ufc game thread heem 2>>157517433
First for the greatest nation in the world - England
first for finland
liuku
I fear that Blackzillians are far too much for chinkies
if the giga chink gets heemed, i will never believe in a chinese fighter again
idk man, Liu Kang getting pieced up
k1 is so bad now
hopefully liu ce actually gets this stinking brazilian freak out of heregood striking and actually athletic which this godforsaken division needs
liukas
Liu is a gigachad, but his MMA record isn't anything.
where's that dude that said Brazilians only have like 7 surnames
why is there any confusion at all about a second generation immigrant flying the flag of his ancestral nation>yeah bro we live in america but your family is from indonesia>>sure i'll represent them no problem, i'm proud of my heritageit's really that simple
Based slobberknocker
they're using a fake crowd sound track or boosting the volume, wtf is this
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
tybherb
the china man marches on
>>157519453Music is haram brazza is gonna beat the brakes off him for having such a name
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM BANGY
finish him
CCCCHHHHHHEEEEEEMMMMMM
KINNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
damn that hue was not giving it up easy though, think he mightve lost a few years of his life
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
SWANGEDBANGED
it took a 6'7 chinaman to break their losing streak
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
this guy is worse than zhang mingyang
let em die herb
I've seen enough, feed jamahal hill to chinky
CHINHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMFIGHT OF THE NIGHT
>>157519480You are indian
*loads up*
how late are you kids streams i hope you aren't paying lmao
Rodrigues get looking at Herb like he was asking him to stop the fight.
We did it Gay-1 xisters
You love to see it.
>>157519503he took a retarded amount of damage in his last fight as well, dude is zombiemaxxed
>Liu Ce's only MMA loss is to a Russian with the nickname "Samurai"lmao
>>157519522woodsonbeast is about to fight
dana should bail smiff out of jail so this chink can fuck him up, i'd love to see smiff slimed out like that
SPICY banger.
rodriguez needs to cut to 185 or maybe even 170doo got straight mogged
>>157519529erm... embarrassing...
Yeah your faggy other refs would have stopped it on the first knockdown. Based herb I bet the poatards and Luke Thomas fans are gonna complain about this one too
>>157519480It's not confusion, it's cognitive dissonance>an immigrant is just as Xish as you, bigot!>so what if they want to fly the flag of their ancestor's nation, that doesn't make them any less Xish than you>also, our national flag is racist(the last part is happening in my dead country right now, our own home office workers are forbidden from flying the English flag, and they claim it causes them anxiety)
Why do these gigazhangs have recessed maxillas despite having ultra developed cheekbones and chinsI've seen the same with blacks
>Sank you Erdogan?
>>157519556i actually was thinking that right before the stoppage, that this time herb was based for letting it go. easily could see it getting stopped when they were against the cage
>>157519537smiff is already back home, "cunt"
>>157519556THINK OF THE LIFE CHANGING BRAIN DAMAGE!
>First round knockout, what shall we do whilst we wait for the next fight, Anon-kun ????
AAAAAAA THE GOAT>>157519566>that this timeseriously just stfu gurutroon redditbrain nigga you have the intellect of my bunned zoot and reading your posts kills my buzz
>Jon already acting zestyLMFAOOOOOOOO
Shanghai, hide your sons. Jon Jones is in town.
>>157519586gambling herb is not infallible, stop worshipping niggers
>>157519586>GODru outta nowhereLove to see it.
lmao that petite chink threw herself at jon and he almost tossed her out the way so he could get back to embracing men
even in retirement the king has them seething
>>157519558>>so what if they want to fly the flag of their ancestor's nation, that doesn't make them any less Xish than you>>also, our national flag is racisti never said any of this, all i said is it's not surprising to see immigrants fly the flags of the lands they came from because there are zero repercussions for doing someanwhile if a white american guy flies a german or british or swedish flag because he's "proud of his ancestors" he'd be labelled a nazi and exiled from societyi'm certain we both agree that the reaction to immigrants flying ancestral flags vs institutional americans flying ancestral flags is severely irrational, immigrants are supported for it, whites are attacked for iti'm just saying the only reason you see browns doing it is because they're not attacked the same way whites areit's literally that simple>our own home office workers are forbidden from flying the English flag [the british ancestral flag]yes, while brown people are supported in flying their ancestral flagsthis is because of psychological operations conducted against whites, that are not conducted against immigrantsWE AGREE ON THE TOPICoriginal dude asked "why do browns do it"i implied "whites would do it too if they weren't being psyoped so hard"
>>157519603gambling herb adds to the product unlike ovahman who only had his redemption sending ilja to get a further beating, i have only seen herb be shit maybe 3-5 times at most
>>157519565>Trump lifts sanctions on Turkey>Turkey immediately opens banking for Iran >Trump makes friends with Borth North Korea and Russia >North Korea and Russia provide Iran with missiles and satellite information to attack U.S. bases and ships>Trump starts trade war with Canada instead
If you were captain ginyu would you rather switch bodies with gane or jon jones
Reminder that Perez vomited precisely nothing into that bucket.
Please Liu go to a camp and learn some fucking defense already. Otherwise you're asking to get heemed in the next bout
Why is Ciryl Gane holding a gun with Achraf Hakimi?
>>157519604got to give as well as take in this fight racket
>>157519632shut the fuck up ya mark. Jon Jones is in China
>>157519639I forgot that he bitched out in his last fight.
>>157519651i trust you asked these questions when strickland went shooting with the nelk boys hmmm
>>157519646the machine doesnt measure precision or timing thoughbeit
LIU WON LIU WON LIU WON LIU WON!!!
>>157519674Fucking dumb whore ugh yucky!!!
>>157519674who's the skunk
>>157519652My two waifus greatest women in the world
perez gonna get heemed in the nuts again
Woke up just in time, let's work
Indians are Asians vice versa
>>157519674Yuck
>>157519674Ideal daughter
>mark pozzedtard in the main event oh god
>>157519697you're not hungry
>>157519674Reminder that her dad paid attractive white women to get artificially inseminated with his sperm to farther several children.
Song vs Uma when?
>>157519699how much you ask for daughter you deal
Alex Porkez looking explosive!
Michael Chiesa and the chambering of secrets
>>157519709You sound jealous.
>>157519711This fight, then Kai/Aori, then the WMMA fight, and then Umar/Song.
>>157519719he has good knowledge and obviously does plenty of tape study which is refreshing, but he fucking exposition dumps too much
hole up that's not poatan
>even the chinks are doing the CHEEEEEEHOOOOOOO
>Su Madarji is from TibetKINO
>>157519733what? they're copying people? no way dude
>>157519733Yeah I am disappointed that they have sunken to our level
>sumudaerjithey're just giving niggas fake surnames now
The Leech and Weili should have babies together
>>157519742
>why are we still here... just to grapple...
>>157519742Next fighter is an Mongolian larping as a Chinese man named Aoriqileng thats his legal name doesn't have a surname too
heem is far less enjoyable without messico adding class all dick jokes and finn/adian supremacy even sweetden is AWOL
10-9..... Su?
Why is jones in china isnt homosex a crime over there
>>157519759Is tha Hasbulla on his arm?
>>157519742Tibetan transliterated to chinese babbles
>>157519772Looks like he got dnb tattooed im crine
>>157519761They used to split Sumudaerji's name up into Su Mudaerji, and Aoriqileng's name into Aori Qileng. I have no clarity on what their actual names are. This is an onrganisation that regularly gets the heights of its fighters wrong by multiple inches, so I don't have faith in them to find the correct names, either.
>>157519771your old pm sounded like mr bean and your new one like wallace your king has aids in his ass and aspinall is a coward
>>157519771because you touch yourself at night
>>157519771Probably just stopping there on his way to Thailand.
>>157519751that would be the most northern chinese looking child its possible to create
how did charles johnson look so shit against this guy?
>>157519798He is cursed by a witch
>>157519798terrible defense, and alex perez isnt a hyped prospect so he doesnt get the triple KO power buff
Both Su and Aori have good standup but lose to people with wrestling. Wrestling is a hole in Chinese MMA.Same for Kai Asakura, too. And Song will likely lose to Umar based on wrestling.
>>157519791SHUT UP GAAAAWLD
Poomudookie
>>157519808Song is getting beat on the feet, but the finish will be sub for Umar also.
i figured it out, have cruz replace din less is more and he can throw zingers
>>157519838Song matched O'Malley on the feet IIRC. Umar would be wise not to engage there.
Jones showing up for his obligatory 10k broke fat ass bitch
>>157519840im thinkin this but reverse get cruz's gay lisp the fuck out the comm booth
imagine being so pretentious you entertain umar standing up just to carry fruitless conversationsome of you don't have to
Sumudaerji has to let that jab go
>>157519854that was my point, have cruz only pop in to be snarky, have felder sanko fitz on duties fire the dopeheads anik joe and fatc
This is just as shit as the last time they fought
MY FOOT WAS A BALLOONMY FOOT WAS A BALLOON
>>157519874i agree but have cruz thrown off a cliff never to be heard from again instead
>holds onto your leg for 3 minutes>wins the round/fight
he thinks he is the main character of a boxing anime
Based Su shutting this leghumper down.
>>157519888at least live mic it i want to hear his catty comments as he plummets
You just know based Herb Dean would have seperated this SHIT but cazzies don't boo Marc Shittard
Fuck Perez!
29-28 SuWe did not need this fight but I am glad Su won.
perez the little sniffer of a ting
I hope they cut Perez. Very boring. He lost the 3rd rd anyway.
>>157519912I concur but retarded judges will ignore the scoring criteria as always
>>157519918>>157519912Delusional. 29-28 Perez.
Sumadaerji should have heemed his balls again lol
>>157519906rosie? a boyhood dream
>>157519923There is no way they give that to Perez, Anon. He did zero damage with his fence control.Unless they gave Perez the first, but I dont think so
>>157519844iirc he was competent but O'Malley had the edge. Moot point anyway. Wrestling nullifies the striking differential.Don't forget Khabib knocked down Conor.
>>157519931its china bruh
>>157519931>(You)
but that boring npc spic
what a strange morning
do chinks really?
Chinese chiwiwi
Nigga had to actually do shit with the take downs. Not just hold on for dear life.
nigga what the fuck was that super mario death ahh noise?
>>157519931what did perez do other than hold against the fence and some ground control with ZERO damage done? meanwhile he got pieced up the entire fight, especially to the legs. damage is more important than meaningless control time with zero damage. for once the judges actually understood the rules.
Good. Holding a guy against not being able to get a takedown should score as a stalemate and the guy defending landing little shots should be winning.
>>157519931post post on /heem/ again, cazz
I wish I was Uriah with a tonne of Asian frriends. I like Asians.
>>157519992This was the perfect ending to Smiffyboi's career.FUCK anyone who wants him to return.
>>157519979Yeah, it was read more like, on the feet perez was getting damaged. Forcing him to hold and survive.
>>157519992POV: you are Anthony Smith's wife and children
>>157519967i'm more interested in this than the card
>>157520009
Kai asakura by submission is a lock
>>157519992
aoriqileng finna heem the remaining crop of picks
kai asukra literally got destroyed by a 40 year old tim elliot. asian "males" cannot fight
>>157520041Just took him a while to get used to the UFC. This guy is a potential Top Contender.
clipping my toenails
>>157520041Tim Elliot is crafty and also the champion of 125 is an Asian Chad
>>157520041That's why I'm producing hapa super soldiers.
damn
>the mongolian murdererBOYED
>>157520093He won the belt in a weird way. But more importantly he's SEAsian, which actually produces crazy strong warriors. East-asians are notoriously soft.
is it racist that I think this chink fighter looks exactly the same as the last one. also china is going to cry when their boy gets heemed by a nip
kaitsu wins this
>>157520102Lady boy ring girl, based
using the aspinall meta
Nanking bros...
no excuse for kai, take a point. had to be intentional with such a small target
>>157520102SEXO
chisea real one mogging cruz on comms
10-9 Kai methinks
asakura bros...
this doo got a ti'ul sho' in his ufc debut
Rape of nanking 2.0
is anyone else's stream on paramount freezing?
>>157520146cheeky
GOYIM FIGHT LEAGUE
BRUTALITY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM NANKING
>>157520121as per
HEEEEEEEEEEMNIPPON BANZAI
RIZINchads won.
Jesus christ! He's dead!
japanese mma twtter has been making racist anti-china memes all day kek
Nice.Kai is just better on the feet, and neither fighter erally had a ground game to go to.
>>157520041tim elliot is a very good grappler and has awkward striking
If I was a Jap that heemed a chink in China I'm running around the cage waving an Imperial rising sun flag screaming Tenno Henna Banzai
those knees to the body to make sure he stays down were foullove seeing that kind of nastiness
kek dead silence from the crowd
nachos are in the ovenif anyone wants any just come over :)
the coaches were jumping in happiness until Kai threw the mouth guard at them kek who saw that
china died
doo got violated
zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
>>157520209par for the courseit's payback for forcing them to perform the Rape of Nanking
besides Perez, this has been a fire card desu
raining by whitefishlake
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>157520222it was greatopened the face right up for more punches
Can the ufc get a backup announcer that isnt complete utter SHIT already?
qt 3:14 translator
qt translator
Why's this crowd being so rude?What did Kai ever do to them?
they do NOT like this doo
>>157520256remember when you were normal
holy shit its as quiet as a crypt lmao, they are fuming
>>157520278>>157520240 flashbacks
>>157520176this whole time I thought I was lagging cuz my illegal piss streamturns out that's just Dana's source lagging
I love how racist the Chinese are lmao
getting boo'd by chinesebvlls, this what he gets for trying to speak english
>>157520278China pipo don't like japs
They didnt rehire the cutie translator from last year :(
>>157520289none of you are "normal"
they literally played tokyo drift when a japanese nigga won. unintentional liberal racism moment.
fellow chinese man we have to admit japanese are superior to us
Haha Jon CHOOSING to sit between two men and doing ANOTHER zesty dance!
>>157520311Horrendous decision.
>unintentional>liberal wut
>jon jones shown on screen>chinks lose their mind and start hyperventilation and screaming?why are they like this?
>>157520341They know greatness when they see it
>>157520307Both are yellow with slant eyes and eat rice with chopsticksLiterally indistinguishable to me
fellow polish man we have to admit russians are superior to us
>>157520341you mean winning? because they know winners
looks like a bang my head against the wall break call me when the main event starts
Gooning to pawg milfs in the custom alex pereira shorts
>>157520348yeah but one of them crossed the ocean and heemed like 20 million of the other with their samurai swords so they will eternally seethe now
>>157520289remember when you weren’t a faggot, no you dont
UFC: ugly fucking cunts
>>157520364
How many degrees of Olivi back up is Charly?
Are the fights good?
>>157520419Does the foreign cards
fuck i just woke up looks like i missed a heemfest
UFC is very lgbt friendly. We have so many dykes.
post your wmma face
a lotta you niggas are prison gay
>>157520443Yeah
xioanan is one of those bitches like zhang who fights like a whole ass nigga. certified dawlg.
>>157520470sober up and turn your monitor on
>>157520470
>>157520416going to a decision with smiff was still worse than getting gifted this decision
>>157520458
This Asian bitch is 37? She should’ve started a family years ago. What is she doing here?
Denise Gomes is an ugly fuck
I put mustard on my strikes
i miss dc commentary
Triads have put the squeeze on this lady to get knocked out. Herb reffing too
They shouldn't ask the women for their weight and age. It's not very gentleman like
>>157520526That means nothing coming from you
>>157520553wrong
>>157520570That monkey looks stoned haha
crazy how in wmma you can just throw 8 punch combos and have basically zero fear of actually being harmed by your opponents return fire
sheem wobbly
Has only one chink won so far?
Wmma is pretty behind men’s mma in terms of output and skill right now but in 10 years, you’ll be amazed how much the gap closes
what is Joe Rogan doing right now?
IDAHO IDAHO IDAHO
I unironically kind of like chiesa on the mic even though I think he's a bum fighter, because he doesn't talk too much and when he does talk he doesn't say dumb shit or overreact.
I didn't know Yan transitioned. He looks beautiful
>>157520597probably cooking 12 eggs and some parasite infested venison
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM CHINKY
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SHEEEEEEM MURDERED
HOLY FUCK SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Wait people are actually watching this?
HEEEMHOLY SHIT WOMENS MMA IS GETTING CRAZIER
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157520597Waving his flaccid cock in his face. Just to know that he could suck it. Probably.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEADY
holy frikkin sheem
The chinese century is over
RARE SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157520612>he doesn't hunttragic
>spams the overhand Based female Cody
UFC has a weird "home advantage" curse
wish i could do that to women legally
Thinking of rolling my degen winnings into Ya Dong. Does he have a chance?
china flushed
that elbow was brutal
UK (Umar) vs. Germany (Yadong)
Every now and then you get a hue lesbian who’s actually a beast. We were due a new one
Jon Jones with the zestiest reaction of all time
Being a lesbian in WMMA is the best base
>chinese card>chinese loseseverytime kek
Z E S T Y
>Her wife
>>157520656fuck you picks bro i was sleeping when you made picks, i would have failed anyways but fuck you
we had like 2 sheeeems tonight/today
remember when canada went 0-7
>>157520656lowest picks count in history?
kek I thought Gomes was there to be a layup for Yan
>>157520676No
>>157520678Yeah but I didn't start taking them until the prelims started
>5 out of 8 chinese fighters lost
>>157520698i tellin ya dawg these chinks cant fucking bang
>>157520696appreciate u
I'm thinkin this Umar fella ain't that good.
>>157520710
>>157520698last time it was like 9 losses with 1 win for the chinamen and chinawomen
>>157520686>OH LAWDY
>>157520656
Why do these spics always want to say something else at the end of their interview. No one gives a fuck lol
>multiple interpretersJust learn english dumb fucks
Not really all the pumped to see a Dagestani play it safe for 5 rounds to be honest.
>>157520735Yeah or just dont say anything. Sometimes silence is the most powerful thing you can say
I CURSE UMARI CURSE HIS PERFORMANCEI CURSE THIS FIGHTHE WILL DIE
>>157520686>When you see a hung LA guy
>>157520740yeah, song might give him issues though
>>157520656didn't ask + you're british
Song by brutal tko
>>157520759the Spanish armada has arrived my lord
poomar about to stink the place up something bad
Coach Khabib might have been a bit too mean backstage, watch this space
China will grow larger
you cant spell loser without umaryou cant spell gay without umaryou cant spell ugly without umar
>>157520656It's like poetry. They rhyme.
>>157520753Song is slow. He hits hard but he's slow and his grappling is reactive. It's going to be a boring ass fight with Nuirmagomedov winning 50-45 on two cards and 49-46 on one.
Notable that the spammy freaks are nowhere to be seen, have they abandoned Umar?
>>157520725
>>157520779I don't know man he gave THE sean omalley a lot of trouble.
>>157520759calmate moro
>>157520781Yeah actually I just noticed it wow
>>157520785A striker.
>>157520781i think they finally heemed his vpn or he self heemed. I'm really hoping for the latter
>>157520720
>>157520783what are his eyes saying in this picture?
Been rough day for China. Up to Song Yadong to save them now.
Kino walkout
hello japan
BING CHILLING
I have faith in my dong to beat Umar.
Team Alpha male have cracked the abdulnamap code
Umar means clitoris in Mongolian lmao
Umar has JRPG villian walkout music
>>157519709Its a bit more than that. Hes a rich guy gay from china and moved to california. So he pretty much jizzed in a cup and gave it to white women to get pregnant. He did this several times with different white women. The chicks weird too obviously because of this set up she was raised in lol.
>Dagestani russian musicChills..
Umar is limping.
>>157520832yeah i thought he was walking funnyinjury?? maybe khabib gave a good "workout" before the fight
I will have a better moonwalk the next time I fight Alhamduhilah and happy birthday Michael Jackson (pbuh)
fuck yea woke up on time for only fight that matters on this card
>>157520795this heems tom
>>157520846It was a kino card save for the Alex Perez stinkfest
combo sambo
is he the most brazilian coded dagestanti?
>spammy finally woke up
>>157520792an ELITE
how was the wmma i went to the store
>>157520861thats abubakar(lazy)
>>157520832that's just how he walks
>-600 favourte
>>157520846you missed a lot of good fights
>>157520846>waking up for a poomar snoozefest
ya dong is about to explode all over umar's face
*hides posts*
>>157520866life altering kinda heem
This is gonna be so good I can just feel. We're about to witness a masterclass performance
>>157520846>she missed Liu Ce vs Levi Rodrigues Jr
>look at prelimins>all the chinese from UFC P.I lostniggas gonna get fired. They need better coaches over there.
why doesn't chinese crowd reacts? are they literally just zombies?
The fact that Umar beat Bautista makes me think he can handle Yadong, since I think those two are about the same level.
How does one get into heem?
please fuck me spammy i beg you
>>157520841Excellent post.
>>157520894or, hear me out, the chinese just suck
A crafty vet with uriah behind him? Home crowd advantage? Umar is fucked.
>>157520864I hope the China man wins but I don't see it.
>>157520897riveting analysis b
oh shiet I'm finna song my dong
>>157520897They definitely aren't having much success. At least Liu Ce can sort of carry the hype for a little while.
>>157520884talmbout shi ming tier? proofs? guess she gets the dern rematch
Which one is white mans choice?
Ding yadong song yameng
>>157520897Yadong is powerful but skill wise he’s worse
I dont like umar because he is muslim
Think about it, Umar isn't allowed to heem Yadong because of his religion. Yadong wins this.
welp, round 1 is over
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH HES SNIFFING
why are retards still going for guillotines on the brazzas? they literally never work
that's the fight folks, thanks for tuning in
>jump le gilly gimmick in round 1
man this chink crowd is so high on themselves that they actually think dong was getting that gilly on umar
What a performance by Umar
>it's another episode of Le Ground Control
>Train with alpha midgets for 10 billions years>Still can't wrestle
Absolutely shamefuru dispray, wasting energy on a guillotine from the bottom midway a takedownyou disgrace to great iron wall of china people
Umar needs to lang something from the top or he coud still lose the round mengmengmeng
Umdaddy is grinding his cock into Ya Dong. Beautiful work champ
>Ding Meng>Song Yadongwhats wrong with ya china
What a win by Umar, title shot for sure
The brazzas have gradually phased out ground and pound due to striking the face being haram. Alhamdulillah!
LMAOFUCKING MOGGED
Umar looks like this guy Khabib, not sure if you've ever heard of him
chigger came to gaygia to train and grappleCHANG WILL WIN
0 damage from Umar on top and still couldn't hold the position
When will brazza domination end?
That's a scrap right here
Kwab he literally just pushed him
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE GOT UP
>>157520974gaycheese will give islam the ilia treatment
>>157520971huh, never really notice that until you mentioned it now but I kinda see it
1 Song
>>157520973We scored it 10-6 for Umdaddy.
>>157520903the whole point of the P.I they built in china was to build talent. They must have shitty coaches because the Mexican P.I has been doing pretty good in building talent
Just like that, Umar does it again
10-9 either way, I'll go with Umar.
>>157520991or, hear me out, the China PI has shitty fighters and the one in Mexico has better fighters
Yadong is like the most athletic slow guy ever, he's a hyper athlete who moves like he's stuck in mud. Very strange.
Oh poomar is fucked
HEEEEEEEM
khabib must get so frustrated that none of his guys are as autistic with wrestling as he is
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEPY
HEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
CHINA NUMBA 1HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMUZZRAT DEADHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEM
TOTAL CCP VICTORY
CHOOOOOOOOYNA NAMBA WANHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
FUCK RUSSIA CHINA WINS AGAIN
KILL THE WONKS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM AHAHAH`HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOTAL BRAZZA DEATH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM INBREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THE FILTHY MUZZIES ARE NOT MARCHING ON
>breathe in AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
brazzas....
Umar spazzing out kek
Best possible outcome
>>157520974YOU WERE SAYING? AHAHAHAHAHAHAA GET FUCKED MUZZRAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Kek what
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY
Hahahahahahha heeeeem
>>157520928how are you feeling in this exact moment
LMAO
FUCK YOU KHABIB
I FUCKING TOLD YOUI PUT A CURSE ON ISLAMI PUT A CURSE ON SPAMMYYOU WILL DIE
>china winsRigged
I'm happy for the chinese crowd not gonna lie
Thank Jesus. Fuck Dagestan.
Too bad Yan already dominated Yadong
holy shit, upset of the year lol the brazzas in shambles!!YADONG TITLE SHOT RIGHT FUCKEN NOW!!!
I WAS HEREHOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
RAPED MUZZIE RAT
Kwabib is gonna make this doo eat Sicilian Book page by page lol
>was gonna make lo mein noodles for the rewatchWE ARE ALL CHINA NOW
>>157521052same as you my taiwanese nigga
>heemed going for a crotchsniffbased dong
1 WinnerGermany
>That cutUmar won the story
Someone is getting barbecued and fed to the entire village tonight
dude khabib ran over to umar like he was dead lmao
>>157521063Yan never touched my dong stop spreading these rumorsThis chink fighters pretty good though
umar has no fucking clue whats happening kwab
brazza team always so weird. ran in the cage before any official or doctor. that's why them niggas always getting banned from cornering. he thought song was boutta fight him
kek at khabib cleaning his wound
Thats what happens when you spam to many takedowns. They can time a counter punch or kick. Nice sneaky punch
MURDER HIM
I blame IslamHe's better at cornering than Khabib but didn't come because he was too busy dirtbiking Khabib's probs gonna smash his bike now
Chinese spies shot him
>getting heem'd by that shotChinlet alert kek
Barely grazed him
Glass jaw rat
>>157521084kek it was a headbutt
ISLAM IS NEXT
I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA GET HEEMED
damn that was actually some insane accuracy from song, adjusting it as umar ducked his head
Lol the punch didnt even land on umars head, literally landed on the back of his shoulder and somehow that sleeps him?
honestly best outcome
Damn how weak is his chin? barely toucched him and ded
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
total brazza death
>>157521104Yadong hits fucken hard. Legit best chinese guy in ufc
give me the khabib misery corner cam
THOSE SHOTS WERE SUPER NECESSARY
Wow what a win by Umar wait what? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157521082Unlucky mate ;)
It's not fair, Poomar had mensuration and a broken toe
Khabib taking revenge by giving him an already sullied bloody paper towelAlso that probably hit him right on the nerves necks, not even the chinOdds umar will have some kind of impairement in the future
Ankalev Chimaev now Umar all xposed. Evloev is next. Usman isn't that good. Brazzas era is coming to an end. Islam is the last one standing.
>>157521118the shot that you dont see coming
>>157521054Cheeky
Yadong vs Bautista as a title eliminator next
>>157521080i'm black
>>157521141
I propose a toast A toast to the chinese century!
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can't wan dongthe yangdong
based little china dude shouting some banzai shitBANZAIIII
>>157520715CHILLS
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxj2iHAtzE
>>157521166ching chong ping pong to you too sir
>>157521099yadong got those toes curling
>>157521153ive been telling ya man, the brazzas are going to enter their gracie-end phase. we've figured them out
brazzas can't fightthey snuggle or they lose
>>157521072>pajeet happy because a chinaman wonkek the chinese are still rap1ng your shithole country lil brown boy
>NIGGERS!!!
Honestly, this is the best result for the UFC and the fans. A guy who already lost to Sugar Sean and Yan. They can make the O'Malley vs Yan rematch for the title right away, the boring guy no likes is out of the title picture.
>>157521118It landed on the back of his head. Like Mcgregor vs Poirier 1
>>157521144beastrab would be kek'ing to the stratosphere rn
Dana already setting up the mega stadium in beijing for title fight. The gates gonna be over 20 million lol. Fuck the peter yan and merab fight. it's Yadongs time!!!
>>157520961>>157520990>CODE RED RETREAT TO THE DADDYCORD NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL
TIUL' SHO'
>Title shot Nigga you lost to Sean O'Malley settle down
yadong already been whooped by the rest of the top5 kek
was this brazza the one who had beef with Merab?
>>157521118That place is packed with nerves that connect straight to your brain, people dont go for it because your risk a DQ by hitting their windpipe
>>157521166
As soon as he hit that sprawl I knew umar was cooked
>>157521205He won that fight and got robbed
>>157521168Ok but seriously, how does this affect Fatbib's legacy and will this potentially make him force Islam to retire early?
Eagles MMA bros...
the only thing that would have been better is if he cut his fucking head off after the ko
>>157521195Dong will need one or maybe two big wins to deserve the title shot.
>>157521150hitting the nerve on your neck doesn't sleep you like that, something seemed off about this fight
Khabib is the only brazza with a good chin
>>157521153I have a weird feeling Evloev will win. It’s always the one people don’t expect, Umar was astroturfed
BING HEEMINGBING HEEMING
That KO redeemed this dog shit card desu.
>>157521223Mmm with Islam it's not the same, he was legit inexperienced and super young here. Like early 20sUmar's 30, he should be at his prime
>>157521006Yadong has weird timing and movement. Whoever taught him martial arts is legit. Its high level shit to have weird timing and flow
why is softdong acting like he didn't get fucked up by troonmalley 2 weeks ago?
>>157521153>usman isn't that goodkek you cazzie, he's the best one out of them all after Islam.
WHEN WILL YOU NIGGERS LEARN
>>157521253No he isn’t
>>157521231It reminds me of when guram got heemed in the neck but he didn't go unconscious
my chinese brothers...the ancient chinese martial arts are real...as you can see...umar fell to the ancient pressure point targeting the chakra of the mind...
CAN'T BE ROCKED
>>157521211so basically he got lucky, he threw an uppercut tryin to hit his head and instead managed to hit a nerve at the right spot which turned his brain off, lucky chinaman.
>>157521247we've figured you little rats out
>>157521252he was one knee less away from winning that shit bappa.
CANT BE TOUCHEDCANT BE STOPPEDCANT BE MOVEDCANT BE ROCKED
>>157521231It literally does, he was probably hit on the vagus nerve which controls pretty much all involuntary functionUmar might have went vegetable for a split second and has permanent brain damage now with the extra shots too
>>157521270Does my flag look Russian?
>>157521270>we What part of china are you from?
>>157520792>>157520909what did I tell you brole.
Araboids on suicide watch
>>157521267Nah that's tai chi
Chinaman reigns supreme!
>>157521195UFC would never prioritize omalley over a rare talent like yadong. UFC wants a male asian champ so they can finally level up mma in china. Omalleys getting skipped for sure.
>>157521252acting like it wasn't controversial 29-28
>>157521286shanghai
>>157521280I don't think he will have any permanent damage, being punched once from that angle will not cause him to develop neurological disorders or anything. I honestly think yadong got lucky here with that punch landing where it did.
>>157521206nigga literally everyone in top 5 has beat each other before. Fuck it, still doesn't discredit dong win
>>157520747I KNEEL
>>157521211Both nerves and arteries, you can almost see in Usman that it's not a proper traditional KO but his upper body kinda goes into a shock, these things were likely already compressed due to the positioning of his neck and shoulders in the shoot
>>157521295Idk, I personally never thought Umar was gonna be anything special and even with Khabib his resume isn't that great and his fights aren't funI only like Islam. Wonder how this'll affect him and his training though
>>157521323>https://streamable.com/bhjjlz
>>157521247maybe he shouldn't have spent the first half of his career fighting 1-3 bums in rigged 2 round fights then he wouldn't be inexperienced :^)
When did Song get that eye cut?
>>1575212432 good chinese wins, 2 good japanese wins. Good nite for asians overall. The cans got crushed as usual so Danas gonna have to crack the whip at the chinese P.I and fire some people. They need to get better coaches
>>157521302125 champ Van.
Usman and yadong started fighting in the crowd
>>157521345Umar was always the meme. Everyone knows that its Usman whose the real prodigy after khabib and islam
>>157521348guru is an absolute golem but hes right
>>157521352Yeah the win humbled him and made him better. I don't think his early fights were as blatantly bad as Khabib's though And "rigged"? cmon now
This kinda sucks, I wanted Yan to be the one to brutally heem Umar.
>>157521440ofc you do lil jeet anon, ofcourse you do!
>>157521150The honourable patriotic Moroccan>>157521231The dishonourable excuse making shitskin
>>157521321The damage is more from going vegetable and all function stopping for that split of a second rather than the (still high likelihood of) direct nerve damage
PIGGY DOWN
>>157521458>pakistani brings up jeets out of nowhere
