Yadong heem tonite
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Previous thread>>157517375
someone edit just Umar going coming through so I can >enters the thread
>reads one book
Jacked Chinese Boy HEEMS Dagestani NERD who reads books
gentlemen
>>157523642Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
tonys mom died : (
The Dagi menace has been solved. I call it Brazzanite.
>>157523642*enters thread*
>>157523752rip
>>157523758>Launches into thread
*grabs ya dong*
>>157523752>take this sad photo of me next to my mom's coffinWhy is Tony like this? Fuckin emo fag
>>157523752f segnora ferguson
China finally getting into mma and has a contender. UFC is about to pump more money into chinese mma. Maybe we will start to see some Kung Fu guys. Keep telling yall niggaz that the techniques are legit. Kevin Holland and Tony Ferguson are only ones I see that use kung fu techniques but I think alot would benefit from it. They have very creative combos and angles
Had to scran some pork ramen to honour the Oriental man heeming the Dagestani rat
>mfw you just woke up and heard the news gonna be a good day fellas
>>157523863Friendly reminder that Japanese stole ramen from china. So technically it is a chinese dish.
>>157523872it is b
>>157523883Most Japanese culture is actually just ancient Chinese culture that the Japanese autistically kept preserved while China evolved anyway
>>157523787this is haram
>>157523642imagine the brazza reaction when prates sleeps pisslam with a spinning elbow
>>157523863How much it cost?
Khabib knew that no book-reading brazza could ever be a real champion
shhh a brazza is sleepy
>>157523925£17
>DUDE Cain was just doing what all good fathers would have done!personally, I wouldn't have let my kid get raped in the first place
>>157523952london?
>>157523839that's AI, retard
>>157523960Glasgow
>>157523960Hogsmeade
>>157523965my condolences, was nicer than Aberdeen though
From tucking in doo's to getting tucked in, the mafioso way
Abdulmanap used to specifically instruct all of his fighters to always shoot head outside singles because a head inside has the risk of getting caught by uppercut and knees. He had multiple seminars where he would preach the virtue of head outside singles.The head outside runs in to the guillotine, but you can defend a guillotine. If you get caught by the uppercut you will just go outThis unironically would never happen if Fazza was alive
Sorry Khabib, but it was time you reunited with your father
>>157523758Sad I missed such kino with my heemsters
Song is actually decent against grappling based opponents so I don’t get why people thought this was going to be an easy Umar sweep. Team Alpha Male gets shit on (unfairly because Dom Cruz got finished first by Faber and got to pick on flyweight Benavidez during his reign) but they scored a pretty good win today. Song is a better takedown defender than Ian Garry and has decent hands to keep himself measured against the takedown.
The Dagestan meme is over. Woke 2.0 will be the new MMA meta.
Is Song a trashy Chinese guy? Like a Chinese Bryce Mitchell? I can't tell with foreigners.
>>157523953oh so you can just predict when random daycare enployees are pedos that want to diddle your son? wow congrats man that's awesome
A red sun has dawned on the world of MMA
>>157524012umar just sets his takedowns up terribly
I just saw the news. Google won't even update the fight.
>>157524047Yan isn't a grappler, he's a striker who mixes in flashy TDs to score points with the crowd and judges
>>157524066Is that why he dominated Merab in the grappling exchanges in his last fight?
rei tsuruya is pretty damn good. I think he can make it to a title fight
>>157524012Because we've seen Song Yadong in this exact sort of fight like 5 different times. Typically he gets pushed out over the course of 3 rounds but stays overall competitive. He was able to push Sandhagen, O'Malley, and Yan, but it was very obvious that he lost, and the reasons he lost always stayed the same. Umar was even largely winning the fight up until he made a really, really bad shot for no reason. He's been lacking confidence in his striking since the metabolism fight and it really came out full force here
>>157524044Imagine letting some middle aged guy you don't know monitor your children
we cannot follow them
>>157524104>lacking confidence in his striking since the metabolism fight ayou'll get there too when you get older
>>157522648>"the devil lingers in wondering minds".factually obligate statement
>>157524047Umar should've studied the tape instead of studying books
he shit his pants
Mandate of Heaven status: restored.
>>157524105imagine thinking it's feasible to personally know every person that works at a daycare
The shame of the Nurmagomedov clan
>>157524178The power of the schaub realm in full effect
what's next for usman nurmagomedov? figgy rematch?
Nurmagomedov camp or at least Usman from PFL will surely be banned from attending UFC events now? This is the second incident during an event. They were banned the first time but Khabib was able to big dick Dana by threatening to not fight again but things are different now.
>>157524264A nice book
Can somone please share a viable stream of the event?
>>157524264future ewing victim
me after yadong heemd
>>157523642updooted
In all seriousness, the Chinese should put the Nurmagomedov clan in a concentration camp after how stupidly Usman behaved.
Pretty cool moment for China as their fighters were struggling all night but then their Hero came along and won in the Main Event.
zzzz
Result got Google seething
>>157524313Yeah im glad for them
>>157524275All about honor, these guys.
>>157524275This is actually fully on Yadong he ran in to Usman while high on adrenaline like a sperg
>>157524333
>>157524219Putting your kids in day care is child abuse. Imagine paying for a group of complete strangers to watch your children. How is that ok?
>>157524264Feed him to Zesty Talbott
>>157524352No, usman jumped into the cage while song was celebrating. Brazzas have done this before, the Ratlip crew is the worse
>>157524338Google confirmed for brazza dickriders.
>>157524352>This is actually fully on Yadong he ran in to Usman while high on adrenaline like a spergReddit Muslim apologist.
>>157524352Wrong, only medical officials and personnel are allowed in the cage until the ref says otherwise
PRIDE FC was better than goy fight (ufc)
>>157524352your corner shouldn't shove or throw elbows at your opponent
>>157524275UFC still banned a bunch of them from backstage access and cornering. Khabib didn't big dick no one. UFC will still sign Usman but they probably wont let him corner anymore.
That is unbelievably stupid
>>157524374maybe when you're an adult with a job and kids of your own you'll understand how it might become necessary
>>157524379Talbussy is on that Dana privilege. Hes going to get easy fights all the way to the title.
>>157524399Pride never gave you the pleasure of seeing a brazza get thoroughly simulated.
>>157524338They got people manually updating this?
>>157524352They ran into each other lol
>>157524141We'd still wearing palm trees leaves and stabbing each other with point rocks if it was extrapolated down to its purest form
>>157524421Between the two of you, you and your wife don't have parents or an aunt to watch them if you need? This is what I'm talking about when I say westerners are sick in the head.>no, we have to let random minimum wage workers take care of our children, Mr. Shekelberg says soAbsolutely demonic.
>>157524438Give that inbred rat an execution by lingchi.
>>157524438Usman straight chimping out and he shouldnt have been in the cage.
Shit like that happens it's not a big deal
>>157524452To be honest, not even ancient Muslims abided by that sentiment. Genghis Khan heemed their libraries and universities and they never recovered, lol.
abdulmanap lostgane won
>>157524456Some people don't have families to take care of them. I personally don't like daycares either but sometimes parents have no other option. Also day care is expensive and no they are not minimum wagies. Large Daycares can pull in serious money its a big business.
>>157524456>Between the two of you, you and your wife don't have parents or an aunt to watch themwhat if those aren't options? what should someone do in that case? quit their job? you fucking retard?
>>157524489It's because they were standing on the shoulders of better men. Once the institutions were destroyed they lacked the capacity to reform them.
>>157524430overeem flattened bozigit ataev in pride
Umar’s sent down to the Apex, probably not even a main event GEG
>>157524499>Some people don't have families to take care of themTrue, but it's kinda weird how Asian families do not have this problem. The West has been thoroughly cucked.
>>157524333Should've done this to usman
>>157524536That would have been a little gay. Only a true frenchman could get away with it
>>157524510Yeah, I read somewhere that most of their good scholars were Persian. Maybe it has something to do with the conflicts between Shia and Sunni sects. Persian are still head and shoulders above their inbred cousins in every aspect.
>>157524500Cain was a rich unemployed Mexican. He has a million family members. Zero excuse for putting his kids in some corporate daycare.
>>157524517Overeem is overpowered against slavophones.
>>157524500That is an unusual situation, but if it's true than whoever makes less money needs to watch the kids.>nooOOOoooo but then we'll lose income!So it's better your children are raised as a business transaction, instead of in a loving environment? This is why 90% of westerners are completely fucked in the head.
talmbout child care b? Know a guy that will do it for free.
>>157524333holy checked
When you think about it critically and apply logic to your ruminations - it's really only khabib, Islam and me who understands what it means to embody the warrior of the ummah and apply yourself completely to the perfection of your mind, body and soul in perfection of martial technique and the ability to remove pain, fear and angst from your mind so you can dispatch your adversaries in the most most efficient way possible. There's really not much else to it.
Now that dust has settled, super mario would do exact same shit in 5 rounder
brining up trump out of nowhere is a sure sign of being a broke ass seething reddit bitch
>>157524607Exactly. Sunnis are the embodiment of all the worse aspects of Islam, hence why the jews love them so much.
>>157523642Glad poomar lost because I hate muslims
>>157524700This poster didn't corrupt his mind with literature. Only bamhole inspections and the finest /heem/ analysis from mexiposter
me n gane just dug up abdulmanap gravewhat should we do with these bone?
umars in a box
>>157524763You should make Aztec death whistles and Gane should make trompe de chasses. Both honouring your ancestors appropriately.
Is literacy the worst base for combat sports?
Abdulmanap wouldn't let this happen..
Word has that Umar has sunken deep into the hungry caterpillar since his lost, it could be 2 or 3 years until he finishes, but when he will no doubt expanding his understanding of the world be a better fighter as a result.
imagine a world without china
>>157524729sorry someone brought up your favorite mossad asset
Islam is the strongest and most dangerous of the Makhachkala gang because he doesn't strictly listen to Khabib's advice which is always, essentially: "Go for takedown" and comes up with his own ideas
the brazzacord is saying the brazza shat his keks
evil Chinaman struck him to the chakra point 3 times.. poomar won't be same again i am afraid.
>>157523752F
>brining up trump out of nowhere is a sure sign of being a broke ass seething reddit bitch
>poomar chinned>poosman loses all his aurayou're next pisslam.... tick tock
>>157524888Kek
HEEEEMMM
Aller wanted Umar to get knocked out
Faber is a good coach
China has a good government putting those Muslims in camps
Thinking about starting a judo and no gi grappling class, but I'm a 35 year old fat alcoholic, I don't really wanna be the UNC of the class. Thoughts?
>>157524981imagine doing a cartel style job on this bitch
Asian men fuck better than white “men”
35 is still a kid
imagine losing to fuckin song yadong of all people
feeding abdulmanap corpse to pigs
You're really telling me that those muslims in China aren't chowing down on some delicious char siu every night? Haha, ok retard.
Why are British posts typically so low quality?
>>157525050Probably because your bias against them being a seething Indian an all, b
>>157525038based
>>157525050There's one brit that argues almost everything which dampers the nation as a whole
>>157525038Based
>>157525007I agrees. I’m a white girl and ChineseMen have always satisfied me better than white boy.
>>157525072
Umar: "song, ni hao, hahaha"Song Yadong: *heems the ever living shit out of him*
>>157525072>>157525118so are you like white guys pretending to be indians and shitting on each other or are you actually indian for reals
Total inbred death
>>157524452whats your point faglord?
>>157525007''Asian'' includes Indian men btw
>>157525146I’m white, all British are spiritual Indian they have a class system like the pakis
So I told that bald degenerate gambler 'put some Asians on that card, they'll perform'
>>157525118>Has to combine jeets and pakis to make a higher number than what they have in Canada despite having half the population Holy shit. I didn't realize it was THAT bad in Canada, you must feel right at home, Jeet.
I want to see more Daganstani crotch sniffers get rekt
>brazza gets heemed or embarassed>general spirals for the next week Many such cases!
>>157524990Do BJJ. It's so expensive most of the class will be over 40 and you'll feel like a kid again.
>>157525161Islam and it's philosophy is detrimental to the founding and development of civilization obviously, retard.
Umar died doing what he loved: sniffing another man's dick!
Hope Usman gets fined by the Chinese athletic commission for jumping the cage
the champ made a weight
yjk Kwabib is making Umar eat that damn book page by page.
>>157524499>Daycares can pull in serious moneywe've all heard the news
his little zutthole was leaking I fear... allah has failed... please just take our uyghur women......
Can't believe that team kabob was escorted directly from the arena to the airport and made to get the first flight back to Russia. China really knows how to deal with these brazzas.
>>157525189
>they're taking over the sport!>they're dominating!>they're ruining MMA!I'd better not see any of you retards spouting this shit ever again.Brazzas simply are not good enough.
just resurrected abdulmanap and shot him in the head with a pork grease bullet
Did you know that throughout 3,000 of existence, Dagestanis haven't produced a single literary work or even a written food recipe during the first 2900 years? First piece of Dagestani literary that's recorded appeared in 1902
>>157525168Okay I see
imagine seeing this shit looking down on you while evil Chinaman is trying to paralyze you
>>157525404I'm currently reading Herodotus and the part where he describes the people of the region he explain how they would wear the most basic of clothing and still fucked each other in the open like animals. Kek.
>>157525404What was the recipe?
Why is Khabib against basic literacy but is in favour of his scamming his fanbase in Bangladesh?
>nooooooo chink-chad don't heem me as well
>>157525479little shitling thought he was next KWAB
>>157525471>against basic literacy but is in favour of his scamming his fanbase
following them is something we cannot do
>>157525469>What was the recipe?There is none, Dagestanis do not have a cuisine per se, They're on same level of Australian aborigenes, but unlike Australians who lived in middle of ocean Dagestan was surrounded by greater civilizations, yet still lived like cavemen, even in medieval periods.
>>157525479he was so fucking scared kek
>>157525479Yep, that's fear
New Jak template
>>157525384It was always a brazza meme.Only few of them that are good Khabib, Islam, Usman, Umar, Rustam, Ikram, Khumshot, Askerov, Zabit, John Pork, Dulatov, The ginger pirate and the other weird one that likes to pants people. Those are pretty much the notable ones. The rest were mid tier and many got flushed from UFC. If you compare it to Brazilians its not even close. Their way more talented brazilians, americans, and now your seing more euros and mexicans too. So UFC is not really run by any specific ethnicity. It has alot of variation
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOMAR BRAZZA WHAT HAPPEN
>>157525461>I'm currently reading HerodotusWe wuz ancient Egyptians and sheit.
ok I laff
>>157525591>Islam, Usman, Umar, Rustam, Ikram, Khumshot, Askerov, Zabit, John Pork, Dulatov, The ginger pirateunironically all bums
feel little bit bad for poomar. he's trying to live up to other brazzas' legacy but he's smol so he's fighting more skilled opponents. khabib has the best legacy despite having the worst resume out of all current ufc brazzas.
>>157525591>KhabibWeight bully, fought only 3 notable opponents>IslamLost against Volk and Ian>UsmanLost against Hughes in POOFL, Not even top 5 UFC material>Zabit, John Pork etc0 achievements
Asakuracelebrating
>>157525714>Chinaman beating shit out of Russians and then fucking their women whilst preparing to conquer Siberia
>>157525714All dudes
This is the beginning of China's mma domination
>>157525714which one is he
>>157525740This guy is japense and beat a Chinese guy holy fucking larp
>>157525613He was Greek, lad.
Where was you was at when asakura reached ssj2?
>>157525809I was implying how Herotodus basically called us niggers from Egypt.
>>157525773Racist much? Clearly the one with the glass of champagne.
>>157525404they really are the goblins of the place huh
>>157525773bottom left
>>157525835Ah, yeah, dark skinned with wooly hair, glad you fixed that, b.
*chimps out*
what does pussy smell like?
taking a massive sloppy umar in the islam rn
Does anyone else find it kind of amusing that Canada is set to be first country in human history to be conquered by Indians?
>>157525925*loses to fiziev*
>>157525969A fistful of shekels
>>157525969a blend between abdulmanap's corpse and umar's underwear
>>157525969kind of like when you forget to wear deodorant
>>157525969A mix of xneed's sweat and the puerto ricans he fellates during the wee Floridian nights
>>157525977You were ruled by a Indian
>>157524079Yeah he won the grappling because he beat the shit out of Merab in the striking
>>157523961>Santa Clara CementaryThat ain't AI.
>>157525969Turn off your monitor and take a whiff
tough day for Usman
>i-it was more of a glancing blow dat brushed against the top of umar head. Heh.. those are the worst man anyone can be heemed by those…It’s almost not even a loss. >Let’s not forget guys. Umar deserved a title shot but he CHOSE to fight song ya dong. And that deserves respect. He didnt eem have to fight no one but he’s such a warrior that he’ll fight anyone.>and guys usman dindu nuffin trust me guys he’s the most humble Brazza everHe’s so mad right now
Usman got a reality check today, UFC is a shark tank. It's nothing like pfl
>>157525709Khabib entered greatest of all time status, never dropped, never bled and remained undefeated his entire career in the most dangeorus division, i understand you have vendetta with Dagestanis, trust me i get it, we have the same thing with Algerians but you have to respect the Khabib's achievements, he is there with Jones, Silva and GSP
>>157525977I find your national dish funny lol
>>157523787Kek
>>157525969Like sweet sweat, female piss, and a mystery smell thats appealing. It makes you do pic related face
>>157526234Kek. Fuck off. 2 good wins isn't goat status.
2 losses? Poomar is essentially Abubakr tier now
*songs ya dong*
>>157526234Holy cope, Khabib fought taxi drivers and 3 strikers to which he was statistically a nightmare matchup for, and one of out those 3 was over-the-hill Mcnugget with 3 year old layover.> he is there with Jones, Silva and GSPKhabib is not even in top 10.
>>157526234Ilia Topuria quit twice against a 40 year old version of the guy Khabib submitted in 6 minutes. You have to understand Ilia was the last hope for these guys.
Khabib’s career is what would happen if Chris Weidman retired after beating Machida and Belfort. Only difference is Chris dethroned the GOAT while Khabib has weak wins on his record. Also he was afraid of 170.
>>157525714>He cant see Kai's flowing powerful chiNot gonna make it in martial arts if you cant even see a fighters chi
>>157526291Styles make fights
Khabib was able to survive in the UFC just with wrestling because every time he got caught like that his caveman skull saved him from getting heemed
has verhoeven ever made a bad movie
Ducked
>>157526291Topuria didnt quit, his brother threw in towel. Team made him quit. Its different than No Mas
>>157526291Ilia slept Islam’s best named wins as a featherweight. He exposed Islam and Khabib as record ladders and did it with a size disadvantage. No short notice camp or no guys on drunk benders.
>>157526324Khabib intentionally missed weights against Tony and retired as soon as his GSP(His true weight and division) talk came into light, he chose the path of a scammer than that of a scammer.
>>157526324yeah how could anyone argue that umar has fewer tools or is less skilled than khabib. he literally was just an unheemable blockhead if he had islams chin he would have been slept by THE mj and THE barboza
>>157526330Showgirls is terrible, it's not even so-bad-it's-good
>>157526353He told the doctor two different times he couldn't see which is supposed to be an automatic stoppage. Marc Goddard overturned the doctor inexplicably after the third round. He also literally said he couldn't fight anymore after the 4th.
>>157526291Ilia effortlessly walked through everyone as a smaller guy and even moved up in a division where he'd be at severe disadvantage. Khabib quit at thought of fighting Tony and GSP without even fighting them.
>>157526358>he chose the path of a scammer than that of a scammer.
Topuria pretending to smile. I know this lil niggas been mad since he lost. Hes gonna look like a beast in his next fight. Dont forget that Justin almost got finished with body shots and Topuria kept going at him for 4 rounds. That was not at an easy fight for Justin at all. Thats why he doesnt want the rematch. Its a tough fight, hes gonna pick an easier fight.Hopefully UFC forces the rematch.
>>157526366Gooby caught him with a knee on an entry, his head bounced and he proceeded to take him down like nothing happened
>>157526389The only guy he walked through was chinny Charles, he walked into Gaethje's punches before quitting twice though.
>>157526387>He told the doctor two different times he couldn't seeWrong, He specifically told Marc Goddard to let him fight at round 3 despite his whole team and doctor telling him not to.Goddard stopped at 4 out of sheer pressure from doctor.
>>157526381is it really that dreadful i was Jonesing to watch it
>>157526411He walked down every single opponent apart from Zalal, Khabib ran away when Dana was negotiating Tony/GSP fights.
Kai Asakura asked for his release from the UFC Hunter Campbell denied him, because he could see the potential deep in his soulNow Kai Asakura has regained his fighting spirit
>>157526417>Wrong, He specifically told Marc Goddard to let him fight at round 3That means nothing, he literally told the doctor he couldn't see, that is literally by the rules supposed to constitute a stoppage which Goddard ignored. He then quit for good after Round 4.
>>157526387Lying ass, Topuria never quit. They forced him to stop fighting. Everyone keeps pretending that Justin dominated and made him quit but we all know the fight was competitive and justin struggled in there too. Also Topuria won two of the rounds in that fight and almost finished Justin. To be fair Justin also won the other two and then ref stopped it after Topuria took to much damage. Their should be a rematch
damn Umar got slumped. feel bad for him, he's a cool guygood for Song but Idk if he's shown real improvement. O'Malley beat him even if it was somewhat competitive and Yan was a clear cut above. maybe he can rematch Sandhagen but that's also kind of boring
>>157526471>That means nothing>Hey Ilia do you want to fight>Yes, Marc let me fight.>he literally told the doctor he couldn't seeNo, Aleksandre told.>that is literally by the rules supposed to constitute a stoppage which Goddard ignoredOut of request by Ilia himself, where you can clearly see is telling Goddard to let him fight>He then quit for good after Round 4.Stopped by Aleksandre and Goddard.
>>157526482Lol he told the doctor he couldn't see then told his brother no more. >Also Topuria won two of the rounds in that fightLMAO
>>157526324It’s because Lightweight was (still is) a shit weight class and none of those guys are good at both grappling and striking. It’s usually strikers in the top ranks with questionable wrestling and ground game. Dustbin got thrown by Cub Swanson and subbed by Zombie. Justin is not good on the ground. Oliveira is a chinlet but was champ there because he could flop on his back and recover from a brutal shot. Prime Kevin Lee would be enough to beat overrated Dustin and Max Holloway, who is somehow considered a great fighter for not challenging a good wrestler in their peak.Welterweight during that time had Usman, Colby and Maia. All 3 of these guys would beat the shit out of Oliviera and Dustin if they were in the same weight class.
>>157526490>he's a cool guyHe's not, He's a nepo Nurma-baby who was fast tracked to a title shot and got fraud checked twice, He's 0-2 against guys in top 3,
>>157526482Justin doesn't think Ilia deserves a rematch because he quit
>>157526492Yes it means nothing. He told the doctor he couldn't, that in itself constitutes a stoppage. The doctor recommended a stoppage and Marc Goddard reversed it which basically never happens.
>>157526324Thats probably why his coaching sucks from time to time. Being able to understand that some people are less physically gifted might help
>>157526501>J-justin dominated I swear, he was fine with the bodyshots just ate them. It was 4-0Dude almost collapsed from bodyshots Topuria hit him with. Justin finished strong but was not dominant in there. He lost some rounds.
Google STILL hasn't updated the main event
>>157526482Saying "I can't see" is universally a sign of quitting. It was 3-1 on every judges card. Justin put him in the hospital and was walking around like he hadn't been in a fight. It's time to accept reality. He didn't protest the fight being called at all even if he didn't quit (he did).
>>157526524You shouldn't get a rematch after never defending your belt over the course of a year and quitting twice.
>>157526524Justin thought he deserved a title shot after losing to Max Holloway. Justin is a retard
>>157526544Lol who fucking cares? Ilia quit twice you're the only one coping dude!!
>>157526527>He told the doctor he couldn't,Timestamp>that in itself constitutes a stoppageSo why did he plead Marc to fight? >Marc Goddard reversed itBecause Ilia asked him to. If Ilia wanted fight to stop, it makes sense not to ask Goddard to allow you to fight, That takes heart, something Khabib doesn't have.
>>157526514>Says light weight is a shit weight classfor fucks sakes how stupid. Its easily the most competitive division. Its a curse to be a lightweight, your chances of getting the belt are near impossible.
>>157526522maybe you don't think so but I like him. also, being 1-2 against the elite isn't being fraud checked. fraud checks are special cases like Alex Pereira being outgrappled by some random K1 Greek kickboxer or the Beverly Hills Ninja going like 0-4, all by KO, in the UFC against low-tier comp
>>157526583>timestampIts after Round 3, he literally tells the doctor he can't see before he's even inspected.
>>157526599>1-20-2*
>>157526599>being 1-2 against the eliteAre you referring to Cory as 'elite'?
>>157526559His manager ali is stupid too. Hes trying to do Justin vs Islam. Why the fuck does Justin deserve a second title fight at welterweight. Fuck that.Danas gonna have to get out the whip and force him to defend his belt. I would rather topuria rematch but I am okay with him fighting charles.
>>157525479Muzzies are afraid of real combat
>>157526621if cory isn’t elite you definitely can’t call song part of the elite
>>157526621actually I guess he's 0-1I don't think Sandhagen is elite. I also think Yadong is unlikely to develop further and was not elite comp. even Bautista I wouldn't rank as elite. but anyway, the greater point remains. Umar's already had a strong run in the UFC. that's not a fraud
>>157526119It's almost like they were mixing the martial arts or something
https://x.com/MeterPeterUFC_/status/2093736917011734938
>>157526592Gamrot isn’t good and was ranked top 5. A chinlet with shit defense like Beneil almost got a title shot. Paddy Pimblett is a top contender along with old Max Holloway who can’t wrestle. BSD beat multiple ranked guys by just going forward.Chinlet Charles was able to get multiple title wins because his opposition couldn’t grapple. If Diego Lopes moved up to lightweight, he’d beat him. Ilia could still slump the rest of the top 155ers except that cutbaby Quillian. Lightweight is an overrated weight class.
>>157526724going by the official rankings isn't the best way to judge a weight class. too much squatting and activity/UFC planning. in terms of depth, LW is really good. Idk about the best. I think FlW - WW all are looking pretty good rn
allhamtothelaw brazza god give me everything, including loss to superior georgian and sleem to chinaman
>>157526683Actually you have a point there, Song isn't elite.Who actually is elite in BW?Merab, Yan, Sean.
>I can't see :(>But don't stop the fight or anything that would be terrible ;)
>>157526790Song beat Sean
>>157526790I don't think Sean is elite either although he's capable of elite performancesif we're going by tiers, I think Yan & Merab are clearly a tier above anyone elsewe need to see how more fights between Sean, Sandhagen, Umar, Bautista would gothen you've got Song who already lost to 2 of them but beat Umar who beat 1 Song lost to and 1 he didn't fightBW seems fairly stratified 2bhsmall elite (as it should be), decent sized upper-level contenders, then a muddle of lower-tier contenders, journeymen, etc.
flags are at half mast in pakistan and pakistan's colonies (england).shame, that.
>>157526646Ali wants the dual payout because he manages both. Justin barely deserved a title shot to begin and nearly lost to Ilia. Lightweight division has been serving dogshit title shots for guys like him, Moicano, and old Dustin. They should get an actual #1 contender for some legitimacy>>157526749Then who would you consider the best at that weight class? Some of the guys I mentioned were actually beating other contenders.
friendly reminder that no matter how much you don't like his cringe, prime Henry Cejudo beats every current and past BW
Prime TJ Dillashaw was the best and would have a good shot at Yan. Prime Cody had solid takedown defense, especially before his back was wrecked. He’d beat Merab. Prime Cruz beats Aljo. Cejudo would do damage in modern 135.
I told you guys this was the wrestling death year. Dana's over the wrestling
literally cannot bring myself to care about division below 155lbs do you realize how small these lil niggas really be?
>>157526929You're low IQ and that's okay.
>>157525461For me? It’s gotta be Thucydides, the one with the most pessimistic pathos of all Greek historians.
>>157526832it's hard to say. like GSP said, the concept of "the best" is a bit illusory. styles make fights and a million factors go into fight night readiness. that's why we should appreciate guys who go on long championship runs, and especially guys who define their generation/era at a weight classanyway, I guess I'd say the top LWs (defined as someone who could win a title today, even if they can't hold it or beat everyone else) currently are>Salkilld>Topuria>Tsarukyan>Turner (capable of KOing literally anyone in r1)>Oliveira>Gaethjebelow that would be guys like Zaynukov, Turner (mostly belongs here despite the r1 KO threat against anyone), Paddy, BSD, Musayev, Ruffy, maybe Sousa, Dawson, Gamrot, Moicanothen you've got guys that are still coming up and have a good amount of potential or have settled in as tough outs, such as: Mederos, Ribovics, Zhu, Nolan, Steele, maybe Camilo, Rebecki, Hernandez, Hooker, Dober, Greenprobably something like that. it gets murkier the further down you go because there's just so much volatility. even among the guys I named as "the best," I'd probably still have Topuria & Tsarukyan as the best. probably Topuria as THE best when he's totally on his game, though we don't know for sure how he'd handle performing against a tenacious elite wrestler like Arman. we obviously saw him gas against Gaethje by becoming too aggro and taking a lot of damagesorry if it's not a very satisfying answer, but that's the nature of MMA. it's insanely chaotic
20 minutes in and showgirls is pretty solid icl very aesthetic
>>157525969Bags of wet sand.a
>>157526910Dillasnake was good but he fucked up taking too much gear. It always leads to health problems and injuries. That shoulder injury is textbook roid injury. He heemed his own career, fool. Also prime Cruz is still 135 goat. His footwork is fucken ridiculous. I have no idea why nobody else masters it. Really was effective.
Poomar looked like shit before he got devastatingly heemed whilst attempting to sniff crotch btwThere really no way to cope this one away
>>157526961Where is Kody Steele?
>>157526961you missed are tommy aspinall off the list
>>157527005>then you've got guys that are still coming up and have a good amount of potential or have settled in as tough outs, such as: Mederos, Ribovics, Zhu, Nolan, Steele, maybe Camilo, Rebecki, Hernandez, Hooker, Dober, Green
Where is Umar? Is he safe? Is he alright?
BELLA FUCKING MIR
seriously has verhoeven ever made one
>Just fakkin' heem the crotchsniffing rats
bella donna
The only Dagi I like is IslamThe rest are uninteresting and riding on Khabib's coattails
Been there, done that.
Islam "Cuddles" Makhachev
Abdulminoop has been dead for a long time. Umar's loss is because Khabib is a mediocre coach.
Look what Poomar did to Hasbullah
Does Umar having 3 family members in his corner affect getting effective coaching?
>>157527091umar's loss is because he's shit
>>157527094That unc is probably older than me, yet coasts life by larping as a baby. Fucking disgusting. When he dies I celebrate.
>>157526961Matchups are usually a decent deciding factor in a fight, but prep and other things come into play. It’s still volatile overall, but in general you can sort of piece together who ranks over who. I do agree with you. There are usually hyper specific fighters that could theoretically give a champ a tough out. Getting a belt is usually about timing and luck.>>157526986Cruz is probably the most overlooked fighter with all the new champs at 135. His footwork was very effective but was likely to lead to all the injuries on his feet. I don’t see anyone being able to replicate his style. It was a miracle he was able to even compete, and extremely impressive how he could get the belt back. Probably the most mentally tough fighter in the game. I still have him and TJ as the best 135ers
DIRTYDIAPERDAGIS
Pakibong status?
This is how Garry vs Islam should have went
imagine we had prime Cruz, Cejudo, Dillashaw, Yan and Merab all competing at the same timealso add prime Aldo and Frankie because they'd def cut to 35 in their primes in the modern MMA world
A toast to all my heem bros
>>157523756>>157523938Over/under on Khabib burning all of Umar's books and smashing Islam'sbike?
>>157527182Garry's not a weemerIt's how Islam vs Prates will go thoughbeit
>>157527180MIA
If my brother started to chimp out to distract from the fact that I pooped himself I would hold him in high regards afterwards
HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAA umar lost
>Umar...what's that smell?
Send 2-3 years industrial lathe and forget
hows topurias wonk eyes doing?
How much did Song's social credit score get boosted by that win?
>>157527240They seem fully recovered but there is a deep sadness behind them
Noncesar is next.
>>157527224is this what happens to Dagis when they stray from the Qu'ran and have their minds corrupted by godless western literature?
>>157527211He didn’t just lose, he had his dead simulated.
>>157527274My only concern is Volk's age finally catching up to him. Prime Volk easily 50-45s Evloev
>>157527224>Khabitch pretending that he didn’t shit his jocks on the back of the bus
Umar met Camilleri while he was asleep
>>157527017I'm kidding I didn't read that retarded cacophony of names but I did see you put Drew Dober and Bobby Green as up and coming you fucking stupid faggot
>>157527289noncesar has zero finishing ability m8 he's not decisionating volk in a 5 roundercould even see volk getting a finish honestly
Gooks rely on a rare talent repping them every half decade or so. Strange that they suck overall at fighting. For some reason most of them try to fight like Mexicans but don’t have the chin for it. It’s hard to say where Song goes after this. Sean probably gets a shot over him, unless UFC really wants that Asian market now
do fighters have dreams when they get heemed?
>>157526405topuria took the money and dived
>>157527330Every decent Asian trains full time in America. The ones that stay in Asia to train are all cans
>>157527330Anerindians came from China, so in many ways Mexicans and Chinamen are the same thing.
40 minutes in and showgirls is solid kino unironically
>>157527337They don’t remember if they get slept. Bisbong was on a stretcher or in a hospital bed and thought he didn’t fight Hendo even after getting H-Bombed.
>>157527363>>>/tv/
hardly his sharpest showing but i don't see any critical flaws
>>157527363
>>157527370Yeah, Usman said on a podcast that he doesn't remember getting KOd by Leon. Said his first memory of that night was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital
>>157527316>or have settled in as tough outs
>>157527337Sweet dreams are made of heems.
another huge day
>>157527397Leon smiled into the abyss, and the abyss smiled back
Aaron "Tough Outs" Pico
>>157527416:)
>>157527094
>>157527397I prayed for this and it happened
>>157527438Lol.
>>157527397This would have Leon’s fate much earlier if Meng wasn’t trying to get title shots or money fights.
>>157527434:D
Thiz iz why you can not order Number 45 with curry and fried rice to celebrate successful weigh in
>>157527448
>>157527180Soon to be found dead hopefully
>>157527444It’s a karmic trail of heems that began with Meng heeming Asscream and will end when somebody heems Prates.Meng>AsscreamUsmeng>MengLeon>UsmengCP>Leon ???>CP
>>157527472
>1 brother out of 10 loses a fight>/heem/ starts ejaculating uncontrollably for days if not weeks
i guessed every fight in both my parleys wrong
>>157527507sup b did you enjoy taxidermia just saw pàlfi's new film it was pretty solid albeit a different genre
>>157527455Or if Nate didn’t bother to clown on him and went for the finish instead.
>>157527531the sport as a whole needed this to survive
>>157527507the karmic heem at ww comes when one gets too uppity, for some reason Prates doesn't strike me as that type of guy, he'll wear flashy garbage when he'll become champ but he'lll still fuck people up without much fanfare
>>157527531i've rewatched the HEEEEEEEM at least 20 times lmao
>>157527531Brazzas are being patched out of the MMA meta I'm afraid.
>>157527526got that dawg in em
>>157527531Spiritually we are still locked in that cage with Khabib ot this day
>>157527555have you got any good webms i only have 3
>>157527567yeah, I guess that's the source of undying seethe. Khabib completely dismantling and humiliating Conor in the biggest fight in MMA history. all the weirdo neets that live through Gooby have probably shed more tears over that than any adversity in their personal lives
>>1575275319 more must lost now, the masons demand it.
>>157527434just BLEED
>>157527541I ain’t seen it, b. But I just looked for a synopsis and it looks good, will give it a watch later. Thanks for the rec.
>>157527577Costa vs Jiri will be the best or worst fight ever
>>157527596nah i was watching on yt, they uploaded the fight
>>157527557There is only one worthy Dagi warrior who'll survive nu-MMA
>>157527611why does this motherfucker look so goofy whenever he has clothes on
>>157527603
>>157527531The brazza chimpout was the funniest thing that has happened in a while.
Who'd win in a fight between Usman Nurmagomedov and Song Yadong?
>>157527611reminded me strongly of eo which is one of my favorite movies and a hunned percent worth a watch
People focus on the in-cage follow up of Fazzas plan but from the PR side it probably has been even worse. Fazza tried to portray them as those humble, disciplined, at times even forgiving people and now under Khabib his team has a chimp out like every other fight. Media adventures not even mentioned
>>157527670on paper that looks like a good headliner for a card in China. they should book that
This has got to sting
>>157527619thats cause makhachev is the anti-khabibhe was khabib's sparring partner for the longest time, and he is a mirror image of him: a guy who defends takedowns and goes back and counters against pressure fightershe can exist in a very different meta
>>157527670Kamaru Usman easily
>>157527670the fans for once and also are song
kwabistan
>>157524517if you pay attention this is the exact same heem hendo had over renzo >>157527397Who am I to disagree?
>>157527717
umar lostlost biglyquietquiet piggy
>usman shaking the corpse toojust how fucking retarded can he be?
>>157526234Khabib was WW larping as LW, constantly struggled with weight and fought in division that had nothing but strikers at that time. you really can't ever rate fighter that has never challenged himself, not because there was no challenge but because he didn't want to do it. most dominant LW for his time? yeah sure. anything more than that? no.
>>157527760hoppers
>>157527806Khabib weighed less than most of his opponents on fight night.
>>157527797we know the better they are at fighting the less they have read books
he saw jannah
oh what a happy and glorious day i can't wait to hear luke give a rundown
>>157527734>thats cause makhachev is the anti-khabib>he is a mirror image of himVery true. It must be a bit difficult for him to try and initiate grappling and essentially take Khabib's spot, when he's been on the bottom all that timeBut he's adapted and that alone makes him better than Khabib imoThat reminds me, all that time getting GnP'd by Khabib paid off in Volk 1 (though Volk was evidently not that good at it)
who's the next meme people to take over mma
>>157527734He also had to learn how to strike because he doesn't have that Khabib level chin
you guys constantly have these arguments about who's good and who's not like 4chan's opinion on anything has ever matteredyou will never overcome picrel. you simply don't have the relevance. your personal truth carries less consequence than a caterpillar's fart
>>157527869it is our time uralchads
>the less they have read books
>>157527881khabib was scared to fight Tony. khabib was scared to fight Frankie.
they can read signposts and know which toilet to use you pedantic penis
Layed up in bed with my gf butt naked watching terrifier 2 How many bings until our boy platinum
>>157527901Tony was getting dominated by Kevin Lee. Tony literally got wrestlefucked to a UD by Danny Castillobut yes, one of the most dominant/damaging grapplers in fighting history was scared of Tony and a 130 lb Franklin (who got shadow realmed by Brian Ortega and a couple of BWs)
>>157525714kek reminds me of when my sister would come hang out with us when I was hosting xbox lan parties and just sit awkwardly on the side watching us play halo 2
>Fazza: always attack the legs with head outside the lead leg so you don't get uppercutted or kneedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LIOd0nxBmU>UmarHURRR DURRRR ME SPAZ
>some side-character dagestani got KO’dSo? Is that really so exciting? If it’s not Islam I don’t care
>>157527952is she fit
>>157527967>side characternaw lol try again, r/heem has been pushing poomar for a few years
>>157527998she used to be a semi-professional athlete but unfortunately for her when she quit she got fat because she didn't adjust her caloric intake accordingly
>>157528033didn't hurt are gina as long as she dresses well and has a decent haircut she should be okay
Meanwhile...
>>157528075wut
>read one book>get heemed>shit pantsuhhhh /lit/ fags, your response?
learning in languishreading in regret
>>157527352Natives are basically asians. So yea Mexicans are low key hapas
>>157528075>>157528084they are having degenerate streamers there so there will be lots of angles to show off Ms. Dannis
>>157528089should've read a better book
>>157527947>but yes, one of the biggest ducks and blanket in fighting history was scared of Tony yes. correct.
>>157528084There last 3 xweets where this, a Spongebob(!?) fight announcement and them calling Dillon a "Junkie Fgt". Guess there going all in on the trash
there is no way it could have been any better really
>>157528150>>157528221but so to get "revenge" on danis they are hiring his momager to carry a piece of paper for at least his show up fee plus tips lol wut
>>157528223>that one humble hammerfist Big Dong missed
>>157528243It's probably a work. They announce Dillon knowing he won't fight, some pull out drama, his model mom gets a platform and they can establish their trash gimmick
So many yellow skinned people wtf. All insects
Wonder what happens when a Nurmagomedov loses do they get whipped or something
>>157527531khamzat lostankalaev lostbelal lost
>>157528420Umar will lose library privileges for the next 3 years
>>157527797kek first thing i noticed live too.>BRAZZA I GIVE YOU MORE BRAIN DAMAGE
>>157528319if he didn't shit the bed with the paul cartel he would have made money in wrasslin the dumb retard
this fat shitposting troll getting his pasty ass trampled by a few brazzas would make me smile so hard
>>157528547Brazzas need a cheeky drive by to keep their egos in check
>>157528547>snitches his sourcevery smart
>>157528547of course it would, you worship muzzies or are one yourself so the prospect of extrajudicial honor violence makes your clitty leak
>>157528547and none of his fighter "friends" will help him because no one actually likes him
Theyre definitely loading gloves for strikers this year. Dana's done with the crotchniffers
>>157528669nah they're just not signing pure grapplers anymore unless the division is really thin or the fighter is virtually undeniable. they've told multiple fighters that they will be cut if they don't fight in a more exciting manner. Colby is the famous example, but even Evloev and others have talked about this(I still don't understand how people don't think Evloev is exciting. he's got a crazy work rate even on the ground and his sub defense is exceptional)
>>157524338I found it strange also. Why didn't they update it LOL
>>157528547Based Guru
>>157528547Why are the new gen Dagis so emotionalWell actually, Islam's emotional too but at least he doesn't sperg out as bad
>>157527180I'm here
>>157528707>>157528669>Poomar's so good they need to rig it for him to loseYeah nah. He was always a pillowfisted with a shit resume, waiting to get exposed.
>>157523787Khabib's brother loses. He gets caught grabbing his other bros meat on camera. Merab has probably been doing that weird soviet dancing for hours
>>157528699muhammad got zutt checked
>>157528803my point isn't that he's too good to lose. I'm just saying that the UFC is moving away from people who are incapable of standing and banging at least some of the timeyou'd have to be a Khabib-tier grappler at this point to get a big pushlook at guys like Nurullo Aliev, Grant Dawson (who's like 10-2 in the UFC but nobody gaf), and so on. no push. UFC is totally moving away from that style and prioritizing highlight packages over pure skill. and I don't say this as a criticism. in fact, I approve. MMA needs to raise its ability to create viral momentsdespite rating Ankalaev, I don't want to watch him lay on people and do nothing. I do like grapplers such as Steele, Evloev, Lopes, etc. who are going to hunt on the ground
We watching BKFC or Duel Arena?
>>157528707I think evloev beats alex
>>157528862I think he's definitely got a good shot. people always seem to be surprised by his striking ability despite him bruising the hell out of Ige and keeping Murphy tentative. also was not out of his element vs. Allen. plus he's probably got the best grappling in the division after beating both Aljo and Lopes on the ground while remaining aggressive. his resume is lowkey stellarVolk will not be able to comfortably reset against him or outwork him. Volk can be hurt and Evloev has underrated power. and I do think Evloev will be superior on the ground even though I expect Volk will not just be held downit's a phenomenal fight. I can't wait for it. it might not be a barnburner but IMO it will never be boring
Who had the worse aura loss in 2026: Pereira, Topuria, the brazza gang?
Poomar hit the Justine Kish?
Took a giant nurmago in the medov
>>157528896Pereira pretty easily
>>157528896obviously Pereira. Gane completely toyed with him with striking aloneTopuria loss was a shocker but the aura loss is a question of confidence. he's got all the ability to pay off his debtbrazza is not a monolith. there are many types. everyone likes the blue-eyed brazza up at LHW. also Gasiev just got a worldstar-tier KO at HW last week. Bilal Hasan just put on an awesome striking performance. Chanco had an exceptional debut. etc etc
>>157528843Bkfc once im out the cagie
>>157528892Hes strong as fuck. Ive learned this year that you take power when the match up was similar. Volks way tinier and they have the same crazy work rate. He'll eventually get caught and it'll be over. Volks even coaching himself on his latest vlogs like id coach a bad bet. When you see strikers shell up that means the other dude hits HARD see ramzan vs erceg and Johnson for examples of how sheer power invalidates tech and skill
>>157528547He did the same thing when Nate Diaz lost to Mike Perry lmao
>>157528896Pereira TopuriaBrazzasThe pereira melty was INSANE he went from stoic hero of the browns to 7 year old girl on MySpace in an INSTANT
>>157528971yeah pereira got totally outclassed because of the power and speed differential. ilia showed he did have the tools to put away gaethje and he almost did at one point but he didnt have the durability and also underestimated gaethje's own power and durability
>>157527734He was actually never Khabib’s sparring partner. Splitting hairs a bit, as they did wrestling drills every now and then, but that that footage of them sparring as teenagers is one of the few times they’ve ever sparred. Fazza made it a rule that they were never sparring partners ever since going into mma. That’s probably why they’re as different as they are
>>157528896Poatan by far. The lucky jab comment alone was crazy. Topuria took his beating well in all fairness
>>157529027Evloev isn't a heemer
>>157528547lmao shoot him then. dont come at me bro
>>157528896Pereira is still the biggest pussy ass bitchgot destroyed so bad by Gane that now his biggest rivalry is against a ref
>>157529027Volk is coaching himself? I hope that's not true, he's got a good routine with Lopez + CKB to polish offI also don't want reddit to be in denial about Evloev beating a good version of Volk if it happens. they're really gay about how emotionally invested they get with their childish worldviews of le good guys>>157529091he's not a heemer but I think his thumping power surprises his opponents
>>157528896Pavlovich after Tom turned him from a berserker into a decision merchant
>>157529046>>157528962>>157528971>>157529068>>157529147Agreed. He should have just said something like: "HW is not for me. I will go back to LHW."
>>157527881Many are waking up to the fact that khabib only had a single 3 round fight before the ufc. The 15 other “fights” were all 2 rounders. And we don’t even count TUF fights as part of a fighters record. It’s all coming out, I’m afraid.
>>157528420Khabib's gym literally whips fighters if they come to train with hair longer than like a few inches. This is actually kind of haram too, because the prophet Muhammad had long hair and Muslims are ideally supposed to idolise and copy him in every aspect of life if they can. It's the reason why fundie types like the taliban all grow their hair long
>>157529181>>157529027Lopez is coaching. He’s doing a bunch of interviews about the camp with volk and ruffy
Put the kush down, xneedy b
>only two of the 10 best of all time, a former challenger and some PFL dude
>>157529186tommy hasnt fought in 2026 m8, and maybe never will again after Gane snatched his soul and aura
>>157529346>and maybe never will againNah fuck that!!
remember when the spoid humbled snud for about 2 weeks and he started crying like a little girl about how his family doesn't deserve to receive gay porn mags in the mailthat didn't last long huh. guy is back to being an absolute buffoon. you gotta have something clinically wrong with you if getting doxed doesn't scare you straight
>intentional typo Intriguing
Make the non-early thread
>>157529394>>157529374what health problems are holding him back from fighting rn?
new>>157529524>>157529524>>157529524migrate>>157529524>>157529524>>157529524
CHINANAMBAWANBased Yadong, I'm happy for himt.cazza dickrider
>>157523642Amazing upset, fuck these mountain fags
>>157526231Upscaled and denoised
