SERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Friday, August 28, 202620:45 Bbilan 2-0 Venezia>Saturday, August 29, 202618:30 Fiorentina 0-3 Frosinone18:30 Monza 2-3 Udinese18:30 Sassuolo 2-1 Torino20:45 Juventus 2-0 Parma>Sunday, August 30, 202618:30 Napoli 1-2 Como20:45 Cagliari 0-1 Inter20:45 Lazio 1-0 Genoa>Monday, August 31, 202618:30 Lecce - Roma20:45 Atalanta - BolognaPrevious: >>157528279Reminder to keep it liquid, do NOT take your meds, eat a lot of fried onions, apologize to gestifute and to pay tribute to #GrandeRafa
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>>157544298Can someone explain these last two roma signings?De Roon is old and slowIdk who the fuck is the other argie twink
>>157544346>Roma coach Gasperini: "De Roon deal happened quickly. He wasn't in Atalanta's plans and he really wanted to come. He and Malen are Dutch, to compensate for too many Argentines”Idk if it's true, but lmao if it is kek
sounds like gasp is trying to synthesize Dimethylmercury
just realized Woltemade fills the gay player vacancy now that Zingarovic left
nihao
>>157544298Wtf
>green grasshopper hopped into my room We're all going to make it
Hopped you say?
I now remember Hopsin
beto to viola gonfirmd
So gasp’s end game is some kind of Dutch-Argie concoction?
>>157544796if he can bring sworn enemies together he can unlock the calcio
>Juventus are currently leading the race to sign Nick Woltemade from Newcastle United according to Alex Crook of talkSPORTDELUSIONBROS AAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>157544982Fabio Fica or Massimo di Culo?
Is it time already to break out the good EstaThé al Delusione?
MGSness idea: Vampmade
>>157544993probably a momblano tier source for newcazzo, idk
>Woltemade x Muani front duopicture the belgio rage episodes
>>157544982played the delusionfc long game since the Grimolli days with this one
Why do so many mercato rumours suddenly surface in the evening? Something to do with the newspapers maybe
https://x.com/theFJEN/status/2094181447640969681?s=20Could have signed both and funded 12 years of kickmarkets by selling ZirkeMade merch to fujoshis
>>157545128Sky funds Di Marzio holidays and he releases specials at around this hour lmao
Somewhere out there there is an amazing John Marston x Gianluca Di Marzio nickname and subsequent edit
>>157544346>De Roon is old and slowStill plays his heart out, underrated destroyer
>>157542037have an apu of friendship
Allegriani are a species that should be studied in labs to understand the depths of mental retardation that a human can fall into
>>157546346
>>157546404Aging is terrifying.
>>157546422it is not the age, it is the hair loss
>>157546404DLSS OFF>>157546422DLSS ON
nikola vlasic
>>157546346I’d put them all in JDP re-education camps if it were up to me, 10000 hours of rondos and Guardiola documentaries until their bodies physically reject corto muso
>Slavoj ziznegru has turned down a move to Fiorentina after €5m loan plus €30m buy option clause proposal sent to Manchester United
you're watching a scam
>Juventus remain in active talks for Nick Woltemade on loan from Newcastle with player keen on move.>Joshua Zirkzee also an option being discussed after Fiorentina loan.>Juve want a new striker to join with Jonathan David leaving.also Pepe Sarri is a done deal
Good morning!>Youssouf Fofana is close to joining Lyon! Tomori’s proposed move to Aston Villa is off after the English club chose Southampton defender Taylor Harwood-Bellis instead.>Milan contacted Endrick’s representatives around three weeks ago to explore a move from Real Madrid, but received a polite refusal. The club will continue monitoring him and would be interested in a future loan, potentially in January.Inácio remains on Milan’s list. If he does not arrive before the current window closes, the club could make a more concrete attempt in January or next summer.>Milan are monitoring the Red Star Belgrade talent Kostov. If he does not move before the deadline, he could become a concrete target in January or next summer.Omari Hutchinson is currently undergoing his medical!
>>157547688#GrandeRafa
Good morning, has the Weltermerde deal collapsed yet?
>>157547780YesZigzagoon to Jjust for 10m + 30m option which turns into an obligation if the club finishes top 17
>>157547786>if the club finishes top 17>Cambiaso ha rimediato una leggera distorsione alla caviglia.Hmm he might miss just one game. There's a strong chance we can get that 18th place
>Now it's official: Fofana goes to Lyon. He wanted to play for a big team outside Serie A. He'll join his former coach Fonseca at OL.
>Argie winger Exequiel Zeballos from Boca Juniors to MonzaIn other news, two young women sitting in front of me on the train were kissing and cuddling :O
>>157547806Did you beat the shit out of them
>Tottenham are ready to make a big offer for PulisicTheir calciomercato is rotten kek
>>157547827Tottenham have given The Zerby so much decision-making power that this season we'll discover a whole new meaning to the Dunning-Kruger effect
>>157547827Is like they bought the jeet ripoff of gerry mercato 2000
Pape Masarr Aleppe
Big exit from manholes abomini after napoli's defeat
https://x.com/hatty__/status/2094197695527170483jesus fucking christ lmao
uh oh he's maaad maaad
>jJ will pay €2m loan fee for Pape Matar Sarr plus €28m buy option clause.>The option becomes mandatory if jJ qualify to Europa League or UCL next season + Sarr reaches at least 50% of the appearances.
>Gnontolo to fiocretina
>>157544346>argie twinkwhich one? perez el raton?
>>157548041That mandatory option's so much fucking better than that Openda one that Comolli cooked up last year, I reckon he can do well with >us too I hope he hits the ground running
>>157548041will be kept out of the team by fenomono lock and dugloo
Coming SOON… UCLFanta 26/27!Winner will receive a French domme gf, runner up a date with a ginger slag fae Ruchazie, third place gets a packet of Tunnocks teacakes and a crate of Shitalian iced tea (due to contractual obligations I am not allowed to name the brand)
>>157548276GrandeRafabros THIS is our year
>>157548276>a ginger slag fae RuchazieThat one wildling from GoT that can smell if you're a virgin has a new season of her detective drama up btw
>Liverpool agree €35m deal for 6ft 7in teenage goalkeeper Lucca Brughmans. The 18yo has 15 senior starts under his belt.Mercato might be even more ded than calcio itself
>>157546422Where does this amazing Klaus Kinski phenotype comes from in Italy?
>paying that much for a GK >paying that much for a negru GK
>La #Juventus avanza per #Woltemade // Juventus are pushing for Woltemade t.Romeo Is A Dead Man
YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157548547Personal terms agreed too>>157548584They're not covering his full salary but it was to be expected, let's hope he does well there
>State of Play returns on 3rd September, followed immediately by State of Play Japan!>Full details on the back-to-back broadcasts: https://play.st/4wUjfNRI heard Woltemade's first interview will be broadcast as part of this
>Como are one of the clubs assessing Robert Sánchez as goalkeeper option as Tornqvist is joining Monza.>Sánchez can leave Chelsea and several clubs are exploring move conditions.>Como priority remains a striker then will assess goalkeeper options.I'm pretty sure I saw this dude in some SWAT themed tv series or something
>>157548613Requiem DLC either here or at TGS then
>>157548785Instantly know what you mean kek
>Woltemade has scored a total of 20 league goals over the last two seasons....
>Yukinari Sugawara to Casteddukino
>>157548810He isn't exactly a prolific goalscorer kek, but he is an aerial menace and holds up the play very well.
>>15754881019 more than Rollo Mamdani
>>157548785Como are set to become the most plastic team in the history of Serie A
Last 2 digits is how many more corners will successfully go to waste
>>157548810Guy is way more of a Havertz than a Klose. Newcazzo were fucked over by Isak so they just splurged on Wolte in the hope he could become a 20 goals/season striker
>>157548810from what I read Newcastle's coach (still better than sborretti) started to field him as a CM/AM last season. He's by all means a taller and whiter Zirkzegru>>157548828it's a shame he's only scored like a handful of headers his career, I guess being this tall doesn't actually help
>aerial menace
>>157547806Zeballos is a dribbly drobbler player which are a rarity in this league. He was a bit fragile at Boca always missing at least 1-2 months due to injuries but that could be blamed on shitty doctors and a poor diet. With some slight bulk he should be good to go.
>>157548810He started off real well last season and then Howe tried to Joelinton-ify him, also playing Gordon as a striker. Dude's never been a gunman but he has a sweet hit of the ball and is great in link-up play, also still relatively young. Hell, he had an assist a couple days ago. Hope the loan includes an option to buy at least.
Joelinton can't be a real name right
>>157548848Crans-Montanaesque description I'd say
>Rowenta to Scatalanta for 35m + 5m and a 10% sell-on clausekek based Giuntoli crashing and burning the Atalanta project
>>157548905he wouldn't make it into Copinha's top 20
>klayvert>clayvertSurprising lack of Seedorfs tbqh
>>157548944There are a lot of Riquelmes, seems they really liked seeing Boca play.Not sure if any compare to Clerance Clearwater Couto.
>>157548909>Mbangula on loan with option to Sborrognafrom CL spot contender to relegation fight in less than 3 season! Grande Sartori!
>€143m for a PSG bench player
>>157548932Yeah, I'm divided between Einstein and Marx
Woltastomaco
>>157548353I know, I watched the first series and didn't like it much desu
https://x.com/Tortokhod/status/2094348204338761855KINOOOOO
>Yildiz out for 2.5-3 months>Ekhator out for 2 months
Any time I see his name I get the vocal tick "Krande Dildiz"
WOLO MUANI
The Hanseatic Hammer, the Bremen Bomber, the Rathaus Ripper, the Teutonic Titan, the Prussian Panzerfaust etc.
Good thing we're only three weeks away from a month long international buckbreak
The Blood of Dawnwalker reviews are up
>>157544298>It's realKINO
>>157549234This edit singlehandedly make the deal fall through
>>157549405Wtf, already?Also Onimusha's are up
>>157549481FUCK, either reviewers got filtered or Onimusha is the McKennie of Capcom
Romano I don't give a fuck about Messi announce Woltemade to Jj I'm hanging off my balcony
>>157549507*kicks the hand on which you’re hanging*
Sounds like a schizo serie ass shitpost about poorfags
>JUST IN: Spalletti is asking for ANOTHER MIDFIELDER before tomorrow's deadlineTomas #Rincon welcome back to Juve! flame emoji
The only reason that communities throughout the jJ should not want Woltemade is if they want to end up being backwards and poor. If they want to be successful and rich, with far fewer losses and goals all over the place, let Woltemade reign. The good news is that there are plenty of other clubs that want him. If we kill the Golden Goose, you will only have yourselves to blame. Inter and Milan could not be happier with this anti Woltemade movement. Actually they can’t believe it is happening! President DJT
>>157549627>>157549702The schizo actually runs Trump's truth social account and /seriea/ is his testing ground
>>157549627how many data centers do americans need to be told that they're becoming useless as a fat diabetic golem?
>>157549689Adopted Caceres will hit Serie A like crack
>>157549507First transfer in years that makes sense (even though he can't finish at all), so obviously there won't be a clause to buy himBut hey, it's an upgrade to panic transfers like Openda
>>157549934I feel like the problem is how expensive he was for Newcastle, even with a buy option you're not going under like 60mil that Jj could hardly pay. I do think that it's the internal topic that's stopping the deal for now, because otherwise it'd be closed, realistically a buy option is a losing one for Newcastle so either they make it mandatory or they give him on a straight loan. I guess that a sort of agreement like for Conceicao is also possible idk, he definitely isn't in Jaissle's plans though.
>AS ROMA (3-4-1-2): Svilar; Mancini, N'Dicka, Hermoso; Lulli, Koné, Cristante (C), Wesley; Dybala, Soulé; Malen Lulli starts over Molina kek
Forza Roma!>>157549934>even though he can't finish at allLiterally me back when I was an SSRI ghoul
Agresti just said the deal was close to completion, I am now sure that he won't come
>>157549960Lulli coin to the moon
Geubbels looks like a isis terrorist
>>157549960ghilardi is actually starting, ndicka benched
>>157549986Zirkzegru's deal is indees so closeFinally a new Duccio Wilkommen :)
MALEN Nice assist by gaspar KEK
It’s a Malen world and we’re just living in it
If Nick was Dutch, then a WolteMalen big-man-little-man up front would have made us World Cup winners
Paramount commentator is so excited to pronounce Geubbels’ name correctly
>>157550074Has he mentioned his past link up with Adolf Hütter?
WebM?
Tiago Gabriel doesn’t give a fuck anymore that’s the worst 15 minutes I’ve ever seen from him
>>157550139is he playing? I thought it was a marker cone kek
>>157550130
>>157550170didnt watch the Cagliari game so I don’t have a frame of reference but it genuinely looks like he’s downed tools over not getting that move to Benfica
pitch looks terrible why cant italians into greenkeeping?
watermalen al fresco
Donyell Malen gole
KOOOEEEEEMAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
SOUFFLÉ
>fernandez sborrdo to newcazzofugg
What did serie ass ever do to malen?
can we relegate Lecce to Serie C now?
forgot it was a calcio day oh its a falcone gives away from free gols to riomma matchup
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Gold icons in Black Flag Riscatto? Fixed with tomorrow's title update
>Malen missed a chanceunreal
Malen is quickly becoming the greatest player maybe ever in the history of the Serie Ass
>Gasperini wants them to continue attackingBased bane of terroni
Malen scored two and missed three in front of the goalkeeper kek
balf time slags
Fucking hell I'm going insane refreshing Carnavals you can't do this to me
Geubbels volksgenossen...
Business idea: crunching but for mercato final day
series ass all time historical top scorer about to be an aston villa psv reserve flop
Wtf #OgnelloBack and it's not a shitpost
>>157550604Dirtmundbros... We don't even make into the shitterteam list
Rodrigo Mora first gole
tfw riomma is lulli+10
falcone doesn't even do a good job disguising it
>Endrick isn’t just a midsummer dream for AC Milan but a concrete target they’re trying to land, and they will bide their time.>Calciomercato.com write that it all began in mid-July when Gerry Cardinale – through his friend Jorge Mendes – began contacting Real Madrid regarding potential names of interest. Numerous players were discussed, from Valdepenas (now at Fiorentina) and Pitarch to Brahim Diaz.>Willing to wait>The message that reached Milan and other contenders was this: ‘Endrick isn’t leaving, at least until the next transfer window’. The Brazilian wants to play in the Champions League with Real Madrid, confident he can carve out a significant role for himself.>Cardinale has accepted Real Madrid’s and the player’s position, reiterating that he is always ready to initiate negotiations should there be any signs of openness. This could be in the final hours of the summer window or, in the worst-case scenario, postponing the discussion until JanuarySo Gerry is personally acting as sporting director this mercato? Would make sense that’s why money is actually flowing man is playing FIFA career mode IRL
I love N'dri, he takes the ball runs runs runs ignores his teammates and loses it. What a kino player.
>>157550633dirtmund isnt a reliable yardstick because everyone plays like shit for them
Life without Celik really hits differently
EdiF>Ed0-4
just had a Cucciolone with the comic strips printed on the inside of the cookies, why would algida do this
>>157550751What was the joke?
>>157550764a mystery we will never have an answer to :^(
>tfw anon ate that one Cucciolone who had finally provided the answer to the age old 'Who is Mr TIM?' question
Antognoni can eat a dickRui Costa didn't betray Fiorentina, he was literally sold against his will same as Toldo to Inter because of the bankruptcy situationRui didn't even have a reason to be faithful to Fiore as a foreigner but he still wasAnd also fuck him for attacking BatigolBatigol literally stayed with Fio when they went to Serie BAgain, a foreignerMost people would agree Bati would have had a much more successful career if he hadn't stayed at a small club like FiorentinaBut he still spent most of his career there
Lets not get to excited riommabros
>BREAKING: The latest rumours suggest Milan could be DONE in the market.Disgrace
GODresti confirms it.3.5m loan fee and no options or obligations
Look wise he matches the average jj fan
>>157551036Well I'll let Carnevals sort how things go next but fuck it >we did it
>>157551036Kind of a shame there's no option but it would've been waaaaaaay over our budget limits, with Openda and D4vd coming back next season there would be no chance to keep him lol
>>157551036Impossible.He will fail his medicals tomorrow. Rumors are saying he might die too
>>157551134I assume that it's doable to sign him perma if he has a good season but yeah apparently the option isn't there because of FFP, without sales it's not gonna work. He's not in Newcastle's plans anyway, in a good world Openda and David are off next summer and with Milik's wages getting offloaded too I'll stay positive about this.
>>157551134>Kind of a shame there's no optionAs usual, he will 100% fall in love with the club then we'll spend the next 3 months of summer mercato chasing him and ending up to sign him for a much inflated fee, completely emptying our budget for the following season :)
she ride the dick like a carnival
>>157551188vgh CALCIO
https://x.com/MilanMatters/status/2094446520862953595humiliation ritual
>>157551188It will happen and I will enjoy it, with the CL money it's as good as free don't worry fra. Gotta believe in Carvevals.
>>157551235I don't think >we can afford deku tree but in german with conference league money fra
>>157551134>Kind of a shame there's no optionYeah especially because he is an aerial menace
>>157551275An option on a high price would have cooked the books anyway, might as well close the deal and keep club relations high to keep stress low, Carnevals knows what he's doing more than I do.
This mercato window really mindbroke Stoltenberg lole#BravoRutte
https://x.com/ilbianconerocom/status/2094497742618042479why is he walking like that
You can fit a whole 85'' Sony Bravia 9 II display on that forehead :skull::skull:
Surprised Ederson is still at Scatalanta
He says while the aerial menace looks like lil man j
Negrok is broke, it's been automatically posting nonsense for the past few days. Must be something that happened in Istanbul lately, can the Coop branch there check it out for us?
dried meats saving the whore
>>157551382>raised on instinctah yes, that primal rush to glance at the electronic scoreboard confirming your earthly insignificance after eighty minutes spent on the bench against frosolone
>Icardi back on the menu swapping dia ratkov chancellors for man and icardi is a deal I'd take any day of the week
So late and still maad
>>157544298Why are people so mean to him? Is like cucurella, where they just don't like his hair?
>>157551590incestuous relationship with his mother or something
>>157551590Mostly jj fans that are maad maad because he joined Milan
>>157551628how is that a problem in italy ?
>>157551544he scores clutch goals and is clinical. dunno has gooten worse in kebabland
I now remember that Ford Edge ad starring Mads Mikkelsen
>zingaro scored from open playjewve was the problem..
>Javier Gil Puche to Atleti from Jjust Next Gen???
>Bologna dominating AtalantaApologize to Gattuso>inb4 Atalanta wins
>football player Jonathan 'D4vd' David, charged with murdering and dismembering teen, dismisses lawyer
>>157551834That's the sacrifice for getting them to accept D4vd lol
How is Piccoli getting into new teams every year? Dude was already dogshit at Lecce
>>157551882What exactly is he planning there kek
Karl Heinz Rummenigge
Renato Veiga-esque stache, let's score some fucking goals Slenderman
>>157551959He looks like he just came out of a Cold War thriller film
>>157551959Che aerial menace
Guys I don't think xe's okay, probably won't make it to Halloween...
surely zarri can beat the almighty bofogna
>>157551369He joined the crusader but didn't tell anyone
sulemana solves it (said no one ever)
You can tell how much playing in CL means to him, what a player, what a DNA #GrandeRafa
>>157552288Bravo Rafa! #WeAreSoDoner
>Fofana-Lyon, some hiccup at the finish line: the deal isn't closed yet. Ongoing contacts to try to resolve it.What a #CuoreRossonero Fofana! He wants to stay. #ForzaYoussouf
serie a /tv/ idea: Brotherhood of the Wolt
>>157552535I love that movie
CALCIO denied
che culo zarri and the zingaro
what a hit of ass
Samerd!
It's up
>>157552535AC4 multiplayer was mad fun
Samerd to Juventus, Sascha Tavolieri told me by doing an allergy test on my forearm
Top 3 Calcio moment
>>157552567I always thought it would be cool to have heat maps or data logs that show you were you have walked in other games. Like strava but for video games
>>157552712Our prophet does this for each delivery in each of his strand genre works!
>>157552712least glowie post in /seriea/ history
Heatmap THIS
Is that zim after mentioning Buffon for no apparent reason?
>>157552535finna drop this edit (eventually)
>Atalanta (0.16) 1-0 (1.35) BolognaMaurice MiDispiace’s Goddess
A blonde curly head of hair with a pornstache in a Juventus shirt? We've seen that before.Whoever knows who this predecessor of Nick Woltemade is wins a pair of Eleonora Goldoni’s worn socks!
>Great chemistry between Juve and Tagliafico tonight. Now it all depends on the strings coming out. / Positief contact vanavond tussen Juve en de entourage van Tagliafico. Noe hangt alles af van het vertrek van Cabal t. Romeo F. Agresti
Wait DUE aerial menaci?!
>>157553142If someone doesn't recognize La Bosniek, Belgio should chop their hands and feet
>>157553142jeffrey jones
Notice how it is fixating on this one specific thing in order to draw attention to itself and provoke a reaction. Rather than allowing the interaction to unfold naturally, it repeatedly brings the focus back to this self-created narrative, seemingly because it needs to be noticed, acknowledged, or validated? This behaviour can reflect a strong need for attention or external validation, particularly if it becomes frustrated, persistent, or manipulative when it doesn’t receive the response it wants.
Have a comfy sleep, fellow double cleen sheets-havers!
finally a fucking white in this team of dumb niggers no i didn't know this guy did exist before yesterday yes i did watch a couple minutes of some yt video yes he is the new ibrahimovic
Don't tell him he's one very tall dumbass
I smelled a strong perfume on the subway today, it smelled exactly like her perfume and it’s put me in a bit of a mood ever since. Gnight lads.
Curry I presume? Or Karachi Murgh karahi?
>vlahomeme hattrickmore goles in one game than negruani got in a whole season lole
Zingarovic scored a hat trick
I've never seen an IRL paki foid that looks like Aaliyah Yasin, they usually look like Disney's hunchback
Mario Giuffredi looks like the Italian version of Toshihiro Nagoshi
>>157553580Thoughts on Yasmina Khan?
I'm afraid it's been... 11 years
Massara On Fire
>>157554239god knows I’m not getting an extinguisher out
Onimushalajbegovic: Way of the Z-Word
>>157553548always rated him
why is there a Sučić rumour
Beside that pink newspaper, where do you guys get your serie a gossip from?
>>157556413from all those pseudo-journalists like Romano and Di Marzio
>>157556413The only right way and by that I mean schizo intrusive thoughts
just woke up and saw a reminder that we have a military defence pact with Albania and Kosovooh well we will fight the Serbs to the last Analbanian... I guess...
Amplifico mufa
tfw is 2020s serie ass mercato deadline day
>Jamie Bynoe-Gittens is close to joining Roma on loan.What are the odds on Roma winning the Scudetto?
>>157556892but anon, what if Er Malagò-led Palazzo lobbies against them?
>>157556857bongoglio ro Scririfina on a loan deal
>Samsung Locks 70% of Memory Capacity Into 2031 Deals – Long-Term HBM Deals Run 5x Cheaper Than Spot, as AI Demand Chokes the DRAM Marketfuck
>>157557018kek
>Kone to Chelsea>Gittens to Riommat.Lady Marzio
>>157557051no my fanta suffers
how do i sell players in fanta? i cant svincola anyone
>>157553142Is that Donald Sutherland?
>they are happy about signing sborrtemerde
Why does it only talk about us?
>Kone stays, Gasperini stopped the sale
>>157557297based grumpy old man
>Openda is on a straight loan >Woltemade is on a straight loanJaissle loves pace abusers Carnevali you son of a bitch I know your ideas
>>157556413Football Italia (also information comes to me in dream form)
>>157556413I contact the spirit of Aldo Biscardi
Cabal please just leave brother, what is even the point of staying
>>157557402Some are saying personal agreement is the issue, others are saying its club agreements the issueWhat a world, the one of the sports journalists :)
https://x.com/romeoagresti/status/2094743687699804387watch jjust physio staff force him to bulk up and destroy his legs
>Exclusive: Roma is also exploring the Juan David Cabal track.>The Colombian player from Juventus is also being targeted by Atalanta and Bologna.>The Bianconeri club, in any case, would need a replacement. Decisive hours.t. Matthew Little Nigger
>>157557552He might be massively overrated but he has that aura and identity you hardly find elsewhere lol(He won't speak a word in Italian after a year btw)
>>157557552They have to get those NBA physios for Alajbegovic, Sarr and Woltemade cause they're lanky as fuck, too tall to bulk up but need to work on the balance and core
>>157557555Why do Sarri, son of a whore and Germano rate him what the fuck
>AS Reddit close in on the signing of rassclart yoot Bynoe-Gittens>Jonathan Rowe, Grandson of British chud MP Rupert Rose signs for Scatalanta. “Millions must score in the Serie Ass” he said as he landed at Bergamo airport from the Judeo-Bolshevik enclave of Sbologna.>Torino close in on signing yet another Scottish Bvll, fullback Nathan Patterson.>Bingo Bongo Piccolo Negro Stronzo Gnonto retvrns to Italy, loan to Fiorentina>Roman senate confirms the divinity of Donyell Malen, 39 bvlls from the province of Calabria will be sacrificed in his honour. Rumour of 99 days of games have yet to be confirmed.
>>157557573Maybe they know it's just us cursing players kek
>betting sites sponsors good :)>ciggies sponsors bad >:(i hate this gay earth this could've been a great livery with marlboro back
Atlético Madrid are trying to hijack Juventus move for Nicolás Tagliafico.Negotiations ongoing and approach made as Juve agreed all terms but need Juan Cabal to leave.
>Tiago Gabriel close to Milanthis explains last night's performance
>>157557686Enjoy that year warming up the bench Cabal
>>157557686Should've signed him regardless of Cabal desu, like threaten him to put him out of the squad and let him train with the next gen
>>157557723That's the thing, it's not possible, like >we need to ship out Cabal to sign another dude
It's a G*RMAN Juventus...
>>157557726Why not lol
>>157557748Fuck if I know, could be FFP or registration rules
>Jjust wants 12m for CabalCarnevali you fucking mong just accept whatever little they offer
>sent a plane to stuttgart to kidnap Leweling
>>157557723mo >we need more dead money on the wage bill
>former juventus and ac milan transfer target, christo mouzakitis in advanced talks with hull city fc, in a possible deal that will see the diminutive midfielder sign for the tigers for 15 million euros
Wunderwafftemade is up
>>157557575Sublime post, made me laugh in the oncologist’s waiting room.Nathan Patterson reminds me of Udinese’s Lennon Miller, whatever happened to him?
>>157558112kek
massarra is the monster of firenze
how do i sell players in fanta????i need to make a change.
>>157558188fug nevermind im retardo
>im retardowhat gave it away
Juventus - Summer 2026>Transfers InRandal Kolo Muani - €38.0mKerim Alajbegovic - €29.9mJhon Lucumí - €20.1mJeff Ekhator - €16.5mGiovanni Daffara - €1.05mGuglielmo Vicario - free loan with €10.1m purchase optionPape Matar Sarr - €2m loan with obligation to buy under certain conditions for €28mNick Woltemade - €3.5m loan onlyKamil Grabara - loan €0.5 millionZeki Celik - freeChristian Corradi - loanIsmaël Konaté - undisclosed fee>Transfers OutJonathan David - loanDavid Puczka - €6.0mGiovanni Daffara - €6.0mMattia Perin - €503kArthur - Contract termination by mutual consentVasilije Adzic - loanFabio Miretti - €2.1m loan fee with option to make deal permanent for €13m Michele Di Gregorio - €1.3m loan fee and option to buy for €12.6mDusan Vlahovic - freePedro Felipe -undisclosed feeLeonardo Cerri - loanJoão Mário - loanLoïs Openda - loan fee of €3.5mLorenzo Villa - undisclosed feeAlessio Vacca - loanGiacomo Faticanti - loanBrando Moruzzi - loanJavier Gil Puche - Loan
>>157558196i looked everywhere but the svingoli button was right there infront of me. made some wheeling and dealing. im gonna win fanta for sure
>>157558215
his team is running frantic and making deadline day deals.couldnt be me
>>157558215Having Celik in your squad is never free.
Laziobros another blonde haired blue eyed player secured! >>157556906Malago is literally a riommer
>7 deals nearly completed last night >only 1 done so far (vikingrapist)only 4.5 hours left, just gonna zone out tillit closes and hope it all works it self out in the end
>>157558294Chancellor needs to go and >we need a decent replacement (not hard)
Do NOT visit the Calvin Klein social media channels if you want to keep your image of Sadie Sink good and pure
>>157558338>the sink sceneTop kek, hope she got paid well
>>157558117>oncologistHope all is well as can be lad>Miller26 apps last season and he's played every game this season albeit off the bench. He'll get there, was very surprised he wasn't named in our squad for the mondialus
>>157558319the fact gattuso is apparently blocking his exit is sending my head to the moon
>>157558319only olympiacos is currently interested in signing him
>>157558338She was good in L'Uomo di Ragno, I thoroughly enjoyed the film, by far the best of his films. Even Zendaya was tolerable.
>>157558359Lotito finally found the perfect yes-man
>>157558372Lots of outside bits were shot in Glasgow (or someplace else in beautiful Caledonia) if I’m not mistaken.The director of the previous films even had random dialogue on street corners done in front of green screens and you could really tell with how sterile everything looked. Same with how the suit was just CGI’d on whereas now Tom Olanda was actually wearing something real.>>157558354All well, just checking up if things are staying that way
sad i couldnt fit gud in my fanta midfield
>Teun Koopmeiners has turned down two bids from foreign clubs in the last week. He is ready to stay at Juventus. t. Nicholas SkeirI'm afraid he'll play... his entire contract
>>157558338wtfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>those fingernailseww
>>157558338sexo
Edit idea: Papa Mata Sarri
One #GrandeLeao leaves, another Lion arrives…(Idk if it’s Italian law, but credit to the Jj for being transparent about their AI use)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58FagrSqC4MDLSS5 grim announcement is up, it's available for RTX 50 cards only (even if it's been unofficially modified to run on the RTX 40 cards too) DLSS5-Powered Cabal to stay at Jjust
>A late swoop for Tiago>According to the latest from Orazio Accomando of SportMediaset, Milan are ‘trying to push’ for Tiago Gabriel. >Yesterday, the Rossoneri submitted an offer of over €20m to sign the Portuguese defender, which was rejected by Lecce.>The Giallorossi are asking for a figure between €25-30m to sanction an exit so late in the market. >However, Gabriel wants Milan and new contacts are expected today. The player learned of Milan’s offer yesterday and made his stance known.
lol
every search engine is shitting itself these days, what are you guys using?
>>157558561The defeated Lion leaves Serie A while the other lions thrive :)
New 8.ini
>>157558811This is the happiest I’ve ever seen him
>>157558743I tried self-hosting a search engine for a while but that got more and more annoying.Now I use DuckDuckGo, since that’s the closest to the list of links Google used to give you. And it has !bangs which are useful, you can put !g, !w, !yt (and countless other) in front of our search terms and it directly searches Google, Wikipedia, YouTube etc.And you can granularly enable/disable various AI features like the answer box and stuff. Overall it still takes some finesse because it’s not very localized (you get NFL when searching for football for example) but for 9/10 queries it’s fine. And it’s still an independent company (for now) so that’s a plus.
>>157558743Just Yandex
>>157558887nonce
Where's candreva
>>157558894It's the only one that works from 4chan XT since the Google one got completely Malagoraped...
>Cabal rejects any move and wants to stayWhatever man, I honestly don't know how he plans on getting back in the team after the disaster of Istanbul. It's been known for a while now, too many players in this team know they're pushing above their weight by playing for this club and refuse to downgrade so they limit market options.
>Lazio has ended talks with any striker because they believe in Noslin as deputy for Pinamontijust gonna sit in silence for a while
>>157558927Nothing wrong with wishing tumors to his child (on minecraft) btw
>>157547806How is Monza rated? I never heard of them, do they have any history or something relevant?
>>157558881>>157558887thanks
>>157558941Berlusconi's joke of a pet team that accidentally got too got and has been promoted back to A this year
>>157558941>largely irrelevant for most of its history>a bunch of good seasons in Serie B here and there but that's it>used to be the Milan/Inter rejects poop scooper for a while during the 2000s>Berlusconi took over (2017 or something) and injected some money into the club, blasting it from Serie C to Serie A>now it's just another yoyo team in the hands of an amerigolem shartfundnot ideal if you want to develop foreign talent
>>157558939Wouldn't go that far, but fucking hell, genuinely this club is under a spell. He does well at first, then blows his ACL in fucking TRAINING for the Colombian NT, out for a year only to come back with a generational disasterclass and now he's blocking transfers. Insane stuff really, I mean I hope he gets back to a good level but it's pure insanity.
>Roma transfer session closed>No left wingback>3 transfer sessions and the only left winger these retards could find was Bryan Zaragoza on loan for 6 months>spent 40m for the back up striker>sent Vaz and El Aynaoui on loan to "open up salary space for the left winger" which they didn't getgood job everyone involved
Oh no, instead of challenging for 1st place they can only safely sit on 2nd place!
>>157559021You're about to splash 40m for Conceicao and you're going to like it
>>157558905You should update to 4chan-xtd or 4chan-next tbqh. They have the google sauce link fixed and a bunch of other stuff
I am going to Napoli-Arsenal next week.What am I in for?
>>157559194Low impulse control, unauthorised building sites, turnstile jump, shaky stands made of rotten concrete, friendly stabbings...The very best that Italian football has to offer.
>Licina already scored>Adzic did well with Sassuolo in his first matchesIn an ideal world, these guys develop real well and >we have less investments to make next summer.
Who the fuck gets heart surgery as a "precaution"?If you need it you need it
>>157558338culo
>>157559392>In an ideal worldSorry but as long as our coach is a Ryu Ryu no Mi, Model: Sballettosaurus user, we can't have young players develop alongside adults in the First TeamGet ready to tell them goodbye next summer
>>157559418The fact that the management invested in youngsters and didn't let the promising ones go tells me that it's not happening desu. He's gonna have to adapt.
>At this moment, however, we have decided to wait. Being a free agent, perhaps this month could be decisiveIcardi's agent is a gigaspastic but if this pushes Lotito to make a big offer to convince him (hopium) then it may be worth it
>>157559409Why do ginger women often have such great feet I wonder
>>157559409>>157559461We are not thanking Calvin Klein enough for bringing full back panties in vogue again>>157559456Kostic vibes
>>157559461neanderthal admixturet. knower
Oof, imagine the plusvalenza when some Bundes team buys him
Philip Michael Thomas will die this year
>>157559516Gud goalHe's off to Levante next season for 4m
>>157559418Already have the adieu 20 hours edit ready
>>157559511generations of mudbathingits why the sand countries are so poor
yeah Carlos Quest64 ain’t eating the ‘ttone
>Gian Piero Gasperini is single-handedly responsible for stopping a triple deal involving Roma, Chelsea and AC Milan.Kek schizo Gasp stayed awake at 5 AM to catch the yearly deadline day riomma mercato self sabotage grief
Juve NextGen’s Justin Oboavwoduo with the super gole against Carpi
>>157559718
ok como just won the serie ass 2027 apparently
He’s up
Otto’s unhappy again
>>157559781Surprisingly kino jJ image
>No new CB>Zaputa restaAnother mercato ruined by Cheapdinale
Chelsea fan reactions to Ahanor made me realize all footy fans are cattle. I’m convinced you could very easily go to Bologna and offer to have a network of bots just flood social media with Torbjorn Heggern propaganda until some Prem club gets tricked into buying him. Probably already happens desu
>vikingrapist is a free loan with 11m option but who's cock is getting sucked for all these deals? because it most certainly isn't mine
https://x.com/OfficialSSLazio/status/2094850849197433007non jewish rovella looks good in the kit ngl
>>157559789He's a big guy
>>157559984Für dich
We better keep the tradition going, Hornyvals
Lazio’s summer transfer window:◉ Davide Frattesi — €5m loan◉ Andrea Pinamonti — €3m◉ Josip Šutalo — €3m loan◉ Danilho Doekhi — free transfer◉ Alfonso Pedraza — free transfer◉ Albert Guðmundsson — loanTotal spent: €11m
Beto, gnoto, Goncalves... Where does fiocretinaaa get the money to buy all these shitters, the did sell purple Locatelli for 5M star coins
Brutal Legend 2 is up*
Tom of Finland levels of zest
jay robinson aint the fella that went missing on a drug bender in tenerife
>>157560072if panathinaikos had made those transfers thered be riots on the streets with several casualties
ngl this black Monza might stay up
>Woltemade x Muani holy kino
Why isn't FIGC the organizer of Coppa Italia?
>No one signed el shaarawyBros???
is the morrocco kid elite or shite
PLEASE don't let Robinho.jr near an albanian woman
>turdino
>>157560193CARNIVAAAAAALSSSSSS THE NEXT GEN PLUSVALENZEEEEEE
>>157560538None of your concern, [redacted].
>>157559516
>>157560549Do I save this in the Kolo Muani folder or Wunderblussen's?
Happy 35h anniversary Civilization!
germano do you have a bundesmerda club?
>>157560740
>>157558426Yeah the tank scene was all shot in Glasgow. You can see (a very good) Italian restaurant on Via San Vincenzo clearly and a few other places, signage hasn’t been changed. I was quite annoyed with the filming last year desu because the poorfag mobile had to take a big diversion for a few weeks
He's up
>Comuzzo is at Turdino ?????????? Wasn't he supposed to be the next big thing
>>157560737>in 2020 the most publicized Calvin Klein model was a grotesque, obese black “woman”>in 2026 it’s Sadie Sink wagging her aristocratic Gallic butt towards the cameraThe world's soul is healing, woke is dead.
>>157560748interdasting. i am already nuova ternana lifelong, so if true, mo i must be union lifelong
>>157560848Trump won.
>>157560866The 2020 campagin was shot while he was in power
>>157560866Sorry chud, this is clearly the result of AOC’s rise, it’s ok to be attractive again.
>>157560882That was the backlash to his first term, 20/21 was the absolute worst of times. The pendulum swung back. Whether it swings again we’ll see, hopefully the robots take over by then.>>157560905I can step up to the mantle and fertilise her frozen eggs
>Colpani How many one-season wonders does this league have
Nikola Vlasic
SladkiSlivki
>>157561039FHer and MonSucre really were the Meloni and Schlein of deepthroat
Sadie Sink? Milan fan btw
The greatest rapper of all time? A Juventus legend.
>>157561087Which e-reader do bbilan fan use?
https://youtu.be/fP8FMdVcCQQ
>>157561122
>>157561110this but unironically
holy riggy
>>157561240era, but fuck turdino
*insert Giampollo toast pic here*
And now we wait for Maurizio to drop by
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>157561280>>157560683
>e-readers>not having a printer trés grim
Kouadio wasn't even a thing until like 2 years ago, all of the sudden every negru is called kouadio, it's slowly becoming the new fofana or dembele. Who's behind this obvious psyops, I'm blaming the [redacted]
The type of fanfic you’d expect Twinkazzo to come up with
>>157561585Food-chained both Dortmund and Atletico but >we are gonna have to spend 90m next summer if he's good, fuck it this dude looks like a Voller regen >we have struck gold
>>157561585Ah I thought that's what Raphael Lion told his teammates wearing the black and red shirt. Well, at least we know he kept his sword and helped a relegation-risking team during this mercato
>>157561585did he bring his bf?
>>157561604My standards are so low, all I need is someone who could score more than 1 goal at Doddenham lmao
sleep tight /serielit/ reminder to print your books because glowies are buying up all physical books and destroying them
>>157561424Asamoah’s and Sidibe’s not something you see too often of these days…
>>157561623Where is Baggio's 900 pages epistolary?
>>157561622I only need 5 goals from him and some badge-kissing for me to curse Carnevali's bloodline if he doesn't sign perma next summer
>>157561637damm i knew something was missing
>La @USCremonese esonera Marco GiampaoloLmfaoooooo what
>Jonathan David>de zerbi>fonseca >rian Johnson how do they keep failing upwards?
>>157561660Big Marmot didn't like Licina potentially developing into a good footballer so he decided to kill the Maestro
>>157561660
Douglas Luiz was held back by dating a whore, now that he's free he's ready to become the best midfielder itw like the prophecy told me
Speed and height!
Just made an exception to my “no folders for loan players” policy
>BREAKING: Nixo Tagliafico’s move to Atlético Madrid is now OFF. Collapsed.Blud got penetrated by multiple clubs worse than Bonnie Blue
>>157561585A Juventus executive? Hold on... could he be...
>>157561670>Family has ties to Gilbert Bigio, the richest man in Haiti, of [REDACTED] origin>De Zerbi’s family surname was originally “Di Djerba”, Djerba is home to one of the largest [REDACTED] diaspora communities >Faunschke->Fonseca, well documented family name change around the time of the Portuguese Inquisition >Luck of the Irish
>>157561736Failed a Tagliafico hijack, couldn't get Gonzalez despite Simeone asking for him, didn't scam >us with Sorloth, still got depression Alvarez on the team and had to get fucking David. Actually dark stuff, at least they got Kang-In Lee.
>>157561769>Gilbert Bigiofelix bigio a member of panathinaikos bc board of directors and one of the main faces behind the greek government mass survailance scandal
>>157561769this post has blown my mind
Another season of Chiesa wasting away
Literally nothing to waste lol
Batman: The Animated Series A
>>157561976Oh noooo somebody please think about the finished shitter
https://x.com/screentime/status/1833590549217218745dodged a bullet there, ChandlerGODS won (episode 3 is kino)
>>157562402Reading the user reviews of MAGA chuds of the episode is peak snowflake kino
>>157562454kek of fucking course, I'm sure they are also seething about John being that skilled with the ring constructs because muh agenda
niggas talmbout capeshit television like they women or somethin'
the capeshit is just a pleb filter, Lanterns is yet another good hbo detective series
>they're not toys they're action figures!!
>>157562561Yes.>>157562510Exactly lole, also upset about the mother taking charge in some scenes. They’re going to freak out if they ever find out about X-Men!
I just realized we're just a couple of days away from pictures of Conceicao and Woltemade training/playing together
>>157562684Problematic considering the guy looks like a nonce
the Juventus owners are in the Epstein filesmuch like everyone else I'm in a state of complete shock
>>157563382https://www.panorama.it/attualita/cronaca/epstein-al-nipote-di-gianni-agnelli-mi-devi-un-bambino-la-frase-choc-che-scuote-il-potere-italiano>Epstein to Gianni Agnelli's grandson: "You owe me a bambina (child)." The shocking remark that shook Italian power.jj fags explain yourselves
>Venezia’s new stadium is officially taking shape. The club revealed new images of the project today:>18,500 seats for football>Up to 24,400 for concerts/events> Built to host Serie A, rugby & major international events>Part of the huge 116-hectare Bosco dello Sport complex>Around €319M invested>Expected to open in Spring 2027Do Venezia get a lot of fans from the larger metropolitan area? Padua and Treviso have pro clubs but they haven’t been in Serie A for a while.
>Bosco dello Sport complexgrim
>>157562643I have the same shelf, but use for my aquarium, was a bit worried at first about not being available to support the weight but it's still going strong after 4 years
new cultural enrichment in Germany just dropped
>>157565004I thought most people from that area were udinese fans.
>>157561702You guys are obsessed with rudi voller
>>157565095It's not so bad, our animol frens from Pietralata will have a new house there
>>157563382>>157564936Excuse me, where's the evidence?>Inb4, some weird email that could have been an inside joke between them.
>>157563382>>157564936>the richest and most powerful family in Italy is on the Epstein listShocking, still we knew since the very beginning that Eduardo Teodorani is on the list so I don't understand why shitalian journos are discovering it just now lol
>>157560680True, but I'm just curious.
jj customers and defending jewish pedos, name a more iconic duo
Oh no the richest of the richest are pedos, we must do something about it! Maybe a pepe or two on /sp/ will stop them!
>nigga woke up at 5am to consoom panorama slop and think about Juventuswhat an interesting case study
>Kefir Thuram out 4 months
>>157566077>>157566077>>157566077>>157566077>>157566077
>>157565146Looks flimsy, how big is the tank?
