>>157542629
why is dorkmund playing this week? they are neither meister nor pokalsieger, this is unfair towards osnabros

Hass Lautern
Hass Offenbach
Hass die Bosse
Hass Infantino
Hass meinen SV Waldhof
Lieb meinen SV Waldhof
So einfach ist das.

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>>157541976

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*drives into the thread*

did you know that kicker has videos for women's matches?

https://www.kicker.de/leverkusen-gegen-wolfsburg-2026-frauen-bundesliga-5243444/spielvideo

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>>157542740
>GmbH
>Inhaber

>>157542914
Dies. As Anwältinnengatte I am wheezing

Whatever happened to that Dortmund Greek lad? Is it over?

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>>157543128
Torn ACL

https://x.com/MadridSports_/status/2094153112692854817

blud froze cuz of RREdins aura

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>>157542740
>drives a hyundai

>>157543128
It's oger. Gyroszange is kill.

>Nach Konstantelias-Aus:
>Sancho wieder Thema beim BVB

he

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>>157545251
they'll never learn

NORMALE KARTOFFELN

>>157544632
What's the problem?

>>157542679
>losing against Havelse

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Özilbros?

>>157547736
Yes. And?

Max Meyer career end. Schalke won.

>>157547830
>still only 30 years old
what a wasted career holy shit

>>157547844
had to check because I wasn't sure whether you were joking or not. holy shit he is 30 indeed (31 in two weeks, but still). thought this nigga was like 35

>>157547815
Özil is 37, not 42.

>>157547977
yes yes, it was one his relatives

>>157547977
>Still in his 30s
Why no career?

>>157548011
politics is more important to him, so he changed professions

>Kaum zurück bei Southampton, ist HSV-Flop Damion Downs (22) offenbar schon wieder weg. Nach Informationen des kicker verleihen die Saints den Stürmer direkt weiter zu St. Louis City in die MLS.

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>>157547676
I NEED A HERO

>>157547696
we are never going to see jt again

>Im vergangenen Sommer wechselte Youssoufa Moukoko für 5 Millionen Euro Ablöse vom BVB zum FC Kopenhagen – nun könnte es ihn zum anatolischen Süper-Lig-Aufsteiger Corum FK ziehen. Laut Transferreporter Yağız Sabuncuoğlu befindet sich der ehemalige Nationalspieler Deutschlands bereits in Istanbul zum Medizincheck

Kek

>>157548139
whatever happened to him...

>>157548019
grim
>>157548190
GRIM

>Eigentlich war Ritsu Doan als Stammkraft für diese Saison fest eingeplant. Doch da Eintracht Frankfurt in diesem Sommer auf Transfererlöse angewiesen ist, wird Trainer Adi Hütter in den sauren Apfel beißen müssen. Denn Doan wird die Eintracht verlassen. Nach kicker-Informationen ist in den Transferverhandlungen zwischen der Eintracht und dem Saudi-Klub Al-Ittihad eine Einigung erzielt worden. Doan, für den die Hessen erst vor einem Jahr 21 Millionen Euro an den SC Freiburg überwiesen hatten, wird jetzt zumindest 17 Millionen Euro wieder einbringen. Nur noch letzte Formalitäten sind bis zum Vollzug zu klären.
what the heck is Krösche cooking?

>>157547679
This has to be a joke, what are they doing?

>>157548486
How? How are they dependent on transfer surplus? They have the blackest transfer record in the fucking world. Did it all go into coke?

>>157548678
Yes.
>t. Frankfurter

>>157548698
Dann schmier mal auf

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>start like the Feuerwehr
>then stop playing the game
>completely collapse
>lose bigly
Jedes Wochenende die gleiche Scheiße

>>157547730
they don't make cars in Stuttgart?

>Fast auf den Tag ein Jahr nach seinem 75-Millionen-Wechsel vom VfB Stuttgart zu Newcastle United deutet sich bei Nationalstürmer Nick Woltemade der nächste Transfer an. Laut übereinstimmenden Medienberichten forciert der italienische Rekordmeister Juventus einen Last-Minute-Transfer des 24-Jährigen.
Can he do it in Shitaly?

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>>157549323
he was born for Serie A
nice and slow, seriously gay

>>157549334
Why does his Boyfriend look like this?

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>>157549323
erm dorkmundbros, what's book book book?

>Im Juli hatte Premier-League-Aufsteiger Hull City noch vergeblich in Stuttgart um Außenverteidiger Josha Vagnoman geworben, nun haben die Klubs einen Tag vor Deadline offenbar Einigung über einen Transfer des 25-Jährigen erzielt. Das meldet der englische TV-Sender „Sky Sports“. Demnach verhandeln die Tigers nun noch die persönlichen Modalitäten mit dem gebürtigen Hamburger, ehe dessen Wechsel auf die Insel nichts mehr im Wege stünde.
Good riddance

>>157548486
>>157549323
>>157549402
>>157549447
No DLD transfer in kicker™ managerspiel is a fucking JOKE

>Laut "Sky" führt eine Spur zu Ethan Nwaneri vom FC Arsenal. Der 19-Jährige verbrachte die vergangene Rückrunde ebenfalls leihweise bei Olympique Marseille und entspricht in etwa dem Positionsprofil von Konstantelias.
they must really dislike Beier for some reason

>>157549539
too white

>Hertha gewinnt den Poker: Schweden-Stürmer Nilsson kommt per Leihe aus Brügge
Aufstieg confirmed?

>>157549511
* season desu

so will Krösche be sacked?
really is something when the most mindless penny-pincers that rule our clubs fire someone for being too good at making money
maybe it's jealousy?

>>157549539
>they must really dislike Beier for some reason
Because he's shit
But this Ngubu guy was not good enough for Marseille so whatever

>>157549856
>Because he’s shit
are you retarded? despite being played horrendously out of position, he still had 18 scorers last season. he’s a fantastic player; pacey workhorse with a great finish. crazy to me that he’s still so under appreciated just because he’s not some flashy ngubu mongo

>>157549826
They made sone good sales but also some really shitty buys
Doan signed for 21mil, sold at a loss
Then shitters like Chaibi and Wahi
They also have the 3rd highest wagebill in bundes for years now (177m) yet failed to reach CL again which was needed, this season even no europe

>>157549936
it should have been Beiers knees instead of Ndelias

>>157550001
rude

>>157549967
I believe in Adi H. fixing this

>>157549967
Doan deal off acorrding to plettigoal

>>157550118
>acorrding to plettigoal
>ynr "Bundesligabeben"

>Çorum FK have agreed deal to sign Youssoufa Moukoko from Copenhagen, here we go!
PES Career Mode aahh motherfucker

>Bayer Leverkusens Arthur vor Leihe zu Werder Bremen – Medizincheck am Dienstag
Can he save them?

>>157550193
another player for the Lazarett

>>157550193
>7.1m transfers in
>40.5m transfers out
Where does the money go in Bremen?

>>157550227
diversity projects

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>fourth most ambitious club is Elversberg

>>157550193
this guy was literally waiting until the last second for the HSV interest, who decided for the superior right back

bremen have hit rock bottom

>Neben Ethan Nwaneri soll Marcel Regula auf der Liste von Borussia Dortmund stehen, um den Ausfall von Giannis Konstantelias zu kompensieren. Dem polnischen Portal "Meczyki" zufolge hat sich der 19 Jahre alte Offensivmann bereits mit dem BVB geeinigt und auch von seinem Klub Zaglebie Lubin die Freigabe für einen Wechsel erhalten. Kurios: Regula stand auch beim 1. FC Köln auf dem Zettel für den Fall, dass Said El Mala den Verein verlässt.

>>157550307
>Einnahmen 200 Tsd. €
Knabenschmiedebros...

>>157550307
>uhh ackyuelly Leipzig are buying their success ok?

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>we're going right back fucking down

>former real madrid player and currently free agent Joselu in talks with Eintracht Frankfurt

>>157550675
dorktardbros? where is book

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>casually adding a WM quarter finals starting LB
CL charge teil 3

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>>157550675
Remember when he killed Buyern in the CL lel

>>157550640
They have been until about 21/22, when they startet selling it instead, which is why they suck since then.

>>157550718
lol

>>157548678
they are building a new stadium and training center

>>157548678
>>157550773
Also some of their Management like Mr Hellmann having a 10mil salary doesnt help.

>>157550727
any more to say u jelly chud

>>157550718
No no no i need Lemke to start now that gyroszange is broken or my team is DONE

>>157548486
DEAL OFF

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>>157548190
>>157550159
>>>21 years old

>>157550783
topkek
that's shameless

>>157550851
basically the zeitgeist rn tho

>>157550851
comes with the territory. Else he would get head-hunted by some bank in frankfurt.

>>157550858
i bet they don't pay themselves that much even in Madrid

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>>157550797
>my backup de pussy doesn't even start despite a fantastic pre season

>>157550874
Ppl are wondering whats wrong with youth developement in german footie btw baka desu

>>157550915
well lets be real there
>muzzy allah blacks out on pitch for seconds 100% the last two matches he played
>woltemade not even considered youf at this point
>huhndav gets attacked the most when performing the best
>b00
>the Echte Kartoffel auf Eins Junge
>urbig doesn't even get a position himself
>chadtubolu fails to get to a team which plays on an european level
etc etc
youf talents are the has beens of tomorrow.
why would you sign up for that?

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>Für bis zu 145 Millionen Euro: Barcola verlässt PSG gen Liverpool

>>157550726
>two Cup titles
>sucking
Ok Antje.

>>157550797
https://www.kicker.de/warum-es-im-bundesliga-managerspiel-keinen-deadline-day-transfer-gibt-1248480/artikel

Official answer: just lösch dich

>>157550987
Should be a massive upgrade over Gakpoo but it's another lanklet with paper mache legs that will play half a game before getting injured, like Etikite and Isak

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0ner für den jürgen?

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>>157549402

the beer, I drink

>>157551307
very gay handbag Ricken has there what a gay faggot wow

>>157551032
Yes they started sucking after the cup titles thanks for supporting my point retard

>>157551276
looks too much like him

gansiball is simply majestic

>Hvertz

>>157552353
lel liga is a joke and hahnsi is fraud

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>Tabea Kemme

Why did the media suddenly stop caring about age gaps

>>157552848
German media never cared about age gaps
that’s purely an American thing

>>157553087
Yeah I mean that media

>>157553124
‘that media’ does not know who Tabea Kemme is

I don't know nor care who Tabea Kemme is

>>157553177
>>157553215

Teenage footballer that got groomed by a cougar

Adeyemi Assist

>>157553226
why would you groom a pimplefaced uggo?

just looked at our Jamal and sighed

>>157553258
You wouldn't bang her?

>>157553295
hypothetical question

I would like to forget who Tabea Kemmer is

Tabea Kemme is a real qt and she smiled at me once in Potsdam and I don't think I'll ever forget that

She doesn't need to change her name to make it big. It's a superstar's name

Tabea Kemme - now in cinemas

Coil - Triple Sun Introduction (Live)

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>>157553776
Is Kemme listening to this rn?

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I am so disgusted by Pep, I just woke up and I see this interview and I want throw up. Has this fucking freak ever given a genuine interview? I don't think I've ever seen a more fake human in my lifetime

>>157556072
What about Kloppo?

>>157556384
nta but I’d consider Klopp to be miles ahead of Pep in terms of authenticity

>"Wir haben einige Eisen im Feuer gehabt. Jetzt muss man schauen, welches am besten geschmiedet werden kann", vollendete der Coach sein Wortspiel und wies lächelnd darauf hin, dass sein Nachname übersetzt Schmied bedeute.
it happened again

>>157547815
>appears in the statistics under right wing terrorism

>>157550307
>Kurz nach dem Start in die neue Bundesliga-Saison verliert Union Berlin einen Stammspieler. Ilyas Ansah wechselt nach nur einem Jahr in Berlin-Köpenick nach England - und spült den Eisernen durch seinen Transfer zu Hull City mindestens 21 Millionen Euro in die Kassen.
Now half the league is net positive

OOOOOOOO FABIO VIEIRA

>>157556948
Well it actually is innit? Clearly isn't linksgrünversiffter terrorism

>>157557859
Yes, it is. But nobody will think of Graue Wölfe once it's reported as such.
Poor little Ausländers have no agency and can't be racist and / or right wing.

https://x.com/BarcaNewsFRA/status/2094557128589459913

lol

>Der Fall Woltemade – Ausdruck eines kranken Systems
>Auf die Idee, dass es sich lohnen könnte, Woltemade, der in der abgelaufenen Saison in 51 Pflichtspielen elf Tore erzielt und fünf vorbereitet hat, ein wenig mehr Zeit zu geben, kam bei dem Klub, der im Besitz des saudischen Staatsfonds Public Investment Fund ist, niemand. Warum auch? Geld spielt keine Rolle – um Menschen, und dabei handelt es sich auch bei Profifußballern nach wie vor, noch weniger.
More than just a player. A symbol for injustice and a sick system

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Bolinbros??

>>157558050
low iq weakling fraud

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new bremi just dropped

>>157558037
>nooo don't make me go to Torino. it's maximum punishment
how did he gain such a hold over the media?
last summer they destroyed him for going to that sheik club instead of Bayern
didn't get criqiqued half as much as Undav for the world cup either

>>157558145
Next step the swiss super league or austrian BuLi? Lad decided to kill his career for good.

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157558110
obsessed & rent free

>Antonio Rüdiger has decided to retire from the German national team

>>157558115
Wut
He was celebrated for not joining them

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>>157558194
brvtal

>>157558115
There aren't many German players worth a discussion and with the way he looks and acts it's quite easy to use him for certain agendas

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>>157557985
>post match exercise

>>157558194
only now I realized why they are nicknamed HIV

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>>157557884

>>157558538
kimmich next pls

>>157558037
>>157558115
Woltemade and Wirtz play in two completely dysfunctional teams where nobody knows what they're doing, it's honestly sad to watch. That kind of mismanagement is next level. Liverpool is basically what it was before Klopp now and Newcastle is the same, just a tier lower

>>157558050
Will start

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>Auch in puncto Markenrechte gibt es bahnbrechende Neuigkeiten: Der Traditionsverein kann nach eigener Aussage wieder sein bekanntes Wappen mit dem ikonischen Löwen nutzen. Wegen eines Streits mit Investor Hasan Ismaik um die Merchandising-Rechte waren die Münchner zum Saisonstart auf ein altes, ovales Logo ausgewichen. "Der Löwe ist zurück", titelten die Giesinger auf ihren Kanälen.

157558329
that based Bremen chad is not even part of the Bundesliga Kader you mentally ill retard

>Nun berichtet Transferexperte Gianluca Di Marzio, dass die Roma hartnäckig bleibt und Leweling ein verbessertes Angebot vorgelegt hat. Dem VfB winkt eine Ablöse von 30 Mio. Euro plus 5 Mio. in Boni.
German players to bully Serie Ass

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weeew i thought it would slam shut at six
few more hours to get the deal done

>Eintracht Frankfurt steht am Deadline Day vor einem prominenten Abgang: Hugo Larsson soll noch am Dienstag zum FC Fulham wechseln. Laut Fabrizio Romano haben sich beide Klubs mündlich auf eine Ablöse von 25 Millionen Euro für den schwedischen Mittelfeldspieler geeinigt
How?

>>157558538
Thank fuck, had enough of his shenanigans. Guess Kult Kloppo told him he wont count on him.
CBs will be Schlotterbeck/Tah/Anton/Thiaw then I guess. Dont follow U Mannschaften much, are there any CBs Kloppo can bed in after next Euros?

>>157558689
>have a good idea what a player might be worth
>ideally before any buying club knows
>put a price sticker on him
>stick to it no matter what
>wait until they come around and pay up

>Vagnoman-Wechsel vom VfB zu Hull City geplatzt

>>157558717
Jeltsch

>>157553419
based OG tom

>>157558717
Jeltsch is the future goat
also (and Ronny needs to be very strong now) Coulibaly and Bisseck are incredibly based and both have significant potential, with the latter obviously being much more experienced already

this coulibaly shitter is god awful

>>157558795
wrong!

>>157558780
But Bisseck mostly plays in 5 backline no?

>>157558875
yes yes

>>157558780
please leave us alone with your fetish.....

>>157558581
That frog goes hard

>>157558538
Kloppo confirmed locker room cancer once again?

>>157558945
Thats not ideal then, our other CBs all play in 4er backline

>>157559066
Bisseck can adapt don’t worry about it fren

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HSVbros...

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>>157559166
they're just mad af Don Costa absolutely fleeced them

>>157559166
Arsenal is being picked apart by us BVB and Barcelona
Of course the fans are frustrated

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>21 year old from Sierra Leone

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>>157559496
https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg

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>Wie der Klub am Abend bekanntgab, wird der schnelle Offensivmann mehrere Monate fehlen: "Der SV Werder Bremen muss in den kommenden Monaten auf Justin Njinmah verzichten. Wie eine MRT-Untersuchung am Dienstagvormittag ergab, hat sich der Offensivspieler im Spiel beim SC Freiburg eine Muskelverletzung im Oberschenkel zugezogen." Der Ausfall des Angreifers folgt auf die jüngste Hiobsbotschaft bei Jens Stage.

>Der FC Schalke 04 angelt sich am letzten Transfertag Hee-Chan Hwang (30) von den Wolverhampton Wanderers. Die Knappen werden den Südkoreaner für ein Jahr ausleihen. Die offizielle Bestätigung steht noch aus. Der Stürmer sammelte in Leipzig bereits Bundesliga-Erfahrung.

>Als Konstantelias-Ersatz: BVB leiht Arsenals Nwaneri aus
SANCHZBROS! BUNKER, RN

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>>157559998
>we have Sancho at home

>Lionel von Zitzewitz

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>>157559538
hikkikomoribros, feel - platonically - hugged

HEBC Hamburg vs. Borussia Dortmund on RTL now

>>157560113
thx I prefer some semilegal stream

we are all HEBC ultras?

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>>157560142
did the infamous triplets said anything about that yet? what are the implications for the vfl, and reese especially?

Heimspiel in the Volkspark

why is dorkmund playing today instead of 2 weeks ago? they are neither meister nor pokalsieger, it's unfair towards the HEBC

>Loddar asleep for the first five minutes

>>157560113
Nobody is taking this seriously, not even the commentators

>getting dominated by HDFC or whatever
Floppmund

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>Ein Jahr nach 75-Millionen-Transfer: Juve holt Woltemade – Zwei Tore in den letzten 34 Spielen
Eberlbros how do you deal with all this winning?

>sky sport / RTL Live
this is so weird. how the fuck did the Frauensender even get to buy sky

>>157560223
He literally was about to splurge 65m.

>>157560223
Honestly what would Woltemade do at Bayern?
Play instead of Kane? What were they thinking?

>>157560233
He didn't tho :^)

We get them at penalties, ADACbros

>>157542673
>>157560177
Eew, eat poop.

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>>157560250
you didn't answer the question, try again

>>157560260
Because Bayern can't play themselves in the Franz Beckenbauer Supercup (TM)

>>157560272
>Franz Beckenbauer Cup
it's literally a frienly. without looking it up, I would bet a lot on HBVC or whatever the name is to have at least 2 frenlies within the week fb "cup" happened.
in short: no argument.

>>157560242
because he got cucked by even bigger tards

>>157560284
this is regarded "a win" in the zeitgeist in all honesty

I CAN'T SCORE AGAINST ELCHBEUTELER KC

>>157560283
>HEBC has the right to face Dortmund in early-season mode

>>157560240
they didnt have jackson yet right? so he would have played instead of him and they already knew about musialas sickness so he could have played as second striker with kane. would have been pretty sweet

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>>157559998
:)

KEEPER BEAST MODE ACTIVATED

>>157560317
>just fuck my shit up

the beer is working on Lodda

>>157559858
that’s a win for us brechads
gotta question the medical department tho

>>157560308
Woltemade is useless as a 10 though. That's why he was loaned now

>HBC
what does that translate to? monkaS

>>157560346
Hertha BC

>>157560339
english football is a clownshow
they have no plan, no positions, not automatism, no training
it's like asking Özil to play 10 in a minikicker team

>>157560339
kane would have been the striker which falls back.

I HATE... SCHNELLE OFFENSIVMÄNNER

>>157560375
Maybe in 2-3 years. Right now Kane is still the best striker in the world

>monkaS
>Özil
are you 14 or 40 make up your mind

>>157560228
Because Sky's parent company Comcast already had a huge €8bn write-off on Sky and they were desperately trying to sell Sky Germany for €1bn four years ago, but couldn't find a buyer. Pay-TV isn't very popular in Germany, it's hard to make any money off of it (it took Premiere/Sky 24 years to become profitable) and Sky Germany isn't really worth much if you take away their Bundesliga rights. RTL waited long enough to make their move and got Sky for an absolute bargain of €68m (+ additional bonus payments if RTL's stocks are going up).

KWAB

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>>157560283
>in short: no argument
Yeah, I don't care, nigger.
They just have to schedule their shit somehow.
Get over it.

Strongest team in Hamburg rn.

>>157560370
Not saying you're wrong. There is not ONE well-run club in England lol

hühnchen dropping more or less confirmed now

Janek more like Janee

>>157560400
>€68m
lmao that's laughable. it's like those houses that get sold for 1€

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We own these fraudulent norfcucks
now open wide up, more is coming

We are doing this Beenletbros.

>Silva skies it
lean over the ball bro

Why are Northern clubs so bad at footie, bros? Why do Wessichads mog them so much?

INATCHIO

>>157560475
lacking the basics ts ts ts

Elverschads would have scored well into the double digits by now. Bad look by HEBC.

cup is so dead now, no one wants to see an 5. ligist have an auswärtsspiel in a 60k people stadium

>>157560536
humiliation ritual with a 0.1% chance of upset that will be forgotten within a month. welcome to bogal.

I tuned out after the first goal

>>157560536
True. Just let them play AT HOME in front of 2000 people.

>>157560536
They really have to stop with that "moving it to another stadium lol" shittery. 7k people on a shitty training ground would be better than that garbage.

>>157560565
obviously.. that was the soul of the cup, having an outsider play the giants on their acker

>>157560573
Yeah it lost the soul of those shitty improvised cabins in the middle of nowhere flair. This is just ded.

round 1 btw

>>157560573
One of the clubs in my hometown was playing 5. Liga last season (I personally am a supporter of the local Kreisliga club). But it would have been so exciting to have a Bundesligist be here and to challenge the boys on their homeground.
But instead it would be like: "Yeah, they're playing in town XYZ 50 km over for gay reasons. Enjoy your life in Shitsvillage."

subbing the goalie kek

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how fucking kino would it be if they played here today man

>>157560620
10-0 incoming, lmao

>Aug
>Magens
Where are Haut and Leber? xD

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poor attempt

>>157560699
lel

CLEARLY OFFSIDE
RIGGED AS USUAL

>>157560633
they can build a stand with the ticket sales from today

>>157560784
You have no soul (quite common for homosexuals)

Beier sieht so schmächtig aus in seinem Hemd
Was trainiert der eigentlich? Dart?

>>157560935
Ja unironisch

>>157560935
he just runs a lot I reckon

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>>157560935
>Dart
>schmächtig
Was reden Sie da?

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>no one wanted Beiers shirt
volumes

>>157561117
based Maxi saved it for me

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Brembros?? how come we didn't have him on our radar?

157562146
eternally buckbroken & mentally ill

>Thilo Kehrer kommt für ein Jahr auf Leihbasis von der AS Monaco zum niederländischen Rekordmeister.
Ajax confirmed German millenial loser club

>>157566561
>dedline day
>/bundes/ ded
poetry

well yeah there is no reason to leave it to the last day
what is there on the grabbing table? Nick Woltemade? no thanks

>>157562146
>name suggests he's Portuguese admixed
so he's about ~10% white and still came out blacker than pitch
and he's still dyeing his hair fucking ginger
fucking genetics man