Post pre-season edition
Seahawks
You guys ever seen a vagina?
>>157533067Yes!!
They have to be abolishing the preseason soon it's so obvious the league doesn't want it anymore.
REAL general>>157533052
i'm absolutely mogging that fat fuck packers fan with the apple watch btw
>>157533067I only have eyes for bussy thank you very much.
>>157533086She's fucking disgusting. Fuck your REAL general faggot.
>>157533067Yes. Twas quite the stinky thing, but made my beins feel VERY good in the end. Its true.
shitblowza
>>157533096This retard is a porn addict, by the way. He admitted to watching fourteen hours of hardcore pornography a day. Bryce Young can't win with this cat.
>And we intercepting Bo BITCH every drive of his BITCH ass Timmy lifeWtf? Is this kind of racial comment appropriate?
>>157533117He's a pretty good looking guyWhy didn't he just fuck some model
I've rediscovered quake 1 again, it's like going back in time and having sex with my high school gf again before she got fat.
why did mahomes regress so hard as a deep passing threat
>>157533108Sincerely.. you are gay
This is our year
>>157533150refs stopped calling PI for him whenever he would underthrow a ball
>>157533087I look like this
>>157533150turns out its really hard to meme chuck when the refs arnt helping you out every single play
>AFC East1. Patriots2. Bills (Wild Card)3. Jets4. Dolphins>AFC North1. Ravens2. Bengals (Wild Card)3. Steelers4. Browns>AFC South1. Texans2. Jaguars3. Colts4. Titans>AFC West1. Broncos2. Chargers (Wild Card)3. Chiefs4. Raiders
>>157533150
>>157533185Stop crying
>>157533171*skull*>>157533167I look like this and say this literally every year to the point that its a running joke in my family and friend group while wearing that moss jersey
>>157533067saw ur moms last night lol
You know Kelce looks better than I would have expected him to this preseason. Maybe now that he's finally bitten the bullet and married TayTay his life's a lot less stressful. That and maybe she's shared some of her anti-aging stuff with him.
>>157533208What’s making you seethe little buddy?
>>157533187one webm doesn't change how he's been near the bottom of the league in passer rating, completion rate and accuracy rate when throwing deep over the last 3 years
Aura.
>>157533230ACL tear week 1Tired of seeing Mr Swift
>>157533067
>>157533239
>>157533264any response other than cherrypicking?
>>157533278For me it's the One More Time/Aerodynamic mashup.
Wife picked out a new bull that doesn't want me in the room, so much time to watch football just opened up.
the fire tomlin collage will never be updated again...
>>157533286>M-muh cherrypicking!You've gotten responses many times. You're not interested in what he can do, which plenty of examples can demonstrate, but just muh stats. Why do YOU think, if he's capable of a great deep ball, his stats are down?Who catches deep balls?
>>157533292id give my left nut to be there imagine the pussy imagine the smell
>>157533293>15 year old 4chan 'humor'
>>157533293zamn that's 3 hours on monday, 3 on thursday, and 9 on sunday MINIMUM!
>>157533302he was a tyreek babby
>>157533143Quake is cool, I wish they kept with the theme for the 2nd instead of just making it fighting aliens.
>>157533302When mahomes throws it? more often than not the defense
>NFC East1. Eagles2. Cowboys (Wild Card and it will be insufferable)3. Giants4. Commies>NFC East1. Lions2. Bears (Wild Card)3. Packers4. Vikings>NFC South1. Buccaneers2. Panthers3. Saints4. Falcons>NFC West1. Seahawks2. Rams (Wild Card)3. 49ers4. Cardinals
>>157533320>>157533328So we're not pretending to have a real conversation anymore? That cope lasted long
>>157533342but is he still on pace bud?
I think Im not gonna go to work tomorrow and just get shitfaced and drunk text my boss and tell him that his wife andnI have been having an affair for three years.
>>157533342You already admitted he needs Tyreek to truly threaten the deep ball, what else is there to say
>>157533348Stop pretending to be an intelligent person seeking debate and just stick to posts like this from the beginning, blown out seething bitch
>>157533359who would want to debate? lmao I know I am right
>>157533358>Haha I was trolling alongNo, you weren't :(Try again tomorrow
>>157533344>Patrick! Patrick, I'm open! Throw me the Ba-AAAAACKkek
Allen in his 4 playoff games against the chiefs has 11 tds, 1 turnover and is 0-4 in those games.
>NOOOOOO you can't just post webms proving me wrong, you have to engage me in a real debate! Explain yourself!>*replies literally one time*>Haha I was trolling along :D Tyreekbabby refbabby haha who would want to debate? I know I am rightEmbarrassing. It's a sociological curiosity that it's never Chiefs chads who behave this way. Can there really be such a difference in people between regions?
MY Cleveland Browns are getting the 1st overall pick and squandering it
>>157533416FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN(Still cleveland)
>>157533419So your birthday is approximately...... March? February?
>>157533348He is not
>>157533416They’re going to fall for Arch Memeing.
>>157533404Impressive when mahomo had the refs in his pocket.
>>157533466Who cares about gays. Don't cater to it.
>We won the game! Thanks be to God! Detroit... this one is for you!
>>157533377so was that a yes or a no
>>157533486Nobody outside of 4chan thinks the refs rigged games for the chiefs but keep coping and seething.
bad webms are cherry picked but the good ones show the true nature of football
>>157533504You didn't ask a yes or no question literal retard. You're genuinely on the level of CleverBot
>>157533508>NobodyLiterally everyone that watches NFL and isn't a Chiefs fan.
>>157533481No way the Mannings are letting him play for the Browns
>>157533404It's possible Andy Reid might be a better strategist than McDermott
>>157533501This was unironically the play that turned the whole franchise around. Then they became Rape Terminators against the Chiefs. Crazy.
>>157533525>cherry picked You are the only person who says this
>>157533539Should have been fired after 13 seconds.
>>157533466my birthday is in December
>>157533501Can someone who knows more ball than I do explain this defensive coverage?>only rushing 3>everyone else is WAY back in the endzoneThe lack of pressure means you know the QB is going to get to make whatever throw he wants, and the laid back coverage means you're giving receivers a lot of room to cook you on a route. If you're gonna drop so many dudes into coverage, why not play some of them closer?
>>157533528what is an implied question
>>157533539And I will never be convinced that McDermott didn't throw every playoff game against the Chiefs.
>>157533562There wasn't one, everything you post is cope about either the Chiefs or being flat out retarded. just stop
>AFCE1. fins2. Pats 3. Bills 4. Jets >AFCW BroncosChiefs ChargersRaiders>AFCNBengals Steelers Ravens Browns >AFCS JagsTexansColts Tits >NFCEEagles'boys 'SkinsGiants >NFCW Hawks (repeat champs)Rams Niners Cards>NFCN Packers Lions Bears 'kings >NFCS Bucs Saints Panthers Falcons
>>157533572it's ok if you don't want to answer, we all know it to be true regardless
>>157533561The team was 5-6, hope this helps lolBut yes, a corner dropped his assignment and drifted into the endzone to play blanket. There should have been a man on the receiver that caught it
>>157533577More realistic
My Chieffies make me wanton...
>>157533557Didn't ask.
>>157533508#refball was trending after that ultra sus first down call against buffalo. It was literally, unironically a "the goyim know, shut it down" situation. They made it so obvious they had to completely reverse course and let the Chiefs get their shit pushed in to offset the skepticism
>>157533577What would possibly make you believe in the fish? The rest is fine
>>157533599Chiefs wolf… y-you *tugs collar* you look different…
>>157533592>The team was 5-6, hope this helps lolKek fair enough
I remember when the chefs had alex smith and there were so many great memes and people rooting for the chiefs, now it's just furries and trannies.
>>157533609Have you ever asked yourself, probably not due to being retarded, why you would continue to watch a league that's rigged?
>>157533603you literally ended your sentence in a question mark idjit https://youtu.be/wGZFv3ip96s
>>157533561Its a type of prevent. The objective is to build a zone wall in front of the endzone. Even if they catch the ball on the 1, they will be tackled and the game will be over. Someone forgot to tell that niggerhead 27 that you cant play cushy ass defense and let your man run inside of you to the endzone for a layup touchdown.
>>157533599Zamn!!!
>>157533615Everybody loves the underdog and seethes about Chad Thundercock. That's how it goes.If one of your shit teams becomes a dynasty next, you'll experience the same thing. the pats were "cheaters" too and the deflategate hysteria is typical>>157533627Nah it's who you who did that
>>157533622People watch and wrestling, reality tv, and game shows knowing it's all fake. But there are true believers out there that need to be brought into reality.
The NFC North might get to 40+ combined wins this year. Who y'all think will finish first? For me? Heh. That's ez. I'm thinkin' about those Kangz...
gib moar footbal
>>157533641Oh ok, so you see it as basically the WWE and don’t get emotionally involved in outcomes?
>>157533551I honesty think if they ditch McDermott and keep Daboll after that game that would have been their best chance. The offense was not the problem
Tua’s still alive?
>>157533539People always wonder what would it look like if Mahomes went to the Bears / Texans and Trubisky / Watson went to the Chiefs and how much worse Mahomes would look and how much better one of the other two might lookI think actually not much different. What is ACTUALLY probably going to be much different is Allen on the Chiefs and Mahomes on the Bills. I think Allen on the Chiefs blows Mahomes on the Bills out the water
>>157533577>t. habitual meth user>>157533596Anyone who has the Texans not winning the AFC South is trolling or retarded.
>>157533698Never noticed that kek
>>157533701Just because BJ Shroud cut the turds off his head, doesnt mean he will suddenly be good.
>>157533634>Its a type of preventBut what does it prevent?
>>157533719It exists to prevent you from winning the game. Happens every single time.
>>157533698strange you posted this. i haven't listened to this song for ages but it kept popping into my head the last couple weeks for some reason.
NFC SOUTH:>Aints 9-8>Pants 9-8>Succs 8-9>Failcoons 3-14
>>157533719winning, obviously
>>157533691It's impossible to tell. I would probably agree that Allen on the Chiefs would have the edge, it's the better situation and he has all the talent in the world. But there is also a lot about Mahomes that makes him the best that actually wasn't taught or inherited by situation. For instance, he has the Brady clutch gene, and Allen doesn't. In critical games and moments Allen can get the 1000 yard stare that Bills fans know well and make boneheaded mistakes. He can become overwhelmed. Mahomes is ice cold, and that's important. Mahomes is also better at reading defenses but that could be down to being on the Chiefs. He does seem to be a natural though, Bill Belichick talks about how in the AFCCG against the Pats, Belichick drew up a special gameplan for Mahomes to confuse the young QB, which was initially successful and shut the Chiefs down, and he was amazed when Mahomes had "solved it" by half-time and managed to turn the game into a shoot-out, where the Chiefs had one of the worst defenses and the Pats one of the best, but Mahomes was slicing through THEM as easily as Brady was us. Is that the Chiefs? Alex never rose to that level.Ultimately I think that, in a vacuum, Mahomes is the better QB. But situation isn't nothing, and probably being on the Chiefs would give Allen the edge over Mahomes on the Bills. I think the dynasty would look pretty much the same though
>>157533718He only has to be a game manager. T Flaw is absolute garbage. Texans are 32-16 all time against the Jaguars.
>>157533728Bain is a beast. Wirfs might be the best o linemen in the league and he is back. Bucs will be good and win the divy. Plus Bowles knows he's fired if he doesn't make the playoffs.
>>157533757Bowels should have been fired when he lost to the rams in the playoffs.
>>157533757Baker is likely playing for a new contract too. On another team obviously.>>157533770He should have never been hired in the first place.
>avatar or signature use>spamming or floodingLight em up
>>157533770Sneed should have been freed when he lost to chuck in the suckoffs.
>>157533750yeah i know i was obsessed with them back in the day. got in trouble at catholic school for paying the jukebox to play prison song at a bowling alley field trip. it's crazy how they were able to be so redpilled without losing their minds and managing to put out insane quality music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PllrpKGJbOY
>>157533757You won't be good as long Todd Bowels is your coach, it's that simple. You aren't doing better than the seasons you had Mike Evans, and he bailed because your franchise is dysfunctional. It's grim
>>157533808they know just as well as I that im essentially unbannable and that I can “evade” a “ban” faster than their automod can handle out a ban for using a proxy or VPN the sooner you come to terms with that fact the happier youll be
>157533829
>>157533817It hurts were literally reliving the exact same shit from our childhood I will add that normgroids always talk about RATM and black flag, but the only band to literally never sell out was Down https://youtu.be/6mB_v1X8T5s
>>157533622Because up until recently I wouldn't have called it full blown rigged. Before it was mostly limited to occasionally dubious calls that didn't even necessarily decide outcomes but just whether or not someone covered the point spread. Still cheesy but some team occasionally getting a late flag call to set up a field goal in a regular season game they lost anyway wasn't enough of an issue to throw the baby out with the bathwater. There was some fuckery but they kept it at a relatively tolerable and mostly background level like savvy conspirators tend to do.But with the Cheifs they kicked it into turbo ultra megadrive and just shamelessly showed favoritism not only on a consistent basis but in important moments. They weren't just nudging point spreads any more, this was NBA-tier anointing of predetermined champions, which is where it becomes unacceptable. I *did* ask myself why I was till watching this shit and honestly if the league had memed KC to another phony super bowl I was gonna treat it like I treat the NBA and just ignore most of it. But they seemed to (belatedly) realize they were overstepping and quit their bullshit, much to the chagrin of swiftie bandwagon jumpers everywhere, so my distaste was tempered somewhat. I still don't completely trust the outcomes, though and probably never will again. I watch it passively but I do not spend money on it and sure as fuck don't gamble on it.
Who is more guaranteed a hof rodgers or mahomes?
>>157533610I was just fucking around then started taking it seriously
>>157533871All those tears and what do they get you? Nothing but embarrassing posts on the internet.
>>157533873Ryback
>>157533873jenny
>>157533871
>>157533067Yeah but still haven't seen the clitoris
>the Seahawks won an Owl then immediately got sold to a pooMicrocosm of America
>>157533871I am not statmutt btw. This is meaningless when you don't specify what defensive penalty means. I bet they made one for pi and realized the chefs didn't get favorable calls more often. The reason for the chimpouts is simply the act of giving an incredibly potent offense with the best qb in the league at center a favorible penalty because the dbs need to cheat.and even then we only had favorible luck for total penaltys once in 2018 during mahomes rookie season where he layed pipe to every DB in the league with his missiles to hill.
>>157533882How do Jags and Hawks live with themselves? There is no worse fate
GOODBYE I WIPE IT OFF ON THE TILE THE LIGHT IS BRIGHTER THIS TIME EVERYTHING IS 3D BLASPHEMY MY EYES ARE RED AND GOLD THE HAIR IS STANDING STRAIGHT UP THIS IS NOT THE WAY I PICTURED ME
>>157533906It's from a meme paper that was widely maligned and immediately dismissed even on reddit where r/nfl is CDS centralWhat the seething tards who post it and didn't read it don't even realize is that it only accuses the refs of showing bias towards the Chiefs in the REGULAR SEASON. The paper actually claims the Chiefs got LESS favoritism than usual in the postseason. lolIt's a dumb paper anyway
>>157533905So why didn't my Redskin Football Commanders win one before their sale?
>>157533919>What the seething tards who post it and didn't read it don't even realize is that it only accuses the refs of showing bias towards the Chiefs in the REGULAR SEASONThey do know that, and they know its reputation, they post it anyway
My Rammies :)
>*turning around from defending my Chiefs from rigged accusations*Rams cheated. Rigged Rams.
>>157533535Arch sucks. They shouldn't throw their weight around yet.
>>157533959Bro seriously thought he was the main character for a second lol. Dem Boys had to remind them.
>>157533956A Little Piece of Heaven is the metal Bohemian Rhapsody
Mmmmmmhmmmmm 'fraid so
do we like rin here or is this more of a worm general?
I am not statmutt btw. I believe in the equality of peoples and sexes. That it is why I fundamentally support selective service registration for all military age males and females within the borders and beyond of these great Colts of Indianapolis America. The free people of the American Football Conference, being a necessary bulwark against the methodical advance of the National Football Conference armed services along the Patriots border, must aggressively confront the growing corporate tide of corrupting anti-Dolphins sentiment.
Week 1 always has some cinema games. Vikings@Bears and Ravens@Bills come to mind
>>157533956>jennyKING reliving modern warfare 2 days
Patty Mahomo is the fakest most manufactured qb of all time.
>>157533995>Aintsfag spottedYou tried to put the Chiefs as the 1 seed to take the attention, but nobody outside of LA believes in the Saints
>>157534002yes... the league does that intentionally...
>>157533995>t. habitual meth addict
>>157534009Many have said this
>>157534008>>157533989>>157533978everybodys gottta die sometime :/
>>157534015No I'm a Chiefs tranny I fear. I don't believe in anyone from the NFCS, Saints seem like maybe the best. Who care
>>157534015Its the NFC South manAny of those shitters could win it
MY DICKS ALL SHITTYMY DIXKS ALL SHITTY FROM YOUR ASSHOLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrOoRfMVOE
>>157534000This is a bussy genny and rin's defenseless anus is the closest thing to it
>>157533893
>>157533935
>Tyler Slop>Baker Gayfield>Michael Penis>Pooa Turndaballova>Bryce Dung (5’7” btw)GRIM
>>157534056nice
Oh are we posting theme songs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ&list=RDao5vqJre-xQ&start_radio=1
>>157534001I'll say this: if the military plans an all-male draft for WWIII I'd like to see how they're going to argue for title IX and other "equality" programs at the same time. If we're all the same, treat us all the same. And if we're not then you have to admit it and stop obliging equal treatment
>>157534042Is this Josh Allen when he plays Lameme in the playoffs?
>>157534097You know I would have been excited to fight in WW3 like 5 years ago but now I feel like a decrepit oldfag. They should really hurry up if we're going to have a spectacle.
>>157534042keeeeek
>>157534086I still can't believe even Amazon is willing to just light a billion dollars on fire to make a series no one in the world gives the slightest fuck about. Even for them that's gotta sting a little bit
>>157534042SLOBBO!
>>157534107Niggas thought they were HBO and they just aren't. These are other production companies are just incompetent. Like Netflix trying to produce a Blade show with Mahershshahahaha Ali for like 6 years before finally giving up because everything they came up with was shit. Imagine HBO getting a property and finally just being like "fuck it, we can't hack it. Ah well"Amazon just doesn't have the chops to make a great show. It's not as simple as just throwing money at something
>>157534103I'm 48, so if they come for me things have gone horribly wrong and all you zoomers are already dead
Uh oh stinky did a Detoilet get splattered all over the field? Nobody cares about those subhumans kek.
>>157534116Erock, comment?
>>157534118The problem with Blade is that the DEI hires trying to make it were so terminally political that they looked at a show that already had a black MC and asked "how can we diversify this?" Because it's not about an end goal with these people, it's about moving the goalposts perpetually (see, I made it about football, this post is on topic) so you can always be "resisting" something. It's one of the reasons I fundamentally distrust leftists. Right wing people mostly know what they want and stop trying to fuck with shit once they have it. Leftists just want to want things and if they get what they want then they just want something else and they produce a black hole of neverending "progress" aka California
>>157534165Wtf why are you so old raidfeces tranny? Don't you have a garden to tend to?
>>157534165>he thinks they'll stop at 26
The average age of posters here is 45
There's never gonna be another draft because we'd all get wasted do drugs and call in air strikes on nothing like in Vietnam.
>ITT a bunch of fat tranime watching sub 80 IQ browns fantasize about a non existent draft for WW3
>>157534195we'd all hang out at base while some nerds drone strike the other country, it wouldn't be that bad.
>>157534202uh oh stinkyyyyyyyyy
>>157534189Yeah you look it
MR WORLDWIDE
Keenan Allen could very realistically be top 5 all time in receptions by the end of this season. Can he be a hall of famer?
>>157534244>Keenan Allenthis literal who shouldnt even get to sniff in the general direction of the HoF
>>157534200I look like this.
Oh so we posting selfies?
>>157534275here is mine.
>>157534275Based and good looking chad
https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY
I must apologize to /nba/. This place is the same shit but with different names and teams. Mental illness seems to have devastated this whole board
>>157534318>watching rigged apehoopyikes
>This shit team bores me
>TCU vs UC was played in Ireland? What the fuck is CFB doing? Why?
>>157534326>he says in thread heavily featuring the chiefs
>>157534200Don't make me tap the sign
I wish someone would kill Roger Goodell, Mahomes is a victim in the rigging of his jewish shenanigans.
>>157534360Now you know how the Eagles felt
>>157534116Erock army nigga
>>157534411No they were thinking>PLEASE GOD BE ENOUGH PLEASE OHHHH GOOOOOD PLEASE LORD DON'T DO ME LIKE THIS OHHH PLEASE LET A 35 POINT LEAD BE ENOUGH LORD GOD
>>157534439thats a man.
>>157534439need me a kween who supports my team
>>157534363You underestimate how much all corporations hate America and despise the fact they depend on domestic spending as the source of all their income. They'd expand into Asia, Latin America, Europe, etc if they could find a market, but they can't so football execs are looked down on as rustic and backwards by their peers for not being able to outsource the entire sport overseas.
>>157534439
>>157534363greed is ruining literally everything good about life
What's the best vape for regular flower? Just looking for something cheap, with good battery life, and cheap coils/pods.
>>157534486oh, go chiefs btw
I just made a bomb ass chicken quesadilla, now Im gonna go to bed and fast all day tomorrow.
>>157534501Based, making one with leftover cajun chicken right now
>>157534107Buddy it's about humiliation. The elites are basically just demons in human skinsuits that get high off of subverting everything that is good and true and full of SOVL. The fact that they wasted millions to make this slop just gets them higher. If you can buy anything and fuck anyone and pop whatever exotic prescription drugs and peptides you want then what else can get you high? Inducing suffering. Now you understand the parasite caste.
>>157534570scary cob
>>157534570>If you can buy anything and fuck anyone and pop whatever exotic prescription drugs and peptides you want then what else can get you high?
I saw a guy wearing a Osweiler Texans jersey today.
>>157534646I saw someone wearing a Mac jones patriots jersey last month
How long until the opener? A week from wednesday? I don't think I'll make it...
>>157534662>Jewka NaJewabased bitin dawg
>>157534674thats based though. Marino is a mt rushmore guy, IF you know what I mean.
>>157534689I'm unfamiliar with that reference
>>157534706Nah you would've
>>157534706Wouldnt be surprised considering he through for over 5 thousand yards all the way back in 1984
>MARINER WOULD OF THROWED FIVE THOUSANDTY TWELVE TOUCHDOWNS IF HE PLAYED TUHDAY
>>157534724sybau statmutt
You had a good run Lionsfags. Did you enjoy the short term power trip of a couple seasons at the top? KEK back to the bottom you go lil wion
>>157534750He's a shit ringless boomer meme that I laugh about
yall running out of time to jump on board
>>157534785>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
>>157534794>pre offensive stackingThere was no salary cap for the majority of the seasons he played in the NFL. The NFL had plenty of stacked rosters.
>Jaxon DartThere's no way that's a white qb.
>>157534658I wish more plebs would realize that wearing a jersey of a a guy who was on your team very briefly but recently and either got cut or traded is basically an admission that you're a poorfag. You overinvested in a guy you thought would be good and then when it didn't pan out you couldn't afford to buy another jersey of a guy who's actually still on the team. You think it makes you look cool but it might as well say "broke" on the back.Don't be stupid. If you can only afford one jersey buy a vintage one of a guy you know already had a decent career with your team so it doesn't backfire on you
>>157534821Then don't imply that there weren't any stacked teams in general and just say that his teams weren't stacked.
>>157534836>JaxonLiteral white trash name. He's definitely one of you.
>>157534662He insulted the chosen people. The Rams aren't seeing a Super Bowl for at least another 50 years.
>>157534845JSN is whiteDart is blackhope this clears things up
>>157534785Lmaoooo
>>157534839shut up idiot
>>157534785I'll pass on Harbaugh's Ravens rejects and 4th quarter chokes
>>157534882>Fatt FagyCant believe he still has a job in the NFL
>>157534882>run heavy offense >defense can't just pass rush all the time>Dart has fewer attempts>actually goes 3 or 4 games without a concussion
>>157534837>having an old jersey means your poornah its not really that deep desu I never think of anyone like that if anything its just a novelty at best, I think your just projecting your insecurity
I couldn't even begin to imagine wearing another mans name on your back
>>157534966Men who think like this are just insecure and the type to be closeted
>>157534966another man writes your checks, dont worry about it so much.
>>157534972>>157534973>t. Jersey cucks
>>157534860correct
>>157534966I see chud influencers bring this up whenever they talk about how they HATE le sportsball like they haven't been painting coats of arms on armor since forever
>>157534979I don't care what you think, I constantly get people who get the nerve to banter with me in passing while wearing my jerseys and its always fun times. Never happens if you just wear a shirt with the teams logo I found
>>157535008thats been a /nfl/ meme for well over a decade now, newfag.
>>157534944A) It's you're not yourB) It's it's not itsC) Most plebs tolerate plebbishness in other plebs but non-trashy people who can write at a 5th grade level are still judging you
>>157535020(((your))) an uptight wadroll a J and kick back will ya? its not that deep bro
>>157534202I am not the statmutt but this is really petty. The lions haven't beaten the chiefs since 2023 in a flukey regular season low stakes week 1 match up at that. Zero owl appearances and choked one away because their head coach is a dumbass who has taken all the credit for Ben Johnson's offense.
>>157535084>Guys im TOTALLY NOT statmutt but im going to defend him and seethe about the lions just like statmutt does. But Remember- im really, really not statmutt okay?
Having uncomfortable heterosexual thoughts about women again....
>>157535113You think every poster here has some sort of hidden agenda too right Mr. schizo? If I was the stattymutt I would've mentioned the detoilet shit or how you people love to suck on bo nixs balls like the kiwi does. If it wasn't for him this genny would probably not hate mahomes as much as it is pretending to be...
>>157535066
>>157535156pathetic.
>>157535155thats my quarterback.
>>157535156>pretending
>>157535113>>Guys im TOTALLY NOT statmutt but im going to defend him and seethe about the lionsThere is no reason any Chiefs fan would do this. This is entirely in your mentally ill head
No one cares about the lions. They will be shit forever thanks to poor drafting and terrible coaching. I'm not a chiefs fan btw
Everyone cares about the Lions. They are a rising star thanks to great drafts and elite coaching. I AM a Lions fan btw!
>>157533264>flag Kek its literally every play with this nigga
Mahomes>Montana>Bradshaw>favre>rodgers>manning>burrows/Marino>brees
My anus has prolapsed
>>157534944I saw a homeless guy wearing a LaDainian Tomlinson jersey the other day
>>157535435hangover shits give you the ol spicy bunghole?
I’m hungry to program but McDonald’s breakfast doesn’t start till 4am so I will sit here for now
>>157534300James!
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>>157533919>is that it only accuses the refs of showing bias towards the Chiefs in the REGULAR SEASON>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.
>>157535435*deepthroats it and licks it clean*Can't wait to play quarterback for the Gary Bears!
>>157535509I could explain why what you think is an epic gotcha after you control+F'd and found a selection that sounded like a rebuttal to you is actually an example of illiteracy but it's not even worth it, because the paper is retarded and I'm not going to debate its points like they have merit.
>>157535535He's right and you're misremembering. They claim the Chiefs get no help in the regular season but help in the postseason. I agree that it's a meme though
>>157535543Whatever, genuinely don't care. When one of these retards starts quoting that paper at me my eyes glaze over and I go on autopilot. I don't even care if I'm wrong about what they're quoting, no more than they care about the validity of the paper as long as it says what they like lol. It's not a real conversation and they are vermin. I'm at the point now where I'm just going to lean into the ref whining. YES the league is rigged. YEP. They think your team is SHIT and UGLY and would never rig a game for you. YEP that's right, no point in rooting for your shit team against mine, uh oh Bronkies you thought you were winning the division? Not so fast!!!! Reffies... get 'em.
>>157535559yup thats a schizo post alright. oh its true, its damn true
>>157535535>coping
>>157535567>t. guy who thinks his shit team only loses because the Illumatini hand-selected the Kansas City Chiefs to push subversive race mixing visuals and erase the memory of Timmy Brady
>>157535574UH OH MELTY
>>157535535>I could explain why what you think is an epic gotcha after you control+F'd and found a selection that sounded like a rebuttal to you is actually an example of illiteracycurious what you would have meant by this
>>157535588I started to reply and made a reaction like gif about 5 times because I just couldn't debate that toilet paper seriously and then with half my brain caring, typed what I posted. I was vaguely thinking it was a selection specifying "when they are in strong scoring position" in the broader context of saying BUT they don't get more penalties in the postseason in general which is why I called him illiterate for ignoring context, but other anon is right that I just reversed postseason and regular season as being the refhelp cope season in my memory.
>>157533067Looking at one rn bruv
>>157535607so you're actually the illiterate one?
>>157535626YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just seven more minutes Bob! You can do it!
>>157535646Oh
OHHHH TAKE ME DOWN TO KANSAS CITYWHERE THE QUARTERBACKS BLACK AND THE DEFENCE IS SHITTY
Is it true that the mutt punched him after that game
>>157535653The game that every queef fan in the world wouldnt stop squealing about overtime rules needing to be changed until they got what they wanted.Later blaming it on the Bills was some unclassy trailer trash behavior
>>157535671These were the original lyrics for paradise city btw, Axl Rose and Slash are time travelers
>>157535680unsurprising
>>157535671*defense, with an s>>157535672There's an unsubstantiated tale that goes, Brady was on his way to the Chiefs locker room to give Mahomes his props in person (did happen) and when he got there, a big argument had broken out between Mahomes and Sutton and they had to be separated (rumor). The rumor claims that Mahomes was declaring to Andy Reid "NEVER AGAIN" and that he was calmed down after the fact by Brady who sat and talked with him for a little while (did happen). Sutton was fired shortly after this rumor was going around. We'll know if it's true one day I think.Another rumor claims Bob Sutton was punched by Marcus Peters, which is what you may be remembering.
OH WON'T YOU PLEASEGAPE MUTTHOOOOMES
>>157535693Why was he so mad
>>157535693>*defense, with an sdumbass, learn the game
Ok /nfl/ be real with me: have you ever done something homosex?
>>157535730Sutton's defense was one of the worst in the league and he had been putting up with it all season. Famously the 54-51 classic game against the Rams is the most points a team has ever scored and lost. In that AFCCG the Pats had one of the best defenses in the league and Mahomes was raping it. If he had even a little help from defense he would have won. Instead every time he scored the Pats easily drove down and answered. It was probably just the culmination of it all, after the whole season
>>157535734This is how Bronkeks visualize the word when they need to spell it out btw
>>157535753>play defenseThey couldn't because it was Tom's year. The nfl makes sure the team they want to win wins. Bob sutton jobbed because he was meant to job. Thats why you see volatile players like Peters freaking out on the sideline because they are being forced into bad looks so the riggi can happen and the grunts are unaware of the truth.
>>157535833Nobody says this
>>157535848Happened with the broncos. John fox could only elevate them to humiliation. It took kubiak coming back so they could storyline the kubiak/manning win for max Denver points. Same with Pete Carroll jobbing on the 1. Trading humiliation rituals for success is the nfls game
>>157535751I used to jerk off punks under the bridge for $15 a man
>>157535872When I jack off I always start downloading nudey videos of cellulitic older women off reddit until I've got like 12 gbs worth and then I bust and promptly delete it all.Kubiak is a weird coach to remember. He showed up, won an owl and then left without any further elaboration
Goodbye NFL and /nfl/ forever. I am done with this league for good. I am a /hoc/ chad now. I encourage you all to join me. The NFL had a good run. Now it's time to support a white sport. Bye. Goodbye
>>157535945k see you next week
>>157535945one last thing before i go, ive also starting having sex with men no more women. Bye!
>>157535945Hockey is for Indians(Canadians)
>>157535945i'm a flyers guy myself and gonto /hoc/ but there's too much forced namefaggotry on /hoc/. anons are posting about themselves and going full eceleb, /hoc/ is pretty much ruined
so is gay sex whats your point, I am Canadian im just in Michigan right now to grocery shop to avoid tariffs
Jake the Snake is the only NFL quarterback who never lost to Brady
>>157536135hes a zoinked out mushroom freak now
>>157536012I can tell you have sex with dark men by the way you post and the teams you go for
>>157536156i dont think i had much say in the teams that resonated to me in mid 90s and early 2000s buddy. not everyone team hops when things get bad you know :D
>>157536155Can you blame him for being a stoner, mushroom entrepreneur after going through the all the NFL shit?
what you all going to do for the next 210 days waiting for regular season kick off(no gay stuff) serious responses only
>>157536189Cry and drink a lot
>>157536189WorkWatch bullshit on YouTube ReadKiss girls like a faggot Jerk off a few times
nfl is dead
>>157536468Not true. False, even
This Zavian Thomas guy, holy fuck he can run fast
Bet the over the Giants and the under on the Sheagles. Anyone else?
>>157535888Good to see you're still doing well Adam
>>157534785I'm selling Dart as a starter. He won't last 3 quarters before a trip to the blue tent.
I hate the Finnish faggot.
>>157534837The only jerseys I own are of retired white players.
>>157533342Mahomes is 2x MVP and 3x SB MVP. The burden of proof that he is not a good qb is on you. Mahomes was drafted to MLB as a pitcher in 2014 and it is well known he has a great arm and great deep ball
>>157533026I wonder if that was a special occasion or if he enters all rooms like that
>>157537080Do numbers obsessed queefies have a response to this?
>>157537081He entered the locker room like that after losing to the broncos in the playoffs
The 9ers exist in this beautiful stasis where they embarrass 1 team in the playoffs every year before ultimately getting embarrassed themselves. Makes them easy to root for
just woke up to see that >we cut preseason superstar Carson Steelehonestly very disappointed for a hot minute I thought the birds finally found their FBsomeone is going to enjoy that pickup and hopefully it's us if he clears the waivers to end up on the practice squad at least
>>157537323STOP POSTING WOLVES. I don't want to be horny all day
>>157537142SmartI think that probably helped a lot
>>157537323>Hyping up an used Chiefs FB/RB ragif he had anything in him worthwhile the Chiefs would've desperately held onto with all their might like they did Tyquan Thorton for the WR position.Andy Reid loves his FB's
>DK Metcalf takes picture of grocery store worker and body shames himInternet ruined these kids, you used to get socked in the face for doing this shit now a bunch of shitheads cheer you on alongside the original
>>157537375He completely fucked his chances at the chiefs by repeatedly fumbling the ball whenever he was given a carryIts shame cause he could be a good power back
>>157537080oh no no no
>>157537360Well it certainly didn't make them get knocked out of the playoffs any more.
>>157537410Fatties choose to be fat and deserve to be ridiculed until they lose weight or kys themselves. Height, face, or things that can't be changed should not be mocked.
>>157534837Thats only for recently released players. Players like brock osweiler from 10yrs ago are to indicate that you are not a newfag. it is considered culture to honor previous generations of players, it just needs a proper waiting period and once its nostalgia it becomes considered culture to wear retired players jerseys
its not likely but it is possible that this is the last season we hear about how great reid and mahomes are. tough to keep pushing that narrative if they repeat last seasons success.
>>157537488If you are a >black qb and have even one good season the media talking heads will give you endless reprieve There are still talking heads telling everyone how great cj stroud is because of his rookie season. Mahomes will never be talked about as anything less than great no matter how poorly things good
>>157537479>Choosingincorrect
>>157537463Perhaps the dancing led to McDermott getting fired. One could ponder if that is why Josh felt so guilty afterward. I'd like to think so.
>>157537410In DKs defense, the grocery store clerk called him by his full name. What else was he supposed to do?
i got something in my bussy for youwhy don't you reach down in my bussy and see what it is?i only got one and it's only for yougive it little squeeze and say "how do ya do?"
>>157537529>poorly things goBecause he's 2nd all time in Playoff wins and nothing (You) or any shit tier QB in the league is going to do to take that away from him anytime soonKeep crying like his 2018 breakout season wasn't nearly a decade ago and during the time since Mahomes put himself on the mountain with Montana and Brady.
>>157537541Oh. Sorry. I didn't realize someone chained him down and force fed him every time he leaves his job.
>>157537594A Country does not get to 60% of its population being obese by choice.This is a cultural problem that a majority since have been born into, rather than them choosing.
they already had one of the least impressive dlines out there, did nothing to address it in the offseason and are now trading away their most promising young dt that steadily improved every year. what is poles cooking?
>>157537529>There are still talking heads telling everyone how great cj stroud isNobody is doing this
>>157537410Post it>>157537572Donkey Kong Metcalf
>>157537529I was at a talking head luncheon the other day and they were all still doing this.
I hate all of you. All of you faggots are so annoying and I hope all your teams are shit. Every time a team gets good, you annoying faggots crawl out of the woodwork. Every AFCW, NFCN, and NFCE fan that posts here is an immense faggot. I would have all of those teams go 0-17 if I could. There's not a single one of those teams I wishes wins their division because all of them are somehow extremely annoying. If I had my way, I'd make the Cardinals and Titans good because those teams have NO fans so nobody here would be annoying
>>157537730Come on DK Metcalf... that guy looks like 90% of your fans
>>157537529i know they will talk about his former greatness forever but they cant keep talking about how great they are presently if they have another losing season. also entering aged belichick territory where the players realize they have more time left than the coach and start ignoring him.
>>157537780another guy the 12-5 chiefs are gonna mindmelt
>>157537747Yeah seriously that’s like an average amerigolem physiqueVery mean to take and post a photo though
>>157537807>They are literally beneath youHe has a million dollars and is muscular. You are a fat Jewish slave burgerclapper lol You will do nothing which is why you're losing your country. You peaked in 1954 and everyone knows it but you. It's why you support pedo billionaires like Robert Kraft and Jed York.
>>157537787the refball era is over. theyre not calling holds on 3rd and forever anymore. your boys are cooked
>>157537878lol, lmao even
>>157537787>>157537889If you weren't so annoying, the Chiefs would be so much easier to enjoy.
My Chiefies make me go awooooooooo!!!~
>>157537529You actually don’t even need “one good season” look at jordan love for example. They’ll literally invent statistics to make you look good
>>157537906ive barely posted here all year, when Mahomes went down I took an evaluation and decided I spent waay too much time online
>>157537608Do people have free will? Yes. The problem is most of the homo sapiens in this country are not people.
>>157538033>Do people have free will?No
>Colts announced they acquired center Sedrick Van Pran-Granger and a 2027 seventh-round draft pick from the Buffalo Bills in exchange for a 2027 sixth-round draft pick.I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
yeah i doubt they're gonna roll with a rookie udfa from iowa as qb2could be a landing spot for gabriel or shedoodoo
>>157538105Does Miami have a good backup Center? You can have Mariota
>>157538079Hahahaha your civilization is collapsing and you're aligned with a Tel Aviv backed pedo billionaire who was blocked from buying the Bills and Raiders. Enjoy watching NFL players mog you.
>>157538115You're posting from the US.
>>157538111haven't heard of meyer or priebe in my life and campbell was a part of the texas interior oline that was partially responsible for making arch manning look unplayable for the first half of the season last year
>Bookmark this
>getting raped and gaped by white backup
>>157538150Which is how I know this. Will the NFL be serving out spoiled food to all the fans this year?
>>157538226The same reason JEST fans are salty - they know they are losers.
>Bills release S Geno Stonei don't think people realize how big of an upgrade Bryan Cook is. don't be surprised if the bengals wind up fielding a decent defense
>>157538168Arch makes himself look unplayable. Stop falling for the meme QB.
Why did Sean Payton have to leave us bros? 2017-2021 he really hit the next level as a coach and became truly elite in my eyes. I'm watching highlights of those Saints teams and they were so well rounded, physical, and smart. They look just like the Broncos today. He could have rebuilt after Brees left. He didn't have to leave.
>>157538341the 2nd half of the season gave enough reasons for optimism. i'm cautious, but i'm not writing him off, especially with the new weapons they added in the portal
>>157538341I thought he looked good after the first few games. If he had come out last year, he'd have probably been a 1st rounder.
>Drake Maye is the only player left on the team from the 2024 Draft>Patriots refuse to pay their only recent 1st round hit in years (Maye doesn't count as they wanted Daniels) because of cheapnessI'm getting nervous about this season, bros.
>>157538532missing the 'yoffs this year, honestly who cares
>>157538584Bills are on the downswing tho.
>>157538354Burnout is such a huge thing. He gave us 15 years, which is an eternity for NFL coaching. He gave us something to root for when our spirits were broken. He gave us a Super Bowl win. He would have had more if the league hadn't had their thumbs on the scale so often. Everyone goes through cycles of being great and then imploding. Look at the Patriots and everyone else in the nfc south.Things change. As someone living a parallel life owning a circus and dealing with huge pressure and danger and constant injuries in my cast, plus dealing with the pandemic's effects on our jobs and all the limitations and chaos, I feel for the guy. It's been absolute hell and it's broken me five times over and it's nowhere near settled. I think about a career change fairly often. If I had Sean's salary, I probably would take a year or two as a sabbatical.New Orleans, though it's one of the great loves of my life, is a really hard place to live. I was a Katrina refugee and I can't deal with the ptsd of hurricane season anymore. I'm also in Denver now, and though it doesn't have the magical flare of New Orleans, it was eye opening to come here and live in a place that's well run, safe, and well funded. All the water mains and lines into houses were just replaced. We got police reform, increased worker pto (even part time workers) and worker protections. Every interstate has been rebuilt in the last decade. We got thousands of homeless denizens into housing. The whole city has been working to take care of the 40,000 Venezuelans dumped on our street corners by Texas. I'm a queer woman and I'm treated like a human being here. Healthcare is way better. You don't realize how much living in the south can feel like a hostage situation until you get out for a while.Give him some grace. He gave us so much. He can make a human decision for himself and his career. We don't own him, and he didn't owe us anything.
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>>157538642kek
>>157533959Definitely pressed the wrong button
>>157538115you're brownthere is nothing worse than being brown
>>157538642lmao
>>157538532>they wanted Danielswhat fucking brainworms did these front offices suffer from to think that daniels' 5th year "breakout" of statpadding against army and georgia state while throwing to two first-round receivers would translate better to the pros than a 21-year-old who throws gorgeous effortless 50 yard deep bombs and almost single-handedly carries a pathetic roster to relevancy?
>>157538727The same ones who picked that 2024 draft where all the players are no longer on the roster. It was a big deal here in NE when the kicker won that Bills game that let the Commies get the #2 pick over the Patriots. Many wanted them to trade up to get Daniels.
>>157538727black QBs man, theres just something about that limitless potential. like what if we could teach a monkey sign language, what would he say?
>>157538642
>>157538727>almost single-handedly carries a pathetic roster to relevancy?Yeah, what would Daniels know about leading a 4 win roster on a deep playoff run. Meanwhile Maye really suffered carrying that 4th best defense to a Super Bowl while doing his best Trent Dilfer impersonation. Do you even watch NFL games?
>>157538727Daniels did what you're saying Maye did with a worse team and he was a much better playoff performer who didn't have the luxury of being carried by his defense.
>>157538105Derek Carr to Miami.
>>157538823>>157538846>somehow Daniels still has defenderslol
So who won the preseason
>>157538308So how are you any different?
>>157538914Bills
>>157538914Bussy enjoyers
>>157538823i was talking about their college careers retard
>>157538226>>157538325No, it's because you give us fatigue.
>>157538970>>>>would translate better to the prosOne guy carried an 18th ranked defense while leading his team in passing and rushing. The other guy had the worst postseason in NFL history
>>157538884they'll look as retarded as tuanon in 4 months
>>157538226Projection for the problems they create
>>157539006I'm a Daniels defender, but I know you know ball. I guess I'll defer to you.
>>157539044>I'm a Daniels defenderbuddy...
>>157537410made to be a steeler
>>157536135Burrow is 1-0 against Brady
>>157536135colt mccoy could've had that distinction, but the ONLY game the redskins started him in in 2019 just had to be against the pats
>>157538105and the answer is kyle mccord, in exchange for a 6th round pick
right when washington thinks they have a franchise qb. they get smacked with reality. Injury proned diva mommas boy KEK
>Bengals released veteran QB Josh Johnsonrip the unc qb room
>>157537621he got the call that their DBs will be allowed to rough it upgoodell/national media is desperate for chicago to be relevantthe next project, similar to the lambs
>>157539526My Bills will beat them to make it to the Owl!
>>157539649bengals are going 9-8 and missing the playoffs yet again
>>157538914Dillon Gabriel
>The queefies tackle situation AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA another season ender incoming!
Andy Ried? First ballot Hall of FamerBill Belichick? Not a first ballot Hall of Famer
Americans my favorite NPC to see online
>>157539659That would be fucking hilarious to see Joe Burrow and Jamarr Chases' primes completely wasted.
>>157539908not surprising because its the bengals we're talking about here. Think of how detroit wasted megatron and stafford
>>157539908So not their fault they choked in the Owl?
>>157539753Whats their tackle situationAnyway, have you seen their qb situation?
>>157540018Oh it absolutely is. They were even gifted a free TD by the refs and they still lost. It's just funny that Burrow has only been to the playoffs twice and he's going into year 7.
>>157540018they were never gonna win it anyways. That was probably the worst offensive line to ever make it to the owl
The question with Daniels is how long he can sustain being a running QB while also being 100 pounds soaking wet and built like a twig, we'll have to see how he does in year 3 but I thought his postseason run was far more impressive than the rest of his class with how stinky that Commanders roster is
>>157539935as much as i hate burrow and think he's overrated, unfortunately i think the bengals will be really good this year, probably gonna be in my 2nd tier of contenders (the 1st one is just the rams by themselves). lawrence should be a game changer for the defense, even offsetting the loss of hendrickson (who missed a lot of time last year anyway), a player like that makes the job easier both for the other linemen next to him and the linebackers behind him
>>157540055>The question with Daniels is how long he can sustain being a running QBJayden Daniels can play from the pocket, what are you talking about?
>>157540055>being a running QBHe's a passing QB though
>>157540083He’s a “get injured” QB
>>157540098Burrow-esque
I believe in Arch Manning.
>>157540055you think he can make it to the bye week without an owchie?commies have week 7 bye
>>157540081>>157540083Passing QBs do not lead their team in rushing at nearly 900 yards, being a QB that likes to run doesn't mean that you can't throw
>>157540125He won't get an on-the-field owchie. But that bussy will be torn up.
>>157540140Peyton Manning would lead his team in rushing if his RB1 was Brob
>>157540140Sounds more like a shit offensive line and no running game issue to me. Don't blame Jayden for going the extra mile to help the team out.
Fuck the preseason
>>157540018you could argue burrow choked, but absolutely not chase. he had a pretty good game and was wide open for the game winning touchdown if burrow and the ol didn't crumble on the last snap
>>157540235>aaaaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee my knee save me travis save me k9kek....KEK!!!!
>Trade the back up QB of the future for a 6th just cause you want to roll with old man TaylorFuck you Gutey
>>157540228they used the same excuse for Maye both are shit QBs
>>157540228dude was getting sacked by donald and we act like that wouldnt have been a miracle if he made the pass kek
You guys def wouldve thought marino sucked and was a choker kek. thankfully marino played when social media wasnt a thing so the opinions of people were far less retarded
>>157540285good QBs can handle pressure, muh line is cope
>>157540298so nanoka~?
Marinofags got pretty quiet all of the sudden. Perhaps they're quietly having an Elway induced melty?
>>157536012/hoc/ is like /nfl/ in that it's really only good during games and sometimes not even then. the NHL in general is a very watered down product like the NFL. the physicality has been removed to a great deal and the league is spread so thin and there's such low participation in both sports at the youth level that many teams are stacked with players that would not have been talented enough for the league in generations past. Cole Caufield, Jalen Hurts, etc.
>>157539826That's crazyAndy's negligent parenting led to one dead son and a drunk son that almost killed a kidBill is just a bit of an asshole
>>157540936It's the pro football hall of fame, not the parenting hall of fame.
>>157540864absolutely blasphemous to compare caufield to that shitter, the jalen hurts of hockey would be someone like zach hyman
>>157540987Andy doesn't have a better resume than Bill so there has to be more to it than just football
>>157541010Bill cheated a lot according to the voters.
>Youre bro-ACK!stfu whitoid
>>157538390>>157538428He’s not going to be good. It’s going to be an ugly season and everyone will blame his teammates for his failures. He could be a serviceable NFL QB eventually but he has a very low ceiling.
>>157541039So it's jealousy and butthurt and not meritI understand
>>157540936Bill Belichick is not a first ballot aych oh effer
Bill won an overseas game without any stars, Vrabel can't even win with the MVP runner up.
>>157541099Says more about the hall of fame than it does about Bill
>>157541099The hof permanently discredited itself by doing thatHope it was worth it
>>157541000Caulfield is frankly too small for an NHLer and he doesn't replicate his regular season success in the playoffs. He skates by in the regular season because of the deficiency of talent on other NHL teams. He was -6 against an flagging Anderson putting up just 3 goals in 12 games....
>>157537743>mfw the Titans get good again
>>157541170the hall of fame was already discredited by letting a lot of players, coaches, and others who didn't deserve it.
>>157535646>seven minutesThat was just a warmup run
>>157541181>Belichick had his best years with Brady and was mid or downright bad before and after>Moss had his best years with Brady and was mid or downright bad before and after>Arians had his best years with Brady and was mid or retired before and after
>>157541181Belichick put his players in the best possible position for them to succeed
>>157541171he's no martin st louis (though being coached by him might help), more like a better version of alex debrincat in that he was a demon in the juniors but will probably never reach that kind of production in the bigs due to physical limitations, but that's still a useful player that isn't out of place on a well-built first line
>>157541170The Hall of Fame's credibility mostly rests on people being unaware of who's doing the voting. Once you know that it's a popularity contest decided by a bunch of vain and bitter retards you realize it's a farce. The only reason it's not looked at with more skepticism is that most of the selections are no-brainers to begin with so he process is just validating obvious choices 90% of the time>so guys, I know it's been really suspenseful but..uh>Joe Montana, Dan Marino and John Elway are IN>It took us a long time to finally decide that>there was a lot to talk aboutSeriously, who fucking cares. The slam dunk choices don't need a bust in a museum somewhere to be remembered and the fringe choices don't matter. If Eli doesn't get in I guess Giant fans will just forget the two super bowls? Tom Rathman's not in, I still know who he is. Actual football fans remember the football, not the ex post facto awards voted on by committee years later
There are less than 5 and a half hours before teams have to finalize their final 53 man rosters
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>>157535653
>>157541458Very well said my friend
>>157541459guys. i have to admit the chances of me making the 53 man roster are pretty slim. wish me luck thougbeit.
>>157541504
>>157541049stuf brownoid parasite. You're literally nothing without us. Look at your home country.
>>157541458For a long time Kevin Greene wasn't in. I never watched him play but I knew him because of Madden and his appearance on the sack list. He is third on the official all time sack list and 4th on the unofficial list. Greene is a fucking monster in some of the Madden games. So yeah, I agree the Hall of Fame is mostly pointless.
>>157541518I have faith you'll make the practice squad if nobody picks you up.
>>157541518I heard Lane Kiffin is trying to get you on the phone
Speaking of the HoF, I found out recently that there's a large subset of people who wholeheartedly believe Keenan fucking Allen is a HoF receiver. They don't even have any arguments other than him being Top 5 in receptions, which is a meaningless statistic when he isn't even Top 25 in yards and tds (i.e. he was a dump off merchant)
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>>157541775If some dipshit gets in the hall for blithering into a microphone Allen deserves to be for actually playing the game. And now you realize how pointless the Hall is. Yes, there are countless twerps in the hall for trivial reasons.
>>157537747Isn't it interesting how niggers immediately take their phones out to film other people like npcs from metal gear. Do anything socially "unacceptable" near them and the red ! Appears over their head and they whip out the phone to catch you. Truly the zogs greatest weapon.Go broncos
>>157541987I don't remember the part from metal gear where everyone pulled their phones out
Joe "Elite" Flacco
