>Friday 28th AugustCrystal Palace 1-4 Manchester City kick off 20:00>Saturday 29th AugustLiverpool 2-2 Nottingham Forest Bournemouth versus Everton kick off 15:00Coventry City versus Hull City kick off 15:00Tottenham Hotspur versus Newcastle United kick off 17:30>Sunday 30th AugustChelsea versus Brighton & Hove Albion kick off 14:00Leeds United versus Brentford kick off 14:00Sunderland versus Fulham kick off 14:00Manchester United versus Ipswich Town kick off 16:30>Monday 31st AugustAston Villa versus Arsenal kick off 20:00>/trans/Dibu to Chelsea Cho to HullBarcola to Liverpool (120m)Marmoush to Spurs (loan)Jackson to Villa
Gyatt
Alex Scott staying at Mememouth, right? Unless Chelsea put up £100m.Also OP using AI to copy that anon's shitty MS Paint edit is soulless.
BRAVE Liverpool enter BURNING BUILDING to SAVE a POINT
Schizo niggas crying over the word "heroic"
For future discussion See:>>157522917
>>157522903
>>157522927howlingvvgp (very very good post)
nasty nasty scousers
AIEEEE only WE can have the HERO
>again They're always rescuing one solitary point
>>157522945The right grows up into the left anyway (if he stays out of prison).
rescue [verb]/ˈrɛskjuː/To rescue means1. to save someone or something from danger, harm, or a difficult situation.2. to get a home point against Nottingham Forest
Nuno needs to be gone like yesterday man
>>157522945Why are white people like this?
>>157522985>micks>white
>zero discussion about the "penalty"Silence speaks for itself
This obsession with another mid table club isn’t healthy. The reason you’re being mocked is because of the cost of your squad and how recently you were able to contend at the top level.
>white player scores an equaliser >this makes 4chan brownoids seethe
>>157522789The ones I like are when it's>All matches end 1-1 in this scenario with the named team getting a last gasp draw btw>Liverpool rescued against [some shitter]>United reap the rewards against [some shitter]>Chelsea heroics see them share points with [some shitter]>Arsenal unlucky not to win against [some shitter]>Vulnerable Villa fortunate to salvage a late draw against [some shitter]
>Nottingham Forest are in advanced talks over a deal worth up to £25m to sign Crystal Palace defender Daniel Munoz.
Staying in Ireland for a bit and am shocked, there are multiple areas judging by the inhabitants it was like I was in Nairobi or Karachi, i will not be returning. Also LMAO @ Lelverpoop
and they say that a HERO could save US (midtable club)
>>157523020Arsenal fans love being dogged
>>157523020To be fair, at that point, Arsenal were away and were the heavy underdogs versus Pep City. Not that Marseca City is bad, they'll win the league, but still.
Scouse meltdown is in full flight
What do Liverpool need more>Defensive Midfielder>LB>RBApparently they're not going to buy a midfielder but Wharton would do a huge fix for the team.
>>157522934the rate of Alzheimer's in blacks is very high, not looking good for the fans of red clubs
>>157523019>i will not be returningthank fuck for that
>>157523064black Alzheimer's means you remember the name of your kid hehe
>>157522903Fernandes is canonically gay
>>157523058LB immediately. Pingpong is fine at RB and Nyoni can do a job at DM (though really they should sell MacAllister and buy one)
>>157523080kid(s)
Liversimp is right. Drawing at Anfield against Notts Forest is to be applauded. Arise, Sir Iraola!
Manure SNUBbers Tonali and Mateus START for SPURS
uh ohhh aw melty
>>157523096Whomst've would you sign? Remember Iraola made Kirkykerkz the player Liverpool bought, so why would they risk it? Truffert? Hall? There's a few other European guys worth looking at maybe.
Itty bitty Wiverpool needs rescuing from the might of the overwhelming and oppressive Newcastle and Forest. Happy they made it out with out any mortalities.
>>157523159>mortalities
>>157523139Not sure we need the Yid Army's newsletter to be spammed here
>>157523143Anyone. For whatever reason Kerkez is completely out of his depth. So unless they want Tsimikas starting for the next 4 months they need to get someone in
Spurs finna heem Poocastle fr on god no cap.
Ndiaye is defo leaving evertroon for citeh
>>157523159>esl amerimutt
mental how everton have been all over mememouth but are losing. barry gone missing.
>Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho has raised concerns about the impact of September's three-week international break, highlighting the amount of time his players will be away from their club.So many injuries are finna happen it's hilarious. It's Euros qualifying or what this break? I know UEFA hates the UK so made us have to qualify for 2028 (but FIFA won't force the 6 hosts of 2030 to auto qualify) but I dunno if that starts now...
2 wins in 2 for the mighty Tigers.
>>157523196>In the last 9 meetings Newcastle have averaged 2.1 goals per game to Tottenham's 1>Tottenham have won 1 (one) of those previous 9
>hull city with maximum points from 2 games>liverpool with 2 points from 2 games
>>157523326Man I said Coventry would win. Were dominating too.
34pts more to go for safety for Hullchads!
>>157523361>>157523364Relegation already out of the question (for Hull)
>>157523326>>157523361>>157523364Coventry look good though, at least better than Hull, early days but the promoted teams look more than decent.
>>157523387Not really. But the 'they'll get fewer points than Derby' is unlikely.
Frank starting to look like he's put on a few pounds
Meme game.
>>157523326who did the Tigers beat last week
Everton could realistically get European football.
>>157523463>goal at both ends
Everyone trying to downplay Hull's achievements (6 points from 6) while lauding Liverpool's embarrassment (2 points from a possible 6) as the mark of champions. Volumes.
>>157523476Hull batted Man Utd.
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
I'm breaking ranks to say - I don't rate Spurs!
>coventry put up a better fight against hull than manure did
I dont get the hype around Hull when they’ve only played small teams so far.
A lot for Rotund Francis to think about
lads pulled it out tarko the legend
>leaves with legacy intactHe completely and utterly won
>>157522945sausage
Well done City
>>157523584Bruno should've left after last season, imagine if he played for a big club
>>157523584Not quite sure that's true, he had to issue an official statement this week after his new club.got BATTERED
>>157523170>>157523243mortalitiesnounplural of mortalityas in deathsthe death especially of large numbers of people or animalsgreat loss of life, as in war or disaster
>>157523603Double digits premier league titles doesn't make you a big club? Damn
>>157523618like how me dad died serving cunt in the munich crash fella
>>157523618Why did you reply to me? :(
>>157523624Premier League started in 2016 mate me laddy
>>157523633I'll ask him for you m8>>157523618why did you reply to him? >>157523633
>>157523676cheers buddy
Bournemouth have choked away 5 points.
>>157523618bro why did you reply to himChelsea finished midtable last season
Liverpool only 2 points in 2 gamesNot good enough, and thats against Forest and NewcastleHeavily imbalanced squad that will affect them for years to come
>tranime
Don't worry. A pacy ngubu winger is exactly what will fix Liverpool.
But enough about Chelsea, Arsenal and United
>>157523738what are you doing in the US, Mr. Hughes
>west ham have failed to win again
>Savio injured alreadyhmmmmm
>>157523019Where will you be going back to?
>>157523769Howling at that guy saying they'd break the points record. I'm sure they'll at least make the play-offs but bad times for Hammerbros.
>>157523769>BBC reporting that the fans were chanting "You're getting sacked in the morning" towards Nunoabsolute lel
Does Iraola make it to Christmas?
>>157523633he was so rattled that he said mortalities instead of fatalities he mass replied while stealing my dictionary gimmick
>>157523806There's still another points record they can break...
>>157523855They already have more than 0
>>157523713>Heavily imbalanced squad that will affect them for days to comefixed that for you m8
>>157523944>thinking Barcola will solve literally every single problem Liverpool havelmfao
>>157523927Wednesday actually put 18 points on the board though.
>>157523786What about Savinho? Is he injured too?
>>157523974Would be shocked if they fail to get 15 from the remaining games
>>157523972>thinking they're going to stop at Barcolaoh you
Liverpool needed a dodgy pen and a worldie to avoid having 0 points through 2 matches (they have a 500m GBP starting attack).
>>157524053Another half a billy in the bin is it, Padraig?
>>157524062Oh it's a worldie now is it? Half an hour ago it was a lucky deflection
>n-no we RESCUED-This violent cunt didn't seem to think so????
>>157524053Who else are they signing inside 3 days then?
>>157524124Don’t concede two goals against forest. It really is as shrimple as that.
>>157524124What's funny about this is how he hard he must've kicked it for the Forest staff to turn around. Proper raging.
>>157523402>Coventry look good though
>>157524198It'll be really funny when they announce he's done a metatarsal.
>>157524224+ retrospective red for violent conduct Isak has to go in goal
>>157524252At least that way he’ll get more touches.
UTTOnly 6 points needed from 36 games to beat Derby too
>>157523792ur mums house
>>157524320Calm down, look downwards and learn from Liverpool. They thought they'd have 6 points by now.
Alex Scott is so good. Chelsea should have just been more serious about him earlier in the summer
heard man u got mauled
>>157523259Yeah looks like a new set of nations league matches leading up to 2027 nations league championship and later on 2028 euros qualification.
>>157524124Rattled gyppo faggot
>>157524124Is he autistic? That was such an autistic kick.
>>157524772The little pre skip
>>157524772>>157524779Faux outrage. Didn't want to kick it too hard in case he injured himself.
>>157524124>brazilianWhy does every single one of them have such a temper problem
Zero coverage of Allison being a violent cunt in the media (they all agreed to not cover it, it could get him a ban. Every other club it would be covered) But the rarely-spotted Scouse thief - shirt snatcher being a clear play on milk snatcher - is the lead headline so you talk about him and NOT Liverpool's performance
>>157524808His mother was in the other room.
You know Liversimp's reading all this and just boiling with rage.
They always use that photo of Sutton but I probably would've used another one today if I was in charge of Radio 5's socials
AW giga seethe happening RIGHT NOW
>>157524910>shameless Liverpool fanwell that narrows it down
Dave died and the schizo posting got even worse
>>157524910why are white people like this?
So in terms of points dropped so far this season the worst teams would be: Coventry, palace, forest and Liverpool?
>>157524910that's one scouser who will be out of a job tomorrow
>>157525043power vacuum innit
>>157525013>AW giga seethe happening RIGHT NOWYeah bet he's having a right meltdown
The so-called big six
Coventry and United duking it out in a relegation battle
If elanga keeps this up he's gonna get bought by Liverpool for £140 million next summer
>>157525153Does one need good social standing to sling gear on street corners and pinch mobiles from kids on the high street?
>>157525298ask abdi (arsenal fan on oxford street)
>>157524053Remember when you said that Liverpool would get Barcola for like £90m and the £120m+ was bullshit? Lol. Lmao.
The best part about Spurs is how predictable it all is. £600m down the drain.
GB wins again. Mantroony in the mud.
Nice goal
Spurs are the gift that keep on giving :')
Remember your place Jewbros.
How ass is Eddie Howe? Because Newcastle should be at 6 points after today
Wissa finally showing his worth.
Spurs pulling a Chelsea by spending money on proven shitters and not winning anything
Have Spurs tried defending better? They might finish higher than 17th if they try to do that.
>>157525408Red Cartel rigging to give Liverpoop a point.
Jaissle is a better coach than Arteta with what he's doing with this shambolic Newcastle team. Clock it.
how much did they spend again??
Good team Poocastle
>break wage structure to give VdV £230k per week>forget his only actual attribute is running fast and he only does that because he's out of position a large % of the time because he scores 'worldies' (one or two) by launching from midfield
VdV would've scored that pen in the UCL final.
>>157525431It's just who they are mate
>>157525509Ignoring the total weird obsession with Arsenal here, he's only ever taken one in his life, during the Super Cup shootout with PSG and he missed.
>>157525453Probably. Hard to rate him coming in when all he did was beat up on the Austrian league as rb salzburg and then go to Saudi Arabia.
We actually need Spurs to go down this season they're simply embarrassing the league
I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is worshipping blacks with Michael Carrick.
Well at least they won the transfer window trophy again.
>>157525582didn't he win back to back asian champion's league elite?
Totnum, Cov and Man Yoo for the drop
Read an article today that Spurs are in pretty big debt (duh) and need to sell players to balance the books. Not entirely sure waiting until GW2 was the best idea.
>>157525658Just need to put more events on at the stadium
>>157525633Looks like he did. But Saudi teams should be winning it. They've won 5 of the last 7 afc champions leagues with only Japanese teams stopping it.
The thing with Spurs is we all know they're very very deeply shit but their fans are so forcefully deluded that you even start to doubt yourself 'okay maybe they really are different this season?' - but no they are not
Carra with maximum cope to defend a Sky club
Elanga A proper EPL winger
>>157525696yeah, but he won it with i think the 4th or 5th best saudi team.
>>157525778future Arsenal player (they love dark skin wingers)
I mean it was at home. Spurs had 3 (THREE) home wins all season in 25/26. I think that's all comps as well.
interested to see Hull and Spuds odds of being relegated now
>Spend a gorillian pounds>Still resorting to SolankeSpurs need to book in a few more Taylor Swift gigs before the January window
>talk about spurs>whataboutarsenal>talk about newcastle>whataboutarsenalfuck off to their containment thread you boring cunt.
Hull are a good team so there's nothing wrong with Manchester United losing against them.
>>157525807De Spersi's record for Spurs at the end was so bad that I'm surprised they even stuck with him
Spurs are the gift that keeps on giving. Such an entertaining club.
they're calling it the most expensive team assembled to get relegated
Shall be fun watching Expressions tonight. Blud. Fám. You know dem way der. TO-NOW. I'VE HAD ENOUGH BLUD. BIG MAN TING. Just need United to lose tomorrow to see Brent and Goldstein seethe.
>>157525807>can't win any of their matches at home>to add injury to insult, the pitch also murders all of your playersThey gotta tear that shit down and build another one. Place is cursed.
>>157525845what about the arsenal?
Expressions OOZING just like cum OOZING out of Arsenal fans' arseholes
>>157525939I know it's a soap opera but I do find it funny all the same
>>157525939HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN DAVE???? not a meme, seriously, I think he left finally
>>157525939TalkSport is shit, with the exception of coked up Cundy on the rampage
>>157525939the scrambling to get the mask on is genuinely funny
lol spurs are shit
Spurs SHOULD be better than Coventry and Ipswich at least. Then be in a dogfight vs hull and Sunderland.
TalktobenniesscroungersandlowiqtradiesSport
THIS is the Spurs club that battered Man U in the EL final? Phwoar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's a de Zerbi team?
>>157526055Spurs even if we just judge them on this window should be top 3. If we judge them on their overall squad spending they should be second after Liverpool It is UNBELIEVABLE how truly shit Spurs are it actually is remarkable and it needs to be drummed into people every single day that it's purely their dick head fans to blame for this because everything else has changed EVEN THE STADIUM
To dare (spend £300m) is to do (finish 17th again).
fuck me nico is good, why did city let him go?
Even Kojima-san is saying it now
Don’t even want to bully spurs. This is savage for them.
this is supposedly a yanited legend
>>157526147Pep didn't rate him for some mysterious reason that has never been clarified, despite him actually doing really well for the first half of last season when Rodri was out and City went on a run. During the handover Pep gave Maresca his opinion on all the squad and Maresca just inherited that same dislike and distrust of him, and because Maresca wants Enzo Fernandez and they brought in Bouaddi and Anderson, and bc the club wanted to bring in money they just decided to get rid rather than keep him around. Only clues we got about him was that post-match one time Pep said he didn't like that Nico didn't move the ball forward quickly enough. I still think this is Cole Palmer tier business that will come back to bite Man City.
My..spurs…are…
>>157526205feel like I've seen this before but also can't believe what I'm seeing
>>157526244You saved the receipts on all your transfers, right?Right?
>>157526148La Creatividad!?
you're dealing with a level of delusion which is otherwise unseen in world football had the best striker in the entire world and won fuck all with him
>>157526205Patroon Evra is nasty
we fleeced tottenham with savinho KEEEEEK
>Spurs have now only won three of their past 23 home league games
>>157526319you got cucked by arsenal KEEEEK
>on a massive salary>play like shit>play so shit they have to sack you and pay the rest of your contractrespect the hustle
Relly battle
>>157526343he just wants to retire and make eurobeat
>>157526310Did he just get back from Dachau?
>ynr the ESL having a melty over the word "rescues" a few hours ago
>>157526130is their squad that good? they finished 17th twice in a row and it felt like they upgraded to finish like 10th or something.
>>157526319I think Newcastle fleeced them harder with Tonali.
just going to say itkalvin phillips was better than savinho
>>157526400It's the level of spending They are spending insane amounts on crap. I don't think a single player they brought in this window is genuinely exciting
>>157526341you're getting relegated next season keeek
>Spurs even if we just judge them on this window should be top 3. If we judge them on their overall squad spending they should be second after Liverpool >It is UNBELIEVABLE how truly shit Spurs are it actually is remarkable and it needs to be drummed into people every single day that it's purely their dick head fans to blame for this because everything else has changed EVEN THE STADIUM
>>157526460you're getting no more trophies without pep KEEEEEK
I'm worried Spurs will panic and overpay for players that wont improve them.
Is there a bigger obvious sign of a plastic than pocket watching?
>>157526439kek
>>157526423they're trying so hard to stay in the PL. They're desperate
100 MILLION (100,000,000)
>>157526483>t. sevententh last seasonrelegation is afoot
Will be posting a STOP THE COUNT screenshot after Palace get out of the bottom 3 tomorrow
>>157526563they paid £85m for picrel KEEEKCity BVLLS stay winning
>>157526462I was told Man U and Arsenal don't spend money so they're the good guys?
>>157526451yeah, felt like a lot of overspending. though i do rate van hecke even if vuskovic has slotted in for him just fine.
>>157526570>t. no Pep, no Rodrino silverware is afoot KEEEEK
>liverpoolmidtable>united>tottenhamrelegation battle"BIG" six
They all got the briefing Don't talk about the result (which is disappointing)
It says the result in the title klarnaboyThis is the reading comprehension of a Hindu that believes every blue checkmark on xitter
>>157526622keep that energy when city BVLLS turn up to the Lane and buckbreak you at home
uh ohhhh arsepoof melty
>>157526676keep that energy when shitty don't win anything >french >obsessed with blacks
liversissies...it looks like gakpo might be jumping ship
>>157526637I can't wait to hear the musings of Chelsea-wantaway Stevie 'Hollywood' G >ehhhhhh..... y'know ehhh..... he's a good lad ehhhhh.... BET Allison's autistic outburst is NOT mentioned!
>Baguette Mantroony simping for Liverpool's sloppy secondsGrim that Citeh have fallen so far already
>>157526713I heard he doesn't want to join City which makes sense given how he's just watched the fans turn on Trent for leaving the club. Going to City would be a death sentence for him.
>seething tottenham nonceno (you)s for u anymore
>>157526777hopefully he stays in liverpoo. In a year they'll probably just ship him to saudi like we did reijnders
>France>Blacknuff said
Toe Nail should have stayed at newcastle
Gakpoo SNUBbing City? Nae way pet
>>157526856if you press the check box on the top left of your post and then the delete button on the bottom right of your screen, you can delete your post.
>>157526904Liverpool selling directly to City. What a day this is for Liversimp Now 18 hours of him spamming why this is a good thing
>>157522903This AI slop is pretty stupid but I was like it made me giggle how dumb it was what the hell, I was drunk trying something.
>>157526904holy shit they're actually buying liverpiss rejects KEKthey should've spent all the transfer money on keeping guardiola
We (spurs) still won the transfer window
the london based media were VERY high on spurs this season
>>157526904Welcome to CitehThe club of winners
>>157526904struggling to comprehend what is in this for liverpool
PSG shitters go to Liverpool Liverpool shitters go to CityCity shitters go to Newcastle
>>157526931Even better that they lose today if gakpoo isn't there. ABLs feasting this season.
>have Haaland up top >decide to sign le cut inside and shoot manwhat is enzo cooking
>>157526904They'll ask for 75-80m minimum. Don't think they'll go for it
>>157526972He's gonna be a rotation option on the left and Haaland back up, probably won't play much outside of cup games
Now we're going to get articles on how Gakpoo is the best LW in the league
Here's why 2-2 against Forest was great and selling Gakpo will win the league [Liverpool Echo]
>>157527039great you set aw off
Zerbi out blud
scr
Why do white girls like lightskins so much?Will Savio be pulling pussy in London now?
>De Zerbi says that Richarlison, Danso and Sarr all want to leave Spurs.KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>157527110Richie wanting to leave is hilarious>I'm too good for this shit club!
>>157526904Diaz 2.0
ROBERTO DE SPURSY
Man Shitty putting in a bid for Richarlison?
>Spurs' public announcer pre-match vs Newcastle: 'We’ve spent and we’ve spent. We’re back. We’re going places. We’re huge.'omd
The obsession that the Swedish AW has with Spuds is mind boggling
>>157527162>We’re going placeswell he's not wrong kek
its di history of di spudz
We can and will talk about Spurs after they spend £500m in one window and cannot beat a depleted Newcastle You're not Chelsea, we will talk about your shit club
>£100,000,000.00 plus tip for Sandro Tonali
Tonali snubbed Transchester so he's good in my book
>>157527110>Richarlison he said too many times that he wanted to leave. Danso came to me two days ago and said he wanted to leave. Sarr the same but he also suffered a small injury but he is almost ready to train. I love these players and these are great guys. I have very good relationships but if they want to leave they have to bring the economic solution to the club and they can go and we'll find other players.
>yswsgp
>Iraola>De ZerbiWhich fraud get sacked first?
Alonso
How much would Mudryk go for today if Chelsea bought him? 160m? 170m?
It is the history of the tottenham
Any of you lads at the Isle of Wight Scooter Rally? It looks kinohttps://kick.com/goryphotos
>>157527310dont think iraolas getting sacked soon unless the results are truly diabolical because literally whom do you get inspurs can have anyone managing them and no one cares but liverpool need an actual manager if theyre thinking of sacking two within a year
>>157527422arse.....the gay gooners will love this edit
>blame daniel levy>he's gone>blame thomas frank>he's gone>blame igor tudor>he's gone>blame the lack of spending>spend half a billionwho will spurs fans blame now?
>>157527393The fans haven't blamed yet for not getting a pay bump at work like they did with Slot so he's got a year at least
I do not recognise Chelsea's current points tally of 3
>>157527462What is to blame then?
>>157527476slots problem with the fans was simply not addressing problems
The title race between Man City and Hull City is heating up
>tottenham spiraling down to relegationkek as they should
>>157527489What part of my country is this abomination from?
>Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·6m Manchester City are set to bid for £85m package to sign Cody Gakpo after the agreement with player’s camp.#MCFC stepping up efforts to get the deal done as exclusively revealed tonight. City wait for Liverpool to approve sale when they find replacement.LOL liverpool are so fucked
>>157527591>£85mMy god that is fucking grim. What a rinse.
>Roberto De Zerbi: "Winners celebrate, losers explain and I am explaining."
Transchester City will lose the title race to Hull City
>>157527581Piccadilly Gardens
>this season started better than expected
>>157527591like genuinely who is this move supposed to be good for85m for gakpo is insanityliverpool considering selling gakpo is insanity
>Manchester City have opened talks with Liverpool about signing attacker Cody Gakpo.Citybros, we're BACK. Guess Enzo not on?
>Tzolis is cheaper than Gakpo mad
>>157527663based
>>157527696Enzo deal is already done. Just waiting for all the dominos to fall. Monaco had to buy some new guy to send the replacement to Chelsea first. Can't even remember his name.
£85m to City is literally nothing as they are backed by a state which prints its own money however it of course makes Liverpool fans excited due to the net spend trophy
Troon Six cartel laundering money
>>157527683I admit football is what I know least of the other sports but I dont understand some of the price tags.>nico gonzalez 50million
>>157527683Barcola is a straight upgrade. City get an above average bench player. Everybody wins.
>>157527764but for pif rules dont you want as much as you can get for every player?
>Ferran Torres is cheaper than Gakpo mad
Enzo Fernandez
Newcastle PL wins at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in 2026: 2Spurs PL wins at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in 2026: 1
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its not even like cody gakpo is like a bit of a dickheadhe's a limited footballer but ive never seen anyone suggest hes lazy or difficult to work withjust selling a starter to man city because what
>No Richarlison, Sarr or Danso in the squad today?Richarlison, I don’t know. He said too many times he wants to leave. Danso came to me two days ago and he said wants to leave and Pape Sarr, the same but he suffer a small injury but he is almost ready to train.Savio was another tough player who didn’t play. After (Friday) press conference, the medical staff came to me to inform Savio didn’t feel good. Small muscular problem. Maybe Monday or Tuesday he can start with us, but the medical staff didn’t want to take any risk with him and especially because he didn’t work or do training in the last 15 days with Man City.>Is there any way back for the players who asked to leave?I love these players, they are great guys, I have very good relationships, but if they want to leave, they have to bring the solution, the economic solution, to the club, and they can go, and we find other players.
>>157527422When you've gotArchieKinskyand TonaliOmar MarsmoushThen van Hecke
>>157527872Doesn't Gakpo and Barcola play in the same position?
>noooo why cant we play charlton every week
>Rodri was cheaper than Gakpomad
>>157527928and if barcola doesnt click immediately or gets injured or has to have a rest sometimes? we have munoz and rio starting every match with no cover
>>157527984it's okay I was told all last season that gakpo needs to go and rio is gonna save us la
liverpool are so shit lol
>>157527928i think he can do a job on the right, which is what i assumed they were planning on for at least one season with gakpo on the left, but selling gakpo now i guess clears the way for barcola on the leftso now they have:>barcolaLW>munozLW, played a little RW in the past>ngumohaLW, 12 years old>chiesanobody rates him surprised he hasnt been sold already>koumaschampionship level player on either wingnot sure what the strategy is there
>>157527984Munoz seems like a solid player and Nhumoha will need game time to develop as well so it doesn't seem that bad.Plus, it's 85 honking million for Gakpo. Liverpool would be silly to not take that. There's no guarantee anyone will bid higher except Saudi. Might as well take the money, lessen the blow of Barcola being a potential flop, and deal with it later I imagine. >>157528019>i think he can do a job on the rightBarcola you mean? Or Gakpo?
>>157527872don't worry laprobably won't come back to bite us la
>>157528002rio is a good footballer but hes 18 years old and is one personlike at some point you need bodies
another snub for man u
>>157528044>rio is a good footballer lol, lmao even
luke bruh
>>157528032>Barcola you mean?yeah barcola. i know hes a left winger primarily but he has played on the right before. i assumed they would keep gakpo, have barcola on the right (or i guess even flip those two if you want). but now i don't know what they're doing.
It's amazing how you retards still haven't comprehended the fact that Liverpool MUST sell one of their forrens before they can buy another forren.
What you're seeing is the beginnings of a player being made to Walk Alone through no fault of his own but purely because the club needed to sell him
Can someone tell me why Vinicius Jr rejected Arsenal?
>>157528105perhaps this should have been considered by gigabrain hughes at some point before selling a starter to man city
>>157528114He merely used them for better contract terms
>>157528105oh yeah i forgot about homegrown. why not ship off chiesa or someone then
Yep just wait over a minute to reply to yourself £500m lmao
lol
>>157528103>spend £123m to play a psg bench warmer out of position
>>157528172Sheffield Wednesday are shit lol
>>157528176not my fault they want to sign 500 left wingers despite having known since last february or whatever that salah was leaving
>>157528172But Hull aren't top. City are because of goal difference.
>>157528114why the fuck would a player leave madrid for sharteta fc
>>157528105I did forget about the homegrown quota>>157528103>keep gakpo, have barcola on the right (or i guess even flip those two if you want)I guess the same thing but with Munoz instead >>157528144>why not ship off chiesa or someone thenI imagine Gakpo is on higher wages and would fetch a monumentally higher price than Chiesa or someone not that important.
>>157528201Didn't Odegaard?
City BVLLS are making moves and cuckolds are in the corner chair seethe watching
The fags that scapegoated him deserve it, same thing will happen to frimpong soon (he'll probably go to arsenal because they love blacks aha)
Crackpo to Citeh for 85m, shocking, needs investigating. city cheats are at it cheating again oil club cheaters 115 bastards
if Savinho is £85m and Barcola is £120m then surely Gakpo is a cool £100m?
If City wanted Isak or Wirtz they could've poached them an' all but for some reason they didn't seem interested?
>>157528225Grimpong has been woeful
>making moves>signing a player that scored 10 goals over 2 seasons>signing a player that was headed to SPURS LMFAOwowza french BLVCK IQ on display
>>157528144Who the fuck is gonna buy Chiesa? It's quite possible that the Barcola deal doesn't conclude because of this.
>>157528105If the player is under 21, it's fine.
>>157528240they did want Wirtz, he told them to suck one
>>157528225frimpong is genuinely shite tbf i'd rather have like four non right backs at right back that him
>>157528249And how old is Barcola?
>>157528247im sure some italian club would pay 5m for him. feel like he's had that link back to italy for 5-10m since he came to liverpool
>>157528255Absolute bollocks blatant Scouse delusional syndrome
>>157528256he's so small, like's like a pygmy
>Manchester City and Pep Guardiola are reported to have held a secret meeting with Florian Wirtz and his parents on Tuesday, according to German media.
rough night for the tottenham nonce
>>157528105they already got rid of Calvin Ramsay though
>>157528267I'm a City fan m8 and I wanted him and I followed the story from back in Jan 2024 when the links started. City threw the kitchen sink to try and get him and nothing worked. Here is a pic I used to post to try and jealously boast about how we were getting the best young player in the world.And then we bought Cherki instead
>>157528287chat is this real
TUFF
>>157528289On loan. Don't ever reply to me again, you crippled faggot.
reckon spurs just need time to gel t bh tbf
reckon spurs just need to sell Tel t bh tbf
reckon spurs t bh tbf
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Arsenal have reached an agreement to sign 17-year-old Georgian attacking midfielder Andria BartishviliAnother YOOT.
reckon spurs just need to resurrect El Tel t bh tbg
>>157528313can you explain this new crippled gimmick, because I don't get it?
The frog trying to fit in btw
This guy is depressed I can see it he regrets moving to Spurs
>>157528373They have a Tel currently and he's otherworldly (as in, kicking balls to other planets)
>>157528385If he went into a lesbian bar, he'd be swamped.
>>157528375the guy you're replying to is a tranny wrestling fan (the fake wrestling)
>>157528375It's a sign that the person you are talking to is profoundly mentally ill. It comes from the /pw/ board. There were a few posters on there who were obsessed with an Irish wrestling fan from Twitter who needed a wheelchair, to the point that they would view literally anybody responding to them as "hogwheels the cripple". He thinks you are him because he's insane.
>>157528397PHONE HOME
Maybe with the gakpo money they can go buy a real midfielder and bench mccalister and gravenberch
>>157528373>>157528397Did anyone get a webm of Tel's freekick btw? Was the funniest thing I've ever seen
GAK
>>157528414How the fuck did he even get so much height on it?
>>157528414LMAO
why is sky saying tottenham needs time to rebuild when they just lost to a team with a bunch of fm regens and a red bull manager
>>157528414>Gabriel vs PSG
>>157528414s
Spurs always chase the big name expensive players who underperform instead of going for the anonymous humble dependable xG output merchants. It's a club with an ego.
Arr Dekkerz Pollo finna be WHIPPING IT IN on Monday night
>>157528407>>157528413Thanks. I figured he'd just mixed me up with someone from one of those gay namefag threads on another board
PL Clubs that have reached a CL final in the past decade:>Arsenal>Man City>Liverpool>Chelsea>Spurs
Lot of bad gimmicks last day or so. The Gabby getting fatter meme was good and yet, here we go, back to strange gimmicks. Bad gimmicks. NOT a fan.
>>157528289>gone back to ScotlandWhat a fucking waste of time he's been
>he's on a first name basis with punditsgrim
SNAPBANGCRRRRRRACKThat was the sound of Bukrappo Saka's fragile hammies exploding for the final time.
>>157528503OH RAH AND I'M FRESH OUT OF SALTS LIVVY DARLING
>>157528370where does richarlison think he's going?
>>157528414what the fuck...
>>157528514missed this gimmickELIZABETH
>>157528486come up with a gimmick for me i'm lazy
>>157528522Dave went missing so you can take his gimmick aka spamming Liversissy and gay tiktoks all day
>>157528522Your gimmick is you're lazy.
>>157528532i asked for a gimmick, not a mental illness
>>157528370who wants any of them?
>>157528532
>make a post about X club>then make a post about Y club>then make a post about Z club>then make a post about Q clubAnd then you've dangled all your hooks.
Crazy Uncle Zerbi's Totteringham Fire SaleUp To 70% OffALL PLAYERS MUST GO We'll throw a Danso in for free, just please take them, anyone
Elite English football clubs that have won silverware in the past 2 seasons:>Aston Villa>Arsenal>Manchester City>Crystal Palace>Chelsea>Tottenham Hotspur>Liverpool>Newcastle United (or United for short)
>>157528580>Dave is typing...
>>157528580Where's United here?
>>157528588kek think he got deported back to uttar pradesh
cody gakpo is better than ismaila sarr
Remember that time spurs sold bale and spent all the money on 9 shit players
>>157528592>Newcastle United (or United for short)
>Gakpo>EnzoHave City given up on signing good players?
think gareth bale in with a good shout of being the single most overrated player of all time
>>157528627that'd be hazard actually
>>157528627bale and hazard london cartel
hello my name is jugdish
>>157528494well at least they can still recall him if all the RBs get injured again
Who is the best Dutch player of the PL? Which Dutch youngsters are you optimistic about? (Maatsen, Hato, Steur, Roefs..)
>>157528390looks like frankenstein's monster but victor could only find a downs syndrome corpse to steal a head from
>>157528660greetings i hope you enjoy your time here :)
>>157528665>Who is the best Dutch player of the Pstill vvd of course
>>157528677thaknig you ba saar
>>157528665Bruno Fernandes of Hesselink
>>157528665Frenkie de Jong (Man United)
>>157528660welcome saaar
are we allowed to talk about chelsea yet
>>157528704heloo my african friend ba saar
Was Yves Bissouma elite?
>>157528727no
Thomas Party gang
>>157528540keep your baseball dugout chirps to yourself >>157528413'wheels is no longer with us have some respect
what's anal numbing cream for
>>157528813could have used some the other day felt like I was wiping with a handful of glass nasty business
>>157528742With Brighton? Yes
Liversissies are panicking
>>157528727he's famously a coach killer
>>157528813for when the gay gooners get bummed by the rainbow devils
>>157528865Is that chatgpt having a stroke?
GET ME DIPPY THOMAS'S AGENT ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW, WE'VE ONLY GOT 6 HOURS TO MAKE A DEAL
>>157528414That is kinda impressive desu
Scousers were going to clap for Dolly Parton till they heard she sang Working 9 to 5
>>157528917whenever someone crops out the handle it because its a blue tick clickbait accounr
>>157528986ABLs listening to 9 to 5 and thinking its a celebration of capitalism
scousers have jobs?
>>157529029If you loosen the definition of job to include stealing from and pissing on corpses.
>>157528414Why are you posting women’s football webms…oh.
Doing this to a 20 year old while they're beating you 2-0 in your own back yard.This is the arrogance of the sky 6.
>>157528469You’ve forgotten Nacer CHADli?
>>157529105Lad absolutely mogged that seething Spaniard>DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, ESE? I WON THE WORLDO CUP PENDEJO
>>157529183
>>157529183>Fernandes pulling the strings.To another relegation on his resume
>>157524910That kid should really thank that faggot because it basically means he’ll get to meat isak and get a shirt from him in person now
>>157529244>he’ll get to meat isak
>>157529244we dont need to use homophobic language like that in here, thank you. #kickitout
Liverpool should put in a cheeky bid for free agent Jadon Sancho
>>157527489I look like this
>>157528414
If there’s one English gaffer who genuinely had the potential to win the league, it’s Graham Potter. Going to that imploding Chelsea team ruined him forever. Without that move, I could honestly picture him eventually managing England and winning the WC
remember when everyone hyped up potter and howe and wanted them to manage the national team kek
>>157529431This kills me every timeLmaoLMAO
>>157529512
>>157528407Is tranny wrestling a sport
Pewl-tubers aren't exactly loving this deal
>>157529526ask fulham fans
How are the Spurs still in relegation form? They spent like half a billion on new signings.
Spurs need to put Marmoush on set pieces. One of the few things he's actually insanely good at. Having Tel on them is just woeful
Is bouaddi really worth 85m
>>157529269Done myself
>>157529603That's underpriced
>>157529603That guy singlehandedly mogged Brazil's midfield at 18
>>157529603If Cody gackcock is then boobfaggy may well be
>>157529655Sounds good when you say Brazil's midfield, not so much when you remember its 34 year old gashemiro and bencho guimaraes
>>157529736>bencho guimaraes
>>157529736Casemiro is very good regardless of his age, carried his heap of ruins of a club last season, and lets not pretend Bruno G is bad either
>>157529792Neither of them will start a premier league game again
>>157529568they're a shyte club wif a shyte fanbase
>>157529840Yes but look at all this football income
>>157529897kek I thought Jay z was big enough that he wouldn't be forced to go out there and shake his bones like Snoop Dogg, apparently not
(To the tune of shanaia twains “man, I feel like a woman)The best thing about be-ing a gunner,Is we’ve got Gyokeres to score some little goalsWo-oh-oah he’s totally crazyBags all the ladiesRed shirt, hates spursOh-oh-oh, really go wildAnd play Artetas styleWo-oh-ohGet in the actionFeel the gunners reactionTouches his hair,Does what he daresWo-oh-ohHe’s gonna be free yeah, to play the way he feelsMan, I’m glad with got Gyokeres(DU DUUU DU DU DU DUU DU)
>>157530112>Shania Twainour Canadian rose
>>157530112oh dear
>>157530177Remember that pic of her at a concert in some kind of mesh bodysuit and she crouches down, opening her legs, and you can see her pussy? Absolutely bizarre choice of clothing.
>>157530112
>>157530289>>157530289>>157530289
>>157530227>you can see her pussy? Absolutely bizarre choice of clothing.Sounds like the perfect choice to me.
