This weekend's Premier league Saturday Night Football sees two "crisis" clubs meet in North London with Tottenham Hotspur hosting Newcastle United. After being thumped 3-0 by Brentford this time last weekend, Robert De Zerbi's Spurs managed to beat Charlton Athletic 5-1 in the League Cup. The devastating draw against Liverpool for Mattias Jaissle's Magpies was relieved by a 3-2 victory over West Bromwich Albion.Kick-off is at 5:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.TOT: Kinsky; Porro, van Hecke, van de Ven (c), Robertson; Gray, Tonali, Bentancur, Fernandes; Tel, Marmoush.>Subs: Dubravka, Senesi, Gallagher, Udogie, Bergvall, Solanke, Kudus, Davies, Moore.NEW: Hornicek; Dedic, Thiaw (c), Botman, Hall; Miley, Gonzalez, Willock; Elanga, Barnes; Wissa.>Subs: Jaouen, Schar, Bamba, Steur, Toure, Murphy, Woltemade, Ramsey, Shahar.
>>157523199Anime
>>157523205Basiert
>>157523199Entertaining draw or dogshit draw. Would secretly like spurs to get beat to put some pressure on zerbie
>>157523199missed you OP for the last set of games, looking forward to this tilt on Sky Sports PL
>>157523199Woltemadebros...
Is it already a must win for Spurs if they want to challenge Arsenal for the title?
>savio already injuredwhat a melt
>>157523245you're boring
rolling for a cheeky newcastle win
>>157523205>>157523229Yeah i'm thinking fpbp and spbp
>>157523199man that Tottenham team looks DIRE. Gutted Newcastle to walk all over them.
>Still starting Jewis Hall after conceding the exact same penalty twice in two consecutive matches.
COYS!!!!
what is a hotspur
>>157523229>>157523754>>157523850>animekys srsly
>>157523866cock on a ball
>>157523890>kiss your sister seriouslyI don't have a sister...
Can Spuds PLEASE get rellied this season?
>>157523933Unlucky
my prediction is Spurs 1 Newcastle 3
>>157524028sound prediciton mate.
>>157524038thx mate
Come on, you Yids
I think Spurs will be world class this season lads. I predict they'll finish 4th or 5th
>>157524061>yidsis that a heckin roicism?
spuds already look shit
>>157524065I thought they'd come 2nd but after that first game they're fighting for europa at a push.
dirty toenaili
>BREAKING: Spurs are based
not even 10 minutes and Tottenham already look shite.
>>157524102*bashed
What's the returns policy on Tonali?
>>157524117Newcastle adopted the Bundesliga return policy I fear
>>157524071Lad, no joke, school brought a holocaust survivor to do a talk about antisemitism and at the end he brought up Spurs Yid Army chants being racist
>Spurs' most famous chant is stolen from Southamptonpretty embarrassing 2bh
Why is Woltemade on the bench??
Can we return Fernandes, Tonali, Van Hecke, Senesi and Marmoush?
place your bets lads, Tottenham to get a red card this game, also they'll concede before minute 35.
>>157524143was promised to them 6million years ago and if they hadn't stolen it somebody else would have
Feels good footie season is finally underway againI can crack a few beers, watch with my spee frens and gamble my hard earned money away
>>157524146Rumour is he's going out on loan
>>157524061It’s crazy to me how easily Tottenham fans say they are Jewish while obviously Jewish sports teams like Knicks in New York they are really embrassed to admit it even though every Jew celebrity supports them and you would be called problematic if you refer to the fans as Yids. Is it because Tottenham is filled with those religious Hasidic Jews. New York has those too but not in the area that Knicks is based on
>>157524168spuds 0 saudi 0
>>157524146You know he actually got an upgrade in the new FIFA? He must be good then
>>157524161no returns on Tonali
Oh dear Tonali isn't very good is he
>Isak>"There's only one greedy bastard">Tonali>"There's only one greedy bastard"Right well clearly there's more than one then isn't there
ref is a y!d
>reminder tonali cost 100m
Bit of a slurper, this is...
>>157524233Stop spreading this misinformation
>>157524201No, it’s an American vs European fans thing. North American teams are corporations and have little to do with local culture.
>>157524241At least 50% of games are just one team passing around aimlessly at the back and the other trying to catch them out
>>157524233116million euros135million dollars
Hey! That was a shot on goal!Maybe there's hope.
Why haven't they sacked de zerbi yet?
>>157524233>>157524245wasn't it over a 100 million with add ons ???
based hornyczech
>pedro poopoo
Already thinking about what takeaway to order after this
>>157524295kek I get it
tottenham are pathetic
Imagine winning the World Cup and then having to go back to your day job at Spurs
why does he write horny checks
No Palhinha to save Spurs this season
Just realised how white this Spurs team is so now I have to support them
>spend £300m>be shit
ref literally standing in the way when poocastle are on the attack
Tottenham spent 300m to go from 17th to 15th
BRING BACK FRANK
>muh defenders put their foot on top of the ballWhy is De Zerbi fraud rated so highly?
>>157524278>wasn't it over a 100 million with add ons>add onsif it was related to cup wins then i think they are safe
Don't get Tottenham, if they are going to play 1 up front why aren't they committing to a hard press? Always so passive. Archie Gray too scared to push up aggressively from right back, etc.Marmoush will get scrutinised for doing nothing, but what can he even do? No support.
I was excited for this game and I feel dreadfully let down
>>157524412>>157524427I know Frank wasn't very good but Spurs fans are adamant he was a boring defensive dinosaur and De Zerbi is some kind of Bielsa-style visionary, it's bizarre
If they backed Ange like they've backed De Zerbi, Spurs would be competing for the title. Fact.
I don't see marmoush yet on my screen
>>157524468Championship title aye
How many millions for Marmoush?
>>157524471There he is. He's shit.
that nigga thought it's another corner or what
Well this is a bit embarrassing isn't it
>>157524168Ehem blud
Apparently there is a 85m player called Mateus Fernandes playing. Has anyone seen him?
How the fuck is Carragher bankrupt, like how do you even spend that much money
>>157524538Apparently theres a 100m player called woltemade. Has anyone seen him? Is he injured?
>>157524525Ref is rigging the game for Tottenham, nothing I can do buddy.
0-0 is actually a respectable scoreline for a team recovering from two 17th placed seasons
this horny czech keeps cucking them
You could be out meeting women but instead you're at home watching this
>>157524564refballed them out of relegation last seasongonna refball them into europe this time around
Football watchers on /sp/ think this is worse than frankball
Spursbros this isn't working we should have bought more Newcastle players
>>157524578no anon I couldn't
>>157524578I have a woman
>>157524538just seen him slip on his arse
>>157524581seems like it, one Conference League spot coming right up.
Guys what does Tonali do? It must be really good otherwise he wouldnt have cost £100,000,000
>>157524593You could still be out meeting woman
>>157524590Why not>>157524593She fit?
>>157524583>should haveThe transfer window is still open. Nothing stops them from offering 120 for Elanga.
>>157524613>She fit?We've been married for 10 years so not so much anymore
Bard a thas noo
what's so enjoyable about meeting women exactlyI can count on one hand the number of enjoyable conversations I've had with a woman in my life
>>157524593I have a waifu
Marmoush is so bad its horrible
>>157524623Grim
>>157524633You might be boring
>>157524606runs after his missed passes for 90mins at full speed
>>157524618There's still time before we play Forest next week, we need to sign Gibbs-White asap so we don't get slapped by another small club
The Toon looking a bit toothless away from home. Not clicking.
>>157524644same could be said for them
>>157524633It's enjoyable for people who don't like to take it up the bum
No goals yet...
Spurs niggas paid like £60 to watch this half of football
>>157524661GTA 6 looks insane
Pedro Pooro
>>157524658how would you know?
>>157524663Plus hundreds on flights and merch
Think I'm ready to call time on De Zerbi. It clearly isn't working.
>>157524674I don't like to take it up the bum
How aren't spurs scoring lmao
Bro just another £300 million bro I'm begging you bro
>>157524692sorry to hear thathope your dad stops doing that to you and arranges your marriage already
>>157524649They were shit away from home last year
slurper/10
>>157524702They haven't put a ball into the opponents goal yet
They really need to flush out all their old players
>>157524710Bringing my parents into this is pretty low>arranges your marriage alreadyInshaallah soon.
You have no idea how much I want this guy to succeed
>>157524705Are you talking about Liverpool or Spurs or Chelsea?
Honestly so tired of these method managers.Team's bereft of personality and charactah. Autistic method men are never going to bring out the character of a squad. It's always "trying to maintain their shape, trying to keep the ball, trying to build up the right way".I get that it didn't really work with Postecoglou, but I really think Tottenham need a Redknapp style manager again. Forget all the complicated nonsense and just go out there and play your natural game, show some fight, some dare, some flair.Also putting Archie Gray at right back is a real dickhead move. Totally out of his depth. Was brought to the club as a prodigious 18 year old DM and his position has been dicked around ever since. On the fast track to a jack of all trades, master of none.
i see why spurs want to sign gakpo. their wingers are so shit but their midfield is so good
Dezerbed start to the season
>>157524758Where do the girls that look like this live
Tottenham has been in downward spiral since the Belgian CB duo leave the club.
>>157524778Not in this grotty island
>>157524774>i see why spurs want to sign gakpo. their wingers are so shit but their midfield is so goodtheir winger is pedro porro, a right back.thank the dickhead italian manager for the gimmick selection.
>>157524767Right back is an easy no pressure position, if he can't make it there, he won't be able to make it anywhere
>>157524778Pretty sure that one is somewhere Carribean
hate myself and want to die
>>157524790Never seen a black girl even close to that here. Portugal had some nice ones
>Savio already injured
Newcastle got asset stripped for the best players and they still look solid. People hyping their relegation but there's no chance if they keep this up. They look decent.
>>157524797no right back is where you need an aggressive pressing player. guy doesn't have attacking instincts. always should've been a permanent DM but his development's probably ruined.
>>157524832Dan Burn holding the team together
>>157524778Africa
>>157524844Heil Honkler
>>157524832add another creative player this window and we could do well
COYS <3 do it for our neoliberal values xxxx
I think Jaissle will turn up to be a good replacement for Eddie Howe, players looked motivated atleast
>>157524832People forgot the Jamal Lascelles days of Newcastle
>>157524895Zeidy mate you can't support two of the big six
Shan't be watching SNL UKShan't be watching women's footballShan't be checking Trivago
Do white english girls like 5'9 mexican guys in their mid 20s??
>>157524929What bigsix?
Right are we all just going to pretend he wasn't called Savinho for two years
>>157524832They're struggling against a relegation team
>>157524956dont worry x>>157524929not ziedy x
>>157524951Amigo you have access to American girls and Mexican girls why do you want the worst women in the civilised world
era benuldy
diving cheats
>>157524962Is this some kind of personal rebrand attempt so people forget how useless he was?
Savinho... that's what they used to call me...
Would have been a pen if Romero made that tackle
>>157524902is that a girl dancing at her phone? ok I'm in!
>>157523199tonail is among the worst 100m signings in the league.
why the fuck do spuds play tonali so far forward - even fernandes too
>>157524962He goes by The Artist Formerly Known as Savinho now.
>>157525019Shall be referring to him as TAFKAS on this board from now on
sneed's feed and seed
I remember when savio was kwang
kek
How are Tottenham still bad after getting a new manager and spending 400m on new players
nigga free diving
Didn't Jamie carragher just get done for tax fraud or something
>>157525046was class when he breathed the green smoke
>>157525067Because football doesn't work like that
Don't understand how the stronger the Premier League gets the worse it becomes to watch
today is a small day for english football
i'm going to aew all in at Wembley tomorrow
>>157525067It's the history of the Tottenham. They always created many shots and scored so much, but at the end they miss always something to arrive at the end.
>>157525077I think scousers just call it Tuesday
>I CAN'T SCORE
I'll never forgive whoever it was who did whatever it was to kinsky last year that ran him.out of football
proper slop this
>You have to take the throw in within five seconds except when you don't
>>157525095still tony
>>157525095don't forget to wear your willy inside out
>>157525095Unironically didn't even know this was happening, mad how they've fallen off
>>157525077lookh, leave the taxes before the taxes leave youthe taxes have left him, he needs to call it a day
>>157525095Wish it burned down yesterday
This isn't working. Roberto must be sacked TONIGHT
>>157525095based
>>157525095>aew
e-drones seething
tel is such a bumhe should be scamming people outside the eiffel tower instead of playing football
Both promotions are shit desu
At least bring back Tony Pulis if this is what we're subjected to.
>100m of his royal highness British pound sterling for an italian højbjerg
>>157525145EPL and AEW? Yes agree
NEWCASTLE GOAL
>SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS >SPUDS
lul
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY VEY
KEK
TOTTERINGSHAM
ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER ELANGER
>>157525145exactlyI've stopped watching
MFING ELANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Relief for Newcastle. Would have been a concerning start to the season if they dropped points here.
lmao
FACK OFF YE FAGGOTS
>Ploppenham
great finish
>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS>SPUDSSPUDS
What does tonali even do?
KEKEKEKEKEKEK fuck the spuds
Nico Gonzalez with the pre-assist
Reminder that Maresca played Marc Guehi in central midfield last week
BREAKING: Tottenham submit £90m offer for Anthony Elanga
>A FUCKING CHICKEN
How much did spurs spend
>>157525192>pre-assist
Addicted to losing
>>157525182
Seen enough, Ze Derbi's a terrible manager. No character or personality in this squad.>i-i-i-its eeeearrrrllyyyyy!Same story last year after getting played off the park by Bournemouth at home.Just another dud manager who can't inspire anyone.
Why do the Ys do this to themselves? You're a shit little nothing club. What the fuck will it take for it to be drilled in to your empty heads?
>>157525209He orchestrated the entire play
What's the Guinness record for consecutive 17th place finishes?
>>157525188Gamble.
shalalalalalalalalachicken on a ballon a ballchicken on a ball
s-surely united has a buy back clause for a couple of quid for elanga
Manchester United legend Elanga
what a fucking long pass by nico
>get raided>still beat the y!ds who've spent half a billion
>>157525235mini Rodri innit
>Losing to a club that had most of their yoinked and have been forgoten by their ownersDo spurs really?
>
poor little Spurs
>spuds
>>157525235Surprised no one else was in for him for that fee, and that he agreed to go to the club everyone seems desperate to leave.
>no richarlison to come on to save the dayhow do you say "its over" in jewish?
>>157525207About 2x NFL match incomePlenty more to come
get your bum off that pole hornyczech
>tel aviv
LMAO
?????????????
lmao that free kick
>>157525261Maresca told him to pack his bags, I don't think he had much of a choice, he wanted to stay
how do spurs get out of this rut?is it even possible now? this losers mentality is deep rooted now and going to be hard to shift
Wtf was that lmaooooo
what is the main problem at spurs they keep changing the players and it remains the same
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAMATHYS TEL
mathys lel
>TelIf this nigga had to shoot an apple off his son's head he'd kill him lmao
Nice free kick
oh my days what a dire free kick
that's a good 3 points
INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!!
OOF that free kick
>>157525291That's spicy wew
So how much longer does that jeet have as Tottenham's ceo/director/chairman/whatever? Spent all this money for nothing but embarrassing failure.Everyone used to blame Levy for not spending but things have become catastrophically worse since he was ousted.
LMAO TELAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAPUT THAT IN HIS COMPILATION
>telapologise to me here:>>157525142
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157525315everybody agreed
>robbokek>>157525313
Someone webm that free kick please. And thank you to whoever brought Tel to the premier league its been truly amazing to see.
what we doing after this lads i'm going to watch a norwegian film about a giant octopus, the kraken
>2nd slip of the day for mateus fernandes, who cost 85 million
just a reminder that spurs took Tel on loan, saw how shit he is, and still came back to sign him
>>157525261I was shocked to see him come not that I am complaining. really going to save this window.Also dedic seems fucking great
mein sides
Nominative determinism won't recover from this.
BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK BIG DICK NICK
Unironically reckon I could spend money better than most of the (((sporting directors))) in the Premier League and I pay a tenth of the attention that I used to
Hornicek was such a good pick up
have to saydon't rate these spurs signingsnico g looks better and cost half as much
Premier League teams scouting system is dogshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BIG DICK NICK ASSIST
OH ONONONONONONONON
>>157525343>>157525348Its the way the ball leaves shot before it crosses the goal line plus the backwards fall after the kick and seemingly unrelated to it.That's the genius of this production.
>>157525355it's your classic case of trying to moneyball and focus on youth and data, only to end up with no personality or character.
oh spurs honestly
OH NONONOBOBOBOBOB
LADS IT'S TOTTENHAM
HAWAY THE LADS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITS HAPPENED AGAINITS HAPPENED AGAINTOTTENHAM HOTSPURITS HAPPENED AGAIN
Relegate these shitters.
>Hot spuds
OOFFOFF
Relegated
EASYASY
I am... forgotten.
They might actually go down this year. This is absolutely tragic.
Liquidate the club
WISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>spuds
>>157525395How do you say "el bencho" in english?
PLAPPLAPPLAPGET RELEGATEDPLAPPLAPPLAPGET RELEGATEDPLAPPLAPPLAPGET RELEGATED
The Championship ain't so bad. It's probably the 4th best league in Europe.
>faggot flagdeserved
300 fucking million
Why can't spurs just be normal?
I love this so much. Such a shit club with SHIT fans.
THE WZATHE GZATHE RZA
>>1575253951 touch1 assist
Spurs are such a dead cursed club
How did newcastle build a good team on acident?
A FUCKING CHICKEN !
Buy moar playars
ROMERO SAVE SPUUUUUDDDDDSSSSSSS
Thank you very much for the hundred millionthank you very muchthank you very very very much
>>157525395just got an assist though
We've been over this already. They will barely avoid relegation again.
All around me are familiar facesWorn-out places, worn-out faces
omds
>>157525426this is the spurs norm
UH OH HERE COMES BIG DOM SOLANKE
Oh hey Spurs. I was waiting you last year.
>>157525428Alri Ange you fat greasy smelly cunt
LMAO GTFO TONALIII
>both united targets look dogshite compared to nicowew
>>157525364it really is, some of the most baffling 100m+ signings
>>157525395I like how he looks like a 1980s German footballer
>a tonail
>>157524895you need to use this gimmick I'm sure you'll be more creative with it>katy not receiving the child support payment this month because cronem bought a playstation>lil jaydon and katy eating instant noodles and canned tomato instead
genuinely what has marmoush done this game
When is he gonna rage quit?
ITS UP>>157525462>>157525462>>157525462
Meanwhile Harry Kane.....
>>157525343Has that entered low-Earth orbit?
>that spurs feel
But Paul Scholes told me Tonali was the best midfielder in the league...
>>157525470dived
Marmoush and Savinho will stabilise us
Are Tottenham literally the most JUSTed club in the world? How can you even spend this much money and still be so shit?Why would you allow a jeet to control all football operations?
>>157524965kek. americans are clueless
terry henry innit>>157525483>the bandit of bundesliga
Respect...
>>157525445>Fulham>Palace>CoventryFor me it's this
>>157525499KEK
JUST 300 MILLION MORE
>>157525470Tried to score from 50 yards outBe offsideThe usual
>>157525486i said it earlier but i don't get why they keep pushing him forward into both the 10 position and also out widedude should be deep and controlling a bit
>>157525489lmao
So Kane was carrying spurs
yep the turd will flush
Don't worry the revenue from hosting NFL will buy them more Tonalis.
>>157525507sometimes i feel bad for my occasional football tourism but then i see gooks
>>157525514If you haven't figured it out yet, the manager is a dud.
>>157525520How the fuck did he get multiple 30+ goal seasons with this club
>players who career suicided
>>157525465until you see the squiggle tattoos
ITS HAPPENED AGAINITS HAPPENED AGAAAAAINTOTTENHAM HOTSPURITS HAPPENED AGAIN
As kami-sama's honest Newcastle fan I felt physically sick losing Isak and Guimaraes to Prem teams but Tonali was fine. He was okay, when Newcastle only had him without Bruno he was average. Thanks for the cash bros.
Which takeaway should I order lads
>>157525554gambling debts needed paying
>>157525553Son, Erikson etc were actually good players.
>>157525529THEY ARE SO FUCKING SHIT IT'S UNBELIEVABLE It's literally unbelievable how shit this defending is. The PREMIER LEAGUE! Good final shot though fair play to him
So Eddie Howe was a fraud all along? Wissa and Elanga were proven PL players when he bought them, they were shit all season then they get good again the moment he leaves.
Spurs have no aerial threat up front like what Woltemade has. Thomas Frank would've loved him since all he wants is crosses spammed in.
>>157525563Nice big pizza with jalepeno bite phwoar
>>157525571to be fair... Woltemade is VERY tall
What are the Tottenham fan excuses this time?
Reminder that at this stage last season Spurs had maximum points
>>157525554FUCK he's handsome.
>>157525605still mourning october 7th
this Elanga guy. Surprised Man U are not in for him.
fernandes looking at back to back to back relegation fights
Newcastle have so much energy
>>157525609How many points did they get after GW2 and where would that put them if we assume they get exactly the same number of points
spurs fans think they can get the last ten minutes refunded if they leave now
is it wrong this game makes me more pissed at lewis hall. They should have 2 wins
>>1575256253 relegations in a row with 3 different clubs inshaallah
>>157525584Elanga had 0 (zero) goals in 32 matches last season. He has 2/2 now.
>>157525625*fernandes at back to back to back relegations
De Zerbi has a stupid haircut
>>157525612do they still have the Dele Alli Deli Alley?
>>157525343>>157525348
>SpudsKek
>Time of last shot on target>Spurs: 37th minutekwab
>>15752562735, they would've been relegated
>>157525639He played really well last game you can't blame him
>>157525445I have foreseen the future.
OH WHEN THE Y!DSGO MARCHING OUT
>>157525646he is preparing it to look good in the inevitable sacked for Big Sam moment in January
Newcastle's manager brings a certain zest to the team
>>157525660>that last fucking penalty just dont fucking foul
>>157525584i was just thinking this a bit - its similar to whoever ends up coaching brentford now and brighton in the pastthere is so much meat and substance in these clubs that any half decent manager who shows up at the door gets quickly overhyped as long as they are in charge of themnewcastle obviously have a much more scuffed leadership than those two but the players that were sitting behind the so called stars that have left are clearly quality
You sexy Czech
Which was the more embarrassing title challenge collapse: Newcastle in 95/96 or Spurs in 15/16?
>>157525639liVARpool were given additional added time and he panicked after a MOTM performanceenjoy him while you still have himman utd are after him in a big way
Cundy is LOVING it
>>157525642>Nigel Quaresma
>marmite
>>157525690they never gave Howe enough time
reckon this ends 3-0
>>157525698to dare is to poo
>>157525693Arsenal 02/03
Yikes
>>157525584>english managerobviously a fraud
>>157525693Spurs, Newcastle lost to prime Man U
>>157525715to dare is to doo doo
>>157525667kekI'm investing in this image. It will be relevant next April.
>>157525626BIG NICK ENERGY
>>157525642The modern day Quashie
>>157525455It's still a shame that West Ham were just barely worse than the Spurs were. Though to be fair West Ham is looking crap this year as well, so it's not like they didn't deserve being relegated instead.
>>157525698Mad how American he looksShould be driving his pickup to Target to load up for Labor Day weekend
>>157525725>haven't even scored a goal1.2 billion pound raheem sterling squad
>>157525667klonk
17th AGAIN OLE OLE17th AGAIN OLE OLE17th AGAIN 17th AGAIN 17th AGAIN OLE OLE
>>157525749it's the hair transplant
>>157525693Spurs came third in a two horse race
>+4 False Hope time added
give it to me straight lads, will another half a billion fix the mighty Tottenkek Hotspunks ?
>>157525765Lloris played a huge part in this, fucking shitter
How do you spend 300m and still not get out of the relegation battle?
>>157525783>300mIt's actually half a billion at this point lol
Woltem8 masterclass.
>>157523712turn your monitor on
man utd will pay 80M+ for lewis hall in january when shaw gets injured
>>157525783you have to score goals
can they do it tomorrow?
Big Nick with the hold up play
>>157525783>£75m on Savinhoit's easier than you think
Is Elanga's hairline really that bad
Quite the top 5
>>157525783need more time
>>157525783You can add whatever ingredients you like to a hot pot of shit, it will still taste like shit
>>157525827it's to stop stop his dreads blocking his eyes
>>157525783100m of that on Newcastle's fourth best centre mid
>>157525817No but they're unironically staying up
>>157525819That's Savio now chud, she's transitioned.
get fucked y!dsyou will ALWAYS be shit
>porro seething
>lose>bitch and cry about ithaha classic spurs
lol spurs are mad
SPUDS
going to be in Manchester for the 10th. Just checked the price of tickets to see United and Spurs. Passed out. $600 CAD per ticket? WTF. I guess it will be off to Oldham Athletic.
absolute tottenstein
>Spurs trying to start a fightScum
>blurs
>fire frank the tank>still can't score
>>157525783they basically overspent on everyone100m on a Southampton midfielder? Fuck offEnglish clubs are just lobbying to drive up transfer prices at this point
>>157525874If you were a United member I could get you one transferred for £40
>>157525829Everton with dem Moyes bois
WTF is that woke new crest on Newcastle's shirt
anyone else excited fellow yids?
>>157525865How many players get relegated after winning the world Cup?
Perfect club to exemplify that money isn't everything.
>>157525881doesn't matter, the squad has no character.should've hired a redknapp style manager. a method man italian is never going to set things right.
Imagine being a spurs fan
Newcastle's D is pretty impressive.That Horny Czech in goal is a find.
Howay the 3rd place mags!!
>>157525916its a really old crest actually
>>157525916>wokethat's their old crest from 70s you retard
>>157525957the ownership are trying to smuggle the club crest out with these little moves. they want it gone.
>>157525978If the logo is getting killed I'd prefer them just using the 70s or 80s one tbdesu. Using three of them in rotation works too. Better than changing the current one into a soulless facsimile
>>157525994Kek
>>157525994
>>157525994>Mid ToonBruh
>Toon Nilnice
>>157525994Spurs are 20th btw
>>157525994Where's Triumphant Toon Trashes The Tottenham?
Hull and newcastle be like
>>157525994scr
>>157525994Fucking losers
>Spuds
>>157524545he isn't, he just "forgot" to pay a tax. he'll be declared bankrupt if he doesn't pay it
