PREVIOUS: >>157503532LAA: Angels set to lose MLB-leading 11th consecutive season under ownership of *Farty* MorenoCHC: Cubs optioned LHP *Braps*ton Garrett to Triple-A IowaAZ: Lars *Toot*baar blasted a pinch-hit, two-run homer in Wednesday’s extra-inning win over the Red SoxLAD: *Breaks-Wind Smells* didn’t give up a run over six innings to pick up a win for the Dodgers on Sunday over the PiratesPIT: *Rip-Some Ass-Crack* limited the Padres to one run over six innings in a no-decision MondayDET: Tigers placed RHP Jack *Flatulenty* on the 15-day injured list with right flexor inflammationSEA: The Seattle Mariners plan to call up left-hander Kade Anderson, the top pitching prospect in baseball, according to Jeff *Pass-Gas*-anLAD: Shohei *Ohtanfart* (butt) is scheduled to throw a bullpen session on Friday
>>1575134091st for BRRRRAAAAPPPPPtani
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
uh oh stinky
Alysa Loser
Just took the hugest, stinkiest CubsGoing to need a plumber now
dodgerbros, our team sucks ass..
Like tears in rain, skoob
go go go
Pretend I posted a photo of Max Muncy in the dugout.
>>157513482Reddit is that way Sanjay
>shartani
of course a name fag fucks up the link
sit your ass down bum
>>157513518post the real one thenyou wont pussy
>alyssa spammer tries to fit in by fart posting in xe's gay OP
>>157513409>tfw fards didnt make the son of fartspie summary
why not try moving ohtani down in the orderdoesn't he hit better with runners on base
If you want an Asian baseball gf, are your only options Japanese or Korean gf?
Cmon Ohti
>>157504797actual prev
>>157513538TaiwanIt's their national sport
>>157513535for marketing purposes he has to hit first
>macintosh tv game
Max Shitty
>>157513538Baseball is also big in Taiwan
>>157513566Too skinny.>>157513542Just right.
and here come the boos
>>157513578they're saying skoooooooooobs
the people booing skubal can't comprehend he was traded
>>157513585maybe they just dislike him
where zahir hope
skubal needs cooler LA haircut
welcome back, skooby
happy birthday!
>>157513585let's be honest, he wanted to go to LA the whole time
>>157513591dodgers prospects are real mixed bagthey have some great AAA experience and get called up and shit the bed (james outman)
>>157513605is this unobvious? even if they aren't booing him directly for leaving they're still booing the FO
>the favorite thing i love to do is to pummel you in a board game>yes and in other things...
Detroit RoboCop
isnt baseball a sport where theres a ton of players born in like 3 certain months?because it confers advantages throughout age group baseball or something
pfma!!!
>>157513614They have the best farm, if they're mixed bag then everyone else is worse.
>>157513585literally all year and last year it was obvious Skubal was not staying in Detroit. He was doing everything possible to maximize whatever contract he was going to get like only playing one game in the WBC so he wouldn't risk injury. Then it was obvious Boras was going to want him in LA, and it came out that the Tigers org went to the Dodgers immediately to work out a deal at the deadline for some crap 28 year old "prospects" before other teams could even make a real offer. Then other teams got blamed that they weren't going to trade all their number 1-10 prospects for a rental who basically already told the press he was going to go to LA after this year anyway. Fans have every right to hate him and what he represents about the modern game even if the way he left wasn't necessarily his direct action
>>157513631
>>157513409based /stinky/ Fartspie thread :)
>>157513585They weren't booing Skubal they were booing his wife and kids
dodgers can't beat good teams
christian scott will deal
>>157513661>mlb players are all born conveniently 9 months after the world series/offseason months>the other highest period of time being about 9 months after the all star breakwhat does that say about MLB
>>157513661NBA being almost a straight line is impressive
>>157513688I hope sothey just flashed up his August numbers and they looked a little iffy
LETS GO RAYS
Steve Jobs' dream has come true
Disgraceful stats. The Brazilian only has 14 HRs a liability
Are we all watching PadRays?
go m's!
>>157513734now this is padraysing
>>157513734im gonna watch Red Sox Yankees for a bit then probably play vidya
fucking power outage at Citi?sort it out Cohen!
Are the Red Sux fans ready for Daddy’s spanking?
>>157513751>paying juan soso>paying the electric billpick one
>the infrastructure of nyc
10 Ks minimum.
>Mets game underway but not being broadcasted due to technical difficultiescome on man at least get this part right when the team is already shit. neither the home or away streams are playing the game
>>157513760Steve did it his way
Is Cohen actually the richest owner?
>>157513605>he wanted to go to LA the whole timeis that why he already said he is planning on returning to detroit next year?
which team is more mindbroken, the mariners or the blue jays? cal raleigh has at least turned it around
a SOGARDIAN pop up
>>157513644cringe post
Schlittler is fuckin’ dialed
wrigley field didnt have lights until 1988 and they played just fine. whats the mets excuse?
FUCK THESE PUSSIES CAM BALLGAME OVERDAAAAAAA YANKEEEES WIIN!
first and secondParedes walked, Altuve singledScottbros..
no no no NOOOO! Contreras is gonna bomb this
>>157513808
>>157513808listen to the radio in the meanwhilehttps://www.audacy.com/stations/metsradio#
SIT THE FUCK DOWN WILSON CUNTRERAS
>>157513815Varsho grounded outbased AJ now at bat :)
Mama mia!
>>157513821what a shit broadcast, give me Robert Ford and Steve Sparks
retard catcher lol
>>157513821yea I've got it up on my phone on the MLB app x
Duran got sniped from the short porch
Sit down bitch let’s go CAM
Hopefully Cam can get some run support.
Who needs offense when your DH and biggest bat can just focus on his pitching! That way they'll be able to lose every playoff game 0-1, 2-1!
Nigga heil Schlittler
DAMN
>>157513771He isHe will be 2nd after Miriam Adelson buys the doyers
>>157513852This is the best rivalry in baseball not even close
Steve Cohen can't even fix the power
>>157513853
I’m so glad the Red Sox rolled out their best starter for this very important game
BANGBEN ARROZ DUBBA
Sandoval pays homage to Camilo doval by getting his teeth kicked in
Sex
Simpson is best rays player
>>157513879is this a world series game for the yankees or somethin
You have to be sick to root for the Red Sox
>>157513887is it pronounced "oh- maj" or "hom edge"?
Mets broadcast is back up bros
>>157513899FUCKING PATRICK SANDOVAL LEGACY GAME
>standing ovation for a 1 run single
Heliot Ramos genuinely fucking ass should've gotten a catcher at the deadline instead of him
I keep forgetting Queens is a shithole including CitiField.. the only redeeming factor there is the US Open tennis stadium
>cubs lost>doyers getting no hit
ADLEY THIS IS UR MOMENT
>>157513902OM-əj
>>157513919>>cubs lostI'm literally a white girl
I just want ohtani to stat pad and hit homers in irrelevant games against bottom teams and he can't even do that much..
much better inning Christian
>>157513919The Dodgers have 2 (two) hits.
i see the apple watches buzzing
>AAA 3b>AAA ss
>>157513919cgso
>>157513572It's good to know there are real men posting in this thread rn
>>157513939skubal is pitching
>>157513946SKUB?
feel like pure shit just want Tarik back bro's
Current power rankings for active roster Doyers
NCDP
Mad Skubal is pitching at his old crowd
really need Scott to challenge here and stabilize that pitch count. it's harder with the rising fastball but no reason to be getting cute trying to paint the corner with off speed against the bottom of the lineup. just challenge them
The Seattle>MemeinersThe Nintendo>RedditsPoseidon's>Despair
gg jays, it's meltdown day
>>157513969I feel like this has been a bit of an issue with Nolan too
cum shitter kek
>>157513979Looks like Hancock got a tough break
Why is it that every supposed good pitcher the Yankees get always falls apart? Where is our Skubal? Where is our Miz?
i hate apple
>>157513982agreed. Nolan is at his best when he's imposing the sinker on both sides of the plate. it looks like an unhittable pitch against lefties when he's able to locate it inside. it's got so much movement
people are only watching the yanks to see in Lombard can do a 7th error in 7 games
>>157513988I'm just box score watching, someone said he tweaked something.
>>157513996same bro, been such a thorn in my side this year
>>157513996ligma?
How long has it been since Ohtani last homered? Coors Field doesn't count
>>157514011they meant he's tweaking, like the streets of philly
>>157514011Yeah he made a nice defensive play
RISPgers? RISPgers!
BASED
>>157513994Schlittler, Cole, Freid, Rodon isn't good enough for you? the first guy is a leading candidate for the Cy Young - OVER Skubal
>>157514020most discheesing
>PCA having another multi hit game>Ohtani can only get on base by BBgrim
Chadres should win today!
Cam trolling
>>157514030Cam sucks every outing against Toronto, thus he's not good.Cole has never thrived in a big game. He loses in every pitchers duel he has been in.Fried is always on the IL.Same with Rodon.
>2 high sliders in a row while behind in the count against the #9 hitterthis is just silly
>>157514038and yet, only 0.2 WAR difference, really makes you think
What an AB
>>157514056>WAR>caring what someone did for 1 month back 8 months ago
Please fill me
>>157514056imagine if PCA played 30 games a year at Coors
Scott's not gonna get through 6 at this rate
>>157513409Fartspie has children!?
>>157514072does the lower atmosphere help him jump higher in the outfield?
>>157514071with 9mm!
>>157514081butt babies
MUNCHY GRAND SALAMI
>>157514087What the!?
>>157514082there's more flyballs to catch in coors
LOMBARDIAN walk
Getting really RISPy in here
>>157514087no...NO!!!
Murphbros..we're so back
>>157514053maybe you guys need a bat besides judge
Does Sugano hate Koreans?
>>157514116Several bats who can hit in October
Dodgers lineup look and feel old
Dodgers lose. No reason to watch this trash.
>>157514053so just to be clear, Schlittler is flirting with a sub 2 era but he sucks because maybe Toronto didn't get mowed down by himyou're not actually this dumb are you. if you're frustrated why not blow off some steam by complaining about someone who's actually underperforming instead of someone who's a clear franchise ace and keeps you in the game every time he's out there
dodgers have a lot of aging boomers with super long contracts
If the tigers didn't want to face Skubal, why did they trade him?
i've seen enoughthis doyer team isn't 3peating
POODRES KEK
KWABDRES
>doyers rotation is fraught with uncertainty and musical chairs all because washedtani can't let go of the two way meme and continues the will-he-won't-he on pitching in PSTruly fitting of the Kalshi team
>>157514151watch your own game, doyerpaco
watch your own games doyerpacos
>>157514151attend to your own match, doyervillein
>>157514156I am you dumb bitch
>>157513409Since OP is a perennial fuck up>>157504797
>>157514169based Previousspie
you know the flyovers are in a tizzy when 20 posts in a row are seething about calichads
>>157514151spectate your own matchups, doyernerd
>>157514155the Dodgers still have some reliably excellent players>Freeman>Yamamoto>Snellplus some reliably very good players>Glasnow>Muncy>Ohtanithat's a solid basement
Doyercacas KEK
QUESTION FOR INSIDE BASEBALL PEOPLE: Why don’t my doggies have the best record in MLB? I mean, we have the meats, as they say. Was White Will Smith really that overpowered?
Guys I just turned on the red Sox Yankees game and you'll never believe it. There is a guy shitting cum on the pitchers mound. Lol wtf?
AJ :(nice pitch that though
>>157514178>reliably very good>OhtaniNot this year
PEEPEEPOOPOODRES
>>157514191Yeah. Name's Cum Shitter believe it or not. Yankees' "ace". Here's a pic I took of him.
>>157514199he's still got a .900+ OPS and was great while he did pitch. in what world is that not very good
>>157514205Was that game fixing?
Is "Mize" pronounced like "guys" or "tizzy"?
Braves and Brewers continuing their winning ways....
PAINAIN
CLARKIEDOO'EM
>wE nEeD a SaLaRy CaP lIkE dA nBA
Based simpson
skubal is washed
>Poodres
A's vs O's later tonight, brothers. Be there or be square.
>>157514212>was great while he did pitch>wasYeah>.900+ OPSmostly through walks and statpadding against weak teams. Post-ABS he can't hit for SHIT
it's over, doyers aren't overcoming a 1 run deficit
>>157514235he was never good. classic comedy central merchant.
Just took a fat smelly Cubs
we still got it we still got it
Based detoilet scammed 'em
>POODRES
Detroitchads really just offloaded their waste to Calitrash
Holy kek death by a thousand cuts in Tampa
Lmao
>>157514231I too browse reddit dot com
>>157514242if he can feast on weaker teams then he's very good. he's also still doing quite well in the 2nd half though i agree he's no longer at his peak (i always thought he was overrated inasmuch as i never saw him as the best player of all time or even close to it)
Tigers scammed those coastoid retards KEK
>>157514260Hang the banner
time to move Skubal to the bullpen
>>157514250>my stinky tiggies bullpenyou will end up winning 4-1
This is brutal
I just got a promotion. Guess which one is my new salary
Kyle FUCKER
>>157514231Why can't they win against good teams? Are they just money laundering fronts?
>>157514263go back
nice catch fat boy
>>157514260>>157514271>>157514274the way you guys talk I thought Skubal had given up a grand slam or something>0-1Come on
poodres are on the receiving end of a big diarrhea dump
>>157514282163,938
Dodgerbros...what is happening??
>>157514231>$600 gorillion payroll>can only beat the angels, A's, and similar failed orgsJUST
>>157514286It's kinda creepy how so many redditors I know IRL look like this caricature>prematurely balding>stubble beard>prone to exaggerated emotingThere ought to be a study on this
this the type of game you just let your starter throw until 100 pitches then get a position player in
Wow both of us where fleeced by the tiggers
>>157514231>this kills the salary cap fanatic
>cucker
>kyle fucker
Absolutely retarded send
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
here is the fuckerKYLE FUCKER
>>157514282You're killing the planet
As a cubs fan please have mercy
>>157514231This is fake. Surely the mighty juggernaut B2B Dodgers have a winning record against >.500 teams.
goldshit why…
>>157514308physiognomy is real
$60m by the way
B E N G I E
Nobody knows the trouble we've seen...Nobody knows our sorrow...
>>157514231Saddest thing about this is these teams (especially Philly, Dodgers, and Blue Jays) have some of the worst rosters in the league
>>157514282Green energy is replacing you
Somehow Tucker is more hateable than Conforto last season and I don't know why. Is it the price tag? The lack of chin?
>>157514295I got cucked at $162,473
HOLY OVERMANAGEMENT BY DAVE
MIGGY RO
Future manager Miggy Ro comes through yet again
>>157514282Based. No matter how much green scam trannies seethe you will always be the lifeblood of civilization.
>>157514231Which teams have the best record against over 500 teams?
just like that?
>>157514352They both looked like they didn't give a fuck, no emotion and no drive to compete.
The dodgers etc don't need a winning record against good teams because they can beat up on small mom and pop teams who can't afford to competethe graph actually is pro cap but anti cappers are so dumb
>>157514324opposite actually, we put oil companies out of business with regulatory fines
>october bros are responsible for the runholy based
>>157514364Brewers, Cubs, and Astros
miggy-ro
>>157514292first day?
what does he do
THIS NIP IS A BUM
>>157514364The smart ones
Ohtani, once again, does fucking nothingWhat does he even DO?
>>157514381allow us to dream
ohtani looks like a shitty player
Will one run be enough?
>shitahni
>>157514364
>>157514356At least you know they *can* pay if you overperform.
And again it has to be Miguel Rojas saving Ohtani's ass.
Why aren't you at the park?
>>157514388>Ohtani, once again, does fucking nothing >What does he even DO?
<— Grok saved baseball. <— DOGE is brutal but fair
>>157514397What are their records against teams under .500?
o taco, O TACO
>>157514398I’m not stressing, I’ll get a lot of OT at $125/hr if I want it
>People was claiming outani is better than PCA
heidi watney still got it
>>157514364The ones you'd expect (aka the smart clubs).
>>157514370they also don't need one because they're in the NL West and can feed on the rockies and giants all yearalmost as free as the AL west with the a's and angels. i'm not gonna check but i bet other teams in that division have great records
doyerpaco seethe has started before the game even ended today
I still think "pig roach" is funnier than "octopus"
>>157514408>relegate six>puts an x over way more than sixComputers are so dumb
But GUYS!!! Didn't you hear!?Ohtani is set to pitch for a whole ONE INNING on Sunday :D :D :D
>>157514427Neither are that funny
>>157514435just enough to get 2.0 WAR and jump ahead of PCA
>>157514427Why Octopus?
>>157514422The Smart 3 will dominate with the cap
>>157514408Based. Nothing of value lost.
As a dodgers fan go pca
>>157514410>>157514427Weeb Anon ,Good boy
>>157514422Sorry forgot the astros existed. They are #2. >>157514397
So it turns out baseball doesn't actually need a cap, the Dodgers just had illegal financial advantages.
>>157514439https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157503532/#157503857
>>157514458I was told any team could do what the dodgers were doing
>>157514231*destroys the owners' narrative in your path*
skubal to the doyers
darude - sandstorm (remix)
>>157514465Other owners could have scammed their way to extra money
>MLB bans AI analysis from iPads in the dugout>Ohtani's pitching and offense stats plungehmmm
>>157514422Hmm, guess that makes sense then. Since the Giants are toast I am kind of pulling for the Brewers in the gayoffs.
why is Baty so happy all the time?
It's wild how much Ohtani neglects his hitting duties (former teammate said his schedule is dedicated 80% to pitching) when his bat has done so much more for his career compared to his pitching which has given him more injuries than accolades.
>>157514408>SpaceX is an AI companykek
>>157514465who told you this?
>>157514465Yes, in a capitalist society anyone is free to get more to spend.
>>157514495I told him, and I was right.
>>157514494>he thinks space is realgo simp for satan somewhere else
>>157514479That and also stricter enforcement of coaching boxes
<— Grok has gone full genocidaire!<— This is bad!>>157514436>>157514447>>157514494
>>157514489
>>157514408based..
Do the Stankeedoo!
AI is based only brown people hate it
Tuck-bomb inc
>>157514409well seeing as the astros are 67-67, I'd say pretty badthey're demonstrating it right nowthey are 0-12 against the mariners and 2-10 against the angels
Would anybody really care if the entire AL was turned into a AAAA feeder system for the MLB NL?
>MOP
like the fourth time he's been hit this month
AJ please break out of this slump :(
WE HAVE A RED ALERTATTEMPTED BED SHITTING BY OUR BELOVED WHITE SOX
>>157514530Do the Stankeedoo!
>>157514537>Commentary on the commentary boardAh, yes, my favorite place to post.
>>157514493he's only had 1 super star season as a hitterhe needs the pitching to sell the 2way gimmick that inflates his worth
>>157514542Do the Stankeedoo!
tuck 'em
>>157514532AI is pretty dumb, I'm surprised the number of people who love it and trust it blindly. very bell curve reliant>left side - i don't entirely trust ai>middle bell curve - it's one of the best things recently created>right side - i don't entirely trust ai
>>157514520Suddenly my Toledo Mudhens season tickets just quadrupled in value.
WALK ANOTHER ONEWE CAN'T HIT
>>157514536get rid of the NL dh otherwise there is no reason to have 2 leagues
>>157514553Do the Stankeedoo!
baseball player that does lightsaber spins with his bat before stancing up
>>157514552angels ain't it
acab
>>157514556I use it like I used to use google search (before it became shit and just an ad tool) and for shitty photoshops
literally all ai does is regurgitate comments from reddit. which is why its so good at baseball discussion
>>157514569cringe post
>>157514536I think Japan has it right with 12 teams, 32 teams is too much.>AL: Yankees, Red Sox, Blue Jays, Astros, Rays, Mariners>NL: Phillies, Nationals, Braves, Cubs, Dodgers, Giants
>>157514552Which happened in 2024 when he couldn't pitch.
>>157514571use it as a tool, but never trust it implicitly
>>157514569achievable natty?
>lossing to cum shitter
>>157514572Google is even worse, every time you do a google search nowadays, a reddit post will be one of the top 2-3 results
>>157514556idksome of the stupid things it makes are kind of funny and it's a better google search but the low effort slop everywhere is annoying
>Nationals
Springer is back on the menu
>>157514580he was recovering from surgery so he took extra steroids and it helped his hitting
>>157514577>Marinersopinion discarded
>>157514493It seems even some Dodgers fans are telling him to just focus on hitting and give up on pitching for now.Personally, though, I still want him to keep doing the two-way thing.
>>157514591trust me, as a graphic designer (logos, websites, and tshirts), the slop is terrible. the number of retards who bring me a shitty 400x600 AI image and want it printed on a tshirt just makes it 10x's harder than just describing what they want and letting me make it.
Hail to the king!
>>157514231cappies didn't like this kek
if you want a repry, turn off the vpn
That's game
>>157514609that chart doesn't say what you think it does
>>157514606Cope, you've been replaced
I need to be gat gaped
Nolan looks like the man from the BUENO meme.
>Mariners
Tarik Skubal can only go 6, what a weakling
IF DIGITS THE DODGERS GET SWEPT BY THE TIGERS AND CRASH OUT OF THE POSTSEASON EARLY
>>157514588
>>157514623Mariners fans atleast show up to the stadium
Hey fuck you sKKKKKKKoob
>>157514609kek yeah this cope is hilarious >>157514617
>>157514618not really, good luck getting a shirt printed using AI 400x600, the fact you think that's okay means you know fuck all about the processit's the equivalent to trying to fix your car and fucking it up more and then taking to the mechanic
my jaysies aren't embarassing themselves!
>>157514620
>4 walksCam doesn't have it anymore. He's not the dominating pitcher that he was two years ago.
>>157514624Surprised he got pulled, he was only at 83 pitches
>>157514632If Marlins fans existed they might show up too
>>157514629fake
>>157514629it's grim!
>>157514629It's a smart move. Reddit has the highest IQ out of all big social media platforms and they have the most intellectual discussions. It makes sense Reddit is the website feeding AI
>>157514629Reddit got paid for its decades long backlog data for model training but the contracts arent getting renewed because the live data is mostly just bots already
>>157514620>>157514638Tres buenos Tres lechesTres consecutivos para doyers
>Reddit has the highest IQ out of all big social media platforms and they have the most intellectual discussions
/adv/ sent me here to ask a question. They said you guys could explain what this means.>>34874256
Now watch my 'stros do nothing with this
Maybe 4chan should make a deal with duckduckgo
>>157514647reddit is full of literal retards who can do no more than spout the canned approved phrases for updoots, they are basically trained seals
>>157514661we're still under contract with askjeeves
>>157514659God damn it. Anyways this is what they wrote.They’re not even hiding it. They said they would rather be fleshlights than have a relationship with a mid and that is exactly what is occurring. Chads are giving Foids the full 40-man roster treatment. Internal rankings. Prospect grades. Tools evaluations. One of them is listed as a 55 grade defender with plus bat speed and questionable makeup. Another is a high-upside project they’re not rushing. They’ve slotted them into the rotation too. Five-girl rotation. Except these girls are getting the MLB equivalent of one start every 21 days and a couple of midweek bullpen sessions that get rained out.“She’s a top-8 prospect in the system,” one Chad commented about an atoga Foid. “We’re just being patient with her development. Don’t want to burn her out at the big league level.”Meanwhile the Foid thinks she’s in the starting five and checking the lineup card every morning like she’s about to get the ball in Game 7.>Chad’s phone>Day 1 – her>Days 2-20 – the other four plus two call-ups from Double-A and that one veteran they keep around for clubhouse presenceThe Foids be out there treating it like a committed relationship. Chad's treating it like September roster expansion. The farm system is loaded. Depth is a problem they don’t have. Playing time, however, is tightly managed.
decent effort by Scott tn but I just don't understand the lack of our pitchers' willingness to challenge
>>157514667kek
>>157514667tf is askjeeves
>>157514664What's it like having sex with a seal?
>>157514637Blue Jannies … they’ve certainly fallen from grace quickly
>>157514647
>>157514678flaps of sand
>>157514629leddit got pump 'n dumped by AI jeets
>>157514664It's NOT FAIR
Red Sox doing the same low IQ shit the Yankees have been doing all season long.
>>157514603I did too until the pitch clock arrived in 2023. He's never been the same pitcher after that and both seasons where he did TWP duty have been complete trainwrecks filled with injuries. (2023, 2026)
>>157514680>rightoids actually believed this
teo
Jesus Christ Ceddanne can be a retard.
>>157514689Yankees and Red Sox are not smart teams
doyerpaco is replying to himself during his tizzy
doyerhectors KEK
>>157514689just cedanne thingshe'd be the best player in the league if he knew the rules of the game
>sweep the Dodgers>lose to the Rockies
Green should've pulled him after that second walk, this was inevitable
>>157514705>hectorsthere is no land for them in california
OH YEAH BENNY B
>>157514708thats baseball baby
>>157514704you have to go back
Notice how nobody IBBs Ohtani anymoreNobody is scared of him
>>157514708that's baybawl
fuck this team
your posts suck
kek doyermestizos
can't blame Lavender for that
>>157514693They need to get rid of the clock, it's killed so many pitchers and probably is causing more injuries
>gayrinersKEK
>straight up ignoring middle-middle meatballs and fishing for a walk insteadOhtani is such a fraud kek
ohtani.....
wow fat gorilla jr actually got an rbi
freddie :)
>drags>troonriners
0-4tani
0-4tani I call him
cum shitter MINDFUCKED /mlb/
>>157514728the fans love it. denied.
4 TACOS FOR OHTANI TONIGHT
0ht4niDookie plop
watch your own game poodrepacos
kek the browns seething harder every day
Ohtani? Otaco
by two way player, they mean he takes dick in both his ass and mouth right?
>>157514760but they got Shadeur
Everyone get a home run but vlad
freddie wasn't a bummookie was a bum
Freddie bailing Ohtani out once again.Reminds me of G1 WS 2024
>0-4tani I call him. It's sad. Nice guy, big guy. He came to the White House but he was mindbroken by the Skubal trade. But what's worse, the Yankees have a guy named cum shitter. It's getting bad. If Manfred doesn't do something, I will. We'll see.
kek ohtranny leaving after Walter sells the dodgers btw KEKAROO we're taking everything from you
I'm glad Sandoval seems to be pitching ok against the yanks
sugano deez nuts
>>157514764why does yamamoto have so much more aura than ohtani? he looks like a stoic samurai compared to ohtani's aloofness.
>>157514767Glorious
>>157514766
>>157514774Dodgers are winning :)
>>157514766kid primate
>>157514777Ohtani has played in the US for 8 years now, he's too americanized at this point. Yamamoto is still japanese
>>157514777Because he doesnt pretend to be white.
>>157514782no...NO!!
>doyerpaco is no seething about drumpf unprompted
>>157514777Ohtani tries too hard to compensate for his cardboard personality. Yamamoto simply "is", and this is also why he's the better pitcher by a mile. It's a zen thing
Erm.......... rockiesbros.......................
>>157514782no one cares doyerpaco
>>157514784can i say something
>>157514773kek .. KEK
>>157514801by all means
>>157514773doyersisters is it true?? has ohtani really been mindbroken by skubal????
>>157514803>>157514790
shitty challenge after that first obvious ball Bo
>>157514807Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>157514796:)
my plucky scrappy gritty bootstrap small market local mom and pop dark horse underdoggiedoos ALWAYS give up
>>157514801absolutely
You know who's a real monkey? Just an absolute gorilla ape orangutang baboooon? Jazz Chimpsom Jr.
Cmon LIGERS
berds up
>>157514824impressive
>>157514824who tf hangs out in mlb stream chatrooms at 2am when there's no games on
>>157514825can he say that
Okay anons, calm down.
>>157514825coward
>>157514773kek true it's over for ohtranny
>>157514807the monkey and banana emojis really tie it together
Aaron Baboone
>>157514838mind if I call you a pajeet?
>>157514834wait til you see what happens on the scubbies troon 'cord
Don't worry Shobaes. Only 2 more games before we get to statpad vs SL, WS, CIN, & MIA :)
wew
>>157514807Coach Crime
>all offensive numbers down bigly this year>can't pitch due to injuriesIs Ohtani going to be just a league average player next year?
YEAH YEAH
Doyerpacos (me) thought that was gone and I almost shat myself
>>157514852yes
ohtranny is washed sure, but he was at least cockblocking a PCGay MVP vote from the retarded journalists
>>157514868>was cockblockinglatest poll on ESPN was a clean sweep of 1st place votes for PCA and Yordan
PCGay kek
the difference between ohtani and pcgay is that pcgays career is over the moment he has an injury that affects his mobility.
It's okay Rengifo, I still love you.
>>157514833You just know
>>157514881where as ohtranny's career is already over
PCGaygAyGaY
Nigga named Veen
nu?
Ya its over...Time to drink...
>doyerpaco on his vpn throwing a tizzy
>>157514881because he plays defense?
>>157514892in a few
>>157514893I came in that bowl
>>157514892Behave
>>157514881The funniest thing about pca doing well is doyerpaco seethe
>>157514913Me when I make up shit in my head
He's strong!
>>157514896>>157514904I need it!
>>157514915>i create shit to seethe aboutthat's what I said
>>157514913Kek true!
Stop trying to shit the bed Yankees.
>>157514915Seething
>>157514915kek seethe bitch
>if PCA is in a wheel chair then he can't play CFokay paco
>>157514915kek seethie!!!!
>AndruwWhy can't he spell his name normally
Red Sox with bases loaded will either hit a grand slam or blow it and not score. There is no in-between.
that was a kino double play
>>157514915o ya seeth
PRRRRRT
PRRRRRRRT
>dads shitting their britches
watch your own game doyerkenjis
nu>>157514967>>157514967
fuck off pcGAY
haha doyerpaco makes them seethe
>>157514941Chone Figgins was one spelling that always pissed me off. You pronounce it like "Chona" without the "a" sound, no it's pronounced "sean".
Scott's gonna fuck it up isn't he
Just took a dark rancid Cubs
