ok, no mental illness, no shit gimmicks, no homophobia or racism, let's make this a good thread
let's get after it fellas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSJMnrHPLw

To the tune of shanaia twains "man, I feel like a woman)

Transchester Dilated

>/trans/
Dibu to Chelsea
Cho to Hull
Barcola to Liverpool (120m)
Marmoush to Spurs (loan)
Jackson to Villa

Why the price tag only for Barcola?

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!??!

>>157530352
got his ass

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>>157530289

i can't believe Spurs lost...

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well maybe he should be angry?

>>157530352
cos I'm a faggot obsessed with Liverpool

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The only Horníček I want is Angel Wicky

>>157530447
>Pretending you slipped because the FK was that bad
Kek

>Pundits actually thought Spurs were back ("back" to where, what, or who is anyone's guess) because they beat Charlton's reserves in a cup game

>>157530578
When are Kulu and Simons coming back?

>>157530661
No idea, I'm not stupid enough to support Spurs

Can Tottenham say they finally won the league if it's the Championship next season?

>>157530912
Titles won by West Ham and Tottenham combined - 2
Titles won by Huddersfield Town - 3

I'm surprised they haven't both started counting reserve leagues and youth trophies

>The positive - we're much, much better than Hull. We'll finish above them.
Odd claim after losing 1-0 at home

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I can't wait until tomorrow!

>>157530912
Honestly I don't think current Spurs are able to get promotion from the Championship

Marmoush always feasts against Newcastle whenever he played them for City
>plays against them at Spurs
>nothing

Love seeing that Tory cunt Jennings seethe

Southern wanker

>>157531022
looks like that he-bird who does the history shows

Just as expected Spurs customers are nowhere to be seen in this general

Spurs spent half a billion to be just as shit as last year

>Hull showing they're a solid side
>Coventry showing they are capable
>Ipswich showing they aren't going to get relegated
No Wigan for Spurs this season. It's 20th or bust.

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So who are the bad guys and who are the good guys?

>>157531022
KEK

>Pedro Porro: “Jacob (Murphy) walked up to me and laughed in my face. I called him and asked why he was laughing. He asked me, ‘Do I have no reason to laugh?’ I told him, ‘Are you mocking us because we lost?’

>“He said, ‘You didn’t just lose, you always lose.’

>>157530912
Why not? They claimed they were "European Champions" after beating literally who, literally who 2, literally whothefuck, and >Manchester United.

niggas tell me your supposed to wake up to the sun
ermmmm the sun is WOKE?!?
your having a laugh

>>157531926
>>157530912
what if I rubbed my cock all over your face after you slobbered all over it like how pedro porno slobbered all over bazumana tourè

Do they let you walk alone in Everton

>>157532029
Do they actually plan to use him or will he just warm Doku's ass

>>157532054
Doku gets injured just getting out of bed in the morning

https://thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/relegation.52086/

>>157529603
Bit mad his 10 minute cameo against Palace already has half a million views https://youtu.be/-itYYXU3D2A

>>157531720
>Coventry showing they are capable
??

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>Spurs have spent £500m this window alone
>Bring on Solanke to change the game

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loling at wet spam struggling the championship, of all the shit cheap winger they could get they decided to sign a vocal zionist supporter instead. they shat out their own pro-palestine fans and as it turns out he's not even good.

>>157533021
>muh le jews
They have a mediocre midfield, Soucek is injured and >pablo felipe

>>157530447
tel needs to be sold

guys fucking useless

desu fink we looked better den last week

fink we have some decent players to be good despite ridiculous loss

>>157530661
sell em

havent seen kulu for like 3 years gtfi

>>157533392
fink your back?

>>157533392
m8 I've said Tel was bad news since the day I first saw him. there is not a player in there, he is just chaos, arrogance, and humiliation to any club that dares to play him.

say barr cola in a Yorkshire accent
baaahh cohluh

>>157533392
u fink?

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it's not too late for bowen to push for a move now that west ham will be in championship for a long time

>>157532290
big fan of this music genre that seems to exist solely in welcome skills and tricks videos

>>157533877
and on and on we'll gooo auuhoooooahooooahhhouaahouooah

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I'm excited to watch them again

I hate you

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heard spuds fans are crying for another wide attacker, well guess who is still available

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Newcastle look really good. Maybe people got ahead of themselves

>>157534355
they sent that crocked Brazilian fraud over to Arsenal to stink it up

>>157534367
If I had to guess I'd say he's the most impactful player they lost but still he's just an individual. Sometimes the narrative just takes over. Villa are probably fucked tomorrow but I feel the same way about them

Spurs need more Brits in their starting xi. It’s not right

>>157534355
because Joelinton isn't stinking up their midfield

>>157532029
I just don't get this at all, they might as well play Grealish

Doubt that Enzo will come to City, or maybe they wait for the deadline day??

>>157534578
grealz no longer cares about football anymore

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ornstein another ABE

Hope my spurs get relegated..

>messi scammed 4 goals in a game

>gackpo
Kek Liverpoo are going to regret this

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bruh

>>157534675
The longer this goes on the more I wonder if all of this is a creation of his agent. I don’t doubt Maresca wants him but it’s getting ridiculous now with Gakpo

>>157535119
>paying attention to our extra shit league