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kek pozzed burrs forced to seat their 10/10 white QB for gayleb

why am I being told so much not to worry about Josh Simmons

>webm senor seething about white fanbases again

>>157541905
Where was he throwing?

>>157541921
the next trent williams?

>>157541916
For me it's GAYLEB Williams of Chicago QUEERS LMAO!!

>the self hating brown is back

>>157541940
thats what im afraid of

>>157541942
same

WEEK 1 PREDICTIONS FROM THE /BET/LORD

PATRIOTS
NINERS +
TEXANS
PANTHERS
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
BENGALS
LIONS
COLTS +
JAGGIES
FALCONS +
RAAAAAAAIDERS
CARDINALS +
VIKANGZ
COMMANDERS
HOL UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEWWWW SUPERBOWL CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
DENVER BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Why are doyerpacos choosing the cowboys over the rams and chargers?

>>157540089

>>157541997
Hell doesn't exist

>>157542012
Deep breaths lil cely

>>157542012
But then who would be left to cheer for the Kansas City Chiefs?

Just come out of closet already. This pent up rage isn't good for you

>>157542045
Why don't you post that pasta, that stab them, roundhouse kick them one. Up your shitposting game little gay bro

>>157542034
They're ugly Asians living in Canada (well now Japan) actually

How many games does Jacobs miss?

>>157542007
Dem Boyz are the best team in the NFC

>Cooper missing games
Prepare for the Depth of Denver

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>queefies thinking they'll be better than 3rd in the division because they racked up 9 points against the practice squad and different defensive play caller every quarter

>Green Bay Prisoners

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>He's obsessing over the Chiefs again
Luv to see it

>>157542171
For what, biting his girl's iphone? Whatever, we're deep at pass rush anyway

>Keenan Allen arrested for drunk driving
Lek

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>make offtopic bussyspam all day
>no reports, no moderation involvement
>say faggot a couple times
>immediate time out
faggots really ruin everything they touch, including /nfl/

>bussyspam is le funny!
Just admit your a massive faggot. It would be much more believeable you fucking wierdos. Tired of seeing this stupid fucking gay shit everywhere. Speak like a fucking human being and not a reddit chat bot for once you stupid fucking niggerbrained faggots.

The Chefs are cooked

I'm having a bussy induced melty

>>157542109
He just got put on the exempt list

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Finna make ya?

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>makes gayvens fans seethe

>>157542245
Pretty sure you can't get banned for calling people fags or trannies only racial slurs

>>157542109
Court date in in november, so probably not before then

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>>157542245
Please take that unwanted and unwarranted racism to /b/!

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>>157542362
>unwarranted

Bo
Chapman
Nix

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>Asterick M*tthomes behind this Oline
Yeah he’s going back to back - on IR BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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>>157542401

Glad to see the kiwi is banned again. Seems like I was right about him being the detoilet freak obsessed with the chiefs and more specifically the Patrick Mahomes II

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KWAB

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>>157542385
Okay maybe a little warranted.

>Browns keeping 4 QBs on their roster
They're 100% tanking for Arch or whoever emerges as the best.

Arch WILL be a dolphin. He sucks so theyre gonna set him up in Miami so he at least has a good time

>the bilge of buffalo

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>Geno Smith is gonna get murdered again playing behind Jordan meredith
I almost feel bad for the guy. The Jets are really trying to copy my Raidies tank strategy

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>Julian Good-Jones cut
That means we're getting a Center, which means we're so back

>>157542504
He uses the proxy site, he cant be banned

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>based trevor making the gay guy pick dead last in his fantasy draft

>>157542638
bro there's no one on the market now
>t. detoilet

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Raiders.

>>157542711
We have literally nobody at Center. I'm hoping for JPJ from the Steelers

>>157542725
I need black pussy so bad bros...

>>157542644
Somethings going on with the shithawks. Theyre desperately acquiring corners

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Ride is over :(
Maybe he can go to Miami

>>157542007
LA didn't have a team for like 20 years. We went all over the place for a team growing up

>>157542799
The mayo commercial was his death. Made him unprofitable

>>157542799
He could take the Browns to the playoffs

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HOTTAKE INCOMING

>NFC
North: DET
East: WSH
West: LAR
South: NO

>AFC
North: PIT
East: BUF
West: DEN
South: HOU

>>157542831
Why make a list if all the 3rd place teams?

>kenan allen arrested
Heart dropped, didn't think he was the type of guy to beat on women
>find out it's just a measly little dui
wew and lyl. He's still a good guy.

>>157542799
He should come to Green Bay

Sam Darnold was the best QB in the League last year. Here's my proof
>only QB to win the super bowl
No other argument matters.

>>157542504
pipe down, Schizo

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Just give the rams the owl now

>>157542958
Easiest fade ive ever seen

holy fucking jesus
if this team doesn't go 17-0, no one probably ever will

I'd love to see Stafford get hurt now

>>157542799
Honestly wasn’t bad. They wanted him to be a checkdown merchant, but he has a nice deep ball.

Stafford is one sack away from breaking his back, Puka has been sent to Jewish reeducation camps and will be a shell of himself coming back, McDuffie is overrated, Donald is going to be washed and Garrett will tear his ACL week 1, I'm not moved

>>157542958
JOE BURROW PLEASE STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE JAMAAR CHASE

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My Chargies got a 6th round pick next year for a UDFA this year!

>>157543058
Seattle's about to lose the rematch their corners cant cover aj and doubs

>>157542799
At least he got that sweet mayonnaise money

>>157543058
This must mean Arnold is going to jail

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>>157542958

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AHAHAHAHA SEETHE YA BITCHEZ!! LA MAKES YA SEETHE

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>mfw we play the Rams
God, some teams get all the good fortune

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This SB Win really made the rams pull out all the stops, damn.

>>157543076
devon witherspoon is a hofer, nick emmanwori is kam chancellor 2, and josh jobe is pro bowl material, they're fine

>>157543112
Emmawhoris ankle is so bad he missed all of camp basically. Jobe is not good lol

>all this to stop Carson Beck

can someone explain how the rams can afford all these moves? why don't other teams do this shit?

Really want to slobber on a girthy Blatino cock tonight.

too bad Myles Roidets Knees are turbo fucked. better luck next time rammies

The Broncos have literally no excuse. They have every single piece they could ask for

>>157543153
Its superbowl or bust in denver

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which fanbases are falling for preseason hype?

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I demand an explanation.

>>157543188
Rams, chiefs, bills, saints

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>>157542958
*runs past him quickly and easily*

>>157543140
Stafford is only making $16 million this year instead of $40+ like all the other veteran QBs

Watching the Rams implode is going to be so satisfying.

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My Chiefs will win it all and I am all heated up! Awooooooooo~~!

>>157543214
Didn't he have like 40 yards in the owl

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REMINDER the rammies have to get to week 16 with their roster of elderly and formerly retired "stars" before facing the Superbowlhawks

What did D-GAY Metcalf do now?

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>>157543240
Did Christian Gonzalez get traded to the Rams?

>>157543248
normal n word shit

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so the rams are officially this season's protagonist/good guys, right?

>>157543197
this nigga look like Chris Benoit

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>>157543220

It's still a $48 million cap hit.

>>157543252
cheap ass Jew kraft wont pay him

>>157543248
he called some guy at a grocery store fat and even Reddit got racist

>>157542958
Teams that are this heavily favored preseason almost never live up to the hype. I see an NFCCG jobbing in their near future

Aaron Donald will get exposed as the overhyped media manufactured fraud he is

>>157543324
True

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>>157543248
Fatshamed a guy for his weird body build, deleted the post later

>>157543153
We could ask (and i am asking) for a better TE room and some ILBs that can cover a tight end

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DONT
RUN
WHEN
IT
COMES

kek Timmy

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>>157543275
As always, the Minnesota Vikings are.

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The Nanners will play full on suicide ball in Melbourne, ending the careers of Donald, Nacua, Stafford, and Garrett in turn. McVay will overdose on Vegemite on the flight home.

I have seen it.

>>157543153
>They have every single piece they could ask for
I think they could ask for a good quarterback

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VAMOS CHIVAS DE LOS ANGELES

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Its so over for the league all you can hope for now is injury
Might as well just forefeit the season today lmao

>>157543350
Garret isnt starting week 1 btw. he needs knee surgery to clean it up in there.

Not worried about 40 year old aaron donald who will be a rotational piece at best

>>157543361
>never won an owl

kangz are the protagonist of a cuck porno

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>>157543379
Donald... does he play on special teams or....?

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>>157543350
All this just to stop Sam Darnold

>>157543383
Your mom's a rotational piece.

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DO NOT REDEEM AARON DONALD SAAR! IT IS OUR YEAR TO REDEEM SUPER BOWL!

>>157543383
he's 35, zoom zoom

>>157543379
Mickey mouse 20-0
Mickey mouse ring

>>157543399
It was an affront to the football gods themselves. You wrought the coming destruction on your own merits.

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reminder: the NFCN returns to its rightful owners this season

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>>157543414
*chomp*

>>157543427
Puka deserves to play for a better franchise than the Lambs, like the Burrs

Oh woooooowwwww did you sign all the Avengers for one more little ring? Woooowwwwwww do you need Thanos too? Wooowwwwwww did you win, with all the Avengers and Thanos on your team?? Oh my gosh amazing, so impressive

I will say I'm skeptical about Donald's return because guys always talk about how hard it is to get back into football condition after being away for so long. Granted, Rivers did it so it's not impossible. But D-line is much more physically demanding than QB.
Also, the Rams have done nothing to address special teams. I'm feeling a 2010 Chargers comin on

>>157543405
I’m shaking in my boots