kick off 2pm ukChelsea: Martinez, Fofana, Lacroix, Colwill, Gusto, Palmer, Lavia, Hato, Neto, Rogers, Pedro. >Subs: Penders, Bynoe-Gittens, Welbeck, James, Caicedo, Chavarria, Acheampong, Estevao, Barco.Brighton: Verbruggen, Wieffer, Vuskovic, Dunk, Boscagli, Gross, Kadioglu, Gomez, Yalcouye, De Cuyper, Kostoulas. >Subs: Steele, Struijk, Hadjam, David, Osman, Costinha, Cozier-Duberry, O’Riley, Oriola.
up the chelsFirst for FUCK ANIME
Finally free of Sanchez
I hope shartinez has a howler
>>157537149t. nervous arsenal fan
>>157537157even if he did have a howler, it wouldn't mean he'd have a howler next week or after that or w/e.
How was Dibu announced this morning and playing this afternoon?Do Chelsea just know they're unpunishable?
No palestra :(Martinez has a better mentality than Sanchez, defence can rely on him
>>157537070>Rutter in the picture>Not even on the benchKek
>>157537216Its just who are mate
cole palmers combover is really starting to look like my cats turds
Mental how Chels will win the PL easily now they signed Dibu.
>Sanchezkwab should’ve been replaced ages ago, no idea why Maresca had such a boner for him
>>157537233>>157537241grim 'n' grimmer
3 - 1 the chels sorry brighton chads
>>157537238Should’ve got a hair transplant during the off-season desu
>>157537070finna put on sky sports right now I'm so excited
hes from brighton i can tell by the way hes two stepping around the room
>>157537260Please do NOT talk about hair
any chelsea fans actually rate martinez? other than sanchez i can't remember another goalie with more howlers
>>157537318>chelsea fans>on /sp/
>>157537233I thought neto was brazilian.
>>157537318He's clearly retarded but he's a better keeper than Sanchez by a long way.
>>157537318Yes, Makes slightly less howlers than Sanchez but is also better at everything than Sanchez. 100% an improvement. Plus his leadership and experience
>>157537335Never understood this image.
>>157537345>leadership What leadership does he provide exactly?
>>157537345plus his mentality is superior, with Sanchez the defence knew once he msde one mistake that would lead to more
>>157537356Shouting at defenders
>>157537356big swining dick, he thinks he's the best player on the pitch
>>157537356he tells the other players about his therapy sessions
>>157537335Hey I’m always here, usually post to complain about how shit the Todd era has been
>>157537356aura
>>157537372He's clearly just retarded
>>157537233Surely Palmer is not playing central midfield.
>>157537394Goodness is that a kino photo
DIBU DIBU DIBU
>>157537394He has been more 'mature' after 2022
>>157537394hes a footballer
>>157537241Yalcouye only there to set up a 100m sale to Chelsea.
>>157537335 Present
>>157537406Yeah he was well behaved at the world cup. Didn't want to tank his transfer chances
>>157537394I would follow him in battle
>>157537335Fan since Roman the Conqueror bought the club
>>157537070Appreciate the effort but next time don't forget to capitalise the team names and add 'Matchthread' or 'Match Thread' in the title, some of us make use of the features on this site like filters.
>>157537432fuck off retard
>>157537394 Nothing remotely this kino came out of the 2026 World Cup
>Dibu Martinez at ChelseaWUT? In what moment did that happen?I should probably keep a better track of transfer news
>>157537432Fuck off
not too xabi kek
>>157537449they just saw him standing outside, asked him to join
Want to watch the Leeds game but everyone's in here instead
his post would have been addressed to Master bates ha ha
*clap clap clap*
>>157537432Proper OP must be busy, usually he gives us a bit of a preamble to set the stage for the match, these new generation OP's throw some slop out and throw a tantrum when called on itsee>>157537443 and >>157537453
Feels weird to get the foreign black guys to clap for a bunch of white englishmen
It feels so weird seeing Dibu in the Chelsea shirt lol
>>157537468>want to do this but others are doing that, so I'll do that insteaddon't be a lamb, mate
>>157537483this is 4chan work for The Athletic if you want to put on airs about editorial integrity
>>157537491I've seen so many players in Chelsea shirts lately its easy to imagine anyone in a Chelsea shirt
>>157537495I know but then I'll be on my own with no one to talk to
I got vaccinated in Stamford Bridge.
absolutely futsaling them
Chelsea look pretty good going forward
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Alonsoball is good wtf
Wow
C L U M S Y
Weiffer you spastic what are you doing?
Fucking retard
>Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou willy Lavia
Top goalkeeping
Butter fingers
What is Martinzes doing at Chelsea?Christ, Aston Villa was raped hard this summer, they will be in a relegation fight.
Who the fuck is Labia
And people doubted Alonsoball... Liverpool picked Iraola over him lol
Chelsea are a bit weird. They seem to have patterns to break down a team in the final third but they seem confused on the counter, like they don't know who to pass to
Yep boring and predictable as I thoughtI'm off to watch Leeds Brentford, no idea what will happen in that one, I invite you to join me lads >>157537085
holy fuck that hairline
Holy, that hairline on the black guy on brighton
>>157537559close the door please
Wtf I thought they stopped this shit
that nigga look 50 years old
>>157537562>>157537567Should've gone bald at this point
Lavia scored? He's healthy?
>>157537562>>157537567>look him up>he's only 20JUST
>>157537070>Dibu immediately playsWhat ? that was quick
>it's a /sp/ obsesses over men's hair episodefuck again?
Never doubted alonsoball
Would had benn funny if Dibu played his last game with Villa last week. He would had faced Brighton two weeks in a row with different teams.
>>157537587That's how bad Sánchez is. Brighton are now looking to hire him too.
>>157537589Millenial website, zoomie
chelseas new set piece coach looks like colonel custer
>>157537587For whatever reason Chelsea and Villa held back the announcement until today. It was clearly completed before 12:00pm Friday as he would have been ineligible to play otherwise.
>>157537595I could swear someone did something like this not long ago.
Has a player ever asked to leave a Champions League club for a club in the same league who isn't in European competition at all?
chelsea will win the league with no european competition in between the week
easy
Yikes
>>157537619Yeah really easy
why does tuchel watch every single chelsea match
Xabiball is unstoppable
Brighton's got nothing
>Brighton defending
kekthis could have been real madrid btw
>>157537616Ngolo Kante to Chelsea.
>>157537618the new invincibles
Why did ancelotti not pick joa pedro for the world cup ?
Chelsea actually look good
yeah, i will shange the channel for the Leeds Bees match.fuck off Brighton, at least put up a fight
>Villa lost 4-0 to this
let's see how these brighton supporters take to getting their shit pushed in
Why the fuck Madrid fired Xabi is beyond me
>>157537639vini disagreed
If only rosenoir had this squad...
One premiere league add a extra FA Cup also
>>157537656The locker room got rid of him
>2 goals in 13 minutesit's sensible to believe this will end 14:0
>>157537643it coincided with his girlfriend's sweet 16 party
what even is this bullshit shirt sponsor?sorry but you cannot be anything but a banter club without an iconic name on your shirt
>>157537664unless brighton defend harder
>>157537656Atleast Vini is happy now, and thats all that matters (to Dementino)
>>157537668its a knockoff tether
>>157537662Good job Chelsea isn't full of Ngubus scrapping for a place in the team who think they're better players than they actually are
>2-0>16minabsolute humiliation ritual
How buttmad at Liverpoop that Alonso is managing the rentboys? If they had just held out for a few more weeks, this could be them. also why are b*sque such good managers?
We’re so back after years of struggle
Wait when did Chelsea get Martinez?
>dat guy is brightons epl top scorermental
>>157537703couple of days ago
>Labia
>>157537707Damn , Chelsea with a competent goalkeeper and not robert shitnez is an easy top 5
looking at all those banners around the stadium which are there every week>adelaide supporters club>cork supporters club>thai supporters club>ohio supporters club is there any other club which so openly advertises the plasticity of its fans
>>157537432>>157537483You can tell how much of a tryhard cling-on the Failed Stand-Up Limpet Leaf is just from these two posts.
>Ped-doh
kwab
Ha ha ha how the fuck do you miss that
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT?!
wow
>PL chelsea player btwwasting that warrants a lifetime ban
Surely they could have bought a better striker than this cunt
that his confidence knocked for 10 games
>>157537656 For the plot. Mourinho has returned home.
What is going on with Brighton defensively
hehe my boy Netingz doing things
Chelsea look decent, but there is zero evidence that they are capable of following an upwards trajectory for 2-3 years without imploding.
>Villa got demolished by this
Enough, send him to Strasbourg
I feel like the crowd was rushing the "hooo-haaa" part of the song
Xabi is such an underrated manager. We should've gotten him instead of maresca
>>157537760they are stabilising a bit. for 3 years there it was an endless conveyor belt of nameless africans
>>157537728half those posts aren't even me thoughbeit
>>157537777Xabi too handsome and didn't look like pep
Sanchez would have let that in
>>157537785You stand out more than a white man in the Chelsea squad.
>>157537726Chelsea sell a high number of tourist packages but it's not that much higher of a proportion than other clubs. You just notice them more at Chelsea because most of the larger clubs that had the 90s style stands have either since replaced them or moved stadium so they're more visible at the clubs.The blocks of tourist seats have been a bugbear for season ticket holders though as they don't join in chants so you get noise blackholes (Wembly is the worst in the country for this with floor to ceiling 'corporate' seats in large parts of the stadium)
>>157537786True. I would make sensational love to him (I am not gay)
is chelsea...even a...real...team...anymore...?
God damn Chelsea are looking good. This is one of their bogey teams too.
This Chelsea side is fucking lethal
>>157537810They're an amalgamation of other more successful teams
Kek
Well, least i got some fantasy points
>celebrate against former club based
SCRATCH USDCChelsea's kit is a beauty
Scary tings
Need Brighton to now score 2 goals and my super 6 will still be on
>>157537823Everyone (who is a serious FPL player) has JP in their team.
Benderbros...
Is it too early to see Chelsea going for the title against Arsenal?
Too damn easy
whats abramovic up to these days?
>>157537814>>157537818Helps when you simply buy all the best players from the teams who routinely finish above you. Really very simple sport, just be richer.
Alonso is currently playing with gusto and lavia as dms and hato LWB. Its not that his squad is perfect atm, and yet we still see them play fluid football. Same cant be said for Halal or Liverpool who both still play their usual style. If Iraola was as good as he seemed we would by now see a different style of play, not the typical pass to Gakpo and then backpass to midfield
>>157537845Hiding from Putin
this is going to finish 5-1
Rogers is absolute class holy molly
>>157537839no, because they look legit and more importantly they have no europethis attack is going to be fresh as fuck all season unless they do some stupid shit and get injured
COMEBACK
unc scored
AY MI FRIBU
Dibubros?
verbruggen is worse than sanchez
20 years old my fucking ass
>kwabu martinez
BALDY
Is that Welbeck? wtf?? he still plays footy??
Are we really meant to believe this bald nigga 20
>>157537833I've had him in the last 4 seasons and he has routinely frustrated and disappointed. I told myself this summer I must finally learn my lesson.
Most dangerous lead
>>157537831cmon score one more and then park the bus for the next 60 minutes
Worlds youngest uncle
>>157537559>(you)
Kante Regen
Baldie let's goooo
>>157537839Chelsea looked great last season too and then they lost 6 in a row
Based Tod Boehlehy
>>157537851Why do you think Villa keep qualifying for the Champions League?
Gwarn Brighton
>shartinez
>>157537827He's a paedophile
I have never smelled a hot woman's ass
>City could've had Foden, Palmer and Rogers behind Haaland
>>157537884Gotta confess he went under my radar all this time. I barely knew who he was
>>157537854>conceads two against Fulham>conceads again todayyeah...Arsenal will easily destroy these overrated shit munchers next week, alongside their title hopes
>lacroixmay he never step foot in the french NT ever again
>>157537898smells pooey like anybody else's
>>157537898It smells like bags of sand you’re not missing much
>>157537918Not always>>157537898If they're on heat the pheromones hit you hard
>>157537893He wasn't old enough to be a pedo in Wattford and he isn't old enough to be a pedo now
>>157537898Ass is disgusting it's all poop and shit
>>157537907i don't doubt that they will get bummed but over the course of the season they could hang on with this attack alonei don't see why it would be any different than the united situation after englands brave sir michael carrick came in and point mogged everyone
>>157537925just sniff the pussywhat's wrong with you niggers
Alonso is losing his hair. It’s over for him
>>157537904The most obvious star player for a top 4 team and you never noticed?
every chelsea supporter got sent this email last week after the fuck the pope and the ira chants
>>157537942is it killing your boner?
>and now crowd shots of very important people watching from the standsDo not bring this shit meme from the world cup over here
mental when you can just tell someone is an absolutely massive cokehead from one look at them
>>157537949Disgraceful! Cancel their season tickets and sell their seats to tourists at once!
Fuark
>>157537943Was busy with work so I only watched Chelsea games and news
lesgo brighton
>>157537799the entire east and west stands are deathly silent. upper harding and shed are nothing special either.
>>157537953Yes, hopefully he starts his specialized Turkish treatment asap
>>157537973Why Chelsea of all clubs?
>3 shots on target>3 goalswhen will shighton get rid of vergruggen
anyone watching AEW later
>>157538013puck off
>>157537949Based
>yalcouyé is 20huhh, in each leg maybe
>>157538025No I'm cis
>>157538025fuck off cunt
>>157537956Who did they say that was? Half heard them say he's selling or buying the club
is xavi a genius?
>>157538051Beghdad Eghbali
>>157537949Surprised that type of Chelsea fan even exists anymore
>29% possessions>still score 3 goals anywayLove to see it>>157538051Boehly is the one who wants to sell
>>157538002Just a coincidence of life. I was like 10 years old when I decided to watch this game on the tv that caught my attention because the kit of one of the teams playing was white and blue just like the colors in my country’s flag. There was this player that instantly because my favorite player just because of his pale blonde hair. I thought he looked cool.
>Chelsea 29% possesion>better at every other statThat's very impressive
>>157538059he is if he managed to make a team full of blacks win a football match
>>157538076Isn't in Mark Walter? The loan fraud?
kinda mental cole palmer's dad is black
>>157538032He's Diomondé's childhood friend.
>>157538096I think it was kind of similar in the last game. Silly team.
>>157538128black ice
>>157538128his mother's maiden name is cole burner
That was a lovely ball
Pedro would rather suck a dick than not overcomplicate
No intention to play the ball at all and yet no card? Gross.
If the referees don't have all their gadgets does that mean that there's not VAR? How will they tell him to correct or check a decision?
>>157537827I don't get why is celebrating against your former club shunned upon. It's like not celebrating your ex gf having a breakdown.
Carlo AND Tuchel?!
>>157538091Every foreign plastic has a bullshit story like this. >a blonde player in a blue shirtJust pure luck that it wasn't Everton or Portsmouth and a total coincidence that its a mega rich club
britbongs pay for this
Chelsea's defence is still shit
Yeah, Arsenal is destroying Chelshit.
Diego Gomez has £50m to Chelsea written all over him
>>157538181>only I can tell you what you are and are not allowed to likefuck off you cunt
>>157538181yeah i would actually respect plastics more if they just admitted that they wanted to "support" the team that was winning everything, instead they always have some contrived story
Gomez again
>>157538191good thing brighton are worse
I see Chelsea's tendency to leave opponents free at the back remains
>>157538190wait does clueless brits trusts streaming services
>>157538201lol fuck off believing this shite these people have fucked up this sport beyond all recognition with their bandwagoning
>>157538222You know the reason EPL is so popular and successful is because of bandwagoning right?
>>157538180The other game Ancelotti was with Mancini. Seems like he likes watching games with his rivals.>>157538181"My" Yuro team is Hertha. Is that shit enough?
Telemundo is showing Leeds vs Brentford but this thread is more active so i'll stay here
>Palmer
>>157538222if he wants to support chelsea hes perfectly entitled to. who are you? what gives you any power?
>>157538222Blame your FA for whoreing your league to the entire world.
the absolute state of the epl farmers troupe....the supposedly in form le moneyball team cant even challenge a ponzi scheme circus for even a half of football
Prince William is a royal plastic so when it comes to plastics UK should just be quiet
HOW DID HE MISS THAT?
swiss cheese defense citeh/arsenal would rape these 2 shitters
>>157538013832 plz
>>157538227>popular and successfulYeah brilliant, all that's done is drive prices way up and mean clubs like this can just throw shit at the wall all transfer window and at some point it comes good and they win loads of trophies.
>>157538240Brighton switch their starting XIs too often every year, they need to stick with a core that will develop chemistry together and build around that.
>>157538256You prefer to be Serie A?
I have an American cousin who bandwagons Chelsea for some reason, even though his favourite player is Harry Kane. If he supported his local team he could be watching Messi in person instead.
is rogers better than gordon?
yesYesYES
>>157538236I can't stop him but I can rip the piss if I like. And you can white knight for brown customers if you like.>>157538239I do
OH NO NO NO NO
Man. This is going to be Chelsea the whole season huh.
uh oh stinky
Lmao
did shartinez just duck it??
Imagine falling for the penalty merchant scam
i have a soft spot for chelsea because i liked the old vialli and zola days
ARE YOU SANCHEZ IN DISGUISE
chelshit sisters...not like this
Over 80% possession for Brighton and a goal.Xabi OUTXavi IN
>>157538259they switch because players have to play according to how many years are left on their contract gain exposure and be sold before their contract runs out
and it's looks like chelsea's defence becoming worse as time passes
will 2023 £62m signing Romeo Lavia finally complete a full 90 minutes with Chelsea today?
Hiring Dibu is a mistake
Just hand the title to Arsenal at this point ffs
>>157538289ah ok it wasn't clear what happened
>>157537831there you go
the 3 Bs are proving troublesome
chelsea losing to blighton would be KINO
COMEBACK IS ON
Imagine if Joao Pedro and Palmer weren't so wasteful
Neither goals were Martinez’s fault
Too many blacks, you need some Iberian in the midfield if you want to have the ball
>quick more africans into the pitchkek
Joao Pedro can score at either side, now that's an ambidextrous player
Why didnt Chelsea try to sign Kobel as GK
>>157538326The obsession will never end.
this coach looks like a homeless bag man
>>157538283yeah youre a big hard man telling some bony slum dwelling murderer with no running water 3000 miles away what football team hes allowed to like
This is why I hate people who overreact to a small sample of matches. I will have my final saying about Alonso’s potential after half the season is done.
chelsea were going to win the league 20 minutes ago
>>157538326The argument being peddled by the English media is that Chelsea's defence is shit because they don't have an elite goalkeeper organising them. Well it turns out their defence is still shit.
Chelsea is winning but it feels like they’re losing. Strange.
Why does Boehly like blacks so much?
Who's buying yalcoue in 3 years?
>>157538348They still are4-3 against arseScreencap this
why does every substitution need to be a religious experience for these people
>>157538340Wow great post bet he'll suck you off now mateRuining the fucking sport these mongs
MOAR PACY NGUBUS
>>157538357weakmind innit
>>157538336No one is selling you their starting goalkeeper with only a couple of days left on the transfer window because there's no time to get a replacement. Chelsea's mistake was to procrastinate for multiple seasons and believe Sánchez would magically become good.
>>157538340>some bony slum dwelling murderer with no running water 3000 miles awaysome of us are even further
>>157538357It's 2026, pack it in with your reddit takes
They've absolutely given reds for that...
how do chelsea spawn in another 10 pacy blacks every yearevery time i think i've learned one set of names they re-roll and get another set
absolute state of chelsea's defense
>>157538268Harry Kane would have been great to have after Spurs. We have been trying to replace Drogba for over a decade now.
Should have been red
Era
>>157538365grow up
João Pedro used to fuck thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LLkHZhs6x0
No era
>>157538352I feel bad for my nigga Todd, he stepped back from footie management years ago and let Eggball take control yet people still meme him only
is Arsenal the only team with a good defence?
>>157538351 They just bought him he hasn’t even properly trained with the team yet. He needs some time to gel with his teammates.
>>157538373I like a cheeky chat with the Lord as much as the next guy, but I don't need to look to the Heaven's every time I'm asked to come on for 20 minutes
>le play it from the backwhen will this meme end?
brighton you've got a chance to pull off the funniest shit ever cmon
>>157538382Why do you love third world plastics so much? Because they give your club more money so you can buy more Brighton players until one of them finally plays well?
Is defending not allowed in the premier?
>>157538351A good keeper makes defences better but Chelsea had a poor defence to start with so it was neverf going to fix it alone.
imagine getting outplayeda literal who norwoodye
>>157538385I want a racially ambiguous Brazilian GF
>>157538395Citeh
>>157538385>age restricted, please sign inaint no fucking way i am cucking my algo
I think martinez is shit but there's a massive gap between his level of shit and sanchez's level of shit.
Chelsea matches will be fun to watch, they are dangerous in the front, and also in the back (for themselves)
>>157538403Every manager keeps saying the pros outweigh the cons, but I never see it. The build up usually ends with them getting stuck in the final third and passing sideways anyway
>gets hit in head by ball>starts limping around like his leg hurt
>>157538424If Sanchez was playing, the score would be 3-3
ICE COLD
I literally forgot that Palmer was playing.
>>157538409yeah grow up mate
>>157538385I will never fuck a woman like this
>brighton
abolish the epl start from scratch ban teams from participating
Respect COLE'd Palmer.
The most dangerous lead
tsuuuu
nice
>>157538436>hips as wide as shoulders damn>tinkerbell_checks_her_ass_size.gif
PEASANT ROYALTY
I hope chelsea don't fix their defence, this is fun to watch
Nooooooooo
Ancelotti and Tuchel humiliation ritual.
doubters BTFO
Grim
The Boy from St. Kitts and Nevis
>>157538433cute cat, looks a bit like mine
Xabi so happy finally in a league where teams can't defend like in the Bundes
>>157538427The idea is that if your keeper just hoofs the ball, there's a (roughly) 50% chance you will lose possession. Issue is that many keepers aren't trained to play like that at youth levels, so you see those passes that make you wonder wtf they are doing.And there's modern pressing that can easily fuck you up. I dunno, to me it's like, just fucking hoof the ball already.
>>157538457You have to realize that Caicedo hasn't been playing. Chelsea immediately looks more settled once he is in.
>malel gustofacking hell
>>157538435That's a yes then. It fucks up the sport and you've got no answer to that.
>>157538475>La Liga>defending
>>157538474its not caturday
>>157538495>>157538474>>157538433I thought the jannies clamped down on people posting pussy in these threads
>Palmer >Martinez >Xabi Alonso Yeah I’m thinking SOVL team
>>157538490It's pretty lucky your local team is a premier team mate, hundreds of clubs in the country but you're local club is one of the best
>foreign bandwagoner team>rentboys>sovlpick two
>>157538495All days are cat days.
finally a player that represents me
Gomez has been wank
>>157538520>foreign bandwagoner teamso the whole EPL
>>157538490the powerful rape the weak. this is the entire history of the world. get over it. its the best league in the world
>>157538520>foreign bandwagoner teamso every PL team?
Put the ginger in
>pacy ngubu comes on>plays 15min>go out on injuryabsolute state of this game
>>157538518Its not, don't know why you assumed that.
>>157538479Aaaaand it's gone.
>>157538491they park the bus
Booing the ginger, kek
>Caicedo out againWill be painful without him next week vs Arsenal
Rio de la plata rata
oh no the little ginger shit's coming on
who is this twink
>>157538474Cute. I had one similar to yours, but he died some years ago
>>157538544Not looking good senpai.
>>157538527I see no indians on the pitch saar
>>157538542Not sure why you care then
>>157538572support your local billionaire sportwashing pet project
I see why jude slapped him
That disgusting hair transplant scar
Go and stand in a field in the pissing rain with 40 other people watching your local GAA club play boggerball
>>157538555Argentinian
>that shot attemptlmao
>>157538572Because I used to like the sport and there's no point now in my club getting promoted and doing well because the likes of Chelsea will just buy anyone decent in a heartbeat with all their tourist money. And then the tourists call you shit pub league and you're inevitably back where you started.
>>157538605why not both?
I like Chelsea because everyone I know hates them for some reason.
>Brighton have 73% possession Holy fuck is the number wrong
God I hate how hair transplants look when fresh. Put on a cap bro
>>157538622chelsea is a chuddy club for middle class racists
>>157538625It was the same against Fulham
>>157538625This is modern football
>>157538622same but jimmy saville
>>157538622
>>157538638basé
>>157537589they're still going you nailed it again!
>>157538631>racists>99% of the team is blackwtf
>>157538639kek what is it about chelsea customers and the need to tell us their shitty life stories
>>157538652LARPing as slave owners
>>157538615this is not your blog cunt
>>157538652Humiliation ritual that began when americans bought the club
>>157538661based
>>157538652blacks are the most racist of allhard to believe brighton are losing this even with the shit start they had
>>157538652>barely any of the team is english>none of the team are from chelsea>the club isnt even in chelsea its in fulhamnone of these things matter
>>157538660And this is not your league so fuck off frog cunt
>>157538673It's our league bruh
Keep it on /pol/
>>157538652'ow can i be rayciss when ngubu is me favrut player?
you reckon the argentine twink is getting passed around?
>>157538681Martinez is literally argentine tho that means he's evil
>>157538681>do nothing>win
>>157538673if it belongs to anybody it's America
>>157538705>1 of 3 english owned clubs>every bongistani endlessly mocks them and hopes they get relegated
>>157538673saudis and yanks own "your" league yet frogs are where you draw the line. Twat
>>157538615Big clubs have been buying players from smaller ones since forever. It also happens in countries where clubs aren't owned by oligarchs.As for the plastic gloryhunters calling your club shite, just ignore them.
LEAD DANGEROUS MOST
Customer? I'm the owner actually...
>Dibu
>>157538705>no isreal flag next to spuds
Should have saved that
>>157538705when they get a clear majority we'll be getting a super league with no relegation
This team is not winning Arsenal ever.
12 goals in 2 chelsea matches
Dibu is a mistake
>>157538729>match's over already
Chelsea defense is made up of traffic cones. They just stand there and watch.
great debut for martinez
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
+2 GD after scoring 7 goals btw
>>157538682>>157538705>>157538723that doesn't mean shit foreign owners can be removed, see Abramovich
>>157538705>>157538723Another part of the problem. Still reliant on English people or there's no business.
>>157538705USA USA USA USA
fug the subs were a bit too late. probably needed kadioglu off earlier too. gomez too since he can't put anything on target.
>>157538757it's absolutely sustainable because uhhh 1 game a week or something
RIGGED FOR CABAL 6
>getting scored on by geriatric Pascal Groß in 2026
>>157538768Isn't it butt clenching tho?
Palmer is deadarse the only thing keeping this team together
bruh
>>157538778they're the new bournememe so I will be watching them this season
>>157538787Ayy lmao. Good player though
Our defense is fucking shit and Caicedo will be most likely out for the next month
>>157538787he's 19y old chuddie
>>157538782Caicedo deadass was carrying the defense
>>157538787I thought Brighton bought young players, not grandads
>>157538770>don't ever care since we won already
>>157538787ruff stough. he played alright though
>consneed 5 goals in 2 matches
Until next time
>>157538025that and the golf
>>157538440GET IN HERE>>157537893WOULD
