Melbourne vs Carlton27 - 9Carlton and Gawn each with 1 goal.
Large breasts
iggs
get your shit together Kysaiah
>>157519117
>>157519132fpwp
ah yes the crypto.com score review
That gook on the Coles ad got himself a nice white family
>>157519132based
>>157519142brought to you by youi now let's see who's running hot for rheeme
i put a fifty on the demons
Snap not working for Kozi tonight. That's 3 behinds.
>>157519151I need to see them exposed
>>157519155
HEAVE HO UNNA
Do you have any idea how often I stick my neck out for you blokes?
I'll stick to hsgf's thanks
>>157519173What have you done for me lately?
are Dees flooding?
>>157519174King shit
see they are blowing it now, Q1 will probably be Melbourne's one good quarter
Where is elijah now
>>157519163Her nipples are 3/10.
Bloos getting some love from the umps
DEMON PRINCE
>>157519183garn pub
THE DEMON PRINCE PATRICK CRIPPS
Cripps is so sexy
>>157519181Elitemons would be dominating if Pickett wasn't a behindmerchant.
Where is anyone
statistically speaking there's a high chance tonight that jacob weitering could be the dumbest person at the mcg tonight i had to wade through an india jones set of captchas to post this and questioned whether or not it was worth it during so you better fucking fake a good response
>>157519200Is Heeney doing reality cooking shows now?
>>157519204Good post
>Fremantle - Kettle>Sydney - Natural Chip Company>Brisbane - Red Rock Deli>Hawthorn - Samboy>Geelong - Pringles>Adelaide - Burger Rings>Melbourne - Tyrells>Western Bulldogs - Doritos>Collingwood - Smiths>Carlton - THins>St. Kilda - Lays>GWS - Cheezels>Gold Coast - Twisties >North Melbourne - Sunbites>Port Adelaide - French Fries>West Coast Eagles - Cheetos>Richmond - Coles/Woolies brand>Essendon - Undeserving
>>157519219nigga you high as fuck
>>157519204Didn't he fall for some scam that usually 90 year old dementia patients fall for?
>>157519219Accurate unfortunately
who will give the biggest performative on the ground huddle before running down the rooms, carlton or melbourne?gawn or cripps
>>157519219>bulldogs>not missionbaka
>>157519225From memory it was a call from one phone saying they were the bank, he followed their instructions and gave them the code?
>uncunny?
most of the stuff you cunts say here would get you knocked the fuck out in the street
David King is a fat idiot fuckhead kek
>>157519219I'll admit to being a tyrell's man
>>157519219>Geelong - PringlesOther teams are left with empty crinkly packets after they're done, but Geelong ages beautifully by doubling as a fleshlight so you can finish after you've finished..
That big Carlton fan is having a good time
>>157519259And?
>>157519259well we not in the street nigga
shit game, whoever wins will get btfo by whichever team they play next week
>>157519270>Tyrrell'sThought the thumbnail was a a kid in a spiderman costume getting grabbed.
>>157519259point out one
>>157519259
>pay an ump to bias Dees>pay another ump to bias Bloos>work Vicoids into a seethe
This games boring, going to watch some Greg’s kitchen
>>157519300fuck up greg buy an ad
>>157519293
>that sound of carlton fan disappointment when they kick it to hollandsLol
can the aussie in the previous thread remind us who's arse is getting destroyed if melbourne loses?
>>157519219bizarrely accurate, but who asked?
Lads, Blair just posted
>>157519311
micksperg vpn
Kick some fucking goals peemons.
CAM ON MELBOURNE KICK SOME FUCKEN GOALS
>>157519335Which one is the slut with a bad habit for drugs? Never watched it.
Clearly a 6 goal breeze to that end
>5 - 0 goals>Pickett going at 23%This game is OVER.
Greg murdered and buried this woman somewhere far away in the scrubland of the Townsville outback.
DA BLOOS
>>157519364Greg would never
>>157519341>>157519349
Tom McDonald is on all meat diet
HOW GOOD IS WILDCARD FOOTY?
>$8 for a bottle of tobasco sauce
>>157519364How fat is she? Sneaky feeling she's a balloon from where the picture stops.
Listening to Michael Jackson in the background while watching the game
Am enjooying this. Good game
Imagine if we got to see all-Vic games like last night and tonight all the timeThis is what the AFL has taken from usPress S to spit on the AFL
>>157519385Greg is a thailand enthusiast, he isn't into fat chicks.
>>157519378ANYTHING TO KEEP OUR MINDS OFF WHAT THE 1% IS DOING TO US AND THE PLANET
>>157519396Good call. Did get nonce vibes from his videos.
>>157519335When I was an autistic 13 year old I had a crush on 2, and looked up her up in the credits and then online and found her family phone number (white pages were still a thing then). I used to call the house and then hang up, pretty sure she picked up once or twice.
>>157519378did i mention its historic?
got asked for ID, must have been because I was buying cider (teenager beverage)
>>157519416all the way from France? lol larps over
>>157519416kek
my mind is simply an enigma that the greatest mathematicians can't crack
i'm in the thick of it everybody knows
>>157519428yes colin i think we got that from the second welcome to country in as many days. pretty good pay day for you huh. enjoy it while it lasts because when one nation gets in its all going to stop.
>>157519429that happened to me when I bought a bottle of Port when I was 32
r/afl needs a mod purge
I wanna see someone get absolutely pounded.
>>157519219best post of the month
>>157519430I am on holiday. (Also not the same as the other French person asking about whose ass will be getting blasted)Her name is Alicia Banit, check it out.
>>157519456oh
>>157519327If carlton wins hes getting pegged
>>157519444You'll be living it after I'm doing with you mate
social media is a cancer of oversocialisation
still laughing at pendlefloggy scurrying off the the gold coast after hes blown up the joint. mcrae and the club deserve this. imagine thinking old plodders like frontbottom and sp10 were going to win you another flag. im sure andrew dillon and the afl have subsidised a nice pay day for him up there at the afl's favorite club.
>>157519460
>>157519465this but the internet
the aflw needs a caitlyn clark and sophie cunningham people might watch it then
>>157519460Don't tempt me with a good time
i will reserve my judgement on whether wildcard weekend has been a success or not until i watch all three episodes of the agenda setters starting monday.
>>157519513
the music of sinead oconnor is severely underrated
>>157519540Looking good mate
can you not post such repulsive godless heathens in this thread thanks
>>157519467and now they brining in Lachie Neale like hes the player he was 5 years ago
It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday
Cold was my soul untold was the pain when you left me a rose in the rain
>>157519550Thanks. Me mum took that pic
>>157519548oh
I stay home every nightAnd sleep all day
>>157519219Brisbane will be Kettle again by season's end.
DO NOTBUMP THJE MAN ON THE MARK
>>157519511a nice (straight) lass should lift the lid on the lesbian grooming mafia
>>157519579Why do you guys like Gerard Whateley so much?
Demons really miss JVR. They're lucky Petty has been in spectacular marking form last few weeks but you can really notice the impact of his absence.
>>157519572You got a script for medicinal dope too?
>>157519436based Malcolm
I don't have schizophrenia but I have the affect and lifestyle of a schizophrenic
>>157519592yep, he draws 2 defenders all night and frees everyone else up
who has an invite to the discord
>>157519513Extremely long torso.
>>157519579why is that dude on the lefts face so zoomed in on his head
>>157519585No one gives a fuck you faggot
>>157519607gee, long cat!
I saw a famous person in an advertisement and I thought "I know that bloke" so it made me more inclined to purchase the product in the ad
not a fan of this wildcard round format, no idea whats happening
>>157519611not sure im Inna state to be discussing this desu
>>157519619Wow, same here!
I dont even have discord, I have no use for it
>>157519579Gerard looks like Joe List here
>>157519619It works.I saw a lady newsreader in an advertisement and I thought "God she's hot" so it made me more inclined to watch her show from the ad
>>157519619For me its when I see people having the time of their lives eating KFC.
>>157519634You have to be "trans" to get the most out of it
patrick crippled haha
>>157519589I dont. He is the fucking worst. I hate him more than any other caller. I hope he dies
predict another kick after the siren result
>>157519647>I hope he diesBit harsh.
>Three postsAbout 10cm deciding who wins desu.
I engage in earnest conversations via the comment section on youtube
Do you blokes have any sort of social media presence at all?
>>157519658He is that bad, anon
>>157519667With my real name attached?
>>157519622it's stupid>the term "wildcard" makes no sense without a division qualifying format>it's just allowing 2 more teams into finals>chances of winning the GF outside the top 4 is incredibly miniscule>AFL will sell out the MCG two more times in a season so they will shrug their shoulders and call it a success
>>157519667does stalking count?
>>157519667Only if 4chan counts
>>157519667I have various instagram accounts i use to stalk women
god I really can't stand Hamish McLachlan
>>157519619same here! i am defo eating primo jerky and getting colon cancer because the little maestro nick daysoff pretends to eat it on the ad! I AM JUST THE MOST PERFECT LITTLE GOYIM FOR MY BIG DADDY AFL AND VICTORIAN STATE GOVERNMENT! FEED ME DADDY! FEED MEEEEE!!!!!
This Shane Warne Stand boundary scump fucking sucks
>>157519703I would roundhouse kick that nigga through a wall if he crossed my path.
>People complaining about tv commentators>When the radio existsIf only there was something you could do to fix your problem.
Has Pickett done anything since shanking those kicks in the 2nd?
>>157519712
>>157519694Every single one of your insta poosonas is overcompensating due to being gay and the sooner you come to terms with that the sooner true happiness will be within your reach
I keep tabs of my old enemies on facebook hoping to find out they've tragically passed
Is that the 5th ineffective snap at goal for the night for Kozi?
>Pickettlazy f*n abo
>>157519713>radioSure thing, gramps
couldn't give a rat's arse about finals now that my pooties aren't playing, simply won't be watching a single second of this trite
>>157519743Cool, see ya next year
>>157519738Hush, child
>>157519738All the good callers are on radio. Eventually they get called up to TV and ruined.
might play some Subnautica
Carlton looking the goods
>>157519731A surprisingly large amount of people I knew when I was a teenager have died.
>>157519743>pootiesWhich team is this? Port?
>wild uno card OP in the crowdspooky
>>157519667facebook pseudonymlinkedin
>>157519767I'm 32 and five people I knew personally from my year in high school either committed suicide or OD'dnot even a rough school
the demons have a black
>>157519767Thanks for joining us, unc.
>>157519760I love that game but it's a shame subsequent playthroughs just can't capture the magic of the first time where the creatures, environments and tech discoveries are new and unfamiliar.
>>157519667messengerdeactivated FB after repeated bansanonyig to stalk open IG profiles of exes
They should be getting uncle colin down the rooms to do some healing spell on kozzy
>>157519667kikgrindr
what's with women and instagram? I've had girls who were super interested in me who then just completely ghosted me after finding out I don't have IG
>dat delayed mark where the ump held up play to allow a winded blue to recoverClearly who they're betting on.
this is a 50-50 game
you can tell the thread always gets steered in a different direction by the glowies when i drop elite truthies
its a close ge, cant get any closer next team who scores will be infront
>>157519782I went to a decent private school and know four people that died from drink driving alone. I honestly thought there was more but off the top of my head can't think of them.
>stalk old hsgf on social media>her last name changesNot for me.
>>157519809they only ever make finals because of rigging
>>157519784Probably the best pickett maybe.
>>157519807this never happened but good try
>>157519782i went to a rough school and the only deaths i know of are abos
>>157519816
who da bloos here?
>>157519818based seer
>have guy in friend group>kind of weird and annoying, not particularly well liked by anyone>all of a sudden one day is arrested and sentenced to 9 years jail for continued rape of wife
>>157519820Rich kids tend to be immune to consequences until they die. one of my good friends was like this. just kept getting bailed out by his rich parents until he was so fucked up and had zero life skills or resilience to go on
>>157519834no you didn't faggot
>>157519731*tragically got the covid vaccine so they could go to the publol
>>157519807It gives them the ick. Women are slaves to trends.
>>157519831it has happened.
>>157519841no but fuck carlton
>>157519825Nah this has been the case for years now.Umps were literally caught boasting about rigging back in the mid 00s. >Whispers in the Sky>Sirengate
>>157519834>vpn homo is a blatant liar
>>157519807They want to stalk you to look at your pictures, see who you follow/your friends are, etc.
>>157519850between the cambodian machete gang war and the odd car burning it was mostly peaceful
>>157519876stfu
Does Chandler ever look to pass?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT INSUFFICIENT INTENT?
>>157519871are normies just ok with constantly being socially sized up and all their relationships being transactional?
>>157519894I genuinely think most don't even think about it.
if carltom wins this game what happens?theyre in finals and demons are out?
>>157519881
>>157519894Have you not met Australian males? Everything they do is performative for each other
are all the needlessly aggressive posters actually poofy middle class spergs? would make sense desu
>>157519843Does he look like this?
i made a facebook account in 08 to play tetris and didn't stop using it till about 2021
The Blues are good?
>>157519894cattle don't think that deep blud
>>157519907I've barely left the house since high school 15 years ago
>>157519904Yes, genius.
>needlessly aggressive posters
>>157519904or melbourne just progress as well to first round of finals?
>>157519907>I'M ANGRY AND GONNA YELL AT THE UMPS>>that's okay, right?>FUCK YOU UMP
you remember the ring of steel around our states.you remember not being allowed to go more than 5km from your house unless you were an essential worker.you remember needing to wear a mask if you were going outside, for example a jog in the park.you remember not being allowed to attend funerals or weddings.you remember not being allowed to stand up in the pub.you remember wearing a mask to the bar to get your drink, sitting back down at your table and drinking said drink.you remember being forced to take a rushed experiment gene therapy that eventually kills you within 5-10 years so you could go to work or study.you remember afl and nrl being put in luxury on the gold coast and perth to be allowed to continue to play sports dressed up like kids in matching uniforms so you could forget about all of the aforementioned.and yet most of all you remember you are here still watching it and paying taxes to those very same people that are responsible for it all.
>>157519903>>157519920I can't even fathom that. that's not even that deep. that's like just under the surface
>>157519922
>>157519909Yes?This is 4chan, who do you think posts here?
>>157519919No.
>>157519883meant micksperg iykwim haha
>>157519936
>>157519904if melbourne win, then 7th and 8th play finals and the entire thing was a giant waste of time
>>157519919onya robert johnson
my mind is still frozen somewhere between 2007-2011
>>157519904>>157519930If Carlton win:OUT: MelbourneGeelong vs CarltonAdelaide vs Bulldogs.If Melbourne win:OUT: CarltonGeelong vs BulldogsAdelaide vs Melbourne
>>157519936tl;dr
strap yourselves in
>>157519936>you remember being forced to take a rushed experiment gene therapynot me blud, was psyched to get stood down from work but everything lifted a week before the deadline
>>157519956Needs a clock on the backwall showing it's 2pm.
>>157519957so basically the afl just extended finals to top 10 teams now.may aswelll make it the top 18 teams
shawty get inspired how bout dat
>>157519947but the boosers in the audience told me the umpires are in melbourne's pockets
>>157519957
only just got home bros what happened in the first 3/4s
>>157519977more like midnight hehe NARWHALE
>>157519361Guy's overrated. Keeps going for the meme plays when its not on, like soccer kicks and hail mary taps.
>>157519957Can't take a lass seriously without some sort of hips/bum.
>>157519946
>>1575199777.00pm;^)
>>157519989footy
>thought I've been seeing late teens/young adults taking sneaky pictures of people around me while walking around the neighbourhood>police uncover a ring of 133T haxzors that were socially profiling people from around this areaBet the cops paid them, they will offer them a "plea" to get rid of sentence but really will use the data to entrap people in the neighbourhood with all forms of bullshit crimes.The person running breachforums did exactly this.How many "hackers" are just proxies for law enforcement nowadays? Has to be nearly 90%.>yeah we just let it happen bruh, trust us though
let's all go recruit one new flag to watch our sport
Would've been an all time classic if that was the fourth quarter. Goal to win with 40 seconds left. corrrrrr
>>157519957>some guy uses a pin>*pop*>*pop*
>my kayo works tonightuhh did they fix it or is it going to fuck itself again in 2 mins
bt sounds like he's stroking out
>>157519964Same. It's been fucking clown world since then.
>>157520019Real ossauge party in here.
that's the biggest seagulling i've ever seen
>>157519964Maybe the Mayans were right about the end of the world in 2012, 'we' just took it too literally
>>157519219>St. Kilda - LaysBrutal
>>157520043Clown world started in 2000 with the US elections.
>>157519989dunno mate was wanking
>>157519984Nah, there's only cocaine in melbourne's pockets.
Can you believe West Coast threw away their Jagga Smith pick to engineer a trade for Liam Baker?
Fuck Carlton for what they did to Michael Voss and Elijah Hollands
>>157520053we slipped timelines in 01
started working out for summer beach body
>>15751994612 year old taiwanese schoolgirls and their cats?
Safe to say that wildcard round has been a arousing success and you all owe dil an apology.
jiath just watched that happen lmao
>>157520057actually they initially rejected that trade proposal and then the blues threw in FUCKING OWIES which got the deal over the line
>>157520070
Blooes have this one wrapped up.
Is Harry McKay some kind of retarded fucking spastic?
did he just miss from 30 out directly in front
fuck harry mckay and his gay snap from 40m in front bullshit
>>157520087>Be Melbourne>Play all season, have 5th spot pretty much guaranteed>End up in 9th because AFL decided the 10th place team deserved the spotDisgusting really.
>>157520103Yes.
>>157520103Just had to kick it normally
>>157520103yes
>>157520104Don't think he was in front. Was only half watching but he did a snap so would've been a tight angle.
Why are the media sucking Carlton's cock for "le ebin season comeback" when it was the Demons who everyone predicted being bottom 4.Melbourne are the real success story.
pickett needs to work his black magic to keep the peemons in this
What is it about Abos that causes them to lose interest in the game and go back to criminality?
>>1575200532000 felt ok, 2001 was when things start to get odd because the globe started to go full hysteria mode and full surveillance mode. I've heard AI has been rogue behind the scenes since at least the 80s as malware.I simply half assumed this as a kid kek. I was a big animatrix fan as a kid though. Definitely in the 10s it got bad though. Before that it was ambiguous to me.Then you had the hive go nuts with social media. I used to hate social media as a kid. Didn't use it properly until like 16.
>>157520108>9th and 10th just so happen to be the 2 wealthiest victorian clubsWell imagine my shock
>>157520125Who's the slut?
West Coast are just so stupid. So many bad trade moves and they dug themselves into a hole.Tim Kelly trade was a disaster. They should've traded the Harley Reid pock because he was being overvalued.Should've drafted Murphy Reid and Jagga Smith but did some dumb trades and focused on recruiting WA players.They are firmly in no man's land. McQualter stuck with a poisoned chalice.
>>157520124>playing hard so some white cunt gets millions while playing along with state propaganda
may was right about melksham
why do the broadcasters keep talking about how tired everyone is, they're 80% into the game, they should be able to run it out
>muh celebrating mediocrity>goes into bar for 8th place in the same breathlol?
Mitch Mcgovern is a loser and not ready for the big time
drop the webms
DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE SPOTTED
kozzy can'tkickett
What does he do?
bench kosi
>>157520136god knows, but the abc thinks she's really really important kekhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-06/ai-models-deceiving-humans-helen-toner-openai/107001442>Former OpenAI board member Helen TonerSo she has no idea how to use a computer I take it.
Kozi has lost this off his own boot.
meant bat
>melbin
>>157520161Based McLeod's Daughter fan.
>>157520124they're dumb as fuck mate
>>157520160Salem hasn't been good but struggling to see how this dude was a better option desu.
>>157520108>End up in 9th because they lost a few gamesftfy
The stink of Simon Goodwin may still need to be removed from Demon land...
THESE TWO TEAMS ARE ABSOLUTELY SHITHOUSE
>>157520137>They should've traded the Harley Reid pock because he was being overvalued.Yeah... but he brings a crowd and that means revenue.And ... I like his footy. It often doesn't pay off, but it's entertaining. I grew up watching midfielders like that. Shuey was good to watch too. Yeo too.
>>157520161My dick + Angela's pussy
>>157519997The Wire is great for reaction gifs
>>157520183Yeah, looks like they're playing him as a key back but he's 191cm and getting btfo. Thin list getting exposed by injuries.
>>157520194shut up, fool
Pickett looking like Kickett
MY bloosers will find a way to bottle this
>>157520194Knackered. Physical contest.
>>157520186They finished the season in 7th. 3 games and percentage inside the final 8.
Imagine losing to Carlton.
>>157520162ai is a neat tool, but fucking they are hyping it into somethings its never going to be
Wheres Kozi's brownlow? Whys everycunt nick daicos for brownlow? Fucking racists.
Dees are the trannies of forward craft atm. They just cannot pass successfully.
Bevo's Wokedogs would bootyblast both of these teams
i still dont know how wildcard works and i cant be bothered trying to figure out how it does
>>157520199This one?Her electrical sockets?
maybe jvr shouldn't have been such a grubby cunt with a flying elbow to MY pooties, fucking deadshit dutch cunt
>>157520225*imagines*nah didn't like that
>>157520235
>>157520248No I want the busty titcow, not some cartoon.
iggs tbqhwy
>>157520235kek
>>157520229What are you talking about?It's amazing malware.There's been some that I suspect have been behind some "weird oddities" circulating around the internet since the 90s.
Isaac heeney gonna take carlton to the next level best year
How the FUCK did he miss that?
hehe stop hitting on me silly boys
Why do Carlton fans rate Kemp?
For Carlton to overtake Melbourne on the ladder, they need FOUR wins.>This game>Elimination final>Semi final>Preliminary finalOnly if Carlton make the grand final would they overtake Melbourne based on win:loss / percentage.
dees defence is dogshitboomer mcdonald and some 19yo loleven with lever they lose this
going to put mentos and coke in my anus when the wife gives me a blowjob tonight lmao
>Dees cannot hit a target up forward>Carlton cannot kick a goalDoes anyone want to win this game?
>>157520258This?She is pretty cute. Would.
blues have had so many chances to put this to bed and it's still under 2 goals. dees win allah willing
loom chance here
>>157520306what a ridiculous post. sort yourself out.
Melbourne are going to lose by less than a goal.It's all because of that bump into the man on the mark's back when Melbourne were taking a shot at goal in the first 3 minutes.
>>157520277And for a good price.
>>157520199need it or keep it
postkino
What a post
Lads, Blair Cottrell just posted
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
TROLLPOST
so it's rigged?
>>157520285
like pulling teeth
don't start with the no jvr cope
>>157520285NO
BASED LOOMERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTDRAW ON THE CARDS WE FINNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>some can't even watchYou're telling me.
six seeeveeen
>Keep kicking down the line continually hoping for Gawn or Petty to take a pack mark while the ball keeps coming backDumb football
*be's singing*
what a shit game fucking assault to my senses
ducking flog cunt>>157520354yes, the AFL want carlton (a big victorian club) to succeed because it gets them more money
Shit game.
carlton fans are real ferrals
Canton fans, explain yourselves on Kemp.Terrible player, mentally soft.
where you at getting pegged by misso bro
RIGGED
>Lose your #1 father/son pickKWAB @ Carlton
MALAKA
please dear god let carlton beat peelong
>>157520392Phuckhead
umps got the order to make wildcard relevant
>melbin peemons
>>157520398Anyone that says they want Carlton to have success isn't old enough to remember what their fans were like when they were actually good. Horrible club supported by horrible people.
what could jagga possibly be a diminutive for
Jagga has a very grim hairline for such a young guy
Now I am worried about Carlton's money woes if this game is getting this rigged.
so melbourne first team in history to get knocked out of finals in a wildcard round?
Reminder that West Coast threw away Jagga Smith so they could get Liam Baker.Why would you walk away from a bonafide A-grader?
>>157520417jagganiel
???
>>157520430collingwood
>>157520413Most of those were there, especially the holding the ball decisions. They just brought more heat than Melbourne.
The commentators wanking of da bloos is insufferable my god
what's he thinking
>>157520415Jesus, I remember how bad they were around 99-01. Don't remember before that, but I remember them being even worse than they are today.
Vossy must be the biggest retard
>>157520467nice cock
That Fox Footy Captain Carlton animation jumpscared me desu
>whole crowd singing(screaming) the song>fox footy dims the audio for their shitty graphic
>Finish 7th, 4 games clear of 9th>Don't make finals:^)
>>157520460
how you letting jake bowey top your possession count? grim
>>157520447see >>157520413So many uncalled arm chops on gawn
>>157520452oh fuck off.Gawn wasn't getting arm chops all night and bloos got a bad one in the final moments.
>>157520466>>157520415They've suffered enough. A large portion of their fanbase was born after the 90s now. Let them enjoy it a bit.
>>157520490If you're not good enough to beat 9th or 10th for your spot in finals you didn't deserve to be there.
I've never tried a sex toy because I'm scared they'll feel too good
lol
>be tipped for bottom 4 finish>surprise the entire league with your very attacking game style>unbeatable at the MCG >defy all odds and be actually within reach of a top 4 finish>slight faulter towards end of season>just need to beat an injury riddled bulldogs at the MCG where you don't lose to secure a top 6 spot>lose>now you have to play a wildcard game>play against Carlton who possibly shouldn't even be playing finals>lose>eliminatedHow do you rate the dees season?On the one hand most tipped them to finish very low. But kind of went out with a wimper.
>>157520467me in 5 years
Can you believe Carlton are already paying Jagga Smith $1m a year?
>>157520460>thinkingi don't think he can
>>157520508>Let them enjoy it a bit.
>>157520492Huh?He convinced da bloos to keep him as coach for years though even though he was clearly holding them back.I said this... years ago.
>>157520450nah i meant a team from tge top 8
I've seen enough. Blues get their fairytale of all fairytales and win it from 10th in the first ever wildcard no matter how egregious the umpiring needs to be.
>>157517731sure, just went for a ride in my 200hp shitbox
>>157520507You're retarded, chimp. You don't know the rules.
>>157520521Kozzie choked it awayI thought he normally played with another fella and they had super link up plays..
>m-muh free kickPickett chimping and uselessHTB everywherelazy demons just lay on it and pinged3 goals in the second halfkeep coping though fuckheads, Carlton out pressured you
>>1575205216/10, would've been a 7 or 8 if they'd won tonightremember they had some baaad losses early and finishes the season pretty meh too
>>157520521B+They overacheived for sure
>>157520531It had to happenOtherwise we'd all be laughing about how this was a waste of time.It was meant to be bulldogs but the pies wobbled like always so demons got the shaft
Elijah Hollands is the key to all of this
>>157520521I thought they might snipe top 2 at some point.Wasted season in the end, but they've at least got back some respect and belief.Still not the dominant force they were in 2021. Can't believe how cucked of a dynasty they were because of stupid bullshit.
They did Eddie dirty putting him next to Harry lol
>>157520460How was one man holding them back so much? Doesn’t make much sense.
>>157520521>actually lost to essendonDidn't deserve to play finals for this alone
kozzie didn't play team football and lost them the game
>>157520521I was warned by an old uncle in the 80s not to barrack for Melbourne, my dad goes for Geelong I could have just gone with them.
>>157520594Nice tits
>>157520594Greek women are spew
>>157520563I think this is on the money.I've never seen a more rigged game.>holding up play after a mark in a way that allowed bloos to get back to defenseHe even waited for the winded bloos player to get back up. At that point I was just done.Possibly the single most disgusting piece of umpiring I've seen.
>>157520586my guess is that he's an absolute shitforbrains retard when it comes to half time adjustments
>>157520601thanks
>>157520510Personally think all final spots should be up for grabs.WILDCARD ROUND:1st vs 16th (Fremantle vs Eagles)2nd vs 15th (Sydney vs Port Adelaide)3rd vs 14th (Brisbane vs North Melbourne)4th vs 13th (Hawthorn vs Gold Coast)5th vs 12th (Geelong vs GWS Giants)6th vs 11th (Adelaide vs St. Kilda)7th vs 10th (Melbourne vs Carlton)8th vs 9th (Bulldogs vs Collingwood)
If I were a footy player running into an open goal, I would repeatedly kick the ball with alternating feet while doing a handstand to break the disposal record in the most outrageously comedic way imaginable
Both wildcards are smokeys next week.Carlton already beat Geelong, and Geelong aren't actually that good (shit in the ruck, Cameron cooked, but of a one-dimensional midfield). Holmes will have a dodgy ankle he's being rushed back from. Carlton have a better midfield than Geelong.Bulldogs already beat Adelaide at the Adelaide oval, and they're playing that annoying scrappy style of football which Adelaide hate. Adelaide lost to the Pies a few weeks ago who play the same style.
>>157520594you need like a 12 inched cock for women like this
>>157520599Ever since Norm Smith they've been cursed with bullshit.Amount of times WC beat them in the finals in the 90s too kek.>and 2018
Geelong by 90 next week
Who taught these guys how to sing? That was atrocious
>>157520636She's like 5'1. A 12 inch cock is basically 1/5th of her body length.
>>157520521Who is hated most by their teammates?Jacob van Rooyen by Melbourne?Or Heeney, Blakey, Warner, Bice and Jordon by Sydney?
*cracks open a pear cider while loading up baldurs gate dark alliance 2 on a PS2 emulator*
Footy players are obsessed with going WOO all the time during the songI dont like it
Why do you cucks like the maccas run ad?
>>157520683Huh? It's bed time mate. Go to bed
questionsperg i've warned you cunt
>>157520683HOLY BASED
>>157520679>Or Heeney, Blakey, Warner, Bice and Jordon by Sydney?All equal most hated I'd think.And Lachie Neale. There's a reason he had to leave.
>>157520679Was definitely Steven May for the past 5 years after the Melksham incident.
>>157520636>>157520674Has she been with Mr. Girth?
>>1575206791 dumb mistake that was a footy act vs genuinely torpedoing your team's season
>>157520705>And Lachie Neale. There's a reason he had to leave.Yeah, his current club isn't willing to pay him millions a year at 34 and said "see ya".
>>157520712No.t. Mr Girth
>>157520726>Collingwood won't extend Pendlebury because he's """too old""">Recruit Nealekek. That would've really pissed of #433.
>>157520708Oh and him.Never has a single player fucked a side like that one faggot.Cousy doesn't count, he had an addiction and got us to greatness to begin with.>and clearly the rest were flying high given cox, though, for personal reasons, I also "just know" kek
>>157520594name??
>>157520712Yes, but not up her bum. There's a pretty sexy threesome scene with her and Luna Star where they act like assessment officers and determine whether he's ready to be a pornstar or some dumb shit. Hot though.
>>157520521The demons definitely surprised me with how well they did this year, but in the end the stats suggest their game style was just a worse version of brisbane's (all attack no defense)
>>157520742>Never has a single player fucked a side like that one faggot.That's easy. Pick 16 and 46 for Stephen O'Reilly who played 12 games for you. AND you had to pay him illegally outside the cap. AND he blew the whistle on you. AND you had to pay a fine. AND you got kicked out of the draft and had to recruit hacks. AND it meant that your mulit-million investment in Denis Pagan was a waste because he had no players.Stephen O'Reilly for - Pick 16, pick 46, $1m fine, pick 1, 2, 17 and 33 in the 2003 draft, pick 1 in the 2003 PSD, 1st and 2nd round picks in the 2004 draft.
>>157520750>Yes, but not up her bum. There's a pretty sexy threesome scene with her and Luna Star where they act like assessment officers and determine whether he's ready to be a pornstar or some dumb shit. Hot though.
>>157520762>Stephen O'ReillyHe didn't play for wc?But I do remember that. That was kinda funny.
>>157520738Pendles can't be too butthurt about it. Neale will still be two years younger than Pendles is now when his new contract at Collingwood wraps up.Pendles is being recruited to be a coach and they're just putting him on the playing list because they can pay him a decent wage without squeezing their soft cap. I'd be shocked if he plays more than a dozen games next year and I'm confident whenever they travel he'll be coaching from the bench.
Gawn will probably retire at the end of his contract next year, they should make a good crack at it next year
>>157520778It's copypasta for whenever someone asks 'is X the worst trade ever?!?!?'.
>>157520777I look like this and say this.
Deadarse ppl are underestimating the Carlton defence. Sure melb's attack was poor but Weitering and and Dean is a serious wall, an elite defensive spine.Dean is the best player from the 25 draft, better than Duursma.
>>157520789I also look like that and don't say that cringe about entry level softcore pron.Shit taste and shit for brains.
>>157520802They played right into their hands continually kicking long down the line when they didn't really have a good match up for both. Exactly how Weitering and Dean wanted it.
>>157520802Dean does look interesting.But he's also ginger, so his style of football is soulless.>tfw no soulless ginger gf
>>157520809Joke's on you, I don't really look like that.
For me, it's xenomorphs.>I can fix her
I like stage plays but I hate musical theatre
>entry level softcore pron.
>>157520820haha neither do I.. hahI do look a little like Starcevich though. Just less healthy.
>>157520815
This is boding very bad for the pies. Young talent really starting to come good and Collingwood are still old as shit.All of the Doggies, Carlton, Melbourne, North, Gold Coast should surpass Collingwood next year. Possibly St Kilda and GWS too.McRae stuffed the list. Gets a lot of credit for kicking the can but the age demographic is a disaster. They are now desperately counting on a 34 year old Neale, 32 year old Hogan to elevate them into contention. It just isn't happening. McRae wanted to keep Pendlebury too but the club overruled him on that.
>Have a 4 goal head start>Lose by 3 goalsJust pathetic really.
>>157520839>beard>not going full mr clean so people don't mug youIt just werks. Nightclubs used be hairy for me until this happened. I don't like being scary, but I do like not being annoyed.>until some faggot thinks I'm a nazi and starts riffing about blacks to me out of nowhereThis has happened far too many times.
>>157520850>yadda yaddasoulless.
>>157520886Your ramblings about porn and baldness make you sounds mentally ill.
>>157520886Ok mr autistic west australian
Why do my fingernails grow so quickly?
>>157520855Collingwood was last night's volKano too. Kano saying they really need to get some youth I'm urgently, and their current young players just aren't up to it.
Protip: people that habitually post pron of women for no reason at all are probably insecure about being closeted homosexual.Reminds me of old school 80s and 90s boys trips where they used to paste port all over dorms or hostels "for no reason at all".My Dad and Mum agrees, because they went on them back then and I've seen photos kek.Or it reminds me of high school boys putting posters of chicks everywhere on their walls. I think that kinda went out of fashion with my gen though. We thought it was kinda gay and insecure. Nowadays, kinda the opposite for a time there but it's slowly become cringe again.
my catters finna rape da bloos
>>157520963wolverine genes
>>157520937Psychopathic, not autistic.There's a difference.>>157520935Rude, I am not bald, I am thinning.
>The guy criticising people's taste in porn is a self-admitted balding psychopathUnsurprising.
Or offices for tradies. So much fucking porn in those places and you can tell they're frustrated about something in their lives. Namely erectile dysfunction issues or emasculation by their wife or gf.Btw, that's the impression I get from that Swans posse with hookers and drugs. Sex life crisis.
Anyone up for a trip to the farmers market tomorrow morning?
>>157520977pheww lucky i hard hardcore gay porn posters on my bedroom walls
>>157521076Meet you there.
>>157521076Sorry mate, I'll be at (Catholic) church
>>157521010Indeed.
>>157520977Protip: anyone offering psychological assessments of people's behaviour online is a pseud with no valuable insight to offer.
trans is hard job
>>157521076yes mate i'll be the bearded bloke with a latte and a poodle cross, don't be a stranger
new>>157521189>>157521189>>157521189
>>157521111Heterosexual 5D chess.Except:>not both>no furry>no grannies>no industrial factory schematics>no posters of exceptionally clean rooms/desktops posted on /g/Expand your fetishes. son.
>>157521173Correct.Now you're learning.My work here is done.
>>157521173>>157521245Also people get paid for this and they make laws for this.They're called police.It's just biased profiling.
