Noah Syndergaard aka "Thor" and Anthony Recker Birthday Edition Previouspie: >>157524668PIT - Carmen Mlodzinski allowed only an unearned run over 3 1/3 innings in relief to claim a win Saturday against the Cardinals. STL - Kyle Leahy was lifted after allowing one run in three innings Saturday against the Pirates. PIT - Spencer Horwitz went 0-for-5 as the Pirates’ leadoff man Saturday against the Cardinals. WSH - Cade Cavalli was removed from Saturday’s start against the Marlins after being struck in the ankle by a comebacker in the fourth inning. NYY - Yankees designated RHP Justin Topa for assignment. NYY - Yankees activated LHP Max Fried from the 15-day injured list.
my reckies :)
>>157529504retard
based previouspie
>POODRES Their season is ogre.
one more start of this caliber and McLean will be sub-3
>Rays openly cheat>Their death trap field is killing away team players and ruins hitsAt what point do we just say Florida can't have a team anymore
>Rengifo is out for the season with a torn ACL
FAGGOTINERS
>>157529590Webm of that?
Os
>>157529590they have a new stadium coming
>>157529586very happy they scrubbed that ER from his ledger surprisingly few Ks for him today thoughever
>>157529562>.165seriously, what happened?
That black queen kwanza girl should have never said "We are winning it all" music video, she cursed us with her voodoo.
>>157529627she came across as kinda creepy in that presser the other day
>>157529614not good enough, we need the state of florida out of sports
Did the royals learn how to cheat all of a sudden?
Blake Butera might be the stupidest motherfucker who's ever been allowed to manage a major league baseball teamIf those kike Lerners bring him back it better be for half his salary
>>157529646GUH!Imagine Recker on your lap...
>>157529617honestly, I'll take it. he threw like 80% sinkers & cutters today (btw his cutter almost has the movement of a slider, don't you think?). it looks like that was an intentional gameplan because last start he was throwing a lot of sinkers and curves with some sliders mixed in. so it looks like he's not only improving, but doing it while meeting objectives to improve and fine-tune his arsenalall he's gonna have left to do once they nail his arsenal (looking like SI/CU/SL/CRV) is just get a little better on command. that's gonna come with the inningsI wonder if they get rid of the sweeper entirely because it just covers too much real estate across the plate while also being pretty slow. the slider is much tighter at around 90mph and the curve gives him that huge spin but with the drop rather than the floating across the plate
>>157529653I don't mind her but it's already bad enough that our city cursed. She made it worse. That's what's in /Kershaw scoreboard meme all over again <\3
that's how it's done
gg ms
Doesn't matter how easy the schedule is, they will find a way to lose.
Samad Taylor will be back soon and the spark will be back
Royals are the best team in baseball right now
>>157529656Florida having two MLB teams and both of them being bottom 2 in attendance is good for baseball
The Rays are cheating, I can't believe the yanks schizos were right
>>157529677controversial opinion, but I don't actually like his sweeper that much, like you say it kinda just slowly drifts across the plate and it allows batters to see a lot of itI feel like it's been the pitch that contributes a lot to his BB rate as well, he doesn't seem to locate it as well as most of his other pitcheshis cutter today in particular was almost perfect, I'd like to see more of that, and that wicked curve
POODRES KEK
thought they had it in the bag kek
I warned you bout the trop bro, it's a deathtrap
THAT'S WHAT'S IN
my padres are simply exposing the Rays cheating scheme, this game will be Exhibit A
GG Mariners, hope tomorrow is a good game too!
royals are the best team in the league
/r/ webum of rodon crying like a little bitch
I hope toronto gets hit by a massive terrorist attack while that faggot dan wilson happens to be vacationing there
nice bunt AJ, good lad :)
sanjays kek
The royals are cheating
Alvy breakout incoming?!
Alvy did a thing!
>highly demoralizing defeat after a 3 run lead>bullpen exposed>still struggling with teams over .500>lose one of the hitters carrying their offense for the rest of the year>give up WC slot to sneksall in one gameKWABDRES
You're going to stay up for the Giants game, right anon?
How the FUCK does someone get tossed during a lineup card exchange? How is that even remotely possible?
>>157529848Dan needs to die, that's the important part.
cubs, brewers, red sox, royals, braves, rays, and mets are all cheating
>>157529970they're gonna get booty blasted in the playoffs
>>157530002qrd??
if the jays can just get to october then all bets are off
>>157530027They can't.
>>157529970>>lose one of the hitters carrying their offense for the rest of the yearbut they're also getting back a hitter that was carrying their offense pretty much right after.
who got hurt for the padres?
>>157530023Ron Wotus of the Giants got ejeceted during the lineup card exchange.
>>157530027blue jeets kek
Eli White hits a game tying blooper there
>>157530103https://arizonasports.com/mlb/arizona-diamondbacks/giants-ron-wotus-ejected-pregame-vs-diamondbacks
rip gards on the cardsstill in the wc
m's lose!
>>157530027with what pitching staffwith what offense
Gayriners kek
absolutely based AJwhat a snag
BIG LEAGUE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
gg 'stros
Oh wow!
Bengebros...we won... but...we're down to .279...
>>157530042you're wrong
>>157530002I think it had to do with this. This doesn't even account for the missed field calls that weren't challengeable.
STRUCK him out
>>157530156both yesavage and bieber will be back before the end of septvladdy will catch fire and redeem all homeruns reserved through the season for a bloody benchod bastard bitch of a bat flip to walk off the yaks
Now that the bears are gone, Chicago only has three gay sex related teams left.
The Rays are cheaters and Tropicana Field is a death trap that should've never been rebuilt.
>>157530254?He was 1-3 today though so his average shouldn’t have gone down
>>157530331who got hurt on the dres?
>>157530334he was at .278 before the game haha. it ticked up to .280 when he got the hit, then down to .279 when he struck out in his fourth AB
>>157530290i forgot leafs loved to smoke leaf
>>157530359Rengifo, the Trop's shitty ground made him break his knee
>>157530386ah thx
>>157530331Stfu Moco-chan. Poodres are on their way to a September collapse.
ggs padres
Fuck Tropicana Field Its over...
colorado leading the braves 1-0 in the 8th
annnnd now it's 2-1 braves
kek
Mets bros we won! We won! We won!
digis and the skankees give up a grand slam in the first inning
>>157530549Nice, his post number contains multiple digits.
Find kek
Give it to me straight /mlb/, are the Royals cheating?
>>157530367fuck you FUCK you
Is Juan Mejia pitching again for the rockies he is not very good
>>157530612don't think so they have Bobby Witt Jr
Who the fuck is posting all this weeb shit to piss off the padre fans?
>>157530632no
>>157530612why would you start cheating 80% of the way through the season as a last place team
>>157530696proof of concept so you can start selling your methods to... needier teams
>>157530647inside job
"[Lombard] has been playing some good defense lately"Fox broadcast already spouting fucking nonsense
DIDDLED
>>157530756lately as in the warm up
Did Blake Smell really delay a game earlier just to take a shit?
McLean dealt
>>157530772gamer diets aren't known to be great, probably ate too much slimjims and monster
>Braveswinlol
Braves win! Shame that Ump needed to die
>>157530647Their owner said she wants to do more Japanese collabs (tbf I saw more Padres hats at Koushien than anything else). Live by the culture, die by the culture.
>>157530783he sure did :)
I wish national broadcasters can stop eating Yankee cocks all day and focus on other teams that people cares about.
>>157530479Braves we’re bound to find a reliever they could hit eventually
>>157530783what about this goose neck absurd lip filler flat as a board shaved jawbone plastic doll do you find particularly attractive
>>157530814>other teams that people cares aboutIt's either them or the Dodgers
Do you think there’s a Yankee fan out there who loves Brian Cashman but hates Judge for being a playoff choker?
>>157530839I don't see the heckin' Seattle Mariners in this screengrab?
>>157530868there are plenty of mentally ill yankeefags
>>157530868Yes yankee fans are retarded casuals it’s well known
>>157530839I’ll laugh so much if all the wildcard teams are from the Al east
>>157530846I just love women
>>157530877they got demoted. dres-dodgers NL WC?
>>157530877Sorry we don’t let dogshit into the playoffs
>>157530894now you're speaking our language
>>157530889i think that's what will happen
>>157530877mariners play the angels and athletics like 12 times in their remaining game, they're more likely to win the west than the wildcard
kek lastros
Gamboa is dealing
>>157530954rude?
>>157530954poos-a-ton ass saars
>>157530720COUGHREDSOXCOUGH
can the janks score some runs
>>157530997lol
>>157530931But that would require the mariners not to choke
why would fox tell me story will be a major contributor? he was literally LITERALLY the worst player in in baseball before he got hurt
>>157531035can fat fuck vladdy hit a homer instead?watch your own game you... bluejayrajit?
>>157531048I think AJ Perzinski knows more about baseball than you
>>157531066he hit one near the foul pole today!
>>157531066Kek stankee melty
Why does this genny smell like rotten eggs?
Would you guys be cool with Red Sox vs Dodgers WS?Babyfaces vs Uncs?
>hit line drive off the outfield wall>only get a single out of it
>>157531048just switch to a radio or something. Fox is just another skankee biasing network just like Apple TV and ESPN.
Struck that monkey out
the yankees are averaging just 1.4 runs per game without judge. is ONE MAN really that important??? theres no way. hes ONE BATTER in a game where 9 people hit the ball.when ohtani is out the dodgers still can score 3-4 runs average. when acuna was out forever the braves were still CRUSHING the ball. how come the yankees cant do that?
time for Bullpen Bello
>>157531115thats fucking RACIST.
>>157531144Double dubs of truth
>>157531129his presence is everything. pitchers for some reason just get nervous and timid when they see judge lurking in the lineup, even if hes 8 batters away. so they throw softer to compensate, and even work in meatballs to keep judge happy on the bench
>>157531129fucked up part is they still win games like that2nd best AL team
kek the pozzed Chicago fans will be forced to use the dogshit Gayleb Williams instead of the vastly superior Bagent
>>157531177>Chicagowe dont use that word here. please say indiana
>>157530910Probably and what will be even funnier is if things go that way there’s a Chan e that the white Sox will be the only Al team In the post season to have not been in a World Series with the dodgers in the past 10 yearsAstros 2017Red Sox 2018Rays 2020Yankees 2024 Blue jays 2025 They truly are this seasons main characters aren’t they
>zomg playing shortstop for the stankees is le harder than playing it anywhere else
Find Fag
>>157531189wow
Aaaaaand Lomtard is about to be injured.GREAT POST-DEADLINE BACKUP CASHMAN!
>>157531177>handeggThis is a non homosexual general.
>>157531144Ok on second look, I admit that the Yankees second baseman is in fact not a monkey. My mistake. Was watching the game at a bar and multiple people correct me after I celebrated the strikeout by making monkey noises.
>>157531217cubs fans are just refugee burrsfans who got bodied out of the NFL despite being in the worst division with a bunch of shitters
Kek stankeedoo’em
>>157531238Football is gay lmao
jankees really wasted their bats on one run yesterday
>>157531217Chikaner is a retarded self hating indian man who got laid off from his call center job. Please do not reply to him.
>Fox announcers just turned into a funeral after a Yankee got thrown out at the home platefucking cocksucker pussies lmao
Happy Assfucking Anniversary, Anthony Recker!
Runners In Stankee Position kek
>>157531287>Happy Assfucking Anniversary, Anthony Recker!?
>lossing to bullpen sawxLOLYANKEES
the next volpe didn't fly so well
>>157530696practice for next year
What's Trevor Story's story?
A SOGARDIAN BOMB
>>157529590>At what point do we just say Florida can't have a team anymoreWhen that concrete shithole in that 3rd world city known as da bronx gets torn down.
>>157531325He sucks
>>157531238>handegg
>>157531325he's batting .171 in AAA
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157531325He will be traded back to the Rockies next year. That will save the team.
just put ben rice in right field and put goldschmidt at DH
mariners are bing boop Nintendo switch codedBut which teams are playstation or PC coded?
>>157531385Good heavens, well I never
I guess Max is not just Fried, but he's also cooked.
shamone! hee hee
Kek NFL and CFB got em seething The shadow of their hated enemy sport once again falls upon them
>>157531415Brewers or Rays
>>157531432
stankees kek
>retards can't field a ball>"NOOOOOO T-T-THEY M-MUST BE CHEATING!!!!!!"Keep going, I love it
cum shitter kek
kek doyerpacos still seething hours later
Will R. Bayou or algo
went for a swim in Lake America today
>>157531519Cucknadian
>>157531535
>>157531519Based Lake America swimmer
Shan’t ever call it that cause I am not a retard
Canada gets Minnesota. America gets Alberta. It's a good trade.
>>157531579well that's nice to hear
yankees about to get double played again
>>157531579You sound french pretty retarded ngl
janks are cookin'
i hate this rice faggot
>>157531579based, the names are all getting reverted anyways kek
I call it Lake Hormuz
i hate tariq nasheed for making me giggle whenever someone named "Buck" is mentioned
Find fag
>Gayllo
why is it mandatory that ny/bos national games must take so damn long>>157531639rice is based what are you saying
If only Padres know how to hit, sadly they don't. Now I gotta watch Xander blowfart and uncle Manny be unclutch now. Just call up Salas man.
i think if i could give us ONE grand slam this season it would be right now
>>157531685bad news...
Guys I have learned from my mistake. Jazz is in fact not a monkey
kek chi retards are really going to start a dog shit gay black guy instead of this man
i was told the yankees only score 1.4 runs per game
>>157531735small ball is back in the bronx
>white blue eyed QB goes 16/17 for 208yds and 2TDs and a perfect rating>AIEEEE BENCH HIM HE'S MAKING OUR ZESTY HOUSE NEGRO LOOK BADBE LIKE GTA VIPLAY THE WHITE BOI
>>157531731>handegg is that wayThis is the superior sport. No, more viewers don't mean shit it's still superior.
>>157531731coward
>>157531759>We're Americans sport>Erm just ignore we're #4/5 in rating and the only sport who needs translators for our hispanic players o algo You lost
The retards who try to say football is better because MUH SUPERBOWL VIEWER NUMBERS is like retards saying McDonald's is better than Chicago Cut Steakhouse just because they sell millions more. Its about quality, not quantity. >>157531786
itt rn
>>157531653lollmao
>>157531325he should have a son and it troy
Watching the Yankees game right now, and where are all the commercials? I can't watch a game unless there is a commercial every five minutes. This sport sucks
>>157531653The names haven’t even been changed, Trump and the remaining miggers are just 60 IQ retards.
Damn...PCA left Ohtani in the dust... And I say that as a doyers fan
I'm going to be real honest hereI'm a true blooded American born and raised and loved here for 30+ years. That being said I don't even watch the NFL or even consider it America's sport. America's sport will always be baseball. Whenever the Superbowl is on, I'm the cages smacking hard grounders. Mostly because I'm just trying warm up in February. Its why I'll never post on /NFL/ but always stay on /mlb/.
>>157531794do not reply to chikaner
ny needs some proper journeyman starter guy with calloused hands and shit who can go out there and put up some fucking innings all our starters are so soft.
>>157531794baseball pacos are poorer than football Timmies and even football JamalsYou lose in both quantity and quality senor.
max fried looking like he about to start crine :/
>>157531846si senor, nothing American about football. It's the sport full of hispanics who can't speak English that represents America
Why is the yuropoor having a melty in the baseball genny
>>157531910see>>157531856
ok put garcia jr at third and goldschmidt at first
You were desperately hoping Mendoza would be good but your only shot at a relevant Hispanic QB got raped and gaped. Your only sport got ratings raped by the hated NBA and college football AND is going into a lockout As the cherry in top the hated east coast is raping and gaping LA sports owners What's your move?
>>157529539recker MINDFUCKED manoah
Max FRIED
did the yankees score over 1.4 runs
>>157532010yeah
a guy like PCA still has a lot to learn. although he is technically more deserving of the MVP, they should rob him of it just to show him what's what.
>>157532019Do you say this as a cubs fan?
>PCA hits 3 home runs today>Ohtani re-injures himself at the same timeYeah, unless PCA goes 0-200, he's a lock for MVP
are doyerpacos still seething PCA called them a bunch of dirty plastic Mexicans?
>>157531312why are cubs fans like this?
>>157532050thoughts on daa burrs squandering a 10/10 Bo Nix tier QB just because he's white and you're so pozsed you MUST start the zesty black interception man?
>>157531731>>157532051>>157531868>>157531877>>157531927Why's the resident loser of 2 world wars so obsessed with race?
>>157532051It's just one Mexican
>>157532019does he pitch tho?ohtani hits AND pitches
FUCK the Angels for these late ass games
>>157532071race is everything. who and what you are. it's incredible to see people think otherwise GO DODGERS
Ese.. Mexicans literally got raped into existence by the Spanish...
kek?
Metsbros... it's over...
Chikaner has a faggot dodgers boyfriend lmao
>>157532119He's only owed 5 million more this season, so worth a flyer for a contending team.
>>157532121He’s been simping for him since last year lol KWAB
they elect him to go before then as their canonical representative
>>157532161yeah he's been decent since the Sox series. somebody might take a chanceI really don't want to see more of Baty in the outfield though. might as well bring up Morabito
>>157532119>>157532161Chris Getz...Don't do it...
>>157532184but look at how good he was last week. surely you can use that natural pop. it'll be a happy reunion :)
>>157532115As a dodgers fan I hope PCA wins it
the yankees continued their trend of 1 major injury per 4.4 games with fernando cruz now likely needing TJ.insane how fast this team gets hurt. who is next?
>>157532119KEKDogs for HireAugust 29, 20261. He is not getting claimed.2. He is constantly injured.3. When he isn’t injured, he is a malcontent.4. When he isn’t a malcontent, he doesn’t perform.
>>157532211>happy reunion :)>got the shit booed out of him in Chicago>then he had the last laugh with not 2 but 3 home runs>but it wasn't the last laugh cause now he's been waivedKek
>>157532227Every team has injuries, I swear yankees fans are the biggest whiners
>>157532119I reckon he'll clear waivers anyway
>>157532227with about 20 games left, thats 4 more major injuries, and 1 in the wild card series. my guesses:1) bednar (rotator cuff)2) jazz (ankle)3) bellinger (re aggrevates leg)4) wells (groin)5) fried (UCL, overthrowing in wild card)
>>157532250Yankees could get him. They need offense.
Maybe the stanks should use some of that revenue to hire a proper staff and build some facilities kek
lowkey I want the Mets to bring Robert back but only for like $10M since he's kind of a diva and can't seem to stay healthy
The Brewers just know how to play smart baseball
>>157532244yeah maybe a couple a monthbut the yankees make baseball seem as as football (handegg)
>>157532258yea true, especially if Judgey is still a way off
>>157532262>stankee facilities
is front row Amy in The Show?
fulmer looked HORRIBLE btw…wtf man. why did the yankees pick him up again?
>>157532258>>157532296>Yankees get Luis Roberts>he's still mediocre but they get to the postseason >Play the White Sox in the ALDS>Roberts hits 5 home runs against his former team as he's booed on the way to the ALCS
>>157532317
it's fucking nuts that Judge would've easily been a 100+ WAR player if he was just able to stay healthy. his peak seasons are historically great
>>157532324It's practically impossible for the Yankees and White Sox to play in the ALDS.
>>157532340ALCS?
>>157532340back off?! let the man doom it's a free country!
These late Orioles games are killing me
>>157532339Goldilocks ball merchant
>>157532378what does that even mean
>>157532317You're supposed to have implants replaced every 10 years right? I remember beating it to her back in like 2010, I wonder if those are the same set...
i just sharted myself and missed the entire 5th and top of the 6th inning of the yankees red sox game.
what do you do when you're horny but you've got no one to call and porn isn't gonna cut it. should I just take my mind off it by going to the batting cages
Go Giants—do your best in the next game!
>>157532393That mlb got caught feeding him juiced balls to help him break the meaningless “AL home run record.”
>>157532417i usually play “mini baseball” in my room by using a small waboba ball and a shoehorn as a “bat”. i’ll lob it to myself and try to hit home runs (if it goes over my bed thats the stands). if i have an erection while hitting, its worth double runs
why does aaron boone look like that
We need nu
>>157532433bet imma try this
>>157532439many are saying this
>>157532433didn’t need to know that last part.
>>157532439
>>157532447it was germane to the conversation
ball was almost 5 inches below the zone why did Bello (pronounced “bell-o”) challenge that
>>157532433>if i have an erection while hitting, its worth double runswhat if i have an erection?
>>157532454AI is so based (luddite seethe notwithstanding)
>>157532454I look and contort my body like this
>>157532468Good goy
>>157532454based...BASED!!!
>>157532468AI video is still funny to me. still images not as much.
I love AI (Anal Intercourse)
jones has incredible bat to ball skill. what an at bat there. 10 pitches, made contact with 8
>>157532482Brown coded post
Someone make an AI video of a Jazz
>>157532482>he wants to wageerm...
>>157532506You poop in the street
>>157532509ill never forget the tirade my grandpa went on when this happened. i was young when it happened but i learned MANY slurs during that speech. i also recall my grandma storming out in a huff and claiming he was a “bigot”, then my parents making us leave the dinner early.
>>157532509why isnt the double ear takedown used in mma
Baseball at Fenway right now two innings left
>at Fenway
>>157532531holy FUCKdid he die???
>>157532535fenway west
>>157532512
>>157532543What's he thinking there?
>>157532543thats what happens when a bbc becomes erect. all blood is immediately drained from the brain to accommodate.
>>157532524Your mom’s mouth isn’t the street
>>157532531Bucked up? More like buck broken
Saar we love the based ai it make the words transform so based it show me bobs and vagene
brewers are cheating
>>157532560is this true? i player baseball into freshman year of college (benchwarmed in the bullpen before a UCL injury) and in the locker room the two black guys on my team joked about not being able to get “fully up” cause of how big they were. i took a peek once in a postgame shower and could visibly tell they were much, much larger than me.
>>157532581I say this except I'm white and american
>>157532581This but unironically
the guys having conniptions over today are the equivalent of your grandpa not being able to work a tv remoteleft in the dust!
>>157532612god damnit it grok, you forgot a word. you're embarrassing me in front of all my friends
both these games are slurpfests
>>157532630you're a janitor at georgia tech? https://ece.gatech.edu/directory/tushar-krishna
>>157532630You think that's funny one of them in our IT department is literally named Devjeet. Yes he's a dev.
>>157532651isn't that the guy who starred in Sir Gawain and the Green Monster at Fenway
>>157532645Anon accidentally doxxed himself while trying to badmouth based Tushy.
Damn, Dolly Parton got gangbanged by the Yankees?
>>157532651i wouldnt be able to take it seriouslyimagine saying>Dev jeet, go work on that code fix
>>157532645kek anon SELF REPORT
>>157532687with all due respect to the dearly departed, you're obviously planning on riding the meat carousel if you get fake bazookas
>>157531814>he should have a son and it troyLeL!KeK! :)
>>157532645lmao
>>157532645>>157532651>dumbass anon actually deleted the post>he's unironically a janitor talking shit on an anime website about a guy making 20x his salary
Brewers would stop being chokers if they got a Japanese player, it worked for the Dodgers
Would it be in bad taste is one of the expansion teams is the Nashville Dollys and they level Dollywood to build a ballpark there?
>>157532499Based sausage girl.
hahahahahahah
what is the guy on fox talking about??the team with a better record hosts the wild card series. Hes saying “if the red sox win here, they take the season series - so it matters cause where do you want? home field at fenway? because the yankees and red sox will likely face each other in the series”do these retards even watch baseball?
>>157532756Our nigga Tushy should know about this
>>157532645KEK janitor anon btfo
critically need /ourguy/ Tush to become the next Braves GM
>>157532766Fox has NFL announcers on tonight so no they do not watch the product at all
Tush 'em!
>>157532766>the team with a better record hosts the wild card seriesit's based on seeding
>>157532645why do so many college retards dox themselves on em ell bee
>>157532813unironically, zoomers aren't internet literate. they are dependent on apps for all processes
>>157532645is janitor anon crapping himself rn?
>>157532651I have to deal with jeets at my job from time to time and I always get rock hard when a jeeta starts speaking on a call. what causes this?
BrewGODS
>>157532645Holy shit this is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen on this genny
>>157532841>anon discovers sexual attraction
>>157532645what was the post he deleted
>>157532848
>>157532841reminds you of your scat fetish
>>157532841My new boss is a jeeta and she has a huge rack she desperately tries to hide and it makes me diamonds
>zoomers can’t into the archives it’s also posted itt, fucking retard
MIT guy on call apparently
>>157532841>>157532876>huge juicy tits with fat brown nippleshnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>157532872I just bought Norm’s book and it’s genuinely hilarious. Feel stupid for sleeping on it for so long.
You know that moron who doxed himself is lurking this thread
>>157532876good lord my manhood shot up like a rocket upon reading that
>>157532911>you know the guy who posted in the thread 5 minutes ago is in the threadNo way.
It's O time
>>157532911Where else would he be?
is GT anon the head umpire of his crew?
>>157532911what should he do in that situation
he didn't dox himself tho there's probably hundreds of jeets with that name in America
>>157532911>These are the retards that need google or microsoft to create their shitposts for them
>>157532934Hell yeah, brother!
>>157532911Are you that anon? The GT janny?
>>157532950honestly thats probably not a bad job. be around hot college sluts all day (GA tech is notorious for their girls hooking up with staff too). clean a garbage can or two. get that pension, probably even sleep on campus too
>>157532985this, doesn't pay much but sounds comfy
>oh my freaking gosh he freaking doxxed himself!!>let's make 200 posts about itNPC behavior
NICK SO SHIT
my wife left me
>>157532966>>157533007why are europeans miserable and don't like fun? is it the lack of AC?
>>157532980No I'm Jay and still need a teaching job
>>157533020I fucked her
>>157533023my radiator is on
>>157532925honestly same. I want a 6/10 jeeta so much it's unreal bros.
>>157533046Well you’d better go catch it!!
Me posting with this flag is an even bigger dox than what janitor anon did.
>BLOWSTON GAYSOXS
>>157533066Fr I’ve been watching you through your webcam for weeks
>Contreras
yankees 3 bloop singles looking for MLB record 4 in one inning
>>157533066is it true that colombia has the hottest and freakiest women in south america
>BOMBSTON
Dumb stupid stinky period sox.
post yfw the MIT grad gives the cheat sox bad data but they can't fire him because they'd be utterly fucked without him
>>157533137That's what I've heard too, but sadly I've never met any Colombian women.
i dont get itso a wild card team thats won 90 games would still be seeded LOWER than a team that won 80, just because that worse team won the “series split” between the two?theres no way thats how it works
>KEKSTON
if my math is correct the yankees wont score in the next 3 games..
>>157533169I don't have many directly baseball-related reaction images but this size fits most
MORE SCORE MORE RUNS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157533137based Veronica Leal
>>157533198nah fox is just retarded. the yankees will be the #1 wild card team and host a wild card series against (likely) the red Soxas long as they have a better record
>>157533169
Flyovers are real impressed by an MIT graduate because they never made it past ninth grade.
Why are stinkee fans stealing anime posting from the doyers? Find your own thing.
so what's the verdict on George Lombard. is he legit?
red sux fags…
The next genny should be dedicated to our guy Tushy.
we want TUSHY.
Sosabros, we hold unimaginable power.
>>157533255Retard.bg bombston. Chapman is a liar.
>>157533298Love Sosa, bitches love Sosa
>>157532096The race is over, PCA will be MV.P MVPCA if you will,
Good play Gunnar
>>157533298Stat padding against the Reds means nothing to the MVP voters
>>157529614if that's not retractable roof, they'll have same issue they had with the astrodome when it opened 50 years ago. those angled glass panels just act as magnifying glasses and scorch the field
Hook that ump to a lie detector
The second baseman and the shortstop should be called midfielders so the euros will get it
>>1575331982010 NFL season7-9 team got to host and knocked out the 11-5 reigning super bowl champsdon't have a webm of that on this computer, but beast mode.webm
>another run scored
Next one that strikes out gets double dipped and deep fried
chat, is this true?
>>157533436Many are saying this.
Sosa? More like Soso
>>157533518
lol why are there so many phillies fans in anahiem?
A’sB’sC’sD’sF’sH’sM’sO’sP’sS’sW’s
I’m gonna get 28 Ohtani rings at promo night next week and the Yankees are just gonna have to suck my dick about it
>BLOWSTONGAYSUCKS
My O's are winning
Robot umps, ghost runners; what’s next, werewolf base coaches and zombie ball boys?
What kind of person buys a replica ring for a team they don’t play for celebrating a win they didn’t earn?
>>157533646the same type that uses a japanese vpn to larp and uses terms like >we and >us
>>157533635whats next? a team of pirates?
>>157533631With small ball too
>mfw I order fish n chips and get some ridiculously deep fried and oily abomination that's more breading than fish
>>157533635vampire bullpen catchers
>>157533667and served with a side of fries no less
>>157533666>small balljust learned a new term. thanks
>>157533671actually no the vampires should be the ushers instead
>>157533635Hello Kitty as Dodger's third base coach would go kind of hard. Imagine her giving the go sign on a send from second in the 9th.
>>157533667did you buy from an ethnically authentic seller?
>>157533635>calling the free double a "ghost runner"someone didn't play stickball as a kid and it shows
>>157533518I usually look for under 20 year olds with small boobs
>>157533678they'd have to be ticket vendors, they aren't allowed to enter the stadium unless invited in by the owners
>>157532630>>157532645>>157532740I'm retarded, how did people figure out he's a janitor?
>>157533680Hello Kitty belongs to my stros
>>157533623The only sane Panamanian who's not Carew or Mo. >>157533608You may have saved baseball by beating the blow gays but then you ruined it again by signing Skubal so don't get cute. 28 soon thoughever.
>>157533635zombie jomboys
>>157533700unhinged digits
>>157533463Ohtani fucking up his throwing arm, which was the only thing standing between PCA and the MVP, again. Is what matters to MVP voters.
>>157533676fr, look at this shit. and that's after I ripped the fish out of those oily ass chunks
>>157533684sorry I wasn’t poor anon.
pca shouldnt be eligible for any awards after he sexually assaulted that woman
>>157533710not about being poor, being about not having friends
>>157533716no, it’s about being poor because I had friends and we could afford bats.
>>157533690yeah that's what I'm saying, they tricked the owners in like the 19th century when everyone was more gullible and they've been ushering ever since
There’s enough spooks in baseball without all these ghost runners
But theres no baseball in 2027
>>157533722>you can't play stickball with bats>having bats dictates using ghost runners (ie imaginary friends who can't be tagged out)
>>157533733hopefully
>>157533667fish and chips is so straight forward to get right as well, which makes it even more frustrating when they somehow manage to fuck it upcondolences fren
>>157533733there isnt
volpe is a red sox killer
>>157533744He’s the Dagestan Dandy they call him
>>157533733There will be baseball 2
>>157533712That woman should report that appalling incident to the MLB organization
>>157533724the vampire themselves are probably pretty rich, lots of investments over the years. there's a reason they all have that hook nose and are scared of the roman cross.look what they did to big garlic. convinced everyone that they're allergic to garlic when in reality everyone is just seasoning themselves so their blood tastes better
>>157533749BLERNS BALL?
The Yankees never shared their alibi with the grand jury after 9/11
Why was Jorge Posada in PA the day before?
>>157533760Bush flew the planes.
Jorge Posada has one of those Hey Arnold head shapes
Chikaner we need you back in /nfl/. The tranimefags and /co/troons are spamming again
Dick Cheney’s robot heart umpire
>>157533795Always a perfect air strike zone
sneks
>>157533760Oh. My. God.
>nu>>157533788
>>157533824>nu before 600
>>157533709It's completely different from this video..............https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hQzKY0g0JGc
>>157533827Not a sticky.
turn off your vpn if you want a repry
I got something sticky for you. It’s on my arm so I can rub my balls with it. Increased spin rate
The fact that Amed Rosario still needs a translator having been here 13 years is borderline impressive
Moo
>>157533756that took a crazy dip in the middle there rofl
Why is no one staying up for the games tonight? There is still baseball on
