1-1sunny with a high chance of /mug/
kagurabachi
the worst mistake in man utd history
>Got to fit in one more Rashford conversation before the second half
Nigga named Tuba lmao
4 ballerinastake your pick bros
Kept thinking Ipswich were Lampards team for some reason
>>1575402551 > 3 > 4 > 2 (objectively)
Black person named Tuba teehee
>>1575402553
i wonder if mazraoui will ever be tried as LB, he was balling there during WC
Osaka
>>157540255all
>>157540255Left must be hapa
>slipswich
>>157540269surely he or dalot or that black lad who i forgot the name of cant be worse than shaw there
> reading this thread
how is shaw still a starte lmao. This nigga has been done for 5 years, the fat useless fuck
>>157540287Persians?
>>157540282hot>>157540217Ipswich don't look good enough desu
>>1575402551342
Elversberg would dab on IPswitch
Sky Sports' Gary Neville at Old Trafford:"There's been a little bit of a return of the classic No 10. "A few years ago I thought we were moving away from it with 4-3-3 and the two wide players and the two No 8s in front of a holding midfield player."It feels like there's a return to a centre forward and someone getting close in behind."
>>157540255would need to sniff their armpits before I make a concrete decision but probably 1
Wut
Trollpost
>>157540274
WTF? I thought it as a goal.
WHAT THE FUCK MBEUMO
HOW!?!?!?!?
/MUG/ WILLS IT
mbummer
Thought that was a goal
>kwabeumo
Dink
SESKO SLOTS THAT BTW
God sides with /mug/ today trust me
>>157540258I understand why the Dutch get overlooked, but why the Portuguese? They're the exact same breed of swarthy and sweaty as the Spaniards and the latter is successful apparently.
>kinder bueno
so, it happened again...
MBUMMO HAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
based trollbar>>157540326the telemundo narrator thought it was a goal too kek
>>157540282>Rance posterWhy do women love rape porn so much?
Once saw a guy with a Mainoo shirt
why is maguire allowed to hold people in the boxI thought they changed the rules
mbeumo is fucking shit sorryhe cant beat a manhe cant shootwhats he good at. cunha is better and amad too
>>157540352good taste
AHHAAHAHAH WTFF
>mbumueno
Only a matter of time, haters.
The mighty Ipswich
Need a high quality still of that chance
>>157540357ari is too fat
diop african voodo too strong for mongUTD
he literally just had to run into the ball and he'd take it with him lel
Another victim of that weird epl pitch design.
>>157540352i hope you battered him and made him change into some fresh jlingz kit
Is Snapdragon any good then or no
yeah shaw is definitely finished against pacy wingers
That ball boy nearly got flattened
old trafford's a death trap
>fatawu vs fatassu
>>157540364how much xg was that
>>157540360>mbummo
>>157540364>that ad popping up at an inappropriate timekek ridiculous
Fuck off
i have never shared a bathroom with a beautiful woman and woken up to the sound of her in the bathroom down the hall, farting loudly into the toilet bowl whilst pissing
Slabchads
SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD SLABHEAD
'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY 'ARRY
GOALLL
BASED SLABBY
>>157540376its just a processor for a phoneyes its good. but youre not going to buy a phone just because it has one
HOLY FUCK
APOLOGIZE
SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB SLAB
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
HOWEVAR
Save us VARsinson
Disappointing
mugbros.....
It's ogre
Mugbros...
Got to be ruled out
>>157540360>>157540364oh my days
KEK
/mug/ bros....
'ARRY
>>157540402Got him in my fantasy team, kek
Handball
HE DID IT AGAINAPOLOGIZE TO KINGUIRE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Looks like a blatant handball, though.
HAND OF SLAB
yeah that's not good
big 6 bias
Aston Villa have confirmed Ollie Watkins has completed a permanent transfer to Al Hilal.The deal is worth £50m. A statement from the club confirming the news read: "Aston Villa can confirm that Ollie Watkins has completed a permanent transfer to Al Hilal. "Signed by Dean Smith in 2020, Watkins hit double figures in every one of his six seasons at Villa Park and departs as our record Premier League goalscorer with a total of 91. "He was also the first player in the modern era to score over 100 goals in claret and blue, achieving his century against Bologna last season. "During his time at Villa Park, he has become an England international, representing the Three Lions at two major international tournaments. "Capable of scoring different types of goals with a ruthless streak, allied to a selfless work ethic for his team’s benefit, Watkins leaves Villa having played his part in our UEFA Europa League victory and with the very best wishes of everyone at the football club."
MaGuire allowed to play basketball games gone
VAR?
FOOKIN SLABHEAD
What a gay rule
Lmao retarded rule
Nice touch.
>VAR for thiskys
That chance doesn't happen without the handballBullshit.
Fucking bullshit lol.
>have VAR for handball>no focus on the handball whatsoever
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY RIGGED
>handballVar reply doing a great job showing that
>>157540434xochitl was handcrafted by mexico's finest artisans for big slab cock
It hits his fucking hand in the process of him scoring ...NO ERA
VAR sinso watching the wrong replay wtf
That is an absolutely ridiculous rule.
HAHAAAHAHAHAHA BASED REF
fucks sake
Fuck this sport
KEK MUGTRANNIESKEKK E K
>>157540420own goal :^)
handball?
>It stands because it was a own goalLMAO, even when they score it's a meme.
BASED VAR
SAVE ME REFEREE
holy shit what is this match lmao
Lol, lmao
>VARchester unitedofc
What the fuck are these retarded rules. He handballed but because it’s an own goal and wasn’t on target it counts?
PGMOL AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
please ban ipsbitch from the prem forever
BENULDY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
heh heh heh
Total collapse.
>Let's push high up the pitch against Counter Attack FCIs this the power of English coaching
ERAERAERA
Cool, they're allowed to play with their hands nowAnd oh look a soft pen. Fucking boring this.
LAMO
disgracefulend the sport
the incinerators of ipswich town
/mug/ canceled
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIG RIG RIG
This has turned into a farce, turning my willy inside out and turning on aew
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH MUGTRANNIES BTFO LMAO LMAO KEKEKEKEKEK
Do all the boomers whinging about VAR overreach realise it's their fault we get all the stupid rules that lead to shit like this
>>157540469yanited always bring the kino
football is so gay and makes no sense lol and send these ipshits binmen back down they suck balls
what was that? Is he fucking dumb
>refs on their side againManchester United are BACK
ERA but so was the handball.
ERA?
MY REFFIES :)
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS MATCHwhat a dive
Bullshit decision the no handball. Seems like they are doing everything they can to prolong the Carrick era.
>>157540499Why can't London produce any reffies?
>>157540500>kinocomedies can be kino i guess
sissies absolutely distraught
>Griefs
riggitoni to beat the mighty slipswich at home
Please dont miss another PK Bruno
HE GOT THE BALL
>pruno penandes (p)
lol these guys are straight retarded
What if he misses again?
lmao he literally two-handed it.basketball is now allowed. my sides.
era
LITERALLY DIVING... WTF
HAHAHA THIS IS THE BIGGEST RIG I'VE SEEN IN YEARS
PENANDISH
HES NOT EVEN IN THE MIDDLE WTF
i'm retarded. that is clear HANDBALL?! And now penalty lol
>such good aim he can use the defender to ping it in because he knows he's handballed itFOOKIN SLABHEADINHO
>>157540512She would've disallowed it.
Rigging it against Ipswich lol
Apologise to the PGMOL right the fuck now
how do you say "it's over" in /mug/ ?
Bruno Fernandes (P)
GOOD STRATS KEEPER
ABUs on literal suicide watch
>no redfucking abu ref
>>157540464insaneand VAR didn't even look at it they looked at the fucking shot instead
>>157540548>So, it happened AGAIN
holy fuck please someone cap that graphic32 penalties for one man at one club fucking hell
RIGGED
>own goal >Penaldes most typical Manure game
>handball goal>fernandes (p)we are so fucking back
Told you there was no /mug/ today
Cringe keeper fuck off
>The goal stands and because Harry Maguire's shot was going wide, the handball is neutralised and goes down as a Jacob Greaves own goal.
>>157540541it was handball but also no
how do you say 'thank you ref' in your language?
The hand of slab
Cheating cunt
Bruno P.
>>157540533fuck off is that a pen
oh no no no, mugsissies...
>>157540217over
>>157540570ludicrous
>>157540572Lake Ontario
>>157540570>simple as
>>157540533What causes his knees to buckle like that?
>a lucky goal>a handball goal>a pkWe are so back
it's over
PGMOL run this shit
where are you now abu scum
ABUs simmering. Can you actually believe they thought they'd win lmao.
>handle the ball>kick the ball at an opposing player so that it deflects into the goalThis could be a revolutionary strategy desu
Trashford please
>>157540450
>>157540542Who dis fat plumper
>>157540608they would have without the rig
>>157540579terrible photoshop
>>157540570so if someone puts a cross in, and you go full volleyball mode and twat it with double-fists into a defender and the ball goes in off the defender, it's not handball
>>157540565ggmu
im glad rashford is being useful
I bet on maguire scoring a goalwas that it? Or did I get absolutely scammed ?
>>157540618yes but only if you're in a united shirt
liverpoolbros...
>>157540570rules are rules
In my heart its still 0-1 and always will be
We need this ref, she'd never fall for Utd's bribing.
>>157540625It was an own goal. His shot was not heading to the goal.
>>157540629Relax. United play City next week
>>157540625sorry it was an>own goal
Slabhead is my favorite player, so I'm beaming
>>157540618accidental u mong
>>157540629they are embarrassing
how u can miss this close
inconsequential handball in the middle of the park: always a foulhandball immediately leading to a utd goal: never a foul
ABU cunts
>no mug weekend ruined
>>157540618If it's blatantly deliberate then the ref will call it on the pitch. If you pretend it's accidental, the ref will allow play to continue and VAR will be powerless to overturn the on-field decision.
GOIALLLLLLL
>>157540638>indians have discovered katia and are using ai to lewd hergrim
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157540641>City pass around aimlessly >Lose possession>Long ball over the top to Rashlingz>0-1Seen this episode before
RATA
BRUNO HATTRICK
>>157540653it's possiblei still think about my miss sometimes
>>157540653Keeper touched it and threw of his timing
>>157540638imagine her refereeing a match but she needs to shit really bad so she just squats down and leaves a huge turd right on the field while everyone watches her
BRUNOOOOO
Bruno not doing assist this season kek
Damn, is Manchester going to get one legit goal today?
BRUNO FERNANDES IS A HAT TRICK HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>the city of >Penandes posters
>he didn't know about the 5cm handball tolerance>penandes (p) hatty>slab lord assistABUs violently and irrevocably destroyed.
why couldn't he do this with poortugal?
How will ABUs ever recover?
PFA player of the year lads
>3/6 points vs promoted sideABUgods still winning
YIPSWITCH SHOOK
funny to think that if Maguire joined your 6 a side game he’d dominate everyone and nobody could do anything to stop it
>>157540700No Chilean player slipping and poonaldo takes the penalties.
none of these goals are real btw; the game was null and void after that corrupt non-maguire goalyou couldn't beat Ipswich without it. never forget
I was expecting to see this Bruno for Portugal in the World Cup but he was as bad as the rest of them
>>157540217jover
>Hull City
>united fans celebrating beating Ipswich at home lmao
>>157540718Dilate
>>157540730Ipswich are actually decent tho
just south of manchester, hopefully this lightning storm is heading to OT
enjoyable match imho
Mazraoui is such a fucking retard and I can't wait for him to fuck off to some literally who team
>>157540730>fans of a sports team can't celebrate their team winning
They need to sell tesco
>>157540713I'd put him on his ass
>>157540720next match innit
What should the theme of my big Sunday night wank be?
>>157540718uh..oh melty
>>157540723How do you expect him to score when he's forced to feed Ronaldo the ball?
>>157540758he'll start against the mighty fc sabah
>>157540762dominated by reffies
>>157540730>united fans celebrating beating Ipswich at home lmao
>>157540758did he sniff?
>>157540762feet
who s he calling
Anyone been around long enough to remember this?
>>157540730small club things
I thought the prem wasn't corrupt bros
>>157540797Remember watching it on Teletext yeah
>>157540793Authorising the bank to wire funds to PGMOL
>>157540797Remember it? I was there.
>>157540730I mean should they just quietly sit or what?
/mugug/ loading
>>157540797I scored all 9 goals
>>157540797I remember seeing it in the end of year season review book
>>157540793>Yeah, bro, I'm heading to Barcelona.
this one's for the now-disappointed /mug/gers who shot their loads too early (as always)>ipswich 6-0 man utd (march 1980)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKvgIP8E5X4
almost 5-1
so much rashford could have done to create a goal there
>Trashford
>>157540818don't try to make sense of what abus say
Maguire looking like PRIME Beckenbauer.
Literally Bruno FC at this point
>>157540834Um actually Gary Neville just said his runs have been really good so there
This performance is not worth of 4-1 desu
>>157540841it's been Bruno (p) FC since he came in
hat processor is that?
Jesus Christ if United play like this every week they might actually win something
>>157540848that's the beauty of football
Does Old Trafford still have that huge waterfall? Rain's coming down pretty good.
Why couldn't Bruno score a goal or even assist against Uzbekistan, Congo, Colombia, Croatia?>muh ronaldoHe had the best midfielders and back2back UCL winners Vitinha and Neves in the midfield alongside him.
>>157540818Yes
>carrick still not subbing out bruno
look at all that rain
Im sorry but im never watching another "soccer" game for the rest of my life. they dont even have the courtesy or the respect to hide the blatant cheating, Ipswich are dog cancer though fucking clowns
>>157540875he wants to be a big fish in a small pond, that's where he thrives
>>157540860athlon xp
>slip>handball>pen>accidentpoonited will claim they dominated
>>157540875Why did Vitinha and Neves look like dogturds also? It's a mystery, maybe it's the fraud of a manager that Portugal hired?
>>157540883average summer's day in Manchester
>>157540875Portugal had shit tactics
>>157540883beu-i-ful bri-ish -wea-er
Unironically when you go to Manchester from East Lancashire it's always drier down there
GOALLLLLLLLL
Proper manchester rain this
>>157540873shh
I said maybe, I don't really wanna knowHow your garden grows'Cause I just wanna flyLately, did you ever feel the painIn the morning rainAs it soaks you to the bone?
>leaky roofclassic game
kek he kicked it back in
>Manchester is my heaven>Torrential downpour
fuckin brutal kek
Meme goal
dominant display by VAR United
Why can't bruno do this for Portugal
lol is that an own goal?
ANOTHER CROSSBAR WTF LMAOLMAO
Wtf Old Trafford is flooding
>>157540893Warra major trophies for BrunoVitinha and Neves clears>>157540896Copium
ipshits are getting relegated and I'm putting a grand on that now before the odds skyrocket even higher
>>157540875Why couldn't poonaldo score when he had back2back UCL winners Vitinha and Neves and epl's best assister Fernandes?
is that 2 OGs
>>157540904oh my god there's two of them
>Playing a high line at Old Trafford 4-1 down with a wet surface
Bit match fixey that defending...
/mug/bros...
muggers literally seething lmfao
That might be two Greaves OGs
mugsistas....
>>157540217KWAB
hatty + assist for the PFA player of the year
>>157540918the spin took it over the line before he kicked it
>>157540918Nope. The spin brought it in
what time is it Mugbros?
>be 6'9>get chippedban dutch gks from the league
>>157540928Because Bruno couldn't create chances for Ronaldo and was in the way for Vitinha lil bro
wtf Sesko? Amateur level that. I need Mboomer to keep scoring, you fucking retard.
>>157540904built for white millennial cock
2 more and yanited go 8th
>>157540966Yep shameful, should have passed a full 2 seconds earlier
That Ipswich team is Vanararama National League tier. Who are these players?
>>157540939fuck this sp*c whore and fuck VAR united
>>157540943
This only happened because of that slip
There you go sissy, that’s how you win a premier league game incase you were wondering
>3.99 xG in the 2nd halfBTFO
Ipswich got raped
>>157540939literally sex on legs
>>157540985the handball rig mindbroke them
>>157540984Fernandes making that pass without even looking
>>157540983
beautiful rain that
Deathly silence in the stadium
>>157540995Stop samefagging your donkey looking ugly spic whore
My boy Bruno carrying these bitches
>>157540939Mantroony on the right
>>157540939Who’s the guy? Do you have the uncropped webm?
xochitl poster getting cocky
>>157541005can't hear them over the leaky roof
who is walking from old trafford to piccadilly stationhas drury never heard of a tram?or a bus?
Slipswich isn't good enough to be pressing like they're a top team.
damn you can actually hear the rain come downkino
What the fuck is Neville on about lmao
>>157541005>>157541017>this is what /mug/sissies are reduced toSad!
great atmosphere at the OT (overflowing toilet)
>>157541021this land needs it, we’ve been baked to a crisp the last 4 months
>>157541022He was dying to crowbar in some climate change nonsense.
>>157541024Unironically teams should just shoot more
What are you referring to with the slip? I tuned in late
Ipswich as bad as expected. Another week for United to work on their fitness
>>157540939>those hipsyou know she shags like a minx
>might need Noah's Ark to get out of Old Trafford K that was funny
>>157541040man united's 1st goal came from ipswich player slipped and the tide of the game shifted hard since
>>157541027Why aren't the fans singing? You're 5-1 up
Liverpoolbros...mug sisters....what the HECK do we do now....
What is this rain
>>157541040Liverpool have slipped to 13th.
5-1 and thread is still full of raped mugtrannies
>>157541015faggot
so in all honesty what really is so different between a scouse rat and a mancunian dog? on god both cities will be vastly improved by a nuke
MOST DANGEROUS
ipswich meme goal
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>+8for what
>>157541011Shame that he never carries the NT.
>>157541061Yes.
Looking forward to United buying Enciso for £89m next summer
>it would be 2-2 if not for refball
>chuba akpom in ipswich now
its not over
>>157541040
3 more goals mugbros
>Shartinezlmao that was terrible
state of the drainage at this place
*slosh*
>>157541081grim
>>157540939>xochitl starting to look good to mei can feel myself being mindraped
Thank you for beating our relegation rivals, Unitedlads
>can hear water literally pissing out of the roofthe absolute state of manure
>>157540217
why are they playing serene waterfall on the speakersget it switched to babbling brook pronto
Its fucking pouring.
comfy sunday afternoon asmr
>le leaky toilet embarrassing
fix the roof u hacks how are you worth so much but cant put a bit of plumbing in???
>>157541094This happened to me with that Puppiwi bitch but then she got posted so much I went back to not liking her
>>157541056light shower in manchesteri'm in this map too, was fucking nuts, looked like OT missed the lightning though which went over the city
>+8This referee loves rain or something
>xochitl dancing in the rain her clothes clinging to her body
absolute slipshow
>Dogpoo
>>157541101Yeah they have the worst jewish lizard owners in the league, everyone that supports United know it, your point being?
The only reason Manchester exists is because its so wet. There's a ton of moisture in the air meaning the cotton doesn't get brittle and break, that's why they got such a big industry to build the city on.
>ABUs now larping as plumbersThe absolute village of Sissy.
>>157541094one of us one of us
>>157541131Why would anyone support the jewish lizard club?
Don't worry, the new stadium is just around the corner!
>>157541141no shame at all
pulled him down by his willy
>>157541147The British taxpayer will love this!
>>157541154>>157541154>>157541154it's up.
Dorgu is not great but he's better than Rashford
Dorgu and Sesko are a pair of greedy shitters.
>>157541145Because they remember what was there before the jewish lizards and still hope one day they can get it back
>>157541138>gorilla arms
Uhhh why were these ads written in chinese
>>157541163Irish horsebreeding billionaires?
Since when does sesko look like a 26 year old doing a carpentry apprenticeship on day release from prison
>Ipswich winning 1-0>go take a shit>come back and it's 5-2 Man UtdWhat the fuck happened
>>157541149Was comparing bbc’s
>>157541168do you want them written in hebrew instead, you goy?
>>157541157Shouldn't it be /mugg/
Manu winning the league?
>>157541176did you give birth or something that's a long time for a shit
>>157541104>lemons does not do his single job>???
>>157541163That club is dead anon. This is a business for customers now.
O’Neil looking awfully chipper for a man who just conceded 5 goals
>>157541176slip, handball, pen, oopsie, lob, lel.
ggs
>>157541168Because most people watching are Chinese
>>157541188What club in the PL is alive anon?
>>157541189bad luck + rigged at OT is nothing newno reason to be mad
>>157541174Definitionally, anyone that owned Man Utd would be worth billions. What flavour of billionaire would you prefer? Russian jews? (((Arabs)))?
>certain ABUs waited all weekend to watch thatat least you don't have to go to the jobcentre tomorrow
fix that defence and we unironically win the league
glory glory man united
>>157541210then why utter such seethe? you mad bro?
>>157541218Don't think Ipswich are winning the league mate
>the impalers of ipswich
>>157541207They've all been displaced by jewish lizard businesses that's why the Championship mogs
>>157541218baleba will help a lot
>>157541218You are literally just Bruno + 10 mid shitters. If he gets injured you are relegation contenders.
>>157541213I'm just saying there aren't any good owners around like they had when they were well run and dominatingit's only Amerisraeli vulture funds and Arab sheiks who can afford to buy big clubs anymore
>>157541250He never gets injured thoughbeit
>>157541250Not wrong. Thankfully Bruno never gets injured ever.
>>157541222>brown>spastic gyratingso embarrassing
>>1575412592/3 games a week this seasonhe'll have to be rested a lot
remember last season when bruno got injured and >we played the best football we'd seen under amorim?
>>157541250yikes
>>157541268>Bruno >restyou must be new here
>>157541270>the best football we'd seen under amorim?scant praise
>>157541270>we played the best football we'd seen under amorimyeah you were shit
>>157541265faggot
>>157541203grim
>>157541268he played 70 matches in the 22/23 season
hoggers inconsolable
>>157541289simp
>>157541317he wasn't 32 four years ago
>>157541270>Google this>A 1-0 win and two 1-1 drawsDoesn’t sound promising
>>157541300That's the reality now. English out foreign in, there's more money that way.
>>157541203>best football>under amorim>implying such thing existed
>>157541349he played 59 matches in 24/25
>>157541398oops, meant for >>157541270
>>157540730>REEE YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY
