Peevious kek!>>157533788
The beary poster was unhinged. He was literally...
karma is a true bitch
>>157542559FUCK YOUR GAMETHREAD FAGGOT
>about to drop three of four to the Yankees and lose the season series and the tie breakerI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON
>Yankees win
>>157542579*Spits on you*kek!!! Fagama!!!
LINDO BOMBO!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pooston Asshoes
>>157542592risky maneuver. ayahuasca kills your ego. he may become a contented peace loving fatty and completely lose his competitive drive
the hits just keep on coming
a SOTONIAN blast(God it feels good to post this again)
>>157542620ass
sanjays kek
reminderdavid ortiz did steroids
sac fly doyers :)
7 scoreless with 10 K for Max. I'm glad he could have another game like that.
>your team>female characteristics of your team including>hair color>eye color>skin color>body shape>breast size>personality>ass shape/size >standard outfit
Based Mad Max
The Red Sox are actually quite terrible in the field
>>157542669>>157542676so is Max better than Verlander? I guess whoever is better would be #2 of the last generation right? Kershaw at #1
>>157542661There are no steroid users in the hall of fame. The voters have too much integrity
>changed the channel back to our game>our rookie pitcher kills himself immediatelyIf we wanted a guy to throw batting practice, Burrows or Imai could’ve done that just fine.
>>157542675RoyalsBlondeBlue eyesTan skinSlenderB cupsFarm/country girl next door Smaller size but perky Flannel and jean shorts
This nigga seething lmao
>>157542687I'm biased. I always liked Scherzer more because he's such a weirdo. I think they're basically equal though.
Thanks Onions Sox
>>157542688there is a steroid user who does not deserve to be in the hall of fame, and his name is david ortiz
>>157542713Who's the pitcher?
>>157542721matthews
>>157542715>gets word filteredu fagit
imagine having an MIT grad secretly on the payroll and still being unable to score runs kek
>>157542721matthews but they got a hit haha
fuck you Robert call the fucking ball if you're gonna cut Ewing off like thatstupid fucking diva
Thank you Romo
>>157542719Slander, Manny also had a lot of integrity
I like baseball
>>157542726>implying
why is there a crowd pop anytime the blue jays hit a routine fly? are canadians really that retarded?
Reminder that the last perfecto is still Domingo Germán
Imagine needing to win only two games to win the season series and clinch the tie breaker, but drop three of four in new yorkHUMILIATEDUMILIATED
It’s kind of rainy here should I start drinking
Which players are manky?
>>157542749perfect games and no hitters are kinda gay because it's random and doesn't necessarily indicate your true skill levelthey're also based for that same reason. but they should be revered for the rarity alone, not because it must indicate how good a pitcher actually is
>>157542749i like this reminder and I like perfect games
>>157542713Jinxed
>>157542763Yeah it's just such a unique thing in sports. It's completely unpredictable. >>157542768Me too. They're very special.
>MurakwabiWill he ever be unfucked? Worst injury of all time? He could be near 40 HR by now if not for it
reminder tomorrow is the last summer day of baseball until 2028
>>157542763https://youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14perfectos are part of the culture and an artifact of the scene
>>157542763>>157542774>>157542781yeah, I should rephraseperfect games and no hitters are super based. the tension before every pitch as you get closer to securing it is insanepeople who use perfect games or no hitters to argue about how good a pitcher is are gay
I cannot wait for cozy Fall weather. Fuck this humid Florida weather.
>>157542779Its still summer for like 21 days
>>157542784Oh yeah you're definitely right about that. Domingo Germán is pitching in Mexico or some shit now. But on that one day, it all came together.
Thornton getting killed by soft contact. but this is what happens when you pound the strike zone and pitch to contact. sometimes the BABIP gods fuck ya
red sox raped and gaped
Kikushit here to make SURE we get swept.
>>157542796I'll give you until labor day, anything after that is officially fall
>>157542806I'll pound your zone and fuck ya
>>157542801it's a magical feelingremember when Galarraga got fucked on the 27th out?
100 RBI
>has best team in the AL >soon to have best stadium in the leaguebros how do they keep winning? whats our next move now that trashing the trop wont be relevant? if we cant beat them should we join them?
>>157542826Man I hate it when I see that highlight.
man AJ's been ripping the ball but it's just finding gloves. he's gonna go on a spree once luck breaks his way
LET"S PLAY JEOPARDY!Answer: "UNNHGG UNNHGG UNNHGG UNNHGG UNNHGG UNNHGG UNNHGG UNNHGG..."Question: "What is the sound made by the Red Sox as they are bent over the green mawnstah while getting reamed in the cornhole by the New York Yankees?"
>>157542828Why are they posing holding a doty coaster?
>>157542851Yankee fans are so gay wtf lmao
swingandmisstani
based mariners keeping our season alive for us
Is it preferred on this general to have a user name ending in “spie”? Why or why not?
PCA mindfucked me...
>>157542838>>157542826Its so ironic that if he got the perfect he'd probably be forgotten about anyways like humber but because of that call any baseball fan will always remember him
>>157542884giving yourself a nickname is gay. it must be bestowed upon you in recognition of your contributions as a posterspie
>>157542884Queryspie has queried
>>157542892You're probably right. I was trying to remember Matt Cain's name because he throw that perfect game for the Giants. But I couldn't remember it, I had to Google it.
>>157542896My sister's fiance gave himself a nickname. I never call him it because it's lame as fuck lmao
>>157542884only if your peen is no larger than your thumb
It's O time
Yanks have actually dismembered the redsoxx
>>157542915my best friend graduated from college 11 years ago and still refuses to tell me what his frat name was
bateman unironically saved the blue jays. thank you cubs
>>157542915>This anon's sister is engaged to Tushar "Tushy" Krishna
Dodger bats are still ICE cold, does this get fixed for the post season or is does father time remain undefeated
>>157542929yes
GLASS EM
>>157542925hell yeah, brother!
>>157542880thank god for the seattle mariners. a cure for what ails struggling baseball teams since 1977.
>>157542925I love her
what do you guys think about Phillies run line and Over 7.5?
>>157542959Isabeau mogs. This pic is like the cocaine vs weed chicks meme.
DUMB STUPID STINKY BOMBSTON PERIOD SOX
>>157542979Isabeaus looks and Alysa's personality. That's the perfect woman
>>157542687I'd give Verlander the nod over the regular season as a good tank but if I had to choose one for a game 7 in the WS in their primes I would maybe give that to Scherzer. They are pretty much a coin toss in my mind.
is the red sux cheating spree over?
>>157542979Which one is the weed girl in your analogy? That's the one I want.
I had a nickname in the military but no one called me by that nickname after I sewed on my first NCO stripe, so yeahHaving a nickname is gay and for initiates
>>157542974I just took their ML
We are 1/5th of the way to nu tho.
freddie :)
>>157542830Should finally host an all star game.
>>157543003what was your nicknamealso did you ever humble an uppity 2L
>>157543018source?
>>157543002
T O K A IEIO
>>157543044Alright you've convinced me. I've never tried coke but I could get into it I think. They should make it legal. I'd love to get yacked up and watch baseball for 12 hours.
Pull the pitcher and put in a position player
erm my blue jays won again...
>>157543044Yea but what you don't get from that pic is that coke girls are crazy. You think everything is going fine then she's out all night, fucking your friends, and selling your dogs kidneys for extra cash. Not worth it
>>157542979Alysa looks attainable, like someone your average anon could be in a relationship with; the other girl looks like she wouldn't as much as look my way, she wouldn't give me the time of day no matter how hard I tried, and I would have to resign myself to masturbating to her intagram pics.
dodgers finally did something who will framber throw at in retaliation? a batter or dingler?
>>157543032butter bars are made to be humbledi'm not repeating my silly ass nickname in here cause I could ID myself; >look up OPSEC on Google to read more
>GETS RAPED AND GAPED IN THE BRONX>drops three of four to the Yankees, loses the season series and the tie breakerI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON
Fire dan wilson (out of a cannon and head first into a wood chipper)
Woo Gunnar did something.
>>157543083No one cares. NO ONE CARES!!!!
Chadres sweep this series 9/10 times, the Rays used their evil florida devil magic to rob those first two games
>>157543105>>157543088I'm just a sucker for Alysa's alt girl style. And she's cute and has incredible Chun-Li thighs and a sexy slutty lower back tattoo.
the royals hot streak is over, you guys shouldn't have looked...
>>157543131>sexy slutty lower back tattooyeah, her Orioles tattoo gets me going like nothing else
>>157543131It is a cute tat
There needs to be a speed limit on pitch speed.
Have you guys heard about the baseball team called the Savannah Bananas? Lmao
>>157543107we're gonna win the pennant this year as revenge for renaming our lake.
>>157543159Do they have a pitcher who shits cum?
>>157543149>>157543156Hahaha wtf
HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING RAYS
Please afillin' me
>>157543159>nanner ball novice trick leagues are family friendly fun, hope they fill out a proper roster of teams and grow into an institution
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSDELUCAAAAAA
I had to check to make sure my phone wasn’t glitching Holy shit the Red Socks suck dick
Man fuck this Florida devils, there is no way these guys aren't cheating somehow.
Holy shit, Blown save by Miller. Did that new owner really curse our season ;~;
>>157543184Yeah a league would be a cool idea. I saw the Harlem Globetrotters when I was a kid and it was really fun. I never would have imagined how popular a baseball version could be.
Rays general
WHAT MAKES A MAN A GENTLEMAN?
what a ridiculous homerun
>Gone in 2/30 parksTropicana needs to be swallowed by the earth, the hurricane should've left this specific plot of land unusable
>>157543223I'm thinking the Yankees schizos are right, the Rays are cheating
>>157543156she's a satanist anon.
>>157543223>88mph sliderWhy was he throwing that? Doesn't he throw 102+mph? Just throw that fastball, nobody can hit that.
>olson walkoff>Braveswinlol
>>157543244>baphometIt's a fucking bird, for goodness' sake!
3 teams from one division shouldn't be allowed to make the playoffsSox are SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANICE STEAL FAGGOT
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>>157543118POODRESPACOS KEK
Holy meltdown Kwanzdres
>>157543250>>88mph slider>Why was he throwing that? Doesn't he throw 102+mph? Just throw that fastball, nobody can hit that.that’s why I say he needs to work on his slider…
>>157543244She can convert me
>>157543291>kwanzdreslmfaaaaaaoooo y'all came up with that quickly. she seems bipolar
Is this some kind of sick joke from Manfred>yeah Tampa, we're sorry we made you play in the Yankees spring training facility, you can cheat now and win the world series. Just please don't make us lose the Florida market
Why are canadians so desperate for american approval?It’s giving cringeIt’s giving cuckIt’s giving yikes
>routine fly ball is caught and dropped over the wall and ruled a home run because the rays have some stupid ass wall pulled in little league distance and cut just low enough in that specific part of the wall so that this can happenthis team is a bunch of cheaters man
>>157543332such a sad sad manit's giving 4chan stan
>it was the pope sux are blessed
>period soxOH NONONONONONONONONOHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMOVE THE PERIOD SOX TO NASHVILLEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDSORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDSORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDSORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDSORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDSORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDSORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDSORTIZ DID STEROIDS>ORTIZ DID STEROIDS
>>157543192I'm a ray! A devil ray!!!
the rays took "devil" out of their name because the devil prefers to work in secret
Aranda please
>>157543244she also spends times banging Jews
Both Sox BTFO today
mookie slappy!!!!
CAM ON YOU A'S!!!!!
>bASSit
Fuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk
thatta boy AJ
Compliments to Chef Yuki mannnnn he cooked fr fr
>rasy
FUCKYEAH!!!!!!!!!!
>>157543462yejibros we just
if the padres somehow take this game after all this bullshit in this series, i will never doubt them again
Oh no
>the city of Sacramento
>>157543524Her necklace is stapled to her collarbone. White bitches be crazy.
that funky muncy
that funky munchy
>>157543524did anyone ever id this chick. she was hot as hell
MUNCEDalso post more muncys
Are the any other Max Muncys I should know about?
oh oh
>>157543561his twin brother (also named Max) on the A's
Daddies say FUCK the dodgers
putting up crooked numbers in multiple innings is like winning the world series to doyerpacos (me)
>>157543566feels good to have a big lead for once
god damnit pintaro
Simpson please
Ty marinersMy jays need all the help they can get
YESSSSSSSSSSS
>Poodres>the shantytown of Scam Diego
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JT Realputo
Fuck you bogey. I seriously hope our new owners pay you to fuck off. Ah well, gotta give credits where credits due, GG raysbro.
>>157543671JT real imouto
Rays win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ggs fun series
These cheating ass Rays, I hope their new stadium is built in the part of Florida that will be underwater in a few years
Yeah we are calling this fucking shot, get the parade route ready.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
The new manger seems to not do much fielding practice it seems
>the yankees score 1.4 runs per game
m's lose!
All the good guys winning today.
wish Benge would challenge more>>157543684she's pretty
>>157543714the opposite is true
is max clark a wigger?
Has anyone been >eliminatedYet?
>>157543714But my beloved O's are losing
good job, benny B
>>157543223why is it always a certain type of fielder who makes plays like this that cost the entire game
>>157543740the rockies were eliminated(from NL West contention, the wild card is still possible!)
MY ABSOLUTE NIGGA MAYO IS PURE MAGIC
>MLB's been callin' about you, son>what?? i'm hitting like .230>that don't matter ur a catcher>I LOVE BEING CATCHER
cum shitter kek
>>157543773the rays literally cut a hole in the wall in left field just high enough for a 5'8 outfielder to do this in that specific part of the stadium. it it had been any other part of the stadium in that same situation, this wouldn't happen.
shohei fucking sucks
Keko
>>157543740The Rockies cannot win their division. The Giants' elimination number is 1 for that same title. That's really it.
Gaped again.
holy PRRRRRT
yeah we can't run this bullpen next yearDuarte, Lavender, Williams, Garrett, maybe Senganever want to see Yan or Pintaro or Nunez again
5 Taco,sigh
Fucking cash buyer beat us for a really nice house that checked all the boxes. The deceased owner's whore daughter just wanted it off her hands. Now it's going to be gutted and turned into a millennial gray landlord special. I'm going to drink myself to sleep tonight.
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg taigas
good series, tigers
>>157543223This is what happens when your owner's name is Kwanza
doyers won
I won't be mad if Chadres miss playoffs because I'll be play Gears of war e day like the Mexican chud I am.
>>157543940https://www.kpbs.org/news/border-immigration/2026/08/27/ice-arrests-surge-in-san-diego-even-as-the-trump-administration-takes-more-low-key-approachDon't be so sure.
>>157543940I thought the poodrepaco thing was just a meme…
>>157543940>mexicanAny hot mom/sisters/tias/cousins?
What is the baseball definition of raped and gaped?A single gameA game between two teams likely to play each other in the Wild Card roundA game that will decide the season seriesA game that will decide who gets the tie breakerA game that will decide which teams gets all three WC games in their stadiumAnd you lose that game by a score of 16 to 1RAPEDANDGAPED
>>157543983Yet they'll keep saying they're purer than us even though LA is a sprawling metropolis that extends to a lot of distant neighborhoods. We have more whites in our city than they have actual people.
>>157543974>>157543940you have to go back, Paco
gards needed this beat up
My default assumption is that everyone itt is either white or that one japanese anon, and it makes me deeply uncomfortable whenever I remember there are actual unironic mexicans and canadians here
>>157544008LA is more Mexican than SD there's no need for mental gymnastics
CLASSIC bohmian ground into double play, simply classic
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS"lose>mfwsoto goes back on the ILlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwlolmestolmest
>the city of Sackramento
>orel hersh: it wasn't a must-win todayis he right?
>>157544028the internet is white to me
>>157544028what? mexicans are already everywhere
>>157544028Worse, the leaf posters and the UK flags are unironic Jeters.
>>157543983I have some Basque /Portugese DNA apparently.... So it's okay, ICE can't deport my race mixed mutt ass.
ANOTHER SWEEP
>>157544030avoid gold or green areas and you're good.
>>157544081>unironic Jeters
>>157543940Don't worry, a new owner with a strong personality will strengthen your team next season.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/roEL96WRP1U
3-0 since the stadium deal
Behold! A photo containing more greatness than any other!
>>157544085They seriously need to break the Asian category into two.
If this man is not fired before the last game of this Mets season, Steve Cohen is an absolute fraud.
>>157544155you just don't understand run prevention
henderson is locked in lfg
>>157544155>that noseMy man ain't ever getting fired.
Why do the Angels even exist? What a joke of a franchise.
>>157543159we like the party animals here
I hate 1 PM games because I can't watch them, but I'm glad I missed this one today.
>>157544237Arte doesn't even own an insurance company.. he just doesn't want to win
Poodres kek>alsoBombston kek
>>15754423700' to 09' era was awesome. I figure Arte is just riding the high of that and hopes he turns a profit each year.
the bad guys all won today…
Sing along time!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.East side, west side, everybody's cumming hard,All over the F A G S fags from New York town!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
Mariners suck
>>157544436yes
somewhat related, but anyone been to a NPB game? going to the marines game the 10th and the tigers/giants game in the fan section the 12thalso i have no clue what my braves did to tyler mahle but keep it up i guess, dude looked horrible before
>>157544436They got swept today
Are doyerhectors pretending to be white again
>>157544172Run prevention prevents winning
>>157544419Bow wow chow
>>157544455>fan section? isnt the whole stadium the fan section, huh?
Jankees fan steals Roki's glove and still misses the catch
>>157544585anyone above the age of 12 with a glove his a huge loser
Is there handegg on today?
>>157543892Housing market is brutal still for buyers at least around me. We got lucky to eventually get one we liked but lost several offers before it worked out. Plenty of my wife’s tears were spilled
>>157544358yes we did
>>157544455how the fuck did you get tickets to the tigers/giants game in the fan section?also checked
Guys I stopped getting horny
mariners just blew their season getting swept by the jays in Toronto. "tough one out there today"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlE7xuJ_Ak
>>157543892>>157544623everywhere, USA
>>157544670blind luck
>>157544710I wonder if dan wilson realizes yet that he has permanently destroyed his reputation in seattle
Hey, Orioles. Chill, bro. You aren't that guy.
is it still worth going to a game if your team sucks? thinking of catching a Mets game in September.
Late (I was at Clearwater)B-but HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhagahah
THE ORIOLES WON, /mlb/ WON
>>157544792Its only worth it if the tickets are cheap
>>157544799>this would’ve prevented Ranger Saurez from giving up 17 hitsRed sux are mindbroken
>>157544838yea I looked at the schedule and that's probably not going to happen. Lot of special nights and matchups against big teams. oh well.
They're talking about Will Warren like he’s prime Randy Johnson
>>157544085Mexicans are chill the gold areas are mostly fine
>>157543983Padres fans are proud mexicans, doyerpacos are insecure about it and larp as white chuds
>>157545034What are Angels, Giants and Athletics fans like?
she wore the hat just to piss me off, she doesn't even like baseball, she's from fucking Florida is this grounds for a breakup? not kidding btw.
>>157545052Black
>>157545074Florida has a lot of Yankee fans.
>>157545074These white girls that smell like ham love the Yankees though.
Hope the Cubs lose
>>157545052angelpacos are pretty chillhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Z6F3EK4JUHQ
>>157545074>bitched by your own bitchKWAB WAB
Is this the last Sunday Night Baseball on NBC this year? Next week is Notre Dame vs Wisconsin, and then the NFL takes over. What a weak deal MLB got. They should have given it to FOX.
Aaron Judge will be activated during the Anaheim road trip.
>>157545143FOX would prioritize new Simpsons and Family Guy episodes on Sunday nights over baseball.
>>157545079Dude in the red is an absolute bitch. Angels fans are the worst. Some who still has an allegiance to the trash can franchise has to be mentally ill in some regard.
>>157544943You mean he's not?
Metsbros... I'm sorry to say this, but I don't think we're making the playoffs
>>157545003the issue is SoCal imported a significant chunk of latin America for some odd reason and a lot of them don't behave. The white people don't know the difference between a chill mexican and a violent honduran immediatly.
I'm a tranny. A real Cubs tranny!!!
>>157545216niggas really thought this team was back because they had a good two weeks
>>157545216Sad, we were supposed to be in this together.
>>157545241always knew the kpop poster wasn't a real one>>157545247>partnering with the Yankeesnever
>>157545115anon... she's not white
People are talking about that ball that fell out of the Wrigley ivy during play like it was, not an embarrassment to the sport, but a fun little tidbit. Pack it up. Reddit has conquered our national pastime.
when's the rubs and cubs start
>>1575452775 minutes.
>>157545277rain delay
PCA might get a sunburn from the lights
>>157545143It was like that when ESPN still had Sunday Night Football.
>>157545143>Sunday Night Baseball is done after thisGood no Lenny for 6 months.
>BLOWSTON GAYSOXHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Why didn't PCA catch that?
>>157545188>Sonny Gray to the IL >Adley Rutschman is a bust>Crochet pushed back to 2028
>>157543892Womp womp
Primate Chimp Apestrong.
What have the Red Sox done since 2018?
>>157545287@grok turn those into giant floppy BWCs
>there are red sux fans who talk about Saydawn Rape-a-fella like he’s PCA/Trout
>>157545370stopped cheating, as a result they stopped winning too
i just woke up because i got a PCA Alert
Why is he horrendous dogshit?
PCA
Lol that was a fucking strikeout.
MVPCA
Red sucks got fucking blitzed and PCA is NL MVP
Ohtani who
Wow. 1-2-3 inning for Burns with two strikeouts.
>>157545407why didn't he challenge that?
I'm hot, my a/c if off because it's leaking through my roof and ruining my ceiling when I have it on but time to hide from reality with baseball!
>>157545433He shouldn't have to risk it in the first inning. That was a dot.
The Twitter retard Kutterisking committed suicide
ITFCB
PCA the face of baseball
>>157545455nah that's Ohtani, PCA is the face of baseball contrarians
>>157545444Okay, so why didn't he challenge it? You have them for a reason and you dot the edge. You shouldn't be giving an MVP 4 strikes
>>157545465I'm a dodgers fan and I think PCA is the face of baseball
didn't they get rid of Suarez?
>>157545455face like a baseball*
Showho?
>pouring againjust cancel this game
Picture this: what if paul goldschmidt just pantsed the base runner at 1st base just now and the pitcher threw him out? is that legal?
Night game on a Sunday is two flyover dogshit teams. September is going to be fucking miserable, teleport me to game 162 pls.
PCA is really gonna go 40/40 this year. while playing Platinum Glove defense.absolutely insane. he might hit 11 WARprobably the best season any player can say they've had since Willie Mays
>I'm gonna glaze you a little bit
>>157545489Cubs are a juggernaut team
>>157545491jizz is gonna do 50/50
>>157545498>meme field with the ivy and a mentally ill fanbasepass
>>157545466ABS doesn't give umps an excuse to not do their fucking jobs.
>>157545079AHHHH YEAAA BABY
>>157545443good times
>>157545491He's not even playing gold glove defense, but they're gonna give him the platinum glove because of fake stats and narratives.
>>157545355You forgot>cheating Cora fired for not cheating hard enough>bombston>period>doxKEKEK
>>157545511huh? what are you talking? Missed calls happen, I'm asking why the fuck the catcher didn't challenge that. It was clear
>>157545491>platinum defense
calmest Phillies sweep of the season
>>157545491kind of boring that he's just gonna win MVP every year for the next 10 yearsno one else in the NL has his Elite Defense + Elite Offense
>>157545540What about Ohtani?
>>157545532delet that 120p shit
>>157545545He's an aging one dimensional DH
>>157545540Kyle Tucker
>>157545532
>>157545545>0 Gold Gloves
>>157545546Saaar save bandwidth
AttaIan
>>157545506I read he wants like a $250M long term deal
Nico nappy!
>>157545594>long term dealthey only live til about 30
Ian Plapp
>On July 28, 2022, the Mets traded Rodríguez and Jose Acuña to the Cincinnati Reds for Tyler Naquin and Phillip Diehl
The pros don't know how to bunt anymore. I get why, but it's crazy to watch big leaguers with worse bunting mechanics than 10 year olds had 20 years ago.
>>157545594I mean so do I
Mikey boppie yay conforto boppie yayyayyyay!
>>157545631Amayay
>>157545624The japanese still do it to look cool
>pee seat gay
how much money did PCA leave on the table by signing a long term extension
>the old scoreboard!!!
>>157545661it's a 2 year extension past his arb years where he gets 30 million so it's not that bad
>>157545661The contract is going to end with a DFA.
who here /druk/?
>>157545540they said the same thing about Kristina Bryant and now he's handicapped
>>157545708fake
>failed abs challengeI've heard of "Busch League" but that's just ridiculous!
>fall ball schedule just dropped
>>157545708Slight buzz here.
>>157545708drinking on a sunday is bad for you
>>157545770I don't miss the days of doing that
>>157545708I haven’t had any today. It’s raining so I feel like I should but the fridge is all the way over there
shitcongo KEK!
>>157545708AI is so based
scuba kek
SCUBA KEK
Mets traded this guy away kek
Ugh
AttahappAttanico
YAY
Cmon Resd
>creds
UH OH
>resd>cusb>resd>cusb>resd>cusb
>throw home run ball back>it lands in the basketCubs fans are so effeminate.
>cubbie sissies too weak to throw a ball back on the fieldKEK!!!!!
Joey Votto is literally the greatest player and human to ever live
>shota
>>157545873He just clogged up the bases with his walks, not a good hitter in my book. Walks are selfish stat padding
PCA is the best cub since Soriano
wait until you fags see how Tampa Bay tied the game off Mason Miller I haven't seen a team with this much devil magic since prime Cleveland
>imeatballnaga
>>157545912Both used multiple methods of cheating.
I know it's late, but Os win! Gg As
Jazz is going 20/70That’s pretty impressive
i really wanted to give the cubbie bears a chance but they don't have the pitchers to hang with the doyers
Mestizos be like: we don’t have PCA but at keast we have Larpson Stench and AGay Pooing
ohtani is mvp
>>157545933They're saying Jazz is the best British baseball player of all time
>>157545950He’s not British bro wdym
The Reds are determined to keep both their ABS challenges and try to cash them in at the poker boat.
>>157545962
why does the NBC broadcast suck everyone off
>>15754593320 errors, 70 failed ASB challenges?
>>157545980Baseball fans love seeing other guys get sucked off.
>>157545975Bro he’s not British lolz, that’s from a technicality. He’s Bahamian.
Attahappy
>>157545987Bro, he has a .981 fielding pct, much higher than last season. He’s actually playing the best defense of his career and is quite good.
jazz will look good in a Mets jersey
PED PED PED PED PED
>>157545770when did /mlb/ become a bunch of prudes and lames
>>157546031The Mets aren't going after Jazz unless it’s a trade
Fielding Percentage: rewards players who don't get to low percentage batted balls. Outs Above Average: rewards players who are too aggressive on low percentage batted balls. How do we split the difference?
how come no closer walks out to "Extreme Ways" by Moby? it's absolute kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftm1hiXgYsA
>>157546034Wow that’s the best you could do bro? Lol
>>157546034Coward
>>157546023He plays second base in little league yankee stadium. Anyone here could do that and have .990+ easily.
>I fouled that off>oh okayUmps are so fucking retarded.
Cubfans are so cringe why is this
Just took a wet runny Cubs
>>157546086Wrigley is located in a gay neighborhood
with the george lombard injury, the yankees continue their trend of 1 major injury per 4 games.with about 17 games left in the season, we will see at least 4 more. my guesses:1) jazz (ankle)2) bellinger (re aggrevates leg)3) bednar (groin)4) wells (undiagnosed concussion is finally found, explaining why hes hitting .120)
Sal Fuckin' Stewart again. Crown his ass already. That little 2b for the Tards doesn't have shit on him.
Fuck this asshole NOW
Cubs pitching aint it, not giving dem cubbie bears a chance anymore.
>>157546090like you haven't made out with dudes at gay bars to get free drinks? it's a tough economy, drinks are expensive
scubal kek
To be fair to the cubs they have to illegally steal signs because their pitching is so bad
>>157546090explains a lot
As a Dodgers fan I don't think the Cubs are very good
As a Cubs fan I'm a girl
>>157546110holy kek
Honestly wouldn't be shocked to see the Cubs miss the playoffs, especially when PCA has his annual September falloff.
PCA allows us to dream
>Pee CAca
>PCGay
will Suzuki and Imanaga get extensions?
I'm a girl for PCA
>>157546161Nahhhhhh
>>157546159Suzuki will be offered an insulting deal and go to Angels to get his money like Pujols
>>157546159In a normal year, it would be too late, but with the lockout looming, I wouldn't rule it out. 2022 saw a lot of teams and players make rash decisions in such a short window that they ended up regretting. Teams probably want to know what they have, and players probably want to know where they are reporting when the lockout ends.
>>157546100Nice troll by a non-Yankee fan.
Can we please take it easy on dem cubbiebears?
>>157546174>>157546159On top of that, the Cubs are losing 2/3 of their outfield and most of whatever their starting rotation is next year.
>>157546100True af post, this.
This thread is so slow.
>>157546100they're all feeling the pressure without fudge and pressing too hard
>>157546047cameraman kino
>>157546199Dodgers aren't playing
>>157546100ngh… ugh… sigh
scrubbies
>>157546100Fuck me running.....
>>157546100T-T
>>157546201How are they “pressing too hard”
>>157546199Scrubs are losing.
>>157546201So tbey should repeat 2023?
We need "meat service"
>>157546100gakt… ugh… wheeze
>>157546100It’s right there in front of us!!! Ugh…
Attanico
>>157546100I'll have the hot jug'o piss to go, por favor
Yankees Twitter is a fucking goldmine today.
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