlesbrough as being part of Yorkshire
wouldn't mind if thatcher finished me off in her prime (minister) iykwim haha
Smith is genuinely so shit
went to see my mate who works at Aldi while he was on shift, and watched him chase a thieving Crackhead down the street. He didn't catch him unfortunately, but he got his finger tips on him. A bit like how bard merely gets his finger tips to any catch that comes his way, or like how I only get my finger tips to any 7A+ dynamic move I know supermarket thieving has got more common in this country that seems to be falling apart, but I have never actually withessed it in person
*had never
>>157519025I'd say I'm quite worldly thinking desu, and didn't go private school anyway. Soo idk, whatever
>Abbas (Hamshire's own) the only elite player in their whole nationreally really makes you thinktruly the GOAT county
They should have brought this young maestro to England Pakistan have been very un-pakistani with their bowling selection this time around. And it's cost them dearly
there has been some perfect fast bowling conditions where amir and Asif would have bowled England out for unironically 70just nothing in the Pakistani bowling line-up this time around. Toothless
Wonder what he makes of it all. He would surely agree with me
I don't even think it's a bad Pakistani batting attack. It's good on paper. Just no bowlers whatsoever really. Abbas is good but that's it
Kasey Aldridge going well
>>157523246>Get the beers in Kasey... Quietly!what did the comms mean by that
watching some cricket and listening to grouperand I am and not talking about sports or fishes deal with it x
zimbabwe lostgrim
not at cricket, at least
I hear milo yiannopoulos has been arrested :(Such a funny guy One of my idols growing up
no but in all seriousness he does have a wicked sense of humour. Micksberg could learn a thing or two
reminder sebbo was utterly mindbroken by 2-0couldn't stop seething at england winning the last test. started talking to himself zachy stylestill seething now I see but trying to hide it a bit better
Got a spot on my chin that keeps coming back It's funny how spots go dormant for a while then return. You never really get rid of them totally. Their roots are never truly teared
I say a spot, that's understating it, a big red round thing. like Betelgeuse
if the sun were out tomorrow, and Younis khan was still playing Pakistan would probably winAlas, the 3rd test match is going to be a depressing dead rubber
cricKABOOM bross how gonna KABOOMto THiS¿??
*crickets*good response brosss
Every full member nation should have a 2nd XI that plays in the County Championship setup, except for Associates who play their first teams.
https://youtu.be/Yarj74nrokM?is=G4DO-glQqHhDLRxaSaturday songs?
Operation give my mother grandchildren 2027
I should have climbed outdoors this summer
>>157523784most countries simply don't care about test cricket, Pakistan and other smaller teams are literally doing the bare minimum in order to milk full member status money. Afghanistan doesn't even hid it atp
>>157524478same but theyll have slanty eyes haha
online dating matches getting rapidly older, maybe I should do the harry styles prince harry, or macron thing and get with an older woman
>>157524585>That flag at least they will be really good at climbing
Greatest climber I have ever seen IRL was a speccy looking Japanese nerd at climbing gym senIt was a humbling experienceThings I could barely cling to he made look like jugs. I am fully aware of what a big part genetics play in all this, but that doesn't stop my trying again and again. And again
>sun comes out>yeah that'll be stumpskek based reiffel
nearly past my bedtime
>>157524870Climber :|Climer (Japan) :o
Crug bros arg vs australia in 44 minutes
Japan and US are sort of the two most culturally powerful countries Mongs in Leeds will go to Costco or Wendy's because it's yank, and the non-normies think of anything Japanese as being better
>>157525743oh yeah? *rubs my balls on your face*
I am drinking a red ale
ffs lads. Sextoil and relationshiptoil and possibly meetingherparentstoil looms imminently. See you again on Thursday
Sheffield:Best bouldering city in the country, maybe the best beer, and also produces the best snooker players. Also, Joe rootNobody in their right mind can call Sheffield a dump. Leeds, perhaps. Sheffield is a booming cultural hub
>>157527170Based big boner bard
the pockets have blown in my APC jeans What is with that french company and not being able to make pockets that hold
just gonna stick to Japanese ( :o) from now on
Zachy got some Japanese genetics, the penis size genetics
>>157518153>>157513682lgm
>>157527170zoom out
>>157524532you need to post more in here
>>157524999proper bantz nglhelped out englel thoughbeit
7 inches fraudulently bone-pressedWith a foreskin that smooths out majestically behind the glans
>>157523637tryin my best fella, yh¿ tabla x
>7 inches fraudulently bone-pressed>With a foreskin that smooths out majestically behind the glans
>>157521763yea York Minster is amazingtook communion and allwould go again
>claims to be 7 inches>doesnt post proofWhats wrong fraudy b? Afraid of everyone seeing your schmeat?
York Minster, tick Only tourists pay for that shit. The knowers know you can get in for free if you go for Saturday evensong. It's not the best evensong though, they are kind of going through the motions
York minster isn't even the best minster in Yorkshire Vastly overrated
measuring from the bone is a totally irrelevant measurementonly measurement that matters is usable meat
I think Beverley Minster is better And guess what, it's free to get in
this is the most mentally disordered general on this boardCheers & PVO- Anon.
>>157528526it doesn't come close to /gayfl/
>>157528526>>157528535>>157528366zoom out
might start a /cric/ tabloid magazine for all the obsessive peewees. could be good money in it.
The interesting about /cric/ is it's mostly people not talking to each other. I probably only read one third of the posts ITT
Cricket and Narcissistic personality disorder go together like modelling and anorexia
lets face it If you watch cricket you love the smell of your own farts
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
a canadian girl touched my willy once
>>157529473i be she immediately said: "wow, this small dick definitely posts in /cric/, unlike the big cocks that post in /hoc/!"
Imagine being so contrarian you have to deny that something can be beautiful
>>157528366literally only zachy believes and peddles this propaganda. bone-pressing is completely valid
>>157529777yeah bro im sure girls think the 4inches hidden in your fat gut is totally valid
we all start measuring from our assholes though right?
more like cope-pressing
bowen's hero milo (pedo btw) got deported lmaooo
Imagine reporting IBAPL posts lmao
bone-pressing is sort of valid I guess if you are as obese as ol bingo wings there is no real concept of bone-pressing if you are a lean mean Welsh killing machine
>pedoFOY
more like /cock/
>assholesFOY
>bone-pressing is completely valid
I'm not even fat you coperI'm just saying it's the standard way of measuring so why not use it. it's more accurate
it probably makes no more than 0.1-0.2" of difference anyway. just a more accurate measure
>it's the standard way of measuringsays who?
>it probably makes no more than 0.1-0.2" of difference anyway. just a more accurate measure
wow nice copefine, bone-pressing get me above the 7.5 mark, have it your way and my 'real' size is 7.35 then lmao
my paternal grandfather did a PHD in french philosophy and I am on /cric/ memeing about how guys measure their penises Need to sort my life out desu
Ok, this is the one
Girth is more important anyway. Most womens vaginas are only 5 inches deep. What they really want is to be stretched out, not stabbed in the cervix. Wouldn't expect you virgin's to know anyway. You just care about the size of mens cocks
line and length
>>157530763kek>>157531785mines a bit of outswinger
no Fleshlight ever complained about my size
>>157531861no but steven may
bunch of needle dicks in this thread lmao
>>157532252:3
>>157528691interesting coincidence?
>>157529685now THATS a tarq living room
>need le dick
So there's Zachary Bowen and Bard,And that seppo who talks like a tard;The "Brit" who's a poo,Kiwi one, Kiwi two,And a third who I swear's on the shard...
Oh look a redditstralian is complaining without adding any value again
just got home, what the fuck is happening
>>157534322i can explain misso iykwim haha
get it
I'd argue limericks have valueCertainly more value than obsessing over the theoretical amount of fat around the bases of other men's cocks
id argue measuring your dick is very straightcoded
currently drinking: red wine
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Should M to F trans cricketer Anaya Bangar be allowed to play in the WBBL? Or in elite women's cricket?To date, professional women's cricket hasn't had to deal with the impact of trans women.That is about to change.Anaya Bangar, the daughter (originally the son) of Indian former test cricketer Sanjay Bangar, who had gender affirming surgery in Thailand in 2023, has been approved to play in the Women's Big Bash League (WBBL) and now people are complaining.South African international women's cricketer Marizanne Kapp was one of the first to say that Bangar has to be banned, saying it was absolutely ridiculous to allow her to play.The issue isn't about rights. After all, women's cricket has far more same-sex relationships than exist in the wider community, with many women's cricketers married to each other, and it is well-established that same-sex relationships support trans rights. As a community, they are clearly all for trans rights. The issue is about fairness.Men are better at cricket than women.Men hit it harder. Men bowl it faster.For women to get decent scores, the boundaries are brought right in.And if a trans woman was allowed to play, she would have a distinct advantage.Every single sport in the world has proven that, even after getting gender affirming surgery, even with smaller muscles, there are still enormous physical advantages that men have over women, and that is not something that modern medicine can do anything about.This isn't controversial, or at least it shouldn't be.It's simply about facts, and the reality that, as far as sports are concerned, men are stronger.Ellyse Perry, who is one of the greatest women's cricketers the world has ever seen, was able to play first grade club cricket for men's sides in Sydney. But she was never good enough, or strong enough, to play in the men's BBL, or the men's Sheffield Shield.It's like how even the best women's tennis players who have ever lived can't beat even a Top 200 male tennis player.
>‘Transgender’ male Indian cricketer allowed to play in Australian women’s leagues>A male Indian cricketer who claims to be a “transgender” woman has been cleared to play in women’s leagues in Australia by the sport’s ultra-woke governing body.>Anaya Bangar, 25, who had genital-mutilating “sex change” surgery in Thailand in May, was approved under Cricket Australia’s Inclusion of Transgender and Gender Diverse Players in Elite Cricket Policy.>Bangar, the son of former Indian cricketer and batting coach Sanjay Bangar, is now eligible to play in the Women’s Big Bash League (WBBL) from March 2027, as well as in Premier Cricket and women’s community cricket across the country immediately.>He said Cricket Australia made the decision after assessing his medical records, blood tests, surgery documents and a research report from Manchester Metropolitan University’s Institute of Sport, but will still be required to show low testosterone levels to play in the WBBL, The Times of India reported.>“My understanding from Cricket Australia’s clearance is that my eligibility for elite women’s cricket from March 2027 remains subject to the applicable policy requirements, including a blood test assessment at the same time,” he said.>“If that March 2027 test confirms that I continue to meet the required testosterone criteria, I will be eligible to pursue selection for elite women’s cricket, including the Women’s Big Bash League pathway.”>Cricket Australia’s elite policy requires a serum testosterone concentration below 10 nanomoles per litre for at least 12 months.>Bangar, who previously represented Mumbai at the under-19 level, originally wanted to compete in women’s cricket in India, but received no response when she wrote to the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) asking whether males who claimed to be females could compete.
>>157535985>Anaya Bangar if she were my gf shed be anal bangar haha
>>157536000>He has previously posted on social media about getting “breast augmentation” surgery, having his Adam’s apple removed, and having his penis replaced with an artificial vagina.>Cricket Australia’s decision comes amid anger at the Australian Football League for allowing male players who claims to be “transgender” to play in women’s leagues.>Header image: Anaya Bangar (Instagram).
>>157536000corr
>>157536002haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
lads it's 3lolnobody's reading your wordslop
>lads it's 3lol>nobody's reading your wordslop
>>157536034woulndt mind playing a round of cricket with her balls and stump iykwim haha
>>157536048haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
Bet Pewds can do a solid v10er
he has the typical weak reddity bouldering phenotype
>>157512137But he can't bowl for shit nowadays, he's an old man.Like most of Aus's bowling attack now.
pewds is so smart and based
>>157536000Based.Fuck women.Now men are better women than women.Reminder, women likely wanted to promote trans shit because in their view it emasculated men more and more and gave them more power.Bet that hurts now.Explains why feminist organisations cover up the gay pedo rings that make these sorts of people.
>>157536260shut up tranny
theres an aus flag thats been posting bait all day across /sp/
crickets on
>one of those runty kids with absolutely zero talent or hand-eye coordination who ends up doing fake """sports""" like bouldering as a resultso trueechoes of the infamous ''''freethinker'''' post takedown
>>157536345Thats all any Aussie flag does. Very easy to ignore
embarrassing 5fa celebrating from poohummed
>>157536460That's Cackistan for you
>>157535817Not your team, Augustus gloop
>>157536000frankly if you're willing to have your dick cut off and waste all the money on drugs just to play profitless, garbage women's cricket you should be allowed
a pooview please sir
>pooview against last pairfuckingkek
>allowing England's final wicket stand to get the team past 200Dreadful shit
Test cricket is so fucking boring , we need more t20s , more franchise leagues , more t20 world cups
buzz off mate, take your shit bait back to the village
>>157536136is that zak crawley on the right
>>157536518don't worry sharty arabia will buy up all the jeets for their 24/7 t20 league for poopy vision 2030
wtf a pakistani hit the stumps?
>>157536000fucking transgender shit from our country his dad is such a cuck for supporting this. ghor kalyug grim
I'm going to not so boldly predict Pakistan are all out for <100. if they get 100, >we might have lost the story desu
>>157536529only abrahmics probably, hindus dont fw saudi arabia
>>157536260sport as a whole should be exclusive to men. Women's sports as a whole is equally meaningless, there is a reason that Ancient olympics only allowed men to compete
>>157536601its a meaningless and fruitless endeavourwastes personally good wombs
meant perfectly good
I was only half watching ump giving that seems unlucky.
Robinson casually averaging single digits this summer but for some reason the ECB didn't think he was worth picking for 2 years
>>157536738historic tweets
>>157536738Almost as bad as the way Jimmy was retired.
oldmanderson shill in again I see
>>157536791Not shilling for Jimmy at all, just saying it's typical of the current day ECB in being fucking retards.
Thanks for coming, Babar.
I'm thinking England might win this one to be desu with you famalams
this'll be over before midnight sydney time
>>157536836could be over before lunch
>Cackistan>again
why didnt he bowl like this in aus?
>>157536838How far away is it?
only Root and Morgan can unlock elite ArcherArcher is very anti-bazball
>>157536858Drinking culture
>>157536862please watch our sport
Why didn't CA blood youngsters against the Banglas? Are they run by idiots, i.e, New South Welshmen?
Love british women with that pre Roman celtic phenotype
Robbo has an extraordinarily rude head
pooview
retards
>>157536473*does a solemn hongi*kia ora and kia tau tō atawhai, ladlet's hope for another day of spirited cricket innitI salute you
>Pakistan finally showing fight
big cock /hoc/
remember when cric used to post the lunch menu at Lord’s
didn't someone do that a few days ago
>can't use bullshit on english tvoi m8 you got a loicense for that word?
no but steven takes the lord's name in vain
that seems plumb. must have thought he hit it.
Nelson strikes again
Pakistan more like Pakisgorngotemfuckoff
Just what was Zachy thinking when he predicted 3-0 for Pakistan?
>Zachy thinkinghuh???
>Pakistan will have an audience with King Charles this week, days after a threat to cancel their tour of England was made because of an interview with the sons of Imran Khan.>During lunch on day one of the second Test, Sky Sports aired an interview with Suleiman and Kasim Khan, the sons of former Pakistan captain and prime minister Imran. Imran Khan has been in prison for the past three years on charges of corruption, which he denies.>Before the interview was aired, the Pakistan Cricket Board raised the prospect of not resuming the second Test at Lord's and cancelling the remainder of the three-match series. At the time, the England and Wales Cricket Board took government advice from the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office.>Buckingham Palace has confirmed the King is expected to meet the tourists later this week in an engagement planned before the series began.>"His Majesty the King, as Head of the Commonwealth, will receive the Pakistan Men's Test Cricket Team for an audience in the gardens of Clarence House, in the break between the second and third Test matches hosted in England over the summer," said a statement.>It is understood His Majesty will spend around 15 minutes with the Pakistan team.Odds on Charles asking them about spot-fixing
same thing zachary 'the declaration was sound and if I were Ben Stokes I, too, would declare while Joe Root was looking at his absolute peak on a flat pitch and hammering pozzie bowling everywhere, p.s. I'm a massive bedsitty neek and blame bairstow' bowen always thinks(absolutely nothing)
