WEEK 0>7:00Hawaii vs Stanford | ACCN>10:00Memphis vs UNLV | FOX/cfb/ pick em:https://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=289&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2c&joinKey=aafe0861-2b09-3264-9364-ff1bc6138097Password: PAC12afterdarkprevious: >>157529854
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First after dark edish of the season, I could cry tears of joy right now bros
our first post 10am est kino night. god bless, boys
was that a catch?
my stupid goddamn fucking smoke detector has been chirping at me for the last 45 minutesI'm trying to watch a kino game and having to unhook/take the battery out of it during commercials
>>157533386mine has been doing it for years but i dont even hear it
Riggi
>>157533386post your hand, please
>>157533383No fucking way lmao
At least Hawaii is giving us some entertainment.
>code ethical AI
>>157533407
can anyone explain this schedule for me?Miami in the first three weeks plays on friday,thursday, and friday. do they not want the canes to play on a saturday?
>>157533438all shit games
>>157533438it's what you deserve for not leaving the state of Florida until November last year
>>157533438Your conference sucks, it needs all the TV money they can get, and it means that ESPN will make you your bitch on the schedule.
usc will never recover https://youtu.be/w08lyxSeACc?is=BfvKETF5b_aAKSRe
>>157533472it was too hot dumbfuck redneck broke loser
Hawaiibros...
>Davis Warren is gonna clutch a football game what the FUCK is happening to this sport
Ya blew it Hawaii.
Time on the clock Bows bros
Nothing ever happens
hawaii really wishing they hadnt missed that XP
>>157533485they brag about their 'heckin weather' all the time. fuck them. LA has turned into a sports embarrassment, and I like USC as a program.
>Hawaii-Stanford ended up being the most kino game of the day
my cardinal :)
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa get my SWAC on
>>157533519They’re gonna score a TD anyway
hawaii's got this
>>157533485kek. imagine being this autistic.
>>157533549nopegonna miss another kick and lose
Crazy to think Stanford was a mainstay in the top 5 last decade
>>157533536its week zero what do you expect. This is better than any other year.
>>157533485I thought people liked the SoCal weather because it wasn't cold. Now you're saying they can't stand the heat either? Soft.USC died when the Chargers came to town. USC students are soulless and can't create a good college football environment.
Hawaii choke
I've never been to Hawaii
KWABStandford covers
OH NO NO NO NO HAWAIISISTERS
OH NO LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>gay warrors
Gay
>Fag Warriors
>>157533472>acting like USC is some football powerhouseDoes this retard think it's 2004?
aloha
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>>157533574bro its always cool. they used it being in the 60s and 50s even in summer
> college running backs
>KWABai’i
>>157533598that was the qb fumbling lol
>>157533574USC students are in LA and have infinite things to do on a Saturday. They aren't stuck in a college town where gameday is the only thing going on.
USC should build a Northwestern-style mini stadium and just pack the shit out of it. The Coliseum is not helping.
why the fuck does hawaii ever play away games? i bet every team would love to come to hawaii
>faggot warriors
>>157533607LMAO EVEN WORSE
I don't like the announcers emphasizing that second "I" in Hawaiifeels woke to meglad they're losing
>>157533617>i bet every team would love to come to hawaiinah it fucks them up traveling there
>>157533574That plus their killing of the PAC, it somehow feels like they relocated to some flyover state
>>157533617Because the distance to Hawaii to the US mainland is the equivalent to flying from Florida to Alaska.
>timmy chang waving the white flagcmon man
>>157533593another one.. youre autistic
you may only post in this thread if your school is elite academically and also undefeated in football
>>157533611This is cope. Those students aren't doing anything on a Saturday afternoon.
>>157533645sheeeiit say less yt boiii
>>157533645My school is mediocre at both :)
>>157533624I don't like it either but if you pronounce >>157533604 the same way it is funny
>>157533578Sucks. Overpriced. Overrated. Islanders hate mainlanders. Fuck those people
>Corey Dennis is UNLV's OC oh that's where he ended upUNLV is turbofucked lmao
>>157533617Always thought their schedule should just be entirely home games against teams a week before their bye. Though not sure byes are still a thing in the final weeks
>>157533652It's not cope. I hate USC. Your average college student doesn't give a shit about football the way die hards do. Most of them couldn't tell you the team's record the year before. They go to games in the SEC and other Big 10 schools because the game is the biggest social event of the weekend in their small college town.
oh shit i didnt realise huff was now in memphis. man has been hc at 3 different schools in 3 years now
>>157533652i dont attend my college's games because on fall saturday afternoons i am busy refereeing sports, either soccer or water polo
>>157533578Not worth the flight. Go to the Bahamas.
>>157533472Can't even blame the travel distance
A wild Urban Meyer appears.
>>157533695>BahamasHahahahaha no
>Urban Meyer not wearing the blackout shadeseither he's gotten over his drinking problem or he's completely sloshed right now
>>157533705fucking why? did he want to get paid to gamble?
>>157533708What's wrong with the Bahamas? My wife takes a girls' trip there every year. She loves it!
>>157533711he sloshed and didnt realize they were bring him into the broadcast booth
>>157533689He was just Ok at Southern Miss too. Blew a shot to make an SBC title game and failed upwards to Memphis
>>157533717his former OC is the head coach of UNLV and his son-in-law is the OC of UNLV, the connections are easy to justify his appearance
Someone in power is obviously pushing this obese, tattoo-face white guy thing. The question is why?
>>157533726ah makes sense
the acc is undefeated in nonconference play in 2026
>>157533645ok......Stanford grad here.never a doubt we'd win.
>>157533735demoralization
I was at work (cuz I'm a poorfag) and didn't see this jizzworthy drive
>>157533735To make more obese, tattoo faces, goy
what part of UNLV are you lads from?
Just ate 3 corndogs and my heart is racing am I ok bros
>>157533790just be yourself
My Dukes had an offer on stokes. Good thing he didn't take it
>>157533766UVA's offensive line was mauling NCST. they dropped a stat during the broadcast that, in terms of snaps played, UVA's OL is the most experienced OL in the country and it showed. Pribula was running wild
>>157533735Seriously this specific brand of dirtbag white guy popped up out of nowhere like 5 years ago like it was created in a lab.
ass to mouth over moe howard
>>157533790you got that dawg in ya
B1G Champs
>>157533790>179 - 127 = 75Your calculator is broken dude
>jackson arnold completing a pass over 25 yardsfake and gay
>>157533735The jews are always pushing degeneracy.
What song were they playing during kickoff right now?
>week zeroAll the teams are numbered here, their number is zero
finally got a 15-0 on the ball knower mode, how many of you lads can join me
>black head coaches
MY REFFIES :)
>>157533821
what are you gonna do when the saints cut rattler and some aec team picks him up since he still has a year of eligibility left?
Close call today, for a second there I thought Lincoln Riley would have a game where his opponent didn't score 20+ points
Nice turnout for the condoms
>>157533902The defensive “improvement” is surface level their depth looks terrible. Just two or three injuries and they’re in big troubleLincoln and Cohen leave and they can finally stop being pussies and play Notre Dame
what the fuck is going on in WV high school fb
>>157533920Oof
>hes feeling wetcmon devin
Ladies and gentlemen, your KWAB of week 0
>>157533896so that is why they call it mempiss!
>getting dabbed on by shartnold
Coach Downy
lmao
Give it to me straight bros, do my Cincy Bearcats have a chance to be competitive and maybe make a bowl game this year?
>>157533994More likely that Satt is shot directly into space. Retarded hire
>>1575337901 more should do it
>>157533994yes but you lose to West Virginia
>college kickers
oooff imagine traveling overseas only to get your ass kicked on and off the field. tcu in absolute shambles right now.
I saw a cute girl who was super pregnant today at the store. I wish that was my life
>>157534120This is why you should either be a functioning alcoholic or just NEVER drink. Anything in between leads to embarrassing shit shows like this scattered in your life. The functioning alchs know how to manage w/o ever losing control, and the sobers are always fine. It's that mechanic who drinks once a month and goes to 1 game with his work buddies and overdoes it that ends up in situations like this.
>>157534127you wish to be the pregnant girl?
>>157534134kek
>>157534120>posting something from last yearNice try
The absolute STATE of Tennessee
>>157534164Maybe they can have Dolly Parton give them an inspirational speech during half time.
>>157534164did they somehow lose during week 0?
>>157534199Tennessee State played Jackson State, game just ended. They were down 26-24 and put together a couple good plays to get right around the red zone with ~50 seconds to play, followed by>Delay of game>Tackle for loss>Muffed snap on the field goal attempt
Memepiss vs Vegas is looking to be lowkey good.
too bad its late but this looks like the best game
>>157534233lmao brutal
Arnold bout to go to work 2nd half
>>157534120that's the ksu qbs dad trying to kill his brother or something from last year
I'm still waiting for you to apologize to Stanford, /cfb/
Roll Tide
>>157534273ok *pats head*
COACH
>>157534291>>157534305What did he do this time? I'm watching the Montana game
>>157534120I'm just really proud of these fine ambassadors of the sport for bringing an authentic college football experience to Dublin. I was worried that the locals wouldn't really get to fully witness or appreciate the things that make college football great (the home games, the rivalries, the traditions, the tailgates, etc.) These gentlemen come along and get into this fight, and the Irish people see this and it's as if they bought a plane ticket, flew to America, and are standing in a packed stadium on a Saturday night. Bravo. A very successful and outstanding cultural exchange we've seen here today.
>>157534305I WOKE UP FEELIN THE CHEEZIEST
>>157534323>A very successful and outstanding cultural exchange we've seen here todayor last year
This game is based.
FACT: there are zero Irish people remaining in Dublin
>>157534344The worst part is that the Irish were in America for the World Cup and were total bros and very respectful
>memepiss>pooNLVshameful football on display here
finally a good game
>>157534384this is what I want in late night football
>>157534385fuck off weirdo
Coach Primate
>>157534375Ireland didn't make the world cup
>beep beep, whos got the keys to the jeep *brrrreeoouAutism kino
>>157534406and there it is
>>157534401
>>157534323This but unironically
>>157534406I see right through your racist dogwhistle, dude. You're not fooling anyone.
>The shit ass UNLV defense
What the fuck, why is next week's slate so bad? It's all cupcake games. Don't we usually have a couple big week 1 games? Duke and Tulane is unironically the highlight of the day lmao.
This game understands the mission
>>157534445Eget gonna go to work
>>157534410Then who am I thinking of
>>157534430Depends what city you're in, but you could be thinking of the Scots. Then again I don't know who the Irish from Northern Ireland root for in footy, so maybe some of them came over?
>>157534459the scottish fans drinking all the beer in boston?
>>157534459Scotland
>>157534445eh week 1 is usually mostly teams playing their ooc cupcakes
lmao what an idiot
Oh now they start playing defense.
Love sloppy foobaw after dark lads. Hawaii game ended up being pretty good too.
>>157534603what was your fav after dark slop? for me it was picrel
>>157534664That game was kino, fuck realignment.
>Pac 12+MWC+MAC+Sun Belt+CUSAThat wins football
were they just playing "killing in the name of"?
>>157534705The stadium plays clips and that's probably one of them. My grocery store played Gaucho and I was sort of singing along but not too loud because I didn't want anyone to hear me talking about your spangled leather poncho, and the studs that match your eyes.
>>157534705>rage against the machineMore like, shilling in the name of, am I right?Bunch of frauds desu
>>157534727it wasnt the stadium, it was one of the marching bands
>>157534740Oh. Well I think it's pretty common for them too.
bullshit dpi chiefs special tbqh
>>157534755aka the jumpball joe flacco special
>>157533611People in LA do the same shit people in middle America do. It's pure cope. There's no community in large metro universities. It's basically a commuter school that charges a ton of money to go to.
get that kid another knee brace
>losing your center week 0
>>157534733rage on behalf of the machine is still so punk rock, xister!
>>157534807>YOLO TOLO>Arnold scrambling out of the pocket taking hits Rip UNLV
take the points you retards
>MIGHT BE GIVING OUT A LOT OF BALLS hehehe no saving yourself once you say that sir
>>157534819He wishes to be heemed and forget the pain of losing Boyd.
>poonlv
>>157534825holy shit speak of the Tolo
Why doesn't Arnold get the ball out faster instead of getting sacked?
Tolo just got beat and fucked the whole line lmao
this fucking dooNLV o-line is the worst
>>157534863they have to snap it to him first
Memphis…looked..good.
Five cardboard cutouts of Quenton Nelson would be more effective than the UNLV offensive line
>Arkansas hires your coach>immediately improves The absolute STATE of Arky
Cameraman doing the good work panning down for the UNLV whores. Thank you for your service
this is by far the best game of the day
We need at least one dragon from Arnold here.
lmaothis O-Line
>PooNLV
lmao this game is ending the exact same way that auburn vs oklahoma game last year did - arnold taking a ton of sacks on the final possession
For me, its the Memphis TigersGTG
>>157535033congrats
>>157510656That’s actually an urban legend. Life expectancy was so low back then because it every single age you could expect to live fewer years than you would today, from infancy to old age. This was predominantly due to war, disease, violent crime, and awful medical care. “Extremely old” back then meant 80. That’s not even average in most of the developed world today. Life expectancy back then was just complete shit.
>>157535344You forgot famine and dirty water.
>>157533472>hmm should I watch USC play a high school team in fucking 100-degree heat or do literally anything else?SECletuses really can’t comprehend living in a location that offers more than one thing to do on a Saturday
Pretty good Week 0 appetizer, although I had more fun watching the FCS games (the D2 upsets were mega kino)Need my Dukes to beat Liberty
>>157535636tbf to SJSU and really any team in the NIL era, everyone can get upset these days. even though NIL has killed college football, the Vanderbilts, San Jose States, and even Memphis's of the game can now have a good day, and catch someone having a bad day.> personally i think college football should die and just make NFL Division 2, or have the UFL have 2 seasons or something and allow 18 - 20yos
>zero pics of hot coedsLet’s get it together guys
>>157537369nu-/cfb/ is a bunch of asexual weebs who jerk off to anime and watch FCS and D2 games. Sad.
strange that B1G teams never come to play games in the South in summertimeafraid of a little sweat?
>ND state is now mountain westWat
