look i am not being funny or anything but when you design the crest for your football club you want it convey the club ethos send a message to everyone friend or foe this is the emblem of our institution and this is what we are about and so on and so forth so when you mount a fucking chicken no wait a fucking cock on top of a single (mono) ball i am inferring all sorts of phallic messages but not only do envisage cocks and balls where other clubs invoke imagery using birds of prey big artillery pieces the devil himself i am thinking of erogenous organs when i want to me made to understand the magnitude the stature of the club i do not understand this are they telling me they are a cock and one testicle but as a football club are they telling me that they are a chicken precariously balanced on top of a basketball please spurs fans illuminate me because i simply cannot fathom