Venezia is ass sub editionSERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Friday, August 28, 202620:45 Bbilan 2-0 Venezia>Saturday, August 29, 202618:30 Fiorentina - Frosinone18:30 Monza - Udinese18:30 Sassuolo - Torino20:45 Juventus - Parma>Sunday, August 30, 202618:30 Napoli - Como20:45 Cagliari - Inter20:45 Lazio - Genoa>Monday, August 31, 202618:30 Lecce - Roma20:45 Atalanta - BolognaPrevious: >>157500137Reminder to keep it schi/x/o, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, apologize to gestifute and stay lucthulhupilled
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>dildiz injuredFunny that. What's with jj supertalentos always dying
Posting about his own club at 22 past midnight on a Friday night?
lowkey this is going to be a crazy fucking winter, brosbuckle up and stock up on firewood like I have
>Rare Germano /x/ bakeHoly kino
I wouldn’t go to Nepal
nihao
https://x.com/cmatfan69/status/2093394856559214896This is how I imagine the germanons
>>157513523Rude
Which serie a team will be the first to be redeemed by a jeetllionaire?
>>157513610Turdino because of the bvll logo Or one of the two Roman teams because Rome is full of redeemers
>they got Aria di Grabari to pull tarot cards for themGermano was onto something with this /x/ stuff...
Grim
>De Bruyne has already noticed one of the biggest problems in Italian football >“You need to give youngsters a chance. When I arrived, I thought Vergara was 18… but he’s 23.>In Belgium or England, at 18 you’re already a starter. In Italy there’s a different philosophy.>He just needs to grow consistently and play, play, play. He’s doing really well and will help us a lot.”lol
>>157514935No Kevin, you've got it all wrong. The FIGC protocol is very straightforward. A young player must work his way up through the youth ranks during which a Dutch boer onlooker with a rather jewish-looking nose might call him a 'spoilt nepobrat'; after making it into the U20 team, he needs to play for four years in the prestigious Trofeo Primavera Giacinto Facchetti in front of bored mums, to see if he can withstand the psychological pressure from waves of illegal wiretapping and industrial espionage by the benefactors of San Luca, Reggio Calabria, 'in loving memory of' Mr. TIM. At 21, he's ready to be called up to the first team as the club must find out what will become of him in the hellish circles of the seasonal loan spells, a useful mean to cut his milk teeth until 24. Once this process is complete, the player returns to the first team, where he'll be assessed once more to see if he's suitable mammon fodder for totally legit plusvalenzas. At that point, if and only if everything has gone wrong, he can be included in the starting eleven against Cremonese provided he doesn't mess up in the first thirty minutes.
>>157514935bruh imagine Vušković if he was Italianbruh
>>157514935ekhator is 19 years old and people at the bar talked about him as if juve had bought a child, it's the Italian mentality kek
>The transfer of Barcelona's young attacking midfielder Toni Fernandez to Venezia is a done deal: after reaching an agreement for €4 million yesterday, the 18-year-old is ready to undergo a medical. >Barcelona retains a three-year buy-back option and a 50% interest in any future resale value.la masia wonderkid to Venezia
>Antonio Fernandel:/>Toni Fernandez:O
Good morning!
>>157517834Grande Rafa!
Palmeiras with the third jersey tribute to Italy 2006
>Ivorian midfielder Kessie—who remained a free agent after his time at Al Ahly—rejected the two-year, €4.5 million plus bonuses contract Juventus offered him. Specifically, an agreement regarding his signing bonus was not reached.S N U B B E DNUBBED
>>157518217why do they honour a national team that represented the corrupt Serie A of the Moggi era?
>Kessie deal is offoh nooo don't do that hahaplease sign for us mister kessiessoglu haha
when kessie, at the end of his career, snubs your club you should start to worry
>>157518246a rare nignog win
>>157518292sorry >we are too broke to give a negru shitter a 10m signing bonus
>>157518268>>Kessie deal is offSborring
>Frank Kessie has turned down last Juventus’ bid (contract until 2028 + option for 2029 with a salary of €4M/year + bonuses). The ivorian midfielder wants more as salary and his agent also asks an important fee at the signing.being broke has its advantages now lole
>>157518319>nibba thinks he's going to get another saudiesque contract like the last onealright
Now just imagine the abomination that we'll end up signing next kekHaven't even read any rumors so I wouldn't put it past them that they expected Kessie to 100% sign for us and there's no plan B
>>157518336pick your poison
>>157518348Isn't that 80 millions-worthy Arthur Melo right there? I think we should sign him, handing him a multi-year contract!
>>157518348One Arthur Melo please
>not even our sloppy seconds want to join themLmaoooo
>>157518360>>157518374Pogbackback though
>>157518375Is this referencing paredes rejecting bbilan a couple of weeks ago?
>>157518383CALCIOOOOOOOOOOO
WhatKessie played for WHO during the 2022-2023 season..?
>>157518348>Will Smallbone lole>baldhead at the age of 26wew
>>157518394Che next gen futuro capo di capi buffonese in this video. One of many that play for that club
>>157518399>Smallbone was diagnosed with alopecia in 2021 whilst recovering from his ACL injury. In December 2022, he became an ambassador for Alopecia UK.Camerda as Alopecia IT's new ambassador when
Yeah sure guys don't get Kessié, Locatelli will hold the midfield just fine
>>157518518>implying Kessie would've benched Locatelliare you retarded
>>157518545Team's short on midfielders with Miretti just leaving, Poopmeiners being amateur-tier and Thuram being permadead. Is Locatelli gonna play every minute this season?
>>157518348why there's no Serie A team trying to sign pogba??
>2024 Pokémon World Champion Luca Ceribelli has been "banned" from competing at Worlds over a Pokémon Center dispute. The Italian and another player let a competitor with a disability join them in line because crowded spaces severely affect him.
>>157518348Dani Ceballos would be a great signing tbqh
>>157518558Yeah just like he did for the past 4 seasons lolKessie was going to rotate with Thuram/Luiz, a useful addition given his experience buuuuut totally not worth it for his wage demands.This could be the chance to give some next gen shitter a chance to play but Spalletti hates players whose age is below 25>>157518562permadead but like dead dead>>157518580very injury prone
>>157518587Owusu Oduro was promising, might as well give him first team minutes. This midfield is really fucking grim though.
>>157518587>permadead but like dead deadStill not a bad sign for Lazio, Bologna, Fiorentina, Venezia, etc...Couldn't be worse than Nani
>>157518605I don't think you understand how dead dead he is, he's played a grand total of 100 minutes last season
Coutinho as a 10 for one season, saw it on the ancient scrolls
>Goncalo Ramos has already equaled the total number of goals scored all of last season by AC Milan strikers. Fullkrug and Santi Gimenez had 1 goal combined.
Why is there diarrheanon but no panetterianon... Or maybe they are one and the same...
That bald fuck still wants another striker when the team desperately needs a LB and a CM, actually unbelievable stuff.
>>157518348And we didn't even have to tap any wires to make these jjs reality!
>bosnianmore like steal those copper wires lmaooooo
>Gnonto to Fiocretina?????
Talking about diarrhea, I just had a session
>>157518820I've said it before, Paratici looks like he's stacking up tard after tard purely out of spite lmao
>>157518812Damn, even their banter quality is europa league tier at best now
real san luca hours
>Robinho Jr to Genoahide your women
This is gnontolo and pafundi's breakthrough season, I can feel it
>>157518348poobag on a pay per minute deal
>should we support a cheating team or a shitalian prodigy driving a rockethumiliation ritual for shitalians
Which is the albanian F1 team? And the albanian driver? Oh wait..
inter not playing today. sunday has all the good games
>Thuram likely to undergo surgeryOkay so now >we only have 3 midfielders and a muttuidi lole
>>1575195573 midfielders? Make that 4, shock them all GOAT
Inters kurp somehow
>>157519226just like shiftymine's hotline
shiftymine's ppm (poop per minute)
Amplifico mufa
>>157519557Well, 3-1-6 hoofball is absolute kino
>>157519723What about 2-7-2
pogbackbackback
>>157519557To this day I still don't know what injury he got
Pronto Franck, I'm lucianus
If one bought a player that now doesnt play in serie a for this season (i.e. miretti) how is this handled in the fanta? Will I get my credits back for him?
>>157519882got a concussion from his father's aura
>>157519882The Jj special, death ray that murders a player's career
>>157519911mercato is open until the 4th so you can sell him (credits back) and get someone else
New Silo episode is up and it's kino
>>157519911Yes, you get your credits back and one spot becomes free in your team
>>157519911You don't have to worry about it because the player in question would never ditch your club for a random Turkish side#BravoRafa
>>157519953>>157519965Probably after this round is finished right? So on tuesday?
>Owusu Oduro not called up with Thuram and McKennie deadSborretti just wear a hat and let your brain avoid the sun rays making you retarded
>>157519557I will sell him and gatti for some roma players
>Atlético Madrid mantain active talks with Jonathan David’s camp and also in direct conversations with Juventus.>David, one of the top three name on Atléti shortlist for new striker before the window ends.t.Favel Romanov Me? Cholo Simeone life long
If he had relatives in Sicily, his nickname would be Ciolla Simeone
>Augusto Seedorf Owusukino name I think
Fras cedrata is made of agrumi, but what is agrumi? A type of lemon?>>157520048Swap Julian for David + Carnevali's soul, delusion fras here we go
>>157520254Cedrata is made with citron https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CitronAgrumi are citrus fruits
>>157520254>agrumiit's a family of fruits orange, mandarin, grapefruit, citron, lemon and the like
>eating or drinking fruits lmao they got hit by the "muh veggies and fruits are actually healthy" goybeam
>>157520328>>157520333Oh the translator shit itself, no wonder the confusion, thanks for the info
>Amsterdam-born striker Jay Ifeanyi-Junior Tyron Enem moves from Red Star Belgrade to Bologna
>>157520543That's a swiss citizen's name if I ever seen one
There is a non-100% chance that Sballet doesn't eat the panetton this winter
>pro-Gaza accounts begging for donations and posting the same photos all the time are quietly switching to pro-Sudan donations this is related to /seriea/ because Denis Zakaria is of sudanese origins
>>157519608jejd out loud at this
i shit and piss on the politics mong poster
>>157520707how much does he pqy you per minute
>After the No from former Milan player Kessie, Juventus is targeting again a red-black player. Fofana is the main target. The problem is they might not have enough money for the french midfielder.
>>157519557shoulda bought frattinho
oh nooo >we don't have enough money for the bbilan and sfinter shitters nooo hahawhat an absolute shame >we cannot sign them haha
>>157517727greek girl club wants to be como so bad SKULL
>Zingarova already outlole
>>157520860>>Zingarova already outSborringToday could only get better if they find another dozen cancers in Nico Gonzalez
Whoever is cucking carnevali financially is doing a capolavoro
>>157520873Sorry, but he’s going to be subbed on in the 78th minute (instead of Alajbegovic) and score the equalizer, which will convince Spalletti to keep him for the season and crush whatever little chance the Bosnian had of getting playing time before inevitably being loaned out to some French club, where he’ll perform well (but not enough to stay there for the next season)
>>157520925Good he deserves to rot like his srebrenica ancestors
You'd think that he'd speak well of the kid who pretty much carried his team to the World Cup
>>157521077>sf*nterista>loving its own countryThere's a fifth column stance that creeps into the minds of these rats like a bug, always
business idea: stop buying gigashitters
>>157521292Give me 3 players that Jj should sign and no irony allowed
>>157521077>the kid who pretty much carried """my""" team to the World CupI always speak highly of Bastoni
OHR Article 145a, Paragraph 3
>Serbian soccer club faces UEFA charges over banners glorifying late war criminal Ratko MladicAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MR PUTIN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Vicario - Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly, Celik - Locatelli, Douglas Luiz - Conceição, David, Alajbegovic - Kolo Muani.’
>>157521692>David trequartistaIf real then I unironically expect calcio
>>157521481Fofana, Gimenez, Terracciano
>>157521728Do they come with bbilan's trophy count of the past 15 years? Cause if so I'd take with maybe 1-2 UCLs in there too
somehow DLSS5 works okay with E33
>>157521740Your midfield needa help now that thurma is out. Vlahovic left a gaping wound in your attack and kolo is not the player you thought he was. Bremer will get hurt sooner or later.>Do they come with Milan's trophy count of the past 15 years? Ynr the schizo claiming allegris trophies won at jj belong to Milan
>Ynr the schizo claiming allegris trophies won at jj belong to Milan>implying it wasn't you attention whoring with a vpnlole
Gio was in kyrgyzstan btw
>>157521786This has to be the funniest E33 slander I've ever seen>>157521812Maybe a leg swap between Moreira and Cambiaso, just swap the legs
>slander???
The strage in bologna? Yep that was me too
>>157521859Is Leao still available? I know he'd never leave the club but Jj could do well with an all-rounder loyal player like grande Rafa
>>157520543>IfeanyiNigeria
>>157521914I can't not think of that vid of Dembele saying "you know he's shit, right?" about him to another Marseille player
>>157521786>>157521854https://x.com/ManoThigasx/status/2093500033177899376It works okay with DS2 too uhanyway, it's not worth the 30-50% fps drop
>>157521914leonardo balordo to riomma
>>157521914Roma are certainly spending a great deal for a club whose wings are set to be clipped by Er Palazzo de Malagò in the future
>>157521949There's barely anything to improve in DS2 visual-wise anyway
Znegruva sale unlocks Bernabe btvv
>Keksie to Atalanta
>Kessie with Sarridisaster kino incoming
>>157522168That giganegru from Parma instead, Carnevals show what kind of man you are
>it collects the careers of all 10672 athletes who played at least one minute in Serie A and the National Division from 1926 to 2026.Which one of you turboautismos wrote this book?
>>157522419>presentazione di Alessandro Bonaninto the trash it goes
you just know he is going to have his best season so far
Di Battist-ACK
>>157522517Do NOT look up who he was about to talk about in 24 hours
>>157522517the last real communist, F
>Juventus have failed to convince Franck Kessie, a former AC Milan man, to join the club and are now reportedly ready to turn to Youssouf Fofana instead. grim
>>157522692happens when you can't offer a top player the wage he's asking for
GRANDE RAFA
>Steam removed "owned" from game collector widget>the widget now just displays the word "games"YOU OWN NOTHING
>>157522720Wtf those bbilan fans are much whiter than usual
>>157522725I mean, Steam isnt stopping a developer from being retarded and slapping DRM on top of their game so might as well.There's always GOG and pirating.
>>157522993No that's to say that Valve can remove the games from your library whenever they want
>>157523010And when have they ever done this? Valve even lets you keep shitty online only games whose servers shut down and where the screen only tells you "lol your game doesnt work anymore", what would they even win with this.
>Juventus, chieste informazioni al Tottenham per Pape Sarrt. Di MarzioBruh who the fuck is Pope Sarri now?
>>157523038Well if you buy keys from shady dealers like cd-keys or other providers they can remove those games at will, plus you'll never know how Valve will evolve once Gabe dies or he decides it has to become a public company.
>>157523041None of your concern, [redacted].
>>157523102>offsite keysActually, that one i knew of, rightHere's hoping his son proves to be a branch of the same tree.
>>157523113he's a racing driver I don't think he cares about running his father's company. Plus, the money he would make from the company going public would eventually fund his career even more.
>>157523041stop already wtfnew directors same soulless negru shitters
I now remember Chiesa wtf>L*vershit can't beat Nottingham Forestjej
>>157523041>strong physical but technically limited negru playersounds great! Exactly what >our midfield was lacking
MONZA - UDINESE>MONZA (3-4-2-1): Thiam, Kouadio, Lucchesi, Carboni, Birindelli, Foe Ondoa, Mout, Chaby Mangas, Colpani,Cutrone, Pereira Sousa Varela. All. Ivan Juric>UDINESE (3-4-2-1): Okoye, Abankwah, Solet, Ebosse, Vojvoda, Piotrowski, Karlström, Kamara, Ekkelenkamp, Gómez, Davis. All. Kosta RunjaicFIORENTINA - FROSINONE>FIORENTINA (4-3-2-1): De Gea, Jimenez, Dragusin, Pongracic, Valdepeñas, Ndour, Oulai, Atta; Mastantuono, Gudmundsson, Pellegrino. Allenatore: Fabio Grosso>FROSINONE (4-2-3-1): Palmisani, Oyono, Calvani, Monterisi, Bracaglia; Masini, Calò; Fini, Schmid, Kvernadze; Raimondo. Allenatore: Massimiliano Alvini
>>157523378Excuse me, but where in my boy Zaniolo? I spent 19 million Fanta bucks on him, and he’s not even starting against Monza (easiest point harvesting of the season)?
Abankwah Unicredit
>>157523429Injured, should be out for a couple of weeks
>>157523378SASSUOLO - TORINO>SASSUOLO (4-3-3): Muric; Cinquegrano, Idzes, Leysen, Doig; Adzic, Matic, Bakola; Volpato, Bowie, Lauriente. Allenatore: Alberto Aquilani>TORINO (3-4-2-1): Mascardi, Comuzzo, Coco, Cömert, Fortini, Fitz-Jim, Gineitis, Cacciamani, Vlasic, Adams, Simeone. Allenatore: Ignazio Abate
nigga posting lineups for games who will have a combined audience of four bipeds per region
haha coommerd
>>157523520I'm doing it just to scout some funny names
>>157523378There must surely be some docked points for Frosinone, you can't field so many Italian players at once
John or Jane Shepard, /seriea/?
>>157523460One betrayal too many He’s getting sold tonight
Q-Drone back on the menu
argies beating duccios in a final? Tale as old as time
Official: Frank Kessie is a new Atalanta player :skull:
>>157523699
>>157523554FemShep because Jennifer Hale is the better VA of the two
>>157523617No matter the sport, we simply can't into benuldies
>>157523716there's no way to compete with the Wella product rangelook how well that blonde haircut suits him
>>157523798Kek
>Atabanta into Cabalt. Di KekzioGRIMTOLIIIIIIIIIII
Never in my life would I have thought I would see a footballer prefer Atalanta to Juventus, the world has gone mad
>Atalanta are interested in Juan Cabalt. The Marsh
>>157523864Atalanta paid the commissions, Juve didn't, simple as
Oh lole, too slow
>>157523864Times change, juve is a europa league team now.
>>157523864Scamaccabros... nobody talks about us anymore...
>>157523907It's simple, the Agnelli aren't as powerful as they were anymore. American owners are ten to twenty time richer and smarter than shitalian ones
Ederson to Jj, I just the found the easter egg in ME1 Legendary Edition
>>157523966Ederson Palmieri or the dude from Atabanta?
>>157523716why does he salute boko haram
>>157523864He waited to go to Jj for two months, management didn't wanna meet the demanded contract
braids spotted
They still haven’t finished renovating the viola stadium? This is like the fifth season in a row
>>157524048the great boar war is not over
Frosinone with 8 Italians in the starting line up
>>157524048the company in charge of the works is taking a year off to honour the memory of Commisso Sr.
Why is viola wearing a Feyenoord kit at home?
what exactly is Fabian Big’s opposition to starting his 2 best midfielders together? they aren’t really that similar in terms of profile
Duccio I just watched multiple minutes of van de Ven
era
Why is Grosso this brown?
I played calcio for the first time in like 3 YearsWith this fucking crazy heat I almost died bros The sole of my cleats unglued by the end of the game They had been in the closet for years
La Feyenoordiola
>>157524140>Van de Ven goes into the book early on, flying in on Wissa after an underhit pass from TonaliAlways the Italians sabotaging OUR boys!
Lore reasons behind this shirt? A boar chewed on my ethernet cable and I can't navigate the La Viola site
>>157524195dely valdes smileth down upon thee from on highhow many heat-induced hallucinations?
what does mastanthunder do?
>A Ferrero employee was fired after demonstrating a taekwondo move to a colleague by striking him twice in the abdomenfreedom of speech or something
Masturbantuono
>>157524319shapeshift it seems, I thought he was bald but no, he has medium length hair
Calcio /xs/ idea: Taegnonto
>fuorigioconearly dumped all my Palmisani stock
>>157524262>The Fiorentina Centenary Match Jersey celebrates 100 years of Club history with a design that returns to its origins. The jersey recalls the colours of Fiorentina's first kit from 1926, created following the union of Club Sportivo Firenze and Palestra Ginnastica Fiorentina Libertas, reinterpreting the original white and red in a special design dedicated to the Centenary.>The design is enhanced by a black collar and a jacquard construction featuring the number 100 reinterpreted as an infinity symbol within the fabric. The historic 1926 crest returns to the chest, featuring the red fleur-de-lis inside the distinctive white drop-shaped shield, while 13 embossed fleur-de-lis details appear on the left sleeve. The infinity symbol also appears inside the collar, completing the details dedicated to Fiorentina's 100th anniversary.Intrasting
>>157524262flag of firenze is white and red i don’t think theres more to it>>157524319create minusvalenza for everybody
>>157524366I guess there is more to it
they look good anyways, everyone except Jimenonz, shouldn’t have trouble qualifying for Europe
>>157524266Kek
noncey spergout
Jimenez is so fucking dumb
>de gay
The Century of Fioretina Humiliation
cheeky gol
pathetic
Do you think the ameriburger Violafag has offed himself after last season?
In diving into the Rocco B. Commisso Viola website I stumbled upon the women's team.1 Caterina Andreoni (middle) please
>>157524469He’s right here zio: >>157524402>>157524450
>>157524477Nah I’m the gobbo, I redact >>157524402 until they replace De Gea thoughever, holy shit he’s finished
>>157524475The concept of suffering? Undefineable in Italy
>>157524504>Fiocretina + Gaynoord/Memedivisie heritagebrootal
>>157524469It's been a while since we played Geoguessr, he's dead homie
>>157524504Don't even have to squint to make it look like Feyenoord - RKC is playing lmao
I thought Volpato was in some Australian jail
>>157523922I remember when this guy was touted as the next best thing
Decided to follow AC Milan this year, it's really fun to watch them play, league seems fun too. But I was told there are a lot of fixes in this league. How exactly they happen and how do they favour Inter?
>>157524554He used a Marmotta Magic: the Gathering card
fr though the Purple actually do look good, they have to metastasize the 2 Spanish cancers though if they wanna do anything
>>157524572>anon with an African flag>decides to follow bbilanPottery
>the viola
LMAOOOO
>>157524589post it again please
>>157524595yeah, our flag is awful. what about fixes though?
one hundred years of servitude
>>157524615:^)
>>157524572it's all very simple reallythe fixing fraud works through 'favoured' referees and 'unfavoured' referees, plus a system of hand signals in the VAR room to select the desired decisionusually this system favours Inter above all others (they can't finish outside top 4 or they go bankrupt), followed by Napoli and, since Malagò’s election at FIGC, Roma as well
>dragusin again biggest in the league award
>>157524634>>157524619This anon perfectly sums it up. There's plenty of documentation aswell if you need
>20m for Dragusingrande 'tici
Warning: Most dangerous lead is online
When will the hiring 2006 squad player coaches meme die ?
If Dragusin isn't subbed off and warms the bench for the rest of the season, Fiorentina deserves to be relegated
>>157524634I forgot to also add that so far Inter's managers and supporters inside the Lega Serie A have been caught on numerous wiretaps making phone calls to managers of the Italian Referee Association to make known which referees are preferred for league and Coppa Italia matches, thereby putting pressure on the refereeing authorities without being subject to any further investigation
>>157524634sounds bad, but at least it's not straight fixes between clubs
>>157524475i will take right and middle (and left)fanta prizes this year btw
>>157524634>>157524696Not to mention that many of the people in charge of investigating and checking things are openly and proudly interista
>>157524619Just check this thread on a regular basis, there'll be plenty of people crying about them at any given point
>>157524620Reference?
>>157524735si hehe
Bracaglia? Raimondo? For real?
>>157524696Wait, with stuff like this there isn't any criminal investigation?
You can tell Ekkelenkamp is the massa of udinegru. The quest to hype him into the Oranje continues.
>>157524634hahahahaha rent free faggot
I think Fiorentina should get Sballet as next coach, possibly before October
>>157524768A stepover assist in serie ass?
>>157524764because it's all in his head
>>157524764there is, but it's been promptly covered up because there are some very die-hard Inter fans even within the Milan Public Prosecutor’s Officesee the man in the webm? well guess what, he's the Head Prosecutor of that very office who oversaw the progress of the investigation
>>157524793what a blooterim watching the wrong match
>>157524755>>157524793>these casual bangers and nobody makes a peep
>>157524768Hunthands is such a good crosser, weak foot too
This fiocrentina display is making my riomma victory seem like a smaller feat
cry me a river jewventino.. your (((team))) can't even sign kessie kek, broke ass dead club
>my club cheating is ok because your team is too ethical to pay exorbitant agent fees
So early in the matchday? No way
>>157524822lmao and get shit for our stupid flag being african
Everyone who exposed my criminal organization is a juventino >:(
>>157524839lmaoooo you're literally a slave to your jewish overlords you commie
>>157524862>my club is too ethicallmao holy shit duccio, my sides
>>157524864protip: don't bother with modern day Serie A, at least until there are raids by the state police
>>157524864As you can see anon, whenever you bring up the match fixing and favouritisms they all start kvetching and screeching
>4 years contract for Kessiejesus christ Giuntoli lmao
>>157524911Wella products have gone to his head too
>>157524911
>>157524755Bruh>>157524827Too busy crying about Inter, as usual
>>157524933jewventus fags and their fake narratives, name a more iconic duo.
Monza might end up being the team with the worst point tally ever in the history of 20-team Serie A come the end of the season
>>157524901I can't get into epl, don't really care about other leagues, CL isn't enough and really like Milan as a city. I think I will try>>157524903so inter fans pretend that the calls are fake?
>>157524957Uh oh here comes the post in case of Inter mention folder, they're expoooosing ahhh
lmao you are the ones who always cry
>>157524976>so inter fans pretend that the calls are fake?You can see it in these threads, it's all fake to them until another team is involved.They're stupid, a lot stupid. Even just having a chat with one of them always costs you a few brain cells down the line
>>157524976See how the sfinter fans are acting? Whenever they're outed, they start shitting up the thread in order to bury all evidence and they start namecalling Juventus fans despite most people not being juventini. It is what it is man, just witness stuff with your own eyes
The Inter fag is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a wiretapper, a passport counterfeiter, a coffee tampering doper, a prescritto, a cardboard collector, a Coppa Uefa hotshot, a leech living off tribunals or ndrangheta, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a sfinterista and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”
>>157524957sfinteristi and losing cl finals
>Fiomerdina sold Coomuzzo just to buy the worst CB in the EPLelWill never not be funny to me
>>157525004>>157524998Idk it's fun and soulful. I hope I will stay there for a while
>>157524976whatever anon, but don't act like you weren't warned. as it is now, Serie A is an insult to one's intelligence.
>>157525028Yeah about that.. how many Champions League finals has Juventus lost?
how has nobody bought Ekkelenkamp when there are teams who were willing to pay 60m for Koopmainers??
>>157525069Because he's bang average 8 matches out of 10 just like your Freundrups your Gaetanos your Fagiolis etc etc etc
Guys is not funny to laugh at Juve anymore They are already irrelevant
>>157525119I love seeing them cry and screeching about Inter kek
Went to dinner and my dad, unprompted, said Dragusin is shit and he's glad he got sold ages ago
>>157525119That's why they've been downgraded from Jewentus to PalestinentusJews are winners, they dominate, they rule.Palestinians on the other hand are irrelevant and only losers support them
>Vicario; Kalulu, Bremer, Lucumi, Celik; Locatelli, Douglas Luiz; Conceicao, David, Boga; Kolo Muani
>no Alajbegovic again>David AM yup loan in January it is I will masturbate to Spalletti's dead mother pictures tonight
Blocco SfinterRiomma playing in tandem in perfect harmony itt, surely the Fennel is taking notes back home
>>157525173beyond grim
>>157525069Anti-Dutch racism
>>157525173Alajbegovic will drop a goal on his bald head once he’s subbed in
>Di Zerbo>Spuds
>>157525173I was called a schizo by people posting in this general since the early 2010s (cringe) for saying that Tudor was better than Spalletti
>>157525173Imagine explaining this lineup to a Juve fan in 2020
>>157525229The subs are going to be Nico Gonzalez for David at the 68th minute, Milik for Kolo Muani and Koopmeiners for Boga at the 82nd
Commissolet jumpscare
>>157525259that lineup is better than any of the 2013-2020 juventus it's just that the level of football has increased exponentially
>>157525263He honestly is that petty
>The power of Igor fra You had to sign bullcenzo italiano when you had a chance
Monza - Udinese is such a vibematch
>>157525288None and I repeatNone of those players would be a regular starter in 2013-2015Morata was their worst player and would mog culo Muani
>>157525289He 100% is. Expect random news about how the board didn't listen to him and how Massara is le bad guy trying to sabotage Spalletti, same shit as Comolli.People underestimate how influential this bald fuck is
>>157525350>Expect random news about how the board didn't listen to him and how Massara is le bad guyAnon... those news... this exact morning...
>>157525363FUCKING KEK sooner than I expected
>>157524793Obviously cheating, he has cement in his boot >>157524504Vacknoli when?
Cambiaso's thoughts right now?
fuck me what a gol
RAIMONDO
>Losing 0-3 to Frosinone at home on your 100 year anniversary matchBeyond grim
>>157525350Yeah I thought it was justified at the time because Comolli was a literal criminal but him having a public tantrum on €9m/yr because the board didn’t get him the boomers he wanted is definitely looking like the beginning of the end. Even the people calling for Woltemade is just enabling him, apparently the €50m striker that already has experience in Serie Ass is unusable and he needs a €90m target man even though his system is primarily based on short passes and one-twos. Only reason I’m not totally dooming is that the Dinoball is available but hoo boy I don’t know how many more year zeroes I can take.
It's anuddah Violacaust...
Everybody loves Raimondo
Now that the dust has settled what was the viola board thinking hiring Grosso?
Not watching the game, but I know the man-bun faggot is at fault for all 3 goals, despite the grading from sofa/flashscore
Do they still sing the "Que sera sera" chant?
>>157525527Viola so shit they have to hope frosinone mark their own players
wonder if they’d have considered buying Perin or DiGre in the last few days of the mercato, guess we’ll never know>>157525542yep
Grosso ahead on xG…the most persecuted coach
>>157525500Nothing spells out Fiocretina as much as this
I dont even want to know how many credits I've lost in minusvalenza from all my fiorcretina players
>>157525628Glad that I sold all those shitters last round
safe to say nobody had La Viola as a relegation candidate after the transfers
>>157525628I’m unironically gonna buy the dip on a few actually, only one I own currently is Inao
>>157525651I remember some """people""" itt claiming they were going to compete for the top4 and I'm pretty sure they weren't twinkazzobaiting
>>157525628Im selling those retards tonight
>>157525628This ain't the Nintendo days,
>>157525665I'm not a PolSci student so I'm prepared to admit I was wrong, but could anyone have seen it coming just how wrong?
This season FIGC's interventation to save the club from itself will have to be gargantuan
Name this Boyband
>>157525542>regressing below baby jj levelguy is worse then when he debuted for jj>>157525732you could be talking about ~18 clubs anon please specify
>Merdavid literally doing "The Virgin Walk"
>>157525746>>157525774why did they split up based on their skin color?
Why does Joao Mario always look like he has a gun pointed at him at every moment
Renato Veiga-esque
>>157525774
>>157525806How?
>>157525746The Measles - Shabby Road
>de zerbi to la violaWho would say no?
>>157525787Nature works in mysterious ways
>that defending from Dragushitwew lad
>Spuds to get relegated after spending half a billy in transfers
Frosolone is MASSIVE
>>157525840Will you be following Galatasaray this season?#BravoRafa
So.. this is the Italian wonderkid you were talking about huh
>>157525876>JJUST buying their shitters
>>157525876That lil Wayne song is going to need an update
>>157525890he doesn't seem like a saint as the abbreviation might suggest
>>157525822
Bottenham is fine they just need an actual striker some people might even say D4vd is the perfect striker for them
>No player images and cannot expand names Who programs the official serie ass app ?
>>157525951One of your cu from Bangalore
>>157525940negruani would score a gorillion gols for them
The app does have some good signs like allowing download of the official line up pdf but for some reason it’s only available after kickoff not before kickoff?
>>157525876
>>157525979absolute state of modern day consoomerism
Who jumps first: Grosso or The Zerby?
grosso needs more time
nikola vlasic
>>157526018Grosso in 4 matchdays just to get replaced by Thiago Violotta
>Carnevali to DAZN: "With #Kessié it was thought that there was a chance to close the deal. Probably his interest in wearing the Juve jersey wasn't that great, or perhaps the agent took care of his interests"
What if pioli returns?
>Last time jJ defeated Parma was over half a decade agotrés grim
>>157526074Wait why is the app skipping 2022 and 2023?
*monkey paw curls*>analrim goes on an absolute horrific month of September >Bbioli returns to bbilan
>>157526095Parma wasn't in Serie A
>>157526064floyd,kalunegru,muani,david,elevator,muttuidi and kurpmeiners to bbilan
>>157526095there's this thing called Serie B, a league Bbilan knows very well
>>157526110Ah makes sense ty
>we want him>we cant afford him>well actually he never wanted to join us and we never wantes him anywayChe copeAlso young boys - basel just started
Locatelli slander in outer /sp/>>157523790
>twinkazzo enjoys watching young boys playproblematic
>>157526109
>>157526145Not when your boss was Borge Brende
>static .gifAs if twinkazzo couldn't get any gayer
>>157526167you just know his favorite song is Rock & Roll Part 1
>>157526135>>157526153Going to an eyes wide shut part... I mean artsy party to celebrate #GrandeRafa tonight?
>>157526176Please understand BATO spending is following a downward trend
>>157526135What’s the best Swiss club that belongs to the italian speaking part of Switzerland?
humiliation ritual for android losers
>>157525774The Extended Look initial minutes looking intense here
>>157526202The downs' ward at NATO was already on display well before the spending review alright
Got them maad I see>>157526209Lugano
Business idea: Carlos Cuesta for the post-Sballet
>>1575225174chuds loser BTFO
Frankie Pulitzer aka Bane aka Venom aka Max Rockatansky aka Tom Hardy sounds pretty dope on the new Czarface record...>>157526261Lmao, gonna listen to "Pop Bottles" again while looking at that pic
>H1Z1 has been officially resurrected?????
Frankie Pullytzer
>>157526293SOON
dildiz out and still no alakazamovicwhat is the bald frauds problem
i dont want to watch this!!!!!
Schedule is up, Dick is coming to Turin.
>>157526336>what is the bald frauds problemCan't list them, only have 2000 characters
>>157526313>Daybreak would rather resurrect a generic zombie pvpve than Planetside 2grim
Alajbegovic is a long, long road
>we were the team with the most short corners last season, with 69 of them taken
Zingarovic need to play with next gen to gain experience hehe
Goodness gracious now THAT is a negru Juve, very dark
Another corner successfully wasted
>Juventus continue the strong pressure to find an agreement with the Spurs for Pape Matar Sarr. The contacts are progressing positively.Yes, more negrus will solve it
>>157526487>Pape Matar SarrHe keeps gaining one more name every time I read it
serie sarr
Belgio #2 told me Douglas Lewis will score today
>>157526487>Pepe>Mother>Sarrplease happen, /seriea/ will be amazing
>>157526487This is what happens when you reject papal authority
N
Ma boi Randal gettin’ zero service
There is a "Pape Matar Sarr" x "Mother Base" MGS joke to be made somewhereNot to mention the obvious pajeet names with the "Sarr"
I want to have seriously aggressive bottoming sex with the Parmian coach
>30 billions for LucumiMaserats died for this
Jhon Moment™
>>157526487sack massara and carnavals>>157526535but he adds so much more so its ok
MAESTRO BERNABE BERNABE BERNABE BERNABE BERNABE
Allfather Lloyd Kelly died for this
Somehow our defense has regressed, what does Sballet even do at Continassa lol
this is torture...this is death
>>157526579if he isn’t blanc et noir by next Messidor I’m entering Continassa and going Padrescamaccamode
I am having allegroball's flashbacks
So uh why did he field Merdavid instead of Alakazamovic
>BREAKING: AC Milan have agreed personal terms with Omari Hutchinson and advance in talks with Nottingham Forest. Discussions over loan deal with buy clauseMarkus Krösche, who came close to joining AC Milan earlier this summer, could leave his current club in September once the transfer window closes.>Atalanta wanted to sign Saelemaekers, but AC Milan rejected their approach!
My mom yelled at that failed Negruvid header
Randal securin’ da corner
>>157526699He didn't make enough bones yet duh
Eddie Ravens
I thought we sold David, why is he still here?
Avada Kedavralajbegovic
We're starting to have too many negrus and when there's corners/set-pieces I can't tell who's who
>>157526730>Avada KedavralajbegovicDing ding ding, we finally have a nickname!
>>157526736Yeah, but it is easier to recognize locatelli and the midget
Jesus christ >we are somehow worse than Fiomerdina lmao
>omari Hutchinson Weird way to spell #GrandeRafa
Valeri reminds me of Lazzari, so annoying.
a 4-4-2 in 2026 is peak schizo
Boganegru
We're one Conceicao away from being Ra Viola btw
Lo vuoi Boga?
that reminds me, Lazio could be getting random psv BOSSnian
why are jumerdini crying so much?is the drought in Sicily this bad?
?
>>157526914Who?
>>157526917that's their whole gimmick
why are glowies giving Locatelli such a low rating
>>157526938Bayraktar drone
>Omari Elijah Giraud-Hutchinson>Age: 22>Height: 174 cm>Position: Winger / Attacking Midfielder>Born in England, Hutchinson is of Jamaican descent. He is a youth international for England, having represented England Under-17 in February 2020. The following year he played in qualifiers for England U19.>At the age of twelve, Hutchinson took part in a South-London tournament hosted by Brazilian football legend Pelé, who praised Hutchinson for his skills. At the tournament, he also met football content creators F2Freestylers, who invited him to star in a video on their YouTube channel. The video, showcasing Hutchinson's skills, has amassed over four million views.>In 2012, he was scouted and signed by Charlton Athletic while playing football in the Addicks car park as his brother, Oshaye, was training with the youth team. While at Charlton, he caught the eye of North-London rivals Arsenal, having impressed in a game against them.>In November 2020, Hutchinson signed his first professional contract with Arsenal. He was handed a place on the bench for the Arsenal senior team for the first time in their 1–0 FA Cup defeat to Nottingham Forest on 9 January 2022.>Hutchinson was included in the England squad for the 2025 UEFA European Under-21 Championship. He scored a goal in the final as England defeated Germany 3–2 after extra time to win the tournament.>On 16 August 2025, Premier League club Nottingham Forest announced the signing of Hutchinson, on a five-year contract for a fee of £37,500,000.
Viculo>KuloluBreculo>LuculoCeculo>ConceiculoDouglas Culo>CulotelliBoculo>Kulo Muani (my favorite)Jonathan Culo
>>157526945aye that one, looks much better isaksen and chancellors (the latter is getting frozen out of the squad apparently)
>>157526969Buciano
algorithm go brrr
>>157526973He's ok if you're playing against Cambuur leftbacks, not much beyond that tbqh. I wouldn't get my hopes up too much. He's being benched by Dennis Man (Ex-Parma)
>>157526943and now it's up to 7.0 lole
>(the latter is getting frozen out of the squad apparently)Imagine getting Zarated by the pig in 2011 + 15 lmao
>>157527001>>157526943What's the status on the "Useless sliding tackles" stat?
>>157527001He’s been wank lole, Bernabongo and Keita have been completely outplaying >our midfield
>>157527024Bibarel wishes he had such incredible passing accuracy
>>157526995since the options are him or zingrova I'd rather take the younger but more complete looking one >>157527018maybe genoa will become a superclub like city have become if chancellors move there
Im not sure I understand Luciano’s strategy
is there a way to simulate the 2nd half?
>>157527051>Bibarelgood nickname, will put it to use when he plays for Juventus FC SpA. next season
>>157527061He doesn't understand it either
>implying the Juve will exist next year
Ferrero is AWAKE?!
>>157527068it will be a 0-1 borefest for Poorma, you're free to go>>157527083please god make it happen
very funny that the eepy nonno is still at the club and collecting a salary, very on-brand for a banter era
Another corner successfuly wasted
WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP
>>157527099Perfect for Carneval era
>it's now 7.4HOW
>>157527132>highest rated player on the pitch my sides
Look I don't hate Boga but he's not gonna change this shit, fucking put Alajbegovic in at least he'll try shots from 30 meters out
>Roberto De Zerbi confirms Richarlison, Pape Sarr and Kevin Danso asked to LEAVE Spurs.there’s your tall physical striker *kills self*
Half-time?
>the price for streaming 4 juventus matches a month costs the same as a month of Criterion Channel and unlimited art filmsgrim, I might tap out of the ethical streaming stuff even earlier than last year
>>157526965generic britbong winger they ve been producing the same type of player for 4 decades anon sometimes he is named gordon others aaron lennon or shaun wirght philips and joe cole
Just remembered Reiss Nelson
I just realized that Fiocretina actually lost 3-0 to Frocinonce
>>157527183>Kevin DansoKarma lol
>>157527260Too bad >we're going to lose 0-1 to a Britschgi golazo :)
>>157527183Richarlison would unironically ball in Serie Ass>>157527286Team's not playing horribly but there's not many chances created upfront and the team's struggling to beat a low block, whatever happens just happens man I'll hope for a golazo on >our side
My father just called Douglas Luis a big amount of slurs while showering with the door open
Tiziana Allajbegovic is warming up.
>>157527307pics?
>>157527307Vocaroos?
>>157527362
Just bet my entire patrimonio on palestinentus winning with a dildiz-ssque golo muani
Second half started
Was Kalulu wearing veneers there?
>>157527461yes
even Adam Driver was winning games before UCL started and the team couldn’t handle 2 games a week
Can Juve score already?
Kolo Mualim is an Egyptian plague
I think >we should wait until the 87th minute before making any subs, team is playing too well
>Negruvid
le 3 goals in 80 apps man
can we see the bosnegru Spally
Randal, Jonathan and Jeremie walk into a bar
>Yellow cardUh oh, Sofascore status??
>>157527543Niko Gonzalovic IN :)
Genuinely he keeps fucking diving into tackles every fucking player knows that he does it and it's the easiest thing to ever predict, please someone build this retard a brain
Boga is literally dildiz but better in every conceivable way
>>157527551A meager yellow card won't stop >us
i've seen enough, send milik in
Harambegovic INNico "Cancerman" Gonzalez IN
>D4vd can't into 1-2What's actually wrong with him
Zingaro would’ve scored at least twice by now btw
Alajbegovic 89’
>first game starting>already praying for the Lord to free him from his mortal coil
>>157527620He mains Master Raven
Nico Gonzalez almost sealed his future for the next 4 years at Jj with that shot btw
Wtf a shot on target
Should have been the second yellow for slugatelli
Haha, thought for a second that I saw Nico Gonzalez coming on. I must have had too much blue cheese for lunch
ABJ bro’s N.Gonzales looks spooky
Fuck me that was a great hit, how does he save that
>he didn't buy lil crow for 1 fantacazzo
I kneel
did sborletto actually sub in cancrzalez
SCHIZO MATCH>SCHIZO MATCHSCHIZO MATCH>SCHIZO MATCH
I cum
Baby wake up, the Juve scored a gole!
NICO GONZALEZ INI've seen enough, bring him to Argentina again
3rd time lucky
comedy goal in a comedy league ....clown serie ass
>MLS shitter finna boss serie ass
Holy Christ he's actually insane, how
They call him “La Remición”
what an assist by troll post
Wow time to sit back and let Parma play the game :))
deserved. not for Juve but him
CALCIO
That hit Randal’s ass btw clear Muani goal
already like Vicar better than the GK who should not be named
Tiger Goyrio would've let those shots in btw
The deflection lol
literally ends 1-1 with digre
>>157527753Nice feet shape and skin, but awful toes. Not even a toering could fix that
>>157527743Jej
Nico González already has more goal contributions under Spalletti than Edon Zhegrova.
>>157527761wtf the audacity to shoot from outside the box, doesn't he know he should pissy pass it around?!
Kek mo they have to lick vicario's gallo and balle to justify at least one of rubentus' signings
quelle con di gregorio entravano
Ok, what was meant by THIS
Lmao english speakers asked if Di Grigorio could save that header
>>157527771>>157527772>>157527776kek, hungarian commentator said the same 3 lines>>157527782I can't help it, I love big feet and toes
Vicario Amelia, OUR goalkeeper.#BravoVicario
>Locatellingz still with the highest ratingwe won.
It's 7.6 now btw
>Douglas Luiz setpieces An ABJ favorite
>>157527803>wandthis is a reference to ms nara and mauro's impending return to the cereal ass
>>157527814
Openda's Lyon is currently losing btw
>he calls him DougyGet this coach out of my club
>we wuz vikings chantworst fans in the league
It's time.
Cambiaso time in less than 5 bings
Frank Oven needs to let them play, whistles for literally everything
It's over, he'll never play a minute again
Strategic yellow card there
no yellow for muani for diving???
who
I know he's a troglodyte, but why didn't Kolo pass? If it isn't a goal then the ref will whitsle it back but this attack was a bigger opportunity than a free kick from 35 meters
How is Parma supposed to score? What's the plan for the season?
>>157528066Against Jjust you can just wait for a Grimbiaso or Bremerd cagata, it's not that hard
>>157528066Hof it to the tall negrus
Lucumi's a big guy...
bet on Poorma winning NOW
Grimbiaso dead.
Send Grimbiaso to the Cleric Beast
lmao
>>157528042he was to busy offering more than the average striker
Uh oh! It's that time of the year again
*dominates the midfield*
COOP COOP >COOP >COOP
KOOP FALAFEL SALAD
>curious assistant short cameo appearance
kanker gols
cute
>nico>koopmemeBuciano is a necromancer
>two Giuntoli signings scoring good goalsWhat am I seeing it's like a fucking dream
Germano what's the latest PSA from the Coop manager?
Opendai goles
I KNEEL
Waaaaah Waaaaah we are just like la viola Waaaaah
Coop’s left foot is working
Golazo Dildiz
>>157528181>Opendai goles>>157528175
>more than 100 touchesWhoa...
Locascore fras we're not topping the most km ran in this game... but are we winning the MVP award?!
>>157528204they don't call him priestelli for nothing
>>1575281902 lucky shots after a mediocre match lolculo more than anything
Kinda crazy that Douglas, Nico and Koop have probably been the best player’s out there. Last seasons rejects.
Maybe we should just keep Koopm…….nah
They cute
Rating status?
>>157527856>>157527856>>157527856
>>157528279>>157528279>>157528279>>157528279>>157528279
3 points earned on the riggers.
>>157528231don’t sneak kurpmeiners in there dukkio lmao
