Impending suicide edition
>>157528120Thats not sexy rexy
Zero excitement for this season
>>157528120>you think a WR screen is gonna win you a game20% of Nix's passes were behind the LOS
Taking a massive Patrick Mahomes right now. It smells like a combination of Travis Kelce and Chris Jones
My joshie makes bl*ck 'people' seethe
josephlee burrow
>>157528205Queefies down bad
The 13th annual spee pick'em is officially openhttps://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pickem-2026/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Additionally - we're opening a new confidence mode pick'em this yearhttps://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pickem-2026/group?id=ada73d50-742a-4788-8072-bdd4744391d3Password is Rosepink for both groups
Mahomes week 1 status?
>>157528337Mexicans too
>>157528419bussybusted
All the YouTube and podcast experts are weighing in on the Browns and they are all asking the wrong questions, as usual.Yes, the Browns owner is awful. Yes, Watson sucks. Yes it was the worst contract in NFL history. Everyone knows that.But:1) Watson had his best season in '20, but Houston sat him the entire '21 season for no announced reason. He was never injured.2) The accusations were pouring in from late '20 all through the '21 season, but the NFL did nothing.3) Watson was openly feuding with Houston then entire '20 offseason and '21 season.4) It wasn't until the idiot Browns signed him that the NFL took any action, and the Browns paid all the tolls, while Houston walked away free and clear ... for crimes he committed entirely while with Houston.Nobody is asking what the NFL and Houston were up to with this bullshit.
burrs spammers desperate for a few good gayleb plays so they can slink their way back into the genny.
>>157528120Excellent OPExcellent imageExcellent thread
Why are Chiefs antis so bad at making threads?
>>157528295That was before Davis "dragon tamer" Webb became oc
>>157528405What's a pickem?
>>157528491The NFL didn't want to suspend him and then have him ride our his suspension when they werent even planning on playing him. They also didnt want him to get a guranteed contract as large as he was asking because then other quarterbacks would expect it. They kind of hung it over other teams heads that if they trade for him they won't be able to play him if he gets suspended. That's why they only suspended him for as few games as they did, if they would have suspended him any longer the Browns could have potentially got the whole 5 years moved back a season. In doing it the way they did they made the Browns lose their starting qb for almost half a season so they would struggle but then they'd still lose out on a year of his play.Everyone knew that's what the NFL was going to do, Browns went ahead knowing he'd be probably be suspended as soon as he was ready to play again. Watson was basically holding out, it was more on him saying he wouldn't play for them and demanding a trade to a team that would give hom the contract he wanted. Remember when he was trying to get the Jets attention? He posted a picture of him with a Jets colored car that he just bought saying he was ready for New York or something like that. I believe the owner may have had something to do with all the massage stuff coming out but that was after Watson was already not playing.
Kani Walker made the Bills 53 man roster
>>157528211hop aboard frens we heading to the drive-in!!
Lol
>>157528763>sewers
How many schizos will rope after the Chiefs win the owl again?
>>157528491Lol what kind of revisionist history is?>Houston sat him the entire '21 season for no announced reason. He was never injuredThe texans didnt sit him newfag, he held out for a new deal. Nick Caserio rightfully told that creep nigger to get lost, and hes not going to make him the highest paid player in NFL history. He was proven immediately correct
>>157528763On the one hand it's good because he's away from the dolphins, but on the other he could've started a bunch of games for them lol
It must really suck to be cut by the dolphins
why are the bears so stupid
>>157528837Don't say that about them. They are my friends
>Tua traded to the dolphinsHahahaha
>>157528763Why. That's such a waste of a pick. You shouldn't be trading picks for QBs when you already have you franchise quarterback. That sixth rounder could become a great contributor
>Dolphins showed interest in Mariota>Kaliakmanis is way more comfortable in this offense than Mariota is Perchance...
>>157528726I love this picture. Massive aura for the Wions here
>>157528889Drew Bledsoe was a franchise qb then the Patriots turned 6th round pick qb into a great contributor but you're probably too young to remember that.
>>157528912Good point, you never know if Quinn Ewers is the next Tom Brady. That's why it pays to trade all your picks in fact for every backup QB in the league. You just never know
>>157528927Worked for the Packers with Brett Favre
>>157528781why do you keep posting this coalburner
Is this the thread? I have that faggot filtered and don't want to check.
>>157529065this is indeed the thread.
>Mac Jones to the Brownsgrim!
>>157529065Which faggot? The op?
>>157529065You can filter yourself here? Neat.
>>157529180But my nigga Shedeur….
>>157529180Made me look
>>157529180If Im Mac Jones im fucking retiring, then egging trannyhans house.
Another o-line trade for the Chiefs>[Rapoport] The Ravens are trading OT Diego Pounds to the Chiefs, sources tell me and Mike Garafolo.> Compensation in this Ravens-Chiefs trade is contingent on the picks that KC has available at the end of the season; it could result in either a day 3 2027 pick, or a day 3 2028 pick.
Diego my bussy
>>157529272>already trading for oline depthThat's always a bad omen
>>157529180shadeur gives me maximum retard vibes. there was some football reel where browns players were interviewed at the camp and there was a meme picture and a question about a piece of bread and the interviewer lady asked the players "if you had to bite this sandwich, what's the next bite?" and rest of the players took it as a joke and were debating but shadeur doesn't get the question and speaks in his broken english>wat dat, nah mang, i dont need no do what i do not want to be doing mangpic related, shadeur is retarded
>lions won>broncos won>packers won
>>157529349Simmons seems a little fragile. He’s reportedly dealing with minor back issues. RT is also not settled and will probably see some rotation
>>157529360B, getting that bacon
>>157529365Would you stop
>dook poopscoop
>>157529360B is the best bite but C is the responsible bite
>>157529390>>157529415c for me because it makes bite b better
Will levis is still in the league
I already know roster cuts are about to piss me the fuck off. We're keeping Good-Jones and cutting Kaliakmanis 100%>>157529360C, take a sip of my drink, B
>>157529360The correct answer is A, B, and C at the same time. One perfect bite.
>titsoof
97 yard dragon Zavion Thomas
>>157529360Cut your nails first pig, then cut your throat.
Fast as fuck boi
>>157529488>>157529495Totally forgot there was a game on rn
>>157529537Nigger, its the last game for the next 2 weeks.
I've seen enough, Bagent > Caleb
>>157529567Obviously, Bagent would start on about 27 teams in the league
>>157529360Everyone who is white will know that you gotta pay your dues and go C first in order to set up you next bite, B, properly. Oh its true, its damn true.
>>157529180The Browns have 53 quarterbacks.
>>157529439>>157529585yes i agree. my original point was to showcase shadeur's brain though but nice anyway. i feel like people who start with B dont even eat the whole sandwich...
>>157529180Obvious bait, JJ McCarthy is going to Cleveland
>>157529555>glorified practicelol shut the fuck up (despite trips)
>would you stop
>>157529622Real ball knowers watch practice
>>157529620>JJ McCarthy is going to ClevelandHes going to Atlanta actually.
>>157529620>>157529636those are two teams that might be desperate enough for jj... he will become a baller if he gets sent anywhere else though i can just feel it
>>157529636Nah, they are going down with the Penis ship
>>157529634Yeah they're called coaches, not fags on an anime website on a Saturday evening. Go have sex
>>157529636>>157529662He's starting for the Vikings week 2 after Murray has a career ending height injury
Bearsfags going to admit gayleb is bad and bagent is good?
my steelies just fleeced the cowgirl's 3rd round pick LMAO
>>157529585This. The vikings did the same test with their players in some content piece and I commented about how it's basically just a test of delaying gratification. All the black players said B instantly with no hesitation. I commented that if they asked the white players they would say C and the npc's started seething in my replies KEK
>>157529662What I find funny about thee whole JJ thing is that hes almost an exact clone of Josh Rosen.Both got shipped the fuck out at light speed for their replacement: That nasty little goblin fuck, Kyler Murray. Makes me think.
Dillon Gabriel DFA'd by the Clowns. What team wants him? He is by all accounts a hard-worker and prepares for games as well as anyone, and is the best QB on the Clowns roster.
OMC How Bizarre on a commercial?What fucking year is this?
Titans lose to the jets week 1
preseason is about to be over
>>157529759thank fucking God
>>157529759dont worry fren, it's a blink of an eye and we'te headed to christmas break and another blink and then it's already week 17 and we're memeing on someone for losing out on WC spot
it makes you wonder why the titans didn't stick with this color scheme after they stopped being the oilers
>>157529731>Trying to be racist in the wokekangz community Unironically brave kek
what a shitty game to end the preseason
bagent is elite
Bagent should be starting
>>157529759Sad, I only watch the Preseason. Ill see you guys in a year
Any QB needy team that isn’t trading for Nussmeier is retarded and that probably explains why they’re in their situation to begin with. There’s a reason he used to be projected first round. Chiefs got a steal and if the mutt goes down again they might be entering a new era. Trade for him now while you can
I can't believe my zesty qb isn't playing... I painted my nails for nothing bros
Saleh is a fag and a pussy
Bagent has more poise than a lot of starters in the league. I wonder if he got into his alter ego SevenTeen
>>157529901>his alter egoI Kirkuinely cannot believe this is a real think JJ said
kek love how this is going to sow discord and discontent within burrsfags as gayleb chokes
>>157529847>Any QB needy team My ‘Boys…
>>157529741It is weird that the "QB competition" was only between Shedeur and Watson when statistically Shedeur wasn't much better than Gabriel was
>>157528491Watson was pissed he wasn't consulted when they were picking the next coach, who turned out to be David Culley, lol.
>>157529964It’s very understandable. Shedoodoo has the lower floor but higher ceiling. Gabriel is a safe checkdown merchant with a low ceiling. You want to see if the guy with more talent can develop before you resort to the safe option
>>157529943Bagent played a bunch when Justin Fields kept getting hurt. Hes the reason Just Field Truthers existed
A very Danielesque handoff fumble.
Chicago is too pozzed to switch to the better QB because he's white
>>157530092what means pozzed
>>157530092they're the Gary Bears now, blacks don't even let White people in Gary to fix the power cables, you think they're going to allow a White QB1?
Boring thread
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>>157530092We didnt breed all those strong buckniggers with each other to get the ultra-bucks just to start a white guy.
>>157530170why dont you post something funny or interesting then, or are you a non ball knower?
>>157530101>HIV positive you're gay and you have a serious venereal disease that will dramatically lower your quality of life and increase your living expenses until you die of a common communicable disease like the flu 'something that is pozzed is dying a slow agonizing death that was entirely preventable by not being a faggot
>>157530223One person is not a party
>>157530205Has anyone asked penis jr what this was all about
>>157530170yeah because you're here
>>157530243Anti-viral medications allow HIV positive people to not have any symptoms, not have a compromised immune system, and not spread it.Its a nothingburger in 2026.
Is this the thread?
>>157530253judging by your sorry ass post, id reckon youve never been to a party, let alone been the life of one, like me.
>>157530259he jealous
>>157530283Yes, and /sp/ is dead as usual
>>157530283its true.
>>157530279>hiv is no big deal goy>go have all the gay sex you want
>>157530243Football?
>>157530279sure thing faggot. and the vaccine you got for the cold is safe and effective shitdick. back on your knees in the bus station restroom queer
>>157530267>>157530284Boring replies
>>157529759Hopefully they go to 20 games and eliminate the preseason altogether soon
>>157530307Yeah pretty much. You can take preventative drugs that 100% stop you from getting HIV, and if you got it the medication makes it do nothing.You can unironically have all the gay sex you ever want and never get it. Thats why you havent heard about AIDs in 20 years.>>157530328Damn, youve got quite the imagination
>>157530372Kiwi where have you been??*smooches you**checks you for ticks*
>>157530372Hopefully a kangaroo bites you
>>157530312Aaron Rodgers makes it relevant
>>157530312the Chiraq Bears are so dedicated to progressivist ideals that they refuse to sit their actual faggot black quarterback and let a white quarterback start. In this case the VPN faggot (german flag) is wrong. The normal white QB plays worse than the faggot black QB.
>Black QBs
>>157530415Roos dont bite
>>157530372The NFL needs less slop games, not more.
>>157530425Thats a really good looking melon
Even though the Kiwi is an absolute psycho he adds life to this genny and makes it interesting. Same thing with the raiders robot.
BOOOOOOOOOOORINGGG
pozzcago has a thriving gay scene
>>157530414>>157530485It’s not the real Kiwi, it’s the normie one
>>157530424Thats why they are the NFL's golden boys now. Get with the times>>157530491Without a gay QB, *your team* will never win a superbowl in the modern NFLSorry
>>157530491when you're in town
>>157530424Preseason proved that the white QB is better than the black one..
>TrevGOD LawrPRINCE
ACK
>>157530527Once he finally transitions, the Jags will be gifted an owl.
>>157530511What the FUCK? I just smooched a stranger?
Nice fadeaway Bagent
>>157530425COWARD
bagent nation
>>157530546Transitions into what?
>>157530567I've seen enough. He's elite
>>157530527What does he do?
>>157530567Gardner Minshew 2.0
>>157530586Gets knocked down (but he gets up again)
Chiefs > Lions
just talked with the knowers bagent will be starting 15 games this year after the madden curse kills gayleb
I have a good feeling about the Bills starting 4-0
>>157530629based, 15 wins for my bears
>>157530620Chrisy Jones sat in Patty's hotel chair for this play.
>>157530620Goofy ass yt boi
>>157530643
>>157530620This is what started the buck breaking for the queefies
>there's an actual homosexual ITT having a melty because anons are saying mean things about gays
>>157530620ive seen enough. he is /our/ quarterback.
Remember Derek Carr?
>>157530687I WILL NOT SIT IDLY BY WHEN YOU BESMIRCH THE GAYSRODGERS WAS MY QB FOR 18 YEARS, THE BEST THROWER IN HISTORY
>>157530705He spent a lot on Mascara, too bad he was a bit too early for this new wave of LGBTQ+ players.
>>157530620This game was so kino
howie roseman has made an august trade every year except covid since 2016. who's he trading this time?
>>157530683>This is what started the buck breaking for the queefiespeople forget the queefs started 0-2 and probably would have started 0-3 if not for Russ being washed.
thoughts?
>>157530753love it. We need to see the sequel
Chiefs: 7 owl appearances. 4 wins.Lions: 0 owl appearances.
>>157530768
>>157530620they'll never gonna keep him down! :Dgood night frens less than two weeks for football
Chiefs: lost to the wions week 1 of the 2023 NFL season
Stuffed
>>157530737>99 yard TD passAnd they said Mahomes has no deep ball
>>157530786Was it an emotional moment for your father?
>>157530800my father left when i was 2 but that's not important right now
>>157530787But enough about my pussy
>>157530789>>157530673>>157530620When did the Jags turn into unstoppable rape machines against queefoids?
>>157530807That's because you kept calling him statmutt
Da flu
>>157530785That room looks great but you just know its would be freezing and have tons of condensation issues.
>>157530820that word has never come out of my mouth
>>157530825WASTED
>>157530785sleep tight (I live on Mercury)
>>157530845Stop summoning that worthless faggot. Things have been fairly calm so far.
>Levis is still in the league
>>157530866you don't have to summon him, he's in every thread anyway
>>157530848all of our windows are double-paned fren freezing temps are no issue
>>157530895>AHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY KNEE KELCE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157530620>White boi steps up and gapes the queefs Based
Will he ever get a catch?
>>157530895>AAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>HEEEEEEEEEEEELLP>FUCKING HELP ME KELCE
>>157530881yeah well he ain't in this one....not. get raped statmutt
>>157530895>Blows out his teammate's knee after throwing an interception with a retard level tackle>Gets his own knee blown outPottery.
>>157530895I wish someone shoots that ref.
>>157530895>NOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! YOU'VE MADE MY FUCKING KNEE SNEEZE OWIE WOWIE ZOWIE MY KNEE HAS DA FLU!!!!!!
>>157530951Not a fair play, the corner blitz should be banned against Mahomes because he had da flu in his eyes.
>>157530890do you not have triple pane technology in finland? seems like it would easily be worth it.
>>157530956First day in America?
>>157530951Isn't that the game where Mahomes had a pick 6 called back by the reffies?
>>157530940How many this season?
All refs are life unworthy of life
>>157530895>ref already pulling out the flag while mahomes still has the footballtop kek
>>157531000
>>157530940
>>157530983wtf why does the mutt run like that kek
>>157530986no clue. I'm not actually that guy and I'm too old and fat to continue pretending.
>>157531028
>>157530991I know in my bones ashen one, bix nood will smile with the trophy
>>157530895What was that flag for?
>>157531015again corner blitzing should be an illegal play against the chiefs. He has da flu INSIDE of his EYES. its not fucking fair.
Reminder that this is what triggered him>>157530624>>157530773It IS a loser Detoilet. I literally posted that just to provoke him. Stop arguing with us about it
>>157531053roughing the bussy
>>157531062kek smashed that freak
>>157530747They've made the playoffs before with slow starts, this was the game where the possibility that they would miss them became much more real
I wish I had one that big
>>157531069AND THE HOMEOF THECHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEFS
>>157531084I honestly feel like Bonitto pulled up because he would probably get a fine or flag if he hit any harder.
>The Atlanta Falcons
>>157531135LEL
>>157531132KWAB
>>157531086Actually, this was when it became real.
>>157531147WAIT NONONONONO
saving all these mutthomes webms to torment statmutt with them later btw
Would you say Gayleb was exposed today, or was he exposed last season?
>>157531086Chiefs needing Russ being washing and the refs dragging Mahomes down to the endzone multiple times was way more damning than some of their actual losses.
>>157531219he was exposed when he jumped inot the stands and cried like a little kwab in college
>>157531135The moment that broke the genny
I'm gonna pan fry a chicken breast seasoned with slap ya mama's cajun seasoning for dinner
>>157531270that whole gamethread was non stop hilarious.
>Titans GM has a big stain on his shirt during this interviewWhat a bum
>Making dysgenic zoomer m*tt queef fans seethe Yeah I’m thinking it has been another Wions boy summer.
>>157531306that's a cum stain you homophobe
>>157531306>not posting itrookie mistake
>>157531316The only person you're making seethe is yourself lol, we stopped paying attention to your spam over a year ago
>>157531316Galaxies WEAKEST lions fan right there.
>>157530895Holy kino
Fatrick MaWashed, I'm afraidWashedvis Kelshit, I'm afraid
I always forget which webby is the Kelce one lol
>>157531408Funnies fucking post ive ever seen on this website keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Helicopter!!!
Taking possibly the nastiest booze poos shit of my entire life. The smell is unlike anything that could be articulated
This is all very compelling, but Chiefs > Lions is still and will always be the case, I'm afraid
>>157531408>Right in front of those 2 Redskins fansKino.
But explain to me why this wouldn't work? especially if you know you'll likely get cut from the team?
>>157531469>Gets slightly pushed>Immediately looks for reffie to save him
>>157531424Nigga thought he was playing volleyball
>>157531479video replay evidence?
>>157531494It was clearly a late hit though. There are way worse examples of patty crying reffie
evens I get a haircutodds I keep my lax bro flowgo rams btw
>>157531524>clearly a late hitgetting slightly pushed is not a late hit you fucking KWAB
>>157531479>already had 15 final preseason games>tinfoil hat shit didn't happen>but surely it'll happen for the 16th game
>white blue eyed QB goes 16/17 for 208yds and 2TDs and a perfect rating>AIEEEE PULL HIM HE'S MAKING OUR ZESTY HOUSE NEGRO LOOK BAD
>>157531526It's flat top time MOTHERFUCKER.
>>157531537He got whacked in the neck seething tranny, it's a penalty
>>157531557Its cause it's the last chanceDuh
>>157531570>He got whacked in the neckThis never happened.>it's a penaltyIt isnt.
pretty damn sad how only 6 QBs were able to throw 4,000 yards in 2025 with a 17 game season (you have to literally average 235 a game).for reference in 2015 there were 12 QBs who passed for 4,000 yards and that was during a 16 game season when you had to average 250 a game to achieve that number.why does everything zoomers touch turn to shit?
>>157531582It's in the video, but you're crying too hard to see it
>>157531583The game has changed. Just look at who was in the super bowl.
>>157531613It was a flop. oh its true, its damn true
Smells like BITCH in here
thought i had caine but it was gold medal flour
>>157531585>WH-WHAT LE FUCK??!? DID YOU JUST CALL A SINGLE 5 YARD PENALTY AGAINST MY TEAM??!?!!¿? AIIYYYYYYAAAA GET ME ROGER GOODELL ON THE PHONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!
>>157531668That's not what he said. He said >That’s STUPID, man! We played our fucking asses off and you didn’t even let us know! All for a fucking offsides! With the game on the line! That’s fucking TERRIBLE, man!
>>157531583>QBs in 2015vs>QBs in 2025
>>157531661The only mind trick for you is your sexuality faggot.
>>157531583>used running in Madden as a crutch when I didn't know how to pass>millions of madden players like me>NFL and college players start doing it in real life because the rules of the modern NFL hamstring defense so muchEven Shitblowza started using his legs in his final preseason game. I'm convinced that's the reason Kubiak finally pulled him.
>>157531668
How long will Joe's bussy last this season?
>>157531702what's he crying about here?
>>157531688>We tried really, really hard so you HAVE to let us break the rules OK!!!???KWABOTY
>>157531700>the rules of the modern NFL hamstring defense so muchPeople always say this, but the last 4 Owls have been won by defense first teams
>>157531583Nothing to do with zoomers, kickoff rules and run heavy offenses being favored is why
>>157531729Mad about that chain guy.
>>157531749>kickoff rules and run heavy offenses being favored is whythis never happened.
>>157531737I mentioned this the other day but his complaint was valid. Refs aren’t just malignantly waiting for the opportunity to vindictively penalize a team. They’re there to keep the game within the guard rails. They can do that equally by warning a player before the play starts or penalizing them after the play to set an example / incentivize by punishment. It’s normal for refs to communicate to a player that they’re on the verge of a penalty, especially for something like a toe over the line. That's what Mahomes was referring to when he said "you didn't even let us know... with the game on the line".There ARE cases of vindicive officiating though, and that Toney call was one. That’s what set off Mahomes and Reid so much, both of whom have seen plenty of shit calls. Sometimes refs have a stick up their ass, there is no communication and their calls seem targeted
>88 yard touch down with 8:08 on the clock to number 80There's a ghost at Mile High
Nashville got some babes in the stands. God dayum
>>157531699>On his phone
>>157531702imagine being one of the guys who has to pretend to "hold" mahomes back as if he was actually going to do anything.
>>157531767
>>157531766Wrong. He was absurdly off sides. I know that team got used to it for 5 years in a row, but you dont just get to break rules whenever you feel like it because youre the chiefs.It was a great call for my Reffies, and it set the fucking tone for the season.
>white blue eyed QB goes 16/17 for 208yds and 2TDs and a perfect rating>AIEEEE BENCH HIM HE'S MAKING OUR ZESTY HOUSE NEGRO LOOK BADBE LIKE GTA VIPLAY THE WHITE BOI.
>>157531758Every drive starts near midfield, there's obviously going to be less passing yards if QBs don't need to throw as much to score
>>157531766Didn't read
>>157531801cope
>>157528333Trips of truthQueefags are gonna get mad at this
>insult the burrs>They start autoseething about green gay who has routinely raped and gaped them for decades kek
>>157531805that's because you can't read. dumb ass nigger
>>157531795>It was a great call for my Reffies, and it set the fucking tone for the season.Hell yeah. We won the owl that year btw, you might have forgotten. It's hard to keep track
>>157531792Possibly the kinoest play in that stadium
>MFW I realized I'm going to have to listen to these retards say "remember when the Chiefs were good" the rest of my fucking life
>>157531801>midfieldit started at the 30, now its the 35. Hardly "Midfield"Also saying current year NFL is "run heavy favored" is clueless.
I'm seeing double, FOUR queefie posts
>>157530516
>Queefies pick all defensive players because they think the m*tt can carry the offense>they will start a career backup or UDFA rookie at RT and their LT has a bussy bruise so he will be on IR by week 6DA FLU lasting a whole season this year KEK!
>>157531838Who are you quoting
>>157531792GET OFF ME, HE SAYS.
>>157531792DT took them to the Owl. Never 4get
>>1575317174 games
>3rd and 26Cut every single player who was involved in that series
>>157531866Who knew Joey Bussy was such a freaky little toe slut
I take my hat off to Demaryius Thomas. Top 3 receiver I've seen in my lifetime. As a Chiefs chad, I have the strong character to be objective and not seethe mindlessly at rivals. Some itt, who are subhumans, cannot relate.
>>157531798slow your roll my man. it's a preseason game against the titans. gayleb isn't a great qb. bagent probably will have a better career. but no honest broker will use this game as the thing that decides the bears' starting qb.
>>157531855
>>157531880Respect. Who are the 3
The flu is no laughing matter
>>1575318871. Randy Moss2. Demaryius Thomas3. Justin Jefferson
>>157531879not a footfag, but those are some suckable toes
>>157531893
>>157531893>3. Justin Jeffersonwashed up unfortunately
I'm fucking drunk and I gotta pick up my grandpa from the airport tomorrow
>>157531893>2. Demaryius Thomas>3. Justin JeffersonJamarr Chase mogs both these shitters
>>157531880Aren't that fag who showed his face the other day? You're 13 years old! The fuck do you know about Thomas. You never even saw him play.
>Where Colin was RIGHT
>>157531902OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHE HIT DA GRIDDY ON EM
>>157531918Jamar puts up numbers with Burrow but he's always just seemed like a normal above average receiver to me. Nothing about his game stands out. DT was a horse in human form and Jefferson reminds me of Moss. If my Chiefs got to choose between Jamar and Jefferson I'm actually seething if we choose Jamar.
hendon hooker has accepted that he can't throw
>>157531924>Hey aren’t you statmutt>Hey aren’t you—Yall need to stop with this shit
>>157531937>Jefferson reminds me of Mosskek zoomers are so retarded its crazy
>>157531951Very common comparison
>>157531966For whom? Morons?
>>157531946Kiwi falseflag, ignore.
>>157531977You seem upset
>>157531924>>157531946>>157531978All me btw
>>157532000Kiwi if I bought you your first Chiefs jersey, which one do you want
J Jettas puts up equal numbers to every other elite QB but with worse talent.
moon man looking ass
Best WRs Ive ever seen play the game. Zoomermutts dont even think of fucking (you)ing this post. Youre all clueless. 1.) Jerry Rice. Put up a 1200 yard season at fucking 40 years old. The undisputed GOAT WR2. Terrell Owens3. Randy MossAnything after Moss is up for debate, but here is a massive power gap.
>>157532015Custom Ryback 69 mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>157532037Bo "one man Klan" Nix.
This fucking beast on the USC defense is going to be a top prospect for the draft
Kind of sad we don't get to see da belt come out this year
didnt read
bros, the gay urges are returning
>>157532037>masonic checkerboardAll in on denver
>>157532068you can still come out. out of the closet, that is.
I read it a few times
>>157532057He's already a QuarterBlack for the Denver Broncos!
>>157532040People over the age of 30 shouldn’t post on 4chan. Take it to Facebook, boomer
>>157532086We do have a pretty satanic airport
>>157528120>t. a black journalist
>accidentally clicked on the /cfb/what a disgusting people and a mockery of football
>>157532134Who are you quoting?
>>157532143you, bitch
>>157532134Who are you quoting
I thought I told you not to You me, zoomermutt
Is there a reason why the Browns are SO bad at managing their team?
>>157532134Eyes off paco
>>157532109And its the orange crush bowl
Alright enough playtime, real games time
>>157532040
Okay but what about before age 29?
>I thought I told you not to You me, zoomermutt>Jerry Owens is the GOAT I once saw him haul that pigskin 40 yards in the sleet and snow
>>157532171notice how the super bowl has an orange color this year
got that zoomermutt boiling kek
>>157532183You rang?
Why did Chicago chose a zesty house negro for their canonical sports representative
>>157532214How does he do it?
do you think tua gets cut?
do you think mahomes gets cut?
*makes ya seethe*
can mendoza be fixed?
>AIEEEEEEEE WE NEED TO TRY AND CONTROL THE NARRATIVEkekaroo, you're hard commited to gayleb with no escape for chuds. All the muh Ben Johnson spam in the world won't undo the homosexual black mans impact on your org and city
>>157532232No, there will always be a place for shitass backups in this league for some reason. Wentz had one of the most hopeless QB performances of all time against the Broncos in our last game of the season before we went to the owl and they got blown out by the Bills, and you would have thought it would be the end of his career. No. Never
>>157532239yes, fields is the future
>>157532239Why do Cat teams rape the fuck out of Mahomes so badly? First the Lions, now the Jags too? Whats going on in KC Cuhh?
*makes the entire "nation" of germany seethe*
>>157532259Dream on
>make them hard commit to the homosexual black man>Make him choke in the playoffs >then show them their 2nd string white QB is 10x better but they're not allowed to switch because they're a blue state with a black mayor and black president of the bears>taunt the Timmies by pretending you'll move to the north side then cuck them by moving to Indiana
>>157532282beating the lions is the chiefs super bowl
>>157532282what can i say, sometimes the worse team wins
>>157532259Dont forget the Bengs. BurrowHead owns ya
Real leadhead hours
kek burrsfags unironically think they're good because they beat green gay, talk about raped and gaped shittersWions are winning the jesterguild and they raped and gaped your shitty team
>>157532286>taunt the Timmies by pretending you'll move to the north side then cuck them by moving to Indiana**to the ghettoist, blackest shithole in the US outside East St. Louis
beating the bears is germany's super bowl
Beating the Lions evokes a feeling akin to beating up a bitchass deadbeat dad in front of his crying helpless son. We don't even enjoy it... we feel bad the whole time.And then of course after the fight is over and he's all fucked up and bloodied, he lunges while your back is turned and tries to jump you from behind. Some people!
i still believe in CJ Stroud
I'm the most handsome man in this thread
beating the packers is the bears super bowl
>>157532303>Wions are winning the jesterguildThey're going to continue to regress to the level they were at before Ben Johnson was OC and be celebrating winning one game a season again soon.t. guy who predicted their exact record last season
Mina. Simple as.
the burrs logic is "the packers raped us for decades so they must be a REALLY GOOD TEAM" and it turns out they're actually trash they just play in the worst division in football
>>157532361completely MOGGED by queen kay
im sorry that you were raped as a kid by someone wearing a bears jersey, but this is getting too unhinged even for me
Bears fans paint their nails lol
>>157532386Very wise and true
>>157532386this your goat?
>>157532286Based
>>157532397Kek they really do do that
kek burrs fans really do be zesty ahhhh leadheads, easily the most embarrassing NFCN team
>>157532323>he's getting zestierI'm not sure if that's a good sign or a bad sign.
why are the bears always thinking about green bay?
Bears looking like the greatest show on turf this year. This guy's their WR3
>>157532421forgot my pic
>>157532286What team?
Bros I am so hyped for the bills this year with DJ Moore and a new defensive scheme and players. I feel good this year unlike the last couple, it feels like we are improving and not stagnating.
>>157532432they do this at cubs games too kek
>>157532427Whys the corner got eyes on the qb the whole time when he doesnt have safety help on top? Nice juke by the wideout but mostly a bad play on defense
>>157532432I think they’ve been getting raped by green bay for like several decades
>>157532357Goff produced the same stats with a worse Oline, an OC fired mid season, and practice squad TEs most of the year. Benny boy lucked out last year with the Wions injuries and barely beating a shitters team with no Parsons/Kraft and Dennis Allen’s D stepping up and bailing out his dumbass 4th down calls.
>>157532479Real question. What has Dan Campbell proven, outside of years when Ben Johnson was OC? What's his best result without Ben?
burrs so obsessed with green gay they don't even pay attention to getting raped by the lions Vikings might dab on em too
>>157532452Pete Carmichael has proven record of designing pass plays to scheme receivers open, John Fox working under Jim Leonhard is looking like it's going to be an aggressive mean defense that will stop the run and go after the qb, a nice change from McDermotts 28 pt game christcuck defense.
>>157532452DJ Moore isn't a big deal and you downgraded at HC
Ramilia ain't shit even with that gigga nigga Myles Faggot
>>157532495they were a top 5 offense without ben johnson
>>157532479Burrs relied on massive luck and lifegaming against shitters, reality is going to come down hard on them
>>157532558Last season? When they went 8-9? So what
>Bryce is gonna end up better than Stroud
>>157532577he already is
>>157532495You’re right. We’re just lucky shitters I guess. Da Burrs offense will put up 40 a game and they need to since their best Dlinemen is a 6th round international player kek.
>>157532572do you think the defense would have been better with ben johnson or what
>>157532588You just don't have a competent head coach imo>>157532591Dan Campbell isn't offensive coordinator
When the Bears lose week 1 to the fucking Panthers what will the excuse be
Did you guys hear what i said?
>>157532588>We’re just lucky shitters I guessyeah, look what happened last season when the luck ran out
>>157532554Nah it's over. We can skip this episode, we've seen it before>>157532610Yes babe
>>157532547DJ Moore has been a great receiver that has only played with shit-tier bottom of the barrel qbs.
>>157532157James Arthur Haslam and Socioeconomic Factors
The season is almost upon us. Time for a few more speculative questions:1. Which teams do you think will underperform, relative to expectations?2. Which teams do you think will overperform, relative to expectations?
>>157532606As much as I think this will happen its a sketchy game.
>>157532605ben johnson wasn't defensive coordinator. the offense was fine last year, the defense was shit. so why would losing ben johnson be the reason the lions went 9-8
>>157532610Say it louder if you can I can only afford nosebleed seats in this genny
>>157532622I wouldn't call Cam Newton shit tierOr BakerOr super bowl champion Sam Darnold :^)
>>157532644true. it will fix itself this year
>>157532644Dan Campbell is responsible for the team as a whole. You're giving him credit for the offense but not blaming him for the defense. He's not OC, that's not how it worksPeople always speculated that he was only as good as his Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn and that when he lost them it would be back to baseline. That's exactly what happened. You have to be honest about it
>>157532634>1. Which teams do you think will underperform, relative to expectations?BroncosSeahawksBears>2. Which teams do you think will overperform, relative to expectations?ChargersPackers
>>157532668Now he's got Josh Allen with an outside receiver threat, that's going to open up everyone else.
>>157532572>When they went 8-9?They went 9-8
What do head coaches even do?Make lineups?Arent the OCs and DCs more important?
>>157532709for some teams
gayleb
>>157532688>You're giving him credit for the offenseno, i'm giving the offense credit for the offense. dan campbell didn't make half the defense go on IR.
>>157532730aaaaaaand there it isFootball is gay, chud.
>>157532743>dan campbell didn't make half the defense go on IR.this happens to the 9ers every year
>>157532709It depends on the HC. Some HCs are character guys who give motivational speeches and head a staff of specialists, like Siriani and Dan Campbell. They don't do a lot on the sidelines. That's a more modern type of slopcoach.More often, a head coach has a specialty like offense or defense that they have a particular hand in, as well as coordinators. So for instance Andy Reid is an offensive coach, who also has an OC to handle the grunt work and play-by-play playcalling, based on his gameplan and schemes, and the defensive coordinator, Spags, is basically coach of his own team. Some coaches in this vein take it even further and don't even hire an OC, like Shanahan, and do everything on offense or defense themselves.The best coaches tend to be the specialists. The "character" guys who shout and form bonds are usually bus riders
>>157532709They drive the bus
>>157532770and the 49ers went 6-11 because of it in 2024. or was shanahan just a bad HC that year?
Imagine being a 140 IQ Aryan like Ben Johnson and having these labyrinthine plans on offense, and then gayleb drools at you while talking about his magazine photoshoot and you realize it's never gonna happen
>>157531893>no julio jones>no calvin johnson
>>157532547>downgraded at HCMcDermott was stale and for a defensive coach his defenses were shit, now we have a hot up and coming DC with John Fox as assistant DC. Pete Carmichael at OC will help Joe Brady's first year a lot. I expect James Cook to become a larger role in the passing offense.
>>157532826kek it really do be like that
>>157532855>John Fox as assistant DCWtf had no idea about this lol
>>157532855McDermott was carried by KuechlyWhy he isn't a DC already I don't know
>>157532709Call timeoutsThrow the challenge flag Yell at people when they fuck up
Remember when Joe Burrow waltzed into Arrowhead and started grinding his soggy bussy all over the Chiefs lips and face during the AFCCG?Read from a reliable source who was familiar with the Chiefs, that Mahomes couldnt stop licking his lips and crying in the locker room after the game.
>>157532855>his defenses were shitConsistently top 10 btw
Just saw Kyle Shanahan run over some queefies kek plonked
>>157532401>>157532386waiting for a response to this >>157532402
Koc will be the broncos oc next year once davis webb gets a hc job
>>157532915What are they laughing at?
>>157532709sabotage the offense with terrible momentum killing playcalls
>>157532926Well did you help them??
Was he the reason why the 2022 and 2023 Chiefs were so powerful? What are our expectations now that he's back?
>>157532920They weren't for the last couple of years, they were 30th against the run last year and gave up 28 pts per game byw
>>157532936Your tiny weenie
>>157532936Queefies, and by extension Mutthomes
>>157532913>QB can do that>HC can delegate that>the entire sideline can do that
>>157532943I offered them some steamy ice cream but they just got mad at me :(
>>157532952Yes because his style contrasts well with Andy Reid's. Andy is like a caring father figure and without a guy like Bienemy the offense can get lazy and coddled. Bienemy is the guy that walks in after Andy says "I believe in you guys... you can do it" and goes "Listen up, RETARDS, you bunch of fucking idiots, oh yeah we're running SUICIDES until midnight, you know why? Because I say so, BITCH!" On top of that, he's a very useful running game expert
Hurry bronkeks cant make the next thread or I might kms!!!!
>shanahan>mcvay>reid>mcdonald>mcdaniel>o'connell>brady>campbell>moore>mccarthy>quinnGentlemen, how do we break the Scots-Irish cartel on the head coaching profession?
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>>157532955Last year they were 12th in ppg and the year before that they were 11th. Prior to that they were a top 10 and sometimes top 5 defense. If you think that's "shit" then you're going to be shocked when they're worse
>>157532952>Was he the reason why the 2022 and 2023 Chiefs were so powerful?No but hiring Nagy derailed the momentum they had. Bienemy did just enough to be able to run the offense the way Andy wanted it. Nagy ruined that. He tried to make the offense too structured whereas before it just were. You need a little bit of improv and guys that know what the other guy is thinking, not what he's supposed to do.
>>157530742Hurts
>>157532773
>>157532826He probably always planned to move on from Gayleb anyway when the time was right. If Gayleb shits it up real bad this year Ben will finally get the (white) QB he wants.
>>157532908McD is taking a year off and Kuechly is an analyst for Netflix NFL games.
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